/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

this one

Its almost Christmas!

>two threads

>>91793284
Already, oh fuck

Can you guys get your shit together?

I'm still fucking pissed at having missed out on buying the new booster set for the HoloTCG and not getting my Mori oshi card
The official site lied to my face about this shit

>>91793426
In our defense one of those is a blatant troll

>>91793223
Previous thread: >>91717462

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/@moricalliope
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y2cz4jT7K0
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arB_Her8-dI

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (July 20, 2022) EP: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
Sinderella (December 16, 2022) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_sdl_ec
JIGOKU 6 (August 18, 2023) EP: https://lnk.to/mc_jigoku6
Phantomime (August 16, 2024) LP: https://lnk.to/mc_pt_ec
//// Stream B級: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7aXwaa9mQ

//// Mori Store: https://shop.moricalliopeofficial.com/

//// LIVE SHOW
Mori Calliope 2nd Concert “GriMoire”
February 26, 2025 @ Hollywood Palladium, Los Angeles
Capacity: 4,000
https://grimoire.hololivepro.com/
//// Live archive: https://rentry.org/3zf6w

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>91793472
the mogojan one?

>>91793426
Thats a nice Mocojoe
All natural Mococo beans from the upper slopes of Mt. Nicaragua, no artificial sweeteners!

>>91793493
I appreciate you copying my mistake too

>three threads

>>91793493
Reminder to keep brainstorming ideas for the 2025 Mori bday project
Last thread somebody suggested a sleeping app

A fourth thread has hit the catalog

>>91793284
last Morpmas I gave you my meeps but the very next day you prrroinked them away. this year to save me from nyooms I'll give them to someone smarticle!

>3 threads
O-ogey

>slides into your oshi's dm

Oh, did she postpone the PoE2 stream?

>>91794190
I would like to sit on the Gigi Murin chair while Gigi fucks my oshi

Deadbeats

>>91794632
jork it now

>>91794404
>not even showing up on holodex
Huh. Guessing it wasn't meant to be today maybe?

>>91794813
No it was scheduled for today and put the frame up like pretty late around 16th but she some point between last night and this morning I guess she privated it and replaced with the card pack opening stream

>>91794404
>>91794813
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1869375758910808562
You should always check Twitter before 4chan as a rule of thumb

remember to love your Mori

Deadbeats, wasn't Donmai the song who was going to get an animated MV like Go Getters? I remember her say that the comission funds were going to two songs

>>91795001
nahone, I don't think I was awake when she posted this
>>91795451
ESL-chama...

>>91795399
Mori in fancy/expensive underwear. Gotta treat herself! (And me)

>>91793426
Oh idk he still spamming his retarded shitpost. Poor little pathetic faggot

I'm gonna squeeb when she goes on break
and so will she

>>91793223
is there perhaps a cover of the thing
is that something i missed

>>91796229
>is there perhaps a cover of the thing
>is that something i missed
Can you repeat the question?

>>91796497
you're not the boss of me now

I like Mori's hefty breasts

>>91796863
I want her to drop them on my face, breaking my skull in the process

>>91796863
I want her to rest them on my head while I sleep

>>91793223
Great news, deadbraps. My wife ordered her Cali Moriope cosplay and has agreed to act out the scenario where I, Mori's assistant, have to help her masturbate before the concert.

>>91796229
Yes, in 5 hours or so

>>91797756
Sounds hot let us know how it goes

When Ina described Mori as soft, I like to imagine she was talking about her boobs

>>91798420
she maybe soft but she makes my pp hard

https://twitter.com/NoaQi77/status/1869244412884390118

Ririsya can be in your room
https://x.com/Ririsya_music/status/1869242085389549624

>>91799610
What a menace

I found myself returning to skeletons more and more often than other Phanto songs
I'd still call Last Days my fav, but this one feels the best for like, casual background listening/vibing

>>91797926
Yeah, my friend was security for Mori at a con once, and all I could think was "God, what if she ordered you to jerk her off?"

thinking about morpin my meep

>>91800508
Oh it's you again
Thanks for unknowingly feeding into my fetishes

>>91799610
Look at Ghosty being a good boy

>>91800639
I told my friend about the Mori fantasy and he just said "No, that's never happened with a client."

