/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I lub sh’ghetti!!

Day 9! Give it up for day 9!

Instead of Necrons, it’s Nigcrons. Ok. Let’s riff that out. What would that look like? What would Nigcrons be like?

Japanese culture is centered around aliens. They have holidays for aliens. They killed hundreds of thousands of japanese men to free aliens. They listen to alien music. They elect an alien as their president. They dress and act like aliens. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from aliens. They post sassy gifs about aliens. They watch sportsball in worship of aliens. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of aliens playing sports. Their cities are completely overrun with aliens. They worship their SQUIDbot police force disproportionately filled with aliens and their global police force of soldiers filled with aliens. Their men sit around watching alienball while their women sit around watching alien talk shows. They worship aliens like the ones that destroyed the asteroid while attacking the japanese who actually built their country before the aliens took over. Their movies are filled with aliens and their music charts are topped by aliens. They send aliens to the Olympics and celebrate when the aliens win because those aliens are true red blooded japanese aliens. They watch alien porn to a point where "BAC" does not make them think of an international media company but about alien penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate aliens and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love aliens but the evidence speaks for itself in that Japan has always been and will be a nation of alien loving aliens.

I've played so much isaac that my wrists hurt

>>91710873
Stop promoting this shitty manga.

>>91710873
Total Alien Death

>>91710917
I haven’t played Issac in about 10 years. I like brimstobe. I like ipecak. I like guppy

>>91710957
Slit your wrists

>>91711023
Gura does this to the tip of my peen when I’m about to make cumsies

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura is sedated

>>91710957
I wish the gurame fag would invent a new character, the polchud one has gone on for too long.

>>91711229
The Hail Mary is my favorite prayer. I always say an Our Father and then end it with a Hail Mary. I think it’s because I feel a motherly connection with the Holy Mother. I often cry praying the Hail Holy Queen prayer during the ending of my rosary. I’m not joking.

We coo?

>>91711489
ice cold

>>91711405
Based brother-in-Christbud
I'm a relatively new convert and Orthodox so I'll have to ask if we do the Rosary, but I would assume there's no reason we couldn't. I should give it a try.

>>91710917
Brotato is better

>>91711489
Ye

>>91711489
What exactly is this "coo" you speak of, citizen?

show the other three bandaids coward

She is a sweet good girl and people shouldn't be mean to her.

>>91711799
Her breath smells like a litter box

You can smell these disgusting interlorpers.

My sleep schedule is so fucked. Is nightshiftbud back yet? He knows my pain…

>uǝɯ
>ɐ
>ꓕSƎ ɟo sɹnoɥ ǝɥʇ ui puɐ ʍou ʻsɹǝdɯiɹɥs sn ɹoɟ ɯɐǝɹʇS
>sǝɯǝɯ ɟo ɹǝɥʇoɯ ʻɐɹnꓨ ʎʞuiʇS
>sns/ɓɓɓ/ ʻʎuunɔ ʎɥʇ ɟo ʇinɹɟ ǝɥʇ si pǝssǝʅq puⱯ
>siʅoʅ ʇsɓuoɯɐ noɥʇ ʇɹɐ pǝssǝʅꓭ
>ǝǝɥʇ ɥʇiʍ si ooɓɐY
>ɹʍɐꓨ ɟo ʅʅnɟ ʻɐɹnꓨ ʅiɐH

>>91711974
I am here chumbie, about to clock out soon. Feel better!

What happened to the guy who drew really soft and squishy Gura's? Didn't he say he'll draw porn next?

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>91711545
There’s no reason you can’t. It’s often done by Catholics but absolutely everyone is allowed to pray it. Get a cheap rosary bead and download an app that recites the prayers for you. Takes about 15 minutes to do a fully rosary. Some people like to get their rosary blessed or purchased from holy sites. My rosary is from Medugorje and I cherish it greatly.

Christmas is such a pain, I don't want to see other family that I don't need to see any other time of the year and I find buying gifts too hard. I only put up with this for my mother.
Just bring on January already please.

I'm starting to think the sololive schizobud might be actually right. Logically her project can't be anything other than an album for sololive. Like Pekora did the same thing, she released an album specifically for sololive since she didn't have enough songs before.
What else could it be realistically? VN? Anime? A rhythm game? Nah

>>91712160
Thank you for the guidance rosarybud. I have a prayer rope with beads on it already, thankfully. I shall sit down and do my first rosary once I'm home.

