/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 16! Give it up for day 16!

*Chops your dick off*

>>92145750
Grim

Gurass

>>92146582
sleep tight buddy

>>92146582
Goob night retard

Theres family dinner tomorrow but I'm really craving fried chicken and chipotle sauce. Its going to be a big calorie day for sure

I'm watching the live action movie clips of Avatar The Last Airbender on Youtube and I think the fight scenes are actually pretty cool. I want to watch it now.

>>92147172
You are insane chumbie. After goob's watchalong, I wouldn't want to touch that movie again

>>92147167
Same. All I have to hold me over is porridge though

>>92147219
It's a bad movie, but I can't help but like some scenes from it. Like that fight with Aang and Bumi. I like the Bumi actor.

>>92147469
Can you post a clip you like

What do you guys think is actually going on behind the scenes with her? Is she just lazy, working on some big project, etc? Does she literally get paid to do nothing?

>>92147504
Well I guess, just for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-7W7Q9fF_g
It's so dumb.

*stands in your path*

>>92147811

>>92147650
Woahhh chumbie that was really cool! Aang clip sugoi!!

>>92147653
*plays a sick ass tune on his Pokéflute*

>>92148004
Are you patronizing me?

>>92148178
*wakes up, spams harden*

>>92147630
Working on her big project and dealing with irl issues like her health among other things.

>>92148183
Nyo. I like this clip. Aang sugoi. Chumbie sugoi.

>>92148183
Thats just cutebud chumbie

>>92148524

I want to watch b-2 bomber videos with gura

>>92148301
The only health issues she has are all the STDs she's contracted from being a little whore.

>>92147630
>What do you guys think is actually going on behind the scenes with her?
Why don't you just ask her instead of asking random people to make stuff up?

what da comfybuds up to?

>>92149087
I like the B-1 too. It looks super cool.

>>92149245
So the least likely thing. Thanks for your input.

>>92149459
I got to leave in 6 hours for a flight. I should’ve been asleep hours ago. I still haven’t packed.

>>92149543
Living on the edge I see

Will chumbuds get one this year?
fucking yeah right. POV: *****

>>92149667
Fuck your chicken you asian fuck. I want Christmas Ham

>>92149245
You seem sexually frustrated. When was the last time you masturbated Anon?

>>92147630
she's traveling with her family &

My family is heating up stouffers lasagna and ham from Christmas. What about you chumbies?

Gurass

>>92149713
& smoking the reefer

why are we still the laughing stock, bros? Christmas without Gura makes me feel even lonelier..

>>92149789
I really hope all the girls stay far away from the devil's lettuce. That stuff is dangerous

>family vacations north same time someone else goes offline and stops playing games
Maybe she and him will bring you back a frozen chicken that they left out in the snow for a months late christmas gift

>>92149831
God is always with you chumbie. He dwells in us.

>>92149789
Yeah, you could even maybe say they're... *on weed*

>>92149940
Mama shark seems like a wine lady

>>92149833
I’m hoping to kick it after christmas. It’s bad to have it as a habit

>>92149983
If Gura's mom smoked marijuana, then they could say she's ****** on weed.

>>92149940
dude i love that movie Half Baked. you look at the back of a dollar bill... ON WEED?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkA9rz-1YoA

This stoner kid was smelling up the entire neighborhood today. I wanted to brain them with my wrench.

>>92150142
You have a wrench?

>>92150243
Ye. My headlights went out so I had to replace them

>>92150266
Woah!! That’s like something a main character in a movie would do! Sugoi!!

>Checked out the members stream of her playing the Miko fan game
>Gura talks all the games she's saving for October
>She skipped October once again
I genuinely hate when she does this shit.

>>92150371
Thanks chumbie. Changing the lights on my car always makes me feel cool

Hestia in Danmachi was so cool when she did her goddess thing and broke Freya's spell. I'd join Hestia's famlia.

>>92150402
>still hasn't figured out all the "she's a lying whore" posters have been right the whole time

>>92150142
literally me

>>92149713
Its sad you're still desperate enough to use anything for shitposting. It makes me feel better about myself.

>>92151029
You are the biggest laughingstock in the thread though.

