/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

>>9172125
stupid whore

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I love Mori!

What kind of "Hacker Gear" did Mori buy in her youthg?

I love Moririn!

>>9172301
I don't know, but I bet she had a flip-phone and pretended to hack stuff with it.

So how DID fuckboys win the skeleton war?

>>9172682
they used cheat codes

>>9172682
Every killed fuckboy turned into a skeleton but remained a fuckboy. So in the end majority of skeletons ended up being fuckboys.

>>9172883
>there are falseflagging fuckboys itt

remember to love your Mori

>>9173364
based drawanon

>>9173364
holy booba

>>9172682
dril enacted a cunning plan to trick people into putting RIP on their grave stones so that the anti-fuckboys would run out of skeletons first

After last nights revelations I NEED a Mori Hackers watchalong

森りん頑張って!!

>>9174015
latechama...

>>9174046
I'm just one man with a living to make, anon.

>>9173922
>>ywn hack the planet with your oshi
how do I continue living?

>>9174015
someone needs to have a version of teen-mori, BUT WITH A TRENCHCOAT.

What's with the long faces, deadbeats!?

>>9173987
From the thumbnail I thought she had HUGE thighs
What I got is just as good

>>9172301
Kek that's a good edit

Who do you guys watch when Mori isn't streaming?

>>9175334
her Kouhais. Depends on who you like; or if you fancy indies, Ririsya, or Milky.

>>9175334
Gura, it’s pretty easy keeping up with both since they hardly ever overlap. Sometimes I’ll catch the chicken or a kouhai been liking Fauna.

Outfits are well and good, but what hairstyles do you want to see Mori have next?

>>9175334
indies (Luci, HACHI, Riri, Mimi, Koopa etc.), some JPs (mainly Aki), other ENs, NijiEN (Elira, Selen, sometimes Rosemi), Ange/Mito from NijiJP, Nene from KawaPro
there's lotsa content out there

My Hierarchy of who to watch
1.Mori
2.Calli
3.Ope
4. Gawr
5. Gura
6. Ouro
7. Kronii
8. Nanashi
9. Mumei
99999999999999999999999.Kiara

>>9175531
Side tail.

>>9175531
Braided and low twintails.

>>9172172
mori is cringe and ugly no

>>9175334
Break might have me checking out rat sister's stream just as some background noise

>>9175531
I want a hair down version without the veil. Instead of having a fancy hair style she could have multiple hats to change between like her baseball cap, sheriff hat, etc.

>>9175334
My priorities right now are
1. Mori
2. Gura
3. Kouhai I'm interested in (Fauna the most so far on account of streaming in a good timezone for me, so RIP Sana and Bae)
4. Everyone else if it's a stream that catches my interest.
I'm gonna be starting my JP reps so hopefully I can squeeze in some more JP streams too

>>9175531
Bald.

>>9175531
Source on the image you posted?

>>9175758
Mori in this outfit reminds me of Zatanna.

>>9175749
Same but Kronii as well since she, like Mori, is a closeted shitposter

>>9172301
probably just cheaper version of the clothes she already wears

>>9176023
can't wait for the superchat stream.

>>9175334
It's mostly just my reaper rapper waifu, but i'll swing by Milky's place if my EOP brain can comprehend what's going on.
Otherwise I just drop in on other ENs or Reine for 5-10 minutes at a time because Mori's the only one I can watch for hours.

>>9175531
I'd like to see her hair in some kind of sophisticated bun- preferably while she's in an elaborate dress, like a flowy-skirted ballgown or something.

>>9176023
>>9176144
How many of Mori's paypigs are gonna overlap?

>>9176133
>The early days

>>9176260

>>9176260
This is way better than whatever shit she’s wearing now

>>9176438
she wouldn't want to be caught dead in anything that doesn't cost at least $1000

>>9176260
>The soul
I love it

>>9176259
Less than I expected imho, Kronii is drawing a little bit from Mori, a little bit from Ame, and a little bit from Kiara of all people from what I've seen.

I really love the king cover

>>9176824
Weird composition. though it kinda makes sense.

>>9176851
same desu

>>9176851
yeah. It's grown on me, after I listened to the other covers around. Only Reine's and Suisei's comes close.

>cum booty?
>yeah I used to work in a smoothie bar
The hell is this stream? Feels surreal

>>9175334
NijiEN Mostly Rosemi and Pomu
Shigure Ui
Hana Macchia
Kronii and Fauna

>>9177151
the whole bit about redpills at the start had me cry laughing

>>9176851
>>9177086
It can't beat the real SOUL (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUTef02Q9YE)), but it's up there

>>9177283
>/vt/ sings king and it actually sounds good
>meanwhile /a/ with departure

>>9177086
Noel's will always hold a special place in my heart

>>9177559
LEFTO SAIDO
RAIGHTO SAIDO

>>9177283
>this was done last year.
>Mumei and Kronii are probably part of the crowd and we don't know.

>>9177636
>implying there are women on /vt/
meds

>>9177667
of course, you'll always be our boy, Moririn.

>>9177667
If only that was the case, I still have bad memories...

