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>You will never be Mori’s little brother.>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.Why are we even here? Just to suffer?
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER
yfw off collab
>>9138536mfw off collab
森りん頑張って!!
This is one of the first hololive related images I ever saved
>>9138536
>REDPILLED GURA
need to make keanu reeves aware of vtubers
Why has this watchalong been so much worse than the two Gurame watchalongs? (Die Hard, E3)There's barely any talking and a lot of dead air. Literally no zatsu. Sad. Gurame watchalongs are all about commentating on the movie and then talking about some random talking point that relates to it. This is why Gurame have untouchable chemistry in EN.
PROBED
Cyberbuds what the fuck
FUCK I HATE THIS SCENEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What the fuck was that chumbuds?
AAAAAAAAAA
Why do the agents bother fighting when they can do this shit?
>it takes two agents to hold pre-pill Neo down
uuuuuuuuuuuuu
I love Kronii
>>9141306focus on the stream deadbeat
Which holo would do a watchalong of Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)?
I want this to happen to gura's womb
I never did understand the mouth scene. Can someone explain how or why that happened?
>Gura: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....
Reminder that according to the Wachowski's, The Matrix is a transgender metaphor.
KEANU REEVES TUMMY EROTIC UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gura lust!
>>9140008I'll text him
Neo's tummy hort...
I want to probe gura's navel!!
>>9141306t. deadbeat
Is mori just a blabbermouth in general?
>gura literally came live on stream>she is basking in the afterglow right now
Here are the current streams happening friends.Mori and Gura are being the cutest of bros as we all watch some Matrix together and everyone goes on a trip of nostalgia since this movie is like 22 years old jesus. Also Gura's being way cuter than usual and Mori's having the time of her life, this is a really fun watc-JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE HELL WAS THE BUG IN THE NAVEL?!>Songs released todayWatame blessed us with this incredible original song today. It comes with a beautiful 3DMV and gives off a really comfy and mystifying experience. If you don't believe me, then you should go give this cover a stream and become enlightened.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mhcma0L6hY
>>9141209Kill all ESLs
Just like my chinese cartoons!
>>9141345kek
>Gura's brain statusPROBED
>where is that going>not the navelUOOOOOOOOI can see this clip being of use
>>9141306Just watch the movie deadbeat
>yfw "one" is "neo" backwards
I'm a shrimp and I WILL get to Gura's navel!
>>9138220>you will never have her ruin classic movies for you
Why do the bad CGI seem to add to the film?
I love Ina!
Mori can I please watch the fucking movie and see what happens myself without you telling me what's about to happen?
>>9141306True but, let the dedbeats have their night
>>9141306t.
That was a really cute reaction from Gura. Hope she watches more body mutilation movies
twinity :3
Gura's little girl whimpers...
Was it worth it, Gura?
>you are the UNOMorpheus...
>>9141341Agents edited the matrix so that Neo would have no mouth, to make him unable to speak.
>>9141369
anyone got the cytube link for this watchalong if there is one? i cant find it anywhere
>>9138582this is mine
>>9141369BRAVO WACHOWSKI'S
>>9141369Anonchama...
this movie sucks ass
>>9141327Everything in the matrix is representational nothing in it is real.
>>9141369what the fuck its real???
trinity dies and the matrix is rebooted
>WE ARENT RAIDED ITS JUST VT SHIZOS>WE TOTALLY ARENT RAIDED MEDS MEDS MEDS>>9134463>>9134463>>9134463>>9134463>>9134463>>9134463
KEANU IS GETTING RAPED
>>9141344>according to the author>sources say>studies showbut they unironically said that AFTER trooning out. Kys.
>>9141356Basically watching this blind, streamsfriend
I JUST REALIZEDNEO = ONE
Caligula will never force you to strip....
>>9138536>>9138560based retard
>>9141344they are mentaly ill and dont count
>>9141369>oen
>>9141369OH NO
>mori is lusting for keanu>forces gura to lust after him too
this movie is going to blow Guras mind
>>9141401om3tcw.com/r/hlgg
>>9141380I wonder what her farts smell like
>>9141306It's a fucking movie watchalong, you WANT "dead air".
>>9141419I can't betray Kiara though...
Take off that shirt boy
>>9141344And then there's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgg7FdznyQg
Thoughts?
>>9141417>>9141369oenchama...
>>9141369uhhhh
>>9141369It's not, but ogey. It's at least an anagram.
>>9141411Dumbledore dies
Gura is going to have nightmares about that scene.
>>9141369b-bros?
>>9141344that's a good theory
BELLY BUTTON SUCKER 3000
>>9141369PASHTUN
>>9141369wtf
>gura immediately recognizes the super suckerKEK
Imagine getting your dick sucked by this thing.
>>9141306No this watchalong has a much different problem. Mori doesn't shut the fuck up
>>9141340I now want this with Ina or IRyS, hopefully both
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURAS SUPER SUCKER T o T
>>9141341the agents are programs that can actively manipulate the physics and rules of The Matrix. That's why they can jump super high, have super strength and can do shit that's physically impossible
TuT
BELLYBUTTON SUCKER 3000
I'M GOING TO SUCK GURA'S BELLY BUTTON.
I don't think I like this movie anymore.
>>9141431she's going spout matrix references for a week
WOMB
>Super suckerWhat would happen if you put your dick in it..?
>>9141462Gura developed a new fetish from watching that scene
>mori and gura are watching keanu getting sucked off
>Gura's about to barf>I'm about to barfWE ARE
>>9141369OH MY GAH
I'M GONNA PUKE
mori goofy laughing at gura shitty "jokes" is ruining this movie for me
>>9141306For fucks sake deadbeat, stop falseflagging.
Gura's vomiting ASMR! Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOO
fish tank doko
>ISRAEL
>>9141391Show her a cronenburg
>>9141471>>9141493>>9141494TAKE THIS THING OFF DOC, I'M DRY
Gura barfing T o T
>>9141497little girls
>>9141493It would be extremely painful
Where did the belly button machine even come from how do you make shit in the matrix
Not sure why people are getting so uppity about Calli. She hasn't should the movie.
>>9141481and yet they could not overcome the power of GUN
IS THAT REAL HOLY SHIT
>>9141414take the trans pill already
>>9141369AKAI HAATO = RED HEART4CHAN = FORTUNEKFP = KFCHOLOLIVE = HOLOGRAPHIC LIVESTREAMSROBOCO = ROBO-KO (ROBOT GIRL)RISU = SQUIRRELINUGAMI = DOG GODKIARA = KLARA, HITLER'S MOMPEKORA WEARS A BUNNYSUITLAMY = RAMIREZRUSHIA = LUCIA / LUCIFERKIRYU = KILL YOU (cf. YAKUZA)"HIME"MORI = PRINCESSID GEN 1 = AREA 15 (= AREA 51) = IOFIFTEENKUREIJI OLLIE = CRAZY OLLIE (SKATEBOARD TRICK)PAVOLIA REINE = POWERFUL REIGNWATSON = SHERLOCK'S ASSISTANTMORI CALLIOPE = MC, PERSONA REFERENCEENMA = ENGLISH MANAGERKOROSAN = MR KORO"YAGOO" IN REVERSE = OOGAYHAKOS BAELZ = HELLS BELLSKRONII = KRONOS (GREEK GOD)
>>9141497WIMPS
Gura just found a new fetish, didn't she?
Mori ruined the candy
only a few are ready for the true redpill
MORI RUINED GURA'S CANDY
New Botan looks like veibae
>>9141481why didnt they just manipulate neo dead wtf
I was eating my beef bowl...
>>9141453i want to anally massacre her with my cock
>>9141491>>9141485that's what they call me
>IS THIS REAL?
>>9141380I love Ina too!
is t his an abortion metaphor
>>9141519UUUU
>>9141453Lustful thoughts
>>9141506Then why the fuck are you watching a watchalong dummy
>>9141514I'm makin' gravy!
>>9141519but he's a big guy
>>9141522???
YOU GONNA FINISH YOUR CRAB LEGS GURA?
>>9141506Wow it’s almost like they’re friends
>>9141369Not only that, it means "fresh" in Latin!
MORI RUINED GURA'S COLLAB WITH HER CHOCOLATE BAR
>>9141522>She hasn't should the movie.Anon..?
>gura going to throw up nowJUST WAIT 5 MINUTES FROM NOW
ENTER
Uhhh Morpheuskeks is THIS your oshi??? HAHAHAHA
>>9141540Counterpoint
>>9141523The Construct newfag
>>9141522she should but she has
take the oreopill anon
Holy shit it's Samuel L Jackson!
>He flosses with a mattressLMAO
JESUS GURA
>>9141563>>9141563>>9141563>>9141563
GURA NO
mori cringope >>9141527this is all based off a true story
Expand your brain
>>9141574Yes.
>>9141574Yes. :)
i'm resisting the urge to hornypost
>>9141530what the fuck were people even shitposting back in 1999, I was one years old back then
Morpeuth
>>9141574Larry...
Kek gur
I don't like Gura making fun of Morpheus...
