/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

tenmaballs

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Fields Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

Hag sex

>>91766031
shake that ass for me boy

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

[Lia News] We gooning, obey the cum schedule

>>91766031
>>91766130

Sex with Pankophiles

I'm dumb as fuck, is this saying every hour is a new goal if the previous goal is met?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z215oZuhKgk

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 38

would you date pippa

Bozos

Don't worry about your age, guys. You're not women.

https://poal.me/4pfvk1
https://poal.me/4pfvk1

>>91766182
pump and dump only

>>91766182
no

>>91766160
I have nothing to do with that.

>>91766182
Ye. I would love to go to a museum or zoo with her.

>>91766169
This is genuinely a shit list of rewards for a donothon

>>91766202
Why are you the way that you are?

Nobody here is actually above the age of like 25 right? This is a hobby for teenagers and college aged people, not old men who should be having kids.

>>91766031
NOW (Literally right now)
Ashelia 'Lia' Rinkou (05:30UTC | LIVE | FFXIV)
https://www.twitch.tv/asheliarinkou

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 4h15m | An RPG with Too Many Spoilers 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Be78JlByss

Notes:
>Muyu is guerrilla schedule until her throat recovers
>Clara is guerrilla schedule for the month
>Maid Café schedule https://files.catbox.moe/2rrqxg.jpg
>Phase is currently running an Advent Calendar https://phase-connect.com/holiday-advent-calendar/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Uruka, Shiina, Remi, Panko, Airi, Saya, Hina, Eimi, Loki & Yuu

>>91766202
you never said what you used last time for the split vote

>>91766182
Only if she defeated me in sword fight first

>>91766241
I'm 26 which is basically the same thing.

>>91766241
I'm not old, I'm only 34

>>91766241
College age is literally any age tho

>>91766241
Hey, I've got 5 years before you can call me an old man

>>91766256
used both

>>91766223
wouldn't date Pippa but a museum date with her does sound great as long as she doesn't defend any modernist art tropes

>>91766031
>>91766242

>>91766241
Men can't have kids, dummy.

>>91766202
i fucking knew it

>>91766241
some of you will probably still watch vtubers when your in hospice

Imagine post stream sex with pippa

>>91766222
You tempted him.

>>91766241
Older guys are Airi's primary audience.

>>91766241
>27 soon
>my oshi is the closest I'll ever get to a woman
I just don't have that option bro

>>91766324
Rape apologists?
In this thread?!

>>91766317
>50 year membership
>PIppa still hasn't updated it the badge past 2 years
Sounds about right

>>91766241
Im 23 THOUGH
>>91766285
How old are you

>>91766364
45

>>91766241
I am almost 40 but I'm in med school currently. There are plenty of other dudes not far from my age.

finna groom lia

>>91766361
you were kinda asking for it man

>>91766361
I would never apologize for rape.

>>91766375
>>91766377
Hory shet.

Young people can be smart but have zero wisdom. But they don't know that yet. Have coffee, eat spaghetti, and watch the trees blow in the wind.

>>91766241
i'm a lonely dirty old man ;;

>>91766362
>49 year Membership
>People with 50 year membership will still be sucking each other off in the superchats

>>91766354
I just go to soaplands and "massages" since I can't seem to find a gf. Vtubers are my emotional fulfillment, I've got the physical part covered.

>>91766375
woah, my father is younger than you

>>91766409
proof?

Any young 18 year old want to marry a 30 something ojisan?

>>91766407
You'll reach our age and think it's wierd that you're called old because you don't feel old at all.

>>91766375
a bit younger than you but in the same range

>>91766241
WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>91766413
Funny you say this because it's mostly the Year 2 newfags that do that. The ones who did that in year 1 have mostly faded into the ether

2025 is going to be my year

>>91766413
Lmao

>>91766241
I don't think people make vtubing companies just to target poor 20 year olds

>>91766241
>This is a hobby for [age demographic with no money]
>not [age demographic with lots of money that they are willing to throw away to feel wanted]
?

I turn 30 on Jan 8th

>>91766375

>>91766375
Do you have kids. Tell me tales of the 20th century

>>91766494
I said 2021 would be my year. Turned out to be the worst year of my life and completely fucked me up mentally until 2023

>>91766448
>dating, let alone marrying an 18 year old
I can't go younger than 25, I remember what I was like at 18, I was a fucking idiot, I don't have time for that level of immaturity in a girl. It's why I like Airi, you can tell she's lived in the real world.

