/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

good evening, i love my beautiful wife
and forgot the title FUCK MY LIFE

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1868528642701279274

last one before I head out goodnight Immy goodnight y'all

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

>>91645641
Goodnight

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

>>91645641
Goodnight brother immy dreams.

whatcha listening to tonight, /vag/?
https://youtu.be/wi_GjDlxduc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtVDvQ1U-cQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYs3vnMcJQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0eNyjUk4wo

>>91645776
https://youtu.be/KsbYG0ze16k?si=OgEEf3WoNpHP17fl
https://youtu.be/gXRM87xCW8I?si=TXAV0t6gshRoHBYj
https://youtu.be/jLB-ZRHWuBA?si=Xi96TUUyLz_Uihhu
https://youtu.be/bO5AXrp59CQ?si=ZI-DafgFyHIRQ735
https://youtu.be/hBTZownRJUg?si=S1oBb2kG4_McG3c-

>Want to wish our girls a Merry Christmas?
Let's make a card together! Submit a tile (An image) and together it will make 1 big card from all of us. Example of a completed card: https://files.catbox.moe/s193sl.png
>Some editing assets
https://mega.nz/folder/QYo1TSDI#0UkjYypj-FaIqUhcnPc3Ug
https://files.catbox.moe/s0ubwd.rar

All tiles must be have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). Spoiling your submissions are recommended.
>DEADLINE IS IN 8 DAYS!

>>91645776
https://youtu.be/Z2CNDTP4Gec
https://youtu.be/2SVHfFP7Stc

>>91645776
https://youtu.be/XXrNh8Mvlv4?si=etQeI2HgwTno3cv2
https://youtu.be/PHq_tuK0dIM?si=xpa-nDdwXh2nS4EO

>>91645776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz1LMiut5Mc

>>91645463
where is the fucking SUBJECT

>>91646783
IM SORRY MAN IM LIKE 5 BEERS DEEP

this is why we don't leave stoners in charge of anything

>>91645065
just so you know i actually masturbated pretty much everytime it got brought up
>>91645776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1bCXjrIGp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcwMO-QU3ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uyK-EMEDgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFVZRPwFlWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23nEnPOXLEk
>>91646403
shouldnt you update the image with whats been added?

>>91646854
i trusted you...guess theres only 3 bakers i can trust. catposter, Iceybaker, and me

>>91647133
i fucked it up one time man cmon...

>>91647214
baking with the actual thumbnail of the cover that everyone liked and not your dumb shitpost would've been nice too

>>91647133
Its was his birthday anon at least I think he's the same Azuposter

>>91647214
that's how it goes man you mess it up ONE TIME they'll never let it down... shaking my baka...

>>91647346
ill either redeem myself next time or never bake again

>>91647298
that is the same anon but guess what? my birthday was on the 15th! so i get to poke fun at him. do not fucking wish me a happy birthday or anything like that i fucking hate when people do that and i will unironically think less of you if you do (even as a joke btw)

>>91647398
you have to bake 7 times in a row without fucking it up for me to not cheer you on with a "dont fuck it up"

>>91647511
i accept these conditions
>>91647298
oh trust me... there is only one of me

im madly in love with an impossible internet waifu who doesn't actually exist outside of my head...

>>91647398
i believe in you bro i know how the drunk bakes go

>>91647609
>Doesn't exist outside your head
Just wait until the onahole merch

>>91647609
just take your brain out dummy, you can even fuck her if you fuck your brain btw

>>91647609
>hasn’t printed out pictures of his waifu
Anon…

>>91645463
If I had a nickel for every bleating heart that baked and forgot the subject, I'd have two nickels I was one of them back in the summer days of vallure and will never bake again... unless no one does and vag dies again without anyone baking after 15 minutes

>>91647800
at least im not alone

>>91647800
same goes for mercyposters btw

WOAH look at that SUPER CUTE girl on the left of the OP image

>>91647981
this was one of them btw

>>91647981
she's gonna be a super dead girl when that smoke enters her lungs

>>91648051
she tanks that

>>91648066
the only thing that mercy hits is her inhaler

>>91648093
and my face

which overwatch characters would each girl be? and i dont mean which would they play i mean who do you see them as?

