/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>91580585

2025 will be a good year for Phase

Hag sex

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Phase Coffee!

I want to poke panko's tummy

That is all.

>>91580765
With Phase milk!

>>91580765
with extra milk

>>91580585
>>91580713

tenmaballs

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

Loki sekushi

Every anon
Down in Phase-Ville
Liked Christmas a lot...

But the Anti,
Who lived south east of Phase-ville,
Did NOT!

The Anti HATED Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his super chat had gone unread.
It could be, perhaps, that his oshi is dead.
But I think that the most likely reason of all.
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.

It's that time of the year again! Submit your own hand-made Phase-ville resident and they'll be featured in Editbug's "How the Anti Stole Christmas or Phasemas not entirely decided yet.. Please keep submissions youtube/stream safe. I WILL STOP TAKING SUBMISSIONS ON THE 16th!
Last year's submissions for reference: https://mega.nz/folder/u3JjlJrQ#M9wYSuxV9Tr5Q5T0psDCuA
Already submitted assets: https://mega.nz/folder/T7xgzJpZ#g1K1vq53n5i_MO31QXaz8Q
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Missing Talents: None! :D
I STOP TAKING SUBMISSIONS AT 11:59pm PST ON SUNDAY!

>>91580736
2025 will be a good year for all of us, anon!

Making white babies with Pippa

>>91580817
Why do you anti?

>>91580765
Why is some random middle aged house wife doing lumi's 3d?

>>91580765
I like this webm, it looks like people are throwing fish at her

>>91580736
If it's anything like this year, no ot won't.

>>91580736
>A year of constant canceled streams breaks and a bunch of newfags would be good

>>91580907
You aren't white and neither is Pippa

Phase Coffe IS good for you!

Btw, we're trading Hina for Fauna

>>91581001
Pippa literally calls herself white

>>91580736
I don't believe in corpos. Only people.

Lia Uruka condom tasting collab lets gooo!!!

>ka LIE dough
it's pronounced ka-ley-dough

HEY CHNYAAAAT

A Wemi logo wouldn’t be teased without her getting something out of it. Right? Surly she gets an outfit or something..

>>91581029
Pippa is a known liar.

>>91581014
Caffeine is very bad for you, makes heart go fucky wucky

Why is there a goldfish bowl in the trailer

>>91580902
Uhh. About that...

>>91580951
so lumi?

>>91580736
Hololive's making some bad decisions but they might be directed to do the same, have to see

>>91581098
Pippa has never lies about anything

wrath

CRISPY NIGGA

>>91581098
You've rooted it out, African Kween the whole time

>>91580585
>>91580713
>>91580829

>>91581141
esl

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>91581120
I heard Dooby raided into Marimari_EN

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 38

>>91581141
Come on now anon, also
>has never lies
Why is it always browns?

>>91581206
No, it's just 5am

>Hello how are you, I'm fine thank you
awww man Loki is cute as hecky wecky

Oh no. I forgot to flip, chyaaat.

>>91581054
I fucking wish

>>91580736
>>91580902
Source???

ロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>91581268
Name one thing Pippa has lied about, you literally can't, Japan wasn't a lie btw, she just didn't tell anyone

>>91581156
Do you ever sleep?

So.... Euphoria anniversary?

>>91581237
Really???

>>91581291
You did much more than flip Lumi.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>91581141
This but unironically
It's a big chunk of her appeal

WHAT IS LOKI-SAMA DOING

>>91580817
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

>>91581331

>>91581360

vtubers are acting so i mean lying is kinda part of their job

>>91581310
Whore

Holy shit Loki has massive Lokis

>>91581360
Probably thought it would be in bad taste without Hina

>>91581417
Again, how was ant of this a lie?

I just caught up to Jelly's vod, did her Prof really hit on her? How hot is Jelly IRL, it seems like she has people constantly lusting after her in everyday life.

> gets large raid while doing body cam stuff
> immediately strip
kek

Pippa is the biggest liar in vtubing even worse than Ironmouse.

