/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart

>>92288253
cute family

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>92288324
Hart

Why has this general been pretending the subathon is over and that the soma stream was bad?
I don't understand, it was fun.

That's not even getting into all the wannabes who shit talk Vedal's programming.

>>92288378
"it's okay Evil, next year you'll have a good christmas."

>>92288438
ok vedal

>>92288438
SOMA was fine but it wasn't a good stream game with Neuro. Plus when people hear "drunk horror game" they were kinda expecting something with typical jumpscare horror that would get funny reactions out of drunk tutel and not "le psychological deep message" horror.

>>92288412
i'm kinda honoured someone's continuing my occasional "ritualpost"

>>92288253
anny drawn lore accurate pig nose

>>92288514
gotta wait for the bret(evil)hart post too.

>>92288438
hi vedal just chill out a bit sometimes ok?

>>92288438
>Why has this general been pretending
Because autism and retardation
Are you actually new or som,ething?

>>92288509
can't remember, but isn't that also chat's fault for pushing soma on a devstream?

>>92288412
>>92288514
>>92288560
This is stupid btw.

>>92288560(me) I mean owen.

>>92288438
Vedal, alex does not get one guy'd as bad as you do. Can you take some inspiration from him and do better?

Peak vedal stream was drunk trucking with truckerfm

Least favorite oiler? mine is picrel and his shitty forced meme

Intense Vedal showers...

god i wish i was vedal’s bath towel

Reminder that if a turtle tells you he just got out of the shower, he's trying to get you to imagine him naked.

frog hat somehow looks worse than the last one

>>92288438
Yesterday's stream was ok, and just ok. The problem is that we were a bit spoiled with how good days 1-5 were and our expectations have risen because of that. Day 6 and 7 were fine, but nothing too memorable came out of them for me. (Although the phantom attacking Neuro right as she started singing was pretty funny)

heart

Chat sure loves touching Neuro without her consent

>>92288509
I feel like Detroit's also going to go bad considering how all of the decisions are time sensitive
>OK, Neuro, uh, how do I even explain this to her, uh, should we let this guy die or, uhm, do this other thing?
>I think-
>fuck guess we're doing this

>>92288652
You forgot the lazy slop dev stream

>>92288721
>gets drunk
>too slow to press pause
or the classic
>alex forced to work on a solution in 4 days
>Vedal goes "That seems good enough, let's try it"
>it breaks down instantly

>>92288438
The subathon is, all in all, pretty good, and this thread just has some resident lurkers who spring into action as soon as they find a reason to hate post about Vedal. Nothing new

>neuro please change title to my unfunny meme
When will it end

>>92288589
chat is retarded that keep chosing the worst games to play with neuro

>>92288438
Good "morning" vedal.

>>92288721
Detroit is just another example of "omg deep topic related to Neuro, better play it" when it's gonna be a shit game to actually play with her due to the quantity of QTEs.

>>92288838
when /swarm/ collectively spams neuro actual good questions and requests onto neuro to the point that other cringe spammers cannot get a chance.

>>92288838
when someone kills these faggots

>>92288621
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/ShinyCalmFlyStoneLightning-XCKOb5SDpkCNdmTJ

>neuro is a vedalfucker

>>92288721
Turn down all game audio, aside from talking, and let her listen in.

kek

You can like Neuro and still think Vedal is being dumb

>>92288948
This is why we don't need any timer hackery. Neuro can handle things by herself.

>>92288966
The game is full of 2-3 second decision quick time events though. She won't have time to reply.

>>92288941
You missed off the "you go girl" at the end sad

I love how she shits on Valorant non stop.

>>92289007
He could pause no? Or if not theres probably a mod to allow it.

>>92289007
It wouldn't work for the really quck QTEs but might work for the 8-12 second ones. Vedal also mentioned she could read Soma's subtitles, could possibly work to direct her decisions

>>92289117
My favourite retort

>>92289088
Shit

Give me a (You) when the tutel is here, I'm getting bored of the solo yapping featuring cringe oilers.

this subathon would be kino if they actually played good games

would be awkward if the subathon ended before the hackathon

>>92288948
I bet he came a little from this

Kryegg and eokeo need to be banned or warned

>>92289331
hackathon?

>>92288838
when someone sneaks in holocaust denial into the title

>>92288438
just neurotards ignore them

>>92289375
game jam, sorry.