>>91648126
icey is mei
azu is orisa
mercy is mercy
immy is kiriko
stronny is hazard
shibi is doomfist

>>91648051
>super dead girl
>>91645776
free association
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvsMPOfblfg

for me, it's mercy modiste

I hope Immy likes this silly edit

>>91648126
azura ana
icey lucio
immy junkrat
mercy symm
shibi jq
stronny rein
lena love

>>91646403
Like the other anon said. You should include the progress of the card in your posts. It's helpful to those adding to it.

So how come a clothed still of Immy got her bonked on fansly but I just came across 2 loli vtubers streaming with nude toggles seemingly without issue. Is it a VOD thing or did Immy just get unlucky?

>>91648256
me btw

my willy's stiff

>>91648383
thank god someone else made one because i spent the last two hours trying to doodle it but it ended up looking like putrid shit since i have zero understanding of perspective

>>91648575
same shit on youtube as well. someone has it out for her probably seeing what people get away with she must be getting reported.

i think immy and mercy should press their breasts together for their next song

>>91649034
>breasts
>Immy

stronny should be forced to watch ano hana, and silent voice back to back

>>91649084
yes, her breasts

>>91649114
my nigga what breasts!? theres no breasts on that chest! its flat and erotic, like a child should be

>>91649310
if you observe this image closely you will notice small swellings in her chest area
colloquially these are called "breasts"

>>91649464
there is none, sorry to break it to you

>>91649541
>is

>>91649583
yeah, there is none of these so called "small swellings" on her chest

>>91649658
>is

>>91649701
there is no 'breast' to speak of

he really just doesnt get it kek

you two should kiss for my amusement

>>91649775
you cant win against a brat unless they let you

when she's pregnant her boobs will swell

>>91649928
i really love pregnant loli bellies

>>91649928
shes not old enough to get pregnant

>>91650016
im pretty sure there was a girl that gave birth when she was 5...

>>91650074
>>91649986
stop reading prisma illya doujins

>>91650437

thanks for the idea of what to jerkoff, im gonna go cum to pregnant prisma illya kids

Throne update:
Immy received the retro table and Fitness Boxing feat. Hatsune Miku for the Switch. Her wishlist is now empty.
Azura added a coffee table with rising top

>no subject field
*calls op a slur*

i really love my mama but this was a pretty rough stream. it doesnt help that BGAE isn't my cup of tea. all good though, on to the next one

>>91651299
whats wrong with bgae

>>91651403
nothing, it just doesnt match my personal preferences

https://x.com/AzuraDulait/status/1868575584663884186/photo/1
kino streams when im working she really does hate me

goodnight everyone. try not to die

>>91652477
gn bro.
or dont bump the thread and hide my shame, either way i win

>>91652477
ill try not to but this game is tilting me so god damn hard

>>91652477
no promises

>>91652523
i believe in you anon, beat that game's ass

coxswain

Just ejaculated. Might do it again.

https://x.com/AzuraDulaitNSFW/status/1868600427459268845

Was someone being mean to Azure in her stream?

>>91654652
how do you choke on an ass

>>91654790
the shit that comes from the ass i think

>>91654652
>I only hope you have the day you deserve.
That line is still so hard.

>>91654652
I've never complained about Azura but I think I'll still take that advice

>>91656680
>Only one playing Infinity Nikki.
Shame, that game is underrated because the MC is a fucking psychopath. Apparently all games in that series are hardcore, just because the plots go absolutely batshit without a turn.

>>91658156
Immy talked about wanting to play it but she might prefer to play it off stream

>>91658468
I just appreciate how silly it all is.
I hope Icey enjoys her time with it.

>>91654652
i don't really think so, so there's a couple options: mean maros, reading the thread, or shit behind the scenes. im banking on the last part due to all the vague negativity posting we got yesterday

>>91657476
I like that she borrowed it from Shibi
are we in the VAllure Passive Aggressive Mean Girl Era?

>>91659091
Besides azura, mercy, and immy did any other girl post something vague yesterday?

>>91660440
Shibi's bunny repost was also vague but it might have been a coincidence.

>>91660513
Shibi just likes reposting that account

i want to be passively aggressively peed on

I want to spread Immy's ass and choke on it

>>91660575
tbf it does seem like a bit more than a coincidence given 3/6 girls vague angryposted, and if it's something behind the scenes stronny definetly won't talk about it.