>>91581439
femanon you need to work on your personality you won't attract a good man with that attitude

>>91581428
Not all vtubers are acting, not any more than anyone in any kind of social setting

>>91581492
She's probably lying anon, teachers don't hit on students, that's illegal.

>>91581511
She knows whats she doing and i like it

>>91581354
since she hasn't been streaming, a solid 8hours yes
when she streams about 4 hours before and 4 hours after her streams

>>91581511
she's a business woman

don’t reply to it

Loki boobs

>>91580644
Jolly BGM for the season, good job Jelly

>>91581486
>ant
see >>91581268
as for the lie, if you were not a newfag you'd know she said she was going to do the offkai coverage streams that weekend despite knowing she was going to be there in person and not stream.

>>91581520
Okay femanon

jelly should get 3d next so she can perform 3d sex with lumi.

>>91581492
pickme whore aura

That doge isn't the only one about to clean and jerk

>>91581486

>>91581360
in 3(?) days

Am hard

>>91581540
no wonder why I don't like talking to other people

>>91581492
She's young, thin, and smart. Everyone is going to be hitting on her

>>91581511
She really is a courtesan

>>91580585
>>91580713
>>91580829
>>91581197
NOW (Literally right now)
Kannagi Loki (03:00UTC | LIVE | 12h Stream - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9p1m6Cz0k4

SOON
Fujikura Uruka (06:30UTC | 1h30m | Violin Karaoke - Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayYg-B0FS5Q

LATER
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 6h0m | Earth Science: Hyogo)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Ayase Yuu (???UTC | ??? | Hole) Stream not guaranteed
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 7h0m | Zatsu Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGt0gemB04w

Notes:
>Clara will PoE2 on Twitch at some point today, probably
>Lumi's EU streams are unlikely due to 0mb/s upload
>Muyu is guerrilla schedule until her throat recovers
>Tenma is guerrilla schedule this week
>Clara is guerrilla schedule for the month
>Maid Café schedule https://files.catbox.moe/2rrqxg.jpg

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Rie, Panko, Erina, Airi, Saya, Hina & Loki

>>91581492
as a reps doer but with asian facial blindness I can't tell, she looks like a generic japanese cosplay model (cute) tho and wears fancy clothes

>>91581609
femanon....

>>91581596
Only a woman would defend pippa

>>91581571
Well... can't fault the commitment...
I miss her too

>>91581595
Not a lie, Pippa has a mobile setup and was planning to stream using it but didn't have time, being in pets wouldn't top her from doing that.

How does she have the wettest kisses on planet Earth? I don't understand

@Pippa

>>91581648
Then how is she a lonely femcel?

>>91581712
Only a won't would get mad at this

>>91581438
same tit to body proportions as Dizzy i think
don't know who is actually bigger as i don't know Loki-sama's height

>>91581122
Literally who?

>>91581648
She's only one of those things

>>91581757
>a won't would

>>91581736
Lots of experience sucking cock

>>91581743
they same reason most people in this thread are incels

lumi is a good dancer now

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

>>91581743
Don't ask hard questions

>>91581736
Practice with me

>>91581690
what does Yuu streaming her hole mean?
and why isn't it you streaming your hole?

>>91581743
She's repeatedly denied being femcel and has called herself a volcel once

>>91581822
WHOA CALM DOWN WITH THE ACCUSATIONS

>>91581726
>being in pets wouldn't top her
So you're either shitposting, or extremely ESL. How about her saying after japan and offkai she would get her own room the next time she went somewhere so she could stream, only to still share a room with the girls during the next JP trip?

>>91581831
Whoa...whoa hold your horses bucko, lets not go that far

>>91581726
>>91581757

>>91581743
You weren't supposed to ask that

>>91581831
>now

please DO repost this
you are allowed to right click and select save as
reposting this is ART SEX

>>91581743
She's not. This is Jelly (and all women)

>>91581520
I'll give her the usual spanking for lying

>>91581736
wrong thread
right girlfriend

>>91581492
keyword phase reps " I will oshi Jelly" and you decide

>>91581563
it's unethical not illegal
if the school finds out the prof gets fired and the student suspended or expelled, but nobody goes to prison

>>91581743
you can be all of those things and still be socially awkward.

