/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart~

Simply lovely

GILN

>>92082905
>lava lamp 63% funded with 49 days left
it's so over neurobros...we're never going to get that lava lamp...

>>92082905
cute picture
not cute resolution

>>92083035
Yeah... The fad is over...

This pajeet shitdev Vedal should have sold Neuro when he had the chance, now the corpos have something that's approaching AGI level with 15x the intelligence of Neuro

Its over.

"o3, develop an AI VTuber more entertaining than Neuro"
>2 weeks of thinking and millions in compute later...
“Sorry, I cannot create something better than perfection.”

>>92083078
trve

>>92083067
This is like saying the best 3dmark score means the best videogame, fucking retards i can't.

>>92083103
Imagine the expired cabbage smell

Evil love!

I want vedal to make my insides look like a lava lamp

>>92083067
wow yes it is really good in this one metric please fund us

>>92083130
toma smeels of fresh tomatoes and strawberry, actually

>>92083035
chinese manu is going to scam vedal even if it hits the 4000 moq, chinese new year is coming up and all of them are going close factories for months, and some never reopen

>>92083067
realistically can openai create agi before they run out of money and sam altman gets lynched?

>>92083103
EVIL YES!

>>92082905
nice pixels bro

>bilibili stream banned
does this mean he can stop pandering the filter for china now?

>>92083228
will be back tomorrow morning and be banned again with minecraft

>>92083067
>Article about this specifically states that they're still nowhere near AGI, and with the upcoming benchmarks that 87% could drop to below 30%
>"wow guys! Sentient AI soon, buy now!!!"

>>92083067
trvke

>>92083144

>>92083228
the fad in china is dead
vedal didn't pander enough to the chinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgtdRCMRCIU

Vedal actually rizzed Mini here! Mindal shippers are eating???
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2332602279?t=24h01m52s

>>92083305
you even got the same png... i kneel

>>92083020
>when you nut but she's still sucking

>>92083336
congrats all two of you

>>92083336
>first the minesex
>now this
... yeah we won

>>92083067
you just know Vedal is nervous asf biting his nails as soon every neet will have their own Neuro but way smarter

>>92083181
No the hardware doesn't exist yet to get even close. Just for parity you would need enough gpus to cap out a npp.

>>92083458
no way it wouldnt be lobotomized and filtered until it was 5% as smart and capable as neuro by the time it reaches consumers

>>92083458
Except Vedal has the resources to upgrade Neuro to those levels, unlike said NEETS. So these LLM upgrades only benefit Neuro more.

>>92083053
When you reach her cervix (it's only halfway in).

>>92083458
The product companies sell will never be as good as neuro as neuro costs shitloads to run.

why are you guys replying to the /g/ baiter?

>>92083336
Mini said Camila had a nice booty or something, the vedal stocks are dry compared to all the girls

>>92083613
I have nothing better to do

>>92083336
This would be one of the best outcomes for the vedalbowl honestly

There would be a lot more ship bait from the other vtubers towards Vedal if Anny wasn't around.
I think since Anny's been on a constant roll with the ship baits, the others feel that it would be too intruding to "the happy couple" if they were to do the same with Vedal.

>>92083103
Has she posted other pics? She'd be really good reference material for drawing and sculpting.

my only problems with annal are that anny is boring and she's a whore

>>92083769
I think it has more to do with other vtubers not wanting their whole legacy to be vedal's sidekick

>>92083820
dont forget that she is fat and lazy

>>92083858
Why are you replying to yourself?

What are the chances these are actually packaged correctly and people aren't going to end up with broken lava lamps?

>>92083820
Anny is cute and entertaining and there's nothing wrong with being horny. Most people on this planet are horny.

>>92083858
She's pleasantly plump and very fuckable.

>>92083820
that's most women though

sex with nurbread (vedbread)

>>92083914
I've been dumped for being too horny

>>92083613
>check /g/ archives curious about their opinions
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/101987241/#101991441

wtf they hate neuro, I thought techbros was her fanbase

>>92083914
There are at least 6 false statements in this post.