>>91660660
Icey kind of always vagueposts. It's not as easy to tell when she's upset about something unless the reposts are more graphic than usual

>>91660659
joker...

>>91660807
I’m not the joker and I want that anon. Just another my face with her ass…

>>91660660
If it’s behind the scenes I wonder if it’s internal or external of vallure

>>91660912
>Just another my face

>>91660912
>i want that anon
pucker up

>>91660941
I think we should all stop assuming before someone kills themselves over brainworms

>>91660961
I’m phoneposti g from bed and I’m thinking about Immy’s ass… I’m at my weakest right now

>>91661069
>phoneposti g
so am i btw

>>91661066
agreed, im already feeling like i fucked up so let's drop it unless they talk about it

>>91661167
Of course old man whatever you say~

>>91661209
oh good, you're here. i needed someone to take my stress out on.

Immy!

Good morning Immy I love you

Good morning pookie I love you

>>91654652
Pretty sure she's subtweeting the thread and got oneguyed.

https://x.com/ImmyBisou/status/1868684516417789961

>>91662345
I don't understand is she making vtuber model sketches?

>>91662452
adoptables are characters put up for sale. they could be used as vtubers. it depends on what the buyer wants to do with them.

>>91662509
Are they character sheets, design sketch or what?

>>91662573
More on the sketch side if she's just selling them for 10 bucks

>>91662573
it's a full design. sometimes they're sold as groups and sometimes they're sold alone. some solo ones have characters sheets while others don't. since immy might sell them for $10 i'd assume they're sketches.

>>91662773
Faggot

>>91663036
meanie

>>91663071
Sorry, I just wanted to call you a faggot for some reason. It was affectionate

>>91663167
okay i forgive you

>>91660513
shibi used her bunny connections to get some random twitter account to post something vaguely negative sounding on the day she needed it so that she could retweet it? amazing!

Shib o' the morning to you

she is cooking

What lessons can we take from Immy's success and the relative failure to launch of the other girls?

shibi just put the PC together, nothing bad will happen, lock bumi in the bathroom if you must

Immy please if I don’t get kisses from right this moment I think I might die…

>>91664474
our best number schizos ITT ran the spreadsheets and the only conclusive result is that you're a faggot

care to explain?

>>91664593
who's "right this moment" huh? i bet she's some other bitch you've been talking to, you stupid fucking cheating retard

>>91664020
She runs the bunny account, it's all a conspiracy

>>91656680

>>91664755
NO! NO NO NO I’m still in bed… and think about immy… you believe me right?

>>91664946
>you believe me right?
no.

https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1868707925180723287

>>91665509
bless us with your presence in our time of need

>>91665369
I might be a retard but I'm Immy's retard

shibi...

>>91665883
more like shibi cottonBRAIN

>>91665883
She’s bunnybrained please undastand

>>91664797
she died, rip kouhai

how is azura liking hollow knight so far?

>>91664698
Well, even if you ignore raw numbers, like 80% of posts in this thread are about Immy
When was the last time you saw anyone care about Stronny? Never. There wasn't even a Mummeh post this thread, go ahead and Ctrl+F it I'm the only post that'll show up.
There's also not really any Icey or Mercy posting, although this thread has had a disproportionate amount of Azura posts that I'm sure will subside by next thread and we'll go back to normal Immy dominance.

https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1868716002999259588

>>91666485
is she ever going to build this pc

>>91666485
how is she playing videogames without a PC?

>>91666378
stronny and icey both have their own dedicated fanbases, they just aren't /here/ for whatever reason, mercy has several posters posting about her everyday so you clearly don't read threads actively, immy gets plenty of posts because frankly she just has the best model by far, some of us post immy images simply because she's cute despite not watching her, not to mention she's highlighy active on social media so there is simply more to post about with immy

>>91666527
She has a working PC it's just not top of the line anymore

>>91666485
>pc building stream
>a couple of quick matches to test it out

>>91666646
dam whiteboi u smart

>>91666693
thanks buddy

Is A (the letter) male of female in your mind?

>>91666772
i would put my dick in A so clearly it's female

>>91666772
pointy so male

>>91666772
The spanish language says it’s feminine

twitter space for ambience pls, i won't backseat you or judge i'll just fap to your frustrated noises

Who did mercy catch this time?