>>91766515
It's basically all of Airi's whales

>*sexpests you*

>>91766541
Who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ6v3lcX-jo

Give me some motivation to bake irl bread, I've been putting off making the gumis for too long

If you are older than 26 you shouldn’t be watching vtubers period

>>91766534
Yes. 3.
>Tell me tales of the 20th century
Well, do you remember arcades? Those were neat.

I'm being irresponsible on a worknight

>>91766557
raided lia

>>91766569
>mfw

>>91766435
Man I so want to. I'd only do a DM though

>>91766575
Banana nut bread is hecking delicious

>>91766494
Looks like it

wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS08G3pAUiA
hahahahaahhahaha

>>91766601
>do you remember arcades?
No. That was before my time....

>>91766575
Making... the gumis?

>>91766594
I got into vtubers with one that's older than me despite me being in my mid-30s at the time

Sex with younger guys with bigger cocks

>>91766628
Mail me my weed dammit. I'm too sober for these monkeys

I kinda miss tenma...

If you are older than 18 you shouldn’t be on 4chan period

>>91766660
Sex with older guys with bigger cocks

>>91766594
so you wanna fuck older men, noted

>>91766602
Fun

>>91766691
That's a thin margin.

>>91766660
and white

If you don't have your umbilical cord attached you should not be watching vtubers period

Sex with anyone. Please I’m begging you

>>91766654
woops, I miss remembered >>89987040 asked for martian the mouse, not gumi guy

>>91766727
What does that have to do with age?

>>91766691
Only 18 year olds on the Internet. A vast sea of retardation and pick up lines.

jelly is black
god why

>>91766638
You missed out on so much by losing the smell of teen sweat and the pepsi soaked joysticks that the developers INTENDED you play with. Not to mention the knife that slowly comes into your peripheral vision because you're winning too hard, the drugs being dealt over by the Alien vs Predator machine, the constant haze of cigarette smoke, etc.

People being so obsessed with age is weird

>>91766751
Do zoomers think using pick-up lines will get them laid?

>>91766780
Time only matches forward and it does not be kinder

>>91766601
You used to be able to smoke EVERYWHERE except hospitals. Also enough people smoked to justify that.

Tell me about the bee. Why does he wear the hood?

Jelly is a pickme whore

>>91766758
nasa is black

>>91766762
Woolie pls, not everywhere was Montreal.

I miss the 90's

>>91766809
he ain't no crip

>>91766808
Why is she crying about wanting a bf on her phase account? Also must not be a looker

>>91766808
making momonga is very manly

>>91766808
>playing matchmaker
That's rough. All my friends are in multi-year long committed relationships so I don't have to worry about that. Lmao, sucks to be her

>>91766797
Well time is a pickme whore

>>91766808
a boyfriend is like having another pet, noted

>>91766808
I thought she was supposed to be a cool headed facts and logic kind of autist

>>91766638
i remember when my local boardwalk arcade held Tekken tournaments, arcades had such a great atmosphere man i miss it.

>>91766741
Emboo-wait a minute

>>91766808
Sounds like something someone would say after a one-night stand

>>91766469
Nice
>>91766529
Stop looking at me like that
>>91766638
Arcades were great places to make friends. Also, cars were better.
>>91766805
I used to smoke in taxis a lot.

Prove that you know vtubers by saying who this is.

>jelly talking about her potential bf
>starts talking about a pet dog instead
woof woof

>>91766241
i am 25 in 12 days

>>91766791
No they just send big chungus crop edits to each other. The most impressive edit gets a date

>>91766808
Attention baiting, or was just pump and dumped? Make the call.

>>91766762
>doesn't even mention fightan games and the asian salarymen

nini /pcg/...

>>91766375
Doesn't it feel strange having literally the entire company and probably everyone in this very thread be half your age?

>>91766953

>>91766953
nini

>>91766914
Kim Jung Gi

>>91766808
the new version of “would you date pippa”

>>91766865
would you let Jelly own you as a pet?

>>91766943
What do you think retard
Here’s a hint, she’s a pickme AND a whore

>>91766968
So cute. Much love. My turn

>>91766987
ye

>>91766987
Yes

>>91766943
Please, she's not Rie

>>91766979
why does her space outfit include nipple stimulators?

>>91766964
Not really, no

>>91766987
not even a question

>>91766979
hot take
the nipple covers look retarded and not sexy

>>91766987
nope

>>91766241
this is a hobby for old men

Jelly is literally a whore

>>91767030
They're protectors, you know how armor looks in fantasy rpgs? It's that but space

>>91766953
sleep well, lil doremu...

>>91766808
Someone should tell her that subtlety is the best way to be play GFE game

>>91766808
why are people replying to this it gets posted all the time?

