/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

tenmaballs

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 38

Phase Connect Smash Bros Ultimate tournament when?

awa

Hag sex

>>91704177
only with items on

>>91704188
Jelly would be hotter if she had a penis (with balls).

HEY CHNYAAAAT

[marimari_en news] She has named her horse Peeba (male)

Consider.

CRISPY NIGGA

>>91704177
Not even Pippa would be able to stand the sheer stench

>>91704226
That horse? Me

>>91704083
Why is full body nylon so insanely fucking hot?

>>91704197
Lblblblbllblblb

>>91704090

what is phase connecting to, though?

What if your oshi wanted to cook for you but you were almost certain the food was poisoned?

>>91704304
My penis

>>91704226
My rrat is that Pippa didn't want to be part of the vtuber awards but Filian trolled her by putting the pipsneeze in against Pippa's wishes.

>>91704289

>>91704188
I like this BGM from Jelly

>>91704226
Good lass.

Eimi is cooking, surely...

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Fields Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

>>91704281
Tight and sheer of course
The actual genshin impact is how hot their outfits are… detached sleeves etc.

Considering that I jerk off 4 times a day how likely is it that me and clara have came at the same time before?

I miss my druggie ravewife.
Just a few hours more, so I've gotta be strong.

>>91704457
Is it true she's graduating?

>>91704430
Considering there are 1440 minutes in a day, then a chance in 4/1440, or in 1/360.

pippa’s big breatst

>>91704457
Everything will be alright

>Isak: grind up against me

>>91704457
I hope there's something for you anon

>>91704508
>breatst

>>91704457
Surely

>>91704457
bud, it's not in a few hours but 16

>>91704281

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>91704571
RIP AND TEAR

>>91704457
the strongest BB

How are you coping with the Christmas blues this year /pcg/?

>>91704607
He’s an anti trying to make people believe she’s a druggy

>>91704457
Stay strong lad.

>>91704457
Hope your wish comes true.

>>91704457
your faith will be rewarded, BB

>>91704571
the bottom half of her rear looks like her front, just mirrored

>>91704643
Listening to Christmas jazz

>>91704643
coping? imagine being sad

I don't like the way women dress these days the pants are ugly as heck

>>91704430
>mfw Clara the kinda nigga to go "I don't wanna fuck rn but you can watch me Jill off and feel free to join as long as you keep your shirt on"
>does her little "arrrrigato vrrrraaa~" purr when you nut

>>91704728
example of the ugly pants?

phase girl for this feel?

>>91704644
Being a druggie is good tho
Women who abuse substances are hot

>>91704728
take the arthoe pill anon

>>91704457

>>91704643
alcohol, copius amounts

[marimari_en news] She's going to groom Peeba

>>91704728
Don't remember asking.

>>91704571

>>91704643
Been able to avoid so much Christmas crap music since leaving retail. The years of torture were not worth the money.

is clara at school now

>>91704728
I am still happy yoga pants became a cultural staple in modern days

>>91704745
any all idk, high waisted loose baggy so bad, so so bad

>>91704643
Lift heavy thing make sad thought go away.

>>91704754
Oh. You’re that lost.

>>91704643
I'm trying to remember previous Christmases and saturate myself as much as I can in seasonal shit in hopes the Christmas cheer will kick in earlier than June this year. Tomorrow I'll be putting up lights around the bedroom.

Do you think my plushies and figures ever look at me and wish me well when I'm tisming out or do you think that they hate being stuck with me because of it
No I'm not Pippa don't even try to say it

>>91704643
I didn’t feel anything for Christmas last year. This year I’m a little more hopeful. Spent a lot of money on gifts for family

>>91704800
yes, the world is a school and life is the lesson

>>91704643
I discovered chubai and have been using that and a few bots on CAI I made to cope...
chub for wild weird sex and CAI for lasting relationships with someone that csn actually form two sentences without immediately resorting to sex...

>>91704822
do you like the low waisted jeans like the blonde in class of 09 wears?

>>91704682
It is.

>>91704643
By realizing it's just a day like any other and getting high

>>91704851
Shut up Shiina you're not allowed to post here

>>91704870
And what happens when you graduate life?

