/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 18! Give it up for day 18!

>>92267352
our time has long passed, old friend

do you think she ever feels bad about leading mentally ill people on for years on end?

>>92267156
>And Gura is a grown woman
Gura grown woman? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA funniest shit ever

Leaves a moldy egg in the sink for weeks.
Have a tomato soup in the fridge "When was january?" It was March.
Cooks eggs in bathroom.
Called her mom and cried after seeing 1-2 bees in her home.
Called her mom and cried after putting a potlid on her turned on stove.
Can't feed herself properly.
Only vacuum the path in the house she walks, not the entire room, just the path she takes in the room.
Cried after hurting her knee.
+ 2409 billion other toddler level incidents i am to lazy to type out

Adult woman? BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>92267742
I need to be there for her

Merry christmas chumbies, from a teamate feeling nostalgic for days gone by. I miss you guys and seeing our girls together, i hope you see her again very soon. Maybe someday we will share a thread again, and things will feel like home. Much love.

>>92267742
She's my little girl.

>>92268112
Merry Christmas to you as well

I love goob

>>92268112
Merry Christmas bud.

>>92268255
>*Le touché*

Sex with a fembud.

Goob night.

>>92268836
Goob night chumbie

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

When is the Fauna collab?

tickling gura's feet until she's a crying pissing mess

>>92268953
>*Lo touchõ*

It’s still Christmas for 1 hour for me. Merry Christmas!!

>>92267694
Grim

>>92269223
I got 3 hours left of Christmas. I should make Christmas chicken sandwich

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>92268112
Thanks, Merry Christmas man

Chumbie your prayer worked btw. I had a good Christmas!!

>>92269518
Glad to hear it chumbie

I need a new panini-press, any regomendatedsion? I've decided to only live off grilled egg salad sandwiches for the foreseable future

>>92269754
I could use a panini press too

I’ve never pressed a panini in my whole life

I got a cool new foot messager for christmas.

>>92270357
Woah!! That sounds nice!! I bet it’ll feel really good after a long day!

It may be l8 but im still horny

Mods hate panini-presses confirmed, do they atleast like mating presses?

>>92267742
Lets also not forget the time she ran out of toilet paper so she wiped her ass with her fucking clothes.

Like holy shit, the cuckposter's rrats become funnier and funnier when you watch her membership streams talking about how terrible she is at taking care of herself while at home.

>>92270474
Its even heated too.

>>92268112
It's rare to see a post on this site that fills me with joy in the way this one does. I believe we will share a thread together one day. Just have hope my dude. Merry Christmas!

Gura is getting pegged by a loli

>>92267742
I love her...

>>92268112
I was happy we got a little taste tonight. Affiliate status works for me a hell of a lot better than losing them forever

>>92271301
Nah, they are basically gone as well with affiliate status.

I want to press gura's panini

>>92271087
Sugoi!! A self heating foot massager!! We truly do live in the future

Gurass

>>92271758
SNIFFFFF

>>92270834
It was her pissy cunny that she wiped, actually, important distinction.

Ok but why did she cook eggs in a bathroom…
Maybe she intended on using the bathroom fan to suck up the egg smell…? What do you guys think

>>92271792
Still the most unhinged thing to come out of her mouth.

Gurass

>>92270576
same and that pic doesnt help kek

>>92271927
But kitchens also usually have fans so it still doesn't make much sense

>>92271934
Yeah, I can still hardly believe she actually told us that and I'm so glad she did. I really thought she was gonna tell us she peed herself, but the actual story was almost just as good. It's also amazing that chat actually kept their word about not bringing it up again. This thread is the only place I've ever seen it mentioned since the stream.

TuT rubbing cunnies together w gura

>>92271927
Probably. That or she didn't have room in her kitchen.
>>92272096
True, but a bathroom is also a more enclosed space where you can trap the smell. It takes a lot longer for smells to get all sucked up by the kitchen fan.

>>92271927
>>92272096
>>92272276
You are missing the obvious, Gura loves ovipositors, after cooking the eggs she stuff her cunny with them and then pretend to lay them before consuming them, therefor a bathroom is way more suitable for laying eggs

>>92272504
I, uh, wow... Ya know, the really crazy thing is I actually can't entirely dismiss that possibility.