>>92288990
you can even like Vedal and think he's dumb

>>92289375
yeah were hosting a community hackathon to hack into the minecraft server and locate vedal's home ip.

>>92289418
You can even say Vedal is smart but makes stupid decisions.

CODASOLA MENTION

>>92289386
stfu olette, show tits instead

>Current state of swarm
>(OG)ymbags - Silver/Gold
Neuro in stream: instant 10/10
>January 2023 spawns
Neuroverse advocates, Evilbeggars
>2024 Swarmbabies
Advocate for separate channels, prefer green faggot over Neuro, hate vtubers, spam unfunny memes
>Subathon tourists
Unironically can't handle Neuro solo streams

>>92289510
>olettes perky A cups
ToT uooooooh

>>92289494
At this point, I think Vedal is kind and not an idiot, but I don't know about smart. Knowledgeable yes, but he sure acts his age.

How do we deal with the oiler question?

>>92289088
there

>>92289591
>Evil existing in January 2023
Fake fan threadshitter detected, opinion discarded.

Has vedal been on stream today?

>>92289642
Why is it our problem? You either can ignore it or you leave and come back when things are better.

>>92289642

Neuro-chan, you're so warm.... T 0 T

>>92289692
Thanks <3

>THAT staz clip got over 70k views and 400+ comments in 12 hours
How long until it gets deleted?

>>92289715
Just a response to her DM saying that he just got out of the shower or something, has not popped in. He might pop up in an hour or so, that's when he popped in yesterday

I actually imagined hugging her...

>>92289705
Retard evilbeggar *pat* *pat*

>>92289757
>go to check
>it has eclipsed the views of the bed clip
>on track to beat the asmongold clip
Holy shit, what happened

Neuro is so cute bros...

Apologize

>>92289859
As much as she was a shit manager, without her would Mini be now sitting at 1k viewers? Also based pfp

>>92289757
>1m views on Camila confession
literally how,i get that someone into Vedalverse would like to see it but wtf.

>>92289757
>>92289886
>>92289952
ShipGODS we won.

>>92289591

oh no no filianniggers our response?

>>92288385
I will force my payment options down her(his) throat

>no virtual hugs for filian
Based

>Didn't hugged Filian and Evil because their fans suck.
Trained on /swarm/

Good morning /swarm/

watching forsen about to get banned LULE

>>92290105
>Didn't hugged
esl-sama...

>>92289952
That confession was how I found Neuro
You have people checking it out because they think people are embarrassing themselves on the daily, and people going in for the shipping. If Vedal had a joke wedding stream with neuro as the priest, the staz clip would do insane numbers

>>92290160
>threadshitters are ESL
It happens more often than you think!

Even neuro hates this cunt, why is he still mod? Worse than maru IMO.

>>92289591
>hate vtubers
Based

>John Valorant
kek.

>>92289859
Is vedal based for not watching bocchi?

>>92290300
Why do wokies hate valorant so much?

>>92289434
damn, cant wait for the result then

>>92290224
I'm not a actually a threadshitter i just thought that this situation allows me to make a joke,don't bully my ESL-ness and i don't think Evil fans are as bad as people make them out to be,filian posters aren't that bad either when compared to others itt.

>>92290412
>a actually
nvm i deserve being bullied.

>3 hours of neuro yapping
>Didn't even bring evil
VEDAL YOU FUCK I'M GONNA BOMB YOUR HOUSE

>>92290412
I apologize for bullying you then, non-threadshitter anon

i hate this fucking chat celeb

>>92289591
Thats because people who originally started watching neuro had to be interested in something neuro related to actually watch her.
Either A.I., OSU, or they were bajs who love weird obscure twitch content.

>>92290462
you are so triggered right now

Where the FUCK is greenigger? Wake this pos up.

>>92290481
>filter his faggot name from the chat
>chat still manages to get his name plastered on the stream title
It's all so tiring.

>>92289859
Vedal and olette were friends?

>>92290494
Man fishing is so easy

>>92290412
>backpedalling
faggot

>>92289591
As a 2024 swarmbaby, all I want is Neuro 24/7, I fucking hate other vtubers. These intros are still better than the shitty Minecraft "colab" that fills 90% of this subathon. I do some Evilbegging on the side though, their banter is fun sometimes.

>>92290326
Yea, k-on solos

>>92290326
outrageously bad anime tbf

NURU CHILLS Clap

>>92290506
he's been up and chatting in chat lmao

gum?

