/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

They think I'm homosexual the way I'm chasing the sack

I love Shiina!

My wife has a girlfriend and that's okay.

Lumi PLEASE stream!

tenmaballs

You went to the con, right?
https://x.com/PhaseConnect/status/1870487962833862842

>>91990096
https://litter.catbox.moe/ygjgm1.png

>>91990096
Mammonists often are, it's understandable

>>91990173
Where is this being held

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Lumi hates her viewers.
>Source?
She told me so.

>>91989969
NOW (Literally right now)
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | LIVE | Pixel Art)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLOB3HtF1AM
Tenma Maemi (23:45UTC | LIVE | Balatro)
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

SOON
Phase Connect (00:00UTC | 5m | Christmas Carol Van)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (00:00UTC | 5m | Karaoke: Yaoi Carols)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT5XuEAf1nY
Pipkin Pippa (02:00UTC | 2h5m | Rating Mabinogi Islands w/ Papakin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5iptHEVyPA

LATER
Eimi Isami (03:00UTC | 3h5m | Project Eden's Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/@eimiisami/streams
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 5h5m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kaminariclara/streams
Fujikura Uruka (06:30UTC | 6h35m | Violin Karaoke - Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onC0aZ7gzgE
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | 9h5m | Earth Science: Kanagawa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xGh_Ydp0Kw
Kokoromo Memory (10:00UTC | 10h5m | Karaoke Relay)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Z5fAKBXxk
Ayase Yuu (15:00UTC | 15h5m | GTA V Character creation - RP Server)
https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_

BONUS
Karaoke Relay (08:30UTC | 8h35m | Lovesick Girl Karaoke Relay)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr5MPWAEEfM&list=PL0TSu2ltIo-GAhnNgKrXM0PbZZGCwsxg3&index=1

Notes:
>Shiina is guerrilla schedule this week
>Clara is guerrilla schedule for the month
>Kaleido is taking questions for a group collab next week https://forms.gle/3HCp7FdN1WKuoQUMA
>Maid Café schedule https://files.catbox.moe/h7qdwc.jpg
>Holiday Matsuri schedule https://files.catbox.moe/an442x.jpg
>Phase is currently running an Advent Calendar https://phase-connect.com/holiday-advent-calendar/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Airi, Saya, Hina & Loki

IM HERE TO DRINK EGGNOG AND LISTEN TO LIA SING GAY CHRISTMAS SONGS, AND IM ALL OUT OF EGGNOG OH HELL YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/live/dT5XuEAf1nY
https://www.youtube.com/live/dT5XuEAf1nY

CRISPY NIGGA

>>91990236
Flahriduh

>>91990173
Don't be ridiculous, I will never fly all the way from Europe for a con, maybe the only exception I will make is for comiket

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>91990324
I'm in Canada, so I can't come

I miss Anonymous and his druggie ravewife
He wasn't strong enough

>>91990271
Anyone who watched her pre-Phase transformation could've told you that

>>91990271
everyone fucking hates you and it's very much justified

>>91990392
He will come back, he needs some time, just like his oshi

>>91990382
Not in Quebec huh

>Dizzy didn't want Lia or her yaoi christmas carols to participate
>Lia is forced to go caroling by herself

>>91990356
Lumi is a...WOMAN????? SHOCKING!!!

Is becoming parasocial for Rie good for you?

[She's Back]

>>91990356
Baba Yaga...

>>91990472
Nova Scotia

IT'S TIME

>>91990392
Who the fuck would be after that anniversary rugpull

Iori is an ALBINO WENDEERGO

>>91990555
Me

LIA YAOI CHRISTMAS CAROL TIME
LIA YAOI CHRISTMAS CAROL TIME
LIA YAOI CHRISTMAS CAROL TIME

https://www.youtube.com/live/dT5XuEAf1nY
https://www.youtube.com/live/dT5XuEAf1nY

I want to cum in Meemaw's granny panties

>>91990457
>>91990356
Wait, is she... getting rounder? Her face I mean.
Lumi's face, it's getting... rounder isn't it?
I thought it was just me at first but no, no it's definitely getting wider. Has anyone else noticed? Someone is changing her model slightly every day. Pixel by pixel... causing... growth.
That's the only logical conclusion at this point. The only thing that makes sense if you really really think about it. Can someone get this message to Sakana?
It's Lumi, and her face is getting.... rounder.
No. I don't want to jump to conclusions...
I might need to double check and cross reference more.

>>91990520
It was a joke about Quebeckers loving Florida

>YAOI
dropped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s
LFG

>>91990394
Which you are not one of

xmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s

>replay turned off
rratbros?