>ywn larp as h4ck3rs, wear all black clothing, speak in code, and create conspiracies with your chuuni gf

why live

>M: you have to get the movie, fairly, yourself
>G: ahoy~
Holy fucking based shark

>>9177734
>after The Matrix
>Gura invites Mori for Pirates of the Caribbean

>>9177753
KINO
but only the ones with johnny depp, he is the franchise's soul

>>9177753
honestly would prefer Treasure Planet

>>9175334
Gura, Moona, Reine and Mumei ATM. I think each of them have similarities to our boy or a dynamic with her that made me like them.

Used to think Gura was overrated until I caught her streams with Mori and realized she's a great shitposter and really cool in her own way.

Even though Moona and Mori haven't really interacted they can both be pretty rebellious (with Moona not backing down during the alcohol scandal and being the streamer she wants to be as opposed to what some fans want) and similar fans over content I grew up with as a kid (Spongebob, which it seems Mori also has a soft spot for since she mentioned wanting to play battle for the Bikini Bottom)

Reine has that whole teacher dynamic that Mori gets in on occassion, can definitely see why Mori thought of her as a Senpai. Plus both her and Mumei seem to have lots of respect for our boy.

>>9177810
There are no films on the series that lack Johnny. You may have mistaken him for Orlando Bloom.

>>9175334
Gura and sometimes the rest of Myth, depends on what theyre doing/playing. Kronii, Bae, Mumei from Council. Whenever Astel has a karaoke when he doesnt overlap Mori I catch that and Miyabi. From the JPs its usually OkaKoro.
Been watching Asmongold too. I dont know why, its probably because he actually interacts with the shit he watches/"reacts" too.

>>9176851
It's addicting to listen to.

I'm watching the Mythbreakers vods and i'm having so much fun Mori is so good and everyone except kiara is a good player

>>9179084

>>9179084
>everyone except kiara is a good player
It's not like she was "bad", she just chose to do the most realistic things every time, even when they weren't very interesting or fun. Germans are just like that, anon.

>>9175334
No one unless I'm bored and someone is doing something that catches my fancy.

post your absolute favorite mori image

>>9179084

>>9179878

>>9179508
>Kiara chose to do the most realistic things everytime
Idk if I would consider climbing back up a hedge to pick a fight with a revolver after a sniper from far away shot you just because the player was itching for a fight is realistic. In fact she's playing very much in video game rpg mode rather than ttrpg and said so herself. Other than that, she's not bad at rp and will only get better once she gets out of streamer mode and stops looking over to chat every 5 seconds instead of letting herself be immersed in the game.

Was listening to Live Again and I made the mistake of reading the comments again. I like takamori now but man those early days really turned me off from the whole thing

>>9179698
Oops, you just did

>>9179698
I refuse to save my favourite Mori image. It makes it more of a treat when somebody else posts it.

>>9179698

>>9180051
The whole height debacle rubs my autism the wrong way. It's clear she's meant to be 167 before taking the heels into consideration, otherwise you wouldn't have the likes of Luna and Ina having alternate heights that make that distinction.

>>9180713
That's pretty understandable imo, this is KFP burning bridges to secure a pointless win. It's pretty annoying but honestly if they want to trash the one thing Kiara's got going for herself attraction wise that's on them.

>>9180713
>The whole height debacle
I still get chuckles at the mental image of Mori wearing nine inch heels/platforms for tallbeats.

>>9179508
She basically had the "It's what my character would do" mentality, and I fucking hate it. Sometimes you need to chill on the roleplay aspect in order to have fun, otherwise most of the time a realistic scenario would be "Character x goes insane and lives in paranoia for the rest of his life".

>>9179698
I like this one, but her youtube banner image is also one of my favs.

>>9180713
For Kiara and Mori, there's a very good chance that their model heights are their actual IRL heights honestly

>>9179084
>everyone except kiara is a good player
I thought Watoto's stunt with the dogs was worse than anything Kiara pulled
>ferocious dogs nipping at Watoto's heels as he climbs
>he decides to climb back down
>dogs apparently go docile and move back several feet
>Watoto is able to slowly place a mushroom in front of them which magically distracts them from the person they were about to kill
That level of bs and plot armor really took me out of the story.

Watch the BoneBro in a couple hours if you're suffering from our boy's absence. You know for a fact the Sheriff is going to show up to this stream and check up on her deputy https://youtu.be/ySJslFpo91U

>>9181440
Kiara's biggest problem is she reads chat too much and talks about metagame. She needs to approach it more as what would Tiara do in this situation? I don't think she's a terrible player though. Actually the weakest player is probably Ina. Yuul doesn't really contribute much to the narrative. Watoto's antics are crazy but they all feel like something he would do. Scout is Scout, consistently fun if a bit murdery.

>>9181544
I'm glad she has a pretty packed schedule. Gura normally helps me get through Mori's absence lately, I think it's something about all the mannerisms that have rubbed off on her.

>>9175334
I basically watch everything except NijiEN. Don't hate them, but I don't exactly vibe to any of them.

it's Bandcamp Friday my dudes
https://twitter.com/splendiferachie/status/1433893813378977792

Who do you guys think the first collab song Mori uploads to her channel will be with? So far she has only collabed on other's channels.

