/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Love my wolf wife

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

Ecto

my wife is having her anniversary party in one hour yippee

erm

>>91459199

I'm autistic?

>>91459217
obese

>>91459214
How many years?

>>91459214
Blussy

atashi neko

mrow

Dya talking about the ai cat game (no melty)

>>91459252
4

>>91459272
dya showing her pussy live on stream

Menace sex x31

Computer generate Nina NTR

>>91459214
I wonder how well she can hide the depression today after the bad news

>>91459309
Sadly no

>>91459334
qrd?

The Witcher 3 did have shit progression.

my wonits

>>91459343
she owes some money due some medical bills and her doctor wants to do electroshock therapy on her next and she is really afraid of it, just seems like a stressful situation for her overall

>>91459214
blue toes

Fuck I've been sick for like two weeks, why does the flu suck so hard.

>>91459393
>she owes some money due to medical bills
>her doctor wants her to do more shit
erm

>>91459393
>electroshock therapy

>>91459393
>electroshock therapy
????¿

distressing lack of batposts

>>91459420
vax status?

>>91459393
Ah fuck that does sound nasty. I hope she can have some fun today nevertheless

>>91459446
>>91459449
I think her doc was talking about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroconvulsive_therapy

>>91459446
>>91459449
It's unfortunately pretty common here in Finland especially if medicines don't work on you

uu bep

>>91459393
>medical bills
isn't she a fingol?

>>91459459
non vax

>>91459484
Does she have a fansly

Happy Monday lig I blub my oshi and hate the sun!

>>91459497
isn't this pretty much the same thing but you're just asleep during it?

>>91459499
I miss old Lice

>>91459393
>she owes some money due some medical bills
do burgers really?

>>91459497
>>91459499
70 to 120 volts are applied externally to the patient's head

>>91459499
Lisää sähköä päähän!

>>91459569
alice sataana vittu

>>91459531
yeah but there's nothing on it yet https://fansly.com/Saeko

>>91459499
What if she loses her memory? it's like the most common side effect and can fuck up your entire life

>>91459558
yeah, but only 800 miliamps

>>91459594
>forget about being a menhera
It's a win

>>91459552
You don't have to pay medical bills anymore in america, it's best to just ignore them.

>>91459597
idc man no one should be shocking anyone's head what a psycho idea

>>91459594
>can fuck up your entire life
would make no difference in her case then

>>91459594
she will most likely get a caretaker

>>91459631
now that i agree with

so you're telling me if I move to Finland I can get a cute, autistic, mentally AND physically ill gf?

smug eurotrash assholes kill yourselves

>>91459671
yeah she's a dyke though

I feel sad now..

>>91459673
I look like this and I do that

>>91459678
Obtain employment.

>>91459700
you're always feeling sad

mooo

>>91459584
Was just checking but thanks

>>91459700
just have fun with her today

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>91459700
Dont you mean blue

God needs to send me her to make up for his sins

>>91459671
Getting a Finnish gf is impossible.

>>91459739
I doubt you'd go this far but she does post the r34 she commissions on the subs channel on her discord.

>>91459673
this slut

>>91459793
*fingers your asshole*

>>91459700
Are you fuckers never not talking about how miserable her life is and how you better give her money now or something? She’s not even going to be a 3view soon enough.

>>91459836
I like your bait

>>91459594
It's fine, she can always go the Hemmingway route

>>91459540
>Monday
>It's Friday
Open up your cheeks Max

>>91459836
she barely breaks 100 on a good day lol. the volume of posts doesn’t even sort of match up

>>91459806
not with that attitude

>>91459817
you're kind of weird

>>91459817
*giggles and farts*

>>91459740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du75-mUBoos

>>91459376
It had a lot of bad, copy pasted locations, bad ui, bad hid, bad quest log and map, terrible quest design, useless mechanics, bad enemy ai, bad balancing, game breaking bugs in the main quest, removed the entire thing that made Witcher 1 unique, useless loot, bloated skyrim level quests to pad out the world. But i won't point it out again because I don't want to be called an anti again