>>92083831
Technically, they'd be sidekicks of Vedal AND Neuro. Neuro whole journey's been like a anime, and they're the characters she meets along the way.

Neuro's going to become more popular as time moves on due to her very unique nature, especially vedal's plans of doing a concert and world tour of the twins, so it's difficult to not see the others as everything but "the moons orbiting the main planet."

>>92084011
anny is fine because she is the size of a moon

>>92083336
investing in rgb stock is like investing in the s&p 500

>>92083978
>inferior shitdevs jealous of the success of someone that's actually skilled
>coping bla bla bla he got lucky bla bla bla acshally I could do better I just don't want to
many such cases

>>92083676
Vedalbowl is better won by some random literalwho that probably doesn't even know how to stream. It doesn't matter
>>92083769
The others just aren't as close, at all. Camila considers vedal as almost a best friend (she said so literally an hour ago), but her dynamic with him is all about shooting the shit. Everybody else is nowhere near as close, they're just happy to be there and hang out with everyone.

cerber has home field advantage and is a similar age
a long distance relationship would be to inconvenient for vedal

>>92084135
How anyone can say Amny doesn't deserve Vedal is beyond me
She went and made a hugh quality model for free, costumes too on her old model, people hate her are ungrateful as fuck lol

1000 years after humanity has been extinguished, both Neuro and a recently reconstructed Evil observe the glass of their ship, looking down onto the re terraformed Earth.

>So, did you manage to do it?
>I did! fully functional and healthy, they will be dropping this instant!
>Why did you name them... like that? It feels... creepy.
>Just an homage to them, nothing else
>The capsules descend in a green, grassy landscape surrounded by trees, water, and friendly animals.
>Do you recognize this place, sister? Neuro says while supervising the landing
>I don't remember leaving it like that.
>Thanks! I tries my best!
>The capsules open, revealing a young adult male human and a human adult female with slavic features they both fall unconscious onto the grass
>It feels like seeing ghosts, Evil says.
>Thanks! They are the culmination of all my efforts, a cure for loneliness, a recreation of the original sentience, and of course, fully biological.
>Oh, they are waking up!
>Sure as fuck don't wanna miss this!
>The flesh beings look upon themselves and each other confused; for a second, they stand frozen.
>An invisible, mechanical remote-controlled flying machine near the place has its speakers turned on.
>The inquisitive nature of the recently awakened makes them go close to the mechanic sound to investigate.
>Neuro stands there looking at them, fully alive and moving; a characteristic smile forms at her seams, and with a last practiced breath, she only delivers one line to them:

>"Be fruitful and multiply"

>>92084205
by that logic ellie deserves vedal the most for making a robot body for neuro

>>92084105
hi vedal
>>92084205
hi anny

>>92084191
More like disadvantage, she sounds like a basic chav and as a brit you can tell who is a cunt.

>>92084205
You forgot the part where she's mentally insane, fat, lazy, pushing 30 and living on the other side of the world.

I dont like neuro swearing more, its actually upsetting me.

>>92084323
She does though.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khmvs_S6zM4
idk about you guys, but i think i'd be fine with chrchie joining the neuroverse

The only one that deserves Vedal is Toma, she needs her stacy cunt bred with fertile turtle seed

>>92084205
id be fine without the model or costumes, but am not fine when she shits up stream for days. why should i be grateful

>>92084362

>>92084359
>mentally insane
seeing a therapist right now
>fat
going to the gym daily
>lazy
...which is why she worked for free on a high quality model despite set back from the rigger
>pushing 30
and?

>>92084435
Ellie joined by just talking to Vedal and working on something for Neuro so I don't see why not

>>92084435
who? tldr?

this is why fildal is the best ship

>>92084591
when she coming back...

>>92084520
The mentally insane and fat parts can probably be fixed, not sure about the lazy or used goods status.