>>9182110
the takamori original most likely, seems she's highly invested in that one

>>9181440
>watoto's stunt with the dogs was worse
Funnily enough, that makes ame a really good player who's committed to rp. It's a common thing for good players to make decisions entirely based on what their character would actually do even if the player knows it's detrimental/potentially life-threatening.
>plot armor issues
This I agree with, but it can't be helped when some players keep making stupid decisions (not including the watoto one). Mori is walking on a tightrope here; she can't be too hard on/kill them early on before they start getting into it or they may not want to continue past this season. She's tried to hint at some ttrpg etiquette by not giving them their phones but it doesn't really work when you have 4 scatterbrained and inexperienced friends who didn't even remember/attempt to get their van out of the maze when they were able to leave. I hope she's spent more time talking to them behind the scenes so they understand better, but I really don't envy her position.

>">he doesn't know" is a Matrix quote
Holy motherloving s-word, my brain is expanding alright
>>9180487
t.Mori

>>9182110
I think it's her policy to let her partners upload the songs, either because she already has a lot of music on her channel or because the collab might be a boost for other channels. If you think my rrat has legs exceptions might be made for larger channels with a lot of music already.

>>9182110
It would entirely depend on whether she approached them/they approached her. Usually it's the latter so it's typically not on her channel. But I would say probably Kiara, even if it was Kiara who approached her for it I could see her telling Mori to upload it on her channel since their last collab was on Kiara's.

>>9180900
>nine inch heels
just call it what it is, stilts

>>9182132
>>9182266
There's also the fact that if it's an original, Mori's 100% going to be the one writing it, so even if it's a collab it just makes the most sense for it to be on hers.

>>9179084
Watoto
>can't rp properly and is only alive because of plot armor
Yuul
>I checked the VOD to remember his name. Ina is too quiet and is afraid to do anything.

>>9182170
The way to fix the Watoto situation
>Watoto tries to go down
>Immediately gets attacked by the dogs and takes damage
>Watoto climbs back up to throw the mushroom or throws the mushroom while he's being attacked out of desperation
The dogs magically changing their demeanor and giving Watoto room so Watoto wouldn't be injured was fucking retarded. Sure let characters make retarded decisions but if the rest of the world doesn't react realistically then I start losing interest in the story.

>>9182443
She did make ame roll a d2 in that situation. It's pretty likely that what happened was one outcome and the other was that watoto would have gotten hurt in some way (not badly still, but at least it's something, or at least started a chase scene). She's already said she's gonna give some leeway if they come up with creative solutions. She's also supposedly going to be stricter next session onwards, whether that's true or not we'll have to see.

>>9182170
this post is more biased than blm supporters

>Redpill: You wake up from the dream. Vtubers are no more. Mori doesn't exist. Taking your meds allow you to lead a normal life and find a gf.
>Bluepill: Stay in current timeline and ghostling for Mori forever.

Which is it /morig/?

>>9182588
She was straight up talking about killing characters in the last T3 so hopefully we'll see some consequences soon.

>>9182357
I could see her collab partner (if they're from EN) make their own attempts on writing desu. Especially since both Gura and Kiara are inspired by and admire her for it. It'd be pretty cool to see as long as Mori is there to vet their lyrics a little.

>>9182635
Blue pill Blue pill Blue pill!

>>9182635
blue, the only 'reality' is the one existing inside your brain and you're a slave to entropy either way

>>9182635
>willingly forgetting your mori
imagine being this much of a faggot

>>9182635
You must be retarded if you think I'm gonna ever forget my Mori.

>>9182635
>a normal life and a gf
Both overrated, but even if they weren't what the fuck is "Mori doesn't exist"? I don't want to live in that world. No no no no NO.

>>9182635
What happens if I swallow both pills simultaneously?

>>9175334
Kiara and Ina, just like always, this week also a bit of Fauna

>>9182635
These choices are too lopsided desu.
>Redpill: You wake up from the dream. Taking your meds allow you to lead a normal life. There's a 50/50 chance that you end up with Mori as your gf
>Bluepill: Stay in current timeline and ghostling for Mori forever but there is 0% chance she will ever be your gf

>>9182954
>>50/50

>>9182966
Anon!?!?

>>9179084
The fuck are you talking about?
Kiara is arguably the best player with Gura a close second

>>9180949
I really don't see the problem, the only time I remember it being even slightly an issue was the start of the first session but she opened up to the group rather fast there as well

>>9182954
>50/50
anon, your optimism is adorable

>>9182635
the bluepill has a better soundtrack so the choice seems obvious

>>9179698
This is still my favorite image, nothing else I've seen quite captures the ethereal beauty of death's empress as much as this does

>>9182658
Kiara has like 0 confidence in her writing

>>9183126
mori writing english lyrics and kiara writing japanese seems like an inevitability, right?

let mori handle melody/flow and it takes tons of the pressure off kiara

>>9182635
Red only if that GF is orange root crop

>>9183102
Nigga what optimism? It's the conditions of the hypothetical. Once you take the pill, you flip a coin to see whether you end up with Mori.

>>9183015
She really isn't, she's proactive, which is a good thing most of the time but not so good when you make dumb decisions at times while leading. As it stands Gura is probably a bit better, ame and ina almost tied for second with kiara just because they're more creative(ame)/smarter(ina) about things, they just need to be more active. None of them are bad, really.

>>9182635
>Take the red pill: You stay a fan of Mori, but she never reaches a mainstream audience and she begins a slow decline now that quarantine is over.
>Take the blue pill: You forget Mori, but millions more discover her. The steep incline from the early days returns and persists, but fate conspires to keep you from ever seeing her again.

>>9183126
Be that as it may, she can't improve if she doesn't try. I'm sure having Mori look over her writing and tweaking it some would assure her as well. Or I guess just do what mumei did; tell Mori what she wants and have her write it.