>>91459898
thanks

>>91459914
:essaying:

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

How about you get a girlfriend instead of begging every vtuber to start a fansly, anon

>>91459891
https://twitchtracker.com/kuul
lol

Could Layna be fixed by shocking her head?

why don't you suck my cock you prancing lala homo man

>>91460066

i like grape

>>91460066
we both know you don't actually have a penis or testicles

>>91460033
just ignore the schizo he's been on this for years

>>91459673
Coqui while chat is grooving to Ocho

This could be us (Me and Olivia Monroe)

>>91460097
No it does a good job proving his point, she/they/whatever is barely a 3view and the amount of posts it gets in this thread is ridiculous compared to others

>always on time for her stream
>I'm a "hello" in a spam of 500 others
>she never notices me
>maybe she says a quick hello as she greets 100s of people
>guys show up late to her stream almost every day
>They dont even bother to make time for her on special stream
>posts "hi, what did I miss?" or something
>she and chat always greets them enthusiaticly giving them personal attention
I finally get the "fashionable late" thing. I put in evert every day to be with her and she doesn't give a shit but the guys who have no respect get personal responses every day. I hate how even in tubing you can't escape normu real world bullshit

>>91459891
that's pathetic. is this really what passes for a large indie in 2024?

>>91460136
bruh

he's really upset today kek

>>91460129
It's not that ridiculous. She's not even posted every day. There are multiple low 3 views who are vastly more popular here.

>>91460136
t. shondophile

>>91460079
Say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I think Joru would be a really nice mom

>>91460033
"large" indie

>>91460186

>>91460129
Stop moving your goalposts schizo

>>91460136
Pathetic.

>>91460150
>is this really what passes for a large indie in 2024?
No. But this thread hasn't been about large indies since the wvt faggots took over

>>91460233
kissing Nazuna's tummy

>>91460240
you already got your split

shut the fuck up

>>91460226
The goalpost was barely a 3 view and that didn’t change? You are mentally ill

>>91459836
>>91459891
>>91460129
>>91460150

>>91460269
i see you're a letter of the law kind of shit eating faggot

starting soon

>>91460319
What law? I was just pointing out the volume of posts she gets is absurd for how low her views are.

Dya has dom energy but sadly doesn’t use it to her advantage

>>91460374
Read: >>91460172

>>91460325
Really sucks the energy out of this thread

This inis kind of hot

>>91460550
it's just you

Dya slapping her pussy live on stream

>>91459552
kuu is from finland but good one retard

>>91460374
same with meredith, menace, para, nino

>>91460586
The only one of those remotely worth constant posting is Para.

>>91460136
I pretend to have wife and kid in some chuuba's chat and she always reads my messages and responds to me even if there are 100s other chatters

>>91460582
we don't like her

>>91460699

this is now a bat thread

I think Saru should be meaner and sluttier.

>>91460772
this is always a bad thread

thinking about chuuba girlcock

>>91460793
you mean BAT thread freaking IDIOT

Uuuuuu I want to start to do other things during sarus stream, I still want to wat h her but during the gaming sections where she's just gaming I want to go outside for a bit. BUT I don't want to become estranged from her or make her think I don't like her anymore, I know she says, just like a lot of other vtubers, that it's OK not to watch them all the time and that there are vods so you should never feel fomo for her but I still think she will think differently of me if I don't watch every stream fully. But on the other hand she has made that comment before when someone said they can make a game of her that "real game devs don't have the time to watch streams all day" so maybe she will not just understand but also think more highly of me if I do spend less time with her and focus in what I want to do, but then I still don't want to miss out on time with her because I like spending my day with her. I also think it's unfair to expect her to stream consistently for 6h every time when I just decide on a whim to go do something else instead of dedicating my time to her too, like imagine showing up to spend time with a friend and they leave to do something else while you're still expecting to sit there and pretend nothings wrong. I got some wireless earbuds so maybe I could start to do other stuff while still listening to the stream since game streams don't have a lot to look at anyway, it's the start and end and dinner break where you need to watch, unless she plays a game I really want to see but then I'll try to watch stream and make it a big event with drinks and food anyway

TIME FOR BLUE

>>91460793
>>91460813
You guys are a riot!