Do zoomers really feel the need to make dumb jokes every minute?
>Morpheus flosses with a mattress
Damn that rarith
>>9141542>>9141526That what being made by humans do
>>9141542they want to use neo to get to morpheus, to get to zion. like they say in the big reveal scene in this very fucking movie
Does Gura always make fun of the coolest character when she meets them?
>>9141559im watching with hlgg, but yeah im pretty fucking close to closing the stream
>>9138582This is my first
>making fun of fishburne's gap toothbased
>>9141369just wait till you find out Neo also means "new" in latin and humanity and the machines are stuck in a cycle
>>9141356you forgot Mumei
Gura, please! Leave mortheus alone!
LongBeachGriffy?!
>>9141561She hasn't spoiled the movie.
Gura...
>rabbit hole
>Mori ruins the movie for Gura.>Gura ruins Morpheus for Mori.
Gura is the first person to make Morpheus uncool, damn that's skill
S-stop bullying my oshi Gura...
>>9141601Anon...
>The nigger looks like her flosses with a mattressJesus Christ Gura
>>9141600
>>9141627kek
>>9141540Never
>>9141609Watch the movie alone if you don't like it, faggot.
ah the peko hole
Alice...?
>>9141430thanks man
Fucking gura lmao, she's totally doing it on purpose, shitting on him knowing Mori thinks Morph is cool
>>9141576im eating golden oreos right now>>9141601shitposting is a product of the knowledge of our civilizations decline breaking our brains 1999 was the peak of civilization so shitposting was rarer and far
>Your Oshi>Red or Blue?
WAKE UP WATAMATES!
is the blue pill Hololive....
>Gura would bully you if she knew youBwos...
Does it bug anyone else that Ame does -unarchived- member's only streams with barely any notice, on a work night, pretty far outside of her original timeslot?I understand she's used the 1AM EST slot since debut, but her unarchived karaokes were usually a lot easier to catch and the 6PM EST slot was part of why I watched and membered her to begin with, but I think this is twice(?) now that I can't catch a stream and need to torrent it in the morning.In the end, it's no big deal since all her shit gets uploaded to nyaa anyway, but for some reason it really activates my schizo neurons.Thanks for coming to my TED Talk, I'm a huge faggot please rape my face.
>LE RABBIT HOLE GET IT??I hate you chat
>>9141609yep, thats what bothers me. just shut up, enjoy the movie, react to the cool scenes. stop trying to be funny.
SHEEPLE
>>9141625I could never forget Mumei's schedule silly anon.
>>9141652t. zoomer
>>9141601natalie portman naked and petrified and covered in hot grits
>>9141601nigga you have any idea the effort it used to take to upload an image
>>9141664MumeiRed
>>9141574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ-yzQL7214
>>9138582First thing I had saved was om3tcw
Are vtubers the blue pill and doxxers are the redbill?
>>9141341Agents are super OP and can warp reality early and then forget that shit to do kung fu. When they catch morph they brick wall all the exits
>>9141406nah it owns
>>9141614wow that seems very convoluted. hope it works out for them
>get kidnapped by terrorist cell>chat them up and discuss philosophyThe 90s were a different time.
>>9141453I will end her menopause and breed her dusty womb
>>9141522>>9141561thread culture
they made Kronii publish an apology tweet for raidinghttps://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1433624439481012245
>>9141601There wasn't shitposting yet. It was a primordial ocean of memes, wild and untamed.
FUCK YOU MORI
Here's the part where he offers Neo estrogen pills
>>9141306As much as I love to shit on Mori (which I really do), the format for this watchalong isn't that great. When one person has seen the movie and the other hasn't, one person basically has to remain silent for most of it so they don't spoil the film. When it's 2 people going in blind, it's great to see their reactions. When both have watched it before, it's great to hear their commentary on it.
>>9141671yes. stay in. it's terrible out there.
>>9141630>agent smith shows up>"this guy is cool"
>do you know what the Matrix is>the moviedamn it gura
>rabbit hole>sheepis the matrix hololive ?
>>9141709Good.
>>9141664Hololive is the literal blue pill, fuck, not even a pill, its a fucking shinig blue sign that says "give up your life and money"
most of you are bluepilled btw. prove me wrong.
>>9141684
>>9141637She finds a way. She has an easy time making fun of people for small things to make them uncool. She's one of those people that calls Vegeta a balding manlet
>>9141709towa baby....
Gura is really fortunate to be oblivious to the Matrix for that marketing twist to work.
>born into bondageToT
>You have been born into bondage
>>9141726I didnt take the vaxx
>>9141709FUCK m*n*gement
>>9141664AmeBlue
>>9141709She got bonked by management.
>>9141664MoriBlue. The older I get the more I see Cypher did nothing wrong.
>>9141709she took it well.
I bet Mori thinks this movie is ACTUALLY deep.
>>9141671let's not do the whole "hololive is the matrix" bit because it paints doxxfags as the heroes...
Jesus Christ. This is just about black slavery isn't it?
>so deepNo it's not mori...
shut the FUCK UP calli
>>9141727I'll down a bottle of blue pills to be with my waifu.
>>9141709someone got an ear yanking
I actually want Mori to fuck my oshi, that will fix both of them
>>9141709based mane-san
>>9141720>Thinking character is spoilerRetardchama................
>>9141709Well yea it's all of their rule>>9141748t. Dumbass
>>9141709I need to spank her so she can learn her lesson
>>9141689>effort>to upload imagesWhat
>>9141344That was a retcon. Their trans character was "Switch" and it was going to be male IRL. That's it.
>dayquil and nyquil
>>9141726We sit here watching girls pretending to be reapers and sharks and the concept of time, it doesn't get much more bluepilled than that
>>9141709Good
>>9141759its about being tranny
>>9141727hololife...
>>9141720You think that's a spoiler?
SWALLOWING GURA LIKE A TYLENOL UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
Mori takes you down the rabbit hole
>redpill
>>9141696Good thing I already took the red pill, thanks god my oshi is not an uggo
I just realized Madara was ripping off the matrix with his genjutsu and tree pods
>>9141677She doesn't want a comeback stream, anon, that's why she ease the concern with an unmonetized & unarchived stream.She is just too kind for her own good.
>>9141720That's not a spoiler, dumbasschama
>>9141709OMEGA HATE
>>9141726i think having a daughter is being a cuck, at least in the way they're doing it right now
>>9141718this isnt a problem if said person isnt strongly autistic
>>9141746the next few years is gonna be a wild ride
>tfw thought Bae's stream was in 5 minutesFuck this in going to bed.
THE RABBIT HOLE
Well, anon? How deep dos YOUR rabbit hole go?
>>9141709Management did something right for once
BASEDANDREDPILLED
What happens if you take both?
>>9141759Meds
>What would you take Ca->RED PILLMori is so fucking autisticCount: 3
>>9141671The final pill is that there are no pills; no right or wrong; no good or evil. Only perspectives. That and Watamelon.
>>9141776In 1999 yes
>>9141779estrogen was red in the 90s
>>9141709Great
>>9141751This. Bluepill is the embodiment of 'just enjoy'
>>9141709Nips are such uptight little pansies.
Just take both lol
>blue pill = /hlgg/>red pill = r/hololive
What IS in the pills?
HE'S BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
>>9141709Well that was a fast bonking
>>9141726I know that epstein didn't kill himself.
Gura is not feeling the movie is she?
BASED
>>9141709wtf happened?
I don't watch Gura's solo streams often, how long has she been doing the uwuspeak?
>inserts *excuses*
>>9141709>No fun allowed
>>9141824Ganbare, anon!
>>9141776Internet wasn't always fast, anon. Dial-up was the golden standard.
>>9141709Good. I fucking hate it when people "raid".
Based
>>9141522>She hasn't should the movie.Please take your brain medicine, anon. You seem to be having a stroke.
mori is fucking loving this lmao
TIME FOR GURA TO GET MINDRAPED
>>9141835old newspapers and semen
WHAT'S IN THE RED PILL??????????????????????????????????????
>>9141779Cope
>>9141709Twitchbros this can't be happening i thought we're POGGERS
If the Matrix was so cool, why couldn't it immediately find them?
>>9141849Newfag
>>9141834knee grow
>>9141834>implying there's a difference
>>9141726Hololive itself is pure escapism, literal bluepill
why don't mori SHUT THEFUCK UP ABOUT THEM OVIE
>>9141813Sleep is for the week
>>9141709based
>>9141709Based mane san
>>9141751Cypher was completely right that he should've taken the blue pill, but idk about killing several people who trust you, that ain't right
Goddamnit Calli, stop talking about "based knowledge".
>>9141759its about escaping the demiurge's prison
"based knowledge"- Redpill Mori
Who else isn't watching but has seen the movie enough to just follow along in your brain
which pill you taking /vt/?
>>9138582This is the first image I ever saved.
>pussybo
>>9141838he's still alive. sick world.