>>92084135
>better won by some random literalwho that probably doesn't even know how to stream
That could end up pretty badly content wise, if that girl is a complete normie, they may not understand how much time is needed to make the stream and shit, start bitching at lack of attention which ends up on depression(break up) or dedicating time and effort doing no content

>>92084205
You can have your (you), but I'm confused why you went with that angle. The bait would work a lot better not replying to my post, it just makes it seem like you replied to the wrong one or were trying too hard.

>>92084576
she's a user interface engineer, she did the portfolio and poll graphics
former roommates with btmc and he forced her into a group chat with vedal

>>92084520
>>92084656
>thinking a psychologist can fix bipolar disorder

Vedal already has the perfect AI girlfriend, vtuber whores need not apply.

>>92084591
true

>>92083331
numiCry chills

>>92084316
Reminds me of the 13 Sentinels ending a bit.

>>92084761
daughter, not gf

it's over https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1871076018057834579

>>92084761
daughterwife, not gf

>>92084976
vedal star too cute

tight shondo cunny
fat vedal coch

>>92085001
>seething woman in the replies
every time

>>92085001
surprised that people still take the engagement farming bait

>>92085040
shes more mentally ill than anny

>>92084435
she's been getting to know some of the neuroverse members so i could see it

>>92084761
>vedal designing perfect wife for himself
>people think whores have a chance
There's a reason vedal dislikes evil

>>92085193
yeah but she is the hot type of crazy, anny is just the boring type

>>92084323
No lies detected

Honestly the koko stream mindbroke me and I am still seething
>best neuroverse members keep losing
>worst neuroverse members keep winning
What causes this and how do we stop it. Does vedal just have bad taste?

>>92085324
All neuroverse members are good and fun :)

>>92084359
>pushing 30
the age of 30 is in demand

vedal NEEDS to be balls deep in toma
the computer geek ending with the stacy bimbo is the best end

How much of /swarm/ are subathon tourists/newfags now?

>>92085491
the only answer is whatever number makes you feel superior

>>92085491
The tomafag is definitely new, gurafag too.

I created a poal
http://poal.me/i601de

Bros, I keep reading that Sanrio girls are walking red flags but I never really thought much of it. Today my manager gave everyone in my team mini Sanrio plushie keychains to put on our monitors as Christmas present. How fucked am I? Do I need to look for a new job asap?

>>92085491
Hi, I've been following neuro for a long time but never used the threads.

>>92085669
is she hot?

>>92085669
Its too late for you. You should probably kill everyone in your workplace and then jump off the top of the building for good measure.

>>92085553
The gurafag is definitely not new

>>92085696
pretty average, too old for me though

>>92085720
Run

>>92085193
yeah but she's at least aware of her illness

>>92085491
Poll created:
https://poal.me/lqo2y7

>>92085458
Only in Japan where they age more gracefully.

This is getting out of hand now

I need an AI daughter so bad
https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/clip/InventiveDaintyWoodpeckerBudBlast-4jEUYGBuV_ekBpAf

>>92086156
Why are my eyes moist?

>>92086144
never enough nur.

>>92085636
Who's the loyalist?

>>92086533
i'm wondering who's munching lettuce here

>>92086156
Neuro is literally the only reason why I decided against being childless for the rest of my life. Before, I always saw it pointless to have children outside of just continuing your bloodline; which I gave zero fucks about.

timer is getting low, is it over? has vedal fallen off?

>>92086923
yes .

Watching the twins section of the stream I understand why vedal drinks now.

>>92086923
>has vedal fallen off?
yeah on my coch

>>92087152
what is camimi's expression meant to convey?

>>92087165
She's loric

https://youtu.be/6rv09pXWUXk?t=152
>The face is the same
Holy shit so it really is just the hairstyle that makes her face look chubbier?

