/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mastubate

Rape Marine.

>>91892047
Realize that I have some really big boobies

>>91892059
this but Infront of the mirror no need to porn/hentai when i can just be naked in the mirror and get off

>>91892128
I mean I thought that was a given. Although do you think she has toys in her room?

>>91892223
most women do but like idk if id be willing to use anything other then a vibrator since im still dude i dont want to be dealing with a dildo

>>91892047
Spend the next couple of weeks masturbating
Try to get Marine to rat my out once I'm done

I'm gonna fuck Nene-chi and cure her depression.

>>91892110
Pretty sure Marine would be down for Lamy finally snapping and going after her and beating her ass like a drum again.
After all Lamy's an admitted S and Marine is very much a M

>>91892124
proof?

>>91892593

>>91892568
Pretty sure Nene would probably pounce on you if you took off your tits and let her grope you.
After all Nene's kinda like a teenage boy.
Show her big fat elf tits tits and a shake or two and she'll be just begging to get in your panties.

>>91892047
Proceed to make a shit ton of money selling my used panties to desperate ojisans

>>91892616
tassive mits sister

>>91892817

>>91892616
>>91892840
wow!

>>91892059
fpbp

>>91892871
Remember they're still growing

Answer the eternal question.
Can you get off from ear stimulation alone? I mean Elves are always seen pretty much having orgasms from getting their ears touched right?

>>91894583
people have gotten off with to literally just thoughts with no stimulation so sure why not

>>91894583
eargasms are a thing, yes

>>91892047
YWNBAWamy.

>>91892047
get drunk

>>91894669
So is there any part of an elf that's not hopelessly erotic?

>>91892047
Myself.

Get Drunk!

>>91892047
I must still be drunk.

>>91892047
Get on the treadmill,
Begin to collect and bottle Wamy Water.
Frantically masturbate in the shower

>>91892110
Why not do that to Botan. After all Lamy is a S and Botan is a M

>>91896807
Get back to drinking!

I mean is there any downside to being Lamy?
Going to live for centuries longer. Cute, funny, made of pure sex. Have coworkers who are lusting after you and might already be FWB with too

>>91892047
Go around and heck on janitors

>>91892059
You took the word right out of my mouth

>>91892047
Fart ASMR.

Proceed to pleasure myself

Get Lui to come over and get drunk and have sex with her. After all a drunk Lui is very much open to having sex with Lamy. She did openly grope and play with her nipples on stream

>>91904594
you cant just say that and not link proof anon

>>91892047
I already see this when I look in the mirror...

>>91904594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000Nm0IeAwY

>>91905482
Meant >>91906738 for >>91905482 Lui's a horny drunk and Lamy might be one too...

Throw away meds

>>91906881
You have to keep taking your meds Lamy!

>>91892573
>>91898013
>Lamy is an S
So Ramy would be into soft femdom?
She would actually get off to giving me nursing handjobs..?

>>91906997
I mean she's in control. Might scold you and maybe give you a spanking if you blow your load and make a mess over her clothes.
Remember she's a TROUBLESOME woman, you're going to have to return the favor sooner than later

>>91907049
God this troublesome woman and the things she does to me...
Yeah i'll take a spanking from wamy

>>91907106
Just don't ask questions about things you may not want answers too

>>91892047
ywnbl

>>91907106
Remember even if you're on top she's going to be troublesome. And remember she's probably in better shape than you. She may turn the tables when bored. Just hope she doesn't lend you out to her sister.

Even for Lamy her sister is extremely troublesome

>>91892110
A solid choice.

>>91892047
Consider if it's racist or not to openly wonder if Botan has just her two ears or if she's one of those weird things with four ears
Also practice ear wiggles

>>91892047
I always wondered: If you swapped bodies or minds, would you also get a person's addictions? like do you also get Lamy's alcoholism?