Clara PoE2
https://www.twitch.tv/kaminariclara

>>91581644
explain your reasons a little more

>>91581892
That's literally just a femcel.

>>91581736
she has the wettest pyeonsu as well

>>91581743
quiz stream proved shes had a bf but she is probably single now

>>91581743
Personality and bad at making connections
or standards too high

>>91581899
Because she isn't the one who books and pays for it, that's fish and management, she probably forgot to even ask untill it's too late and if she did they probably would have said no

why wasn't lemonleaf nominated for rising star?

>>91581014
HEY THAT'S THE BOUNCING TITs WHITE WOMAN I SAW HER AT THE VTUBER AWARDS

>>91582064
Uruka?

>>91581743
Maybe she has severe daddy issues

>>91582078
Why are you simping so hard?

>>91581743
Who would want to date SEA men?

>still 3 months left
FUCK YOU FISHMAN I NEED NEW THING NOW

>>91582078
She said she'd pay out of pocket for it so she could stream.

>>91582062
It came to him in a dream

>>91581899
She said she would get her own room so she could stream, but she was able to stream with a roomshare so it was not necessary

>>91582130
SEA women

>>91581743
She's waiting for a tall white guy like me to randomly manifest in her local starbucks

>>91582132
That doesn't refute the idea that it was too late, pippa's broke ass couldn't afford a last minute Tokyo hotel anyway

>>91582130
Yes, depending on how well he could pass for a women.

>>91582140
>quiz asked do you have experience dating
>jelly blacks out screen
>comes back on as next question
hurr durrr of course people want to believe she was too embarassed to say no but no vtuber would do that

>>91582199
>pippa's broke ass
oh shut the fuck up bro lol

>>91582008
I barely socialize as is plus I have trouble trusting other people

>>91582150
>but she was able to stream with a roomshare
>Uruka channel streams
>Half of them she was not even there for or left early
Yeah, about that
>>91582199
>pippa's broke ass couldn't afford a last minute Tokyo hotel anyway
But she's been saying all year she's well off financially? Is that a lie too?

>>91582230
What is a joke?

>>91580880

None of the phasers would be willing to take the rice test because all of them would be exposed for having experience with men.
Every. Single. One.

>>91582132
but she streamed so what's the issue

the basement is so fucking stupid and it doesn't even work look at the state of gen three, the 9 month waiting period just filters bigger people from doing invaders, fish needs to realize he doesn't have the clout of hololive he cant justify having people not stream for months upon months

>>91582235
>Lives with her parents and blows all her money on junk
>Not broke
Watch steams

>>91582199
Do you think pippa is broke because shes trying to buy her ip

>>91582021
She's probably not celibate bro

>>91582130
me

>>91582265
Rie's score would be hilariously low and I wish I could see it.

>>91582265
>t. newfag

>>91582064
I would say all of those fit, but in order of severity, it's the following

>standards too high
>personality
>bad at making connections

>>91582130
and yet the SEA race continues, curious

>>91582312
Sure thing cuck poster

>>91582265
whats the rice test???

>>91582291
>Goes to cons every weekend

>>91582352
desperate times call for desperate measures

>>91582110
Because that doesn't fill Filian with holo cum

>>91582291
Watch streams yourself, nigger. She's not broke she's just lazy.

>>91582392
https://ricepuritytest.com/

>>91582116
More nuance than that, awawa land has a lower (overall) quality of men so she's fine in the rest of the world despite local standards being way too high. Uruka just has too high global standards

>>91582265
>newfag that doesn’t know 1/3rd of them have already taken it
>phasers..

Who in Phase is going to play Genshin meets Factorio: Arknights Edition when it releases?