Yeah, but wouldn't it be cool??

>>91800508
>>91800639
>>91801393
wtf, take your cuck fetish somewhere else

>>91800508
>>91800639
>>91801393
Yeah I agree >>91801549 with, fuck off to /trash/ or /soc/ or some shit with this trash

Sex with Gigi murin's spats

Thinking of pounding Mori butt

>>91801549
Oh, so you wouldn't help Mori rub one out if she asked? What a crappy fan.

>>91801549
Ain't you supposed to self insert in a story like that?

>>91802255
some people are so psychically damaged by just the idea of being cucked that they already place themselves in the corner mentally

>>91802197
>>91802255
>>91802369
kys vermin

>>91796863
I want to be her child so she can breastfeed me with them and raise me

>>91801393
It would be really hot
Mori ordering you to become her sex toy... Pulling you in so close to her so that she can grind her wet cunt against your face... Just to satisfy herself once before a concert and then she forgets you... Uwaaa

What would you do if Mori took on the head coach job for the Dallas Cowboys?

What if Mori pulls a signed Suisei out of the 5 boxes of the first set she has left?

>>91804579
I dont think she has enough gacha luck for that

>>91804579
We will hear some ungodly sounds come out of her.

>>91804579
Morigasm

>no the kino intro

>Mori getting blitzed on Wild Turkey

>she been hitting the bottle again
welp

proink proink proink proink get tickets

Man her tits are huge!

WOOO DAYTIME DRINKING

Night Train sponsorship when?

>daytime drinking
guess she fell off the wagon again

she blew us a kiss and drove drunk that night

>>91805066
>>91805094
>>91805229
>>91805321
its straight from the source

>91805321
>91805094
Here's your SEAtard block list

Guess I'll stick to global since I know this annoying fuck is going to be spamming all stream.

Should Mori be showing this on stream?

>>91805342
I would prefer Peko mama juice

>>91805454
What, the Miku mat?

>>91805454
Is that L2D app?
Neat

>>91805454
KEK

>>91805454
I thought it was her reflection but that's her iphone kek

>faggots in chat trying to tell her about it

>>91805454
You ruined it...........

>>91805600
>>91805622
Too bad, but no reflection tab for yo

Can't she just sign her own card?

>>91805986
it's not the same as hitting that gacha jackpot

>>91805986
Yea but it's not quite the same ya know?
It's like when people auction off a ball that was hit into the stands during a baseball game
Sure you could just take a ball and ask a player to sign it, but it's not the same as catching a homerun ball they hit into the stands

You're an old fuck if you played Magic in 1993

JESAS!!! The ages in chat...deadbeats are old

I remember being 35.

God I can't wait for hag mori

>>91806485
she's getting there

Mori had the cheeseburger shits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqBg6SvqimA
Happy Morpmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyNwiA5um8
3D CHRISTMAS OUTFITS!

>Mentally affected by Maccas

>>91806519
she'll hit peak sex appeal when that happens

>casual friends
hmmmmmmmm

>>91806729
sadly they're not her hardcore ranked friends

MORI BE MORE POSITIVE

You're still being a doomer Mori

i want to hold her so bad

aww
I'm happy that her team's got her back

maybe try doing the next concert in Japan you doofus and you'll see shit selling out on the fly

>>91806703
They've had those. 3D everyone can use those

this bitch needs a therapist bad

>>91806917
EN hasn't

I pray every person that works for ticketmaster gets anal fistulas and dies

>>91806962
That's what the booze is for.

lmao is her team is on crack? she doesn't have that reach in the states, she doesn't even make music in english.

>>91806991
Do you think the program cares which language they speak?

