/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>mori: GUH
>ina: WAH
>ame: HIC
>gura: HOOCHA
>kiara: MEMEME

council?

Redpill me on Luna, she seems to have top tier taste in games

THE BATTLE OF THE NEGRITAS

>>9161069
thats because shes a hag

>>9161036
>kronii: UAK
>flora: uuuuuuu~!

>>9161916
Every time. What makes hags such great vtubers. All the best Holos are hags.

Meanwhile in Australia

KIARA LOVE

>>9161931
>sana: Today, it is known that the opposite is true: the Earth goes around the Sun. The Aristotelian and Ptolemaic ideas about the position of the stars and Sun were overturned by a series of discoveries in the 16th, 17th, and 18th centuries. The first person to present a detailed argument that the Earth revolves around the Sun was the Polish priest Nicholas Copernicus, in 1514. Nearly a century later, Galileo Galilei, an Italian scientist, and Johannes Kepler, a German scientist, studied how the moons of some planets moved in the sky, and used their observations to validate Copernicus's thinking.

>>9161954
They have more experience with life so they actually grew personality by this point.

please save her

Oh no no no no

I can't stop staring at Sana's side boobs...

>>9161973
Migochi...

I LOVE MY BIG DORKY SPACE BABY!

>>9161931
Baelz: yaez

>>9162016
>>9162024
It's an awful timeslot for her tbf. SEAs are racist and BURGAHs are asleep.

Astrology is pseudoscience

Gura said that Mumei is probably so forgetful because she's nervous, but once she gets used to it and really blooms, it's going to be really exciting.
I can't wait.

mogged by no one else but the boys

>>9162066

>all this filler
she really is trying to make it last this stream isn't she?

SANA LOVE

I like that Sana admits within two minutes that astrology is fucking bullshit

>>9161973
https://youtu.be/1jZ5av0QClc?t=278

Timestamp, if you're curious.

>>9162071
Hololive will never play KSP
No, crashing flying swastikas for 2 hours doesn't count as playing

Sanner....

Damn, Luna is kinda cute but why does she wear the mask?

>>9161973
Please tell me that isn't real
I don't want the Hololive bubble to spill over into the western world any more

>>9162099
Stop it!

I like this space geek like you wouldn't believe

I love Sana's BGM

>>9162080
I woke up early just for her

Non bagels are not allowed to post below this line
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please stay lurking

Wait, i tabbed out. Sana doko?

Sana's toasty buns...

I love Rushia!

I FORMALLY DECLARE SOLE OWNERSHIP OF THE TITLE SANA'S WIFE

I self insert into Astel and imagine I get to cuddle with Ollie after apex streams

SANA CUTE

I thought it said virgin review and got excited

>>9161931
>flora

>>9162110
she WILL play KSP in my hopes and dreams

>>9162087
Woah, wtf bros I can't believe celestial bodies don't determine my character and future......

im sure this board knows a lot about being virgos lmao haha

Here are the current streams happening friends.
Kanata's done messing around. After sleeping in her comfy gaming chair, she's gotten herself hyped up for some Ender Dragon slaying. If this all goes according to plan she'll be joining Aqua and Miko in the strongest Minecraft runners. She even loaded up Megalovania for the final battle, Go Kanata Go!
While Ollie and Astel team up together after quite a long time since their last sibling Apex collab and are even joined by Ollie's Mama LAM who seriously can't get enough of Astel's supreme gaming technique.
While Towa's still feeling the afterglow after her super fun and successful collab with pro Apex player rpr yesterday, so now she's brought that cute devilish Tonka form we all love to see during her Minecraft stream.
While Luna's making cute as hell baby noises as she runs straight into ghosts despite her being as careful as she can, but she's not going to let some dumbass tongue extending ghosts deter her from beating this game and proving to be a better gamer than Mio.
While Sana is BIG and singing happy birthday to many Virgos who's birthday is today as well as other Virgo's birthdays in the past and future! Virgos will rule the world, let us defeat all the other signs back with our amazing power...but first let's enjoy Sana's review of us. She's being extra cute today.
While Subaru is making a big mistake by bringing back one of Holo's scariest games in the form of Emily Wants To Play. The poor duck is going to absolutely lose her voice screaming in terror today, please protect your ears /hlgg/.
While SMILE AND GO watch Flare take on the walking horror simulator that is Tsugo no Hi, a horror game that seems everyone wants to experience and get their heart rate spiked because the adrenaline makes them feel alive.
MY OSHI'S ANNIVERSARY IS IN LESS THAN ONE HOUR! DON'T MISS IT, SHE'S GOING TO BE EXCEPTIONALLY CUTE TODAY AND SHE ALSO HAS A GRAND ANNOUCEMENT DURING IT! SERIOUSLY IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING, PLEASE SHOW UP AND CHEER HER ON!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJI7JKgLOnY

