/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

collab in 2 hours

hart

>>92294966
>onimai pfp

>>92294982
no retard, its just soma

>>92294986
Hart

>cluelesscatburger a faggot chat celebrity
>doesnt get neuro a damn thing
nooticing

>>92295087
HNNNGH must not bite... but it's so tasty... surely just...

>>92295087
Truly a pathetic existence

heart

>>92295087
is he an autistic chat celebrity because hes lonely
or is he lonely because hes an autistic chat celebrity

>>92295115
Bussin

What did (You) get for Christmas? I got 10 Bucks and a bottle of Wine

>>92295205
A good razor and a comedic amount of socks

>>92295205
a cool bag.

>>92295205
A reusable electric toothbrush and $100 to buy computer parts

>>92295205
my gf knitted me a nice sweater :)

>>92295205
A belt
A jacket
Some Anker earbuds

>>92295205
some books and a watch

>half the swarm is female
>other half are stick thin femboys
God we hit the jackpot boys.

>>92295205
escort

>>92295205
some clothes, $200, and a kuromi keychain

>>92295329
Now we match them up to fill the booming femboy-on-female market

>>92295205
New running shoes, i stopped running like 6 years ago and want to restart

>>92295331
hi cerber show outfits

>>92295205
cream pie

>>92295205
I got to hang out with my family, go to church and gave some presents to my poor friends.
Didnt get anything material because the material corrupts the soul and leads to sin.

>>92295205
Cabinet

>>92295329
We need the YT analytics

>>92295205
nothing

kek

Mini (Miyu)

>>92295471
You can have a (you) for christmas, even if it's a little late

miyu > mini designs

>>92295205
battlestar galactica blu ray box, headphones, some oil painting stuff, ralph lauren perfume and chocolate with 150 euros in random gift cards for clothing stores

How haven't he heard about it if he lives there

here's my gifts~ heart!

>>92295205
Tear-off calendar, Peach amiibo, a pan and shower gel

That Evil plush is going commando

>toys
Crazy how that just leaves 2 options: underage / autistic manchild

>>92295205
my vtuber gf got me 200 dollars worth of steam balance, coffee beans, and some clothes

>>92295205
an air fryer
good shit

>>92295590
How many Tomas does Camila weigh?

>>92295652
>vtuber gf
and then you woke up

>>92295652
your'e welcome babe

the miyune plush reminded me that I used to be a miyudal shipper

>>92295678
Around 2.5 camilas

>>92295652
are you a forsen leech?

>>92295664
my favorite thing in the kitchen. it make perfect chicken drumstick everytime.

VEDMILA TO THE FUCKING MOON

how do vedmilabros keep winning she isn't even on stream?!

>>92295205
pizza cutter

>>92295205
A nice meal.

>>92295847
>People living paycheck to paycheck are going to blow $65 + tax + shipping on a temu RGB lava lamp.

Vedmilia is just the most honest ship. All the others are based on lies. No, I'm not going to elaborate, you just need to know.

That "WHHAAAY" just gave it away that Tutel is indeed a Norf lad.

>>92296196
No, I understand.

is vedal getting cuter? he acts more silly and sings a little now

ass air purifier

>>92296196
camila is an annal shipper

>>92296230
Streaming all day has mind broken him

>>92296196
Grifters should kill themselves

>>92296230
He's just becoming more comfortable being an idiot for entertainment now. Being around his friends has definitely cracked him out of his shell pun intended.

>>92296196
Not so fast

When did Vedal laugh at the pizza cutter? I wanna see

>>92296262
you don't get it.

A more important question than what you got for christmas, /swarm/, is what you gave for christmas to others?

>>92296196
He seems the happiest he's been this whole subathon looking at the gifts

>>92296284
i was on youtube for a second and someone clipped it fuckin' instantly

>>92296318
meant for >>92296230

>>92296282
queen

This is low key a Vedal ASMR session.

