/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>91530028
SEX

>>91530028
plapping this slag in the mens bathroom of a pub

UPDATILLIA CONFIRMED FOR DOING HER OWN STREAM ONE DAY

Lapsama my friend

My Ina!

perchance?

>>91530082
Pinching Towa's nipples and punching her in the womb until she pees herself

Satuday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/! Play games, solve puzzles, kill aliens, with a hololive flavor.
Make sure your sven is updated (should update automatically via Steam). Also need the server asset pack before connecting, if you haven't joined before. >>91521262

Server is live, here's how you connect:
Open up console on the main menu (` or ~) and type
>connect sven.hololive.global.gripe
The password is:ILOVEAME

immer jar...

https://litter.catbox.moe/906j9w.png

>>91530084
Look at her go!

ngl a jar seems exceedingly random

>>91530028
Holostar's bicycle!

Cecilia is going to drown me in that jar

cc...
https://litter.catbox.moe/dkmomv.webm

Would you cum jar an otomo?

Immerpee in the Immer teacup

>>91530142
...

>>91530161
It's very useful for...things

>>91530142
all mine

Yes or no?

i still haven't bought immerjar

>>91530161
I'll use it to make jam

>>91530167
cute chinese boys

>>91530142
Drink from the CCum chalice

Margins on jar merch must be insane. You buy pickles you get a jar basically for free.

CC is so cute

>mfw I was able to order the limited CC merch and you guys missed out

>>91530162
>implying they would even touch erb

>>91530167
>>91530306
Both of these boys should become my playthings.

>>91530220
Sexual thoughts.

I'M GOING TO LICK CC'S EARS

has the superior green woman said if she will stream today?

>>91530220
No i don't know what a secret agent would do to me

What the fuck is wrong with CC

>>91530337
>fauna
>streaming

Does CC have one joke?

>>91530220
i will bleach her brown nipples pink

>>91530318
Bigger. Thicker thighs. Enough that when they leglock me, their legs are too heavy for me to even be able to pull out.

wait this is today??

*Distant CC sounds*

>>91530318

>>91530337
Yes
https://youtu.be/Oi0WDyT6xTE

>>91530375
Is that a-
no way..

>>91530317
how much ojisan penis do you think has been between their buttcheeks?

>>91530411
Thats right
An onyon

>>91530400
Tomorrow actually

>>91530220
yes sex with cat

>>91530436
cuck

>>91530400
yes

>>91530436
>Not living in America

Cute

>>91530375
Fuck you shion

>>91530431
How cute!

I don't think that Hololive should be encouraging alcohol consumption like this

>>91530475
i want to have children with this

>>91530400
is this not a paid event? thought it was

Brrap

AME MOGGED
did she get stuck against the glock saint or what?

>>91530525
That is not physically possible

>>91530527
No, it's the anniversary 3d live

>>91530527
It is completely free.

>>91530427
Not enough and I need to fix that.

>>91530507
Anon the JPs are teaching children to bet thousands on horse races every week, even the responsible ones.

>>91530552
i'll just install her womb module

>>91530552

>>91530507
Hololive should be convincing female viewers to drink and have bareback sex with male fans

>>91530507
She doesn't drink much compared to the average European

>>91530475
would be better if she was wearing rollerblades instead of heels

>>91530607

>>91530400
>ERB is promise now
wtf

>>91530580
Welcome to Hololive. A magical place where loli-/shotacons teach children how to gamble and drink.

>>91530622
If you knew what female viewers looked like you wouldn't want to have sex with them

>>91530645

>>91530645
She is the narrator

>If I swear I end the stream
I will be amazed if this lasts more than 30 minutes.

>>91530645

I'm really glad that Cecilia exists. She's great.

>>91530645
narrator

>>91530680
erbs ahegao is so cute

>>91530664

what song is CC talking about?

Why is Kiara hellbent in shilling chink gacha slop on main ??

>>91530612
>>91530586
Childbirth requires chromosomes to come together

>>91530715

>>91530733
That's a fennec.

>>91530745
why are you stalking twitter like a fat virgin?

>>91530733
very pretty omarun

oh god, we're still on R*se episodes...

how come ahoge and ahegao sound the same

>>91530773
This is a Suzy.

>>91530733
cosplayers don't watch hololive

>>91530780
Why is the 4th gen so disconnected?

>>91530740
I have that same controller

>>91530800
it does not

TARDIS LOVE

I want to have sex with SEA women...

>>91530800
How come live and live sound the same?

>>91530736
Are cosplay femboys like veal? Chained down all their life so they don't develop any muscle?

>>91530800
>アホ毛
>アヘ顔
?

>>91530817
So?