>>9141709>>9141725>>9141739>>9141748>>9141749>>9141753>>9141765>>9141768>>9141772>>9141774>>9141784>>9141805>>9141815>>9141828>>9141831>>9141839>>9141844>>9141849>>9141865>>9141852>>9141863>>9141874>>9141876Thank you tranny self Insert
I'm gonna need Calli to stop saying 'based knowledge'
I refuse to believe that Gura doesn't know anything about this movie.
>>9141824She's super dorky tonight
>>9141748>>9141805>>9141849>>9141831Newfagchamas...
>>91417121999 was when the wild west was tamed, Eternal September was long done.
Mori is fucking autistic huh
>>9141869And for the wageslaves.
>mfw regretting ever falling into the vtuber rabbit hole
>Mori talks over the entire explanation with her own bullshit that's wrong.
>>9141880I could probably follow along
HOME SWEET HOME KANSAS
>>9141664MoriRed but I'd fucking hate myself for it
>>9141881Blue, ignorance actually is bliss
>>9141709Nice
God Mori is so fucking shit at not spoiling things
>>9141845Watch more Gura to find out.
>>9141872If you don't like it just mute them.
>>9141872why are you mad at mori when its gura who doesn't shut the fuck up while mori is just reacting to her?
>>9141882Beyblade...
>>9141890baffling post
>>9141844on Twitch it's normal for streamers to send their viewers over to someone else's chat as a raid. Kronii told her chat to raid Fauna and then she hopped into Fauna chat announcing her raid
Why is Mori like this?
>>9141890You got me.
>>9141709thank fuck, trying to turn a youtube chat into twitch is fucking cancer and she needs to understand that as soon as possible
>>9141890ogey
mori is so fucking autistic
>thats all im goign to say>proceeds to say more
>>9141890All me+You're a newfag
>>9141905Someone famous... like an actor... in a hit show like the Sopranos.
>>9141880t. Mori
>>9141890I just wanted to spank Kronii
>>9141889Its over two decades old.
>>9141709Good, learn some manners, otherwise, just join ID3.
>>9141917>>9141918ITS JUST THE SBOILERS THAT SHE CANT STOP GIVING
>>9141718I think it's a weak idea in general. The Matrix is good enough that you don't really want to talk about it much. I could see watchalongs being decent if it's something like The Room (easy to laugh at and react to), or a beloved classic they have a lot of trivia and stories about, but picking some random good movie like this is pointless. Just like when they made Amelia watch those A24 movies for some reason and we just watched a confused idiot get filtered and say "whhhaaaat" a lot
>>9141923They should make her graduate
>>9141890All me baby
i want to watch a movie with mori and shove my dick in her mouth to make her shut up
>>9141756Nah. Zions were definitely the evil fucks in matrix. They literally fucked everything up for no gold reasons.
This is what I imagine what would happen if you finger Kronii
>>9141877Who knew Mori was actually the /pol/chad
>>9141924She was born in the mid west USA equivalent of underworldie please understand.
>>9141709Good, fuck those twitch culture, so tribalistic, this whore have to behave
>>9141952IDs don't even raid you retard
Holy fuck what is wrong with 90s CGI
womb...
VVOMB
>>9141709I don't feel so good twitch bros
back in the womb boys
>>9141844>Kronii ending her stream at the same time Fauna starts hers >"Hey you guys should go watch Fauna">Management: nooooooooooooooooooooo you can don't do that!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
Sorry to say, but this is your girlfriend now..
WOMB CHECK
>gura knows about unbirthing
>>9141932Youtube chat is shit. Twitch chat is shit. Why pay attention to either of them?
>WOMB
take the final redpill
BABY CHECK
Gura baby in the wombGura baby breaking out of the womb and ripping out her umbilical cord
He fucking deepthroated that machine like a champ
>We're back in the womb boys!Gura's got a way with words.
PUT ME BACK THE FUCK IN
>>9141952You should know what you're talking about before you speak anon
>>9141981I think it to the otherworldly feel
GURA?!
>>9141992THEN WHERE IS THE FANART
Gura's womb mention.
>>9141923zoom zoom here why is that bad
doko...
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GURA WANTS TO FILM A SCENE LIKE THAT
>I wanna film a scene like that
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT REAL
>>9141894Not newfag I just think it's always been a stupid rule.
>>9142002
>>9141956>The RoomI shit on your plebian taste. They should watch Twisted Pair.
how did you feel watching this for the first time hlgg?
>>9141991I want to hug her
>>9141987Based manesan
>>9141987>Tourist makes a retarded post as usual
>>9142002HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?
It's just like Skynut!
>>9142002what the fuck is that real?
HOLY SHIT IS THIS REAL?
I want to live in a Matrix pod but in a world where I am happy
>>9141953Maybe Gura should stop fucking ask questions about the movie then
>>9141969actually the ones who fucked up were the people who made the robots so advanced they wanted to live along the humans, and then they fucked up even more by denying them
>>9141981They did their best!
ATOP SPOILING THE MOVIE
Is this real?
The more I watch Mori, the more I realize she’s female Woolie.
>>9141601google hamsterdance and tell us
>>9141989I saw this in theaters when I was 9. Yes, what the fuck
http://poal.me/p8wijvhttp://poal.me/p8wijvhttp://poal.me/p8wijv
oh i get it its a metaphor for capitalism stealing our surplus value
>>9141709Absolute utter faggotry from management.Chat is unusable with or without a raid, who gives a shit about a 2 minute interruption you can just ignore if it leaves you with a few thousand extra viewers?
>>9141844>>9141987The biggest problem with what she did was telling her viewers to announce their arrival. EN1 went through the same issue with new viewers, as long as you point out to your chat to not announce your arrival and interrupt the other streamer it's actually fine.
NEOKEKS THIS IS YOUR OSHI
I WANT TO BE UNBIRTHED IN MORI CALLIOPE'S WARM VAGINA
did Neo just guh?
>that's humankindfucking mori just ruining everything
Mori?!
>>9141880Me, and I've only watched it once.shit is kinda boring.
>>9142018Holo want build close feeling with chatRaid no close feelingRaid make chat about other streamerHolo feel sad
>>9142046JUST REPLIE WITH SHIT CONCLUSIONS NOT WITH SPOILERS OR "LE TOO DEEP 4U"
>>9141709Fuck management, they don't know what's good for them.
>>9142067No that is Ame.
>>9142031Retarded twitchkid.
>>9142047The machines tried that, but humans didn't like it.
>>9142019H… hotGot more of these?
>Mori is trying to give Gura nightmares
>>9142055Jesus christ you're right
>>9141991Oh nyoooo
>>9141881Sneedpill obviously
>>9142031No anon, it's not stupid and if you weren't an utter fucking newfag you'd know why. Ame had felt the effects of this dumb raid issue back during debut times. Kill yourself
>>9142018Makes the chat basically unusable for a couple minutes and is distracting to the streamer.
WOMB MENTION
Bonebros...I started to believe this isn't an offcollab.
>>9141987good manner, twitch thot need to behave
>>9142076I mean, it's obvious. He wakes up in a pod and there's a million other pods.
Thinking about it, I never knew why the robot unhooked Neo from the pod and stuff. Did they think he was dead or something and was disposing him?
This movie's gotten super weird already.
shut the fuck up seriously...man makes me appreciate how Sana handled very well watching the movie with kroni
>>9142055woolie knows when to be quiet
>>9142033It's an example that they already did, it went okay. I don't think this world is good enough to allow a Neil Breen vtuber watchalong, but god, imagine
>>9141991Do I get to impregnate her?
>>9142093They're retarded. I would like it.
>>9142071fucking doxxbeats
>>9141880I'm following it along with the thread.
>>9142031t. Can't think critically
wait is that a lazarus reference
>>9142055But Woolie's white.
>>9142039I've been here longer you, the rule is kinda retarded
>>9142116Bullshit
>>9142018Japanese culture.
>>9142111Zion is part of the reboot cycle
>NEVER MOVED IN IT'S LIFE>HAVE TO RUN A MARATHONTHIS MUST HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
>>9142112Anon...you naive cunt
>>9142128Just like Mori
>>9142111Yeah, that's the idea.
It doesn't matter if Mori spoils everything because Gura is too stupid to realize it
>>9142114If all you're going to do is seethe than just watch something else
why do the AI let the humans who wake up go and not just kill them
So this is just, reverse SAO?
>>9142018Streamer B is talking about something with her chat. Streamer A's viewers go into B's chat and make the conversation about A. Streamer B now changes topics. It's unnecessarily disruptive.
>>9142111Yes, his body is dumped down the waste chute to be recycled and they scoop him up with their crane gadget thing
>>9142092No.
>>9142133Mori please
I can't believe we're all bald in the future....
>>9142119Yes, you can have your way with her.
>>9141709Good to hear.
>>9142154So the movie can happen
>>9141881Blue. Ignorance is bliss. The truth is annoying. Why fight if you can enjoy the limited time you have on this planet
>>9142031go back to wherever you belong, ame had a problem with it back then
>>9142129yeah lazarus was dead and then reborn
>>9142149i refuse
>>9142132>>9142133sasuGUH
>youve never used them before
>>9142133>>9142132wtf mori
>>9141991I will not cheat on my oshi
>>9142105And it useable any other time?