>>9183316
Honestly I can't agree on Gura, yes she RPs amazingly when she's in the grove but she really peters out towards the end of the session. But I also think that her RP is not all that much better than Kiara's when you only consider the actual Sessions and not the tutorial where she was the best.
And Ina is genuinely barely in the campaign she's way too passive and you could literally remove yuul and basically nothing would change besides having less dice to throw at perception checks.
And on Watoto we fundamentally disagree and I don't want to dreg that discussion up again

>>9182635
>sacrifice an entire medium to get your dick wet? Y/N
Sure, let's do this shit.

https://youtu.be/LNMJQ_GVNQ0
Rene

>>9183320
>she begins a slow decline
What exactly counts as a slow decline? Her music and viewers go down over time to even worse than SemenSquares's numbers?

>>9183320
I would probably blue pill. As long as my Oshi is happy without me ever knowing her, that's all a Deadbeat could hope for.

>>9183495
Take the red pill and find out, fag. Let's ride the pain train all the way down to rock bottom.

>>9183549
Nah I'll just take the blue pill and hiro myself instead

>>9182966
>>9183102
What? Either you get with her, or you don't. It's fifty-fifty, sillies.

>>9182658
I don't think there's a Hololive member outside of Suisei and Mori (and maybe Watame) that write their own lyrics consistently. Even IRyS and AZKi have pretty much all of their lyrics written for them.

>>9183320
>>9183539
>handing someone, anyone a chance to become The Last Deadbeat on a silver platter
Icantbelieveyouvedonethis.webm

https://youtu.be/XpFitmfIXqU?t=9420
Fucking Susan, man

>>9183672
what do you mean, im already the last deadbeat, all of (you) are just fuckboys

>>9172125
Do you think she showed feet so Gura can see them?

>waifus are a thing of the past
s-shut up gooruh
>that anime girl you like? she real
based moree

>>9183768
No? The girls have discord sex so they could exchange pics directly without involving the fans.

>>9183768
Stop drinking that stupid bitch juice, fuckboy

>>9183925
Yeah but sending your bro your feet pics out of nowhere is kinda weird bro

>>9183982
New rrat time. Gura is secretly one of Mori's T3 gachis.

>>9183982
>implying feet pics wasn't the 1st thing goorah asked them for

>>9184070
>gura is TonyBones

>>9184070
Well, what's her handle? Who do you suspect?

>>9184100
>gura payed 1000 dollars to convince rueben to wish her happy birthday

>>9184100
>>9184110
>>9184150
Oh God, I can feel the rrats overtaking me

>>9184100
No way

>No stream until 9th or 10th
This is the worst feeling of not knowing when is the next i hear her voice.

>>9184278
Just watch a VOD.

smol ame stream pleases me, as a sadist.

>>9184278
>tfw missing streams turns out to be a blessing
>>9184709
still got this one to watch in full

>>9184278
Just listen to her music, bro, or watch someone else. You're no gentleman fly, right?

>>9184278
I always wonder what must go through Mori's head if she browses this place while ghostlings are pining after her

>>9184898
Fuckboys...

>>9184278
Don't give up, skeleton!

>>9184898
I haven't been in love like this for years. Even when I was, back then I was never so infatuated that I filled notebooks with corny poetry that'll never see the light of day.
I guess what i'm saying is that I don't feel like I can help it, but I promise i'm trying to keep the pining to a minimum.

>>9185328
Would you?

>>9185397
Hey man as long as you don't go schizo and you funnel that energy into doing your reps, it's all good.

>>9185456
Chunkliope...
Sure, who the fuck am I to judge

>>9184309
VODs aren't just the same unlike hearing her voice live.

>>9185397
Share the poetry dangit!
>>9184898
>becomes 2D
She's laughing now, this is her ultimate revenge

>>9185456
she's probably a nice girl if she likes Mori...

>>9185778
>girl

yo, check this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D5qzbehoM4

>>9185882
>reading requests
Oh no...
OH NOOOOOOO!

>>9185882
She's just as flustered as Mori was when she first got SCs. CUTE.

>>9186142
Not to the point of crying, so I think my card's going to be safe this time.

>>9186142
dunno, it doesn't feel as authentic considering that EN1 legitimately didn't know what to expect

>>9185510
>don't go schizo
I make no promises. I unironically have no experience being as happy as she makes me and I have no idea what it might inspire me to do.

>>9185672
Nah, I cringe hard enough thinking about picking my favourites and sending them with my letter.

Considering her audio quality/equipment and stream schedule, I don't think she's as strapped for money as Mori was either

>>9186729
Meant to reply to >>9186142

>>9185882
Is she the first to open SCs?

>>9186729
Apparently, she has great audio. Risu's mixer couldn't stop masturbating to her setup.

>>9186386
I mean she has self-deprecation issues which can fuck with your mind. Mori's had bad self-deprecation issues in her first few months too. When you genuinely think you don't deserve support, it'll fuck with your mind to see so much of it.

>>9186142
It does remind me of Moris but hers was really raw, she saw her work pay off but felt she didnt deserve it and broke down especially during Mad Father. Kronii is almost at that level but I dont think she came into it thinking people would hate her.