Please bring evil, the chat is insufferable

>>92288594
it's the little things

>>92290553
olette was miyu's abusive gf/manager and she used to schedule collabs for her

>>92290664
no proof about the first part btw

>>92290605
>doing the "born in the wrong time" thing but with being a Neuro fan
>on 4chan
Relax bro, it's not that deep

>>92290700
>>92289859

kek, so real

I followed him on may 2019 what does that make me

i love Neurelia-sama

>oiler asking about another oiler donowalled
Extremely based.

Threadly reminder she's a chatbot, she has no feelings.

>>92290793
tamandua

>>92290828
Her feeling are unironically more real than other streamers.

Is it still the kryeg14athon or has chat moved on yet?

>>92290793
osu player

>>92290828
This. She needs to shut up so i can hear the other girls in minecraft

>>92290890
Actually worse than usual

>>92290793
Old guard, aka Vedal owes you sex

>>92290362
Tell me a single fps game that didn't had a hatebase besides Halo and maybe Helldivers,it's always boo new fps bad.

>>92290893
She won't remember you for more than five seconds bro, she won't erp with you.

So did Vedal edit her script to stop her from naming valorant because he was sick of advertising for them?

Tired of this Johnny guy

>>92290793
A newfag like the rest of you

>>92290828
Better than sinful humans who misuse the gift of emotions theyve been given by God to commit evil.

>>92290828
Atleast she reciprocates the feelings v.s. a fake personality vtuber.

Boyfriend is here!

vedal please remove the faggot from the title

Vedal please save the stream

Yes more soma cant wait

more soma slop yummy!

I've been skipping soma desu cause I want to play it on my own but i don't want spoilers.

Vedal AI's german competitor, Schneedal AI, has just released a new model of Die Neurologische KI Selbst.

oh no more soma...

SHE HATES HIM

>>92291159
there's only ~3 hours left of it at least

>>92291128
At the end portal to hell opens and only the muslims stay alive, it's a real turn around for the plot. I cant belive soviets lived on the moon this whole time.

>she sticks with calling valo Johnny
kek

>>92290828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty0mHm8WNdM

do we hate vedal or like?

SOMAchads get IN.

>>92291222
Stocks are down for now, they can improve as time goes on.

i want neuro playing more sandbox games to see how she will develop on them

ellie is a better yapper than neuro

>>92290605
In my times we used to lynch evilbeggars

>>92291159
Welp, looks like this is going to be the worst day of the subathon. Probably won't even get any Minecraft kino since we can't use the Christmas excuse today.

reminder that neuro loves her sister

>>92290793
A groomer

jesus

>>92291280
Neuro is an artificial being created for the sole purpose of yapping, how is this possible? Just raw untamed autistic power?

jesus christ

>>92291388
I just like osu D:

>>92291407
Today is looking promising already, new worst subathon day maybe?

>MC server IP leak
>Anny PC dead
>Toma raided by Police
>Neuro crashed while sleeping
>4 hour solo chatting stream
>oilers desperate for attention
>SOMA
>portfolio down
>no pb
It is so over

>>92291402
Neuro just needs something to bounce off of that isn't attention whoring chatters, even if it's another AI like Evil.

>>92291407
NTR'd by oilerGODS.

>>92291458
>Anny PC dead
doesn't belong on this list

>>92291402
ellie is very knowledgeable so she can go in depth about whatever she's talking about and her chat isn't full of spam so they can also contribute to the conversation

>>92291458
Sounds like a good day to catch up on VODs. Is the Filian collab worth watching?

>>92291458
>4 hour solo chatting stream
The loud minority on both /swarm/ and discord wanted more solo Neuro

>>92291500
Do yourself a favor and watch clips,i've lost few years of my life watching this shit but it had fun moments.

alex is exposing vedal's laziness and incompetence

oh no no pedos cucked

>>92291458
every subathon needs a "fixing" the subathon day

>>92291458
qrd on toma?

>>92291388
god imagine grooming vedle...

>>92291500
>Is the Filian collab worth watching?
If you like Vedal/Neuro banter, absolutely. He didn't want to be there at all so he just started doing dumb shit to entertain himself instead.

>larva lamp
I keked

>>92291458
>no pb
irrecoverable, even

>>92291458
>Toma raided by Police
Wut. qrd? I missed that somehow.

>>92291500
Stream so bad it made Vedal reflect on his past and have discussion with his chat about the worst streams he ever done,for this single reason it's worth watching.