DEEP
>Kronii brought Twitch culture into Hololive by initiating a raidStill, people would cry if she gets tagged Mori 2.0 but if Mori did this, we would hear nothing but complaints.
>>9142154Yeah you'd think there would be some kind of security or trigger that just immediately terminates anyone that wakes up
>>9142018twitch culture is associated with shitty streamers/fanbases
>>9142018It's disruptive and refocuses chat on a different streamer
Its so interesting watching someone go into the Matrix with absolutely no idea what the movie is about
womb
>>9142173Then stop whining like a little bitch
>>9142133Mori shut the fuck up
Why are there black people in the real world?
How hard is it not to spoil the movie.
>metaphor for being "reborn">can't use his muscles or eyes>is fully articulateOk
>>9141991ToT
Yeah FUCK the redpill
>>9142117If you talk about it enough on /ggg/ gura might get curious enough to watch it.
Gura can't stop saying womb!
So.... deep...,.
OH MY GOD STOP FUCKING ANSWERING HER YOU STUPID BITCH
Sana's womb
I want to go inside Sana's womb...
>>9142132>>9142133based wigger
>>9142111i thought that was them hacking it or something, and the robot fucked off when he disconnected since it couldn't "see" him
space womb
Shut the fuck up mori
I noticed Gura uses her cutesy voice with Calli lately. Guramefags in shamble
>>9142087>>9142065>>9141849>>9141831>>9141805>>9141748>>>/t/witch
>>9142170That's right slave
Still dying from >WERE BACK IN THE WOMB BOYS
>>9142031https://streamable.com/76hm3h
Gura tensai
>>9142154You'll have to watch the other two movies that don't exist to know that
I love Gura but Mori is being really fucking annoying
Gura wtf
POPPING PIMPLES YES
>>9142205It depends on who you're watching with, Gura seems to not mind this kind of conversation during the movie
GURA STOP
>>9142065>>9142226>NO NO NO MY JAPANESE CULTUREThey'll learn quick now that a lot of Twitch streamers are moving over to YT. Hololive has been able to live in a bubble for the last two years because all of their competition of off-platform.
>>9142133Based Morinrin
>>9141991She's cute but that doesn't look like Gura
jesus how can you watch that shit
Agent samegaki here, I'm in the space womb.
>>9142228That's fucking right put the chains on me and set me free nigga
>>9141709Reminder that this is the same management that thinks it's okay for all of EN2 to overlap their solo streams and then throws a fit when one of them tries to give someone else a spotlight (something that is clearly a net positive)
>>9142191Newfagchama...
>pimple popping videosI fall asleep watching these. maximum comfy.
>>9142133>Mori has another retarded thought to fuck up Hololive Sasuga
>ew you watch splinter videos?>yeah>that's nice i like those toomori...
>>9142192they have he slide just slide you on to spikes or a cliff or something
I don't think gura understands the nature of matRIX>>9142135compared to this??? yes>>9142213my dad asks these questions when I watch anime with him and im like bitch what do you want me to say
>>9142226fucking twitch retard man...
gura is the fucking worst dude>hey, mori, why <question that will be answered if i just keep fucking watching>?
>>9142205Pretty easy, since no one has spoiled it yet.
>>9142209you are like baby
>>9141991She looks like a little girl..
>>9142247ogey
>>9142265THEY ARE
why can women not comprehend the idea that if they don't understand what's happening in a movie, there is a good chance that it will be explained by the movie in the future?
>>9142260Sorry anon. I was never a newfag.
>>9142133Tell that to Ame then dumbass
>>9142104Ame felt the issue more when management was up her ass for just hinting at others to go watch others streams. A 60 second interruption is worth the extra views to anyone who wants to grow. Fucking winny bitch.
MOUSE LOVE
>nibba
This movie fucking sucks
>>9141709>I'm going to join Hololive and make lots of money!Poor naive souls, not realising every word and action is under strict control of their management. Is it worth selling your soul for 1% superchat earnings? No wonder Coco left. What an oppressive, creatively stifling atmosphere
Be careful with that ship's name, girls...
>the nebuchaniggawhoa gura, cool it with the racist remarks.
>>9142247Cope vshiter your twitch whores wouldn't come anywhere near the pure Hololive
>>9141709Better to get it out of the way early, honestly, at least now it's not gonna be an issue ever again
IS THAT A CHILD
>>9142247>JAPANESE CULTUREIt's not "Japanese Culture" you fucking NEWNIGGER
>>9142276And then Mori answers 80% of the question before stopping and saying 'I won't spoil it, you'll see! You'll see!'
>>9142256yeah like why are they not staggering their streams through the day?
>>9142154Because it is part of the process. Matrix is fundamentally a movie about capitalism, and how social revolution is part of the process of capitalism, or in this case, AI overlords, to relieve the built-up pressure and frustration that humans have towards the system. Read Nick Land and praise the machine.
>>9142247if you know so much about twitch you should go back
buzzcut keanu looks sort of lesbian with it
>Apoc>TupacKek
HES A GROWN MAN MORI
>>9142133BASED AND REDPILLED
>>9142276Keep posting on cooldown about it
>>9142256go back to twitch
>tupac and nintendo switch
>>9142276unironically, watching too many newer movies has trained her to expect 2deep4u scripts that don't fucking explain themselves.
>>9141905that's... literally the oposite of what that character did, he literally had a look at the real world and said "fuck it, take me back"
Mori wants to fuck Mouse
Mori... Gura... Your Bible reps...
>>9142279https://streamable.com/bktdxz
>there's a loli>gura instantly perks up
>>9142247One of the reasons so many people is mad with twitch is raids and hate raids retard.
>>9142276first time watch along with gura? she is like this the member stream
>>9142276It's worse when you watch a movie and the person next to you is constantly not paying attention and giving you a pop quiz on what happened earlier, every 10 minutes.
Where are these niggas getting their food from?
TUPAC ALIVE IN THE MATRIX
>>9142305You've already said that, tranny
so this nigga is just gonna walk from a chair to another and get raped for the whole movie???
I AIN'T RELAXING WITH YOU TOUCHING MY BODY LIKE THIS.
Posting cute Mumei, don't mind me.
>>9142133Shut the fuck up you nigger
Well anon?Did you hear anything unusual lately?
>arguing about twitch shit when there’s a kino watchalongHoly shit do you faggots even like Hololive
>>9142297>when management was up her ass for just hinting at others to go watch others streamsNo dumbnigger. Ame felt the issue when Gura sent her army of children to fucking derail her stream. If you weren't a newfag you'd know but ogey
>WHY ARE YOU BLACK
UOOOOOOOOHH TuT
>>9142256They stream at times that work for them, management don't schedule streams outside of shillshit
>>9142330GEICO MENTION
>>9142324neo china arrives from the future
Their Matrix-selves are their vtubersonas.
ISREAL
Do you want to save 15% on car insurance?
post the mental projection of your digital self
>>9142345he's a manlet hacker, her ideal type
>morpheus could be anything in the digital world>he still chose to be blackguy deserves to be made fun of
>>9138536>it's real
>>9142363Responding to your Mumei post with another Mumei
>What Palestine?I don't get it Morpheous...
Wait how long even is this movie?
>>9142297Anon, they send viewers over all the time without calling it a raid. A few people will spam it anyway but you can get the majority of your core viewers to just seamlessly switch over, so this is a weird stance to feel so strongly about.
>Anons actually defending raiding.Take me back. Back to before EN2. Please. Someone.
>What Israel?MORPHEUS NO
>>9142368Of course they don't anon you know this
>>9142368If you haven't noticed all the people trying to talk about twitch are literally talking about how they hate Hololive, it's shitposters
>>9142407>Do you want to save 15% on car insurance?My sides died
DUDE THIS MOVIE *HITS BONG* IS SO DEEEEP BRO
Ina member post
They made an insurance commmerical based on this scene, that's why its in the collective consciousness.
>>9142368EN2 was a mistake
>>9142407
How do Morpheus's glasses stay on?
>>9142425My copy is 2:16.
You've been living in a dream world Anon.
>>9142421I am now posting Mumei AND Gura.
>>9142431I-its all falseflagging bro haha..
I can't believe Morpheus just doxxed the world...
>>9142355Probably hydroponic farms at Zion. Do you ask why there are potatoes in medieval fantasy, perchance?
It's so cute how excited Mori is to see Gura's reactions
>>91424252 hours, now shut the fuck up or Im going to plow your ass in
But if the machines keep humans stuck in a 20th century simulation, how does time progress in the Matrix? What would the world in the Matrix look like if 200 years pass?
there's something really funny and stupid about a vtuber not being familiar with the concept of the matrix
In order to help increase the population, child brides are common in Zion.
>the desert of it's real
Callie is falling asleep
>>9142445pince-nez
LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP LET ME WAKE UP
>>9142154>>9142154Because the Pill that is used makes the body display a dead signal. The machines already think hes dead. So they just dumb the body.
>>9142451
>>9142363She is adorable!