>>91460700
I don’t fucking care you queer

Shondo is free

>>91460820
dude go outside it's just a tv show

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

>>91460820
saru does not think about you ever
with 100% certainty
not reading the rest

>>91460835
no im a bat HAHAHAA

>>91460847
Strawmanning our relationship as "just a TV show" really underwlvalues what saru and I have and shows you don't understand what I mean

>>91460832
Hell yeah!

>>91460881
as a demon of change I'm saying you should listen to those impulses lest you torture yourself in indecision

>>91460747
women love taken men

[4VIEW NEWS]
** IMPORTANT **

deme doing reactslop and has a subathon tomorrow

** IMPORTANT **

>>91461006
Giri?

>>91460989
we don't watch her

>>91461036
shut up meathead

belated from another thread as bill paying anon, but I always offer to pay peeps bills, friends, vtubers, or just people in need. The world is shitty enough and people need as much help as they can get. Anyway ima go back to listening to streams and suffering learning to parry in elden ring

If Saru saw what gets posted here she'd be disgusted.

Olivia Monrodent is watching you

>>91460989
Is she still being a whore after the break up?

>>91461047
I think Deme is pretty cringe ngl

>>91461084
She's not single anymore

Do we like Layna?

>>91459188
>willed an Okami sequel into existence
Your wife is powerful

Holy shit how the fuck do people have the endurance to wake up and then actually do productive things this is fucking insufferable.

>>91461112
Stop being such a big baby

>>91461112
willpower
wake up at 5am and workout fagtard

>>91461111
She is the #1 okami fan

>>91461084
They got back together

>>91461029
Yep
>>91461101
I thought she broke up with her bf?

>>91461112
By not having 10 different sleep disorders like you have.

why have all meat's collab partners dropped her except 3am?
she have to beg snuffy to collab again lmao

>>91461156
what do you do for a job

>>91461158
>#1 okami fan
ah yes the #1 okami fan that calls amaterasu "okami"

>>91461176
They got back together

>>91461159
God she a mess

There's no way vesper is THAT sick, she's just ditching because she can, right?

>>91461176

>>91461112
I don't have the endurance but I have to do it anyway or I'll become homeless so it's the lesser of two evils

>Doesn't oneshot a boss
>Gets annoyed
why do people watch this?

>>91461192
overpaid corpo slave in tech

>>91461194
Yes

>>91461224
I don't watch her for the gameplay

>>91461239
>overpaid
okay now find the motivation to 5am workout when you're underpaid

>>91461239
Give me your money

>>91461282
i did the same thing when i was unemployed but keep coping

>>91461224
She's good for being retarded.

>>91461182
I think the sleep disorders are just a natural reaction to everything else.

>>91461332
>unemployed
find the motivation when you're underpaid and employed

https://www.twitch.tv/silvervale

Wolf wife live!

>>91461364
What if you have central sleep apnea?

Since its dead hours i just want to start some shit, snickers >every other candy bar, the only thing that comes close is kitkat but it can get too sweet because of the chocolate, snickers has nuts that dull the sweetness and it also makes you actually full unlike other candy bars.

>>91461191
Why is it always esl?