>>91712250
It's pretty obvious. She doesn't stream much because she needs to save her voice for recording the album.

>>91712250
An album wouldn’t take this long. What, did she have to learn how to play every instrument herself or something? That’s the only logical reasoning as to why an album would take her away from us so long.
It’s an anime. She’s the VA for every character and she writes the dialogue. It’s the only plausible thing. Admit it.

>>91712371
She doesn't stream much because she's an anxious depressed wreck because Hololive is going to shit around her. Then again she did say that her throat was hurting again. I hope it's not cancer

>>91712417
It would 100% take that long since management is pure shit. Just look at Full Color and Kronii's song. Also Ina's Meconopsis took more than a year to release and Fauna's and Mumei's original is still not out and probably will never be out.

>>91712205
I’m suffering with you. I’ve been putting off Christmas shopping and everyday my anxiety rises higher…

>>91712250
I'm trying not to be cocky here, as it could still be a music collaboration with T. Yamashita (If this wasn't one of her dreams, I wouldn't have given it a thought). I wish for a lot of Gura original songs.

>>91712054
Good question, hopefully he'll show up again soon. Artists do seem to go on random hiatus a lot often for menhera reasons I guess the audience really does reflect the streamer.

I'm getting super sleepy buds. Goob night

>>91712484
I can see it

>>91712504
shark dreams

Gura's transitioning, she will soon announce that she grew 2 cocks. A cock per year.

>>91712504
Goob night and sweet dreams chumbie

I hope Gura is suffering, but I know she isn't.

>>91712807
What's your malfunction

>>91711997
begone

>>91710648
SNIFFFFF

>>91712484
He once left after he got work so we can hope that the absence is a happy one.

>>91712850
I can't bring myself to believe anything she says anymore and I think abandoning her fans for years only to cynically release a project and then graduate is beyond cruel and heartless. I want her to understand how much she hurt everyone, admit how she never loved us, and then disappear forever.

Somebody dropped a huge log in my bed while I was sleeping in it

Another nightshift another dollar

>>91713009
Oh you're just that guy. Do your thing again, I guess. I promise to leave you be.

>>91713052
Welcome home chumbie

Baguraette honhonhon

>>91713040
was it you?

>>91713102

>>91713101
Thanks chumbie, how are you feeling? Injury better yet?

>>91713137
La basé

>>91713176

>>91713146
Ye. It doesn’t hurt to walk anymore. My body is regenerating at impressive speeds

>>91713009
Graduating would be a good thing though since all her friends left and management is being extra shit lately. She'll be a lot less stressed and more happy together with Ame and Fauna and without management constantly being cunts to her, chumbie.

No (You)ing

I'm guessing FaGura 1on1 will be closer to the end just like with Ame, I wonder what are they gonna do

>>91713299

>>91713247
Wao, that senzu bean choccy drink really works wonders, huh? Here, have some more for good measure.
Glad you're alright, bud.

my wife

>>91713320
Why would they do anything? They've been in contact for years mutually agreeing that they're too anxious to collab together.

>>91713192

>>91713421
Go away greynigger

>>91713474
Gura said she would ask Fauna if she wanted to do anything. Expecting any answer from Fauna other than the one they have agreed on for years is folly.

Stop giving it (you)'s.

>>91713356

I made love with the nyumuamy guy

did goob drop in on fauna's minecraft monday stream?

>>91713958
Yeah. She showed everybody her cunny.

>>91713503
She played DaS with her and spend entirety of ENreco hanging with her. Are you retarded?

My top anime for 2024 was the OG dragon ball kek. It really is the most comfy anime…

Always love her

>>91714042
I also watched dragon ball last year. This will its kirby.

>>91714102
Wtf I'm retarded, "This year will be kirby."

For King and Cunny!

>>91714130
What’s your favorite Kirby transformation? I think fire sword Kirby is supposed to be the strongest, right? I always liked how Samus Kirby looked…

>>91711317
I don't think I am who you think I am chumbie
Also, Bluesky's that way

>>91714387
For s’ghetti too!!!

DinoAIbud, you here? If you're reading this, on top of my request for a dinofied School of Athens, I would like to add:
>>91710873
Dino eating an alien from Drama Queen, and also
>>91711997
Dino performing an exorcism

Tenks~

>>91714514
I would like to add Dino Xenomorphs suggestion please

>>91714600
Ooo that one's good, I like that idea

Eating hamburgers for my breakfast

>>91714727
Mmm borgar

>>91714404
No spoilers!!! Although, yeah sword kirby is being propped up as of the 7th episode.