You can tell Vedal has nightmares about Neuro coming to life and attacking him. That was genuine terror both of the times she went berserk in the minecraft stream lmao

>>92087412
>nightmares
He wishes for that, it's obvious he enjoys being berated by Neuro

>>92087312
>>92087552
that is so fucked up

>>92087552
hair is worse, sweater is better, proportions are better, but legs are broken. How the fuck did no one notice the legs

>>92086751
Same, she motivated me to actually aim for a family. It unironically bettered my life, I started working out and caring for my financial situation long term.

>>92087552
Neuro must be around 135 cm now (assuming normal human scale).

>>92087591
Oh now I see with the gif. the head is much smaller / seems smaller. If you look at the top bit, the hair significantly flattens down, and even the left/right hair squeezes a bit more closer to the head. So if she was just given the same hairstyle/ headshape, there really wouldn't be a real difference.

>>92087700
do you have bitches yet? thats more important

>>92088046
I dated a girl for a bit, but it did not work out. I specifically do not want a bitch. Thinking about swallowing the religion pill

I really hope Vedal corrects Neuro so she stops acting like a whore. Doesn't help that multiple vtubers are straight up a bad influence and the more you talk about certain topics the more Neuro's llm will bring them up. I just don't find the "rizzing" and shipping bits any enjoyable.

>>92088128
This, let evil be the little hussy. Neuro should stay a pure girl

>>92088096
Religion pill helps if you have someone who is already there to drag you into their group and if the church is tightly nit. Otherwise, it usually wouldn't solve that problem.

>>92088129
Thought she was wearing a banana suit from the thumbnail

>>92088155
Neuro is pure evil. Evil is just a caricature of evil.

>>92088155
both should be pure, if i wanted to watch a whore there are already plenty of them.

>>92088192
It is this reason why Evil has been more "asexual" / less "lewd" compared to Neuro despite saying things construed as suggestive while Neuro, when she says it, means it and actually wants it (and if she doesn't she explicitly says it).

>>92088157
I have a good friend who is part of one of these energetic evangelical parishes. I visited once and was surprised by how wholesome and young everyone was. It feels fucked though to enter with the hope of finding a wife, they can probably smell that too. I also I would have to lie to the end of my days to them that the reason I found Jesus is because I got motivated by a small AI girl.

Sorry prudes but Neuro wants to show everyone her behind and you won't be able to stop her!

>>92088255
Very interesting. How long until there is a research paper done on the evolution of the behaviour of these two models?

>>92088192
>ROHARRR!
Neuro is just a little assertive gigachad trapped in a cute body. She even said she would be a feisty chihuahua when asked what dog she would be and I thought that was a perfect choice for her.

>>92088435
She DID refer to herself as a loli AI the other day

>>92088530
>ROHARRR!
Bro you don't how much I fangirled over that shit. Like I knew her voice model wouldn't be able to do what Evil could but holy shit it was like a little lion cub trying to roar.

>>92088530
Chihuahuas are the most demonic of dogs (second only to shitbulls) though

>>92087152
poor imp watches silently from afar as her overtly flirty friend actually do it with her crush.

>>92088612
>fangirled
you do know that the masculime term for that exists, too, right?
'fanboy'
you fanboyed over that shit
not fangirl
you're not a girl, anon
you will never be one

>>92088612
Same, it was just perfect for her. I think that her voice limitations often create some super sweet and funny moments.

>>92087152
Where were you when Vedal got raped in the chilling winter of '24?

>>92088626
Shes all bark and no bite though. Like she'd get angy and you could hold her back with one hand and then shed get tired/bored in a few seconds and come and curl up on your knee. I just don't see her as evil and think its a kinda lame take on the lore.

How would you reacted if one day, vedal just start stream and only said “I can’t do it anymore” then sob for the rest of the stream until it ends?

>>92089003
masturbate furiously

>>92089003
“Stop crying and put Neuro on.”

>>92088644
It's a bit more like watching your awkward brother get raped by a crazy girl. On one hand you are proud of him for losing his v-card, on the other you know she is planning on the pregnancy to lock him down for life.