>>9187120
I think fauna did one ? I'm not the one to ask, been away for a while

>>9187120
No, fauna is the first one to open supers, rrat is next

>>9187120
No, fauna is the first EN2 to open superchats, kronii is the second, now baelz is next

>>9187122
Mori also complimented Kronii's setup. I guess she must've invested a lot into it since she has a passion for voice acting and singing.

>guac
oh no

>>9186386
There's a difference between seeing it happen to someone else and to you. And besides, it's not just about money, this is the part they probably expect. It's about messages expressing unconditional support and love. It's the first time they see this level of support after their debut since the chat is different in normal streams.

I love Kronii and Mori, feels good

>>9186386
she has legitimate depression so this much support fucks with her head

Money Mori is about to kneel

>>9187926
Same here Kronibeat. Feels nice.

>>9187965
I'm certain Mori will chat with her later and help her center herself, given she had to deal with the same feelings on her own.

I probably don't appreciate Mori enough but her work on the KING cover absolutely destroys. Can't get enough.

I wonder how long she'll keep pandering to chat. I know this is SCs and shes taking requests but I can see chat wearing her down in the future if she tells them to fuck off and they get uppity. Hopefully Mori can give her tips on that.

>>9188587
i know that is annoying right now but give her time, she will solve it by herself after getting the grip of this

>>9188587
EN2 is still figuring all that out, I was catching up with Bae's Minecraft VOD and she was getting backseated by chat quite a bit. Give them a month or two.

>>9188469
Thanks. What's your favorite bit? Mine is the HUH desu.

>>9189372
nta, but that hitotsu is quite magical

>>9188587
Would it be too tacky to request Kronii to read the Kawaiiope pasta?How much would it make everyone seethe?

>>9190345
Do it faggot.

>>9190345
Do it

>>9190345
The reason the Kawaiiope pasta worked is because she already knew about its existence. This would just confuse the poor girl for no payoff.

>>9190565
It's good dogwhistle to prod if she's /here/ or not.

I know streamers seethe at the twitch style "pay to say" donation, but fuck are they money magnets if you have the mental fortitude to deal with that shit.

>>9190620
You could buy a pizza instead. That's what I'm gonna do for Bae's stream tonight.

>>9190697
I like twitch redeems. They're fun to fuck with chuubas.

>>9190345
Do it.

>>9190345
Please don't.

>>9188587
>Hopefully Mori can give her tips on that.
Looking at how Mori handled dadfags in the worst way possible, maybe she should get advice from literally anyone else...

Giving you this gem.
>>9190544

>>9190883
>stale ass pasta
>gem
newbeat please

>>9191040
Don't call me a deadbeat, nigger.

>>9191130
Then fuck off.

>Golden Deer
Sorry Kronii the only good option were the Blue Lions.

>>9191451
>Blue Lions
holy mother of shit taste, golden deer is the only acceptable answer

>>9191650
>wanting a cultureless mixed race open borders ruler
lol

>>9191702
>he doesnt kill racist oji-sans with opera as BGM
lmaoing at your life

Gura longs for Mori's dulcet tones

I wish Mori was here too Gura..

>>9191159

Honestly a 1 player playthrough of a game with the bone bros wouldn't be a bad idea

>>9191953
t.deadbeat

>>9191822
>wanting to destroy ancient culture, art, music and literature because of one (1) guy
Lol even worse than Edelgard.

link to previous thread pls, anons

>>9192131
Newfag.

>Nintendokiddy discussion

>>9192069
yes, because that's the only answer that matters.
genocidekino

three houses was the worst thing that ever happened to fire emblem discussion

>Sherf Calli

>>9192497
everything was so much better with the GBA games and path of radiance

>>9192441
Based. BE is my second favorite route because Edel has her closely and srongly held convictions as well.
>>9192497
Brings me back to Awakening/Fates. Cant even be a fan unless you hate the series.

the N-man on Gura's stream...

>>9191130
Everyone here in /vt/ is a deadbeat newfagchaama

>>9192596
>cant be a fan unless you hate the series
basically the modern star wars fanbase

>>9192645
That surprised me, but I unironically see a lot of the usual deadbeats lurking in Gura's chat lately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJslFpo91U
Gura's using a voice mod on stream and it unironically sounds like mori's sheriff voice.

>>9192586
id rather take garbage waifu talk than fe discussion being 10 total guys with half of them pretending the snes games were the peak of the series to look cool

>>9193683
One of her "guhs" legitimately sounded like Mori for a second. Shocked me.

>>9192497
Remember when Radiant Dawn used to be the punching bag? I long for bygone days

HAZE
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1433955375212949515
YOU

>>9193965
>
>
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>>9193965
Mori is emotionally manipulating us again...

>peanutsbeat now has his shit regularly liked by Moririn
based, keep it up my dude

>>9194351
ww-who is he
t. never comments anywhere

>>9193683
Gura name dropping us

Gura's killing us again...

>>9172125
How can someone find charlie funny and hot?

>>9194446
Never lurks here either, evidently.

>>9194738
i mean, look at him, he looks like he can steal your oshi if she looks at him

>>9190345
I hate that fucking meme. Only faggots like it.

>>9194792
I just post links and fuck off to other threads.

Poor Gura misses her bone bro
So do I little sharkie

>>9195500
The audible disappointment when she realized she wasn't actually in chat...

>>9195500
>the excitement in her voice when she thinks Mori is in chat
>the immediate disappointment when she finds out she isn't
Me too, Gura...