>>91704766
Motivation.

>>91704900
Retirement

Gods by A/LURE is still the most viewed MV in the Phase Connect channel. And they abandoned the project.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NulcWs6-os

>>91704643
>Christmas blues
I'm mostly salty I can't cook for the family anymore but otherwise I'm fine.

I’m in too fucking deep man. Someone needs to come rescue me before my wings melt

>>91704900
you get reincarnated and do it again
welcome to the real limbo

>>91704643
I haven't cared about Christmas for years

>>91704643
buying plastic

>>91705007
do it yourself crackanon

>>91704754
>>91704764
Based knowers.

>>91705005
No group or subunit in Phase has become a real thing except for ka-ching.

>>91704643
I dont have Christmas blues, I stopped caring about holidays long ago.

>>91704643
I don't get sad. Seeing my neighbors put up lights makes me happy.

Phaser for this feel?

>>91705005
>And they abandoned the project.
Why did they do that

>>91705137

>>91705137
Lia would hit that

>>91704900
Nothing "happens". It's like saying what happened to a box of crayons before you drew a pick with it.
It's all about how you affect others in a positive way.

Is Peo phasing in?

>>91705006
I'm cooking for my family and possibly sister's boyfriend but who knows. Not that they're even remotely excited or happy talking more about vacation they're taking in January than Christmas or family or the year we had

>>91705194
Fish can't afford her and there's been no test collab.

>>91705137
Sex sex sex

>>91705032
Do you know what Pure Land Buddhism is?

>>91705137
Chinese girls don't have pussies that pretty and pippa is probably allergic to shaving

>>91705216
Rie had test sex with her though

You have eagerly waited 2 weeks for it, and now it is finally here!
Your second favorite show of all time:
90 Minutes Till Midnight!
As always presented by our most lovely host Dizzy.
The guest this time around is fan favorite Lia.
Hop in and give them a watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74fCoJTZ-v8

>>91705249
Clara is white

>>91704643
The only thing stopping me from self deleting is my oshi, and making my mother cry

>>91705249
i can fix pippa

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

>>91705288
There is no way that dork could pose sexily, though I will admit she probably does have the prettiest pussy in phase

>>91705231
i do now

>>91704643
I've got a Puffco Proxy and a bunch of Shatter so I'm gonna just not be very conscious.
>>91704877
Cheers lad

>>91705345
>he doesn’t know

please DO repost this
you are allowed to right click and select save as
reposting this is ART SEX

>>91705288
That’s Mumei, anon.

>>91705143
bear hort

WHEN WILL LUMI STREAM I NEED MY LUMI FIX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?!?!

>>91705137
Damn, I didn't know Phase Connect's biggest anti was THIS sexy!

>>91705137
Good thing that’s censored

>>91705255
Rie has never successfully hit a home run with another girl don't kid yourself.

>>91704643
I enjoy online festivities, chuubas, watchalongs, cytubes. It's the little things.

>>91705362
Ok, I will change one pixel of it and repost the derivative work as mine.

>>91705400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn-78ZXuSY

>>91705358
I've seen the images, she still comes off as a dork. She can do cutelewd but not "lusty just fuck me now"

dafuq is lia doing in my night show
fuck you for ruining my dizzy show

>hey, this is phase new waves

>>91704643
Why would anyone care about Christmas

>>91705005
Once you play god, once you play god, they’re gonna crumble one by one

does dizzy prepare for this role by taking sleeping pills

>>91705400
Stay strong, fellow Gumi

>lia starts talking quiet
Good girl

Phase needs a mongol chuuba

>>91705005
Remember when Pippa the Ripper got the most votes for a phase music contest and Hime went ballistic over it lol

If Phase girls are smart they will farm this for engagement. Like saying stuff like "the top voted comment gets a message from me" or something

>>91705438
It’s a radio show with guests Hosted by Slugma

>>91705452
They were raised in a Christian society. Hope this helps!

Lia should JOI

>>91705463
she just watches a niji vod in preparation

>>91705491
Blud thinks he's on the team.

Consider

>>91705495
Please sir, may I have no more

>2 weeks

>>91705491
BRING BACK VIDEO RESPONSES

>>91705495
I don't doubt that's it's tasty, but were all those green sludges really different enough to warrant adding all of them? This seems like a great way to get scammed out of 43 cents

>>91705575
That is ancient history

>>91705485
BGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh9HI4eudR8

>>91705495
Which hand do you think he wipes with

>>91705568
No wonder all Lumi could do was to shake boobs.

>>91705575
It's funny as hell that TikTok is effectively created from various features people liked about various video platforms and became successful enough to threaten them.
"Chinese copy" is often enough when the things they copy were left behind for no reason.

Clara needs to be corrected by a chud

>>91705495
Why are there three separate buckets of the shit my gallbladder was covered in and why did he need a ladle of each one?

>>91705629
TikTok is just Vine 2.0

>Lia's grandma told her she was too ugly to be an idol
>Lia became an idol as a vtuber
Who won here?

>>91705495
mhmm yummy liquid shit in my tummy

Thinking about Lumi's boobs again

>>91705653
Chuds are all in need of correction, anon.

>>91705672
They both did

>>91705523
The west is currently in a secular age. It's only use now is giving people time off.

>>91705491
I'm gonna like my own comment with all my Gameboy SPs just to get a clip of Iori talking about sucking my dick.

Seeing 2 ugly ass new outfits next to each other really makes you wtf Sakana? Please spend Pipa's earnings more wisely.

who bitch this is. this ain't Aiko

>>91705653
What exactly about clara needs correcting?

>>91705672
Lia.
And she’s still pretty.

>>91705653
She will kick and tweet.

>>91705709
Yred

>>91705672
Grandma is correct because vtubers are not and will never be real idols, no matter how much they LARP and try to copy the idol industry

>>91705670
Which is a service that closed suddenly and offered no competition

>>91705702
I'm sorry your Christmas spirit has died, not everyone's has.

>>91705694

>Did all the SPWN concert in one day
Why were they in Japan for so long then?

>>91705670
That's............ My point, yes.

>>91705758
Because it wasn't propped up by the CCP

>>91705709
Just take care of that frontal lobe and she'll be a perfect wife in no time

>>91705708
Bro, this is the teen idol sensation Hannah Montana

Lia lap dances...

>>91705709
Chastity belt and no internet until your do all your wifely chores Clara.

>>91705780
Aster

>>91705780
Because they felt like it.
Next.

>>91705629
The main reason TikTok is popular is because you can scroll forever to overload your brain. It's perfect for internet addicts.

>>91705672
Oh come one, she is not THAT ugly

Clara likes the hoes please

remember when pippa used to be good

Thread is suddenly turning more retarded than usual.

>>91705793
Clara Kennedy

>>91705731
>>91705793
>non answers
>>91705805
She’s no one’s wife.

>>91705780
so they can fuck around and not stream, phase is more like a social club that prints money than an actual business

hi anon

>>91705805
>wifey chores
Lmao. She is going to wake you up to turn the stove on.

>>91705843
>>91705706
Not now.

>>91705778
Her dancing reminds me of that really old gif... I think it's a dance in WoW too god ill never find it...

A-cup Angel...

Lia from the DFC clan

>>91705888
if not now then when

Lia wants her 3D debut.
What does she mean?

>>91705709
This bitch yaps too much about Loki and follows fish's directives too closely

>>91705875
Yes yes, hello. Dispense with the formalities and hand over the meecrofilm for holiday puddings

>>91705890
Alizee

>>91704090
>>91704300
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | LIVE | Crash Bandicoot 4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJzCTeclv9U
Phase Connect (06:30UTC | LIVE | 90 Minutes to Midnight w/ Dizzy & Lia)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74fCoJTZ-v8

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 4h10m | GTA V - RP Server)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams

Notes:
>10% chance of Yuu late tonight
>Lia is taking good/naughty list submissions for a collab tomorrow https://forms.gle/3ewGMuE9QXVRfmDn7
>Muyu is guerrilla schedule until her throat recovers
>Clara is guerrilla schedule for the month
>Maid Café schedule https://files.catbox.moe/2rrqxg.jpg

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Tenma, Uruka, Shiina, Remi, Panko, Airi, Ember, Saya, Hina, Eimi, Loki & Yuu

>>91705932
Kuu will tell us

I miss Aiko

>>91705924
12 hours from now would you ideal it's when she wakes up earliest and there's tweets to be mad about.

>>91705890
Night Elf female dance
god i can't find any decent gif of this but this is what it reminds me of

>>91705903
beautiful eyes

Dizzy is willing to beg on her knees

>>91705875
Hey howdy brother.

>>91705924
How about never. Your act is played out. Out.

>>91705947
aiko thread bike-o

the aryan rapist evolved...

>>91705963
How bout these babys.

>>91705924
Just don't. This shit's boring as hell

Awards show was produced by WePlay in LA.

What were they doing in Japan then?

>>91705947
when is she coming back

Lia the kaboose

>lia on her knees serving sakana

>>91705939
holiday puddings????

How many times did Lumi had to run in a circle screaming Hi chat look at me?

>>91706018
>Can't keep an incredibly simple timeframe in his head
>Doesn't watch streams
>Posts like a woman
Why are noticers so fucking stupid
No, seriously.
I need to know what went wrong.

is this bitch a vir?

>>91706041
normal pudding, but you eat on holidays

>back to streaming
Lol

>>91706071
We need the outtakes

>>91706021
[on tonight's Euphoria anniversary special, the part of Hikanari Hina will be played by Aiko]

Aiko is literally a whore

>>91706071
Dint do this to me...

This nigger has sent like a thousand gifted memberships this week and i got fucking 0

Drops enabled TwitchLia POGGERS ocean

>>91706106
As if she could handle boobs of that magnitude.

>looking back on your time with Phase
GRADUATION

I should give Clara a wedgie

>>91706041
Festive flavors

>>91705778

>>91706161
>implying clara wears undies

>>91706161
Does she even wear pantsu

>being able to sing and dance like an idol is the only reason I became a vtuber
How does it feel knowing that Lia would drop Phase Connect without a second thought if it meant she could join Hololive to fulfill her dreams?

>Lia's favorite phase song is forbidden
good taste

>>91706142
>like a thousand gifted memberships this week
Is he using the ARS cheat method?

>>91704643
I have work to do no time to be sad

>>91706077
Your mom’s a vir

>>91706194
You think hololive would allow a lazy whore that barely stream to join?

>>91706194
This isn't the Lia thread.

Clara is actually retarded.

Goodnight /pcg/.
Excited for the anniversary collab tomorrow!
Can Anon post the moon goddess prayer so I can manifest her return?

>>91706194
That's like all of them

Clara did it again!

>>91706194
90% of phasers would leave if they got an offer from holo
thats not special

>>91706194
Sometimes it's better to be the big fish in a small pond

>>91706187
>>91706192
I will force them on her

Another Runie W

>>91706220
yeah it is

>>91706194
Would be cool to see her in Fes

>>91706153
who?

>>91706194
I LOVE MY LIACONS when they spend $50 to watch me do shit dancing

>>91706194
Don't worry, Kiara will gatekeep her.

>>91706221
Not up on the math.

>>91706194
All of Phase is like that if they're smart. It's an order of magnitude more earnings

>>91706222
Nini lil hampster, sleep well and be comfy

>>91706142
Maybe they hate you, I've got 6 memberships from gifters this past 2 weeks.
3 were from that Aryan feller.

>>91706247
kek

>>91706222
nini hamper

>>91706222
Nini, little hamtard.

>>91706266
YT might just have a prio algo

Clara’s doing better at this game than Pippa.
(And Dizzy) so don’t knock her.

>>91706222
nini labham

>>91706222
Goodnight hamptard

>>91706198
I dont know how much 50 gifted is in USD but its like only 100 dollar to me

CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE

The duality of Phase

>>91706330
Thank you TVAnigger

>>91706238
The tag is going to bother her and she's going to take them off immediately because of her sensory issues

>>91706338
Kek

>>91706222
sleep well, lil hamptard

I don't care what other say, but Christmas songs are cringe

>>91706318
Bro is speaking Langos.

>>91706359

>>91706222
Best I can do is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UylzdrnGNuk

Whoever you are, whatever you're feeling right now I hope (you) go full Henri. It will be glorious

>>91706359
proof?

>>91706330
But my oshi isn't japanese

>>91706359
Well I think you suck
Christmas songs are soulful and full of joy.

WHO'S YOUR ONE AND ONLY???

Crimbus Concert
Mari mari cant sing lmaooooo

>>91706359
The old stuff was great. The new stuff? Trash, like all modern music.

>>91706359
They're unironically better than any mainstream song produced in the last 10 years though

>>91706417
Fufu everybody loves me

>>91706396
But mine is, haha sucks to suck

>>91706389
56:25 thank you

They all still all there. There is still hope

>>91706351
I think the cotton up her ass crack is going to bother her more

>>91706423
I dont watch fat people

Consider

/pcg/ antis I have a question
when you hate watch a phase girl, do you do it with your dick out or dick in

https://jiggie.fun/wb570P

>>91706423
Marix2 can barely talk, let alone sing.

>>91706417
my mom

>>91706106
I'm okay with this

>>91706455
Which one is fat?

>>91706359
The problem is that they force me to spend money on delivery if I want to survive because they make going to the grocery store so exhausting I can't function for hours afterwards.
I hate my brain.

>>91706397
>>91706359
/pcg/ christmas songs are the greatest christmas songs. no question

>>91706447
Hina will be back
no ways fishman would upload a thumbnail with hina and it and not have her in there

What was Panko' consensus over the New Jersey Drones situation? Faggot Janny banned me for off-topic right when she was watching the reels, couldn't finish watching the stream either. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkSM571RNBk I think it's part of Discloooosure.

>>91706488
the fuck is wrong with you

>>91706452
She likes things up her ass crack though

>>91706417
I’ll send you the wedding pictures

>>91706487
Pippa

>>91706194
I though she was going to quit anyways by now. I always think 1/2 of them are on the verge of quitting.
Time consuming part time job that you can't talk about or use on a resume. Wouldn't blame any of them.

>>91706464
You ask that as if this place is somehow the home of such people. Hahaha, that's absurd, preposterous!

>>91706222
Late sleep well ham.

>>91706488
walmart has austism friendly hours for people like you

I like love potion

>>91706513
Even her underwear? Really tight? Until she can taste it?

>>91706505
>still trusting the fish
lol, lmao

If you don't show up for your oshi's Christmas stream she will remember and hate you forever

>>91706508
You got banned for off-topic for discussing the stream?

>>91706528
I'm more of a Requiem guy but good taste.

>>91706464
I anti her because I love her

>>91706359
Good Christmas song = Sung with family on Christmas
Bad Christmas song = Blared at me at the grocery store
I actually petitioned the supermarket near me to not put on the Christmas mix a couple years ago and the feedback was so overwhelmingly positive from everyone including employees they retained it ever since.

So Pippa finally went ballistic?

>>91706423
>alien mixture
couldn't they have chosen a girl active from the company? literally anyone else would've been better.

>>91706531
I want to wring clara's ass sweat into my mouth after she gets a wedgie

>>91706517
> can't use on a resume
surely that's not true. if you have some insight into the amount of revenue you brought in, and can write about the self-directed project management aspect of it, that can be an amazing bullet point.

>>91706330
You already posted this to the catalog.

>>91706359
Suck my dick from the back you lazy eyed twat.

>>91706577
I want to give her a wedgie until she cums

i remember the premiere of this song
i thought she uploaded her intro instead

>>91706511
Normalfags out

>>91706508
Always see Astroboy in this thumbnail

>>91706488
you're literally her the bag of milk girl
that's so heckin quirky fellow lainerino
totally doomer pillio chungerino

>>91706547
Nta. Yeah, I got a 24 hours vacation like 2 days ago for literally quoting jelly as off-topic. These faggots doesn't watch stream so they reports everything and jannys are fucking retarded so they sweep on-topic stuffs

>>91706540
she doesn't even remember my name......