>spics

>>9162127
Not like cornbread ever asked for permission anyway.

SPICS!?!?
SANA!?!?

I AM TE LAST SANALITE

Australians really do just have southern hick accents at the end of the day
Not deep south but more like around Northern Virginia down to Georgia. I think some Louisiana residents would speak like this too.

>>9162135
Then I'll be Sana's husband! You didn't claim that one, HA!

Good morning. I love Australians.

why did she do it bros

>Sana is teaching us not just generic readings, but birth charts
Holy shit guys I just realized, Sana is teaching us how to talk to women
She's enabling us when talking to chicks to bullshit through a woman topic right into her panties
Sana is secretly helping us get pussy and gfs...

>>9162120

FAUNA MY GODDESS

>Was it hiyaa?
Sana's really cute

F E R T I L I T Y

>mom
>virgin
getting some mixed signals here

Sana just confirmed Fauna is fertile...

>2k CCV
Jesus, what the fuck went wrong

>>9162107
I fucking lost it when I saw Miko come up, lmao.

>>9162155
Sorry I also already claimed that

>>9162113
if i take off her mask, will she die?

it's a fucking moon you cunt

Okay, I'll watch the dumb pop sci and mysticism girl talk about horoscopes. She's pretty cute.

>>9162157
She is based

>In english it's not called "Virgin" but "Virgo"
poetic

learning with sana!

I love Reine!!!

It's subtle, but I'm always impressed by how well put together Sana's stream assets and presentation are

>>9162149
I'm gonna fuck you

>>9162157
Der ewige aussie...

Every time she says "virgo", I hear "burgers".

>>9162149
Right here, friend. Twappi's being super cute and dumb today.

>2k.....
Sana chama...

>>9162119
You can thank Mori for wanting to "burst the bubble"

>>9162172
Oh, fugg :-DDD

>>9162159
You lead with star signs and shit and she's going to think you suck cocks for fun

>>9162151
Cornbreads are lame, bagelchads are the strongest

I'm membering this spacedork on day 1.

>>9161069
She's basically a sweet little spoiled kusogaki. Enjoys playing the electone, gardening, obscure/retro games, and eating a lot of takoyaki. Occasionally mischievous, but gets away with it for being adorable. Her voice is kind of a plebfilter love-it-or-hate-it thing.

Peak experience if you're looking for a pamperable daughteru or just want cute interesting streams.

She's my oshi.

>on my way to Sana headquarters

>>9162080
This for the most part.
Hell, I'm EST and the only reason I'm catching it is because I'm getting ready for work.
>Astrology mixed with actual astronomy
>PowerPoint slides and rehearsed script
It's such a debuff title, but an actual interesting concept.

>>9162181
Me too!!!

>>9162154
i'm not going to say that you're wrong, but you're wrong.

it's telly not tv

>>9162169
>2.5k viewers
>3.1k likes
>5min into the stream
Ask Susan

>Literally no one watching
Like did anyone not predict this? No one unironically cares about this superstitious card reading thing.
A Yugioh card reading stream would unironically be more entertaining than this.

ENTER HAGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En7efpt4TM4&t=1m32s

sana talk funny. i think she might be australian

VIRGO HAGS

VIRGIN HAGS

Time for space autism

>>9162156
Thanks cunt

>>9162159
astrology is a warning sign, I'd only deal with it for sana because she seems self aware

>>9162169
More Sana for me!

>>9162080
6AM here, stayed up late first because of Ame, then I saw Astel was going to stream so why not stick and wait for Sana?