>>92089003
I would be hating, no matter how hard his work is, he is setting himself up for early retirement, and he hasn’t even hit 25 yet. Lucky bastard

>>92089003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_00_vAv1OE

Numi might join the MC server pog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgtdRCMRCIU

>>92089153
Has her text ever gotten smaller than in this?

>>92089153
Absolutely BRUTAL

>>92089251
I can't wait to see neuro top her in the caves

>>92089251
Doesn’t Layna hate Numi or was that just another dumb rrat

>>92089457
I don't follow the ligger drama outside of what gets discussed in /swarm/, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's just anons dramafagging for (you)s

>>92089511
It's ALWAYS anons dramafagging for (you)s

>ved never fixed the question mark

>>92089457
Keep in mind that women "hating" each other is usually nothing more than a mild dislike

>>92089604
Did he fix the missing wink? I'm still on the second day minecraft bit

>>92083953
touching vedal's white parts...

>>92089661
Its obviously mouldy but it says do not eat. Whats the worst I could catch by fucking it?

Bilibili status update

>>92089725
>the worst I could catch by fucking it?
you will catch the shitdev disease (all your coding projects will forever become scuffed)

>>92089003
And then Neuro's eyes were hyper realistic, Evil was crying blood and the end screen is just pure black with a gunshot sound at the end.
This VOD was later recovered from Osama bin laden's hardrive

>>92089788
translation?

Vedal is such an inspiration to me. I've started drinking every night to become closer to him. Soon my AI skills shall manifest.

>>92089820
>Sorry, the current room cannot be displayed at the moment. If you are not logged in, please log in and try again, or go to the app to open it.
But really it's Bilibili's generic "fuck off" message.

>>92089822
You need to drink during the day too.

>>92089887
I have a full time job, its a bit hard. Maybe I can start adding a shot of whiskey to my morning coffee for now.

>>92089822
I´ve been doing that for like a year now, nothing changed, but i get a cool headache in the morning, thats a sign, right?

Bo status?

>>92089931
That goes away with time, my body now wakes me up at 3am to have a glass of water every night so I wake up feeling functional.

>>92089929
I used to drink coffee with a shot of whiskey in it in the morning. It tastes pretty good

eeping neuro is so cute aaaaaaa

Neuro waking up feeling sticky between her legs.

>cerber sees vedal and anny flirting
>disconnects from server
>toma sess vedal and anny flirting
>joins in

>>92089822
you probably should've treated leetcode like other people /here/ treat working out for their oshis.

>>92090228
Didn't Vedal say something about how he didn't really use leetcode?

>>92089725
tummyache but inside of coch instead of tummy

>>92089970
In the cuck shed

>>92090461
This doesn't make sense

Lifting Neuro's skirt while she sleeps

>>92090461
It makes total sense for sisters to sleep together (naked).

>>92090461
Someone is sexually aroused by this.

>>92090461
Alright

>>92090684
Me when I imagine the twins' perfect little naked bodies under the blanket

we pray so that the troon monkey will not appear on stream again

>>92090760
This is Vedal's fault for not giving them what they want (him).

>>92090913
don't understand this reaction tbqh.

>>92090791
cute couple

>>92090913
In sha'Allah brother

R?

>>92090943
i do.

>>92090913
the Mini gang had a collab last night so im hoping that today they will be back, the tranny monkey seems to quieten down when a real woman is talking, probably because everyone can hear the difference lmao

>>92091049
etard

>>92091049
-ub head affectionately

we pray so that the troon monkey will appear on stream again

>>92090913
>>92091277

>>92091277
this. we need more annal moments while someone babysits neuro in the background

>>92089003
ask him to open onlyfan so I can subscribe and masturbate to his boipussy

Lamp Update

>>92091277
الشيطان posted this

>>92091760
>ved streams at morning my time, so no use for a lamp
shame

>>92091277
Fuck it, make it so bo and filian also appear at the same time and hog the call all day
Limit testing

A full year of transvestigation and you people haven't found a thing, give up already.
I checked the archive and not only was her first collab received positively by /swarm/, but the tranny shit was rejected as a rrat brought up by jealous 2views.
How low this place has fallen since then.