>>91530846
>SEA women (male)

>"also this guy is kinda lame I should be able to-"
>dies instantly
Classic CC

They'll have merch for this musical, right? I wanna buy some more Fauna stuff before Cover puts her beautiful design back in the box for the rest of history.

>>91530846
consider visiting SEA as a white man

>>91530384
I want a Sui mochidoll but they go for $500...

>>91530817
What about the really crazy mentally ill obsessed ones who want to /become/ their Oshi?

>>91530745
She's based

>>91530664
A male is fine too

>>91530804
i want her to kill me after i fertilize one of her eggs

CC really is going to mog Fauna's audio quality

>>91530829
This sounds good! Never thought about alcohol with green tea but it sounds like it would work

Why don't they play Fortnite more? The new map is even based on Japan
https://youtu.be/vlgirb0EGhQ?t=2986

>>91530866
so that post was literally in response to a post saying that the hololive's female viewers are unfuckable, so a cosplayer being hot is irrelevant

>>91530855
I think they're just based hikkis
Maybe they do squats though or their ass would be no good

>>91530800
kobo....

>>91530337
Chihaya is streaming later yeah

>>91530836
>>91530859

I love this doll

>>91530664

CC...this might take a while...

>>91530745
>go see if she's begging for codes/perms for that Nikki game
>it's just arknights
you should get a job writing clickbait article headlines

>>91530640
Miato Aqa

>>91530984

>>91530995
would this femgrem and the one that occasionally visits /hlgg/

>>91530984
Kedama posters are so dumb
Like, the dumbest

>>91531022

>>91530220
sex with white women

im playing the sekiro class in the new ER game

>>91531094
zeta thighs wrapped around my waist and head

Bae a cute.

>>91530777
KYS zhang

>>91530534
She should do that on my face

This is going to take while.

Why are From Souls MCs so short?

HESITATION IS DEFEAT

>>91530664

>>91531013
>arknights is not Bing chilling
???

No demon of hate?

HOBOS LOVE

>>91531192
Easier to see and read enemy attacks when they are bigger.

>>91530906
those ones are covered in cutting scars

i like CC noises

>forgot control & is out of practice
>by the time she warms up she will be drunk
CC... is gonna have a rough time

>>91531157
mad because called out

When does the glock show up?

Raviolin!

>>91531204
Immaculate pits

>>91530827
Me on the left

Crackers und Pretzelsticks

Man I was ready to shell out, but this merch is really disappointing

>>91531204
Might as well go all the way and show tits

>>91531299
that cc is manlier than me

How much is GG into bestiality you think?

>>91531240
I can tie them up and save them.

>>91531320
How was the Live?

>>91531204
doubt she has watched a single fauna stream

>>91531204
>>91531299
TAKE OFF THE LIPSTICK BITCH

>>91530995
Am I the only one who gets deeply unsettled whenever I see a girl who looks this well put together but spends time watching VTubers? Like, I just get a red flag from that, like you'd make some small talk with Vtubers with her, maybe grab lunch a few times, start seeing eachother, everything seems good but one day you'd give her a compliment she didn't like and she takes it as a severe insult and the next morning you'd wake up with your car tires slashed, with the police outside your door because you've been accused of domestic violence and your phone is blowing up because someone handed out your phone number at a gay bar exclusively for ex-convicts?

>>91530645
the whole thing is just Kiara doing sockpuppets and ERB doing the voices

bro, CC sucks at this game

>>91531324
probably dabbles in furry to some degree, as in werewolves and what have you. Maybe not the hard variety though.

>>91531355
I would definitely watch that.

>>91531357
They're usually just gay, not that interesting.

>>91531357
That's just most women

its easy to understand CC

Nooo the Microsoft perms!

>>91531357
nah

>>91531353
She's a femsapling.

>>91531342
The live itself was great, you should definitely watch it

>>91531222
it is bing chilling
but it is not shilling
- lao tzu

>>91530995
>>91531357
femgremmates are the strongest women on earth
you should be afraid

>>91530410
WAIT THE MUSICAL IS TODAY?

>>91531405
Aren't the normal lesbians who love Holos either NEET girlfailure artists or cosplayers?

>>91531326
Ever wanna be grempregged?

>>91531427
proof?

>>91531342
Nta but I thought it was just okay. In theory, it was golden. Have each girl produce the other but I really only enjoyed Okayu’s and Mio’s performance. The duo songs were great too but idk it was missing something. Gamers need more gen songs

>>91531294
Kanata treats upao so well

>>91531456
>>91531350
>>91531285
Do you want my attention or something baby

>>91531354
I bet she'd only take it off by smearing it all over your belly and balls

>>91530167
Mental illness.
>>/vt/image/LlRShsQKNfpO9F-9rAZVuA

>>91531353
Shit like this is why women avoid you

CC is ngmi

>>91531355
kino

>>91531456
I NEED to motorboat Aqua's tits in public while she's making retarded noises because of the embarassmenet

How do I Isshinmaxx?