Lia News: short stream again!!!

Pippa would literally never ever watch desperate housewives

>>91990655
BAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

Does the Phase Party Van have a 50cal on the roof

>no pause stream

Why is fish a fag-doko?

Overlap time, LFG

HEY CHNYAAAAT

>>91990675
>acknowledges it happened
>busts out this zinger
Didn't think that one through, huh tw*chy

>>91990729
You VILL not clip ze yab

>>91990698
>>91990729
There's a whole ritual post for retards like you, where do you even come from?

>>91990728
No, but they do have about 50pbs of semtex under the seats

>>91990655
THE AGE OF 30 IS IN DEMAND

I love Jelly

>>91990813
The only thing I acknowledged is that LARPing newfags aren't to be listened to.

>>91990874
Jelly is a pickme whore

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 39

>>91990818
nigger i fucking know how to bypass it. i'm complaining it shouldn't be enabled to begin with.

>>91990668
>>91990687
:D

who am i supposed to watch

>>91990914
would you eat her out?

>>91990980
Phase Connect

>rewind disabled
why?

More merch shilling..

>>91990922
>i fucking know how to bypass it
Then why the fuck aren't you? You shouldn't even be able to see it unless you're a fuckup failure

>>91990912
Yeah, you got nothing as I suspected. You started watching her after her move to tw*ch.

Why did Dizzy all of a sudden wanna be a singer?

I will NOT buy the coffee

WTF? Why didn't anyone tell me Dizzy went live?

Dizzy needs my semen

>Rie almost says "gas chamber"
I'm noticing.

>>91991102
We hate you.

Jelly is a penguin walrus

>Rie
I'll give it 5 minutes tops because it's christmas

>>91991066
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>91990922
If you can already bypass it, why bother complaining about it?

>>91991040
Who cares? That script has been posted here nearly every single thread for the past month.

Dizzy is my wife

Didn't affect Firefox I guess

Why is Lia overlapping the whole fucking company?

>>91991068
I can list every single person who came her and watched her pre-phase and you're not on it.

>youtube just updated their TOS
works on my end.

CUTE

>>91991125
Very interesting choice Sakana.

>>91991204
she fucking hates every single one of the members because she is sleeping with me

>>91991125
>yaoi
maybe that's why kek

PEAK

>Lia pinning the concert in her chat
Lmao

EIGO JOZOU

>>91991221
, NASA

>>91991204
Because she appreciates that not everyone watches the girls involved with it, so she's still streaming for them

>>91991211
Brave is still blocking all ads on YouTube. It's using a lot more memory though, which is how I suspect they punish people blocking ads.

This is very cute
but I would have preferred it being live...

Da Michi winking at me.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING
TO TOWN

>>91991194
i got a bunch of "you can't watch this video because adblocker" messages and closed the window every time
now i can watch videos without ads on brave
big google tracks what you do and click, don't give in and you'll win

>>91991204
She un-fucking-ironically probably didn't notice.

It's kinda funny the v4 mirai concert with the standard large idol concert set-up is going on and we got the CAROLVAN rolling

>>91991256
>she is sleeping with me
Lia is fucking Elira?

All for me.

>>91991207
>came her and watched her
What is "here?" This purity test doesn't even make sense. Why would I post about her in this thread if she wasn't in it. I ditched her before she joined Phase, correct.

>>91991326
I'd swear that's why Firefox has been dogshit for live youtube streams for years now.

>>91991204
if Likers don't get their gay christmas carols they start raping

So I was looking through Editbug's submissions, and uh... why is there a Star of David here?

>>91991069
>>91991159
>normally they shit in the sandwich
>but if you have the secret code they don't shit in your sandwich
maybe they just shouldn't shit in the sandwich? fucking corpo bootlickers.

DIZZY AND HIME WILL MAKE OUT ON STREAM

>>91991256
How can I compete with dragon dick?

>Lia's gayshit carols are kinda more fun than the official thing
wao

Dizzy.....

>>91991433
firefox is owned by google
despite being "independent" something like 90% of the mozilla foundation's money comes from alphabet corp

>>91991419
Garbled response lol
You're embarrassing, don't speak.

Lia can't sing still

Phasers are the best livers.
Airi thread!!

>>91991433
The most annoying is getting the google video script from cytube working on it. I usually use Brave for that specifically, because it breaks.

>>91991469
thats michiru...
the jps see that symbol and think demonic magic

>>91991433
Yeah. I switched to firefox during the first round of adblock fuckery but it eats memory and CPU like hell.
Some anon here gave me the advice to install hyperchat, and it kinda helps.