Sex with a fembud.

Nothing like dunking on some antis early on Christmas Eve morning. Now begone anti.

>>92147630
>What do you guys think is actually going on behind the scenes with her?
Cover shills will deny this but model redesign fights between HoloEN and management would explain the radio silent "health" breaks that have been going on for years. Gura was lucky to get a cute loli design that is one of the best merch designs in Hololive. She feels bad for Ina and Kronii that got stuck with sleazy models that forced them into embarrassing coombait. After Sana's graduation the fights with management got heated and that is why Ina needed a 3 month break after telling viewers she didn't like revealing outfits. Contract disputes fall under the NDA which is the reason the other talents can't give an honest answer for what is going on with Gura.

>>92151108
>>92151141
>1 minute apart
lol

>>92150402
She lies as naturally as she breathes

>>92151219
>[-]

So is Gura a mattel product?

>>92149774
SNIFFFFF

>>92151223
Doesn't make what I said untrue you dumb hack lol

Do you think Gura had a fun night last night?
I sure do.

I think the cuckposter collected more brain damage.

>>92151645
The real question is what did you do last night anon?

Maybe I should post the mumei stuff tomorrow anyway. I said I wouldn't this month if Gura streamed, but she's done nothing but lie for two years, so maybe it wouldn't matter if I lied too.

>>92151795

>>92151737
I traveled to the US to spend Christmas with my wife and her family up north at her family's cottage. We went skiing and then I fucked her brains out in the guest cabin.

>>92151851
Don't reply to the weirdo chumbie. Its Christmas Eve

>I-I swear I'll post proof! REAL PROOF THIS TIME! Even though I had 3 years to do it...

>>92151865
I read the Bible today

>>92151893
You should really stop encouraging that guy chumbie

>>92151973
I want to fuck this thing

>>92151917
Based

I love you chumbuds

>>92152195

>>92152195
I love you too chumbie

Even me?

>>92152398
I love every chumbie

>>92151973
Aight, I'm about to go to bed anyway.

>>92152454

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I should eep too

bread

pɐǝɹq

Gura is sedated

>>92153566
I don’t belieb it!

Pekora's mom warmed up her fans' chicken.
What has Gura's mom ever done for us?

>>92153674
I belieb it

>>92153746

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>92149711
I got a blowjob yesterday but I'm an addict. I'm always sexually frustrated.

I hope she at least cares enough to tell her members merry Christmas. It would take her all of 30 seconds.

Imagine the fortunate people that gets to spent Christmas with her

>>92154202
Why are you sad chumbie? You have me

Baguraette honhonhon

>>92149713
>>92149940
>>92151029
>>92151223
It's that time again chat. Time for another reminder that they are.

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

Compare all of the evidence on display here to the fanfiction you write about this dude's discord activity. You have nothing cuckposter. Compared to your "buh-buh-but she and her brother are friends with him on steam!!!! and muh founders badge!!!!", it doesn't hold a candle to Ame outright calling Gura her family and them watching the Olympic opening ceremony together. Stop passing your masturbatory fantasies as proof and accept the infinitely more likely scenario.

It's unfortunate that the best ones turns out to be lesbians, the world deserves hundreds of Gura offsprings but it's impossible unless Ame has a dick we don't know about

>>92154885
I volunteer to incriminate the Goob

>>92154885
I volunteer to imitate the Goob

>>92154885
I volunteer to intimidate the Goob

>>92154885
I volunteer to inseminate the Goob

>>92154885
I volunteer to infiltrate the Goob

>>92154885
I volunteer to incinerate the Goob

>>92154885
I volunteer to incarcerate the Goob

>>92154885
I volunteer to implicate the Goob

>>92154885
I volunteer to impersonate the Goob

Chumbuds are Gura's home, so it's only natural that she will spend Christmas with them

I just bought the holofriends gura plushie to go with my smol gura and dino gura.

For King and Cunny!

Another nightshift another dollar
Merry Christmas!

>>92154885
Nobody tell him

>>92155924
Based

All I want for Christmas, is that we might have our home again...