>>91531514
NTA but hey cutie

>>91531407
Stop dating women with BPD.

>>91531357
That’s all women. Their hobbies are all interchangeable, you still run the risk of them killing you in your sleep

>>91531489

>>91531514
Post pits please...

>>91531357
Why? I'm a well put together mentally sane man with a six figure salary, and I'm pretty sure there's a shit ton of people like me watching vtubers. There's no difference.

>>91530736
Mentally ill spammer.
>>/vt/image/d12rrVD6hwjeRDOmCytFvQ

>>91531407
>>91531551
Even my oshi?

>>91531042
>kedama posters
>implying there's more than one
all me

>>91531514
and your weight, face, and personality are why men avoid you

>>91531470
are you new?

>>91531548
Did you know 1 in 20 women have BPD?

>>91531570
It's different for men, 99% of guys who care about appearance are well put together and not mentally ill. Except for millionaire eccentrics, you won't find unsuccessful guys well dressed and owning a car, house, haircut, cologne, etc.

>>91531583
Most women are not like that. The ones who are just have BPD. These guys get confused because women with BPD will date below their standards and for some unexplainable reason, women with BPD tend to be hot.

CC is kind of sexy...

How has she already died 27 times?

https://x.com/macchirei/status/1866972331454894430

Wait, when did the announce the musical was going to be today? Did they even promote that?

>>91530664

CC should be my dollwife

>>91531686
>kind of

>>91531497
Theres no way you dont understand the appeal for having your image go through a series of tubes to appear on the internet for others to look at

which one of you

>>91531691
Because she has been busy to yap and wants to drink.

>>91531700
oh man I forgot about that song

>>91531696
Like 6 days ago and they've been promoting it for 5 consecutive days with videos

>>91531551
>That’s all women. Their hobbies are all interchangeable
Actually most women get their hobbies from their boyfriends, or in rare cases their fathers. If a girl likes video games, gunpla, or other very male hobbies, you can tell they've had a few boyfriends.

lol

>>91531691
She counts the revivable deaths too so halve it for actual resets

Can the woman in this thread please leave, I just want to talk with the boys

>>91531696
comachama...

>losers in /hlgg/ tell you all about women
what is this shit, shut the fuck up already

>>91531792
What are you boys going to do I wonder...?

>>91531801
This is actually a thread about women believe it or not, but also
>>91531792

>>91531755
>If a girl likes video games, gunpla, or other very male hobbies, you can tell they've had a few boyfriends.

What about Fubuki?

>>91531686
>kind of

chat, she keeps looking at me like this, what do I do?

>>91531824
discuss philosophy

>>91531846
What do YOU think?

>>91531869
Don't be fooled, Anon. There is nothing going on inside her head and no meaning behind that look.

>>91531152
Bae cute!

>>91531870
Weird Fukken Cat

>>91531783
I'm counting it for drinks.

Why are Otomos so autistic?

>COOL IT!
classic cc!

guys, cool it

>>91531583
Mumei is like the most menhera in EN.

>>91531870
Phimosophy...isn't that the study of...

>>91531958
>>91531959
Hey that's Ina's thing...

finally... a h/o/lo...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SiHTtYr4VA

Holos with this feel?

>>91531931
I'm just drinking without counting

>>91531967
No, it's Fauna until she graduates. Then the crown passes to Kronii.

someone's trying to kill the aqua reddit source guy

>>91531855
Sorry *kind have

>The virgin kissless man thinks he knows about women

>>91531692
Gigi is the blood clot inside my brain.

>>91532085
>The childless women think they knew about men

I had a dream, and it contained Fauna, but I don't know what happened in the dream other than that it had Fauna and I woke up in tears.

>someone told women to leave
>they left
>thread died

>>91530664

I think Towa

>>91531967
>>91531999
How is Kronii not the winner of the menhera bowl? Half of her jokes are a cry of her help and she's still obsessed with her straight best friend who is happily married with a son...

I think CC would be doing better if she snorted a line of cocaine.

>it's the episode where Mickey becomes a gigachad
watching this thing with ERB and randomly remembering the plot form 15 years ago feel great

>>91532134
Sorry I'm jacking off

>>91532128
Childless =/= single or inexperienced.

>>91532085
>>91532128
lets all go the the fucking church and fix this shit

>>91532164
Fauna is quitting because of a menhera attack. Kronii is still hanging in there so Fauna edges this one out.

>>91532025
Its only fun when pointing it out will annoy the guy posting it

>>91532025
>someone's trying to kill the...reddit guy
I don't know what the rest of this is about but good

omg CC, DODGE

>>91532161
really?

>>91532172
Imagine that woman talking 3x faster.