>>91461393
I don't eat candy

>>91461393
Kitkat is better than snickers and comes in more flavours

Green tea kitkat is peak

>>91461224
Losing to a boss disrupts the narrative flow of the game. It feels much better to win on the first try and experience the story in the heat of the moment then to be dulled by repeated attempts of the same scenario

>>91461428
While true that kitkat has more flavors you can't ignore the fact that those aren't easily available like the standard ones, in most cases you would have to order kitkat from Japan if you want different flavors

>>91461389
Juni I know you are really passionate about sleep apnea but crashing out from a dream after it provokes a single thought about how life is going isn't a breathing problem.

>>91461445
I wonder if a chuuba that just read books to chat would work?

>>91461490
Being exhausted after sleeping indicates that other sleep cycles are shit too and not just REM.

>>91461476
You can get them off amazon

Checkmate

>>91461112
you get used to it

vtubers? Just kidding. I don't care

i am engaging in "the great game" with the_smasher over who wins the right to groom kuu's hag pussy

>>91461428
You would have an opinion on chocolate

>>91461532
Some ASMR chuubas try that

>>91461112
dingus can be eaten by bugs

>>91461533
I'm exhausted because I get kicked from sleep after like 5h and every minute of thinking after makes me more and more compelled to try and crack my skull on the nearest wall.

Saru talking about Italian woman stereotype is very ironic.

>>91461112
Sometimes I wake up and go to the gym before going to work.
>>91461382
And she's stalking us from the windows.

>>91461675
Your move

>>91461684
you know women like chocolate

if you give it to them they'll suck your dick and maybe fuck you

>>91461751
>"Oh fuck my wine" said the French woman while eating snails

>>91461779
when i get my next paycheck i'll buy her bondage boots

open the windows lig

>>91461783
I have no experience with obese people flirting strategies but that sounds plausible for you

>>91461809
>man has never given a woman chocolate
And you wonder why all these people are virgins

>>91461802
Based

>>91461847
So you just need to exchange chocolate to fuck as a fat person? People at my weight usually have to go on dates first

tob stole my tob points

I will not engage with someone who has never even given a woman chocolate and followed into getting their dick sucked ez because instead they decided to go on some lame ass date to the arcade that smelled like ask body spray

Saru has a midget pussy and exaggerates her accent. There are some rumors about her not so impressive mental aquity too.

>>91461966
Maybe you can engage with a treadmill instead

>>91461912
This is some really sad cope

What if I put my cock in Saruei's retarded midget pussy

>>91459327
This but NTS

>>91462064
You'll have a retarded midget cock.

>didn't Ike the ililian boatc
>says a one liner that's funny and slightly sexual
N>owctshe likes the Italian giel
Saru like me when I watched her first time years ago

if someone was mean to kuu i think i would just kill them

>>91462117

>>91462064
Saru can't keep a bf because her bussy death grips it too hard and guys refuse to have sex with her more than once

haha WOW sorry guys i was pretty drunk last night when i was making those posts about ecto

>Silver watched game awards with Chilled
oh no she's going to pull Nyan

burger king foot lettuce
the last thing you want in your burger king burger is some foot fungus
but that might be what you just get

>>91462188
Chills? The silly voice guy?

>>91462188
Art you a year late?

>>91462165
I think it had more to do with her BPD but OK.

>>91462260
Both are possible

She gonna play the Ezio trilogy

saru rage my beloved

I love my dog

What if Bat played modern games

>>91462332
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>91462382
what if you stopped posting
what about that

[Silver news] She has tons of okami merch including nendos, slippers and clothes

>>91462382
She hates modern games

no >>91462382

>>91462358
repulsive

>>91461966
if I sucked your cock would you give me chocolate too

Saru's being very grumpy today. Is she still on her period?

>>91462488
doesn't some guy here have a period calendar

Why is your oshi your oshi

>>91462488
Hasn't started yet, should be soon

It got so cold i had to switch to a sweater, i fucking hate cold bros

>>91462588
me too bro... want to cuddle up under a blankie and watch bat together?