>>9142368Mori's involved, that automatically makes it anti-kino
ROBOCO HATE
>>9142439Nigga this shit would happen long before EN2
KIZUNA LOVE
Kizuna AI
Gura is fucking brainlet
>>9141709It's pretty much because she said "raid"Holo's have told their fans to tune into other Holo's that are live at the time when they're ending their stream. But because she said raid when they don't have Raid Shadow Legends perms was why she got bonked
>>9142459This but unironically.
KIZUNA HATE
reminder that we'll reach AGI by 2035 at the latest
>>9142065>>9142247You can funnel your viewers without encouraging any raid. Stop being an attention whore.
the robots turned us into zombies
>>9142066>nooo the idols are sacred!!>you cant mention others in their chat NOOO!!! you can only ever talk about the idol on stream!!! God I hate you idolfags so much.
>we
DAMN ROW BATS
>zombiesZombies is a metaphor Gura
>>9142431I will just pretend they don't exist anon
>>9142464Sorry, I don't know future history.
>>9142438I don't see it.T2/T3?
>>9142492Mori 2.0 is involved in the twitch shit, so yeah. Cope.
DEATH STRANDING?
>>9142505>God I hate you idolfags so much.GOOOOOOOOOOOOO Back
>>9142474the matrix is like a dream where you don't question how you got there
>>9142431>>9142459They are DOING IT because YOU GET MAD you FUCKING RETARDS
this part never made sense to me
>>9142471
>>9142496Gura defeated already and stopped the matrix
it's still extremely retarded that they didn't explain it as them using humans for processing power
>>9142496tay ai but she enslavers only niggers a jews
>>9142372Seeing "X sent me here" in chat for like 1-2 minutes is not going to derail a fucking streamYou management bootlickers are so melodramatic
>>9142505trying too hard
>>9142260Hes completely right niggerchamma
>>9142506BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS BOOMER COMICS!
>>9142506how could roboco do this?
>>9142492What time is it in the Philippines?
>>9142018Some Holos got chat rules. raiders don't read the rules and take over chat and force out the current topic
>>9142431KroniiPepega
>>9142431i miss when the threads were comfy... it's over...
>>9142018Nothing, whatever negatives there are are negated by the view boost from the raid
>>9142368Yes but I'm not watching the watchalong or the Breeder.
UOHHHHH
>ywn pop a human berry off a tree and eat itwhy live
JUST LIKE MINECRAFT
GROOMING HUMANS
>>9142542they thought that 90s audiences weren't sophisticated enough to understand distributed computing using human brains.
>>9142431No, I like this one. Raiding is such a cut and dry issue that even the dumbest anon should be able to see it's dramafags completely disconnected from Hololive pushing these issues.
>>9142566>AHHHHH ZHE NUMBUHS
>>9142522kroni is ame 2.0
Fun fact. They were originally going to use the concept of the human brains as biological processors for the machines but the studio thought audiances would be too dumb to get it.
>>9142515hydroponic farms are a thing right now you stupid nigger
DURACELL LOVE
>>9142535It was supposed to be that humans were hard drives for the matrix, but people back then didn't understand that so they changed it to human batteries
Wait if it's just a simulation, how are more humans produced?
>>9142535This was before we did more research into fusion
Welcome to the human fields motherfucker
>>9141677>torrentJust set up your own archive with streamlink or ytarchive.
>I'd buy itGura is getting redpilled live
>Liquefying the dead to feed back into the systemLet's goooo
>>9142548Ame fucking did the same thing back when she started
>>9142505You cunt, it's not even idol faggotry. Watch the fucking stream and talk about the other idol when it's on topic. If my oshi had you in her chat you would be indefinitely muted for being a retard.
duracell marketing deal
Mori shut the fuck up...
>>9142545>Seeing "X sent me here" in chat for like 1-2 minutes is not going to derail a fucking streamt. Newnigger who wasn't in the fucking stream seeing the raidniggers telling Ame what to do for the next hour and telling Ame everything Gura was doing despite her trying to do her own thingKill yourself
>using human as fuelThat's gonna be so inefficient
Duracell product placement ruined this movie
>>9142496She would be this powerful if she kept her original VA...
Can you ever find yourself not watching vTubers anymore?
>>9142553Better question. Why could we, humanity, not accept her first iteration of the matrix?
This movie was unintentionally horrifying.
>>9142587Even worse.Amegeddon still happened.
>>9142558>KroniiPepegawhat does this mean
This can't be happening rrat bros
>mori is just like me showing someone something i likeOh god am I this annoying...
>>9142600pay attention to the movie retard-kun
Cute dorks
po
I feel like my oshi is the only thing stopping me from hating women and I don't know what to do about it
>>9141709Insanely based. I wonder if it was management or Kiara/Amelia. My guess is it was Amelia because she's active right now. Raiding isn't YouTube thing and isn't a hololive thing. Glad she got smacked because of it.
>>9142431you said the same thing about Ame last year but then you learned to love her. In time you will love Council too
>>9142600Do you know how easy is to make a baby without sex?
This movie is what happens when civilization grows too advanced. Embrace Nature!
>>9142629pretty sure it was intentional
>mori explaining the very obvious scene to gurafor what purpose>>9142600i fuck all the women(your ooshis)
>>9142431It's going to get worse and worse every month.
what is mori even saying
>>9141709Good riddance>>9142065Imagine being attention whore
>>9142640kek
>>9141677*rapes your face*
SHUT UP MORI
Mori is so fucking autistic x4. Im NGMI
MORIIII SHUT THE FUCK UP
https://twitter.com/0oMMLNo0/status/1433612709212262400Mamaloni opening up to ntr after someone drew her getting NTR'd by Kiara.
CHIMKIN CUTE
>>9142587
>>9142621they explained they did it out of spite
>>9142610The fuck are you talking about, retard?Ame BTFO raiders if anything
https://twitter.com/sunflorah/status/1433625102617354242>the absolute state of cocksucker
>>9142535they should have been used as a bio computer but producers knew that people are too retarded to understand that concept and a battery is easier
>>9142641Polka oruka?
>>9142600you ever read that one doujin by the great mosu?
>>9142635Yes, but it's cute.
>>9142585that would be slightly more believable, humans aren't efficient for energy harvesting
Only free lolis and shotas from the matrix
>>9142646I'm not complaining about Ame or Council you fucking retard. Did you even read the post??
honestly this doesn't seem like that big of a revelation I think I would be cool with it
>>9142619I never understood why streamers can't just ignore chat.
MORIPHEUS, DORPHEUS, ORPHEUSGO EAT SOME WALRUSESORIFICES, PORRIDGESMORIPHEUS, MORIPHEUSGOING TO THE BUFFET AND WALRUSESCONFIDENCE, CORPSESESWHORECESTERSHIRE SAUCEGO INTO YOUR ORIFICESRED PILL, BLUE PILLMORIPHEUS, WALRUSESSEASHELLS BY THE SEASHOREPHEUSMORIPHEUS DRINKING A FORTY IN A DEATH BASKET
>>9142656>>9142658SHE IS GATHERING GACHIKOIS
Even THIS truth of the world is fake.
>>9142635I understand that pain man, just remember it's best to let people experience things as genuinely as you did
>>9142631>>KroniiPepega>what does this meanollimegalul
>>9142643Unironically the goal of Hololive
>>9142583And chat spam only happens for like a minute, who cares
>>9142629>unintentionallyThe truth is scary, anon
>>9142680Which one?
>this is Mori’s brain coping to hololive fame
>they only release lolis and shotasok that's hot
>>9142621we make shitty batteries. The energy we produce from eating is so inefficient.
>>9141709Her only mistake was saying 'raid' and the baggage around that word, informing viewers that other hololive members are streaming should be fine.
>>9142297You can give extra viewers WITHOUT the 60 seconds interruption. It's called "Having chats that love you so much they will do anything for you & the rest get permabanned", Ame did it & it works.
>>9142663>>9142664>>9142665>>9142656>>9142658>Stop talking during the watchalong
Tracing it back, you would still need an alternate energy source to supply nutrients for the humans and the sun is the most effective way to do it. Is it ever explained in matrix lore?
>>9142505
>>9142600with the super sucker
>>9142689>Ignore the people supporting you especially within the first monthsWow good idea retard
>>9142688yeah it's an upgrade from your life being meaningless if anything
>>9142600Using SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
THE ARCHITECT
>get into simulated world>it's not 2DThis is the real hell.
>>9142689What the fuck is the point in a chat if the streamer never sees it
>>9142595Wait, what? If they could create a matrix, why would they need the brain as hard drives?
>"He said, there will be a chosen one..."
>>9142368You know the truth
>>9142625>missed nokia cell phone
>>9142619I was literally in that stream you newfag stop projecting and take management's cock of your mouth ,it was barely a problem you little bitch
You faggots are too new.The raiding shit isn’t about twitch vs not twitch, it’s about preventing the mass of retards from flooding the chat with stupid shit, forcing the topic off and the attention on them.