>>9162173
it would be extremely painful

>>9162195
Mori making Hololive part of the true mainstream... she's too powerful....

I'm a virgo and I'm also a virgin

>>9162149
Right here, Ayamefriend!

>>9162198
bagels are defined by their holes, get fucked gaylord

>>9162209
It's not their whole vocabulary but the way they pronounce a lot of things is in line with Southern speakers. Obviously accents have more going on than just that.

>>9161973
How long before the normalfag mob tries to cancel migo for saying nigga

>>9162149
I will watch Ayame's anniversary out of respect for you, Ayamefriend

>>9162194
If anyone needs saving it's Luna - has been established for over a year, playing the greatest Mario game of all time, and less viewers than Sana

>>9162215
Oh my god. That is sooo interesting.

THE FUSH

What does "modality:mutable" even mean? These signs get along together, the stars are the same, or what?

>>9162195
Ogey

Sana's voice is kinda shaky, isn't it? She seems nervous.

I miss IRyS...

>>9162110
Honestly, I can see Botan playing KSP or the medieval siege weapon building game at one point given how much fun she's had with TABS.

I imagine Sana playing with the poor sun god like a balloon animal

Reine confirmed virgin

>reine
>a thinker
I thinks some zero escape puzzles might argue with you

>Elements
>Modality
What is all this bullshit?

>>9162183
I distract you with Kronii.

head pats with Night Vision Goggles... ON

>>9162135
Sana's gonna gain a lot of female fans, huh? Especially with streams like this.

This is sooo me you guys.

>>9162222
>He doesn't have a harem of insane practice gfs
ngmi

>>9162225
>>9162204
>>9162126
You guys are awesome, thank you for watching my spacewife.

CAHM ON KANATA

>Talents: basic human traits
Oh my gosh! That's totally me!

>Lion is a virgin
>Peacock is a virgin
THEY ARE

I WANT TO BREED WITH THIS AUSSIE
https://files.catbox.moe/00e5wl.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/mkscao.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/5ow9qx.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/52wzp5.mp4

Someone in the thread pointed out she sounds like she's saying burger when she says Virgo, and now I hear it too... I don't like it

>I am talented at thinking with the heart
No wonder I am so retarded.

>>9162255
She’s really good at connecting the dots in the story and predicting plot twists though

>>9162181
>>9162206
She's the best!

BriocheChads, where we at?

>>9162271
She's busy getting eaten out by Coco

kinda funny how I'm a Virgo with a math brain and have a Pisces half-brother who's the most emotion driven person I know
I wonder how much of that shit is just our mother reading shit like this and reinforcing certain behaviors according to what she read...

>>9161069
she's a dumbass baby, it's great

>>9162276
VIRGOS

Honestly curious how she's gonna stretch this into one hour.

>>9162149
good morning madafaka

>reine
>clean

>>9161036
GUACK
UUUUUUU
YISSSSS
and then that trilly thing Mumei does

>>9162107
>shows twitch celebs
>kazuna eh-ai
>fake beings
hum... they will never get it... good

Botan fits perfectly!

>>9162250
She's trying to not mess up her material

Reminder that anyone commenting on the holoscope stream is a woman.

why does everyone hate cancer

IMAGINE BEING A LEO AND HAVING TO WAIT 12 MONTHS UNTIL THEY'RE REVIEWED
LEOS FUCKING BTFO TO THE ABYSS

wait is sana sponsored by monster energy? Since when??

How could my wife be a virgin?

Omg this is literally so me!

>>9162149
Ayamefriend's a virgo? When's your birthday?

>>9162304
You underestimate the shit men will do for cute girls

>>9162255
lmao

>>9162283
Doesn't really work. I'm also a pisces and I don't have a sentimental bone in my body.

>>9162242
The Morning Show is irrelevant, the only time anyone in Australia paid attention to it was in 2009 when the host did a whole show completely shitfaced, just absolutely munted, from hosting an awards show the night before.

>>9162299
The clickety-clackety

I'm so close to getting filtered it's insane. I've never felt this about any holo stream before besides APEX streams

W U N N Y

WITTY AND FUNNY

UOOOOOOOHHHHHH TuT

>>9162250
>>9162303
I think it's more about the pressure of sharing something she feels legitimately passionate about, but what she knows most people don't really take seriously

THATS TOTALLY ME *cums*

>>9162313
Why was the first one about bread instead...