>>9195573
>>9195587
Gimme the timestap later bros

based and horsepilled

>The horse is red pilled, he has the based knowledge

Gura learned well

>>9195724
Holy kek

>What did Calli call it? "Based knowledge"?
>Based and horsepilled
Our boy living rent free in lil bone bro's head

>watch this escalate to ridiculous levels until the inevitable collab.
>Both are gonna be bagging 6digits through this alone

THEY ARE WORKING US THROUGH A SHOOT.

this entire WoL stream ascended to pure cringekino through the Matrix watchalong

Neobros...gura is laughing at us

>>9195500
It's been less than 24 hours and Gura is shitposting that she misses Mori before any of us. She truly is the greatest gostling

>>9195587
>Falling for yuribait

>>9196248
you will not have mori for yourself lesbeat

>>9195918
Mori's return stream will be ridiculous.

>Almost 5 days absent
>All that pent up SC money.

Kek. It's gonna escalate alright.

>>9196451
>Implying
People are saving up for the anniversary streams.

>>9196532
Yeah, there's that too.

>>9196532
>not opening a separate bank account for the anniversary
ngmi

>>9196653
>implying I have an income
lol
lmao

>>9196532
I actually wonder whether their anniversaries will be particularly big, they're all stacked on one day, Council monetisation was literally the week before and it's not like they'll have 3D shows.
And I sadly don't think that they'll have the level of produced songs of Gen 5 either

>>9196758
i think calli will release a song or an album at least since she said that in previous stream idk about the others though maybe unique stream style?

finally had my Mori dream

>have king on loop before bed
>go to sleep
>dream that I win some sort of competition
>prize is spend a day with Mori and Gura
>both come to my house to watch the matrix
>Mori is into it, brings snacks
>Gura is clearly uncomfortable at having to be at a fans house

>someone is stirring the pot.

I hope our automaton neighbors wise up to the fact that there are Mori antis hiding in their ranks.

>>9196758
Another gen cover to redeem Country Roads would be pretty great.
>>9196887
>i think calli will release a song or an album
Nigga what? She has explicitly said that she won't release an album or EP for her anni.

>>9196758
>spoiler
dont worry, they will have subpar merch that will take another 6 months to be delivered for the anniversary :^)

>>9196938
Why'd you have to make it so awkward for Gura, anon?

>>9197016
he forgot to do his social interaction reps

>>9196887
Anon please watch streams

>>9196938
You just reminded me that I had a Mori dream about a month ago, one involving handcams and yabs.

>>9196986
Thanks Cover

>>9196974
>Kronii does something Mori antis don't like
>they start shitting up the thread
Figures. Hopefully they start to get weeded out.

>>9197150
The problem is that they're doing the t.deadbeat act.

>>9197357
>newfags unironically think t.deadbeat means that deadbeats are behind the anti posts
Sometimes I really hate this board

>>9196974
Some of them are salty that Kronii was so eager to get into our boy's DMs, I guess

>>9197357
Oh god they haven't even gotten to the 'Day 1 T3' arc.

>>9197485
dear god I can only hope her manager isnt a retard or a numberfag.

>>9197542
While Jchad is absolutely retarded it was Mori's plan from the start

>>9197617
its honestly insane that they just let her wing her monetization with no guidance lmfao cover are fucking useless

>>9197542
J-chad's mentor manages her

Though the "pandering" rrat is stupid. She's a VA, that's what VA's actually do in cons. Do impressions or recite lines.

Either way, seeing it escalate into ridiculous amounts of SC's spent between the two of them would be hilarious.

>>9197719
the funny thing here is that Kronii and the rest of EN2's existence made both Gura and Mori be on their toes and want to improve more.

I'm very positive that their Kouhais are having a great effect on them.

>>9197719
>Though the "pandering" rrat is stupid
I mean no, this stream was definitely going too hard on pandering for SC. I closed the stream when she specifically picked and read the pogchamp one, i just can't
I actually really wonder how EN2's long term SC are going to look, because getting Kronii to say the line is gonna get tired rather quick.

>>9197880
she'll find something anon. She's not all VA-work. Don't get too miffed about it.

>>9197485
can someone explain to a newfag why the t3 thing was a big deal?

>>9197880
Once she gets over the initial dopamine hit, she'll set ground rules like Mori did. Remember that Mori initially let SCs derail her gaming streams (leaf money war) and also would read SCs during collabs for the first 1-2 months.

>>9197880
hate to break it to you but donating to get someone to say stupid shit is a timeless business model and like 80% of how most streamers even make money

>>9197985
Mori is the only EN member that has exclusive member content depending on the tier. T3 is the highest one.

>>9197985
Mori having a different membership template than the rest of EN, namely one that locked content behind higher paywalls, led to a ton of shitposting about her being greedy.

>>9198075
Which is pretty funny considering she was also the only one who released her members content to the public

>>9198195
but that was part of her damage controlling the entire thing, unless you mean after she made the changes

>>9198195
true but i think people just hate anything they see or hear LOL

>>9198195
Anon Hololive is a streaming agency, VoDs are basically worthless, especially since they get released after a month

>>9197617
she did it prior to Hololive to but that one was never bad as the membership opening and I will say the no streams at t1 made me wait a day to become a member even if she is my oshi. Her revealing that it wasnt totally under her control made me appreciate her a lot and made me even more disappointed to how shes managed. Cant believe they wouldnt let her change it after the fact too. It is Cover after all like they couldnt show her how the JPs did it? It seems she was their guinea pig there for a while since she is THE premier artist in EN. No wonder she felt so stressed and lost those first few months but Im glad she stuck through it all, shes better and stronger because of it.