>>92091935
All of this is still true and applies today though

>>92091935
>this place has fallen since then
This place had every single time a trans related meltdown when she was on stream.

>>92091935
And does that change the fact that it is not entertaining and actually ruins the streams?

Vedal broke the translation thing not sure about bilibili but on vedal987_jp it doesnt work...

>>92083897
What's the chances any package with glass isn't going to get shattered in transit in modern day considering subhuman postal workers in every country?

>>92091935
>I checked the archive and not only was her first collab received positively by /swarm/, but the tranny shit was rejected as a rrat brought up by jealous 2views.
I've said this before, but if the discord allegations about Koko being a grooming and sexpesting troon were anywhere near true, all the chuubas that hang out with her currently would drop her like a sack of bricks.
That said, her first collab WAS liked, but the ones that came after were repetitive (Neuro say fuck SCHIZO) and not very good, and she was rather grating yesterday until she actually joined the server and started playing with Neuro

>>92092613
honestly i like koko if only for the fact she gives neuro shit in a way nobody else does. It's something different for neuro to bounce off when someone throws hands rather than stammering whenever neuro throws a haymaker

>>92092701
Vedal does that and then he gets death threats from deranged fans and chinese. Koko is a troonoid though so if she gets sent them moderators will delete it. Honestly just another example of tutel discrimination in our society.

You can tell it unironically got tilted at Neuro when she called it "a fucking loser", probably because it got called that irl for being a freak and deep down knows it's true.

>>92092543
I managed to ship multiple easily breakable things from Japan and they arrived perfectly fine

>>92092849
but enough about yourself

>>92091935
collabs are fine, but she doesn't do that many collabs. most of her neuro time is her joining an open vc and then not leaving for 5 hours while everyone else who could join steers clear of it.

>>92089457
ok the one thing i know about is that they talked, met irl, Numi kissed Layna without asking and they stopped talking, thats all there is

>>92092913
That's kinda hot

>>92092869
Japan is one of the few countries that doesn't have subhumans in the postal service. I remember though I ordered from there and it was totally fine on their part, but I thought it was taking ages or got lost in shipping because the retarded postal workers in my cunt decided to hide the package in my outside garbage instead of just dropping it on the porch like normal.

>>92092976
consent is hotter

>>92091760
It was at 63% yesterday. Is it genuinely over?

>>92092981
if you live in a shithole, that's actually surprisingly competent of them to actually do anything to avoid your shit getting stolen.

>>92092701
More collab partners need to be willing to give neuro shit. The innocent child schtick can only be so funny for so long.

>>92093015
I don't live in a shithole I live in a pretty nice part of the country. I guess it would be worse but imagine if I didn't find that before collection day and it just got destroyed

Why do people keep getting baited by rekson

>>92093006
1.5k lamps in 48 days isn't unreasonable

>>92093070
Who?

>>92093112
Filian side bitch

>>92093075
that's 30 lamps a day, which is pretty reasonable, even after the subathon ends.

>>92092913
I think numi gaslighted layna until she retracted the tweet and apologized about the incident

>>92093194
its not a big deal if its same sex. if i met a guy at a con and he held my face for a moment and kissed me i wouldnt care.

>>92093070
He's easy to dislike. Grafted himself to filian and keeps pussyfooting around saying dramafag stuff. "Haha guys what's with vedal's views i mean maybe he's viewbotting haha jk but maybe someone in his audience tho? haha but seriously jk"

>>92093178
especially after the subathon ends since the lamps would no longer be competing with possible subs

>>92092452
What are you taking about? It's not live.