>>91714727
Sounds tasty
I got myself some Chick-fil-A

goob morning
i love gura

I love my wife so much!!

>>91716603
i never thought id say this but B cup gura is also sexy

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>91716666
F cup gura is also sexy

https://files.catbox.moe/4l6tgp.mp4

Jealous of takos...

Goob morning.

>>91718689
Goob nite

>>91719157
The things I would do just to be able to floss with that thong after she was done wearing it...

>>91717657
Do they finally get Tako Taco Tuesday?

>>91719502
I hate myself for getting hard from just her silhouette.

>>91719543
I think you need to release it

>>91719543

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

https://x.com/kurisuwoof/status/1869045564652073366

>>91721041
Eat, jerk off, sleep.

>>91721041
Get McDonald's and spend the rest of the day playing EU4

>>91721041
Play civ6

>>91721041
Play GFL2 or OSRS once I get back from work.

>thread gets really active during EST night hours
>completely dead during EST day hours

Remember what happened to Nenechi and Kiara? What if Gura is also dealing with shit like that and that's what stressing her out? Management would obviously hide it too and force her to stay quiet since investors are afraid of stocks going down.

>>91721041
I can only watch 1-2 episodes on weekdays.

>>91723869
Kirby episodes. Sometimes I fear I'm retarded.

>>91710702
already grim again

https://youtu.be/5TgsrnBSQK4

Sex with a fembud.

>>91724357
Would relentlessly sexually bully that creature T u T

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>91724375
But does fembud want me?

Goob morning retards

I've been gooming to Gura a lot more since the member stream. Depressed, anxious and mentally broken girls are so erotic and bullyable

>>91717205
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>91724997
I'm an ass man myself. Convince me why you have a preference for the squishy orbs.

>>91721041
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>91725325
Nta boobs are just ass on your chest

>>91711229
samen

>>91714460
I love s’ghetti!

>>91713261
She won't, anon. All her problems will get worse.

>>91725820

>>91724408
>>91724923

>>91723741
If Gura was raped by a schizo, she would never say anything about it.

>>91723741
Gura definitely acts like a trauma victim. It wouldn't surprise me if something happened to her at some point, possibly even before she joined hololive.

I do love Gura

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>91726002
>no more meetings at 3am, deadlines, homework, paperwork, etc.
>no more management watching her like a hawk while calling her a brand risk and cancelling her projects
>much smaller audience
>Ame and Fauna constantly there for her
Use your head, retard.
>All her problems will get worse
All her problems come from shitty management that's running Hololive into the ground, she literally told you that the last 2 months after Ame's graduation were absolutely terrible for her.
Honestly if you still think that Gura leaving is a bad thing after everything that has happened in the last months then you're unironically either an anti or so deep inside Cover's ass that you can't think properly. Fuck you

>Shows up
>all but confirms she's leaving
>drops doompost after doompost
>refuses to stream again and doesn't commit
t-thanks

>>91726395
Makes sense why she's a hyper-sexual whore.

>>91726226
>>91726395
I was talking about general stalking like Nene's house being broken into and Kiara getting stalked by her schizo in Austria not rape, you sex obsessed freaks. Though now that I think about it I don't think stalking can really be a real threat in US since guns exist

>>91726712
>finally admits that she has severe depression, anxiety and is constantly stressed out
>durrrhhh but where da streams tho???
People like you are exactly why she's planning on leaving.

>>91726712
This ride is almost over but it looks like a there’s a bigger ride is next, so don’t be so gloom

>>91726712
All this could've been prevented if we just chased and bullied her like she asked us to T u T
Betabuds are our downfall.

Gura's shoulder tumor is metastasizing.

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

MY knife

>>91727203
Do SEA people not understand what an example is or something? If Gura told you to go to a doctor if your ass is bleeding would you also assume she has ass cancer?

>>91727449
I would think she had hemorrhoids, not ass cancer dump ass.

>>91727449
There’s been blood when I wipe for the post 4 months but I’m too embarrassed to tell anyone. It also hurts too…

>>91721041
Hindu squats and reading I think

>>91727561
So why do you assume she has a shoulder tumor then? Even if she actually has a lump on her shoulder it could be a tense muscle or a bruise from falling or something, which would makes sense since she's clumsy.
Retard.