>>9162281
Fuck now I hear it too... It's hilarious though

>organized mess
Sounds like Reine alright

>>9162282
That Loli Sana is so cute

Apex?

Astel Idol Manager at 0:00 JST

>>9161954
unironically experience. they've learned the hard way that the world doesnt revolve around you and\or wont bend to your whims despite what women have been taught by modern culture.

>>9162304
>I'm now a woman
>You're now a woman
Wanna sex?

Wait what the hell this is suspiciously accurate to me, you sure this is pseudoscience?

>>9162263
I just realized what makes this nv look stupidly cute is that dumb chin strap

I don't know guys, this is describing me pretty well so far. Maybe Sana is onto something with this astrology stuff?

Sana please, I am none of these things.
>>9162319
26th of last month.

>>9162159
Astrology is REAL
MIND OVER MATTER EXISTS AND IT'S THE TRUST FORM OF ACHIVING CHIM
ASTROLOGY IS A METHOD OF SELF REALIZATION AND CATAGORIZATION TO BELIEVE IN YOUR OWN THOUGHTS UNTIL THEY MANIFEST, WE CALL THIS MOVING INTO A NEW PLANE OF ACTUALIZED IDENTITY THE MENTAL TIPPING POINT INTO THE ASCENDED WORLD. ASTROLOGY, BIRTH SIGNS, CHAKRA, VOODOO, HOODOO, AND MAGICK ARE ALL REAL, BUT MORE THAN THAT SO IS YOUR OWN MIND. YOU CONTROL THE WAY IN WHICH YOU INTERPRET THE WORLD BUT THE WORLD IS ONLY AS YOU INTERPRET IT, YOU CAN SHAPE THE WORLD AS YOU SEE FIT IF YOU JUST STOP TRYING TO SEE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES. NOT COMPREHENDING WHAT YOU EXIST AS FOR YOURSELF IS A METHOD OF CONTROL, IT IS RELIGION, IT IS LEGION, IT IS AN EXPRESSION OF WEAKNESS. MAKE YOUR OWN REALITY, INTERPRET SOMEONE ELSE'S REALITY, WHAT CAN THEY DO BUT CALL YOU WRONG IN THEIR OWN EYES? I RUBBED MONEY OIL ON MY NUTSACK AND MADE 1k ON THE STOCK MARKET IN 20 MINUTES. I DRANK GINGER JUICE AND CEYANNE AND IT MADE MY THROAT HURT BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN INJURED IN MY LIFE AND i HAVE REGENERATIVE POWERS. YOU MAY CALL ME A SCHIZO, YOU MAY CALL ME A MEDICAL SCIENCE DENIER, BUT DOCTORS HAVE BEEN WRONG BEFORE AND THEY WILL BE WRONG AGAIN. CONTROL YOUR AGING BY EATING KONJAC JELLY AND GOLDEN BEETS, CONTROL YOUR MIND WITH YOUR MIND, THE SUBCONCIOUS DOESN'T EXIST AND UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT NEITHER DO YOU.

Where my Virgin chads at

>>9162304
I like Sana's voice tbqh, she makes Astrology fun.
Also I'm an archer and having a weapon aa my sign is sick af ngl

KEK

Virgos sound like assholes.

*beep* BULLSHIT

REINE HATES SEANIGGERS
ASTROLOGY ISRAEL

How many of you are Virgos?

sana..

>No patience for bullshit
yeah that's my Reine

Valiant effort sana

who taught this space baby swear words?

One of my best friends is a Virgo who is the complete opposite of everything in this horoscope

>is Virgo
>watches Mori
I guess I bring this pain to myself

Sanner...

>>9162358
Here, but I'm Aries astrologically

>>9162282
I gotta get this fucking game.

>bleeped herself and still said bullshit instead of pausing
I love my space dork

>>9162351
Science is bullshit for nerds, follow the one true god: Your heart

Can’t wait for more SubaFF7

The rumour has it that (You) haven't listened to ゼロの足跡 (Zero no Ashiato) yet. It must be a lie, r-right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY

Please...