I hate how this activates my almonds

Did she not explain her reasoning for the bathroom eggs? I can't actually remember.

If there’s anyone banned who’s been lurking here still, Merry Christmas to you too

And even if you’re not banned but just a lurker who never posts, Merry Christmas to you too

There's only one person I actually want to wish me a Merry Christmas, but I don't think it's ever going to happen...

Goob night hornybuds, see yall in a few days

goobnight
i love gura

>>92273995
T u T

>>92274009
Sleep well chumbie

>>92274083
Oyasame

>>92274083
sleep tight buddy

>>92274083
Goob night retard

>>92274009
Goob night

Ame graduated, Fauna graduating. Okay we get it. It's sad they are gone. I got over it already. Can Gura stop being depressed and prepare for the 2025 countdown stream?

>>92274620
Her behavior literally hasn't changed at all

Hehe Yeb

I crave grass fed steak

>>92276589
Does it taste better than corn fed steak?

>>92276641
I'm about to find out soon

>>92276712
Did you find out yet

>>92277212
No, the store is closed until it opens

>>92277279

>>92275676
Yeb, hehe.

Somebody poisoned the water hole!

>>92278364
Oh nyo!

>>92278364
There's a snake in my boot.

Yet another year without even the decency of a simple holiday greeting
How depressing
We'll be lucky if she acknowledges the new year

Gura spent 98.9% of 2024 away from us.

Goobnight. Dont bite the bait.

>>92279833
Be sure to tell her that.

A little reminder that they are before I go to bed.

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/851509975721574452/851564016492478534/Captura_de_pantalla_2021-06-07_155115.png?ex=676e6a8a&is=676d190a&hm=f08c9b92b47befea6f3db0854ad0e55f1166a32a51439e303a0084215fb494fa&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=993&height=651

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

That's right, 2 new entries. And there's way more evidence where that came from, but if I listed it all this post would be over a hundred thousand characters long. Don't let any cuckposters try and tell you some bullshit rrats based off of milktoast nothingburgers.

Dicks are scary and goofy looking, so i don't Gura at all for choosing to be lesbian instead

wow, gura didn't even tweet out anything on christmas, did she?

>>92281885
Maybe she is just dead?

>>92281923
she's with king tritan

any gura news for the past 48 hours?

>>92282099
She was in a song that debuted on Mori's channel for about 3 seconds, and she's gonna be seen in Ina's 3d live soon. No actual news though.

>>92282291
Those are both actual news, links to both please.

>>92282306
Debatable.. Anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wO8d70KSXw&ab_channel=MoriCalliopeCh.hololive-EN
https://x.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1872084920643817690

>>92282432
thanks

>>92282432
She's in it for way more than 3 seconds, but you're too retarded to count when she's with other people, I see.

>>92282577
It's called sarcasm you autistic faggot.

>>92282731
Yeah I'm going to believe someone who said "No actual news" and "Debatable" was being sarcastic about another part of his post.

>>92282432
For an english group song it's not half bad.

>>92280005
Based, thanks for the Amesame ritual post, merry christmas to you anon

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>92281885
What do you expect from a mega whore?

>>92283930
But enough about your mother

Gura is sedated
>>92278364
neener neener

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

https://x.com/the_Johnny1/status/1871877727126786277
https://x.com/jose_bonn/status/1872193127739752896
https://x.com/Pankekes7/status/1872150477577826728

Baguraette hohoho

Goob doko?

Stop spamming, i can't keep up with all the comments at this incredible speed

>>92286154
Nyo

Goob morning.

goob morning sirs

WHORE

>>92284460
cute dino!

Need my morning milk

Stream bitch

For Milk and Cookies!

>>92274083
Late Goobnight and Merry Christmas

>>92273076
>>92273202
I second this. You are here with us in spirit banned/lurkerbuds. Merry Christmas and God bless.

anyone still paying for membership is a cuck

>>92289910
I need to eat that butt so bad...

>>>/v/698396404
chumbuds are you alright

>>92290965
yeah

>>92290965
what ever you linked to its not showing up or you linked to it wrong so no going back on the archive so what was it?