>>91462442
uh oh melty

>>91462614
Yes lets watch her do randomized zelda :)

>>91462400
No faggot

i miss joru

>>91462525
Its the pre-period rage

>>91462524
Wish I knew. For some reason being around her makes me feel peaceful as long as I don't think about things too hard.

>runs into objects with the horse
>fall off
>"THIS FUCKING HOOOOOORSEE"

you guys i like kuu

>>91462172
i like the ecto posts
i find them cute and funny

when i get drunk for some reason i stop watching vtubers and start watching minecraft slop, like 100 days kind of slop, I don't even watch minecraft content but when im drunk it hits different

>starts rudely yelling at chatters
>gets gifted subs
This is why other women hate her

>>91462876
I've been subjected to exactly one of those videos and I already feel sorry for you.

>>91462172
im thinking mating press

>>91462883
anyone with a functioning brainstem hates her

>>91462847
Why does her raging make my pp hard?

>>91462476
ye

>>91463004
why are you upset
do you want to talk about it

>>91463004
Femanon detected.

>>91463029
>>91463038
what the fuck

>>91463054
what

Filian pwns this thread fr

>>91463054
ANSWER ME

>>91462358
When is she back anyway? I saw her talking about being in Washington DC yesterday

Layna deserves leukemia

>>91463012
For me it's that though her rage comes on quick and intense, it always comes off as somehow harmless and correctable. The rage just asks to be dicked down in response.

Bought a smoked chicken leg, gonna DESTROY it later

fat dog cunt dying on the operating table after a botched gastric bypass

schizo retards

>>91463335
RIP Vienna

>>91463296
uh oh melty!

ah I see, he's throwing around his random bait again to see what sticks

>>91463019
really?

>>91463335

What is the mass of pookie's fat head?

>>91463455
Typically the chocolate comes first yeah

>>91463296
kek, this could happen because she's obese

I want to fall asleep with my dick in Moriko's pussy! does it even feel good when it's just sitting in there all soft with no stimulation?

>>91463505
real lulz for me :)

>>91463514
Your instincts kick in to thrust there's a lot of of nerves that fire from even the slightest movements

>>91463514
sengoku rance has a scene like this

>>91463514
am I the only one always having a pee after sex to avoid utis?

>>91463514
This anon is soaking.

Good morning /lig/ I love my oshi.

>>91463688
it's moriko just pee inside

>>91463514
it doesn't really stay in onced you go limp

Saru does not share lusies empathy for that girl who fucked 100 guys

>>91463721
micro penis anon…

>>91463742
mom said it's average

>>91463784
why did you show your dick to your mum

>>91463739
Good, no one forces her to do it, she brought it on herself.

>>91463804
Outside America family nudity is normal

>>91463804
it actually was yours

I like it when kuu laughs

>>91459199

>>91463877

https://files.catbox.moe/gzazcy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/3ywx59.png
https://files.catbox.moe/udit82.png
https://files.catbox.moe/w1guef.png

>>91463877
>>91463919
now kiss

>>91463928
heavenlyfather

>>91463931
heh

>>91463928
disgusting

>>91463739
Lucy sees someone cry and starts crying herself

>>91463739
>lusies

Can you really just buy kangaroo meat in the store?

>>91464123
in australia yeah

Olivia enjoyers, should I watch the deodorant review vod?

>>91464152
Then how the fuck did Saru get some in France?

remember anny?

>>91463931

>>91464203

Saru, I already ate again. And desert. We need to work on our food syncing

>>91410612
Perfect body

>>91464266
she's wearing a corset

>>91464203

womp womp

>>91464179
Are you retarded? They are like a train ride away from each other,it's next to Germany

>>91464289
>A corset is a support garment worn to hold and train the torso into the desired shape and posture.
The world record corset lady is basically disfigured even when she takes it off

>>91464164
yes

>>91464312
Oh Ogey

>>91463928
Make them white I cannot self insert

>>91464348
Remember when saru used to wear a corset on stream to train her body. That was kind of hot.