>>91991493
Holy fucking tardrage

>>91991469
Newfag.

Sex bear singing

>>91991493
If you already have the script, then you wouldn't even know rewind was disabled in the first place. So do you have it or not, dipshit?

>>91991469
The hexagram is the symbol for the macrocosm.

>>91991469
Were you under the impression literally everything isn't co-owned by Blackrock? Even the tree.

Why is rewind disabled

>>91991522
>firefox is owned by google
Wrong. They just get money from Google, so Google Search remains the default on Firefox

>>91991576
That's it? Thanks for your concession, failed stalker.

Are we gonna get a sequel?

>>91991612
I'm listening

Uruka... c-cute????

>>91991615
why are you defending it, faggot? go back to moderating discord.

>>91991659
they're not independent just because they claim to be on the legal forms
they're fucking liars

>>91991694
Unfortunately.

>>91991684
Don't flatter yourself newfag, you don't have anything to stalk.

>>91991598
I thought you were crazy until you said chat. Yeah, chat specifically is better in chrome-likes. The actual youtube is lighter weight after blocking.

>>91991690
Lmao

>>91991696
I don't need to defend it because it doesn't affect me. Now answer the question.

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

>>91991615
I have to agree here, what's wrong with talking about the issue itself rather than whether or not he can solve it? Why does that confuse you and why are you angry?

Women shouldn't be allowed on 4chan

Great performance Uruka

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1734824723344592.mp4
Why are capipi's like this bros?

>>91991638
fishman is retarded

>>91991754
Keep saying it, like your own personal mantra.

>>91991799
Does any board have even slightly normal femanons kek

do NOT repost this
you are not allowed to right click and select save as
reposting this is ART RAPE

>>91990457
>>91990675
>>91990912
She won’t fuck you, stop being a white knighting simp.
>>91991207
>came her
I’m sure they did anon, i’m sure they did.

>>91991690

>>91991794
Why talk about issues that have already been solved?

>>91991842
Ironic.

>>91991745
They are. They just got loads of free cash cause Google is paranoid.

Hime sounds like she's peaking

Is Lia retarded?

>>91991887
ok

>>91991690
Hannukah is over, jew. You shouldn't be posting on your sabbath

>>91991907
Delayed learning or autism spectrum?

>>91991887
Spiritual jannies grasp every splinter of status they think they have, let them be.

>>91991887
>wojak

>v4 concert at 2.2k
It's so over...

would you drink it so that she can phase in /pcg/?

>>91991938
Hime is always peak

>>91991779
you are defending it right now. do you think having rewind disabled is a good or bad thing?

>Ham + Bear + Borger
>Actually fantastic synergy
Huh.

>>91991887
>white knighting simp.
because i said everyone hates you?

>>91991913
Retard

>>91992033
yes

>>91992038
Rewind isn't disabled for me.

That's right, I actually don't like Christmas

>>91992016
phase is dying there is no new inflow of audience and the ones already in are slowly but surely leaving

Why do they sound so good together?

>>91992033
>champagne and orange juice for $12

>>91991594
Funny, I'm American and I think the same thing.

>hina didnt sing the song
>thats why she got fired

man

Clara's karaoke cover of this is the most amazingly similar version without just straight up taking helium or using a voice changer

>>91992016
I blame Lia

>>91992042
Surprising combo, one I will wish again in the future

They can sound really nice if they try. Lovely.

>>91992054
>status testing
Not only a spiritual janny, but a spiritual women

>>91992033
Phase has a weight limit

>>91992033
>£12 for a orange juice
Wtf

>>91992042
>>91992119
>>91992148
>>91992147

Milli has been putting some GOOD fucking work in.

>>91992073
what would you feel like if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

>>91992042
hambearger

who let dizzy drive

CRAB

ewww its Shiina

>>91992033
Who is this tryard bro? Nijisanji, what is that?

>>91992160
what are you even talking about spastic

>plan
>count
come on now

>>91992038
>he's literally too stupid to install a script
I would honestly kill myself if I were as useless as you

Real OG Phase Weekly energy from the van

>>91992016
There was never a chance of competing with company fully backed by Brave in Japan.

Doesn't help that Pippa is nowhere in sight AS FUCKING USUAL.

>>91992264
It was her or Airi.

She is so damn cute, her voice is melting me

>>91992073
>for me
Rewind is disabled, full stop. You have modified the software to make it work. It's not subjective, rewind is disabled.

Crab

>>91992284
>>91992276
Why is my hand so small and feminine looking?

>>91992285
You literally called him unpopular

>>91992245
Need

I'm from Buenos Aires and I think Shiina SUCKS

Shiina cute!

>>91992337
Is he ok

let me know if saya pops up in the caroling thing

>>91992323
Why would Pippa get involved with a kareoke event when she can't sing?

>>91992308
i already told you that i have it nigger. you have no capacity for abstract thinking. do you or do you not think rewind should be enabled?

>>91992333
Skill issue. I bet you watch ads too.

whats with all the seething itt?

>>91992308
>defending usability shortcoming as a personal failing
Does Youtube cut you a check personally, or?

>>91991207
>came her

Eber...

>>91992358
and you think that's wrong? just look at the way he talks

>>91992415
lol
lmao

>>91992358
are you genuinely offended over a spiteful response

>>91992409
Yeah

Will Lumi, Pippa & Jelly show up. Also why is Lia streaming now....

>>91992439
Watching ads is the right thing to do.

>>91991906
She said this only after fans reacted poorly to the members vod and she swept it up, in terms of yabs, this is at-least top 5

>>91992471
>>91992512
Sorry ladies, ask your Dickscord to socially proof this guy before we should talk to him

I think I will just watch the christmas van without you guys
maybe you calm down later...

>>91992568
>Pippa
>Company event
LMAO

>>91992568
It's pre-recorded, only Rie and Dizzy are live. They'll all show up.

>>91992054
No, it’s because you beg on your knees for but a crumb of pussy.

>parasocial for your grandmother
Unironically how would that work?

>>91992428
Doing a fun thing with her fellow talents, same way Yuu and Pico do passion english.

Mems on the telly!

>>91992568
Because Lia hates Phase. Why do you think she has her own general?

Phase onahole on the telly

>Hime off her meds

y-yamero

shh, my wife is singing.

>>91992596
You're terrible at making rrats.

santa no ojiisan

>>91992432
>I-I-I totally have the script, I can just see the issue that doesn't exist and isn't visible when you have the script because I just can okay
Sure thing mr retard

Go Memory Go

Damn, Memory's kinda cute

Jelly is a piece of shit whore

>>91992439
I have also modified the software to make it work and disable ads. Youtube is still gay as fuck and has 15+ minute ads now on every other video. Honestly, how dumb are you that you think you uniquely and alone unlocked the secrets of adblock?

Memory cute
Memory singing not so cute

>>91992702
NO ANON DON'T EAT THAT CAKE. SHE PROBABLY MADE IT HERSELF

I REMEMBER NOW

Zesty poster doko?

>>91992616
i see
>>91992649
why does she hate phase

Wao

Crispiest of performances

>>91992649
Have you heard how she talks to likers? I'm not sure she likes them either.

MEMORY KAWAAAIIIIIII REROROREROERO

that was cute

>>91992636
Humiliating herself is funny to her

>>91992682
remember to change your smoke detector batteries so you don't annoy your neighbors in section 8.

I forgot Memory existed

What are memory's skills?

>>91992731
Not as dumb as you apparently, because I get ZERO ads.

>>91992619

>>91992823
Multilayered joke

>>91992605
is that what happened to you? not surprised girls wont talk to you

we'd be at 2.2k if lia wasn't streaming

WE GETTIN OUTTA DA CRISP WITH THIS ONE

>>91992678
It's not a rrat when the vods were saved, because rrats are by definition speculative theories without proof. This is like saying someone's a grifter just because you don't like them.

>>91992628
>Grandmother forever quarantined
>Can only speak to her via video call…or stream
>Grandma starts streaming for you regularly and talks your ear off for like an hour 5 days a week
You are now parasocial for your grandma

>>91992845
five-star Michelin chef

>>91992845
Fairy onahole, next question

new Invader will sing soon

ENTER

the v4 models and tracking are really good

>Amy sings a fucking spongebob song

I don’t even know who’s baiting who anymore?

Who is this girl?

>>91992551

>>91992862
Reading comprehension. I also get zero ads. What's with this main character mentality? You're like a little kid.

>>91992889
You've been downgraded to abysmal at rratcrafting.

Not a single good song yet

>>91992946
she literally has a name tag

Wait what? Eimi can pull those notes!?

>>91992933
You just know someone's gonna sing a Nightmare Before Christmas song.

>>91993012
Didn't see it

emburger!

>>91992977
>I also get zero ads
>has 15+ minute ads now on every other video
I'm quoting you btw.

>>91993038
>Wait what? Eimi can pull those notes!?
As expected from the 3rd best singer in the company.