>>91581899
You're misremembering, she did have her own room, she just still didn't stream

I don't mind Clara speaking JP, but I really don't want to watch path of exile

>>91582255
>But she's been saying all year she's well off financially?
Pippa is literal trailer trash, her idea of well off is not living in a ghetto. She was talking earlier about not being able to afford her dental treatment and maybe having to do a donothon to cover it. If she was actually well off she'd be able to afford a house and not have to live with her parents

>>91582230
that bitch blacked out her screen a lot as if she thinks we don't know what her answer was

>>91582265
Rice test is mostly meaningless for zoomers that don't go partying. They need to take the updated Innocence Test

>>91582265
I don't give a shit about the rice test

>>91581743
Jelly's kinda abrasive and judgemental. In her dreams, she wants you to hold her in your arms, but in real life she would treat you like a massive pest. You could say she's not brave enough to get what she really wants.

>>91581563
>teachers don't hit on students
You have either never been to college or you you are a non-functioning autist

>regular cuckposting didn't work
>they're still trying

>>91582130
Quite the mask off in the replies, good job anon

>>91581331
>>91581486
>>91581726
>>91582078
>>91582199
And the crown in your ESL king crown of deflection and goalpost moving
>>91582508

>>91582508
she wont say but I'm pretty sure the reason she lives with them isn't anything any retards here would be able to say or even know about

>>91582255
>>Half of them she was not even there for or left early
She streamed 5 times and one of those she left early. so 4.5/5 streams

>>91582508
lol she had money to pay her dental treatment she's just a coward that didn't want to do it.

>>91582638
>Saying girls do what every girl does is cuck posting

>>91582428
What do I win?

>>91582265
Could you retards at least watch streams?

You guys are boring.

>>91582291
she is at like $700k($245k to her) in superchats alone

I talked to a 2view and she gave me a sub
Is this what they call a pussy trap?

>>91582792
First hit is always free.

am not.

>>91582768
Disdain

>>91582399
Cons aren't expensive and she doesn't even go every weekend retard.

>>91582649
I didn't move any goal posts.

>>91582736
She literally said at the start of the year she couldn't afford it, and she's poorer now than she was then,

>>91582428
I-Is this a good thing?

>>91582836
>>91582831
Hmmm

>>91582663
Its her mom I'd guess, she mentioned "not a lot of time" back when she was spamming sponsors during the genshin stuff this time last year right before the move and talking about money issues, so I assume health stuff.

>>91582792
2views are too stressful man. I can’t handle all this attention from the streamer

>>91582883
Possibly.

>>91582842
o-oh ok....

>>91582883

>>91582839
nice try

>>91582836
Is this your strategy as well, femanon?

>>91582638
>and then one day, for no reason at all, Lumi made their kamioshi graduate and destroyed their corpo

>>91582497
you don't have to watch, you know

>>91582287
Did someone say basement?

>>91582781
>$245k to her
She gets less than that, that's not a lot over three years when she's blown most of it on junk, again if she had money she'd have her own place

>>91582860
>I didn't move any goal posts.
>>91581331
>Name one thing Pippa has lied about
>>91581726
>Not a lie, deflection deflection deflection
She had time for sitting around on the meet and greet robot for hours each day, you wanna tell me she couldn't spare an hour of that for a zatsu?

>>91582768
haha used goods!

phasers for this feel?

>>91582863
if you are a woman I would like to marry you

>>91582768
whore

>>91582781
that's not including memberships or direct donos.

>>91580829

>>91582863
Try
https://theinnocencetest.com/

>>91583006
>She had time for sitting around on the meet and greet robot for hours each day, you wanna tell me she couldn't spare an hour of that for a zatsu
Yeah, because she was doing the meet and greet, you are retarded

>>91583071
and merch
and ad revenue

>>91583017
Menace

>>91583017
Mozzu?

>Dudes who barely speak to women are 100% a trustworthy source about the goings on of women.