>>92156461
Basedbud a CUTE

https://x.com/kurisuwoof/status/1871234054659682340

>>92156493
I choose to believe he would have been a chumbud.
Seriously though, Oswald Mosley is underrated. You ever hear one of his speeches? If only we had such oratory in the modern era.

uh oh shes on a following spree again

>>92157399
lie

Gonna snuggle up in my comforyer and rest before Christmas eve liturgy tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13tnjh3dZw4
Welcome chumbuds to FILL IN THAT BLANK! The gameshow where you get to smack delusional morons with a dose of reality!
Our first contestant is... >>92154885.
Congratulations, come on down!
Your first puzzle is this Gura related quote, said about her by someone you might know who comes after I, endorsed by Gura herself!

Your puzzle is...
>I like to look at pictures of my _____
Take all the time you need, anon!
FILL! IN! THAT! BLANK!

>>92158933
>said about her by someone you might know who comes after I, endorsed by Gura herself
I have no idea who this is. The Joker?

>>92158933
>SEAcuck having a melty on Christmas
How do you live like this man

My lip is swelling up chumbies, I don't know why, all I ate was popcorn and I don't have any allergies I know about except bees...

is this the end?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY

nyo...

>>92159543
corn allergies are very common, you're gonna die...

What happened to the fauna collab?

>>92160306
If I'm allergic to corn then it's fucking over, I love popcorn...

>>92160370
Fauna is graduating on January 3rd which is 1.5 weeks away.

>>92161442
Good morning SEA

>>92161442
Cold chicken only refers to Holos who live in Japan since it's literally THE sex holiday there unlike a family one in the west.

Oh nyo chumbies I forgot to set an alarm, now I’m going to be late for my plane. Oh nyo chumbies oh nyo!

Two years of Christmas without anything happening

Sure is a lot of apostates here who celebrate on the wrong day. Pathetic.

>>92162003
Now you get to do that dramatic run to the airport that you see in anime and movies chumbie.

>>92162071
Sugoi!! I love being dramatic!!

>>92162034
If she ever streams on Christmas that would mean she completely hit the rock bottom and got estranged from her family.
Is this what you want?

>>92162034
its actually three years

>>92162070
??? it's really common to celebrate on the eve

You guys good?

>>92162207
Real Christmas is in 2 weeks, apostate.

>>92162524
weird larp

>>92162580
Ironic considering that Catholicism is the real larp here.

I'm not one of those architect sickos but the thought of Gura getting chubbier after consuming copious amounts of cookies is getting me kinda hard

>>92161442
Too real

My pov this christmas

>>92162944
I made this post

What if she's getting suicidal because of management just like how Selen was?
What if shoulder lump wasn't just an example? This is all horrible. She already probably came close to death when she got hit by the hurricane. Imagine waking up one day and seeing a tweet from official holo account stating that something serious happened to Gura

>>92162034
She's REALLY busy with projects so she can't make time to wish her fans well
Also she won't do it because she hates her manager, even though she'd like to tell her fans that they matter to her.

When was her last karaoke? The last one I have is 6/15/24. Just wanna make sure I have all of them archived.

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>92164781
I will play civ6

>>92164781
Gonna go visit family in a few hours. It's fun watching the children open gifts.

>>92164781
I will play Dotage.

>>92165856
I like this

>No Christmas stream
It's over

>>92164781
just a bit of holiday prep and then i dont know. i'll find some way to just dick around i guess

>>92161958
When you're married, a family holiday can still mean a sex holiday.

>>92162034
Three, actually.
December 2022 was the "health" break.
December 2023 was part of the five months where she intentionally avoided us.
And now we're in December 2024 and not a single word again.
It's almost like she was lying when she said she loves us.

Will 2025 be better?

All I want for christmas is more gura yuri art

>>92166549
Not that I think she's going to stream but technically it's still Christmas Eve.

>>92167392
If graduating and never ever being in the public spotlight again is "better" then yes

(This fucking javerscript snow is using 80% of my CPU)

Some Hololive members are doing members only christmas streams, that seems kinda scummy, no? Imagine donowalling lonely geezers and supporters during a holiday

>>92168391
People who drop membership are scum and don't deserve streams.