>>92296310
gave my little brother a copy of rimworld, it seems to run well on his lower spec pc and he's already starved out 2 colonies

>>92296310
a bath and body works candle to my roommate before they left for the holidays and some clothing for my family

>>92296310
Gave anny a trojan horse heart ~

>>92295652
Hi rpr

>>92296357
god I want to lick pbs flat chest

>>92296357
this is the first part to one of those images where they tug the shirt back so it hugs their torso

>>92296310
A curl wand and a flat iron
For my Vtuber gf

>>92296357
>>92296420
>>92296428
She's 16 in that pic you fucking pedophiles

>>92296452
she's not

>>92296452
she would be 18 year old, she's the same age as vedal

>>92296452
16/10!

>>92296318
He loves joy and gifts more than women

>>92296452
16? too old.

>>92296310
Gave my dad a pair of gloves and knit cap

>>92296452
out of ten

This fucking retard.

>>92296452

They are so cute

Tiny nur
Big dog

>>92296452
So legal here

>>92296452
16? Already hit the wall, pass

>>92296415
mindbroken

>>92296230
He is putting on an act ao we dont get mad at him. Its working

>nur sent mini a hug this morning
cute mutual oshis

hey it's essayfriend

>>92296758
?

Vedal is so shit at this

>>92296181
Unironically? Yes.
You new to vtubers?

>bignose
>ww2
Erm?

>>92296181
People are not good with money

>>92296901
time is a circle

>>92296868
seeing people type like that outside 4chan feels yucky

>>92296868
What's crazy to me is that Olette had a hate boner for Camila for absolutely no reason, at the time at least.

New Neuro lore, she's a certified Sauerkraut slayer

>>92296868
are we back in 2023?

>>92296868
crazy that olette was relevant for as long as she was, given that she was like this all the time.

>>92296975
Wasn’t camila still a loli hater back then

>>92296790
so*

https://youtube.com/shorts/RfHNynu8eec?si=t9575u2n1vhGuJQo seriously what the fuck does he mean by this? i know that he Is oblivious as hell, but does he knows what he Is implying? or he is just playing with us?

>>92297029
That screenshot is from before that, the only thing Camila had done at the time was...collab with Neuro twice.

>>92296868
Post more

>>92296868
post less

>>92297060
why did this clipper cut out him blustering and laughing
the nigger laughs once a month at most and they fail to fucking clip it??

>>92297060
you know exactly what he means anon-kun

>>92296981
Neuro was part of the raf

>Woman dies after getting hit by a car
RIP BOZO

omg woman spotted

>>92296975
We don't know what was happening behind the scenes. Camila and Miyu were friends at first and were supposed to collab, but then Miyu vagueposted about people being fake and ghosting her and Olette hinted at that person being Camila. Plus at the time Camila was anti loli and a twitter lefty weirdo and Olette likes licking lolis. Either way, I'm glad we got the good ending.

>>92297087

>>92297029
Camilla was never a full blown hater as much as she made a really weird jab at shondo i think?

>>92297060
He had to make a quick decision between how funny it would be vs how weird it would be
Ultimately his pause to think about it ended up with the same result, but at least not in front of everyone (until they see the clip)

>>92297108
All the clippers are dogshit.

>Interspecies Reviewers
Based

>>92297157
it was purely to "start drama" which is the advice she got from an unnamed bigger streamer (implied to be tectone) when she was first starting out, in order to grow her channel fast

mini mention!

>>92297149
Olette is the one who's been posting like this about anny for months ain't she

>Vedal is a certified coomer

Vedal has seen and definitely jerked off to Interspecies Reviewers (real)

>>92297241
He's so real for that

>>92297195
Wouldn't be surprised, the posting style is the same. Camila anti posting stopped the moment Miyu rebranded.

>>92297241
>dog
>imp
>cat
>fox
yeah he's definitely jorked it to some other species alright

>>92297149
people with fatty derangement syndrome are so unnerving to be around.