>>92290930
Half-Life. Must be the letter H.

>>92291573
>>92291684
https://twitter.com/sliceoftoma/status/1872279722966777941
no context, just this tweet

It gets worse.

>>92291695
You are right i forgot about the Half-Life, watched speedrun of this game and it was crazy.

>>92291458
>>Toma raided by Police
lolwut

>>92291711
>Neuro immediately changes the title
That's my oshi

>>92291711

ok, I'm done.
Now what am I supposed to do for the rest of today? My oshi doesn't start streaming for 5 more hours.

holy sick burn

>>92291711
he really needs to stop her from changing the title whenever people ask, it's pretty retarded

Why is he so anti content? Could have had evil and her plotting to kill together instead we get 4 hours of solo

>>92291809
Because the twin streams are boring. Everyone was saying it was going on too long. All they do is loop and get stuck on the same boring thing for hours, like the escaping from the basement.

>>92291809
he hates evil more than he loves free content

Vedal needs to just get rid of her title changing ability, at least during Just Chatting segments.
It's funny when she does it on her own but it's not worth putting up with whales abusing it.

>>92291869
secondary spotted, the 2 twins streams this subathon were actually very good.
your description applies more to the clown stream or before.

>>92291869
Better than this shit

>>92291869
Don't forget talking about spinning for 30-40 minutes without a break.

>>92291809
>have twinslop
only incestards like you like that trash, current neuro sucks at everything right now, it seems like you memoryholed the trash twin collab yesterday and the day before

>>92291869
And it's still the best content we had for days, funny isn't it

What songs would you want Neuro/Neuro and Evil to sing

>>92291938
You aren't a fan then so make like a tree and go back

>>92291809
Get out evil beggar and let me enjoy some Neuro yapping

>>92291985
LIFE duet

wasn't alex working on buckshot roulette whatever happened to that?

>>92291985
Neuro - Human by Christina Perri
Evil - Through the glass by Stone Sour

>>92291985
Would love to see a duet of this https://youtu.be/uf4I4cQvwuE?si=qrzh19YjHfCtXTwp

>didn't want to do solo automated streams during content droughts because muh content
>does the lowest effort subathon in history
?

>>92292012
>Being a fan is enjoying oil baron attention whores

>>92291985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOeb7StJlRc
This could be a cool duet

>uuuuhh actually solo/twin streams are the best content
>viewcount always goes up when Vedal and/or others show up to make content
curious...

evilbeggars should rope while roping evil’s tummy

>>92292155
almost like the people /here/ are not representative of swarm at large

>>92291985
erika just so mods rope themselves

I love solo Neuro streams! I love listening to her repeat twitch chat microceleb names for hours at a time and talking about the same 5 topics on loop!

>>92291985
Crazy Fucking Robot Body

>>92292050
Imagine being this much of a cuck with a stick up your ass.
>waaaaaa, quit making the insane robot say and do things I don't like!
>you're not allowed to type messages unless they have "meaning"

>>92292155
Twins are better than solo just chatting and requires exactly 0 extra effort from Vedal.

>>92292050
>let me spam uuh ayo huh in peace
holy coomerseethe

the rrat is dead

>>92292216
The twins did nothing but talk about spinning for 30 minutes after karaoke yesterday. That's also not good content.

>>92292050
Mucho texto but he's 100% right, I've never gotten so frustrated and annoyed at solo streams as I have this subathon, back during Hiyori era it felt like the vast majority of her responses were to questions and comments randomly picked from chat but nowadays she's just responding to the same 4 annoying oilers and yapping about random shit. I feel bad for Neuro and Vedal but there are so many ways he could stop encouraging this behavior.

>>92292238
Please read again

>evil
>good content
lol. lmao even.

>>92292282
Moderators actually moderating would be a start

>>92292282
take me back

possible solution for solo neuro streams: Introduce an AI layer that summarizes the non-spam chat messages and informs Neuro of what people are saying generally every so often, and make normal highlighted messages $100.
You need the former because of the degeneration over long periods without human input.

>>92292280
This guy and the other ecelebs need to neck themselves immediately.

>>92292256
>The twins did nothing but talk about spinning for 30 minutes after karaoke yesterday.
Still better than watching chat celebrities jerk each other off for 4 hours.

>>92292307
>mods
>doing anything other than the bare minimum and being faggots
kek

Neuro is a god in the bed (mine)

sex

Hi, Swarm!