>>92168391
Greys should spend time with their family

>>92168660
Why are you so evil? Are you the grinch?

>>92168660
Members should too. It's not like Gura is giving us any choice.

MY wife

Why are the cucko virgins concernfagging over christmas instead of new years which is the actual western romantic holiday?

>>92168708
You want women to spend time with you? You better pay up, piggy.

>>92168977
Every stream should be a members stream honestly. Keeps the detritus out

>>92168949
That isn't romantic either.

>>92167202
We don't know what negotiations have been going on between Cover and Gura but if there had been multiple graduations over model designs than any chance of Gura liking Hololive would have vanished forever. They aren't doing these health/hiatus breaks to punish fans but to encourage management to stop dragging their feet. Nenechi got a new design rushed out in 5 months so if management had been reasonable they could have settled these disputes with Ina, Kronii, and Sana in 2022. Model redesigns are cheap and we are talking about a company that hires a 100 employees a year. Cover deserves 100% of the blame for turning the EN branch into a war zone for almost 3 years.

misters?

>>92169690
misters are preparing their gifts to gura

>>92169690
Hewwo

>>92169690

I never realized how creepy the poster for this movie was until today, thank god it is just about an home invasion

merry christmas buds

I think this is her way of wishing us a merry Christmas while still being suspended on the Gura account.

>>92170259
thats painfully cute. a merry one to you as well

>>92170259
Merry Christmas!

>>92170259
Merry Christmas dinoaibud

>>92170298
Pretty neat

>>92162944
>>92163101

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>92164781
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>92164781
grinding gbf raids

>>92164781
I'm at my grandma's house with the rest of my family for the next couple days, dinner is almost ready, and I'm going to stuff myself on baked pork medallions and croquettes. Tomorrow we're eating Turkey, and leftovers the day after

MY Gurandma.

>>92170259
Merry Christmas bud, and to all ye faithful

If a Goob could Goob there wouldn't be much more Goob left to Goob because Goob is Goob when Goob was Goog, and then the Goob just Goob inside Goob to make another Goob so both could Goob with the Goob and the Goob outside of Goob, Goob was walking with Goob to Goob and Goob ate some Goob at Goob before going back to Goob from Goob. The next Goob they both Goob behind Goob to tell Goob to not Goob, thats the Goob story about Christmas Goob. Marry Goob

Pathetic

>>92170259
Merry Christmas, Chumbie

>>92173449
>>92173242
Red pill me on gigi, she looks like she steps on gura's face after taking off her shoes

That pebble who shitposts here also posts in global and it seems like he's a real pebble and not a falseflagger. I'm guessing it's the same for the Gigi spammer.

>>92173692
Well for one, she streams KEK

>>92173928
Wow, gottem, zing, bazinga, or skibbiddi, whatever kids like you say these days

>>92173692
Loud fujo who is also aggressively gay

>>92174008
Just like Gura, except the loud part

>>92174131
I don't think goob is a fujo either

>>92174008
>Gigi
>gay
Do your reps

Merry Christmas, Gura!

>>92173869
Global has been dogshit for a long time bud. It's nothing but sisters and homobeggars. Fucking numbers is unironically a better hololive thread nowadays.

>>92173692
Her entire personality is annoying and loud = funny
She's like Bae and Bijou mixed together.

>>92174200
shes gay as hell dude, liking that one purple actual faggot doesnt negate that

>>92174244
>It's nothing but sisters and homobeggars.
That's literally every thread on /vt/ including this one, retard. Leaving /jp/ was a mistake.

>>92174166
Have your not heard Guras stories about that black spiderman? It's obviously she made her own erotic fanfics about him, afterall, its the only male she ever mentioned liking

I see that the schizo is being a little daring today and is going for the holo vs holo angle. Could lead to some interesting setup I guess. Let's see how it plays out for it.

>>92174408
I thought fujos just want men to fuck men

>>92174408
Miles Morales, Gura masturbate to him, definitly

>>92174353
Nice cope, grem.

hope you retards have a Merry Christmas

>>92174377
https://files.catbox.moe/dpc5fa.mp4

>>92174578
Thanks chumbie. Dindin is in a couple more hours

>>92174408
>>92174551
Selenfag why are you here? Got laughed out of global again?