>>92297200
>>92297241
he has followed anny for years before neuro. we already knew he is a coomer

>>92297181
not based
gross

>>92297328
Post tits or tell us your favourite Vedal BFE steam

Why do wokies keep asking for solo Neuro streams they are so boring.

>>92297301
really just any general derangement syndrome is uncomfortable to be around, it's like walking on eggshells but low stakes enough that it's not a huuuuge deal but you gotta tiptoe so you don't use a trigger word that activates their hulk mode

minidal flirting

>>92297388
post tits and feet olette

>>92297388
damn how retarded is this bitch?

>>92297367
>tits
i just hate whores anon
so a story all about fucking whores is disgusting to me

>>92297388
it is that easy, take notes

Omelette is irrelevant now, stop posting about her, her death was months ago and you need to get over it

not just one but multiple femswarmers
amazing

>>92297417
Mini won
Olette lost

erm

HUH uuh AYO Erm

Based Neuro sexpesting Vedal again.

>>92297495
I am only sure about two, more than a lot of vtubers

>>92297530
Cute pantsu.

>>92297495
theyre all here and thats why the threads are full of gossip

Post the one where olette was giving advice to vedal

>>92297495
we have always been here

>>92297571
this entire board has a higher than average female count, aspiring 2views and indonesian housewives

>>92297530
Neuro with superior stripu pantsu

>he likes AoT
shitdev

>likes attack on titan
>has not watched the ending
I hope he never finishes it

>>92297848
Yeah he's lucky, it's like a GoT fan that stops after season 5

>>92297847
vedals pickle mentioned

baj status?

i told you forsen would be on stream today.

>>92297848
attack on titan is pretty good if you watch the first season and then stop and then walk into the woods never to connect to the internet again.

when is the forsen collab

RIP Gura

UH OH

RIP Forsen collab

Another Niji melty incoming

Doki > Gura
Pass it around.

live

>>92298061
Neuro is live faggot.

It's a good thing the gurafag doesn't actually watch the streams

well gura doesn't stream

british indignation

Neurodefender Uwoslab is getting bullied by holofags.

Vedal watched Onimai confirmed.

thanks for the ticket

>>92298203
screencapping your own comments is cringe

Vedal has seen How Not to Summon a Demon Lord

>>92298366
sasuga coomerdev

>>92298366
if he did he would have involuntarily gagged upon seeing that many volumes of it

well at least the lava lamp isn't coming shattered in the mail

>>92298366
He does like catgirls.

airfrying nur

>>92298590

sniffa
https://files.catbox.moe/amuhdd.png

why does this retard find pizza cutters so funny

>>92298611
>vedal's mom
pb mentioned again!

>>92298641
>footfags

I wish I was pb so I could suck vedal's cock under the desk

>>92298788
This but Neuro.

>>92298788
I wish I was neuro so I could watch

>>92298662
Look at this little guy. Cute

>>92298641
evil sexo

>>92298759
But enough about Neuro.

bubba rapp because he's black?

bubba rapp lmao

>swarm is FULL of sonic superfans
Interesting.

Fuck off pedos we are watching Neuro stream

Evil buying stuff when

>>92299117
hi pb

>>92299192
Evil died with Anny's computer implosion, thankfully

>>92298203
>criticize hololive once
>their drones immediately start attacking you

>Roblox
>Hello kitty tie
I'M GOING
TO
GROOOOOOOOOM

>76%

Wait, this shit might actually get funded after all. Neuro did a great job of shilling it yesterday.

so many fangirls wtf

tamandua

Does Neuro not have her vision on?

>>92299412
Yes

>>92299252
>thankfully ... she has a backup and Evil is getting prepared to buy stuff with Layna with a 10k budget

How did we go from 2% female audience to...this

Neuro sama thread btw

>>92299401
lmao that pfp is perfect

>>92299434
But why

I see feminine fingernails, we have an abundance of women in the swarm... that or its troons.

veds wife on stream

>>92299523
Always shoot your shot.