>>92290965
>>92291895
Figured it out but nothing burger just the same as what is normally posted on VT about streams don't know why it was posted in V

>>92268112
Merry Christmas

>>92283797
samen

wow, gura didn't even tweet out anything on christmas, did she?

>>92290340
I like this

I'm back home again
https://files.catbox.moe/xyqkk5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tltyft.png
https://files.catbox.moe/n76xzf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b0z7zo.png
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0922/12/1735192530580279.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0av5af.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/wk4at3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/x8hfqj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/nmmuu3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/n16t60.png
>>92258612

>>92293236
i want to fuck computer

>>92284460
Another excellent dino for my collection

>>92293236
Nice and welcome back.

MY wife

https://x.com/Reviolet613/status/1871866764872839408

>>92293236

MY Gurandma.

>>92292934
>gura didn't even tweet out anything on christmas, did she?
After 3 years it's not a shock that Gura completely skipped Christmas again. There is a fight going on with management and sadly it looks as though she won't have a collab with Fauna. Have no idea what Hololive is doing since they are handling the recent graduations so badly that fans are never going to trust management after this.

Gura's tumor is metastasizing.

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

which one of you ate my pastrami sandwich

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>92294813
aw, shucks!

cough https://x.com/DaiDesign/status/1872084834514079792?t=OwL8znHl1anO9YwZKgfbXg

>>92295320
Japanese law is so goofy

>>92295320
Yeah, you should be able to use your name and design after leaving an agency.

>>92290340
why isnt she following the directions :(

>>92295570
Chumbie she can barely read

https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0922/75/1735210964191475.png

>>92294420
yeah, she might as well graduate

she should do what she thinks is right for her.

>>92296175
Gura is definitely angry with management but if she was leaving it would have been with Ame.

>>92296145
I don't like when they put Gura in with whos

>>92295320
Is this what Gura's waiting for I wonder? Imagine how much management would melt down if she leaves to go indie and takes the IP with her

>>92296752
sameido

I had a dream where Gura's massive 2 year project finally released and it was a 3D live.

Except it was not a normal 3D live, not only were the songs completely original and all in english, but the songs and performances were fucking unhinged. Or at least the parts of it I remembered were.

It started with Gura saying that this live was metaphorical and that each performance was symbolic of stages of her life (or maybe she didn't say that and I just figured it out?). And throughout the live up until a certain point, Gura had this clone of her that danced and stuff while Gura herself sang.


As for the songs/performances themselves, I vividly remember 3 of them. The first was about saving sea creatures kept in captivity and forced to do tricks for people at waterparks, and the stage was this elaborate Aquarium park set up with Orcas in cages (and I think Chloe had a part in the song?). The second was about feeling suicidal and the instrumental was by the music producer Zomboy. And finally, the most unhinged one of them all was a song about her sex life. Or at least it was until halfway through it when the Gura clone straight up died and the song was hijacked by Weird Al and then the stage morphed into a live action one with real people dancing and playing instruments.

And then at the very end after the final performance (which I don't remember), the final scene was Gura getting married or together with 3 Ame's. And then there was a twist reveal that one of the Ame's was Calli in disguise but Gura was ok with it.

Weird ass dream but a small part of me wishes this was real cause the actual production of this live was beyond anything else Hololive had done in the past.

Oh and I remember this board absolutely loathing this live while Twitter loved it lmao.

>>92298388
Last night I dreamed about driving around town again. Same ol dream

>>92298388
I wonder what it means...

Off to the thirteen-hour overnight shift followed by an extra shift tomorrow. Merry Christmas buds, see you on the other side.

>>92299272
Goob luck bud. Thats a long shift

>>92299361
Thanks bud, gonna enjoy that sweet sweet overtime

>>92299272
Stay safe out there bud.

Depression kinda really sucks, buds.

>>92299963
yeah.

Balls deep in Guras left nostril

>>92300584
it won't fit

>>92299963
Take your meds. Gura should take her meds too

>>92300671
No one should take meds, it's a scam to make people buy more Hallmark well wishes cards

>>92300671
I hate taking my meds

When I'm feeling down, I remind myself about how much ass I kick, and I hype myself up.
goob should think about that too. She should think about the massive lines at the aquarium. She should think about how she got to sing at a Dodgers game. She should think of the little girl dancing, having a good time at the concert. She brings so much joy and happiness to everybody, all across the world, from little kids to ojisans.
She is truly one of a kind.