>>91807002
what about the custodial staff

>Andorra is a dead head
based

>>91807034
NTA but they literally couldn't use those

>2070 we'll see a gilf Mori performing
based can't wait

>>91807129
They could. Nerissa is using part of it right now you dumbass.

>>91807028
How would you know, you live in Jakarta

>>91807166
*NOW they can, but they couldn't in 2021, or 2022 or 2023, which what we're trying to tell your ass lol

>>91807166
Yeah I'm sure every single member of EN just decided to never use the rest before. You're retarded it you think a hat or a beard is the same as an outfit for the body.

>>91807304
You're a dumbass. They could have.
>>91807312
You don't use it except during this time of year.

>>91807059
Do they even HAVE custodial staff?

>>91807253
and you live in fantasy land if you think she has enough influence for Madison sqare

>>91807362
>They could have.
Yes, they could have which why nobody used until this year, yeah? dumbass kek

>>91807362
So why did no one in EN ever use it before this year?

>>91807416
That's not at all how technology works.

having merch at the concert would be TOO smart

>>91807444
Why you engaging with an obvious troll?

>>91807444
>>91807416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-aa63OO50
They have you retards.

>>91807374
not anymore, they all died of anal fistulas

>>91807406
It's about having a positive attitude, debbie

Really? Not the guy playing dumb?

>>91807525
>They have you
Outfit doko?

>>91807406
At least I can drink the water here :)

>[Deleted]
its that time again

>>91807525
You think the santa beard is the outfit? you fucking retarded?

>>91807629
It's all apart of the same thing. They're generic outfit sets and accessories.

>>91807687
You fucking retarded? No it is not.

>>91807724
They literally are generic sets.

>>91807687
>It's all apart of the same thing.
No it's not lol
Just take the L dumbass, if they could've always used it, they wouldn't dedicate an entire stream the idea

>>91807774
You fucking retarded? No it is not.

>>91807806
That's not what the subject of the stream is though.

>>91807809
They're generic outfits like the swimsuits.

Why are we discussing santa outfits? They are not even that sexy

>>91807809
they're generic in the same sense the idol outfits and santa costumes are, so probably with slight variance per branch and per talent

>>91807941
Yes that's why biboo was complaining she can't use the swimsuit outfit. retard lmao

>>91808031
She doesn't have her own. Those are colored per Holo.

Mori's love language is sending you weird old memes.

>>91807952
speak for yourself debbie

>>91808093
>Gets sent dickbutt

>>91808093
Checks out

I think we should stop recommending The Substance to Mori until she gets over this weird thing shes on

>>91808164
putting IRyS in a Santa outfit is a humiliation ritual

>>91808164
That's not fair. IRyS is sexy in anything, also in nothing.

>>91808424
that's what makes it hot

the swimsuits and santa outfits are "generic" but that doesn't mean the lazy shitheads at cover have spent the 10 minutes to attach holoen heads to appropriate bodies

>>91808477
Now make Mori wear a sexy dragon outfit.

>>91808544
hm?

>>91808333
>Mori until she gets over this weird thing shes on
????

>because [me and Reine] are sleeping in the same bed
deadbeaks...

>>91808669
the whole aging rapidly thing

https://x.com/hololivetv/status/1869563305406185583
Holy shit yes

>wants children/grandchildren
>lives in the country with the second worst birthrates in the world
Mori....

>>91809134
That's where I come in

>>91809134
Me and Mori will save Japan.

>"Imagine have a chest that big"
You're pretty close, Mori

https://x.com/yukiyasa1

>>91809316
Someone in chat said she doesn't have to imagine and she responded with "yeah maybe". We both know their sizes on their own but never next to each other so maybe that was a bit of a confirmation they are pretty damn close in size.

>>91809481
true

hot

Pulled another Mori!

I think Mori should fill the ASMR void Fauna's departure will leave in January

>>91810547
is she the only one that does them besides Fauna?

>>91810612
Not the only one, I just thought of it because she mentioned she had an ASMR stream in the works

>>91810612
basically.