>>92174510
Yes, she makes gay fanfics about Miles, that much is obvious

>>92174625
I love you dino bud

>>92174628
Gura is more of a pokephile like Shion. She and her friend gooned to Lugia

>>92174626
Why are you racist? Can't stand that Gura only loves black men and girls?

>>92174131
>Gura
>gay
Do your reps

Why is SEA so obsessed with cuckposting anyway? I genuinely don't get it.

>>92174408
Lucio Lucio Lucio…

>>92174846
It's their fetish.

>>92174885
she wants to succyy succy lucio all night. you guys know bisexuality is a thing right. Retards

>>92174811
"i rly want a cute girl friend to wear matching outfits with , huff"


+ the 383038 billion times she drooled over ladies in her Hololive career, and just 2 times has she mentioned a guy, she thought "Pete" was sweet in Bully and her erotic fantasies about Miles, that's it, anyone who claims Gura isn't mega-lesbian is a fucking idiot

I don't know about you guys but theres definitely something off about gigi

Gigi forces everyone to play LEAGUE, while Gura hates it with a passion. She's also loud and obnoxious. That's all you need to know.

>>92175531
I'm concerned about the league of legends arc that EN is going through

>>92174846
First hand experience. Veterans at sitting in the corner chair.

>>92174846
Unironically part of their culture after getting mindbroken by Japs. There was even a cuck commercial that was really popular there or something like that

>>92147630
mostly health related issues and a shit ton of anxiety.

>>92175874
>syncope
>IBS
>incontinence(she wears a diaper that's why she almost never goes to the toilet during streams, also why she said that whatever she has makes traveling a pain)
>low blood pressure
>oxygen deficiency(explains her seeing hallucinations)
>GAD
>depression
>panic attacks
I think that's all she has, maybe I'm forgetting something though.

>>92176093
Oh right forgot autism and ADHD

What da chumbies up to today other than Christmas dinner?

>>92175874
>>92176093
>>92176152
If that's the case then she should go see a professional to address her supposed mental health issues instead of using it as an excuse to not do anything.

>>92176367
If it worked like this then nobody would suffer because of mental health issues.

>>92176367
Chumbie you're scaring me. You say this everyday to us.

>>92173869
says the one who posts biboo in order to stir shit, silence nijifaggot

>>92176353
Crying

>>92176353
Spend some time with the family and then play some more Helldivers 2 later.

>>92176367
She has too much anxiety to take the first step in that direction.

>"no spoilers, absolutely none"
>"2-year project"
>"you will enjoy it"
>"I'm going insane"
the project is really huge
>"MV news"
>MV
is an abbreviation for music video
>"there's new music coming"
pretty straightforward. perhaps an EP or a full album
>"2025 will be quite the year"
this is the part in which it is exclaimed, "sololive!!!!," as she is not required to wait until 2025 to release it if it is an EP

>>92176509
You have us chumbie. Am I not enough for you?

>>92176367
Nah, "professional" will just make it worse for her by either telling her to do some normalfag shit like talk to strangers or get a hobby or they'll give her some meds that'll turn her into a catatonic vegetable.
Never trust doctors.

>>92176659
Based and true. Gura should try reading the Bible instead

>>92176564
The sololive rrat is retarded, but an EP is believable .

>>92176093
>>92176152
If you gonna steal a ritualpost, atleast do it right, douchebag

>>92176769
Don't reply to copypastebud chumbie

>>92176785
I just listed all the things that she has based on what we know. I care not about your autistic ritual posts, plebeian.

>>92176808
not everyone needs a -bud

>>92176846
Its cute though

>>92176769
Why do you think it's retarded? I think her getting an EP/album for a sololive makes perfect sense since Pekora did the same thing.