>>91666772
lunar gender (arabic)

>>91666772
The letter A is a symbol for an ox in phonecian alphabet. An ox is a male cow

>>91667015
pregnancy

damn snippets, wtf did you all do?

>>91667061
i didn't watch the fansly and now she hates me in particular...

>>91667061
good thing i dont cheat on my wife
i also dont masturbate because my wife (mercy modiste) takes care of all of my sexual needs

>>91667061
uhm ackchyually mercy, that is a "rhetorical" question, not a trick question

>VAllure starts 6 months ago.
>time passes, not all members started fansly early at the start.
>money drainers like Bao,Buffpup and Sinder creates fansly accounts.
>VAllure still takes too fucking long for all of them to set up fansly accounts and even start lewd streams

VAllure is like the SAA and Twitch vtubers are like the HTS, Lewdtubing is like Syria. The SAA took too fucking long to set up countermeasures and ignored their allies that a attack was going to happen.

Hope they wont cry and bitch later why they couldnt have a bigger coomer audience.

>shibi depriving us of mukbang asmr
it's over...
>twitter space incoming
we're so back!

>>91667244
are rhetorical questions not trick questions

>>91667330
now that's some content I can snort

>>91667363
technically trick questions still get answered, rhetorical questions you aren't supposed to answer

my guts are on fire today, if i don't make it tell my wives i love them

>>91667560
>wives

>>91667560
Whore (derogatory)

>>91667596

>>91667560
>wives

nono you see, you can only have one kami wife

>>91667560

https://www.patreon.com/posts/118098437
>Slutty Girl Next Door Wants To Watch You Cum For Christmas [Mutual Masurbation] [JOI]
>You and your neighbor Shibi are doing gift exchange every year, so this year, to save you from tears, she'll give you something special

>>91667775
on the first day of christmas
my true love gave to me
Slutty Girl Next Door Wants To Watch You Cum For Christmas [Mutual Masurbation] [JOI] in the pair tree

>>91667857

>>91667640
nice, a literal misfire

>>91667857
>pair tree

My wife has uploaded her stream reservation for the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab0KNyTcuWQ

>>91667316
Okay thank you Blackjack. Bye.

shibi space is LIVE
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum

pretend this post has the picture of the muscular harelot with a shirt that says "a black woman is speaking, listen and learn" attached to it

a wild kouhai appears

>>91668350
no need to pretend anymore!

>>91668366
oh...i thought she was talking for a second and was excited...

>>91667316
aw that reminds me of the saa clipper who left

>>91668502
she got shy and left

Guys is it over for me?
After Stronny's recent heartbeat + humming ASMR stream, I think I've legit fallen in love with her. I know I will never meet her, or even ever be within 400KM of her, but i still want her. I don't think I'll ever be happy with any other girl. I need Mummeh...

>>91668600
You’re in the right place brother. Join us on the steps

>>91668600
>Falling in love with a whore.
Anon, you are not going to make it.

Huh? has there been a recent wave of shittoids in the reefbox?

>>91668600
It has just started

>>91668417

>>91668664
She's always had subscribers only on.

>>91668600
congratulations, you're still more sane than the average reefling.

>>91668692
okay. This just hasn't ever appeared for me

>>91668600

>>91668600
You may watch Stronny casually for a while and then think there's no way it could happen.
But then she just fucks you up out of nowhere.

>>91668864
I've been a fan of her for years, I just finally cracked I think

[VAllure news]
Big announcement soon

>>91668939
whats the annoucement

>>91668939
>unless someone already sannouced it LOL
well? did someone already sannouced it?

>>91668939
finally, they're announcing my marriage

>>91668978
yea but only I heard it

>>91668969
big announcement

>>91668923
Nta, but same. Only recently did I start to interact more and even think of her when she's not streaming...

>>91669007
yeah but what is it

>>91669007
That doesn't tell me anything

>>91669091
big...

Is shibi going to break her ram

>>91669091
This. It's pretty big.

>>91669274
this is too big

>>91669274
she's so hot with glasses

Immy is pregnant (with me), I'm also the father

>>91669274
damn those are two big announcements

>>91669295
This reminds me, Immy won't even TRY to lactate. I'm being deprived of Immymilk and it's because she hates me specifically.