>>91810612
Basically, I think nerissa did some for members but some jailbirds say it's a hit or miss. I think cc mention asmr but i don't know

You won't last 5 minutes meeping this morp

Morts...

>>91810612
Basically yeah
A couple other ENs have attempted them but they're usually just one-offs that they never do again

Grandma Mori...

I hope that means Grandpa is okay.

>>91810612
Kronii is testing it out in her members this week

Ok debbies I'm on my phone give me webms of Mori's big breasts

>>91811621

Her fingers looked like thighs on the card there for a second

>elden john

>Mori enjoys label life because team Mori is ostensibly just a there to give her positive reinforcement

>>91812819

I love your Mori, and your Mori's feet!

mori will never be fixed...does she needs 4 more cats?

>"maybe she just likes the song"
You are her oshi, you stupid insecure girl!

It just occurred to me Suzy might've used the chorus from DoA as insipo for Bidibidi lol

>>91813257
Suisei only sang the song

Fatass hands

>>91813378
On my neck

Mori should become a covert sadist

>>91813366
No I'm saying she might've used the scat-singing in the chorus of Dead on Arrival and tried herself with Bidibidi, because she seemed like that song

>>91813378
imagine the handjobs

>>91813378
Post your hands, obviously they must be super beautiful

You know what they say about girls with white Santa suits?

>finally
uh bros i thought they already had the santa outfit????

her voice is getting flirty again

Mori should make a new years resolution to stop the doomer talk on stream

>>91814297
but then she would just do it off stream to herself with no one to tell her she's wrong

>>91814297
Talking about it on stream is how she stops herself from dooming when she's off stream

mori should collab with post malone and play hunt showdown during post malone's murder circus

senchou!

Cool full art

She really needs to stop talking about having kids

>>91814673
yeah, that's our private talk

>>91814673
Sorry you can't handle me

Mori, I think that might just be the MOST basic advise you could give anyone lmao

>>91814988
She just wants a cool beauty that doesn't exist

>>91814673
hey man that womb is a ticking time bomb

>>91814988
You say that but do you have any idea how many people just copy what the other popular people are doing hoping it'll work for them?

>>91815201
I want it to explode

>>91814213
She's thinking about me

>>91813195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI9Q0l8k4sI
she's been a fan of DOA since NUO

Guys, I think Calli just returns the cards back to Weiss

Mori thinking about loudly going
>I'M CUMMING
>YOUR COCK FEELS SO GOOD
like in her favorite doujinshi

>Big surprises
I wonder what it could be?

>>91815899
Me
The surprise is "big" cause I gained about 10 pounds since November

>>91815899
Her big fat hung girl cock

>>91815983
Lil Fatfuck Lord...

>>91815983
fat FUCK

>>91815985
Few can handle the Calliopenis

>>91815899
Didn't she reveal the anime ED around late February, so hopefully the Gachiakuta OP

Mori is slurping MY energy

What was her total haul?

no thanks Mori

>>91816243
Awww!

>>91816193
I wrote this

>>91816243
Mori's gonna die when she checks twitter

>>91816243
Based Suzy, I think it should've gotten an MV as well

>>91814673
The way she's been talking about it more often lately sounds like she already has someone in mind

>>91814988
Do you know how many girls tried to do Loli in an aquatic hoodie after Gura?

>>91816252
neck yourselves subhuman

>>91816243
lmao Mori really needs to realize she hasn't changed in Suisei's eyes even though she blew up herself with Bibbidiba.