Was Rie referencing the John Madden meme just now?

>>91992938
It is the same guy who has been shitting up the thread for probably a year at this point, usually he can get someone to argue with him.
Watch out for the signs. Various bait posts about a few specifc talents, calling people women as soon as they responds.

>>91992865
>>91992870
Too bad your oshi has a DIRTY PUSSY!

Eber cute!

What's your favorite Christmas song /pcg/?

What a cute whore

Cute hag, the van is a food truck?

>>91993106
Sound doko?

>THE FUCKING FIRE ALARM CHIRP IN THE BGM
EMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

And she’s gone…

>>91993115
he's just lonely

>CHIRP

EMBER COME BACK

>>91993162
I guess 'God Rest You Merry, Gentlemen'

Man, Muyu is the most precious thing in the world. She would have been able to fix me if I wasn't so far gone.

shh, my daughterwife is singing

>>91993206
>>91993210

WEMI

>>91993162
Jussi Björling - O Helga Natt (O Holy Night)

CAN SOMEONE GET EMBER SOME BATTERIES

>>91993162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V9Q5V0UwlM&t=31

>>91993205
i fucked up

>>91992996
They can only sing kiked "christmas" songs that don't mention Jesus. No Hark the Herald Angels Sing, no Come All Ye Faithful, no O' Holy Night.

woah the new green invader is cute

>>91993115
>calling people women as soon as they responds
>they responds

>>91993100
Youtube still has them even if I never get them. Do you not understand this concept...? This is 100% your fault for not understanding, and I'm sure you get that a lot. You need help.

How is Remi still alive?

Watch Wemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx3P8B6f30s

Remi cute!

My daughterwife is the cutest at the elementary school's yearly Christmas play

>>91993365
What is she singing?

>>91993340
lol

If you're using ublock, then go into settings and disable the 'quick-fixes' filter for now. That got rid of the new Youtube fuckery for me. I saw it on reddit, but it works.

>>91993340
This aged like milk.

I have urge to protect

it's like watching your daughter perform at the school christmas concert

my beloved

>>91993397
Silent Night

>>91993162
probably silent night if i had to pick one

Wemi sounds like dying man last breath, but its cute

>>91993397
Stile nacht, heilige nacht

CHRIST IS KING

>>91993340
Eat your words your fucking stupid nigger. Kill yourself.

How butthurt is Jelly about all this christfaggotry?

>>91993162
Little saint nick

>>91993340
Instant loss is so hot...

>>91993484
See >>91993485

>>91993340
get fucked lmao

wait can't wemi speak german? she could've sung it in krautspeak

Wemi singing about #1 Phase Friend Jesus

wemi is going to go to heaven
doremus will still go to hell for their sin of lust unfortunately

>>91993312

>>91993340
NAKED DOGEZA NOW

>>91993485
Clenching her fedora and crying angry tears as we speak

>>91993520
not at all, this is christ connect

>>91993162

>>91993340
Somebody should make a soundpost with Wemi singing silent night with this post as the picture.

>>91993340
Lol, faggot.

Very wholesome.

>>91993520
jelly is christian

I am atheist, fuck this shit

>>91993665
STFU Clara.

>>91993162
O Come O Come Emmanuel
it's tone is interestingly different from others. hope suspended.

>>91993115
Looking extra fertile and breedable today femanon.

>>91993665
M'lady

>>91993665

>>91993665
get fucked lmao

why did they disable seeking? fuck you fishfag

>>91993520
She probably prefers it to the usual mudslime events

praise jesus

Michiru should stream after this

Wemi you have a real potential to sing in a chorus

>>91993665
I am this shit

>>91993665
Die

>>91993621
the blessed christmas tree that saved pee cee gee

>>91993665

HIME I CAN HELP YOU CHANGE

>2k ccv on your average every day Christmas karaoke
>V4 can only get 2k on a free 3d concert
Still on top

>WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT
cringe reference hime

>>91993649
>>91993643
>>91993548
>>91993525
>>91993485
>>91993432
>>91993415
This was a fluke, the fish kike let this slip through the cracks. Mark my words, Jesus will not be mentioned for the rest of the show.

>>91993621

Christ is King. Kill every Muslim subhuman. Merry Christmas.

>>91993726
They didn't, why don't you have the script installed that disables it fucking moron

>>91993162
King Wencelas. Pls no bully.

Mass is POO

ah ah ah Snow Halation...

>>91992845
Sucking cock probably

GET SNOW HALATED

Hina?

Holy fuck more idol shit!!!!!!

>>91993814
Bully? That shit is goated beyond belief