I am pretty surprised idle games don't get commissioned

>>91669418
She won’t have a choice. I’m going to suck on her nipples every single day until I strike that white gold

>>91669418
human breast milk doesn't work too well for adults as it turns out

What is up with all this vagueposting going on?
https://x.com/iceysnownsfw/status/1868736827664089592

>>91669555
this isn't vague though

It's cute to imagine her drawing this up in her own time and concepting the mechanics.

>>91669620
What does she know then? Are her fans trying to fuck each other?

>>91669555
she's probably talking about me.... why do they all hate me?

>>91669656
>trying
we're one drunk stream away from a confession that fans are fucking and sending the vid in maros

im eating ice cream for breakfast, i thought you should all know

>>91669707
What kind of ice cream

>>91669656
they were being fags in the discord ERPing probably

>>91669755
icey's cream

>>91669555

>>91669755
reeses pieces ice cream from dairy queen

huh. i sure wonder who is behind this square

>>91669656
Probably the discordfags ERPing again

>>91669794
They have reeses pieces icecream?

>>91669917
yup but its better if you add peanut butter to it

>>91669637
What's stronny doing today reefling? I'm listening to shibi but I want to know

>>91669866
im guessing immy

>>91669866
I'm going to guess that it's mercy!

>>91669986
she's autistically talking about a hypothetical game she hypothetically designed

[Shibi news]: She's shibing

>>91669986
She's showing concepts for a vending machine game she was messing around with. If you get a chance you should watch it because it's pure strontism.

>>91669555
I have a vague idea what this is about

I just had a terrible thought
What if Immy's hidden language she speaks is actually filipino

>>91670539
we burn the whole agency to the ground and start over from scratch

>>91670539
That's dumb. There are only two languages you're better off hiding your knowledge of, chinese and brazillian.

>>91670539
did she give any hints as to what it might be?

>>91670539
it's klingon, she's a secret trekkie and a huge nerd

>>91670642
One person managed to guess it, but I don't know if it were a wild guess or if there were some hints

Immy actually speaks french

Shibi can't get into the discord!
Azura can't get into the discord!

>>91670961
im in

>>91671010
Azura hacked in!

The big announcement is that VAllure is shutting down. It's over...

i miss shibi

>>91670932
disgustang but for real the french language and especially french accents are hot

>>91671131
>It's over...
Welp it was nice knowing you boys

Good afternoon I love my wife
>>91670539
Immy doesn't speak Tagalog. She speaks Mando'a, she's doing a cover of the 2005 Republic Commando game theme music next.
>>91670616
>language
>Brazilian
It's a dialect of Portuguese, not a language of its own. Read a book, preferably *not* in Portuguese.
Calling Simplified Mandarin "Chinese" is an oversimplification too, but barely passable simply due to the fact that the PRC considers Simplified Mandarin as *the* "Chinese" language and they have more weight to swing around than the RoC with Traditional Mandarin, or with any other Sinitic language or dialect therein.

>>91671131
They're shutting down access to Immy's cunny because it belongs to me

>>91671190
>spoiler
Yeah it is really cute and sexy when she talks it to us

>>91671190
I also really like how french sounds.

>>91671221
You sound like some language nerd, but if you don't speak ithkuil, don't talk to me

>>91671316
>he doesnt speak sindarin and black speech
shiggy diggy

shibi should be building her PC naked, you know, because of static and all that
also she should stream it so we can ensure she doesn't make any mistakes

Is Shibi going in and out for any of you?

>>91671221
>spoiler
I would lose my mind

Is Shibi's tiwtter space cutting out for anyone else or is my internet shitting the bed?

This reminds me of the VN I spent a ton of my free time concepting. I have so many documents of all the characters, storylines, history, factions, and have about 60% of the story planned out. I also had some after stories planned since I knew how most of the characters would resolve their arcs.

>>91671433
try refreshing

>>91671446
Stronny?

>>91671385
>He doesn't speak sentinelese clicker and deepwater hebrew
He's not gonna make it

is this the announcement?

https://x.com/IceySnowpaws/status/1868749550326104573

>>91671610
oh god the lesbearies are gonna have a gay orgy in florida

>>91671385
Anon, don't be racist...