Libra chads, our time is near

>>9162282
BROWN NIPS. Where's the card?

Why do I believe Mio's fortunes but all this astrology from Sana sounds like bullshit

>>9162357
>ACHIVING CHIM
You sold me on it all right there
Where do I sign up

Would you be excited to watch Sanner talk about your star sign? Or do another one of those Buzzfeed type "what type of candy are you, based on your star sign"

>>9162357
anon is objectively correct

>>9161976
Love!

>>9162333
Ollie talking about ghosts is the only thing that has filtered me as hard as this.

virgos fucking suck
t. aquachad

>>9162307

Mori antis are definitely Virgos

>>9162372
>Not being a centaur chad

>>9162087
I like Sana and have been do my best to watch her except for Astrology, it is shirk..

>SEA is irrelevant
>Burgers sleeping
>Nips doing something
>Europoors at "work"
Not a good timeslot.
Virgo is just like me, except that I'm not a Virgo.

>>9162349
Hell yeah. I can't wait to see manager Astel considering he doesn't like female idols, will be great to see how he treats his workers.

*cums on Sana's big brown tits*

>>9162420
lmao

I had a dream about Mumei being my neighbor. She gave me some weird lasagna filled with squash and broccoli (no plate or container or anything just a huge fucking piece of lasagna plopped right into my hands) because she didn't know how to heat it up and wanted me to do it for her and bring it back.

>>9162406
it's okay when the japanese do it

>>9162134
>>9162134
>>9162134
Fucking bitch, i want Ollie to get FUCKING GRADUATED IF SHE EVER GETS SANA IN THIS COLLAB

This is true...

Can someone tell me why Sana's accent hard filters me but I find Bae's to be attractive

You think zodiac is bullshit?
I used to know some schizo girls that would literally judge everyone just from their name.

>>9162263
Easily the best accessory anyone has got in a long time, though it does face good competition from Watame's fever glasses.

https://twitter.com/RoamingTuna/status/1433545198206808092

>>9162406
Because she's japanese so it sounds like exotic foreign mysticism to you instead of dumb australian nonsense

This fits Reine way too much what the fuck I thought astrology was bullshit

>>9162406
Proven track record.

>>9162356
I dunno, you do seem to always be willing to help everyone with these summaries for no reason.

>>9162397
You should've done this yesterday. I don't want to listen to anything after Polkas bad cover today

>>9162307
crabs are stupid

>>9162426
>SEA is irrelevant
Keep telling yourself that.

I will never believe in this astrology bullshit even if a cute girl like Sana tried to convince me.

>>9162406
Because astrology says X about 1/12th of the population" and it's easy to find counterexamples, whereas Mio's fortunes says X about one person, and we can only guess how accurate that is.

Also fortunes talk mostly about the future whereas astrology talks mostly about character traits

>so well advice ... so good advice ...
She's too cute, help me

>>9162427
Can he whore them out? I'd expect him to work them to death and siphon money from fans.

>>9162427
Doesn't like was probably bad phrasing, meant doesn't care for/not into*

>>9162080
SEA here. not interested in beeg brown shiela.

gimme my coffee laden hyperactive lithe and tight zoomrat in a few hours.

>>9162372
Me and this is pretty accurate so far...

>>9162418
>>9162333
Women love retarded little mystical things that are clearly entirely bullshit like horoscopes and ghosts and fortune telling. Just something you'll have to accept.

>>9162426
>Europoors at "work"
Lunch break

>>9162438
Bae's accent may be less strong because she's an ESL.

>Virgos are sensitive deep down, but others don't notice since they are good at hiding their feelings...
>Usually cautious and slow to open up
>Despite always being willing to help others they are not very good at reaching out for help themselves
>Nervous breakdown with a poker face

So....basically most men?

Virgos...

What the fuck this is totally Reine

>>9161036
Fauna - uuuuuuuuuu~
Kronii - GUAK
Mumei - *aqua noises*
Sana...
Rrat...

>>9162432
this is canon

Isn't Botan like that

What zodiac was sana again?

>>9162259
>>9162162
>>9162099
I already jacked off once today. Stop it.

I can't watch Sana currently, is it fun? She doing okay?

>>9162130
>the subtle tanlines
fuck it man now i have to jerk off again

I love Sana but this is just brain numbing.