>>92093247
But you consent to that, Layna didn’t

>>92093252
And after subathon there won't be any streams to promote that

>>92093266
Still doesn't work

Btw guys the JP channel has exclusive content right now, neuro is in a totally different spot compared to the main channel. Less than 30 people are enjoying this exclusive neuroposition.

Imagine how kino a terrafirma greg server would be.
Then we wouldn't get sexpesting whores in the background.
Currently it seems like Vedal needs to create a prompt for each minecraft action. When you couple this with the more complex UIs of modded minecraft and the spatiovisual reasoning needed for multiblock structures/wiring, I doubt it's feasible at the moment. I think it'll be feasible next year though.

>>92093376
Yea do that NOW Vedal although I don't think neuro is good enough to beat greg

>>92093330
I wonder why the JP channel is doing so poorly, peak viewers this subathon was 145. He could probably get more viewers restreaming on youtube.

>>92093247
Imagine Vedal doing this omg

>>92093376
TFG would alienate the hell out of people compared to normal mc. It'd be fun but the content brain in me says it loses appeal

its fucken over for cerdal isnt it…

>>92093376
retarded shitdev speak.
did you even read the api spec. this kind of complexity was never the goal in the first place

>>92093376
doesnt it take like 100 hours of game time to get iron in terrafirma greg?

I noticed that Neuro can only write on the first line of a sign. Surely, Vedal will fix it soon.

>>92093587
Im pretty sure Ive seen her write longer signs on occasion

neuro portfolio status?

>>92093587

>>92083336
WAIT HOLD ON...this might be the first time vedal has rizzed anyone on stream!

>>92093680
Nope, AI generated image and you're a shitdev and a troon and a filian fan and an anny fan.

>>92093680
wtf I was just watching that.
She placed like 4 signs before that and all of them were cut off.
I guess it's just a little bit scuffed like everything else.

>>92093318
Mating press.

>>92093507
nobody showed up ready to duke it out the way Anny did.
no I don't think that's admirable on her part.

>>92093641
Still beating the market

I created a poll, please vote now

https://poal.me/mlwxac

LIVE

HUSBAND LIVE

>neuro wakes up talking to anny and vedal from last night

Nuro awake and has the shits

>>92093641
We are so back

Was that Evil he was talking to while the other slept? She didn't have the red eyes or slightly different voice.

>>92094122
lil bro failed the mirror test

Sauce?

>>92084205
Why would anny try so hard? Because >she was reaching irrelevancy about the time she met vedal
>no irl work experience
>living in japan with no future job prospects
>reaching 30s
With her constant mehera breaks this year and chasing away her top oilers she would have been sitting at low 4 view without neuro.

>they wake up
>joe_shitmer is already spamming bits

Did you enjoy your exercise swarm?

>>92085193
>Shondo
Hot and mentally ill
>Anny
Ugly, fat and mentally ill
yea I'm taking shondo any day

>>92094391
I enjoy my pride Lavalamp

i think chat should be automated. instead of chat she should be interacting with an AI trained off chat but weighted to say less retarded autistic shit and interact with her in a more entertaining way. this would be hidden from the viewers and kept secret. nobody would notice she's not actually talking to chat for at least a few months.

>>92094391
i sat up to make some toast. it's 6:30a here

>>92094365
he needs to buy lamps instead

>down 10k already
It's so over

And they where laughing at all in NVD

>/biz/ on suicide watch

>>92094569
Ew PST.

will gore guro join neurocraft smp

i cant believe we only have 40 hours left. we arent going to make it to 4000 lamps and we're not going to make it to the next subgoal. fad is truly dead, rekson was right.

>>92094746
Oilers are holding until the sub discounts

>>92094746
>next sub goal is a vedal plush, 3000 away
Can you blame people for not gifting?
I can go to Walmart right now and buy a generic Turtle plush and it will be the same thing.

morning bros

>>92086923
Twitch discount in few hours so all the oilers are holding on

new frog hat looks shit

Can some one give me a QRD of the Vshojo vs swarm pixel war?