>>9142686you posted a Gosling so I just assumed you were a Teamate
>>9142697?
ngl this just sounds like a metaphor for Jesus
>>9142710fusion, they mentioned it already
>>9142651>for what purposeUnironic autism
VIS A VIS
>>9142689May as well just have a VOD in that case.
if you can read this, (YOU) are the One
I'm dealing with real life shit where I hope it's all a lie and I could just wake up too. If only..
DAS RITE
>>9142710the film is an allegory about SOCIETY
Kung Pow watch along when?
>>9142600Come here and I'll show you.
>>9142752It's actually a metaphor for trannies
When does the action happen?
>>9142688That's because you live in 2021. This shit was completely unimaginable in 1999.
>>9142710Morpheus literally said they use humans and nuclear fusion for power.
>>9142646Ame discourages raid tho.
fat cat
>Cali digs human powered anythingho boy, imagine if she gets into Warhammer 40000
Tank was my favorite character
>>9142749>Gosling=Teamateall newfags should be banned
>>9142738>Year 2199>still using SATA drives
>>9142474There have been many matrixes so I assume they all progress normally and restart at like the 1900s each time or something.
>Mori spoiling that it's a kung fu movieholy shit, just ruin the whole movie why don't you
>>9142766
>>9142758yeah I used to do that all the time with and still have to struggle against the impulse when watching movies with people
>>9142702OneShota Sakusei Bomber Maid
Zion yo...
How do we get Gura to stop saying "son" or "boy" when imitating a black man
SHION MENTION
tank kinda homo ngl
>zion
Tank and Dozer are so cool. Wish I could have friends like them.
>>9142276Peak zoomer.
Tank...
Shion?!
>>9142752>jesas was trapped in the roman matrix>the jews freed him>romans were actually just ancient ai machinessounds about right
>>9142736Dolla dolla bills yall.>>9142764If the streamer never says the chat is ignored how will they know without making it obvious?
OY VEY
>no plan to find a renewable energy source>assumes everyone forcefully awoken will just go along with it and fall in lineDid they even think their plan through at all?
>>9142749>The average poster in /hlgg/ can't even read now>All goslings are teamatesAmazing
>>9142779Pretty soon. We're getting Kung Fu in a bit.
This movie doesn't really make sense.
>>9142732right i would be fine in a anime heaven
>>9142666>someone drew her getting NTR'd by KiaraThis never happened, you're a liar
>>9142785TAKE THE RED OR THE BLUE PILLIT ALL LEADS TO FAT CAT
>2199people of zion had no idea zion has been destroyed and the matrix restarted 6 times
>>9142772Just unplug bro
>>9142643Give it time. Omegatranny is working on ruining that.
>Zion>Gura: THE ELDERS OF ZION?????
>hears Zion>Wha-What did Gura mean by this?
TANK LOVE
>Zion>whatOh no, Gura knows.
>>9142813Shion is where the party is
tank has more charisma than any other actor in this movie it's nuts.
>Floppy disks
>>9142698it ruins the mood and atmosphere for the viewers and the chuuba but you are right in that it recovers usually depending how well the holo can tell the raiders to fuck off and stay on topic
He looks like JCVD
Zion, yo
>>9142843zion yo...
>>9142843I think she was reacting to ``you don't have any holes?''
>>9142276she's a woman, yes
Hes trying to control how FUCKING excited he is girls
>Zion is the last city>The jews run civilisation under the guise of freedomB-bros???
>>9142830I am witnessing the heat death of the universe
>>9142738Processing power I mean, as the anon below me said. You can think of it like this. What makes the nation of France? The culture or the people? In truth you need both. France needs french people to exist to allow France to exist, just as the matrix needs people for the matrix to exist.
>Child of Zion>Tank and Dozer are blackDid Shion... you know... with a black guy?
>>9142848>it's all niggers
>Gura saw the gif
>>9142776I can still recite the entire movie's script from memory because of those damn watchalongs.
>>9142747>I was literally in that streamt. Wasn't in that stream and probably can't even fucking find it
>Mori talking about redpills and based knowledge >Kusotori flashing white power signsWhat did they mean by this?
>>9142752Because it is
>>9142872Yeah, me
>>9142850Why wasn't he in the sequels again?The black dude they replaced him with was so forgettable.
>>9142018Okay anon, imagine you want to advertise fellow's artist's concert, do you tell your fans to go and check it out or do you gather them all up, get them onto a truck and crash the concert with it blaring on loud speakers that anon is bringing in shitton of viewers?
>>9142710yeah the original idea was they used human brains as CPUs for running their software (themselves), which sorta checks out even today because human brains are still way more efficient and powerful than CPUs. "the AI is running on our brains" is also a great explanation for why neo can modify the matrix when he's inside it, because he's literally a malicious piece of hardware in their simulation
I know kung fu
>>9142766How did you post a blank spoiler?
>2099>PS1 graphicsOgey
Awwww shit dawg. Watchalong of Drunken Master when?
TALKING SHIT ABOUT JACKIE CHAN
These retards don't know about drunken boxing.
These idiots don't know about Drunken Fist.
SHOW ME
>they don't know drunken boxing
>They don't know what drunk boxing isI'm suddenly an anti
>Doesn't know drunken boxingGura....
>>9142882They want Mumei to do history streams.
>shitposters so starved for bullshit they fake controversy over fucking nothing again and fuck with the depressed doomniggersIf the anon I was talking with last thread or two is still here, these kinds of people are why I feel perfectly fine calling a goose a duckfag if they shit all over my picnic for no reason
>drunken boxing
They don't know Jackie chan
>i know ubuntu
Gura drunken master watch along
>>9142290Mori is so weirdly fake when interacting with Gura
>>9142819>t. Guy who has never had a message read on stream
>doesn't know drunken boxingsomeone needs to show these uncultured dorks some kung fu films
GURA'S FIGHTIN' MORI
>calli doesn't know what drunken boxing iswhat a fucking pleb. Imagine having not seen Jackie chans kinoflicks
isnt it usually just called drunken fist?
>>9142891because he fucking dies, anon
Mori spent WAYYYY too much time on /pol/ as a teenager.
WEEBSHITDON'T LOOK RETARDBROS
>>9142668>spiteThey did it so both humans and robots can be happy and live in peace. The robots also allow the resistance to exist so they can find problems in the Matrix and improve them over successive iterations.
>>9142930Show me
>>9141709Good. We like overlap and keeping streams and streamers isolated.We need management to start shutting down impromptu collabs and the girls chatting to each other on stream too.
>>9142747People part of the problem don't tend to see themselves as such.
>>9142882More freedom after EN2
This choreography is terrible
Drunken boxing is real and pretty sweet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunken_boxing Jackie Chan also has a cool movie about it.
>>9142836I TAKE THE RED PILL AND THE BLUE PILL THEN
>>9141356Sorry it took so longhttps://files.catbox.moe/wnrjf5.png
God, collabs really do just bring out the worst/most retarded posters now huh?
>gura not understanding the concept of ellipses
>>9142932Because this is an utterly soulless watchalong to promote their King cover
>>9142932when has Mori ever sounded authentic? I think she is being authentic but just always sounds fake naturally
>ציון
>>9142865
>>9142926what the fuck are you even saying nigger
>>9142782>>9142754You would still need an energy source to initiate a fusion reaction
>>9142964fuck you it's cool
is that some crystal method?
>>9142368>kinono
NEO ON THE TELLY FIGHTING MORPHEUS
>>9142969I WANNA FUCK THE RRAT
IT'S NOT A MONTAGEIT'S NOT STUNT DOUBLES
>>9142951your pronouns
>>9142619It makes a lot of sense that the people most upset about promoting other members' streams are teamates.
>>9142969Oh my.
DEADBEAT IS FIGHTING GOSLING
I don't think real fights are like this
>>9142988yessir
>>9142964You're terrible, you filthy nigger.
Why are gooks like this?
Keanu did his own stunts in this?
>>9142836take me there please
CAHM ON NEO
>>9142969Good stuff
>keanu's so coolhow tall is keanu?
>>9142967WISE CHOICE
Mori play yakuza 0 or dmc...
>>9142865Real Jews bakuhatsu shiro!
>>9142881>N-newfag you were there!>Yes I was retard >Y-you can't read!!Shut the fuck up you retard, just admit you're good little boy and will conform to whatever management tell you
>>9143019Based
>trannies in here actually seething
TEAMATES ARE FIGHTIN' DEADBEATS
That fucking gong
>>9143004No retard you don't want your entire stream and plans to be derailed because >"HEY AME GURA SAID ___ SO DO ____"
This movie is kinda bad bros
>>9142932She's just in it for the aka's
Man I probably would have been obsessed with this movie if I watched it when I was younger.
>>9143009
So they like kung fu fightingAny chances of them playing things like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?
>>9142969I want to fuck that rrat
>DYRB
>gura still can't comprehend it's a computer simulationgura...
is that air you're breathing anon?
>>9142970Anon it's the same shitposting fags as alwaysThey are here EVERY FUCKING DAY and have been here for OVER A FUCKING YEARDo you think they ever stop? Ever?