>>9162456
Hope you enjoy your autism, fedora lord.

Virgos are just a bunch of Mori's.

This is the most white women shit I've ever heard but I'm still gonna watch it because I like sanner's voice

>>9162472
That was three hours ago...

>>9162421
you'll see lots of deadbeats asking for birthday wishes in September

>>9162436
Remember when meidos banned topics for being twittershit?

>>9162411
>Would you be excited to watch Sanner talk about your star sign?
Capricorns get shit on a lot by astronomyfags so I honestly can't wait to see this sweet spacedork's take

>Or do another one of those Buzzfeed type "what type of candy are you, based on your star sign"
Eh, pass.

Virgochads has this been accurate to you so far?

I thought astrology was kinda like Tarot reading in that it tries to predict the future and gives you life advice in a roundabout way.
There's no form or function to any of this, it's just a bunch of shit you'd find on Hallmark cards regurgitated to make people feel included.

Don't compliment me, I'll break out in a rash.

>>9162494
yeah it's good. Sana is good. I can listen to her explain anything.

>>9162436
Why the random assortment of characters?

What are the chances that Sana actually gets some people to start believing in horoscope?

>>9162463
I'm not too sure on the limits of the game. I only caught bits and pieces of Anya's.

Weird, I'm Scorpio but Virgo describes me perfectly. Was I actually born as Virgo and gaslighted into thinking I'm not? Or are those descriptions written in a way that makes everybody think "omg that's so me"?

I was going to listen to sana while drawing but I think i'm going to watch reiene's MK....

>>9162426
putangina

>>9162480
The horoscope tells shit that pretty much everyone can relate to, yes.

>>9162492
Gemini

>>9162080
>SEAs are racist
I like watching her, she's cute
Even though I don't believe in astrology I'm still watching her
t. flip

>>9162480
literally every horoscope ever, just put random assortment of relatable tags so everything fits somewhat

>>9161556
Kek, they legit should make a collab

>>9162492
Just look up her b-day and see for yourself what sign is in taht date

>tism

>>9162357
ASTROLOGY IS A SHAM MEANT TO TRICK YOU INTO SEEING THE WORLD AS THE WHEEL AND NEVER VIEWING THE TOWER! IT IS NO PATH TO CHIM, BUT A PLOY OF THE DAEDRA TO KEEP YOU FROM IT!

>>9162514
>There's no form or function to any of this
theres no form or function to tarot cards

I NEED HAGS IN MY LIFE

>>9162420
Sana, I know you're black, but you didn't have to murder her in broad daylight like that.

>>9162494
Topic is weird, but Sana makes it good

>>9162522
The second one.

>>9162438
Sana's is pure bogan Aussie, Bae's is metro Aussie mixed with a bit of ESL and generic Asian accent and a bit of generic US accent.
Basically in burger terms, Sana has a strong redneck Texan accent whereas Bae has a mild East Coast accent

>>9162528
Just like me!

>>9162514
It's extremely broad high level and then narrows down but its also white women mysticism so its all bullshit no matter what. Just enjoy

OwO whas dis?

>>9162531
based

Its funny how normalfags upon hearing this shit go "Oh wow that's right yo those traits apply definitely apply to me" when these traits are written so generally that they apply to basically 90% of the worldwide population.

>>9162522
You're a polysign. You're going to go schizo by 40.

>>9162514
astrology "works" because it's all so vague that you can apply whatever it says to basically anyone, therefore it's always "correct"

>>9162506
>He has lunch at 10 am
What

>>9162522
Wait until the Scorpio review.

>>9162522
The rule number one of fortune telling is writing in such a generic manner that every person on Earth will be able to relate to them.

>>9162554
Why do you think mysticism is unique to white women

>>9162540
AE CHIM ALTADOON AMEN

>>9162495
Sorry

>>9162554
>White woman mysticism
Kek gonna start finding more examples of this

>>9162553
Holy shit thas so me!
ty gods of fortun!

>drinking stream
>admits drinking 1 bottle before
>drinks 1 more on stream
>sounds exactly the same as in every other stream before this
OH NO NO NO NO... green lamy...