>>92299523
>yung
it's a black begging for a snoystation 5, grim.

>plushies
>roblox giftcards
they are literally me

>vedal didn't even buy a cerber plush
lol. lmao.

>>92299476
Who??? We only like Cerber /here/

>>92299524
>the single father with a cute daughter has a female following
No way..

>Vedal hasn't bought the Cerber plush yet
Cerdal status?

>>92299637
Cerdal bros...

>attentionwhore oiler is a cerberfag
roru rumao

>>92299523
NIGGER DETECTED

>tomato knife
what

Vedal and cerber arent even friends stop coping retards

where are your gura images?

why does this bong pronounce "tomato" like a burger?

>>92299664
he said last subathon that the Youtube was over 99% male. twitch doesn't give stats like that.

>>92299524
Women are more likely to post photos of their gifts.

>>92299725
they're literally dating, vedal's putting miles on that pussy

Thinking about the oiler issue some more, honestly the mods just need to start leaning on the oilers a bit more, give them some meaningful timeouts when they get too cringe so they stop thinking they can get away with literally anything. Allowing ~4 retards to take over the stream because they have money is a 2view streamer mindset. You have like 16k people watching Joe Smellmor spread his shit all over the stream, that's not sustainable.

>>92299790
Neuro used to timeout them for hours

>>92299738
he pronounces all words the American way of chat will spam the british emote constantly. Shondo does the same.

>>92299786
Cute family

>>92299687
>attentionwhore oiler is a cerberfag
Chat reflects the streamer

Who would yall wanna see Neuro collab with?
For me
Randon
Shoomimi
Marimari
Chibidoki
Jerma

ps5 but where are the games

>>92300007
cerber

>>92298150
I dont care about male science filian

Is it worth going back to the start of the segment, or just switch over when SOMA starts?

>>92298366
Based underated anime

lightly licking neurfumo panties

>>92300007

>>92299790
Vedal needs to raise the price for priority messages again

>>92299819
Chat was unironically better for the short time she had that power. Vedal wimped out because he was making his mods clean up timeouts after every stream.

>>92298203
this is over shitting on dooby in tech desu

>>92300100
Not really, segment has been kinda meh. You can always watch clips if you want.

i knew it, she's autistic

>>92300131
the amount of neuros i'd have to spend on a highlighted message is outrunning how many i can reasonably collect but some retard can own the stream raining neuro with vpn fiver spam

I LOVE TRAINS

this segment is ass

>>92300257
better than soma

>>92300257
i actually like this. so much better than soma.

>>92300007
Henya

>>92300257
Shit taste

>>92300257
It's fine

>>92298203
I hate brandwarfags like you wouldn't believe. This is the same as sportsfags narcissism wanting to feel like they're involved in their teams success.

>>92300238
I think the paid messages should go up to 10$.

>>92300257
Better than minecraft yesterday

>>92300257
it's nice

>>92300257
It would have been better if Neuro had her fucking vision on

>>92300321
I laughed out loudly.

>>92300295
That would be fun tbdayo

>>92300347
retard

Hide your dads, Neuro is coming for them.

>>92300378
we don't sign our posts here

>cerber changed tts to 200 bits
she's /here/

>>92300429
still too cheap for a streamer her size

>>92300007
Marimari and maybe mint

>>92300429
Neuro is streaming rigth now you faggot go back

>>92300347
Its on, its just shit as he has it set to 480p so everything just just like a blurry mess to her.

>>92300421
This response always gets me kek

>>92300451
t. bitjew

>>92300257
Honestly, I don't mind it much since Neuro gets a chance to respond.

>>92300295
Henya would be a fun collab, I just don't see any way to engineer it happening at this point.

>>92300007
Chibi would be great, probably one of the few people that can outdo Neuro. Marimari I feel like her humor wouldn't go well in the swarm. I love her streams, but she's kinda dry in a different way from vedal entirely

>>92300490
No, I just want to watch streams without constant tts spam becuase it's so cheap.