>>91766991
Being a whore means that she fucks, and I don't think actually has.

Lia is horny tonight

>>91767074
just talk to men surely you'll find someone, femanon

>>91767061
Agreed, particularly when I can't see the outline of the nipple. Boobs without nipples is like eating plain unadorned rice

I have high standards too, but I don't start seething when I see couples. Get some help Jelly.

>>91766968
I hope Sleepy has seen this
Hint hint

>>91767074
She doesn't give me that impression.

Why do people even believe Jelly’s lies

>>91766741
not in the mood for your bullshit

I would own Jelly as a pet.

Where'd this jelly anti brigade come from
She's literally the most harmless phase girl

I love jelly

>>91767130
I just want to believe

>>91767130
give me time stamps

>>91767149
idk. must be the femanons

>>91767074
It's really funny that Jelly of all people makes someone seethe so much. She's so chill.

>>91766953
GN

>>91767149
She flirts on alt

>>91767149
brigade?
it's just a femanon who can't stop seething

>>91767149
its just a bit of banter

>>91767130
Whose lies should we believe instead?

>>91767149
After she started saying stuff like this

>>91767171
this, moon jelly keeps trying to slide into my dms

https://litter.catbox.moe/pr4tbu.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/irom9t.jpeg

>>91767130
No one believes her lies, we hate this lying pickme bitch as much as you do femanon.

What would it take for a Hololive-Phase Connect truce in your opinion?

>>91767171
>flirts
Is this like the "everything is GFE" thing

>>91767130
because I want my illusion to stay strong

Maybe the older anons should fix Jelly

>>91767149
le master mind's revenge

>>91766808
>>91767074
>>91767190
lol k anyway have this cute jerry soundpost

>>91767197
this is why I stick to 2D. disgusting

>>91767185
The government
https://youtu.be/xe3NUKCnZp4?

I fell asleep literally 1 minute before the anniversary, can i get a quick rundown?

>>91767160
Here

>>91767207
Sex with all the holohags

>>91767197
>hemorrhoids
disgusting

>>91767221
i don’t get why this shitpost is brought up a lot

>>91767190
>just be nice to them

>>91767197
>lies
ok incel
remember to showermaxx, iron your shirtmaxx and wax your facemaxxxx

>>91767230
Not a big fan

>>91767149
it’s literally just oneguy(girl?)

>>91767149
pippa stops streaming sudden rise in jelly anti's

>>91767197
Ngl looked like a man from behind.

>>91767190
>lies
ok incel
remember to showermaxx, iron your shirtmaxx and wax your facemaxxxx

>>91767275
Your number clicking reps

>>91767197
I no longer have a fetish for fat women

>>91767225
she sounds like a squished cat

>>91767283
bruh
this bitch seethes nonstop like the austrian

>>91767207
Anon... there's no war going on. You should spend less time on the catalog
Like half the anons you see here also watch Holo

>>91767197
Oh hi slutanon, haven't seen you lately.

>>91767259
because it's proof?

>>91767318
was pippa cranky again?

>>91767322
Nta. I don't watch holos, I masturbate to them

>>91767197
lose some weight you nasty obese goblin

>>91767322
i don't watch holo

>>91767327
of nothing because the fagknight is just a joke started from one anon with gay file names

>>91767283
mintfaggot enters thread my dick starts getting sucked

she didn't show

>>91767356
That is my hoddie I’m freezing
>>91767325
Hi!

cease your homosexual thoughts

>>91767395
Yeah just finished watching it.
>>91746798
I just came back from a big shift, and I have to say, I'm so sorry, BB ritualposter. You tried your hardest and your best. I hope your oshi returns eventually.

>>91767396
>>91767197
So this is slutanon. I wasn't there for the last couple times you showed up, you should probably take this to /trash/ before you get nuked.

>>91767197
>Femanon posts ass
>so fucking ugly that anons don't even care
Damn that's gotta hurt

>>91767283
there's a sudden rise in antis whenever pippa stops streaming and just before she streams

Imagine being like that, and then looking at Jelly with her tiny, slim and cute "oops I forgot to grow up" body.
It makes sense why Jelly causes seething.

>>91767197
nice butt

Hina Bobina just brought up the wontons clip on her stream
confirmed /pcg/ lurker
tell her how fat she is

More like Hikineet Hina. Get a job you lazy whore

>>91767441
You sound like you need to be in prison

>>91767435
everyone here is gay that’s all

>>91767334
i was talking about the bitch who hates Jelly

>>91767396
>hoddie
hoodie

>>91767365
>Gay posting
>into Jelly antiing
>that flows into PL producer cuckposting
>exactly as the screenshot details
>>it's proof
>of nothing
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

>>91767197
jelly look like THIS?!