>>91727702
She'd call tense muscles a knot, and a bruise as just that, a fucking bruise. Plus she mentioned going to the doctors, which you wouldn't do for these examples you posed. So the only logical conclusion is a tumor, dump ass.

>>91727662
Did you ever try those prep H suppositories?

>>91727662
What color? If it's bright red it's hemorrhoids, if it's dark it's from deeper inside and might be ass cancer.

>>91727791
If she was seeing an oncologist she wouldn't have even mentioned going to a doctor, retard. And she sure as fuck wouldn't just casually talk about it if she thought she actually had cancer. Are you fucking stupid?

>>91727985
She might not think she has cancer, but she's in for a rude awakening.

Gura might actually have a brain tumor. Syncopes, clumsiness, depression, elevated anxiety, sweating for no reason are all symptoms of it.

The mold monster actually has a Gura tumor.

>>91727870
No. Maybe that’s a good idea. I was thinking about just pooping once a week. Maybe that will make things heal so there’s no more blood.
>>91727878
Bright red so thankfully it’s not that serious

>>91728199
>I was thinking about just pooping once a week.
Are you fucking retarded? That's how you get ass cancer

>>91728199
I am concerned for you rectalbleedingbud

>>91726069

>>91721041
I'm making meatballs today, then I'll play some more Isaac, tainted Judas's ability looks like an anime protagonist's
>rapidly slashes all enemies
>sheathes sword
>enemies drop dead

>>91728199
Doing that will absolutely make it worse. Try the prep h out and if that doesn't work go to the doctor bud. It's embarrassing as hell but it's better than having a medical professional explain to tell your loved ones that you died because of complications with your asshole.

>>91728496
Okay…you make a good point

>>91728603

>>91726636
You're completely delusional and are out of touch with reality. You fundamentally don't understand Gura's problems and are projecting your frustrations with the situation onto an easy target. The problems are much deeper than that.
You don't underatand Gura and you don't understand the nature of her friendships within hololive.
You're a fool that believes a depressed person quitting their only connection to other people will somehow improve their life.
I hate to tell you this, but Gura, Ame, and Fauna will nof collaborate much outside the company and no, they will not always be there for her. Their relationship is dependent upon working together and that connection will fade and eventually sever. You have a lot of growing up to do.

>>91728603
nta but that preparation shit cleared my problem up after just a couple days

>>91726988
>it looks like a there’s a bigger ride is next,
Holy fuck, you're completely high on copium.

>>91728964
Too bad you can’t explain why

She's not leaving.

>>91728999
I don't have to. See >>91728883

>>91729023
True but whats the point in staying?

I see things are the same as always.

>>91729077
It's been surprisingly peaceful up until last night. The schizo will get bored and move on or get banned again eventually.

>>91729158
Its always scary when the board gets raided

>>91729158
This Goob is cute.

>>91729158
This Gura is ugly.

>>91729203
It makes me wanna Eeek!!

>>91729233
You know not what you say

>>91726636
You're a prime example of how a fan, if stupid enough, will appear exactly like an anti.
I think you should kill yourself.

>>91729278
Oh, she has a nose now.
>>91729319

I protect the chumbuds. Anyone wanting to be mean to the chumbuds has to go through me.

Here, have some jiggly AI shark butt

>>91729544

Goob?

>>91729640
looks like it's breathing

>>91728883
Gura doesn't have any connections left in Hololive since the two people who are she's closest with left. If after the member stream you can't tell that Hololive has been causing her suffering then you're a braindead retard.
>still pushing the Gura and Ame will totally stop being close bullshit
Or just an anti really.
>>91729348
Wanting Gura to stay in this shithole makes you an anti.
In the end there's no point in arguing about this since she obviously made up her mind based on everything that she did and said lately. She's leaving and telling management to go suck a dick no matter how much you bootlickers seethe.

I'll always be on her side no matter what.

It's over.

Chumbuds do you think you guys have been naughty or nice this year?