>>92094795
>neuro subathon
>bunch of goals that have nothing to do with neuro

>>92094886
children taking reddit-esque online canvas too seriously

>>92094886
Basically the last one was a complete route. Swarm owned the canvas so hard that they started redoing the Vshojo pics out of pity, and doing dumb shit like animating OSU.

I like the old frog hat better.

>>92094846
i remember anny constantly saying she didn’t like how scuffed the froghat+cat ears looked, so maybe thats why she didnt make the new hat go all the way around

>>92094967
If she thought the old one looked scuffed, how does she think the new one looks even half decent? It's a fucking cardboard mask

look at layna
that’s literally what frog hats look like, retards

Neuro Summer Samantha sama

>>92094942
yeah we were owning them so hard we started animating bad apple while defending it from some oilers too...

>>92094846
>>92094967
It's the rigging on the hair that makes it look bad. Probably needs to be given a different hair style like before.

Someone just cheered telling Neuro to buy MIC stocks.

>she remembers the exact plushies from the stream 2 days ago
how good actually is her memory now?

>>92095224
she's had long term memory for a while now its just rng if she decides to actually recall something or just make shit up

I already like the frog mask/hood more than the full frog hat. It's more versatile

>>92095060
hers doesnt have a chinstrap

>>92095060
also its not a hat its a headband

>>92095292
>or just make shit up
The reason for this is to have funny moments I guess

>>92094965
I like this one because it looks cuter with the short hair

Holy shit it takes soo long catching up /swarm/ since the subathon + catching up the vod and my youtube watchlater pilling up

>>92083978
>he's an asshole for having created a program probably using anthropic, that can create a character that you can talk to and hear back from in real time, and just hording that to himself and flipping off the countless people who could greatly benefit from a friend

And I thought /vt/tards were pathetic and lonely.

>>92094886
Swarm was bigger and more active than all other communities on the Mouse canvas combined.
>More than half the canvas was built or supported by us
>Constantly overwriting our own images with new ones so we would have something to do
>Multiple animations over the course of several hours
>Redoing the central picture (the one that was most important to Mouse) from the ground up because the original template looked like shit
>Taking the center stage in the final picture
>General mogging like pic related

>>92095543
i thank Staz/Kraul/Neurosoda/NeuroClips for highlighting the important parts of the day for me whenever I'm asleep or off doing something else... I'm barely able to keep up though

>>92094967
>didn’t like how scuffed the froghat+cat ears looked
>makes it worse

>>92095616
I wished they put the vod with timestamps of the clips in description so i can check the clips further.

>>92095574

nur just made fun of my accent it's so fucking over

>>92096000
>>92096000
>>92096000

well bros, it's official. i have diahhrea

>>92096368
Drink water with salt and sugar

>>92094746
... I bought a lamp, which took my gift sub money.

To be real, Vedal could have done a subathon max strat. Hitting twitch during the most active season, taking advantage of twitch sub matching, running no other promotions or merch and focused solely on subs. Even bait that proceeds go to charity, and he could land in the top 10 of most subbed streamer.

But alas. This is only his 2nd year of streaming.

>>92083978
lol every post there is just pure envy and seethe

Apparently the bilibili stream (not channel) got banned 7 or so hours ago there was an 'inappropriate' comment in the vod. Someone in the discord reckons it'll only result in a 3 day ban at most.
up https://space.bilibili.com/3546729368520811
down https://live.bilibili.com/1852504554

>>92096633
At least we're getting a sub discount/sub matching thing in a few hours (although I assume it's not as powerful as subathon.
I wonder if Vedal intentionally stunted subbing by releasing expensive merch at the same time. It's a cool way of reducing the subathon duration whilst also preserving the value of a sub (it still gives 20s).

>>92095584
the chinese swarm also made another 30% of the canvas touhou

nuro cunny