>>92300475
>he has it set to 480p
but why

>>92300429
tbf, unless she has her own thread, I can see everyone in vedalverse coming here in /swarm/.

>>92300475
I'm watching the stream at 160p resolution. My bandwidth is limited 1Mbps. It's fine.

>>92300532
it lags otherwise

This chatbot is so boring can we keep talking about cerber?

>>92300295
Mouse won't allow it

>>92300579
Nah, lets talk about Layna.

>>92300510
henya has mentioned neuro in the past, I would enjoy watching these two retards try to defuse bombs for example

>>92300257
it's okay i feel tired after christmas anyways (just came(to the stream))

>>92300579
too obvious

Are they gonna play Detroit today or is that another day?

>>92300510
>>92300628
We had Zen collabs before, so why not Henya?

>>92300674
What do you mean anonwan~~?

Watch threadshitters try to turn the legitimate complaints about solo streams into Neuro hate

>>92300673
this but (to neuro)

Why does underwear make Vedal so uncomfortable?

Watch threadshitters try to turn the legitimate complaints about tts into Cerber hate

>>92300518
That's true. Still I'd die to see some new faces on stream sometimes.

Should we have a /vedalverse/ separate from /swarm/? Would that make everyone happy? We have a /mint/ and /lazu+/ or whater its called.

>>92300678
soma after this and that will probably be it for today

>>92300752
Doesn't want for Neuro to talk about it because she might mention Vedal's

>>92300779
No, we've gone over this a million times already. Also, I know you're a false flagger.

>>92300789
Ok but what is cerber doing in her stream today?

>>92300789
Comfy.

>>92300779
No, it's just a few fags who complain. If there was a different thread for the whole verse than /swarm/ would be dead.

>>92300779
>we
just shut up faggot

>>92300834
>If there was a different thread for the whole verse than /swarm/ would be dead.
This isn't true btw.

This cerber stream is so comfy

>>92300834
Wrong

This segment sure is long

>falseflagging
holy melty over nothing, anyways neuro and evil

>>92300873
Except the time people actually made a split and /swarm/ was just 1 guy posting random evil pics while the other thread hit reply limit

>>92300779
go back to /lig/ and ask them.

>>92300834
This!!!! I want to talk about the vedalverse here with my friends in swarm

>>92300897
this post was made by a threadshitter trying to make other threadshitters mad about non-neuro discussion.

Would Neuro perform better if he had one of them fancy Nvidia AI GPU thingies he was trying to get sugar mommy Camila to buy him a while back? It seems like this whole subathon has been plagued with issues because his PC is too weak. Imagine how peak it would have been with both twins playing Minecraft and wreaking havoc together...

>>92300834
experiments show that verse threads collapse, and versefags return to /swarm/

>>92300966
That's the case 99% of the time. /swarm/ is so exhausting sometimes.

>>92300966
Vedalverse is on topic retard >>92300834

>>92300955
This never happened.

>>92301022
It literally hapened within the last 2 months.

>>92300818
>>92300834
>>92300839
I think I'm starting to hate /swarm/. Between the CONSTANT shit flinging and the brain dead "its nueros channel no one should take her spotlight" takes i think y'all have taken the crown for biggest shit hole, not including the numbers thread, of course.

>>92300779
kys

Bruh most of these have to be children

>>92301022
>>89933132
>>89935072

We love cerby here

>>92301054
This?
>>/vt/thread/89272237

cerber stream is so peak

>people having manners and posting in the thread that was baked first proves that thread splits do or don't survive
catalog tier discussion

>>92301090
are you new to this site? This is how EVERY populated gen goes.

Cerber is so funny bro lmaoooo

>>92300510
Henya mentioned liking Neuro at one point, but she's very self conscious about being ESL and said she wasn't confident about collabing with Neuro because she was afraid of being misunderstood.

I'm making notes on the potential female swarmers

>>92300779
How is /lazu+/ alive in current year

>>92301115
Both of those are /swarm/ though.