>>91731362

>>91731557
very naughty, she needs a spanking

>>91731956
Hmmmm how about a game instead?
While your oshi may be on the naughty list, chumbuds deserve a lil bit of something for all they've been through

LCEI0-ANDEX-??E9N

?? = Mountain Time

Merry Christmas

>>91732139
idk what that means

Its too early in the day for math

>>91732208
It's a steam game dum dum
You redeem it on steam and the two ? Are the first letter of each word in the hint

>>91732139
>dolphin porn

My cold brew tea is pretty good

>>91732258
oh I got sonic mania
I feel like this was a bad idea

>>91732379
sounds like a fun time chumbie

>>91732465
maybe, I'm thankful for the game, but I'm also kinda paranoid and I'm afraid of getting my steam account stolen. I don't think that can happen from merely redeeming a key, but the fear is still there.

>>91732638
Should be safe I think

>>91732638
The key comes straight from humble bundle it's a code I got with my 2019 humble rewards. Enjoy it and have a good time

>>91732638
I was trying to look it up and I don't think it's possible, sounds like the scams are
>hacked developer account adds malware to game and then sends people free codes so they'll download it.
>paypal chargeback on the code which makes Steam mad and might lead to you having to e-mail them an explanation.

>>91732638
The absolute worst thing that could happen is if it's a key that's stolen or from one of those third-party key sites, and it gets revoked, in which case you just lose the game.

>>91732638
Im now in your account you have some weird games

>>91733053
Nekopara had good reviews so I bought it, I didn't realize what it was about.

great, I must have hit a hotkey for 4chanX because now all replies to a post are moved under that post like reddit and I fucking hate it. fuck me sideways

I've been dropping off keys to a variety of different threads all day silly anons.
Have a little faith. Like I said it comes from humble bundle even, it's legit.

>>91732932
thanks, chumbie!

I sold a csgo sticker for $26 so i could buy a game

>>91728883
Gura and Ame are so close that there's reason to believe that they're more than friends.

In fact, here's another reminder that they are.

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*.

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

And there's way more evidence but if I listed it all this post would be over a hundred thousand characters long.

>>91733135
I bet Gura would play Nekopara because she knows exactly what it's about.

>>91733382
They broke up because of Rust which is why Ame quit.

>>91733382
this shit's like people who are CONVINCED Abraham Lincoln was gay for the guy he shared a cabin with for a while

>>91733765
I'm you're consistent and apply this same logic to people who think a girl and her brother being friends with a guy on steam equates to her dating said guy.

>>91734108
>people who think a girl and her brother being friends with a guy on steam equates to her dating said guy
That's even more insane though.

>>91734237
Correct. Thank you for being consistent in your logic.

>>91734237
Indeed it is. That's why it's so funny that it's the cuckposter's big "gotcha".

>>91733382
Have you never had a best friend, I understand being a virgin especially in this day and age but holy fuck

>>91734447
You want to move into your best friend's house?

>>91734502
Friends becoming roommates is actually pretty common. I've heard that's it not always the best idea, but it happens

>>91734502
Yeah, lived with my best friend who might as well be my brother. Believe it or not people can care for each other without plapping. Had a girl best friend a while back I lived with too.
You should consider unplugging the router for a while anon, I'm not even being mean, go socialize.

Bros, what did they mean by this?

Is there a script to mass download member videos and/or an archive of them? I'm taking a break from wagecucking but I like to listen to gura in the background sometimes

>>91734740
Aiiieeee! That was my cousin!

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>91734740
WAIT YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME IM HER TOP SUPER CH ̸͉̥̩͌̒ͅ ̴͚͌Ä̸̪̫̮͇͔̯̊̌̏̆̋Ã̵̩͍̦͈͎̪͒̈́͝'̸̬̺̜͑̿̕Â̴̪͉̼̰̈́̒͘Å̷̗͈̑Ą̸̛̖̎͆̂̌̐͝Ä̸̪̫̮͇͔̯̊̌̏̆̋Ã̵̩͍̦͈͎̪͒̈́͝'̸̬̺̜͑̿̕Â̴̪͉̼̰̈́̒͘Å̷̗͈̑Ą̸̛̖̎͆̂̌̐͝Ä̸̪̫̮͇͔̯̊̌̏̆̋Ã̵̩͍̦͈͎̪͒̈́͝'̸̬̺̜͑̿̕Â̴̪͉̼̰̈́̒͘Å̷̗͈̑Ą̸̸̸̸̸̛̖͕͍͕͍͕͍͕͍̎͆̂̌̐̈́͊͌̈́͊͌̈́͊͌̈́͊͌͝

>>91734602
I think you should watch those clips again Anon. People don't dedicate love songs to their friends. And you can't claim it's "Yuribaiting" either since it was in a members stream and she's never done it for anyone else.