>>9198393
>VoDs are basically worthless, especially since they get released after a month
this so much, at the time you get to watch the vod of a members stream some information that has been talked there might be outdated or mori spilled the beans about it during a public stream during that timelapse, main reason why the podcast sucked ass, everything that was answered there is shit you would know if you watched streams, with very few exceptions

>>9198393
https://youtu.be/NLO5-IyS5pE

>>9198418
>It seems she was their guinea pig there for a while
No, that's retarded. Sure Cover is retarded not letting her change it though I somewhat wonder whether she just never bothered pushing on that front because it seems such a non-issue but Mori herself dug that hole in the first place.
>since she is THE premier artist in EN. No wonder she felt so stressed and lost those first few months but Im glad she stuck through it all, shes better and stronger because of it.
Ok but you genuinely don't remember September, October and November, right? Cover didn't give a shit about Mori, or any of the ENs for that matter. They all expected ID1 tier numbers, BEFORE ID got massively buffed by EN.
Mori literally planned it as a side-gig next to her scythe swinging.

>>9198418
yea the more we find out from that period the more it sounds like they were intentionally left to flounder and see what happened rather than cover just not expecting shit. absolutely crazy

>>9198741
wasnt the original membership plan also like that because she thought that getting money from ads wouldnt be enough or something like that?

>>9198909
no, it was mainly since she had no idea how Holos set their memberships, only that they have tiers and she wanted every tier to have its 'value'

>>9198808
Cover being unprepared for their runaway success is mostly to blame, but you can't exactly fault them for their lack of foresight. They were just (and arguably still are) slow to react.

>>9198741
I do remember those months. I meant to say she was used negatively in that context. That phrase may be used both positively and negatively. She had to take the brunt for it and if she left over it well, Cover would have thrown their hands up and said oh well.

First SC stream

1. Kroni $ 46.3k
2. Mori $ 27k
3. Irys $ 24.1k
4. Gura $ 21.4k
5. Ame $ 21.3k
6. Fauna $ 17.5k
7. Ina $ 16.9k
8. Kiara $ 10k

>>9198909
I don't really remember it's been a long time but the gist I can recall is that she had no clue what others were doing and oriented herself on twitch streamers and their subscription tiers.
Also she thought membership would be their main source of income. Though I don't quite remember why she would think that since their membership opened quite a bit after SC

>>9198418
I mean Luna still does different tier member streams. It was always the streamer's choice how to set it up and Mori wasn't "wrong" in doing it how she did initially. I do wonder how things are going to change for member's streams going forward. And honestly, if Youtube does implement Sub/Membership gifting I would have preferred if the other holos would have followed Mori's example than the opposite, because quality of member's streams will noticeably decrease across the board

>>9199046
everything about cover even on the jp side pre-EN feels like this

tiny little tech company that got way too big way too fast and they still don't know how to handle it but a large chunk of their monetization model has absolutely nothing to do with how bad they fuck up so they don't get punished for it lol

>>9199061
You're saying it as if Mori was treated any differently from the other ENs.
For which there is 0 support

>>9199100
>1. Kroni $ 46.3k
Why are you adding 10k on the playboard number?

>>9199209
He saw the CAD post and didn't cross-reference.

>>9199209
what is the actual number, anon. So we get clarity over this.

>>9199134
True Luna has different tiers so does Roboco IIRC but Mori would have been the only Holo with no T1 member streams.
>>9199100
Im seeing 37k for Kronii

>>9199134
Mori's model sucks and has always sucked.

>>9199061
i mean, it's already known that they got little to no support during that time period which is baffling because cover wanted to release EN mostly to lower the drama of what happened to aloe

>>9199319
That's a nice rrat you're peddling there, anonchama

>>9199209
Playboard number for Kronii and Fauna are wrong
This site is doing a better job in tracking SC https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html

https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1433979624254443522

thank you papapako

>>9199450
Based deadbeat papa

>>9199134
I mean I'll be honest I think Kiara and Gura have the best model, and I constantly flip between which one i prefer.
Gura has 2 tiers with the second being ~10 and purely for support while Kiara only has 1 tier.
It's somewhat weird because depending on my mood I can argue both for the existance of a support tier and the desire to not have the pressure of giving something back for those on a higher tier.
I know 3 tiers with no content isn't technically different but I strongly prefer 2 tiers to it

>>9199450
God bless pako-sensei, i was expecting the fanart until after the collab with sana

>>9199568
>pako is a unity guy.
I'd like him to take a crack at Ame and Gura.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCPnxmj5fBc

>>9199434
Then please provide that site's numbers for EN1 monetisation.
Comparing different websites that run their scrapers differently results in not comparable numbers

>>9199266
>>9199244

Here -> >>9199434

>>9199450
I like that you can really tell he's a deadbeat by the inclusion of ghost rider, man loved the date streams 100%

>>9199450
based

>>9199629
they will come soon, because so far he made all of EN2 and is starting EN1 with his english teacher kek

Is she the only virgin in holo?

>>9199644
Snazzy.