How do i become as deluded as your average capip or goomi

>>91583096
Did you know that the robot stuff was not scheduled? And that it was voluntarily? I said the robots, not the actual panel you ESL retard

>>91582428
Does the score count if I was under 18?

>>91583094

I sometimes ask myself why I even started watching vtubers and why I still do

>>91583071
I know, that is why I said
>in superchats alone
>>91582999
merch, streamelements, memberships and ad revenue were not included in that figure

>>91583013
>>91583061
plz no bully :'(

>>91583115
>>91582781
>>91583071
That's not how phase does it, all the money goes into one pot and gets plit equally between the girls after fish, YouTube and other cuts

>>91583162
I talk to women all the time at work

>>91583162
Post hole or fuck off

>>91582428
If your score is lower than 50 you do not belong here

lumi had the superior song during halftime but fishman didn't give her a tweet, why is that?

>>91583200
did you get in trouble with the law?

>>91583287
yes

>>91583191
I do, that's irrelevant to my point, she was busy with something and couldn't stream

>>91583093
I think it got worse...

>>91581492
>it seems like she has people constantly lusting after her in everyday life
She's white passing and having to live among mlei and pajeets...I felt bad for her and I hope she takw care of herself when outside, at least carry a taser gun or knife.

>>91583237
This information right here is the most reliable information I have ever heard and I trust it implicitly.

>>91583237
shut the fuck up with this retarded rrat

>>91583237
t. my ass

>>91583301
I wouldn't say it counted then

>>91583162
>the goings on of women

stop with the tests, nobody cares anonymous

>>91583308
>that's irrelevant to my point
It's not. She was "busy" with something she herself did instead of the thing she said she would do, she lied.

Clara on twitch btw I just noticed
https://www.twitch.tv/kaminariclara
https://www.twitch.tv/kaminariclara
https://www.twitch.tv/kaminariclara

>>91583281
No one wants to talk to Lumi

why is this a question? does it imply every act of vandalism is someone drawing a penis?

I am an expert on women, AMA

>>91583357
i care about anonymous and his tests

>>91583357
I cared

Guess my oshi

>>91583093
Boomers become more innocent in this one

>>91582428
This test is so stupid lmao. My score makes it seem like I'm a slut but I was in a single long term relationship and that's my only experience with dating/sex.

>>91583405
Have you ever smelled a woman's anus before?

>>91583442
Slut

>>91583442
you are a slut

>>91583404
Its a greater purity test, not just sexual.

>>91583237

>>91583372
She did no lie, she was probably planning on streaming but got side tracked, that is not a lie, by definition. It's a change of plans

>>91583162
how do you suggest we find women to talk comfortably and honestly with?

watching all the people who watched the vtuber awards find out phase sells coffee is so funny

>>91582388
lol

>>91583395
wtf? Since when does Clara stream on Twitch?

>>91583518
get a job

>>91583442
Were you swingers

>>91583503
You're retarded and ESL, I'll just be responding with Panko now while I laugh at you for defending someone from something they've told people to call them out on before.

>>91583518
Practice on the uggos.

>>91583518
>>91583551
this, but not *too* honestly.

I only watch deer vtubers

>>91583093
Nta but my score is noticeably higher on this one

>>91583503
>She did no lie

>>91583162
I hate women because I almost had only female friends all my life and I know so much about how they operate that I could write a book

>>91583442
you do not belong here

>>91581822
Autism making it hard to talk to people of the opposite sex?

>it's no okay to anti Pippa in her own thread
Grin

>>91583405
Why are they like that

>>91583162
Spent all my young life around mostly them

oh she finally got a reply.

>>91582287
Other corpos has a similar concept with "bootcamps" and "training". The purpose is to make sure your talents can do their job properly and gel together as a unit and integrate with your company alongside confirming the selection process didn't choose the wrong people. I don't agree with the length, Kevin easily has the longest pre-debut period at 9 months, but it's getting worse at other companies easily taking 6 months or so. I dunno how it can get better unless making Live2D models can get made faster without sacrificing quality and etc.