>>91464348
>desired shape
>disfigured

Is she playing the weirdass 2009 game for alpha males today?

Sarus opinion on kangaroo meat
>it's definitely meat
>it's hard to chew
>it doesn't taste much

>>91464442
Was it pre vtuber? What was she training for?

>>91464530
>nooo you can't just have an opinion on if someone took something too far

Oh yeah I forgot saru cooks her meat with no seasoning. She still has a way to go to be trad, she's still eating plain rice or plain pasta with plain meat just like 3 years ago

>>91464540
it's a tourist trap, they sell that for the same price as steaks when it's a pest animal purely to rip off tourists who want to try it

>>91464530
reading comprehension retard
anon is saying desired as in the purpose of the corset, not desirable as in beauty

>>91464572
No, it was at the start of the year for her cosplay and I think before she went to Japan

grimmi grimmi grimmi

>>91464578
post it for /lig/ to judge

>>91464312
actually the biggest kangaroo meat consumer in eu is italy, next should be the netherland or belgium

>>91464583
Is there anything more traditional than eating almost raw meat like a caveman?

>>91464617
Why would they train it into an undesirable shape anon?

>>91464625
I guess that was before she decided to just photoshop her cosplays out the ass.

>>91464678
eating fruit

minge ass

>>91464678
Getting tapeworms from said meat.

>>91464540
you're supposed to use it in curry or a stew or something slow cooked. You don't eat it as a steak. before when butchers existed, if you asked the butcher, he'd give you a kangaroo tail for free and you could use that to make a stew. Nowadays it's too expensive for anything

>>91464678
eating nuts (foraged)

>mhm
>zipper sound

>>91464583
I do this too and it's great, why change anything

>>91464646
https://youtu.be/OKqnhsxk7xM?t=290

ITST HE FU KING BUNNY THAT TRIPS OVER THE WIRE I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE IT AGAIN

She loves us!

>>91464757

>>91464583
She needs a bf to teach her how to cook. I can do it

>>91464791
It makes me way too happy when she tela us that

>>91463335
the main creator of schizo retards

>>91464683
anon was commenting on the purpose of a corset
you are complaining about beauty standards
see how these are different ESLchama?
dont bother replying i dont talk to third worlders

>>91464750
I do this when sweet chestnuts drop

>>91464765
Meat without seasoning sucks.

>>91464846
Simply sear it better

Would you kiss Saru if she burped in your mouth after just shitting her diaper?

man asses mom is a lesbian??? wtf

>>91464711
>>91464750
We should invent a dietary trend that requires people to eat only foraged berries and nuts just because it would be funny to have random people roam the woods like an irl The Forest lobby.

Cant bake rn. Sry

>>91464889
We would have to test it but I suspect the love will override any feelings of disgust like it does with other bodily excretions

>>91464846
the american mind

>>91464932
isnt that just keto

>>91464966
It's paleo

>>91464950
What caused your ban

>>91464932
This but different forests are like different lobbies and some have like airsoft or larp weapons and if you get gronked while being a berry picker you have to give them up

>>91464874
>just sear it even more bland
Eww, just learn to cook it's not hard.

>>91464966
Keto is all fats no sugar
So berries aren't keto

>>91464777
There comes a point when you need to stop, was it just for the record or mental illness?

>>91465018
So if seasoning is not present you are unable to cook? I can go one way or the other but it's not a deal breaker as long as you have tastebuds capable of subtlety

>>91464957
>it's americans that use spices
What?

>>91465097
>>91465097
>>91465097

>>91464837
You sound mad that you misunderstood the conversation

>>91465095
I can eat meat that is not prepared but it always will taste blander than actually preparing it and taking the time to do it. I really like to cook though and don't look at food as just energy, I like to make ever meal good as it can be. Same goes for my care in any handling of the animal/meat before actual cooking.

>silver is crying again
Why is she so quick to crying