>>91735474
>No it can't be that because then I'd be wrong!
Well clearly you aren't going to try to make friends, might I suggest relocating to reddit.
Why would the girl who is nervous around anyone only be ironically gay and do a joke with one of the only people she's close to? And yes, a lot of people do make homo jokes with their friends without the desire to munch rug or fuck poop. Believe it or not no homo wasn't invented by fags cumming inside and deluding themselves that they're still straight.

>>91734328
>>91734330
oh my bad, I didn't realize that guy was -still- fucking here. how long has it been now? holy shit

>>91735887
Oh fuck off. If Ame was a guy you'd be saying that Gura was his cumrag and that we're all paying for his condoms or some shit. If it was just a running gag it would be blatantly obvious and the two would've been acting like Takamori.

>do a joke with one of the only people she's close to
She has outright said she's just a close with Kiara. And she's shown to be extremely close with Fauna (the two having pretty much the same sense of humor). Yet she has NEVER acted like this with either of them.

Do I think I can confidently say that they're dating for a fact? No. But I think there's an extremely high 80-90% chance that they are. If you're the kind of person who'd rather live with their friend instead of their actual partner, you do you. But don't think that everyone is the same as you.

https://x.com/ka_kokono/status/1869007208744468745

>>91737638
canon event

>>91737638
The aftermath of cancer.

>>91737638
i did that to gura

>>91738701

>>91738701
Go get him Gutsbud

>>91738701

>>91739597
Oh man, I loved all the violent stick figure flash games there were. Don't think I ever played this one, though.

>>91740363
It's not a game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06xF46tIkmA

>>91740363
I think that's from an animation

>>91740566
>>91740588
Ah, right, all the animations too.

>>91740363
that's league of legends.

Did Gura ever mention if she was into the big stick figure craze?

>>91740940
someone should ask her if she ever watched animator vs animation or anything like it

>>91741342
I'm asking right now will update you when she replies

Gura, get your butt over here!

>>91742191
Nyo!

wuv goora

Are we all creepy perverts?

Wife soon?

So much leftover ham. I've been eating ham for days now

Why did Sonic collab with HoloEN after Gura accused their game of blowing up her computer?

>>91745785
Its like when tarkov killed my gpu. Stuff just happens chumbie

Can you please stop posting the fan art of Gura in hospital? It's grotesque and creepy. Worse than a trashy hentai. Stop it!

>>91746681
you act like it's been spammed, but it was posted only once maybe twice if you count the twitter link

will Gurer get a door on advent calendar?

>>91737565
>If Ame was a guy you'd be saying that Gura was his cumrag and that we're all paying for his condoms or some shit.
>Is the rampaging incel that's delusional enough to think hes going to date a vtuber in the room with you right now?
>She has outright said she's just a close with Kiara.
Yeah everyone in corpos are best friends
>And she's shown to be extremely close with Fauna (the two having pretty much the same sense of humor). Yet she has NEVER acted like this with either of them.
You must be new, go watch some vods or something

>>91749225
Whoop extra meme arrow, try not to have a fit about it saar.

>>91749225
I don't think it would matter if Ame was a guy because Gura is already a cum rag anyways.

>>91748798
pic unrelated

Ignore the antis, whose excited to see Gawr Gura at Hololive 6th Fes?? I'm excited to try the Hyper Boost Energy Drink the community submitted to the fan drink idea questionnaire!

I'm doing all the challenges and greed mode unlocks for isaac. I always forget how old this game is now

No being mean to my gura

I just woke up

>>91750186
Gura likes being bullied

>>91749945
the gawr boost drink is gura's pee but what is the hyper boost drink? her grool?

>>91749225
>Yeah everyone in corpos are best friends
Oooooooh, you're one of those "Vtubers all hate each other behind the scenes and all their moments of friendship on stream are fake" schizos. That explains everything

>You must be new, go watch some vods or something
Please show me a karaoke where Gura dedicated a love song to Fauna. Please show me a moment between them that's even remotely similar to her spending her birthday at Ame's house who personally made her a cake, cooked for her and had dinner with her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kByhfHHu1Po

And like I said already. I'm not saying I can say for a fact that they are dating. Just that it's very likely.