>>91583491
>>91583492
>Dated high school sweet heart
>Took each other's virginities
>Took a lot of each other's firsts
>Dated for like 4+ years
>I seriously saw a future with her, she apparently did not
If that makes me a slut then everybody's a slut
>>91583584
Lol no. That test is just absurdly weighted towards normal vanilla relationship stuff. Most daring thing we did was sex in a tent in the woods. Otherwise, pure normal sex in our beds when nobody was around.

Pippa will be working in Walmart this time next year

>>91583632
sorry your old friends suck, but taking it out on people you don't even know is silly.

>>91581331
twitchcon now kys pipnig

>>91583637
yeah exactly

>>91583638
Unsure if ESL and meant
>Not okay/Now okay
or if just retarded

>>91583701
He is very busy

>>91583638
Just wait until she cancels another stream.

>>91582428
my one

>>91583746
Pippa never lied about twitchcon, she even said she wouldn't be streaming and she was away from home

>>91583551
My office is full of boomers. What else can I do?

>>91583723
>high school sweet heart
NORMALNIGGERS OUT

>>91583723
Did you bury her in those woods anon

>>91583771
kek

I like samefagging

>>91583723
Slut

>>91583771
kek

>>91583723
Sex before marriage makes you a slut

>wonder who was shitting up the thread during the vtuber awards making fun of phase for not winning anything
>see this on twitter
personally i blame pippa

>>91583770
Grin

>>91583849
They're not even trying.

So what are we thinking? This retard >>91583802 just an ESL retard, Pippa drunkposting, or one of her friends?

>>91583723
I'm sorry you had to go through that anon..I've had something similar done to me twice.

>>91583904
thanks pippa.

>>91583803
Talk to younger ladies in other departments like I do.

>>91583740
That doesn't work on people with pattern recognition, midwit gender. Everything can be predicted with enough data.

>>91583904
Proctor get a life

>>91583723
>Got the highschool sweatheart
>Didn't work out
No...

>>91583917
I'm not ESL, I'm just tired leave me alone and stop anting Pippa

>>91583849
>>91583915
Feel free to point it out

>>91581743
they are gross sea people she wants a white Australian bf

>>91583904
/hlgg/ was crazy during the Promise Concert

>>91583904
>>91581846
recycled setup

>>91583917
yes

>>91583904
He was correct about fansly tho

>>91583551
cant they just go to hr and say "waahhh, waahhhh, he said something normal but i still feel "unsafe" because his voice or tone is either flat or some shit and i dont like his body language even tho i must admit he respects my personal space (because he doesnt even feel comfortable with the idea of being within arms reach) like sersiously a job is the opposite of the right environment for what i asked holy shit bro

>>91583723

i need a footjob from lumi

>>91583994
>Bri*ish
you're ESL

>>91583803
They have to have daughters, use mommy or daddy for the in.

>>91583994
You have made a grave error. In your spelling, that is.

>>91583994
Lisa is a boring whore who sucks cock 24/7 now fuck off

>>91584004
Yes but she wants one that Rie hasn't fucked already, and that's a real needle in a haystack.

>>91583994
>anting
If you think trying to revise history is "protecting her from antis" you're a fucking retard and how it got as bad as it did this last year with her. She unironically needs people snapping at her to keep her in line or she gets lazy. Today is one such example.

>>91583994
you’re cute

>>91584069

Lumi owes me a private performance.

>>91584053
That has never happened to me once, and I work with women both older and younger than me.

>>91584088
>jeb map but it's australia

>>91584103
How is today an example? She outside she probably won't stream yesterday

>>91583976
Do you think someone who wants to have a life would run a website dedicated to gossiping about streamers pretending to be anime characters?

>>91583723
Same
Only woman I've ever been with, but she decided I wasn't good enough and left out of nowhere...

>>91584021
>Implying Pippa is friends with herself
Anon...