Damn that was kind

>>91816369
I'll send postcards

>>91816387
BIBBIDI BABIDI AKBAR

>>91816369
Yeah, me

>>91816376
>you now remember Niji asking for twins to apply after FuwaMoco blew up

I genuinely do wonder what Fauna would even be able to do with 1 mil subs now that they're like 1 month> away from her graduation date

>>91816646
Probably nothing

>>91815899
Her last sololive

>>91814297
I think she really should stick it to members at the very least AND NOT FUCKING BRING IT UP WHILE COLLABING HOLY SHIT, that one needs to stop ASAP

>>91816646
donate her wish to someone else

>>91816646
not much, but the golden plaque will be a cute memory, and you know Mori is sentimental like that

oh i like this voice

Damn she sounds nice here

This is an extremely low effort MV they really rushed this out the door

>>91817188
It's a cover MV.

https://x.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1869590916635529681?s=46
Wish we'd seen her reaction on stream.

>>91817255
I sent a chat message about it hoping she would check lmao.

>>91817295
what did she mean by this

Great cover Mori

>>91793589
That Fwawa is conspiratorial as FUWACK

Songs this really make me want to her try to venture more into R&B instead of Rock cause her voice in this registry fits the vibes so fucking well

>>91817301
a couple people tried, but I'm sure it'll make the rest of her day

No reply yet but she retweeted

>>91817337
He's mentioned in the lyrics.

/uuu/'s immediate response to this >>91816682 was pretty funny

>>91817469
She can do both. She has a voice for rock as well.

>>91817518
Exactly the affirmation she needed after airing her self doubts. Suzy the MVP for real

>>91817518
Expect to hear Dead on Arrival in the next 5 karaokes kek

>>91817469
Morb just needs to settle on being a forever experimental artist. Her fucking rap/rock EP and album isn't even full of rap/rock

>>91817633
>Those replies
Based Sappos lmao

>>91805454
The numbers 0 and 1? What about 'em?

They’re making Mori now on Raora/Biboo’s collab stream

cookieope

That cover was really damn good and makes me realize I really haven’t watched Dandadan yet.

>deadbeats born in 1994

>>91818323
I still need to watch Call of the Night...

>>91818014
Mori should head over and have sex with both of them

>>91818421
She should start a POE2 stream in 2 hours.

>>91818383
tfw born 1993

>>91818697
OLD
same

>>91818697
kek same

>>91818697
>>91818808
>>91818899
Fuckin' babies. born in 1989

>>91819056
Taylor Swift is that you?

'91 beats best beats

(´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

>>91818697
2 years earlier here, nigga

https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1869598417007395273

https://twitter.com/chimenko/status/1869597889477161325

>>91819433
Cute
>>91819440
Kek

>>91818063
quuuute

Mori was in Raora/biboos chat near the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJD4-kDLPM
lol Mori just unlisted the POE2 stream. Why doesn't she just make a new frame? reusing super old frames is what makes streams not appear in sub boxes sometimes.

>>91819908
>still has it set for 5 hours ago
kek

Mori bombing the comment section again

>>91818383
Tfw when born in 91

>>91820502
Aiiiieeeeeeee!

>>91819908
I dunno, I assume she either does know that or maybe deleting the previous frame may delete the superchat data and she wants to actually read those message (never used YT so idk if thats how it works)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZoyCSffM7I
After Liz's unakara today I really wanna see Mori sing this on her next one

>>91821057
Doesn't that superchat website archive all that? That was the entire point why it was created.

I imagine Mori is probably part of CC stream tomorrow in some small way

>>91821798
You mean in two days?

>>91821798
She is in the thumbnail so yeah.

>>91821877
Just hit midnight for me :)

>>91819056
how do you do fellow youth

>>91817633
You and them shouldn't give the troll the attention he craves.

>>91817640
Suzy unfathomably based, I've always thought DoA was one of Mori's best because her voice is mixed so cleanly

Suisei should violently hug Mori and tell her she's doing great

Mori should violently hug me and tell me I'm doing great

Suisei and Mori should just hug me...

I could get her head on straight.

>that dream
Mowi...

>That second dream
Kek Mowi

Just caught up on everything, I find it hilarious that she did all that worrying and putting herself down during the stream just for the timing of her oshi to go "I love this girl's music" kek

got my Mori heart, later virgins B)

>>91825856
You're getting virgins later?

>>91826402
He converted to Islam, so yes