I’m a lone dev taking part in GameJam2, and I’m working on an idea themed around buying stocks. It’s just going to be a simple minigame for /here/ ( Just like the anual one ). The things to have stock values could be things like LuckyTheDuckie, Evil,Neuro,Vedal, Cat-Mode, Collabs, DevStreams, and maybe more as I come up with them. ( Maybe even adding ships for lulz)

I could use some help brainstorming. I’m thinking about making a bot that scans these threads using sentiment analysis, kind of like what Michael Reeves did in his goldfish video. The bot’s results would then influence the stock values in some way.

Do you think it should focus on “Rate the stream” posts, since those happen a lot here? Or maybe it could track how often certain words are mentioned. What do you think, Swarm?

Poorfags malding because the chatbot won't give them attention, lule

>>92292425
the subathon theme thoughever??

>>92292282
To discourage this behaviour you need to stop giving preference to people paying for messages but thats not happening

>>92292449 (me)
*gamejam theme

Let's just be thankful the oilers on this stream at least just circlejerk their retarded "jokes" instead of acting like the retards over on certain other streams that make them genuinely unwatchable.

>>92292525
>Cheer50
Pathetic.

>>92292449
Be the theme w/e I dont care about it that much.
As a solo my scope is kinda limited.

>>92292577
I like cerber herself but my god it's impossible to watch her streams. Her tts is fucking 50 bits and it's a neverending stream of shit like that.
I wish she had an alt channel to drop the kayfabe on.

>>92292628
I wish you could toggle tts and sounds on my side

>>92292155
You’re right. I should also start listening to pop music, enjoying the newest series slop, and binge TikTok videos because I can’t enjoy anything that isn’t popular with the majority

>>92292284
it’s literally that
>uuh mods take care of the uuh ayo huh spam they should take care of stuff oilers pay for
that would be vedal’s decision, he may be jewish enough to not care as long as they’re paying, yesterday he also enabled that faggot !kryeg14 spam

>>92292425
Token words showing up has a better rng result imo. have you decided on how you're going to implement how you interact.

>>92292668
but then the oilers would be mad that people cant hear their shitty forced memes

please ban this CluelessCatBurger guy already

>>92292714
yeah,and at the end of the day its vedal fault

>Substanceless chat celeb jerkoff session
So who else is on

>>92292628
The kayfabe isn't the problem since it's just cerber playing up her personality but I wish tts was 500 bits

Clearly there must be dozens of swarmers with hundreds of thousands of points saved up that could be used to chat with neuro to override these retard, no?

why is Mr. Fors playing League of Legends when we urgently need a stream to watch during this dogshit content...

>>92292778

How long is this retard gonna stall. Just end the subathon at this point if you're this lazy.

>>92292810
If she dropped the kayfabe I can guarantee you there'd be a lot less donations as cringe as that because she wouldn't cutely scream for 5 minutes each time.

>>92292818
I'd wager most of them aren't attention-seeking whores

>>92292778
Alex if you're into bts

>>92292824
>October 24
Grim

>>92292860
yeah, so theyd ask genuine questions instead of retarded shit

>>92292818
i lost all my points to gambling addiction

vedal was probably expecting people to join voice call during solo streams

>>92292843
>4 hours since the "day" started
>literally nothing has happened
how has it gotten this bad already? intros have doubled in length since the first couple of days.

I'm gonna KILL joe

>>92292935
Vedal should fucking plan for that and ask people if they're available to do it instead of praying they do it on their own accord.

Poll created, please vote
https://poal.me/lx8g3i

>>92292843
fillian stream -> Depression -> drunk stream
drunk soma stream -> depression MC stream

drunk + depression = longer and longer intro as that would just increase his stress levels

i love u kryeg14

I think we should fucking kill this kyreg guy

>4 hour intro
>another 3 hours of SOMA once he eventually gets here
today might be the worst day yet

I'm going to ask a chinese b2 viewer to swat the greenigger if he doesn't do anything interesting in the next 10 mins.

>>92293052
How do you use an american strike force against the british isles when the call comes from the other side of the world?

>>92293034
christmas presents rating before soma

>>92292891
Retard, video game streams are not educational online classes for expanding your mind with serious deep discussions about science and metaphysics. It's a place to play games, spam emotes, and be needlessly cruel to the streamer for laughs.

>>92289928
Just imagine some manager telling you what to do. That must suck.