>>9199891
Yes, the rest of EN is fucking me.
Mori just likes to watch

>>9199743
ghost rider should be the true test to see if you are new or not since his mentions are rare as fuck

>>9200023
>>9199743
IT'S GOU STRIDAH

YOU GODDAMN IDIOTS!

>>9199681
It's a new site, they don't have data about old streams.
Playboard numbers up to Irys's debut are matching with reddit users who tracked HoloEN first SC stream.

>>9199644
I like it.

>>9199450
>Watches enough of the stream to know Go Strider
>Draws her in his style which makes her look a lot like pink Maou Nobunaga
You have made this first day without Mori a lot better pakopapa

>>9200103
So it's useless for comparison.
Playboard is used because it's both reasonably accurate and more importantly CONSISTENT

>>9200023
I thought Gho Strider was a well known thing, but then I remembered recently seeing greys in prechat baffled at him sending supers.

God, I wish Mori was as comfortable with going full country as Gura is...

>>9200487
She is when she's with Gura. God that ttrpg session was so good.

>>9200566
The bone bros feedback loop is strong.

>>9200195
>spoiler
>remember her height
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NIPS!
WHY DIDNT YOU MADE HER 180 CM, FUCK YOUR HEIGHT AUTISM YOU WERE SO CLOSE!

>>9199450
wait a second...

>>9201086
>Kronii is notNero
>Mori is not Maou Nobu

What's next EN3 gets a Takeuchi creation!?

Fatechads can't stop winning.

>>9200239
Old numbers are right, this problem happened only with gen 2

If you watch only the first 5 minutes after Fauna enabled the SC you can count more than $7k just in red SC and Kronii was receiving red SC untill the last seconds

>>9201383
We need a Raita Holostar first.

>>9199644
this is cool but that left hand is kinda bare

Looks like Kiara finally killed Takamori, if only the /u/schizos would take the hint now.

>>9202082
>believing global rrats or taking Kiara seriously
i'll humor you: Did she get upset at Mori's proposal to Gura?

>>9202082
Elaborate.

>mumei drawing patrick
cute

>>9202150
>>9202171
Said she had no wife, and that Mori loves Gura more. Also said she was fine with remaining single forever.

>>9202082
Nah if anything she just sounded slightly jealous like she always gets when Mori shows others attention. Didn't sound serious.
Here's the timestamp before shit starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBTw8ilSa4I&t=20979s

>>9202082
>Anon is even more autistic than Mori
Jesus Christ anon.

>>9202150
>>9202171
NTA but anon's probably referring to some sc/chat message kiara got about how she has many wives like mori, ame and nene. She said she doesn't and that "calli likes gura more than me, ame too". Less about takamori in general and sounds more like she's possibly feeling some friendship insecurities in general. Anyways anon is dumb, we've had this "Kiara/Mori finally killed takamori" since forever; /u/schizos will continue to do what they do. Who the fuck cares.

>>9202227
kiara i know you and mori are tight so just make it easier and take the supportive girlfriend kayfabe rather than the jealous girlfriend. I don't give a shit about shipping but even Ame was supportive of Gura and Shion getting married despite chat going NTR NTR like the braindead retards they are

>nobody bites on bait in global
>bring it to split to double dip
tale old as time

>>9202514
alright, moron. back to one of the many anti-kiara threads you go.

>>9202227
Eh, I didn't really like their collabs or interactions anyways, so I don't care.

Is Gura leeching off Calli?? We know that Calli has the best production and singing ability in HoloEN, now she is on covers with her and trying to watch movies with her??

>>9203094
I'll give this a (you) because it made me laugh.

You see the truth, but you close your eyes.
To conquer death, you only have to die

>>9203224
This guy posted the same thing in ggg, but with Calli leaching on Gura. The subhumans are really bored tonight I guess

>>9202983
Garbage taste

>>9202227
People can't be that autistic, right? This sounds just like another one of her bits the make Mori "jealous". Considering how much Kiara actually cares about Mori, she would probably cry if that was actually the case.

>>9202227
>kiara is the "jealous friend that has secret unrequited dyke feelings" character
Mori really is the main character...

>>9203653
>secret

>>9203584
did you really expected anons on this board to understand friendships?

>>9203702
Not really, the "Mori hates Kiara" posters treated it as a massive win.

>>9179698
I absolutely love this image and if I somehow get around to making a fan music video to one of her songs I'm going to try to recreate this

>>9203584
Anon, insecurities in friendship groups are entirely normal. It's not just another bit of her playing the jealous gf, she's stopped doing that for a long time now. The way she read that and her brain immediately jumped to how 2 of her friends she's very fond of seem to like another one of her friends better indicates that it's something that's been on her mind, especially in the tone she spoke in.

>>9204409

>>9204409
She of all people knows how autistic Mori is and that she only drops her "character" safety blanket around her (and Milky). This clip is pretty indicative of what their actual relationship is https://youtu.be/kpd_NmHAU3U

damn, Gura spent like good 5 mins gushing over the King cover and Calli

>>9199891
Most likely

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1434002331540942850

https://twitter.com/_set___/status/1434001346139607041

Default Mori mention

>>9203934
I like that one and this

>>9204951
Where would we be without lesbians?

>>9203535
What else am I supposed to say? I just find their collabs really boring and repetitive.

[Bone Bros News] Gura wants to watch Virus Shark with Mori.

>>9206158
Nice...they're trying to big brain each other