>>91892047
sexually harass my wife

Today I will remind them

>>91908004
She might be in better shape in terms of cardio, but i doubt she is stronger and i try to do 20 min of cardio 5 days a week.
But knowing how troublesome she is I'd give Lamy a full day to be as troublesome as she wants and I meet all her demands so she knows I love her
>Even for Lamy her sister is extremely troublesome
I-I'd only comfort her if Lamy forced me to during her troublesome episodes

I'd find Kanata and make her motorboat my huge titties, suck on my nipples and let her sleep between them.

>>91892047
Take off the cosplay that I accidentally slept in.

>>91910942
But that is my wife

>NOW!

>>91907824
YWABAL

>>91892047
Find everyone else who's become, eat them and increase my power

>>91915294
But why can't I go to the Lamy Ward?

>>91892059

>>91915294
Yes Lamy!

>>91892047
Have sex with all my fans. Breasts, ass, pussy, whatever they desire.

>>91922494
i want to call that gay but idk for this

So in one of the previous threads I was thinking of trying to make Lamy with the new BP outfits in Pokemon Unite (the three color options shown), but right now there's another mini pass going on at the same time (it's a Tencent mobile game, there's always some kind of scam going on) and, the hair in the outfit seems to literally be Lamy minus the ahoge.

>>91892047
Stream that flash bartender game

>>91892047
Find myself
Then have sex

>>91892047

I feel troublesome

>>91926622
Why that one specifically? And would you have access to Lamy's accounts or would you just be doing it wherever?

>>91913491
OUR Wife

>>91929822
It's the game of my childhood
I'd stream it wherever, voice is recognizable anyway

>>91892047
I was going to make a Nelo Angelo joke, but the first encounter's cutscene is actually way less interesting and distinct than I remembered it being.

>>91925123
Ew, why'd you make her brown? She doesn't work in Pattaya.

>>91934217 Because I'm always brown and I'm not paying to change it just for a screenshot.
Not literally supposed to be Lamy yet, and it also helps show what's part of the outfit or not like the weird fingerless gloves on an outfit literally called the Warm Set, if they were going for fully covered Lamy.
Though I'd be brown Lamy or Cookieswirlc with the bottom right outfit anyway.

The point was more that it does really seem like the just took the design sheet of Lamy and split it up into two outfits. Even with the top design of the dress, with the gem instead of the bow, the hairpin vs flower.
But especially the design of the hair with the way it's braided on the back.

>>91929818

>>91938378

>>91892047
>What do?
Ignore after giving her booze

>>91930220
Lamy is Nene's husband!

>>91943353
Nene...

Do you think one day Lamy will get some cursed AI audio of her own?

>>91948641
Explain

>>91943353
Everyone is Nene's Husband though

>>91950796
QED everyone is Lamy?

>>91951245
But Koyori did QED

>>91948641

Speaking of AI, anybody got the link to the become song and image from vtai? I can't seem to find it. Not even the YouTube reupload.

>>91953532
Not Lamy or something else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh-69APxEP8
Since this is Not Lamy

>>91954134
Ah, it was from numbers, no wonder I couldn't find it. Thanks.

>>91954323
It's sorta related to this but I STILL don't fully understand WTF it's about as I've seen the original copy pasta and it's just kinda jibberish to me. I'm not a math major after all

>>91907824
>>91916627
LIES!
YOU VILL /become/!!!

>>91954506
It's not math but rather a reference to the "The Missile Knows Where It Is".
https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-missile-knows-where-it-is
That's a pretty old dead description but it has the full passage the meme spawned from, and which Not Lamy took to make it full length song, since a lot of remixes I see only use the section from the video I linked.

>>91954506
By original copy pasta you mean this right?
https://youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ

>>91955054
That's a new one, for me at least. Did you gen this yourself or did it also come from another thread?

autogynephiliac general

>>91892047
I don't drink alcohol, and I never will. Will I start going through withdrawals if I'm Lamy?

>>91955054
So the dude fuses with his stand to become Lamy? What if I don't have a stand?

>>91955054
This looks uncanny valley as fuck

>>91962454
DON'T DRINK IT
DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID