/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

why

>>91672886
Well good new, she wants you to pick her.

WHY DOES SHE HAVE NO PORN?!

>>91672886
You can do it anytime.

>>91673507
>new

>>91672886
get in line

>>91672886
pickmes are just fine with facefucking

>>91672886
smugalana is the winner of most rapeable vtuber 2024

>>91672886
Buy some ads fatass Silvervale doing a dreamworks frace

>>91672886
obese alana

sex

>>91672886
so when is she going to start a fansly/onlyfans?

>>91679583
it's only a matter of time

>>91672886
Is this Kirsche's redesign?

>>91676089
>>91676614
There's no proof she's overweight.

>>91679583
I'm sure she will make a SmugAlana Fansly soon, once she realizes how much money there is in it. Because that's all Alana cares about. Just making more money and making number go up. Not any love or passion of streaming or vtubing

>>91682522
lmao why would she, she probably earns 100k a month from her youtube channel

>>91680410
Whats sad about Sinder is she actually started off seemingly seiso, but I had to drop her. I fucking hate coomers. Sad given her rigging/face was amazing, easily the best model.

>>91676044
Post your AI slop folder.

>>91672886
Why does she sound so insanely fat, everytime she says >Chat I can hear the reverberations.

>>91680410
The inevitable fate of all indies

Whenever I see a random indie in the catalog I assume it's a hate thread., which is weird because Alana is such a middle of the road vtuber. She just reacts to shit male viewers probably like and has a hot model.

>>91680410
Let me guess. People only clipped her sexual moments and she leant super hard into it?

>>91682764
Because that's how human greed works. The more money the better

>>91682802
What an overreaction. She's lewd in the teasing kind of way, not
>fuuuuuuck I need to suck coooock
like Veibae or whoever is more relevant these days

>>91672886
idk who she is but that is one very fuckable face in that screenshot indeed

>>91680410
stuff like this is just depressing more than anything. these women start as pretty normal content creators but then over time their fanbase gets full of people who think of nothing but sexualizing them, and they lean into it until eventually they're doing fansly streams where they shove shit up their asshole. Like Bao was just a regular utaite doing cute covers, then tried streaming, then was pushed into doing more "coomer" shit like talking about monsterfucking, and now she's doing this shit. Then after all this, they're going to wonder why people don't take their regular stuff seriously anymore, like I'm sure Bao realizes that nobody will take her as a serious singer anymore knowing about her fansly shit.

>>91685814
boa was literally always a massive slut anon, I don't know what to tell you.

The good news for you pearl clutching anons is that despite the hot model Alana is basically anti-sexy.

>>91685979
but there was definitely a period of time where she was more tame. But basically when she became a vtuber and wanted to ride the algorithm, she heavily leaned more into that slutty shit until it all started to crescendo into her new fansly career. Going onto her channel sorted by oldest and seeing her channel turn into that is like watching someone's dream die in real time.

doesn't she have ADHD
don't some ADHD meds make you super horny

>>91686016
>despite the hot model Alana is basically anti-sexy
A vtuber acting prude makes me want to fuck them more

>>91686286
>is like watching someone's dream die in real time
Whose dream? Yours? On the first stream she said she wanted to do it for a long time

>>91686629
And vtubers are infamous for always being honest.

Alana more like Anala lol

>>91685814
Bao is the funniest case of gradual descent into degeneracy, like the doujin Metamorphosis. I would have a good laugh if she became a total cumslut and fucked 1000 guys in 1 day

>>91687666
Only if I get to be one of those guys.

>>91676044
damn how do I get my slop to look this good

>>91680410
How many big indies slut it up on the side like this? It shouldn't be shocking but finding out Sinder has a fansly kind of just blew my mind for some reason.

>>91688847
she JUST started it, so it's not like a huge revelation

>>91688847
most indies big and small, its just the way of being a female in modern times in the west. if your good enough looking and not trying to go into a high end career, even if they are still sometimes though, they will hoer themselves on the internet for attention and money.

>>91689904
tiktok generation, aka idiocracy generation. That's just not women. All of them kids want to be tiktokers or streamers so much they're still illiterate as teens, kek.

alana foreskin cleaning

>>91688847
doesn't help sinders real mom and dad told her to make "spicy" asmr.

>>91680761
Post hands Alana, we want to see those sausage rolls

>>91672886
She said on stream she doesn't shlick to R34 of herself because she thinks it's egotistical
Actual reason: She doesn't have any R34 of herself for her to shlick to

>>91685979
Bao was but Hikaru Station wasn't.

>>91672886
what would raping smugalana be like

>>91696963
Uhh... she's got a funny scream...

>>91685814
You just reminded me of heyimbee. Thanks.

>>91696963
Insanely hot

>>91696963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OG5T8MTRbE

Fire alana or frost alana. You must choose.

>>91696963
the very thought of her screaming and sobbing uncontrollably in that situation makes me rock hard

>>91690382
>All of them kids want to be tiktokers or streamers so much
Literally the only jobs that are going to exist in 10-20 years are like ditch digger peasants and "influencers" so they're right to want that.

>>91690547
With her mouth, of course

>>91683301
It IS a hate thread, just not one made by men whom pickme-allegations aside are mostly ok with her, but made by women instead. Because women are catty and vindictive like that. People call yellow vei a pickme too for saying she doesnt like working with allwomen teams either, but I think its justified.

Women are 10x as brutal as males when it comes to bullying and ostracizing, theyre just more subtle about it.

>>91686484
Genuine ADHD + ADHD meds = mental calm that they would never be able to experience through other ways

Made up ADHD + ADHD meds = drug addiction and terminal gooning

People with actual ADHD have a slightly different metabolism, specially for stimulants

>>91700437
hmm tough choice but frost model

>>91693087
>It's all AI or Koikatsu garbage
That's depressing.

>>91701423
this

>>91703164
this is what happens when you're a boring one-trick pony streamer, no matter how hot your model is

uh oh

do you guys want me to gen some sloppa

Discount Kirsche for people who idolize foreigners.

>>91705720
Yeah man

>>91685814
Bao is unironically a bigger coomer than 95% of this board. Her push into it is not surprising in the slightest.

>>91705720
go for it

Maybe I'm a fool, but I think Alana seems like a likeable, empathetic person I could see myself getting along with if I ever met her. Not even necessarily in a romantic way or anything, although that might be nice (she single-handedly made me come around to tomboys)

>>91706049
alana hates her fans

>>91680410
if anyone is surprised or disappointed by this then lol. shes done coomer rp audios in the past whatd you expect

>>91706203
Nuh uh

>>91706275
ok alana

>>91706426
I don't hate my fans, you retard

>>91672886
I'll admit I watch her shit not because she is interested or noteworthy but because she sifts through all the shit to find interesting videos for me to watch and I'm too lazy to find it myself. I honestly find her takes retarded most of the time but what can you expect from a dumb bitch doing react slop for a living? At least plappers and other girls like her play video games sometimes.

>>91706521
prove it

>>91680510
Who?

>>91676044
That must be some really good ramen...

alana should react to this thread

>>91707652
Alana should react to my cock in her ass

>>91705879
>>91705986
here's yer slop. some random ecchi and a few creampies because she's a good girl


https://files.catbox.moe/fgkzw3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2448s5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/59hpjt.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gpmcqj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/371adq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/t7b8hu.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ji3xj6.png
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https://files.catbox.moe/vjt2uu.png
https://files.catbox.moe/miybmj.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2371pj.png

>>91672886
buy an ad and a salad, Alana

>>91708861
Thanks Anon, these are great!
How would one go about making one's own slop?

>>91709370
thanks! there are many ways, I haven't followed it closely enough lately to know what the current trends are. I use Automatic1111:
https://github.com/AUTOMATIC1111/stable-diffusion-webui

and I download models from Civitai. Your computer needs a graphics card too, preferably Nvidia. To make these specifically, I use a variant of the Pony Diffusion model called AutismMix: https://civitai.com/models/288584/autismmix-sdxl

one benefit of Pony-type models is that they take prompts written with tags, as if you were searching a booru, which makes it easy to get pretty close to what you want. you can also specify the style of certain artists. often you'll need what's called a LORA if you want a specific character, like this one for SmugAlana:

https://civitai.com/models/336477?modelVersionId=376811

you'll need to tinker with your settings and prompts until you start making things you like, but people in the AI threads can give you more advice once you start

>>91708861
delicious slop, thank you anon

>>91672886
This girl has a good head on her shoulders. She understands reality pretty well for a woman which seems to be growing rarer every year on the internet.

>>91672886
Some of you have awful taste in anime women

>>91710001
>This girl has a good head on her shoulders.
roru her audience is currently mad at her for thinking that emotional cheating is fine and kissing is "soft cheating"

>>91685814
I feel for you anon. I actually really liked her when she was still hikaru station. She was earnest, hard working and funny. I loved her singing. Then she became bao and it ended up leading to more coomer stuff and I just can't enjoy her content anymore. She might still be that hard working person behind the scenes but I just can't take her as a seriously anymore, whether as a singer or a content creator.

how do I get some loser cuck from north africa to completely model and rig not 1 but 2 3D models for free for me like she did

>>91672886
Same

>>91710853
people like you do not pay the bills while coomers do

I think she is very likeable and funny.
But when all of her videos are "Its hard to be a guy" "Women gets a reality check" it starts to feel dishonest, like a person giving you way too many compliments.

>>91710636
What the fuck is emotional cheating?

>>91711224
google is free

>>91711254
Sounds like some useless faggotry.

>>91711143
she really needs to cut down on the really blatant pandering like that

Alana should get eaten by a hippo I think that would be a really good move for her career

>>91711664
>>91711143
But it's made her grow past every Phase Connect member that isn't Pippa, and she's halfway to Shiori type numbers, clearly the grift is working

>>91712008
Well I think she should eat a hippo, that'd be hot

>>91672886
I want to cum in her butthole

>>91672886
you will get your wish

she probably fucks her brother

alana sex

does alana spit or swallow?

>>91680410
she was doing coomer asmr shit in the beginning she's just going back to her roots

boobs

>>91718183
Aboba

>>91710865
what

>>91672886
I'd love to see her smug expression turn suddenly wide eyed when the cock comes out and then see some tears flowing as I reach the back of her throat and the longing desperation to please and satisfy and the pure bliss as I shoot ropes across her face and get one in her eye.

>>91716793
Spit for sure

>>91693087
>>91703164
vtubers like her don't really attract artists

>>91672886
She's nothing special but I am idly curious about the noises she makes getting throatfucked. It's like wanting to hear the noises Pippa makes when you pinch her nipples.

>>91672886
paizuri

tits

alana is shlicking to this thread

>>91672886
Alana was built for violent rape

>>91720787
What, incel pandering slop content creators?

>>91724045
and dramaniggers, a lot of artists care about their image to some degree

>>91712020
To be fair it's an extremely easier grift. Fleecing money from lonely, autistic men like she does is even easier than taking candy from a baby, it isn't hard at all. All you need is a sexy anime girl avatar and say things like "oh you poor men have it so hard, women are so dumb am I right? E-except for me of course"
And for the record I'm not saying all of her audience is pathetic lonely autists, but it's safe to say the majority of them are

>>91719164
this but with vaginal penetration and more screams

>>91710865
have no moral compass and be willing to exploit everyone you can. bonus points if you target failed men like alana does

>>91726084
>nooo you can't fill an economic niche, that's grifting

>>91716300
Her brother = me

alana is probably reading this thread right now
everyone say hi to alana

>>91728766
alana hot

>>91685814
That's hot as fuck. Any other examples of cute singers getting corrupted?

>>91672886
smug "i cant wear skinny jeans anymore" lardlana

>>91672886
I don't know nor care whom this is.

>>91685814
>>91680410
This is why you live life imagining the child version of you can see and comment on everything you do, everything you are and you have to justify it to them.

I want to commission some nsfw art of her getting porked
anyone have any artist suggestions

>>91729761
>Any other examples of cute singers getting corrupted?
I only know of a JP avchuuba that puts her whore money into covers and orisongs

>>91728766
hi alana, let me put it in your butt

sex with smug foxgirls

>>91733988
RONOMIYA SEXOOOOO

>>91672886
Buy an ad.

>>91672886
the only thing her mouth is good for, really

>>91729761
alana soon

>>91700557
you realize that she's an ugly fatso, right?

>>91682802
>started off seemingly seiso
KEK look this newfag.

>>91708861
I'm sooo glad I put this thread in my threadwatcher :D

based anon

>>91728766
Hi Alana, now that you fucked up on that reddit post about cheating and your audience caught it. What's your plans going forward?
Remember that your specific audience are the kind of men who will literally never let this go, they're the same sort of men who will forever hold Nyanners in contempt due to what she did to pomf pomf.

>>91732750
I have no idea but good luck

>>91740774
even better, watching her fat flabby arms and legs flail futility would only add to the experience

I personally think alana's fire model should always be naked and covered with cum

>>91743169
And yet look at the heights Nyanners reached and where she is today. Alana is safely into >1,000 ccv territory now.

>>91743169
>Nyanners in contempt due to what she did to pomf pomf
if only you knew the whole affair, the song doesn't even matter that much

some of you people need help man

>>91746837
yes, I do, and help should come in the form of a loving GF

>>91746837
Fuck off, Alana

I just want to bend her over and pound her ass silly while she plays DBD you fellas know what I'm saying

>>91749165
no please explain, and in great detail

>>91686286
stop simping for ethots anon.. there was no seiso dream you're picturing

>>91750337
While Alana lies on her stomach trying to concentrate on chasing survivors, I want to lie on top of her and stretch her well-lubed asshole with my fat cock, making her buttcheeks clap with each thrust, rutting her prone bone and pressing her into the mattress until the sheets are soaked with her cum and everyone has long since escaped

>>91751363

sex with alana

Sex with Kirsche while Alana watches from the cuck chair.

best alana thread in months if I say so myself

sex with alana while kirsche suffocates you by sitting all 300 pounds of her body on your face

>>91680761
voice

>>91710636
She's a Slav. 99% of them think full on cheating is perfectly fine if your husband is even slightly not performing his role as a man to your standard.
t. Ukie

>>91672886
qrd

>>91757316
The punishment for adultery used to be a stoning in the streets in Bible times, and you weren't stoned by a state, you were stoned by your friends and family. Make adultery a crime again.

>>91756825
>300 pounds
lowballing it huh

>>91672886
alana needs rape correction ASAP

>>91672886
Alana needs hugs and kisses

>>91764403
More

>>91764403
ooo nice

>all of her art is slop
>all of her content is slop
at this point just call her sloplana

>>91765592
I really need to pump Alana's womb full of my slop

>>91710636
Is there a clip of this somewhere?

Alana is cute
CUTE!

>>91708861
Good sloppa So is Alana

I love Kirsche.

is she really a virgin

>>91770264
Vtubers do not have sex. They play minecraft or in case of Alana react to Shoeonhead and Internet historian videos.

>>91688847
all of them. even the least sexualizable ones eventually lean into it once they're 4 views because the money is impossible to turn down

>>91743169
>fucked up on that reddit post about cheating and your audience caught it
qrd?
>forever hold Nyanners in contempt due to what she did to pomf pomf
qrd?

>>91770264
no? lmao

>>91770264
not even she claims this lol
she's talked about boyfriends

>>91770264
There is no such thing as biological women above the age of 16 being virgins anon.

>>91770264
She has strongly alluded to having had sex in a couple of her reactslops

Alana is a pandering whore (deragatory) who rarely has any original opinions. Except when she does they are dumb as fuck (emotional cheating is a thing and kissing is cheating full stop) but I would prefer her dumbass opinions over her pick me react slop.
She sees fans as followers as open wallets and won't ever have an original thought again so that she won't disrupt that cash flow. Her pandering is demeaning to her audience 99.7% men and it's so easy for her to gift and manipulate her audience.

>>91770645
she definitely claims that she is

>>91771633
if a vtuber ever tries telling you she's a virgin she is lying

>>91771633
source?
example?

>>91771689
maybe she's really REALLY ugly
>>91771800
she has said it on stream multiple times. I can't really comb through hours of footage to try to find one of those times, but next time she says it I'll clip it

>>91770596
it was somewhere during this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XVuexqq_Rw

>>91771358
true and real
she's the textbook definition of a pickme

>>91771358
She's walking in the footsteps of the boobtube reaction girls from many years ago. I wonder what became of them.

>>91772104
uh oh!
grifter caught in 4K HDR!!

>>91772104
>Those comments
Yikes, the smugglers are NOT happy about this

>>91710636
>>91772104
what the fuck is emotional cheating? just cut them off and fuck someone after it, no wonder long ago adultery was a severe crime, they make stupid excuses for their oopsies

fat

obese

overweight

sexy

honkers

>>91772104
Holy shit, what a dumb whore

>>91705655
Is this soft cheating

>>91771358
>>91772150
My job requires me to sit in place and kill time a lot, think of like how a late night security guard actually doing his job can't listen to or do anything that takes a lot of focus away from keeping tabs on the cameras. In turn, I've listened to a lot of chudslop to kill time, when I haven't felt like listening to something that would actually make me think.
I'm not a fan of Alana but the thing you all are missing is that within the niche of chudslop pandering she's an absolutely skilled professional at it.
Examples of girls I've listened to trying to fill the niche, after I exhausted my Alana slop reserved, and are terrible at it

>Cypress
Sex model, has borderline no commentary beyond "woah" and "chat is this real?" tier 2 second interjections.

>Ember Paradox
Has the voice and cadence of a disingenuous autist who's forcing every line she says like a 12 year old girl's first attempts at holding an edgy opinion. Frequently pauses to state the obvious in repetitive ways behind strained reiteration of earlier stated points.

>Savii
Play 2 seconds. Pause for 5 minutes to yap in circles. Play 2 seconds. Pause 5 minutes to reiterate what she yapped. Play 2 seconds. Pause to reiterate what she yapped about.

>Kirsche
You WILL watch another lecture about bridge and how we are NOT winning the culture war, even though Trump got in office, and you WILL want to fixate on culture war shit the entire time you're listening to her VODs.

>The misc ones I couldn't even remember the names of
Some mix of all of the above.


Like it or not Alana has her grift down to a science. She knows exactly when to pause, for how long, just what to say to appeal to slop chuggers to make her feel based, but not too based, when to laugh, when to screech, when to flirt with chat (or as close as she gets to that), etc. The other girls all fuck it up in some way. They always do something that interrupts the smooth flow from clip to react to point to clip.

>>91780044
yeah

>>91781506
Interesting. There are lots more of them but I certainly can't remember any names and I never go on twitch.
Kirsche does research for her streams so she's not on the level of reactsloppers. I would watch her more if it wasn't for the constant interruptions in the form of twitch redeems, tts donos, and reading nonsense from chat.

post more sloppa

>>91772104
It's already been a month since that clip, her views are the same as ever. Any controversy or mask slip woman moments she has are drowned out by a sea of more slop.
Speaking of which the latest slop just arrived. Open wide, here comes the airplane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hPDHBkZFCU

The chudslop she reacts to is getting boring
I've begun watching more Rosiebellmoo, Paws and Pipi Slayer for my e-girl reactslop needs

>>91783907
I like her voice. I just like watching Jontron Videos with her...

Man...

>>91783907
Say what you will about her content, but I won’t deny that’s a bomb-ass model.

>>91781506
yeah alana has it figured out how to manipulate lonely woman hating incels. which I would say is respectable, but it isn't because they're extremely easy to take advantage of. just tell them what they want to hear
when she pauses, she looks at chat and repeats what the majority of people are saying, and ignores any dissenting opinions that aren't "all women are bad". like you said, alana doesn't have any opinions of her own, all of her opinions are that of her chat. it's all about the money for her, and appealing to lonely losers with a victim complex is an easy paycheck, since they love to throw money at a "based" woman. smugalana is one of the "good ones" in their eyes after all

>>91783907
she really should be full nude

>>91672886
>only facefuck
she needs breeding and marriage

>>91786358
Why do you hate shutins who can't get laid so much?

>>91708861
I want to breed Alana... and I want her to KNOW how badly I want to make her a happy mother and wife

>>91770264
>>91771096
When the topic of teen pregnancy came up she offhandedly mentioned she was glad her mother taught her about birth control.

>>91787386
Because they're not living up to my standards. It's the same reason I hate trailer trash.

>>91771689
N-numi bros, Fillian bros how do we respond?

>>91787386
they're losers who gave up instead of trying to change their situation even in the tiniest manner. they lack introspection and blame everyone except themselves, mostly women.
then of course alana feeds this with junk blackpill content and elliot rodger tier "all woman bad" content to keep them obedient so they keep giving her money. because if they actually did try to better themselves they might stop giving her money because they're in a better place and don't need her playing yes man and reinforcing their stupid beliefs
also this
>>91788272

>>91789538
I NEED TO SNIFF GURA'S BUTTHOLE!

>>91789937
this but with alana's butthole

alana probably smells really bad irl, and not in the good way

>>91790361
alana stinks good (sniff)

>>91790537
she's said she doesn't get regular check ups for her cooter
imagine the STENCH

She probably has a fat sweaty cock under her desk in her presumed sweatpants

>>91682802
Sinder is riding the edge for sure, but she's also pretty comfy and knows when to tone it down. She's generally just playing along with chat. It's playful, not pornographic. She's not Numi "I am such a submissive and nerdy horny virgin who makes porn tag tier-lists" tier.

>>91791871

>>91789480
no one in those fanbases unironically believes them tbf, unless they were literally born yesterday

alana should marry me

loveydovey alana sex

Sex and marriage with Alana....

I just want to fuck Alana's asshole raw until the cum starts dripping down her legs, is that so much to ask?

How many alanas could you take in a fight

>>91800227
she's a foxgirl and probably has a gun. I'd be dead before I ever even see her

>>91685814
after making $20-30k in one week of suggestive lewd streaming where she didn't even have to show her pussy, I don't blame her. I hope all her friends do it too. Once Yuzu starts reading ASMR and moaning into the mic, I will flood entire cities.

>>91800227
Once several pairs of her tits started to pile ontop of me I wouldn't be able to move, so I'd say 2-3 Alanas before I'm pinned and have no choice except suckle on a mountain of nipples

>>91799332
Built for Ryona

>>91791871
Alana's fragrant hole...

>>91801300
I need it

>>91672886
Isn't this just walmart Kirsche?

>>91803924
yes
she's kirsche without any of the conviction or her own opinions

>>91799332
I feel the strong urge to rape

what does alana think of this thread

>>91807321
probably schlicks to the descriptive sex posts

>>91807321
Live reaction

>>91808988
this

>>91804923
She's perfect... she would literally just side with your political and vtuber opinions...

Please go back to playing video games on stream, Alana. You're one of the very few reactsloppers I've seen who actually has the protentional to be something more but you insist on squandering it by churning out nothing but 'DEI woke Gen Z top 10 meme compilations only men will understand' reaction videos. You are infinitely more entertaining and memorable doing literally anything else and It's not too late for you to turn back. Also you owe me paizuri.

>>91813620
She streamed video games?

>>91813620
She actually did stream some games a few days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGAqU7gLoxo&t=5846s

>>91799332
then have her clean it with her mouth after

>>91675274


there's not a single woman capable of explaining why this isn't a good thing btw

>>91672886
who is she is she a sextuber

sex

>>91816872
the image suggests that she is appealing specifically to vile bottom-tier men. in which case I would agree with the premise. I don't want a woman who craves only abuse and ugly bastards because she's not going to want me. I like taking care of myself and I want to be affectionate in between facefuckings and unprotected creampie sex.

>>91819549
the image suggests it is written by a woman who wants to reduce competition that lowers the value of her pussy

>>91819817
sure, but I agree with her strawman. I don't want a girl who just panders to sweetiepies like me while secretly despising me for not treating her like garbage

rape fox

>>91813620
I agree, her recent gaming stream was very funny and fun to watch. we actually got to see her enjoying herself instead of going through the motions of "oh woman bad dei bad" slop videos
I don't know who is feeding her this "games bad for numbers" narrative, it's like saying alana has no entertainment value outside of chud pandering, it's really insulting. maybe it's her mods

>>91820035
the problem is that the entity depicted in the picture doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind the of the person who made the picture
every time the word 'pickme' is used in reality it is always someone of superior value to the person calling them 'pickme'; thus, in empirical terms, 'pickme' is a term that refers to good qualities more pleasant sorts of women possess

>>91672886
She just loves getting her face fucked. The good news is as long as she pursues getting horny with girly coffe on top of her grlous nature, as long as she masturbates will the craving of the day be online for her to baby baby baby to. With this she will likely grab a chatboy to crouch down and long blow with her throat-lips with her legs spread full frontal standing up. And then run her mascara french kissing his cervix up her cum.

I will marry Alana

>>91826751
>>91826817
based

>>91825082
This.
Every time someone here refers to a vtuber as a "pikeme" they go onto my mental white list. Everyone Pikeme-Vtuber has been worth watching.

>>91824131
>chud
Something tells me that content irks you.

>>91829217
how would you describe it

>>91700437
Frost.
I like to head cannon that her lore is she is simultaneously both heat and snow miser.

These Alana threads are all the same
>men being really horny even though alana isn't
>women whining about her being a pickme
>kirsche comparisons
>ai art

>>91829704
go away alana

>>91829704

you might say they are Nietzschean in character

>panders to lonely men
>proclaims to be a prude/hates sex
This is step one, Alana, and you already failed.

>>91831149
yeah she needs to give me paizuri as punishment

>>91831663
I typed this.

this alana thread is better than the other one because this one has sex in it

>>91829704
*Rapes you*

I want to make kids with Alana

>>91836446
This but Kirsche.

>>91816872
You know that feeling you get when you look at vox akuma and hex haywire's content and what they do for women? It's the same thing but with the genders reversed

>>91824131
I like it when she watches IH or Johntron vods. I couldn't care less about her politics.

>>89117011

>>91698491
She was coomer baiting with her thumbnails for years. You should've seen the writing on the wall

>>91685814
Bao is ugly and should work in a dildo factory in schenzen.

booba

>>91672886
built for deep throating cocks

All I see is a breeding bag

pick me this, pick me that, bitch I'm picking who I'm gonna watch

slop

I think Alana should erm! more.

>>91837691
I don't think rape fantasies and being nice is an apropos comparison.
Well I suppose just like how most men can't comprehend women's rape fantasies, most women can't comprehend being nice to men, so there's that.

>>91845476
>most women can't comprehend being nice to men
Understandable.

>>91845702
they're not nice to each other either for that matter desu

>>91708861
Thank you for using a similar artstyle to her original one. I hate when artists try to impregnate (heh) their artstyle on characters that have different ones.

>>91846365
as bad as they can be to the opposite sex, it's nothing on how they sabotage each other, that's what 'pickme' boils down to in the eng; sabotaging the neighbors

Don't just gen ice Alana, gen fire Alana too

>>91846483
Blonde tranny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moysQa-Yqkk
Would you go on an e-date with Alana? You're paying.

>>91846492
then someone should make a fire alana lora

when alana said she won't be streaming today because she's "helping her family with christmas stuff", the actual reason is that she's going to be riding my cock all night

you gonna keep bumping this thread till autosage alana?

>>91846483
This one is a classic too

>>91848686
yea

>>91672886
who?

>>91850784
my future cumdumpster

>>91829117
Unironically, that seems to be the case. Whether it's pippa, shondo or alana i've heard them referred to as pickme's yet their streams have been quite entertaining.

>>91850558
Based+rape

instead of raping her I think alana should rape me instead

>>91848686
I had to wait for fucking ten minutes to post this, because we need even more useless anti-bot measures, but the term is bump limit you fucking newfag, lurk more or go back to krautchan of whatever shithole you crawled out from.

>>91854765
Finally some good sloppa

>>91854765
OOOHH IMAGINE THE SMELL

>bump limit
it's been fun bros

>tfw no big tiddy kitsune gf

alana still owes me rough sex

ALANA HAS A BEAUTIFUL BUTTHOLE

>>91672886
If I knew how to draw or have money I'll commission people to draw her fucking her brother

>>91858329
DANGEROUSLY based

>>91858421
Yeah like idk but every video I watch of her she mentions her brother like this time when she talked about how when she was a kid she went with her brother to a midnight release of Halo and got to talk to other adults/teenagers about WoW and I was thinking commission a drawing or few pages for doujinshi scenario where the other men drugged her brother and then proceed to rape loli Alana in front of her brother and at the end the brother still drugged fucks Loli Alana

>>91858793
holy shit please do it
that is perfect

Alana will be extremely disgusted I'd she saw this thread

>>91859099
you mean turned on

>>91858793
Gross, the brother should be the only one fucking her

>>91854211
newfag

ALANA RAPE

>>91672886
you will get your chance