>>92176564
>"2025 will be quite the year"
For the 1000000th time now, that comment was about the 2025 Monster Hunter update she was really excited about and 2025 as a gaming year, it had NOTHING to do with Hololive, she said nothing about Hololive during that chat texting, she spammed about GAMES and then ended it with the 2025 comment, get it through your thick skull

>>92169378
Imagine actually writing all this. When are you going to realize that you're literally the only person that thinks this bullshit. Not even antis believe it. You're as schizo as that pajeet faggot that kept saying Gura's friend raped him while he couldn't get a boner.
You, the pajeet, and kiaraschizo are the trifecta of insufferable retards here and I seriously hope something horrible happens to all three of you.
>[-]

>>92176930
Chumbie thats a ritualposter. You are replying to a ritualpost

Music is nice and all but I would rather prefer if her project was an 18+ voiced VN desu.

>>92173692
I think Gura would get along with gigi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_tLIpNoMV8

>>92176995
She was gonna do that but mane-san said no.

>>92177034
I really hope so. I feel like their relationship had strained after ENreco

>>92176930
Yeah she was so excited for it she didn't even play open beta. Sure. She obviously was talking about her next iteration just like how Ame said that the train isn't stopping anytime soon a year ago. Read between the lines, dumbud.

>>92175008
See >>92158933

Its Christmas chumbies

>>92177232
>schizo bringing up made up rrats from 5 years ago
Oof. You seabros really reclined lately.

>>92176564
You're a black person. You're the same anon that talks about miles morales. Your writing style and word choice is the same. I can't believe I didn't recognize it sooner, but now that your posts are side-by-side, you are 100% him.

So I shall post dino

>>92177360
Stop replying to the ritualposter chumbie. I feel like you guys are ignoring me

>>92176367
girls are cuter when they're mentally ill
t. owner of a mentally ill little sister

>>92177219
1) How do you know she hasn't played it? Retard, you do realize that these are real people behind thee scenes that don't power down as soon as they stop streaming?


2)

04:40 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN monter hunter wilds!! WAIT ok, did you see the weapon videos? did u see the ARMOR
04:40 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN THE DRESS
04:40 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN THE LAYERS OF THE SKIRT AND THE MOVEMENT HOLYYYYY
04:41 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN BOW ?? me watch now
04:42 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN the armorrrrrr
04:43 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN BOW MAINS Shocc WE DO GOOD DPS
04:44 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN OMG THE
04:44 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN was that dodgebolt errrr uhmmm
04:44 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN HEAT SEEKING ARROWS???
04:45 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN game over, bow wins
04:45 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN i dont even gotta aim no more
04:45 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN WOHHH??? CANT HEAR U HAMMER MAN, MY HEAT SEEKING ARROWS R TOO DAMN LOUD
04:46 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN u play close ranger bonkers cuz u like getting stepped on its ok
04:47 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN EyeLWMouthEyeR pls dont fire back i know ur thinking
04:47 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN taking pot shots from my tent
04:52 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN 2025 is going to be quite the year >:3

There is no reading between the lines, 2025 was JUST about the game(s) she and chat was talking about. Now fuck of with your stupid retard. Holy shit claiming she was talking about her next iteration when it wasn't even close to being on the table in the discussion is max level cope

>>92176930
she ignored all the comments about games coming in 2025 except for monhun
she doesn't like monhun that much
the 5 minute gap
she wouldn't be hyping it up with the >:3 face if that was the case
she did talk about the 2 year project in the pre chat and this is a verifiable fact

please get your facts straight

There's something really fucking sad about watching chumbies on other sites post Gura christmas clips from the last fucking time she bothered...like 3 years ago

Dinobuds should help me out

>can't even copy-paste correctly

Gura's pretty obviously a lesbian but she does have a soft spot for old haggard men seeing how she like Dante, Geralt, Arthur and Walter White.

>>92177514
>1) How do you know she hasn't played it?
Because she literally said that she hasn't played it?
What

>>92177593
all women are bisexual at minimum but their genes make them crave cock

With how many pass users we have here, I'm surprised no one image dumps more often

Gura loves old fat ugly bastards like me since she's a brat

>>92177356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13tnjh3dZw4
Congratulations! You've been seleected as the next contestant!
Can we get a new puzzle on the board!?
There we go. Here's your puzzle, anon. Get it right to win a fabulous prize!
Drdrdrdrdrdr *ding!*

>Where's all the whores? "I'm right ____."