>>91583838
Nah, that was about a year after we started dating. We both wanted to have sex on our 18th birthday but couldn't due to parents being around at our houses. Didn't wanna burn $100+ on a hotel either so in our genius we got a tent from walmart and went out into the woods to do it. Would not recommend btw, was way too muggy and hard to breathe.
>>91583935
It's all good man, I don't regret it. Taught me a lot about what I want/need out of a relationship, boundaries, etc.
>>91583982
Honestly a lot of "highschool sweetheart" type relationships don't end up working. People change a lot after high school. Though I'm not sure if she changed too much or I changed too little.

>>91583632
how do you have mostly female friends all your life and not have a girlfriend and still come here?

>>91583994

Here's the real Rice Test. What's the best rice dish?

>>91580765
LUMI BOOBA!

>>91583904
>the tva owner is an unironic groomer
>people on that website knows he's a groomer but somehow are okay with it because they make groomer jokes about him

LEAVE PIPPA ALONE
LEAVE HER ALONE

thank you for indulging my mental illness and arguing with me, I needed that, it was very cathartic

>>91584103
Are you sure its not just you wanting to be angry, maybe even making good for missed anger for the car meet thing

>>91583442
Please leave, normie

>>91584211
who's your oshi

>>91584225
I have no idea. I like flied lice.

>>91583637
jelly claims she does not have autism (wtf does that word even mean anympre lmao) and she admits she has had plenty of male friends

>>91584149
>She won't stream yesterday
What!

>>91584266
Sure, next time just kill yourself.

>>91584149
>probably
She also flipped back and forth on that until the end of stream, she had time to sit around on twitter during the award show, she could have tweeted at any point. I assume its just more bullshit opsec and she's off somewhere again cause that's what she's taught people to expect.
>>91584288
See above, don't waste peoples time if she knows she's going to be busy.

>>91584225
Steamed with tamagoyaki

>>91584225
milk rice porridge with cinnamon and cold milk

>>91584327
No, that's cringe

If you have a job, you're a normalfag. Simple as that.

>>91583237
if true I should just let the capipis pay for everything

>>91584266
I was used...

Lumi should get sclera tattoos and permanent, orange tinted, contact lenses to look more like Gloomi

>>91584299

>>91584225
I'm partial to US chinese restaurant style chicken fried rice.

>>91584405
The smaller girls wouldn't be able to stream without it, they don't make enough to survive

JELLY!

>>91584213
How can't you understand the concept of time and changes? Not like I don't know the answer but I won't keep repeating myself

>>91583994
I swear I've read this same excuse every day this week. Are you ever NOT tired?

>>91584225
poke bowls

Post bouncing lemons please

>>91583802
she lied about not going fuck off retard

>>91584435
You should know by now that I'm a mentally ill freak who starts arguments because it feels good

>>91583723
The rice test is stupid because there's only 4 outcomes to it
>90+
Socially retarded and unable to function in society
>50-40
Has been in at least 1 relationship, mostly vanilla
>35-15
Disgusting slut
>anything else
Liar

>>91583237
wtf socialism in my chud connect

>>91584239
Anon why don't you make a new forum for us then?

>>91583237
wow really anon?

>>91584514
i kneel....

>invaders teaser has a green frog
PHASE IS FINALLY GETTING A GREEN WOMAN!?!

>>91584507
Melon whore

I might have used a girl

>>91584322
time traveler, please understand

>>91584517
It's really funny how shit like bestiality and orgies are weighted equally with "held hands" and "masterbated".

>>91584514
of course because you're not the real lisaposter

>>91584499
I'm always tired....I'm barely functional

>>91584514
I don't follow the going ons of avatar fags save for schedules so unless you're saying you're Pippa I have no idea what you do or don't do.

>>91584536
If it isn;t fed run it gets DDoSed and spammed with CP. Where have you been the past decade.

>>91584213
Nta but they're all taken in my case. You'd think they'd introduce me to a friend of theirs by now but...

>>91584514
hug me

>>91584514
Hey, you're making us argument enjoyers look bad, you freak.

>>91584517
>mfw 36