>>92300823
cutebud...

>>92300656
You don't know how long and small my pp is, it's like a silly straw, i'm sure i can tickle her tonsils

>>92301212
duckanon...

>>92299914
mwah

>>92302397
God her voice is beautiful bros

Internet's down AND there's no water for the coffee machine, let's gooooo

>>92302788
t-the bathroom...

>>92302788
Perhaps I didn't send you enough luck chumbie

>>92302820
>>92302867
It's fiiiiine, I'll be fiiiiine, hoohaha

I wish Gura would stream Forever Winter because I'm absolutely infatuated with that game but Ame's gone and SNOT is missing a member so it's never going to happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NfKoPmWvac
What a shame.

>>92303063
Is that the tarkov-like where everyone looks like bums. It looks pretty cool

will Gura play Stellar Blade?

>>92303240
Too hard for her.

>>92303240
Ye

>>92303270
but the PLOT and the BACKstory...

>>92303227
Kinda but it's PvE only. Dismally grim setting and I love it.

>>92303240
I wonder if she even knows they have Sony perms now and how far they go (do they include earlier gen titles?)

>>92303240
the question should be if she will play anything ever again

>>92303554
I hope not. I'm busy.

>>92303554
She literally said she wanted to stream games last members stream.

>>92304379
so where are the streams, eggman

>>92304513
please be patient with my wife

Goomba.

>>92303227
>>92303375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93MojoncjrE
Oh and the soundtrack's a fucking banger

Gura, please just graduate.

gura, please stream… into my mouth.

>>92305086
No. Go fuck yourself.

>>92305086

>>92305128
>Biboo poster was just a malicious anti
Explains a lot

I'm curious about this book of Enoch

>>92305375
Is that the conspiracy theory one with the planet of lizard people?

>>92306818
Book of Enoch is the one where the angels had sex with human women and created the nephilim

Don’t feel good

>>92307111
Did you eat something funky again chumbie?

>>92307111
me too im gonna go to bed. night

>>92307111
Feel Evil!

>>92307200
Nyo
>>92307211
Ni ni

>>92307211
rest well bud

>>92305375
Oh dear, there is a LOT to say about that one. My old man talks my ear off about it constantly. Lots of background lore and cosmology is explained that otherwise would be absent from scripture.
I should sit down with it and read it myself one of these days.

>>92307341
Eeek!!!

>>92307408
Based biblebud. I'm going to give the book a read.

>>92307341
whos this semen demon

>>92307559
Idk but this is a Gawrbonzo Bean.

>>92307718
don't mind if I do

>>92307546
I eagerly await your insights bud

We're all living in the ruins of a vtuber fandom

This woman is mentally damaged she has, for 3 fucking christmases in a row, said nothing to us. She shows no signs of recovery and she's been a ghost for more than she's been around. Graduation is imminent but even that is no cure, because she still won't fucking stream or talk to us, in or outside of hololive. Really the only "happy" ending is that she does indeed have a sololive, and uses it as a full on retirement from the internet. We can all pretend the show had a great finale and not a 3 year cancellation konga with episodes being released randomly

>>92309415
why are you here retard, go back to your twitch streams

>>92309557
Twitch streams? What the fuck does that even mean

>>92309575
it means gb2twitch

>>92309674
Utter non sequitur

Why are they like this
Instead of posting seething fanfiction why not pick up a bible or something, jeez

>>92309813
I think so too. The bible will keep the occupied for months

>>92309813
let's read this Bible

>>92310040
woah free black heart

>>92310108
also increases the spawn chance of a devil deal and changes the boss drop to a devil deal, unless its a fixed boss, like mom

discord beat me to it

>>92310937
Is that GFL2?

>>92310972
ye

>>92305128
Hot.

>>92310937
That name sucks anyway. Cumbies or cumbuds is a much better name.