>>91532146
I want to breed this woman so bad.

Mayo

>>91531640
I don't own a haircut. It's given me.

QRD?

>>91532215
>Fauna is quitting because of a menhera attack.
Have you considered that Fauna's concerns are actually valid?

>bring your child to school day

>>91532278
>>>/vt/numbers

>>91532278
Homostar shit. Off topic here.

>>91532223
then you are mistaken, he is on the same side as you

>>91531992
>character concept is a mechanic
>they actually get someone enthusiastic about cars
Was she always this way or did she do her homework pre-debut

>>91532164
Her fans are giga copers

>>91532287
Sure, anything is possible.

[Sad News] CC got a kid while in elementary school

is cc beating this today?

ENTER

CC's intrusive thoughts leaked out again

>>91532339
Yea, my dick.

Why don't you just get a child slave like CC suggests?

>make your child work for a day
I approb.

I wasn't paying full attention, what is CC talking about with child?

>>91532323
These days they do the hire before the design. The artist gets a voice sample and general interests to work with.

>>91530552
Try harder and you can make anything happen

>>91532401
child labor

why don't they make straws out of actual straw

>>91531708
so you do want it
wanna kiss?

PRESIDENT LOVE

>>91532427
>retard voice
>retard design
perfect

Is autism and asmr a good combo?

>>91532196
Sounds like whores

CC should not be allowed near children

cc anger issues...

>>91532434
This makes no sense. Procreation is a biological process. A robot or automaton cannot do that

CC...

>>91532339
She's... not making a lot of progress at the moment.
I believe she reached phase two last time but she still has to work her way back there, not to mention get past it. It's not looking good.
She would be fine if she didn't forget how to play the game from 2 months ago

>>91531633
her cosplaying fauna is not proof of anything

>>91532501
Most sane take ITT

>>91532496
Autistic people are more likely to get the tingling feeling that ASMR is supposed to produce.

>>91532427
I always wonder when they started that, cause some Holo's fit their designs way too well.

>>91532558
It was either HoloX or everything after HoloX.

>>91532598
Did they just luck out giving Noel giant titties or what?

>>91532558
Around HoloX-ish period.
>Holo's fit their designs way too well.
If they were earlier than that, it was because they picked the girl who best suited the model.

>would?
>dont phrase like that
lewd cc

>ask for cucumber on my burger
>get pickles on my burger instead

Concombre

>>91532558
>>91532598
What this anon said, but I do believe they tried to factor in height somewhat after myth to match the person better and not look odd in 3D.

CC is gonna become japanese

wut
https://x.com/zaf_28n_/status/1867949162479882706

>>91532663
Dumb ass whore only good at storing cum inside of her and pop out babies

>>91532654
Sounds like a win.

CC monkey noises

>>91532666
>to factor in height somewhat after myth to match the person better and not look odd in 3D.
Laplus...

>>91532691
I am not Japanese enough to understand this Maitake meme thing...

>>91532534
Yes, but her buying all the merch and crying about the graduation is.

my penis inside of cecilia immergreen

>>91532362
is this just their lore episode

>>91532753
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hymOcFUkCHU

>>91532701
How is she good at those things when she hasn't done either

>>91532726
Laplus fits her height though, she just falls over a lot. Biboo also falls over a lot, maybe being super short makes you clumsy

>>91532770
Just cut off and on its own?Weird desire

>>91532752
stop that

>>91532780
more like a teaser

>>91532783
https://youtu.be/SwOA8X2druM

CC, the Sword Saint

>>91532783
My statement still stands...

>>91532784
Is the only possible use you can give her

>>91532786
>Laplus fits her height though
yeah that's what I meant...

if CC wants to beat Isshin maybe she should just shut up and concentrate

>>91532789
as long as she orgasms

>>91532786
Actual adult and eldest sister Laplus.

DELETE

>>91532854
Maybe you should shutup

CC gone...

>>91532304
>Lewding Furea
>Drawing her skin multiple shades darker than the others
>Not hiding her massive dark elf ears

FUCK cheebs

FAUNA CUTE
PROMISE CUTE AND SOON

>>91532786
I really want to see more Biboo in 3D interacting with things. She can be like Laplus and stand on a box or something to look taller

>>91532854
She's streaming to have fun and get shitfaced. Sekiro is just an excuse.

>>91532304
i need to get chocosen pregnant

>>91532884
Flare is brown and sexy

>>91532892
Too bad we're never getting another Fauna Dungeon.

>>91532890
Don't mind if I do!

>>91532890
i'm still disgusted that cheebs became an official hololive thing

why is she doing this

>>91532838
She can game and sing and dance a little bit

>>91532890

>>91532982
im extremely horny

>>91532896
Stop it

>>91532783
out of all the educating art history streams she did it's the stupid mushroom meme that took off...