Guys I found the aliens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyvLlPad8Q&

>>91767493
cute and funny body
uoh

>>91767487
Hina Bobina, you are almost as fat as >>91767487

>>91767441
A pedophile made this post

>>91767197
Damn girl you need to shave at least a little.
I'm still upset the litterbox on your hour-long goon session died before I could grab it

>>91767487
Please for the love of God don't post her flesh pics again

>>91767234

>>91767541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyvLlPad8Q

https://x.com/fallenchungus/status/1869162974184972369
i found jelly's alt account

>>91767560
Link?!?

>>91767532
No, she looks like this

>>91767595
Anon, it was a litterbox, it's gone, and I didn't get it...

>>91767528

>>91767487
kys

>>91767603
not black enough for jelly

>>91767396
post more of your butt

anon is a pick me

>>91767636
yes and?

>>91766241
27... I'm considering killing myself.

>>91766808
is jelly telling me to get a boyfriend?

>>91767603
The thing is, I can't tell if you're doxing or just posting a random asian girl, but I can absolutely imagine Jelly's voice coming from her.

Streamed over 5 hours today wtf....

>>91767690
I can't imagine Jelly's voice coming from anything that's not a cute anime girl with blue hair and a pair of antennas.

>>91767528
dude it’s just a bunch of bullshit he made up so fags like (you) repost it

>>91767662
Do the potato peels protect it from grease splashing

>>91767603
a cute Asian dork girl just my type

>>91767662
neat little deep fry tray thing

>>91767603
idk who this is but she has an ugly nose.
she would be cute after a rhinoplasty though

>>91767691
How did you stay wet that long

Imagine being a fat green woman with ugly nails and sausage fingers, seething with envy every time Jelly goes live or tweets

>>91767603
Wtf you just doxxed like 80% of Phase Connect

>>91767603
The hands look similar enough.

>>91767603
cute nose :3

>>91767755
not her but I’m a girl and I’m always at least a little wet. it’s easy

>>91766241
I agree with this post completely
T.just turned 19

Jelly wouldn't self dox, would she?

>>91767830
You will be raped.

>>91767819
OK Rie it was just a joke, I don't think she actually cams

>>91767743
It's a cute nose. Fuck you.

>>91767819
really?

>>91767197
Yea i dunno man i'm extremely hard.

>>91767595
retard

>>91767830
That's crazy, what are you doing on this old ass website

>>91767830
How are your finals going bro I'm so close to finally being able to play PoE2

>>91767853
chinese pig noses are ugly and this is an indisputable fact. plastic surgery is extremely common in Asia for a reason

>>91767830
im sorry youre choosing to waste your youth away on here, forgive yourself in the future. you didnt know any better

You must be 22 or above to post on this general.

>>91767613
Do not "reps" me faggot I was there when those were posted. And what does this prove, a lack of those filenames during the gay posting
>>91767710
Is it really "made up bullshit" if the cycle follows the same pattern over and over, only to drop dead in it's tracks once the screenshot is posted? Almost like someone has been called out after his overconfident monologue was exposed

>>91767896
It's not that bad, she's a cute kid

https://litter.catbox.moe/pyqf6j.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/fnbkfc.jpeg

>>91767923
She's 24

Disregard that. You must be 23 or above to post on this general.

>>91767743
Tiny asian girls are allowed to have a pudgy little nose.

Its so tiresome

>>91767924
That second pic is better. Only post those types

>>91767861
yes I have to put a panty liner on my panties everyday or else I will stain them

>>91767933
Well she still looks like a cute kid

nini pcg

>>91767914
i know it’s bullshit because i gay post with jelly fucking yipper

>>91767946
i see

>>91767938
mwah !!

I trust Kaneko Lumi of Phase Connect - Phase Invaders.

>>91767968
and when I get horny it becomes a mess immediately :)

Why do some people oshi the posters

>>91767993
Michiposter is my oshi

>>91767993
the fate of all generals is to become about the people in it rather than the actual subject matter
moot hated them for good read

>>91768029
He just posts eyes

>>91767993
I oshi panko poster. but only the sghetti photo

>>91767993
better question, why do people keep giving the random fat whores that post here so much attention

>>91767867
Cum for me!