DYRBI?
gura kek
>>91430286'1, I'M IN BOYS!
>>9143021HELL YEAH
>>9142969good shit
Does gura seriously not understand that they're in a simulation right now?
>>9142969Good shit.
GURA FACE REALITY
>>9143018Yes. The stunt coridinator for the matrix directed john wick
>>9143030link to uncensored please
>Is that air you're breathing Gura?
>>9143036>>Y-you can't read!!Nigger when the fuck did I even say that? The fuck are you on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NSR7wPydjwi can't wait for this scene
MORI SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
>>9143016fucking kino
JESUS FUCK MORI SHUT UP
>What is REAL?
i think keanu is a cool guy, eh fights matrix and doesnt afraid of anything
>>9143018Keanu is a real pro. He puts his all in these movies. Watch his John Wick training too.
You are breathing in manual mode now.
STOP SPOILING SHIT MORI PLEASE
>>9142932NOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ABOUT CALLIGULA!!! BONE BROS BONE BROS BONE BROS
STOP TRYING TO DOXX ME AND DOXX ME
Mori pls
bogmonster want sex
>>9142835https://twitter.com/SalubriousBeets/status/1433609538477899785
Mori your spoiler reps...
MORI...!
>>9143052You are an actual homosexual
Gura's mind will break at the true sight scene
>>9142983archive reps
You fags were wrong before but that time she did go a little far
>I'm now breathing Gura's cunny
Gura is kinda stupid.
>>9143051Sounds like more of a problem of Chimkiddies being terrible than an issue of promoting your genmates.
>Is that air you're breathing>Shut the fuck up Morpheus I just want to grillBased gura
STOP TRYING TO DOX ME AND DOX ME
Except there are Mori you stupid cow
gura's already figured out how to beat the movie
>>9143056I still remember playing starcraft maps based on it. Good times.
>>9143071>shitposting fags as alwaysIt's getting to a point where I'm pretty sure they aren't>"Pretending" to be retarded
>>9143036I can tell you are a wojackposter
He was moving so fast that he had multiple limbs...that's so cool!
>>9143082MORI KEEPS LAUGHING AT IMPORTANT PARTS BECAUSE HAHA FUNNY MEMES
>>9143082her entire thing is being dumb
>>9143071I will fucking KILL THEM. I’ll be genuinely happy to dox every single one of them (yes all 5) and hire a hitman. Don’t worry a hitman in the Philippines doesn’t cost much
>>9142932The way she talks to Gura is as if she is talking to a literal child. It's like Gura brings out her teacher mode or something. I don't think she's fake it's just the way she speaks
>>9143036It's always cute seeing ESL-fags trying their best.
Gura parkour referenceremember when every single stream had one
>>9143102fuck you
>>9143030
....woah
So it's basically lucid dreaming?
WOAH
>>9143087https://twitter.com/R1883661920/status/1426059905589342218
>>9142976Unironically her off collabs with Kiara are when she’s her most genuine sounding.
Whoa...
MORI THERE ARE NO RULESthey're hacking the matrix they can do whatever they want
>oki doki
>>9142969holy shit my dick
>>9143138>Chimkiddies being terribleAka why there's a rule on ALL of their channels against it dumbass
>>9143155Nosefriend, have you seen any part of this movie?
HOPE ABOUT TO DESCEND
parkour!
>okie dokie boomer
>keanu is cute>gura is cucking us live
>>9143172Yes, Gura.
>>9143155this is just like my japanese anime!
>>9143113The result is an unfortunate disappoint though
Why is phoneposting generally frowned upon?t. has never had a phone in his life and doesn't understand phone culture
>>9143166Sharkour!
>Gura thinks Keanu is cuteGosling...
>>9142976Her collabs with Kiara, particularly the offcollabs
>He's kind of cuteoh no mouse bros...
>>9143059>Crouching Tiger, Hidden DragonMore of a drama than kung fu fightan, I think.
>>9143149Oh, it's not fucking "pretending."They never were "pretending." They just thought they were.
>WHAT DOES HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>9143176oh I skipped those, maybe have to catch up on them
I can't believe the matrix copied that scene from spiderman 2
Is your mind free, Anon?
>>9143155Yeah... it really was... I'm glad we can still enjoy movies like this.
>>9143036Oh wait, I know this style. You still can't figure out what your writing quirk is, huh?
>>9142696Problem is that if my oshi ends up not being who I thought she was, I don't know if I'll ever be able to come back from thatI end up projecting my oshi onto other women nowadays to justify my recent kinder attitude
>>9143089>>9143164I can barely decree the fuck point you're trying to make over all your projection and management cock sucking
Parkour?
I never realized how many blue eyed people were in this movie. Kinda based and redpilled
>>9143166you mean like the human fall flat collab where mumei was shouting it every five seconds?
>>9143175thanks friend
IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE
Oh shit is like SAO
>>9142635Its fine you might be cute
SWORD ART ONLINE
>>9143187
wait so did the matrix just rip off sword art online?
>>9143236no Mumei. ParkMINE!
>>9143241>blue eyes>red pill???
MATRIX HATE
>morI preempting the fucking actor's lines SHUTTTT UPPPPPPPPP
>>9143250s-sugoi
>>9142969unironically, thank you for your service
>>9143250>>9143251ifyoudieinthegameyoudieinreallifemind...
>>9142781I saw this in the theater in 1999 and felt more or less the same way
>>9143250>>9143251s-sugoi
>>9143235>decreeStop using DeepL
>>9142969RRRRRRRAT
this is why Mori likes SAO isn't it?
why is artia in the film?
>>9143246I mean when every Gura stream had a parkour reference; I don't care about Mumei's parkour
If you knock your oshi up in the matrix do they get pregnant in real life?
>>9143250>>9143251>Same time
Hololive actual Matrix streams when?
Mori is so wet for keanu
>>9142969ßsssseeeeeexxxxxxxx
>>9143230And that's why privacy is so important
Why is Mori talking like that?
>>9143263Close, you're thinking of Accel World. Same author tho, so yeah, the Wachowski brothers are a bunch of hacks
>>9143052listen this was the coolest shit in '99, we didn't know any better
>>9143208It's not. It's just another way to discredit someone you don't like. You might also see the following used in its place>reddit spacing>go back>newfag>discord>tranny>baitand so on.
nigga this shit slap
ENTER best song in the movie.
What the fuck this was filmed in Sydney?
it's the song
KINO OST
I'm going into the matrix, you guys want anything?
>>9143280SAO is a good anime. You don't need to have seen Matrix to enjoy it.
>>9143250>>9143251>exact same secondBlack cat doko
FUCK new york
>>9143288Her mind makes it real
This soundtrack is so FUCKING good
>>9143306t. phoneposter
NEW YORKERS BTFO
Based matrix music
>even worse... new york
GET FUCKED NEW YORKERS JERSEY RULES
>he looks like he works at the circusgura is magic
Cypher was a carnie in the Matrix
>>9143290I'm sorry the servers shut down years ago.
GURA IS SO GAY
>>9143172that's the first stepregaining control during sleep paralysis is the next stepfinal step is to step out of the body and astral project
>>9143270Chris chan does the same thing when watching mlp
Gura was focused on the woman
I am Neo.
>>9141709Kronii... Don't feel too bad...
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER.
JWU from sleeping 18 hours, saw Baelz is going to be on the EN server in half an hour, is there a reason they're able to play on it already?Is that not going to delay the EN/JP merge for a fucking month?If I'm wrong that's fine I'm just confused.
city slickers stay losing
Do you like Ollie
>>9143290The Matrix Online permissions when?
>>9143230Sounds like you've just got deeper-seated issues that your oshi won't solve alone
>Glowies aren't real people and you have free reign to kill themKinda based desu
>>9143250>>9143251My absolute favorite non sequitur punchline is "you die in real life"
Gura, you were looking at the woman in the red dress, weren't you?
>>9143317Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhh existential dread?
>>9143270I love that she does that. I do the same.
>morpheus: that makes them our enemy>cop is pictured staring towards himWhat did they mean by this?
>>9143358What does she smell like?
>>9143278>Oh no he made a spelling error now I'm going to backpedal and call him an ESL because I don't have an argument! XDOgey
>Holo 1: Please go watch my friend, you might like her.>10k viewers: Okay, sounds good>Holo 2: NOOOOOOO, I HATE NEW VIEWERS. STOP RAIDINGThis is what you retards actually believe.
>>9143329>my trash is better than your trash
What happens to the people that get turned into agents in the real world?
It's not just me, right? Mori's sounding kinda black in this watchalong with Gura, the way she's pronouncing her words.
FUCK JANNIES
>>9143250>>9143251s-sugoi...
>>9143208There are genuinely nice phone posters but many of them are genuine cunts for some reason
GURA HATES IT
>>9143288No. They simulate a pregnancy and produce a vat grown baby with your DNA.
GET FUCKED NEW YORK FAGGOTSTHIS IS A NEW ENGLAND THREAD
Gura it's free real estate
>>9143366
>>9143324Go back
>>9143324bastard
>>9143369>they end up actually glowing at the endHoly shit!!