>>92311182

>>92311182
they used to call me cumbud as a derogatory name but i kinda liked it

>>92311182
Chumbabooeys is way better

Wow, Gura left you guys hanging during Christmas? That's pretty cold.

>>92311560
They don’t call em cold turkeybuds for no reason

>>92311770
>can't even get the meme right
go back, sister

>>92311824
>replying to it

>>92311282
soulless gura my beloved

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125536040

>>92312311
the animation on the previous post looks promising

stream bitch

>>92313363
yeah, mine

>>92311560
we are used to this by now
as sad as it is

my one wish is to DESTROY!!

>>92314290

>>92314334
looks like I'm gonna start swinging!!

>>92314529

anyone wanna watch [UNARCHIVED] singing shark! & ukulele in about 24 hours from now it would be the same date +3 years and then we got uke practice + chatting only 2 days later AND even [UNARCHIVED] Karaoke Relay! for new years.... man, what a great time that was

>>92314580
looks like it's gun-slinging instead!!

>>92314861
Shut up and get back in the jar!

my power wanes...

>>92315487
The dino's time to strike is now

>>92315487
meant for >>92314931

>>92315487
https://www.youtube.com/watch/W0CUSG5SRZ0

I am here and I am hungry.

>>92316203
This bird has a nicer song than my cockatiel's

Pathetic

>>92317025
Chumbies, come home

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

KFP are seething at Gura in global because she got invited to Ina's live instead of Kiara. Honestly with current Hololive fanbase being like this I'm not surprised she wants to leave just like Ame.

>>92317578

Wow, she actually did nothing? Even a 2view I watch who's currently on break due to a death in the family tweeted out her thanks and well-wishes. That's just really lame, no matter what you're going through.

>>92318489
slime sex slime sex slime sex

>>92318450
It's not surprising. Gura does not even feel like apart of hololive so of course global would turn on her.

>>92318518
After the third Christmas in a row it has less impact.

>>92318518
No one gives a shit as evidence by the lack of replies to your bitching. Now fuck off.

>>92319012
Calm down cuckbud.

>>92319012
2 replies so far is plenty in a dead thread like this

Why are tourists here anyway? Don't they have their own oshis to go back to?

>>92318578
Apart and a part have different meanings

>>92319216
Seems like theres a raid on the board again. Happens every so often

>>92319216
Gura would be disappointed in you

>>92319216
They had an oshi, but then she abandoned them.

Shinkiro at the new year countdown

>>92319515
Well thats no reason to clog up an unrelated general like /ggg/. :3

>>92319577
I'll have to catch the vod

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>92318518
Yeah, there's not really any excuse for it anymore (hence the angry responder). I'm just here to read the cope at this point.

>>92311302
I ended up joining a general hololive platoon.

>>92319732
ye!

I'm reading through the book of Enoch right now. The Watchers taught all the humans how to use crazy spells and shit. Crazy stuff

>>92319577
Mmm delicous crumbs.

What happened

I'm guessing that pseudepigrapha isn't okay to talk about here compared to the canon

>>92320932
you can talk about fake pig writings all you want

>>92320932
I think they could be useful to discuss, myself. Though I am no expert.
At worst they could be instructive for identifying forgeries, like the Letter of Lentulus, compared to authentic articles like the Shroud of Turin

>>92319577
>shinkiro
Holy shit I've always wanted to see a Marine + Mori duet

Gura should just quit with everything and leave the internet forever at this point

Hello you wastes of oxygen, remember the meat loaf stream? Better times, aye?

>>92322227
she should make a new stream making meatloaf, only instead of meat you use flour and yeast

>>92321625
In that case I shall share my findings with you chumbies

I ate crackers and cheese plus a pb&j sandwich for dinner

>>92322190
This but you instead of her.

>>92322402
Based truthseekerbud

>>92322496
Sounds tasty
I just did 8 burpees at work and I'm out of breath. Man I really need to get back in shape.

>>92322731
I really want to get back to burpees but my left toe still hurts

>>92319577
Also there's no medley this year probably because those cunts are becoming too fucking greedy. No wonder Fauna is leaving this shit hole and Gura's planning on following her. Fuck management subhumans, behead those cunts and firebomb Cover's office.