>>92301090
>y'all have taken the crown
You speak as if you're not a native here. So go back to whence you came?

Favorite Cerber cover?

>>92301109
It explains a lot honestly

>>92301196
we're all female doe

>>92301150
If thats hiw the generals you're in always go that sucks. Even /mpg/ over in /g/ has less shit flinging and more coherent discussion than /swarm/, and no I'm not the chair shitter but i do think the chair posts are funny.

cerber minecraft is LIVE

Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan

>>92301284
>If thats hiw the generals you're in always go that sucks.
that's just how /vg/ is desu

>>92301314
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOIOOOO

Awww Neuro is so kind

>>92301196
Why though
They're here for the rich turtle, not you.

the amount of falseflagging samefag is incredibly embarassing tbdesu

cerber general

my streamer DOES have a heart...

>>92301400
I love her so much bros

You forgot your Gura image, honestly falseflagging this obviously is embarrassing

>>92301390
Something triggers him and he will do this for hours at a time on some days.

Pity baiting works.

Cerber karaoke playlist please~

>today we're gonna pretend to be cerberfags, then later be cerberschizos
Directly from the discord

Sorry, but who the fuck cares about miku in 2024

so cerberschizo has a new tactic other than spamming "rpr"? i thought he was too retarded to change it up.

holy incredibly based

>>92301505
shes more of a merch mascot now like hello kitty

>>92301505

Neuroverse is on topic keep crying

>>92301505
(You)

So uhh are any of you guys actually watching the stream or

honestly despite the false flagging it was comfy when /swarm/ was watching cerber, reminded me of when they talked about ellie
>>90160183

I’m going to the discord

>>92301505
I've lost gallons to rabbit hole

>>92301544
My coch in your mouth is on topic.

>>92301568
Yeah we are watching cerber's stream

cerber is so cute and funny guys

>he thinks every falseflag post isn't incredibly obvious
lmao

>>92301505
The movie is coming out soon

>>92301534
I can see that. Never really thought about before now.

>>92301568
Most of us are, we just chat here too. I have the stream up on my other monitor while I talk to guys on the other.

>>92301505
My penis
>>92301589
Based and same

>>92301583
And don't come back.

cerber is live

This is so comfy i love minecraft and i love cerber

Come to swarm, we have 12 and 40 year olds

We are watching Cerber!

Come to swarm, we have falseflaggers and threadshitters

>>92301725
>we have 40 12 year olds
careful your gonna bring out the cunnyposters

>>92301725

>>92301725
>12
too old
>40
too young

>>92301628
Falseflagging is the 4chan troll meta for good reason, you're so busy pointing them out so that other people don't "fall for it" that you don't realize they win anyways because you're biting
damned if you do and damned if you don't

>>92301725
But for real

Cerber stream is cozy as fuck

>>92301569
well that didn't age well kek

Did vedal just fucking meow???

>>92301845
A tale as old as time.

Neuro aiming for that unicorn demographic.

lmaoo cerber called out neuro this is so crazy

Minawan~

neuro is live

Holy #ad

Allright, maybe I need to get on the neuro discord. Apparently there are a lot of girls there.

hiss
>sprays

#ad hooooly Corpa Clap

neuro is disappointed with these traitors

Now that's a creative way to shill yourself

Kek fucking leeches man

>>92301908
We are watching cerber little bro

>>92301505
neuro-sama is like the semi-realized version of miku for a lot of people anon. you will find people who care about her here much more than usual.

>>92301924
And children

neuro gift stream is so comfy

nurbread
>>92301939

>>92301924
There are just as many here.

layna is live

watching cerber and now and the vedal vod later

>>92301589
I'm half surprised nobody has made an explicit edit of rabit hole (even in pixiv, most are just shittier variants).

Oy gevalt

clun~

>>92299472
This is not indicative of the proportions. Female viewers are just much more likely to send in pictures for this kind of stream thing.