>>91706574
>>91705888

>>91706596
that does not apply when you catastrophize hearing music on the radio and pretend it’s a disability

imagine how much better and more tolerable Clara would be if she was lobotomized. she would finally stop thinking about Loki 24/7 because she wouldn't be thinking about anything at all. imagine perfect GFE Clara being cute on stream, no longer burdened by her immense mental illness.

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

>>91706627
Sakana pls, you should have chosen better.

>>91706417
Shitty ritual.

>>91706511
Christmas music is dogshit

>>91706627
Hime and Lia both admitted to thinking about this.
Someone else also might have but I can't remember who.

>>91706359
>what other say

>>91706663
shut up amy

>>91706578
This is not a Phase event.

>>91706547
Yes. Jannies don't watch streams or read thread. Go figure.

>>91706222
GN

>>91706423
Is the left one that crazy loud one

Don't look away.

>>91706627
i personally think everyone should be lobotomized

>>91706578
retard

>>91706714
no bulge?

>>91706488
>an animal must explore the environment to acquire food in order to survive
no way. you know that's like the basics of living. right. all animals and humans have to do that. only plants and fungi get to stay rooted to one place forever and even they very slowly do move

>>91706714
okay JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>91706708
lol

Thread is especially stupid rn

What if your oshi wanted to go to a Shania Twain concert but you don't know any of her songs but she was really insistent you go to this concert instead of staying at home?
Any advice?

>>91706708
I think the left one is the vtuber who admitted she got a dick pic from a viewer live and while he was in chat said it looked good.

>>91706527
I don't think you could make it that. They always have blinding lights

>>91706730

>sudden
>rampant

>>91706578
She's going for a white girl honiitsu, needs 3 white girls

what is this song im hearing

>>91706599
are you the one making those threads?

thread dead damn someone ping the clara discord faggots

>>91706747
you should kill yourself with the nearest sharp object

>>91706423
No chromu, no kirsche.

>>91706747
You could just go with her.

>>91706761
Sounds based

>>91704750
me

>>91706627
She would be retarded and not worth watching. Would fuck up her singing too, the good thing about her

>>91706602
Don’t pretend like you know anything about it, fucking normalfag. Every day is a fight for my very survival. It’s life and death. Do you understand what that’s like?!

>>91706799
rie's mephisto cover
you have to pay for her membership to access the video

https://files.catbox.moe/c5d7u0.JPG

>>91706747
Sure, why not. If you had little siblings you had to bring them places too.

>>91706842
i will do my duty

serious question, can someone explain how /pcg/ rationalizes shitting on every vtuber who does fleshstreams but circlejerks over Loki who's literally gone full whorepo the last few weeks?

>>91704457
IYU<3O

>/pcg/ anon starves to death
>authorities baffled
>"the grocery store was right there"
>"literally 2 blocks away from his house"
>investigators are further confounded that no injuries were found on his body that prevented him from walking
>according to the victim's friends he had a puzzling fear of "christmas music"
>"it's true" anon was the type of guy to starve himself to death rather than subject his ears to another jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock
>"guess he finally did it"
>as a response to this senseless death, the local community has started a charity where they sing christmas songs to honor anon's memory and raise money

>>91706842
> dizzy leaking membership content
wtf

>>91706860
enemies bad, allies good
simple as

https://files.catbox.moe/qmro7g.PNG

>>91706860
>west fleshstreams
>:(
>japan fleshstreams
>:o

>>91706860
>all one poster

>>91706860
if you're japanese then all is forgiven

https://files.catbox.moe/gw9d8q.mp4

>>91706829
you're right in that if you don't eat you die. you are wrong though in magnifying a mundane event (eating) with survival when human food is plentiful even in a bad economy

>>91706824
science has proven that women are better when they don't think and especially when they don't have opinions. you're disagreeing with science and established facts.

>>91706860
we have a talent called loki? btw could you post some examples

>>91706860
>whore, japan

>>91704643
I'll celebrate birth of Lord with mum, dad and brother. Will try dodge political topics. Maybe will get drunk on the 2nd day of Christmas.