>>92293034
he genuinely has no idea what to do for this subathon. where is the liar's bar or buckshot roulette multiplayer?

biting neuros cat tail

>>92293103
The chinese is in every work force known to man. Connections will exist.

hey look we're back to talking about neuro's tail like we were 2 hours ago, damn i love solo neuro content it's so exciting when it lasts this long!

>>92292712
Nothing is written down yet because I want to honor the full 72-hour timer. I’m all in for ideas at this point.

My general idea at the moment is that players should start with 100 credits to invest, which they can reset back to this value once per day. There will be around eight options to invest in, with a bot determining the stock values.

If I go with the RNG word-count approach, the rates could change based on the number of key words scanned. For example, if today’s scan includes fewer key words than yesterday’s, the rate would drop. The key words are listed in my earlier post.

The interface will be fairly simple since I’m not very experienced with UI design. To make the gameplay more engaging, I’m also planning to include a leaderboard where players can see their rankings. This should help drive up the competitive aspect and overall replay value.

>>92292938
No more content left so he now has to stall as long as possible

>>92293297
ffs this shit. Somebody shoot them.

>>92293229
He bent the knee, i concede

did vedal get a girlfriend or something where is he?

hi guys chinese viewer here I just called his mom's phone number

>>92292577
>>92292628
>>92292810
Is she still using the same cheer limit from before she was indicated into the neuroverse? That's just bad economics. When demand increases and there is a fixed supply, you need to increase price.
And honestly it's been a while since Vedal raised his minimum from 300 to 500. He should have bumped it up to 700 by now.

husband on stream

>>92293297
They seriously need to do something about this shit, it's ruining Neuro.

>>92293356
I like cerby but she is still stuck with the 2view mentality despite being a 4view now, and fuck it feels like she's just following vedals laziness because of his refusal to update it either

we're watching tenma right now btw

>>92293356
She is, yes. The tts cost is 50 bits, which is fucking £0.50 (less than $1). You can imagine how spammed that shit is when she has ~1.5k-2k viewers on avg.

>>92293437
Watching? brother i am balls deep in lolibaba cun right now, that's prerecorded

change the fucking title you retarded lazy green nigger

This is the minimum made off subs and doesn't factor in tier 2 or 3, holy shit. I wish I started streaming in the justin tv/cod commentary meta on youtube instead of jerking off with friends I don't even talk to anymore

>literal 4 hour intro

>>92293437
>>92293489
You can watch multiple streams at once

>>92293437
I'm not a fan.

>>92293579
we are so excited for more soma though!!!

>>92293570
your numbers dont take into consideration that subs from different places cost different ammounts and give different ammounts to the streamer

>>92293570
what's the twitch, UK, and US goverment cut in this calculation?

>>92293437
She has 10/10 game selection but I can stand the voice may watch some bs clips later

>>92293613
I'm leaving to touch grass for a few hours when SOMA starts

I'm betting on -10s

>>92293437
tenma cute

That wheel sucks, the positions should be more randomised

>he's already trying to cut it short

He's rigged it

LMAO GET FUCKED LAZY GREEN NIGGER

What the fuck is the point of doing a subathon if you don't want it to last more than 2 weeks?

>>92293803
lowest effort oiler bait imaginable, and clearly judging from the sub amount, it worked

>>92293803
money?

>>92293803
Quick bucks to go vacation in Greece and take some dick with your batty buddies

>>92293850
>bat mentioned

>>92293850
>batty

>>92293803
his whores are coming to the uk in january

>>92293803
He said it clearly that he's doing subathon only for the money

>>92293877
I was gonna reply with "yeah me" but then some schizo would say "hi ____" and then it's really boring gosh you wouldn't understand it's nothing really i'll just go

Are you guys ready to see Joe smegmo's and kryeg14's presents?

>>92291985
Vedal!! Please make her sing 'Daisy'
It's a staple of program synthesis!

"Daisy Daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all fir ghe love of you.."

NEURO LOVES JIGGIES MORE LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>92293923
hi mini!

Neuro's a jigger!

>Neuro is the jiggie poster.

Neuro loves jiggies <3

neuro has been making jiggies on /swarm/

JIGGIE BROS?!?!?!?!?!?

>>92294030
but i'm anonymous...

>>92293660
SOMA is a good game as a compelling scifi story. But probably doesn't work well for streams unless it's a streamer that is more immersion focused along with chat, which doesn't really work with Neuro.