>>9162436
>Nux
God, can this bitch get any worse? Good thing it will never happen as Cover won't touch anyone whose engaged in doxx shit.

>>9162558
It works because it's pretty much reading a list of compliments. You never see negative shit in these

>>9162480
well, most men are virgins so it checks out!

>Virgos really love helping being of help when they can be, it feels great
This sounds pretty accurate so far, it's perfectly describing many of the virgos in this thread.

>3k viewers
>4.5k likes
s-sugoi...

>>9162566
No, 11AM.

>>9162380
(Okay as I listen more to this horoscope there's starting to be some pretty accurate parts after all....

Is this how "cold reading" works? Having a whole bunch of broad/vague personality traits potentially internally contradictory, but where at least one is bound to apply to someone you're thinking of)

Towa almost died...

Sana had marshmallows open?

>you can be any bread you want
>ame wants to become a bread
THEY ARE

>>9162571
Mio is a white woman?

Imagine thinking that you're actually smart for realizing horoscopes are bullshit.
Imagine being too stupid to just enjoy a cute girl talking about made up bullshit.

>>9162578
Yoga, crystals, kale...

>>9162558
Not really. There are sign traits that don’t apply to me at all. But the ones in mine are close enough accurate. I still don’t really believe in them though.

>>9162523
https://streamable.com/pap0kc
Reine’s MK was peak sufferkino

>>9162144
Sorry, she looks like a plant to me.

>>9162581
She wasn't drinking the hard shit, she was barely tipsy by the end and more overwhelmed with emotion than anything

Is baelz relegated to coomfans only

>>9162580
>Your home will be filled with peace and harmony
>that's so me!
Anon that didn't make sense

>>9162600
In spirit at least.

>>9162600
I was questioning him calling it "white women mysticism"
Whites are probably the least superstitious race

>>9162596
Based

>>9162264
Fauna should do woowoo crystal reviews to chomp at that audience.

Seriously though has any Golo done Tarot reading?

>>9162588
I initially read it as "perfectly describing many of the virgins in this thread"

>>9162602
Fuck you I tip my fedora with confidence as I continue to deny your stupid beliefs.

Astrology seems fucking stupid. The nerve on women to be into this vapid shit, and make fun of men for playing vidya or browsing the interwebz

>>9162080
Literally every time slot she chooses people scream it's terrible.

She and Bae are not going to stream at EU times which would be the only open time slot because that's when Aussies are asleep.

Virgos are the foundation that carry /hlgg/

>>9162558
>>9162583
>these traits are written so generally that they apply to basically 90% of the worldwide population.
I have the same problem with the MBTI shit

>>9162149
>but she's not going to let some dumbass tongue extending ghosts deter her
Please do not bully Miko, friend. She can't help how she is

>>9162313
It fucking hurts, not gonna lie.

>>9162602
would be fun if it was made up by her, reading something she looked up is soulless

>>9162372
I am. And Sana was pretty accurate.

>>9162622
>Whites are not superstitious
>What are the Salem Witch Trials

>>9162627
Mio Mio Miooooooo

>>9162565
>>9162570
Sure if you stick to the 12 signs it's very broad, but it becomes really specific when you look at all the charts

>>9162627
Mio Mio Miooooo

MANAGERS LET THEM DO WHATEVER ALREADY

>>9162636
No mercy for Miko.

This is gonna be an hour stream like the one before right?

>>9162622
White men maybe but a lot of women seem to larp as "witches" nowadays.

>Bagels
More like Failed Donuts.

>>9162313
As a gemini i have to wait almost as long

>>9162372
Me and this is accurate so far maybe even too accurate

Maybe more space stuff?
Cool!

ah, all according to the keikaku

>managers wn't even give them permissions to talk about space
What, is the fucking moon going to file a copyright claim? I'm going to rape Enma.

>I'm still talking with management about what I can do and can't do
It's just talking about space, fuck off Omega

>>9162639
Explain the meaningful differences between this and nerding out over any other fantasy or fictional bullshit.

KANATA DID IT

>>9162581
this post makes zero sense

I think Sana might be making a mistake doing astrology streams for a mostly male audience

>>9162614
coomfans and actual children

Well she did it

MANAGER HATE

Why the fuck do they always pick the ESL questions for marshmallow readings

>Virgos easily process ideas in a swift manner
Is this how you guys are able to watch multiple streams at the same time?