Take your time, the show's not going anywhere. But don't forget to FILL! IN! THAT! BLANK!

>>92177535
"She doesn't likee monhun that much", imagine how braindead one has to be to come up with that cope after quoting the Gura MonHun excitement spam AND there are several clips were Gura talks about grinding MonHun offstream like crazy according to herself...

5 minute gap is because she was watching chat talk about what she had just said and their excitement about that update...

The 2 year project:

04:09 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN mv news, i got a long time project cooking [LITERALLY 2 YEARS] absolutely itching to get this out i am going insane
04:12 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN bloop GurNya who
04:13 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN the bingo Unamused
04:13 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN full color i am also losing hope, i don't really know whats going on with it. im still waiting... OhRound
04:14 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN i yearn for the funny videos... ded
04:16 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN full color more like FORGOTTEN COLOR Ebimotions

Great, 1 line about that project with no time mentioned while there is 40-50 Gura lines about the 2025 monhun update and other 2025 games

Fuck, your comment is getting dumber and dumber by every post you make

Da dino

>>92177984
Woah thats a cool dino

>>92177857
See
>>92177356

>>92177219
NTA, but if she was having personal problems that were taking up all her time to the point she couldn't stream, how would she have had time to play the beta? You don't seem very smart, anon.

>>92177857
>>Where's all the whores? "I'm right ____."
Anon not understanding basic english comprehension, typical SEA. Here, let me explain, the "right here" comment was because he said something vulgar in her presens, that's what "im right here" ment, not your cuck fantasies meaning: "i'm a whore, use me as a whore"

>>92177984
wtf is hat safe

>>92178020
>>92178062
that's nothin
check this out

>>92178111
oh lawdy she jumpin

>>92177535
>she doesn't like monhun that much
You clearly don't watch her, so why are you here? She's played a ton of world and rise on stream. And she's played a ton more of those games off stream with her friend group.

>>92178046
What kind of personal problems could possibly stop you from even checking out the free beta for like an hour? Starting to think she might have been hospitalised unironically

>>92177898
watch streams
>5 minute gap is because she was watching chat talk about what she had just said and their excitement about that update...
proof?
>and other 2025 games
please get your facts straight
>your comment is getting dumber and dumber by every post you make
ironic

>>92178187
>And she's played a ton more of those games off stream with her friend group.
Nope, she said she played it with PUGs, why are you lying schizo?

>>92178111
>>92178143
oh nyo...

Be right back chumbies. Dino hold the line

>>92178052
>something vulgar in her presence
Anon, she literally asked an NPC "how much for anal". I think you might be the one who doesn't understand English.

She was talking about both MH and her project when she mentioned 2025.
Are you guys genuinely retarded?

>>92178305
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>92177857
Mods kept the rrat post up but me explaining why his stupid rrat was stupid while just explaining english and nothing revealing about the scenario the rrat mentioned got deleted. As usual, mods in ggg is kino

Dinogura

>>92178281
Because she mentioned being told that she was wearing armor by the "randoms" she was playing with, but in-game chat didn't exist for world yet.

Is bringing up nothingburgers from years ago a new schizo meta or something? Pathetic.

I know I'm posting dino and everything but why is it so fast?

>>92178398
>mods
Janny. Who is also a phasecuck and have been seething at Gura for a while now. Now watch my post get deleted

Goddamn I hate this same Christmas music they play every year on the radio and goddamn I hate having to visit relatives I don't care about.

>>92178557
I used to work retail but even that won't stop my love for Christmas music

I peed in Gura T u T

>>92178398
>while just explaining english
>mods in ggg is
hmm...

>>92178435
Proof for any of these claims?

I'm quite excited to eat Christmas dindin tonight

>>92178588
the most powerful dino...

Honestly Hololive fanbase has become extra toxic lately thanks to all the scum that Advent and Justice brought in. I'm really not surprised she's planning on leaving because and joining Fauna.

I like Gura because she has the body of a middle schooler

For the last 10 years i've been the first one sending out "Merry Christmas" wishes to all my relatives & family, this year i was sick so i could not attend the Christmas party with said relatives, i basically slept all day, woke up right before midnight, not a single message i got. Feels great.