>>91671582
>>91671610
Is this all the girls or just icey? It seems too last minute for anyone to make plans for it. Still cool though

>>91671582
>>91671610
i would be way too intimidated to meet any of these girls irl not gonna lie

>>91671688
All the girls. Would love to join but yeah, wayyyyy to short notice. If they ever do one within driving range of me I'll be there in a heartbeat.

>>91671610
uuuuuuuuuu

>>91671707
Honestly this. I get nervous just typing in chat sometimes

>>91671678
that's like telling a fish not to swim

>>91671688
>less than a weeks notice for a convention
yeah literally nobody is showing up to that kek

>>91671316
>constructed language
Nah, Esperanto is already cringe enough. Artificial language is a fool's errand taken up by pseuds to appear smarter than they are, but end up showing they are midwits via still falling for the idea.
>>91671437
A collab of the game could be a lot of fun, depending on if any of the girls could do the online networking.
>>91671582
>Eastern European
>going to Florida
There's a joke in here somewhere.

>>91671739
i dont think this is true considering how many of them have streams sunday, its just shibi and her that don't

>>91671610
man i'm near florida but it's too short notice for me to take the weekend off...

>>91671898
They have different slots, Shibi was just saying she couldn't remember if hers was Friday, Saturday or Sunday

>>91671433
i'm actually the one going in and out of her

Would love to meet them but my anxiety and general fear of large crowds would never let me.

>>91671889
>Esperanto
I don't know why you call it cringe, but since I speak a slavic language Interslavic blew my mind when I first heard it.

HOLY KEK
https://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1868725728193528090

>>91671928
>less than a week's notice
>im on the other side of the country
i'm having a melty

>>91671610
They've been teasing this for over a week now. Why not give people notice? These plane tickets are gonna cost a fortune now.

>>91672021
sasuke 2 just dropped

>>91672021
ABSOLUTELY BASED MERCY

>>91672021
She slaughtered two other cheaters like that. I love my wife and would never cheat on her like that

>>91671928
They won't ask for their youtube chat names will they? They won't like the ones that go more than the ones that can't right?

>>91672063
sounds like it was a very last minute thing they got into

>>91671688
Too last minute but virtual meet and greets aren't something I'd go too far out of my way for. Luckily I live close to possible venues so I may have a chance in the future.
I do hope for the next ones they can give more notice.

>>91672021
holy kek my wife is out for blood

>>91672165
>They won't ask for their youtube chat names will they?
of course they will

fuck management

>>91672226
I really want the girls to just go
>Who?
To the most annoying chatters

>>91672165
>They won't like the ones that go more than the ones that can't right?
it would be a retarded thing to do but women brain so who knows really

>>91672165
They will or people will give them. No anonymity for the groomed around here.

>>91672290
>when she asks who you are say the name of your most hated chatter
>act like a total cunt

>>91672328
>Can't immitate me because I've got pics of my face on main
Safe

>>91672328
The most annoying chatters have already sent them dozen of face and dick pics in maro's.

You don't think there's going to be in person flirting, do you?

>>91672456
Of course there will be. Better start working on your pick up lines anons. Don't want them to think you're a creep when that other chatter is a chad do you?

>>91672456
there will be
i will be flirting with your oshi

>>91671994
Esperanto is an artificial attempt at creating a (albeit Eurocentric) Lingua Franca, when even at its time of creation the world's Lingua Franca was English, that uses a nonsense mishmash of rules and words from Romance and Slavic languages (with tiny bits of Germanic languages and Greek thrown in to make it more palatable to Continental Europeans and Britons of the time) with no appreciation for the "why"s or "therefore"s of the languages it copies. It has rules, but no reason for them.
Interslavic is really interesting to me though, because it doesn't just superficially mash random bits of languages together (because Slavic languages are all so similar in grammar and sentence structure as part of a family), compared to doing the same with languages like French, English and Mongol (one Romance, one Germanic, one Altaic) and hoping it works out. Interslavic doesn't intentionally butcher grammar for artificiality (because it's already so similar to begin with) where Esperanto does, which is why I like it comparatively.

>>91672165
You get to choose what name you put on your badge anon...

This could have been arranged better.

>>91672528
i'll be back for revenge at offkai

>>91672584
I've never been to an expo

>>91672456
i think most of them will conduct themselves professionally, but a few of them will absolutely be flirting

>>91672196
Honestly, in the future they should let us know even if its not 100% confirmed yet. That;s way better then being told so last minute and having to scramble.