Nuxtaku collab let's GOOOOO

>>9162685
He's trying to imply she's always drunk which is stupid

doko...

>>9162659
It's not her fault she can't extend her tongue

I know I personally don't like Sana's content, but getting those view numbers is probably heartbreaking for her. Someone please, saviorfag her before she goes menhera.

>>9162644
>>9162663
"least" is a relative qualifier, all other races are far more superstitious than whites

>>9162686
what pseudoscience do males like?

Are you compatible with your oshi?

Please listen to my wife, she is very cute and constantly horny.
https://streamable.com/qlq4pc

How far away is Sagittarius? Am I ever gonna make it?

>>9162686
This might be part of her master plan, to attract female spectators for her videos

>>9162700
Literally in 32 mins. Are you retarded?

Hololive is a virus.
Soon your family will also tweet and talk about Vtubers.

Isn't Sana a little too cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiIZ5QKoOD4
Doki Doki Lami Club

>>9162686
I would bet on my fucking life that EN2 has a decently sized female audience.

>>9162331
i love that noise she makes when she does several consecutive 'ooooh' 'ooooh' 'ooooh' and then into 'OuoOuOuOuOuOu' like some autistic tourettes tick or somethinf

>>9162632
Well Anon, you get a glimps into a mind of a woman. Treat it as a lesson

>>9162372
I'm a Virgo and I am not smart and my brain is not advanced and none of this describes me except for the happy to help others part.

>>9162644
Those were a long time ago. They're still burning witches in Africa.

>>9162712
She's streaming at 7 am she shouldn't be shocked

>>9162716
go take a quick look at /pol/

>>9162716
Nofap and politics

>You share a thread with V*RGO trash

>>9162692
MULTI STREAM DRIFTING

>>9162712
She was pretty adamant that she doesn't give a shit about the numbers and is just happy she gets to be part of Hololive

>>9162717
>I'm a Cancer
>Reine's a Virgo
>Excellent love match
nice

https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1433753492653412360
THE FINAL YAB HAS FINALLY HAPPENED

>>9162717
>X for good and circle for bad
????

>>9162716
/fit/ stuff probably.

>>9162692
So-called Gemini here, I'm fine with multiple POV even if it's not the same game. But many posts above already describe how these horoscope sayings are fairly general.

>Communication is key
Wow, what a great, and not completely generic relationship advice <3

>>9162675
Probably scared that pictures of the planets and space have a copyright on them from the scientists who took the pictures.

>>9162726
>posting literal who twitter posts

>>9162531
Some SEAs are based. Problem is the good ones just blend in with everyone else while you can spot the shit ones a mile away.

>>9162540
based

>>9162732
Not Sana. Women hate brown people

>>9162581
>1 bottle
Not everyone buys handles of whisky.

>>9162717
I'm a Virgo and Kiara is a Cancer, so yes!

https://vchama.xyz/
Huh, this is a pretty cool website.

>>9162716
Thelema

>>9162762
If you know, you know.

>>9162728
No, that's literally impossible

WHO GEMINI GANG HERE

>>9162668
GEMINI
MASTER OF DEMISE
YOUR DEATH IS MY SALVATION
TO A KINGDOM MINE

>>9162716
"what new vegas faction did you side with?"

>>9162717
>Bae (Pisces)
>Banana bread (Aquarius)
this zodiac thing is bullshit

>>9162717
>Those long diagonals of the same sign
Oof, that reeks of bullshit

>>9162686
Not really, as you can see in these threads, men love it because it makes them feel smart for knowing magic isn't real

>>9162635
>MBTI
Literally just astrology for nerds.

>>9162731
>at the same time as botan stickmin
Ramirez...

>>9162762
>literal who
He created StackOverflow

>>9162717
>me, a libra
>ame, a capricorn

i'm in, later losers

>>9162599

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJI7JKgLOnY
30 minutes left until my oshi's 3rd Anniversary stream!

>>9162686
>market is becoming oversaturated
>Sana pioneers women focused content
Might be good long term.

How many Holos place more importance on their Hololive birthday compared to their actual birthday?