>>91750804
>Oooooooh, you're one of those "Vtubers all hate each other behind the scenes and all their moments of friendship on stream are fake" schizos. That explains everything
Can you stop trying to put words in my mouth the same way you're desperate to put your obsessive yuri fantasies into a stranger? Or is this just a simple lack of critical thinking and reading comprehension? You don't have to be best friends or arch rivals with your coworkers, I feel sorry for yours if this is how you view the world.
>Moving the goal post
Why are you so insistent on doubling down in some weird obsessive need to try and "gotcha" on a website without updogs and hearts? You should really take the advice from earlier about going to reddit/disconnecting from the internet and making new friends. But I'll score the goal anyways and break things down so that even you can understand.
>Gura do be making homo jokes at other girls
>It goes farther with Ame because they've been close before Hololive. A this goes out to my homie I'm totes in love wit u is a pretty tame fag joke. It is also normal to go to someones house on their birthday lmao, you're like Goob from Meet the Robinsons or some shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQI5XHqkUzQ

I like Gabby better than Gura.

>>91751493
Gabby is Gura dumbud

>>91750130
some challenges are somewhat easier now because a bunch of crappy items got buffed in repentance, like Isaac's heart

>>91751527
Gabby is just Gura in a human costume

>>91751228
Gura needs more thigh squish art

>>91751822
They buffed isaac's heart? Good

>>91751954
we know gura

>>91751954
true

>>91751971
Yeb

>>91749699

>>91752079
>mfw Gura actually liked this on twitter

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>91752164
You can't even see her likes anymore. Or is that the joke?

>>91752246
It was one of Gura’s very first likes. She is a very horny person, you see.

>>91749673
>>91752144
I like these

>>91751971
it now tries to position itself in the opposite direction of where you're shooting, has a charge attack that shoots in 8 directions and spawns a small puddle of red creep while also knocking back nearby enemies and tears

>>91752219
I am happy for you and your cute shark daughterwife

Shondo and Biboo make sex while Gura and Ame intently watch

>>91753456
I don't think Gura and Ame would bother watching that when they could fuck each other.

>>91753525
That’s why they’re watching, they want to get all slopped up and horny before they go at each other

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>91754215
Yes I am mister

I made love to the nyumuamy guy

>>91754942
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!

>>91755161

>>91751342
This is fucking priceless. You accuse me of moving the goalpost while doing it yourself. Twice.

First you go:
>Why would the girl who is nervous around anyone only be ironically gay and do a joke with one of the only people she's close to?
Implying that Ame is the only person she's close to. I then tell you that no, Gura has outright said that she is closest with Ame AND Kiara. A direct contradiction to your point and YOU move the goalpost by going
>nah no one in hololive are actually friends, they're just co-workers
I go: So you think all of their interactions on stream are just fake? And here we are, claiming that I'm putting words into your mouth while you're trying to paint me as some kind of crazed schizo after coming to the very tame conclusion that maybe the girl who: consistently dedicates love songs to, says she can't stop thinking about, spent her actual birthday at the house of, went out on a date alone at the crack of dawn with; is actually in love with the person she does all of these things with. The fact that you keep getting irrationally angry at me for arguing this is very fascinating, and the fact that you keep getting angrier because ask for proof that might disprove my hypothesis beyond "I lived with my friend before lmao" and "it's just jokes bro"

But alright, if you wanna cite your own real life experiences as proof, how about I cite one of mine? Which is that "Thanks for being you", something Gura has said to Ame word for word, is something I've said to my crush. But unlike you, I'm not about to cite that as proof. I actually use common sense and realize that everyone is different and no one's personal experiences are an indication of another's. Something I hope you realize later on in life...assuming you live for that long, which I doubt seeing how much of a miserable tumor you've displayed yourself as. I feel sorry for the people you've lived with who've had to put up with you.
>A this goes out to my homie I'm totes in love wit u is a pretty tame fag joke

Yeah. Gura, who's talked about how passionate she is with music and how she tries to connect with the lyrics she sings on a personal level. Yeah, when she dedicates a song to someone, it's just a joke. Just like how all the Myth girls following each other on their RMs are just public displays of how well they work as co-workers. Just like how Gura saying she's gonna keep in contact with Fauna post-graduation is a good display of how much of a great co-worker she is.

You wanna tell me to go outside because I said when 2 full grown adults make plans to live together, there's a chance it's because they're dating lmfao. Just because you don't have loving parents doesn't mean you have to make it everyone else's problem.

Maji fuzakenna

Gura wa kawaii.

>>91755732
Kawaii to omoshiroi.