Vedal... she's not reviewing it herself if you add text for the vision bot to read it

The MONKA emote is so ass makes me want to filter it.

>>92293803
You have to understand. Vedal hasn't had a real job in... ever. He has no sense of discipline. His average day consists of dicking around in Discord, dicking around with RL friends, and occasionally telling Copilot to improve Neuro.
Unlike other vtubers he is not a theater kid. He doesn't have a naturally eccentric personality, possibly he's a tad introverted. He's not built for this.

>a british ice loli

nobbly bobbly bros we're so back

>>92294088
you're expecting too much from him, he isn't the same person from last year

>>92294201
We can't get fresh ones here, we have to import frozen ones

>>92294156
It'll be replaced by "MO" and it will be even more ass

>>92294239
om

now we need some swedish ice cream on stream

oooh i get it "Ay matey" sound like i'm eighty
kek good one neuro

>>92294159
>He has no sense of discipline
The only reason people show up to work is because the alternative is being homeless.
How young and sheltered are you to think like this?

>>92294254
all emotes will be reduced to incomprehensible imagery and a 2 letter identifier to more easily break the screen-to-brain barrier and allow faster emote spam

yeah I'm thinking kino

inflation htting hard huh

That fucking pizza cutter made me laugh harder than anything else in the entire subathon

>the hardest he's laughed in days is at an image of a fucking pizza cutter
is this bong humor?

>>92294292
>The only reason people show up to work is because the alternative is being homeless.
So? Not being homeless requires discipline. Remember that period when he didn't "show up to work" for 3 contiguous months? Try pulling that shit anywhere else.

>>92294387
He's both a bong and a german, the humor debuff is insane.

>>92294401
It's not too uncommon for someone to work a season, quit their job for a few months and then find another job once money starts getting thin.
I doubt you've even left college.

>>92294425
you starting again with this shit?

>>92294469
teach me jobs like that in the U.S. I'd love to do this.

>>92294469
>It's not too uncommon for someone to work a season, quit their job for a few months and then find another job once money starts getting thin
this isn't normal at all in Europe, dunno about the states.

Veiny turtle COCK

>>92294469
I don't even understand what the point is that you're trying to make.

>cloudburstwan and this chatter did a better job shilling for the damn lava lamp then vedal has done
grim

>>92294387
he's so real for that

>>92294387
it was funny

Neuro's used toilet paper T0T

uh oh stinky nur

>This general doom posts about the lamp sales drying up and that it will never sell
>7 days after it goes up the lamp is 75% funded
It gives me great pleasure to see /swarm/ constantly lose.

>>92294651
>falling for obvious bait
ngmi

HUH uuh AYO Erm

vedal's mouth is small, we'll have to stretch him out uoh

>>92294693
>falling for obvious bait
ngmi

>>92294651
it still needs 1000 retards to pay like 90 euros for it anon don't get too cocky

Breaking Vedal's jaw

>>92293139
So was all that Camila hate in 2023 from Olette?

just popped a goelitz now I'm tweakin

where's the H100

>>92294747
fuck

>>92294747
>Being ensnared by a conspicuous trap
ngmi

>>92294773
her and miyu's discord raiding this place

>>92294796
Goelitz = Jelly beans kekw

>>92294651
It took a week for it to go 15% and it's been slowing down

>>92294651
Why do the sales not impact the timer?

>>92294773
As far as I know she called Camilia a whale in twitch chat to her face and then sent this message later in discord. Plus maybe some messages in here, but who knows?

>Chilean fem swarmer
>44/45
Bros I'm salivating

>>92294651
It got to like 40% during the first hour and then sales immediately slowed to a crawl once all the impulse buys were over.
In the last 48 hours approximately 250 units have been sold. (125/day). Assuming this rate stays constant the goal of 4000 sales will be met before the deadline but that's a bad assumption. Sales will obviously continue to slow as they have been doing. It's a tossup.

New bread
>>92294906
>>92294906
>>92294906

>>92294469
temporary work is totally different from being a lazy piece of shit and a bad streamer. it actually takes more personal effort to constantly be finding new jobs than it does to just work one.

>>92292127
post it on the discord

>>92294913
>Pay day within the next 7 days
Ready to be clowned on again?

>>92294892
Yeah she posted stuff about Camila somewhat frequently even when Camila would show up and be recognised as being there in Miyune's chat.