>>91767924
Cute boobs and nice angle on the second photo.
you should shave

>>91768046
Good point

>>91767990
i kinda guessed that already lol

>>91768046
reason* oops

Pippa is definitely masturbating to the whore itt at this very moment as we speak

>>91767966
Do you think there is only one gay poster?

Would you?

>>91767960
GN

>>91767197
when you go to /trash/ again, actually post in your fucking thread, whore

>>91768055
Horny men that watch virtual female entertainment

>>91767197
i know it's you, i'm jerking off right the fuck now

>>91768118
I don't give a shit about your attention whoring tranny anon, don't try to link it to Phase.

>>91768124
yeah he always posts under the same name Anonymous weird dude

>>91768167

>>91767197
you are so pretty. You can just DM anytime you know

Incels

Cum

So....

>>91768137
My pussy gets really wet when you call me that don’t do it
>>91768153
Cum a lot pleasee
>>91768194
<3

>>91768243
Interlinked

>>91768058
Post your feet so I can imagine cumming on them.

>>91767924
those are really nice too! than you!

>>91768175
Sorry to say, but your a fag lol

>>91768248
in my mouth

https://x.com/kaminariclara_/status/1869246258055086216
clara has a lot of jp viewers considering her chat's entirely english

>>91768274
If you get one of the sets can I buy from you

nini freaks

What are the voice packs like? Will it aggravate my parasociality?

>>91768337
nini

>>91768277
post more butt

>>91767914
Confirmation bias

>>91768342
>aggravate
agitate

Nyana cute

>>91768337
goodnight

>>91768277
jiggle that ass slut

>>91768274
if you get the Erina standee
can i buy it off ya?

>>91768395
I said what I said

>>91768283
Old photo but here!
https://litter.catbox.moe/0als0h.jpeg

the Indian-tier "oh yes bb I am stroking it to your sexy bobs and vagene" posting and general lack of any standards is making me feel visceral disgust towards every faggot that posts here

>>91768436
Sure after I cum on it

>>91767603
Thanks Hime you're very cute.
Also please stream, we miss you

>>91767924
I'll fuck that pussy so hard you'll be begging for more. Cant' get enough of you

>>91768327
that's for twitch

>>91768448
For me it’s making me so fucking horny right now

>>91768445
Nta but I'd like to cum to your bum instead

>>91768395
Wow, I never knew there was a difference...

>>91768337
GN
>>91768342
Erina's is good, but if she is your oshi it may twist the knife
it hurt me

Man the more I try to play Civ 6, the more I hate it. I really want to see what Pippa will say about the game after playing the whole rest of the series.

>>91768465

>>91768436
no lol

>>91768470
hope you get nothing you want

>>91768277
i'd cum for you forever. It's always a giant ass load

>>91768493
oh makes sense

>>91768547
>>91768509
>>91768492
>>91768423
Feeling so dizzy reading these, I will pound my pussy so hard tonight thinking about these

Phase connect?

>>91768595
Stop raiding this thread with your discord orbiters you disgusting fucking tranny.

MASAKA

>>91768595
You gotta post 1 more ass shot, thoughbeit

test

fucking finally
ban all of them for fuck sake

>>91766987
other way around fool

a little silly little goofy

Jelly is a disgusting pickme whore

Lot of pipnigs gonna have to reset their routers.

>>91768681
lil hee hee, lil ha ha

why the fuck did they shot me

>thread activity immediately slows to a crawl
lol

Aw man, I was going to ask if they thought the anniversary stream was cringe or kino

How do I convince Pippa to play Final Fantasy

>>91767322
I like Ars Almal & VSPO JPs.

>>91768785
I'm watching Lia sorry

>>91768048
Oh yeah?

qrd on Hina?
did she really ghosted everyone?

>>91768832

Would you?

>>91768865
convince Pippa to play FF? Yes, I would.

Wouldn't you?

Phaser for this feel?

who’s your oshi

>>91768886
Boring.

>>91768912
Why didn't you get banned with the others

>>91768912
eimi

Pippa should masturbate and go to sleep

>>91768922
How
>>91768912
Pippa

>>91766459
That's where you're wrong, I'm killing myself when I hit 35

>>91768912
Scotty 2 Hotty

I want to kiss Pippa's neck while she squirms

>>91768832
I think it's more serious that that. May say it's because of her dad, but I think she had a health scare. When my mom died I went back to work after a week. But covid put me to bed for almost a month without moving. All we can do is speculate as to why she is gone and this is all on the management. If they would have simply put out a tweet or a response on the official site none of this would have been an issue. Or you know she could be Michi 2.0, just gone for months without a word

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>>91768912
PICOJAN

>>91767130
This but Pippa