>>91672615
i'll expo(se) you to my dick

>>91672630
honestly this is probably more on the convention than vallure i'm betting, which just goes to show it's probably going to be a clusterfuck

please pinpals and bleating hearts, dont fuck eachother at the conventions

>>91672527
>>91672528
>>91672620
Someone isn't making it out of the weekend alive. I just don't know if it's going to be them or me

>>91672767

>>91672767
no promises are made

>>91672723
Immy dropped a subtle hint about this over a week ago. Should have told us then.

>>91672845
but it's ultimately up to the convention whether they have a spot or not, they probably just got confirmation today

i'm okay, everything is going to be okay

>>91672874
That's what I'm saying though. Don't wait for confirmation. Tell us that it might be happening ASAP so people can get start getting ready earlier.

I hear the brainworms festering right now...
because they're in my head

>>91672874
it's still really fucking dumb let's be real, people fly out to cons all the time. giving a week's notice to get flights arranged and a hotel ready is almost unreasonable. especially during the holidays. like i just checked prices and it's half a grand one fucking way

>>91672566
Cool, thanks for clarifying. As I said, I speak a slavic language and hearing something where I understand 20% of the words by themselves, but hearing them in a sentence I can listen to a speaker and understand them completely is a weird feeling. Honestly thought Esperanto was the same for romanic languages.

But I have to ask, did you study languages or are you just an average mercyposter?

Anyone baking?

>>91673243
i can do it unless im banned from the kitchen for a while

>>91672997
>>91673023
its going to be ok, immy will probably just sit there and wiggle cutely while being forced by management to attend the gay turbo cancer that is conventions while stronny flirts up all the fat dudes and immy tries to dress them up in drag

>>91673374
>immy tries to dress them up in drag
I MEANT ICEY AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>91673374
immy will be wiggling because i will be under her desk the entire time

>>91673374
I'm going to miss immy wiggles too

>>91673334
Ok if you wanna.

>>91673180
I'm a machinist, I didn't study languages academically for the purpose of studying them.
Language comes with the territory of history autism. It's a side-affect of getting better information.
The only books on a lot of late 19th/early 20th century small arms are in French, Italian and German, and the majority of books on cold war Soviet small arms are exclusively in Russian, so I had to learn to read them all.

>>91673033
That's not really how this works they aren't the headline act or doing a big panel they're just a side attraction. It's like come see them if you're already going or to kill time between other things, it's for sure gonna be some fans but tons of randoms. You see all the time people pop into vtubers chats and say "I met you for the first time a x event, nice to catch the stream."

>>91673480
arent you the guy who identified that i was using jamaican during that period of time when i was changing the language of my ritual post

>>91673549
i get that, but considering how rabid our fanbases are it would have prevented a lot of brainworms to do this differently. it could be entirely the con or management's fault too, who knows

>>91673549
Considering how Stronny is saying its gonna be the only time they are ever gonna do a meet and greet, I think quite a few people are about to be a few thousand dollars poorer.

>>91673746
Yea, I am
I play steel drum, I've spent a few summers in Jamaica and Trinidad for music events. That's my excuse.

>>91673779
She said it was the only time she'd do it, not that VAllure would do it. Not that that makes it any easier....

*pukes)

this is gonna be a long week

>>91673779
holy shit she said that? brainworms are going to go into overdrive for those who can't make it

>>91673838
tell me about it

>>91673816
>She said it was the only time she'd do it, not that VAllure would do it
More opportunities for brainworms in the future. Good. Yay.

>>91673816
Aw cmon your lying right? How the fuck was it easier for me to meet multiple Hololive girls but not Shibi?

>>91673838
Yeah...

immy!

>>91673954
do you think she asked if shibi was building the pc in the nude?

baked with goat's milk and despair
>>91673968
>>91673968
>>91673968

Immy spotted

>>91673816
Kek that's probably the dumbest thing she could have said. Either tons of people get major fomo for not making this con or they get invited to other events like offkai and the people who dropped everything to go to this one get pissed for bending over backwards to go to a relatively small one.

>>91674002
Thank you bleaterbaker

>>91674077
id assume she only said that because it's a trial, if it goes really well then offkai is probably gonna happen. if it goes awfully then this'll be the only one. either way this might work out okay

last post for the brainworms