>>9143366DID I FUCKING ASK
>>9143319.hack was better
>>9143391watch the second or third movies to find out
>>9143251>>9143250Wew same second
>>9143356>is there a reason they're able to play on it alreadyBae asked.Literally that's it.In her coffee stream she was talking about Ina and somebody in chat asked if they'll collab, and that prompted her to immediately pursue the possibility of going onto the EN server solo.So basically she asked.That's literally it.
https://twitter.com/0oMMLNo0/status/1433628856678715396
>clips
>>9143406New England isn't even a state, fuck off.
>they can alter the matrix>they have rules thoughMori will ruin the bullet scene calling it now
>>9143306bogu T28YD
>>9143356Noone else will be on during that time so it's fine.
>>9141709Thank god raids are so fucking lame.
>>9143383>a spelling error nowThat's not what I was pointing out but glad you're confirming you're ESL
>>9143429
>>9143429TL CHAN SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>9143373this is the closest thing I could find
>>9143385
>>9143385►Don't spam excessively ►DO NOT TYPE YOUR WHOLE MESSAGE IN ALL CAPS LOCK LIKE THIS ►Don't raid others OR discuss me in other channels unless I am explicitly brought up
>>9142972>>9143054>>9142976>>9143105>>9143162Your autism meds, please...take them you're psychoanalyzing anime girls again....
I don't think Gura really gets just how malleable the Matrix is
>>9143250>>9143251SAOmind
Tako's ruined the human race
>>9142247The fact of the matter is that in ~5 years time, almost all of the ENVtuber sphere will be in Twitch, while Hololive is exclusively on Youtube. Hololive will enjoy a near monopoly on the platform.The battlelines have already been drawn.
IKATACHI HATE
>designed for one thing>search AND destroyThat's 2 things you fuck
>>9143419Guess I forgot, all I remember is the big fight and robowars
>a killing machine made for one thing>search and destroy?????????
>>9143391Negligibly reduced yield.
EN good
I think these two might be dumb
>>9143429ahh...
>>9143438no wonder mori had to flee to japan
>>9143385>HELLO X SENT ME HERE>WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAY YOU SUCK IN THIS?>OGGEY RRAT>HOW ARE YOU FELLOW X-FRIENDS>WHAT IS THIS GAME? LOOKS BADthis is why your IQ is lacking
>>9143391If the agent survives. they go back to normal
What if Ina was the one responsible for the Matrix?
mon cock va dans mon anus
I wish there were movies of this aesthetic still being made today...
I forgot. Was Zion introduced in this movie or is that the next movie?
>>9143429Ah...
>>9143208the format of phoneposting encourages low effort shitposts
>anyone we haven't redpilled is potentially a fedKiiiiiiiiiiiinda based
>>9143475it's the 22nd century, they spell it searchanddestroy
>>9143429https://twitter.com/0oMMLNo0/status/1433631738870190081
>>9143455But I'm so desperate for attention. Even if it's from eggs... Even if I have to become the egg, I don't want to be alone...
Is Mori falling asleep?
>Fun watchalong going on>still eating baitStop that.
>>9142649This movie is what happens when Fauna graduates.
Doesn't everyone know what EMP is? Did they really have to explain it?
morpheus' comfort beanie
ENTER IKAS
>>9143494Next
>>9143493Paul Blart Mall Cop exists anon
>>9143494just references to zion
There could be Lamys posting in this very thread.
>>9143488You already know too much...
>>9141709basado
>>91435201999 lost of people bad at technology pls andastan
>>9143511>comfymaybe if mori shut the FUCK up
Fucking Cypher up to some shady shit
>>9143429God this pic makes me wish I had friends IRL... Fuck.
>Fun stream>Thread is shitFucking deadbeats
>>9143511
>>9143299I mean, I'd like to know if she isn't. I don't want to be a certain type of person because of a lie. But that's probably not a conversation I want to have in this thread/board>>9143362Sure, but neither will the therapy or meds meme
>>9143535What makes you so sure, anon?
Mori feeding babies...
Mori please
>>9143535they should tell mori to shut the fuck up
>what happens if you die ?You die
>>9143458but Mori is one of us I feel like I can understand her
>>9143550drinking boat fuel
>>9143445I'm not an ESL dipshit, I misread your post and now you're desperately trying to deflect because you can't come up with a better argument besides calling me new
>>9143506>They meet in real lifeThey really are sex friends
Reminder: Cipher=Judas
Cypher did nothing wrong
Mori shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
>>9143250>>9143251I actually saw that movie. It was pretty funny.
>>9143208you won't notice most phoneposters but the ones you notice are ban evading niggers. t phoneposter
>>9143520They don't need to anymore, because they did back then.
>tfw you'll never be turned into paste for GuraWhy live?
These two are the absolute worst people to watch a movie with holy shit. Together they are unbearable.
mori none of that shit is important, just watch the movie, for christ's sake. don't make gura ask more questions
Mori
People die when they are killed
CYPHER WAS RIGHT
>>9141709What the fuck is wrong with all of you and why you act like raids are a bad thing?The fuck is wrong with management?
>>9143535
Mori's just confusing Gura now, death isn't complicated here.
>>9143586He was right, but he did wrong
If they just get new babies from the field, does that mean Matrix humans are just Cabbage Patch Kids?
>>9141406You don't know shit kid
I had that matrix screensaver cuz i was really cool
I should make moonshine.
>>9143558>Thread will be shit whenever there's a collab>Thread will be shit whenever Mumei streams>Thread will be shit whenever Fauna streams>Thread will be shit whenever there's a stream at allHope you enjoy the next 4 months!
>>9143568You could have octuplets with Mori...
>>9143558h-hey don't blame me, im on your side here
>>9143577That's because she teaches English to children for a living.
what was the drink called?
>>9143592what movie?
>>9143511They’ll not claim it’s not fun
These two dorks are way too cute
>>9143511Go to your fucking split you retard or kill youself
>>9143600Don’t watch
I wonder how many nigs are just looking at the screen watching an anime girl giggle for 2 hours and not actually watching the movie.
>>9143586he's the last doxxbeat
I think Gura's too stupid to understand the Matrix.
>>9143586Ok satan
>>9143608lmao
>Watch watchalong>Complain that they aren't watching the movie right Why are (you) like this?
>>9143608based
>>9143608that's it, I'm going on a tantrum
>>9143611We want to be Japanese.
>>9143582As per TL they're in fact, "Just Friends"
>>9143585LouCipher
Cipher wasn't a bad guy. Just a weak person caught in a bad situation.
>>9143603>make gura ask questionsmy dude I saw her the things watchalong, She asks questions
>it's been over an hour
>>9143586>murders all of his fellow crew save 4?
I miss playing Matrix Online, it was so cool..
>>9143624You were a fucking nerde
>>9141406You should see the sequels if you want real ass sucking
>>9143608heh
>>9143595the EMP effect has been known for like 50 years. It wasn't a new thing in 1999
SHUT THE FUCK UP MORI HOLY SHIT
>>9143608LMAO, 2 cat!
>>9143581Anon, you've been battered to hell and back and no one thinks you have a good argument. You're just demanding people believe you're correct when no one agrees.You're desperate. But it's over now. Watch the movie.
the one plot hole in this movie is how cypher managed to have a steak dinner with an agent in the matrix and somehow no one noticed. someone had to jack him in and out, so they're aware of his location, and they can see agents in the code. it would be so obvious
>Gura wants to see a woman get liquified horrificallyShe'd probably like Brynhildr in the Darkness or Parallel Paradise
>>9143427Huh, I guess that makes sense. When there's basically nobody ever on anyway that's fine. I guess they'll lose access once the servers are connected and they can't check with every single person when they might be on or not
>>9143573Holy shit man you are OBSESSED
She may not your wife, but,
>>9143611They are trying to protect Hololive's Japanese heritage when it's clearly not meant for the west
>>9143628ahem, EN2fags
>>9143629oh shit nice burn
cypher probably wished for a 12inch dick too
>>9143611Raids interrupt the peace and harmony of individual streams. Interruptions should be kept to a minimum. Please understand.
>>9143660i belieb it
Cypher the realest nigga in this movie.
oh I thought the vampire guy and his cum cake was in this one whoops
>They're this much in sync calligula keeps on winning
Mori.....
>>9143702but she do
>>9143702lol
>>9143650I'm only complaining about Mori fucking spoiling everything!!!!
MORI SHUT THE FUCK UP
How did this nigga even get into and out of the matrix without an operator or not get caught
>>9143472Kek
MORI PLEASE
Enter the Matrix stream when?
>>9143608I don't get it.
ACCESS CODES INTO SHION
>>9143628>>9143703>[Translator's Note]>"Thread will be shit" is code for "I will shitpost when"
it's funny how much this chuuni reaper dork has obviously thought about the matrix
>>9143702Fuck...
>>9143735uuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>9143685look up operation starfish for laughs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-ENhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qud3gcINOiU&ab_channel=HakosBaelzCh.hololive-ENWATCH HAKOS BAELZ MINECRAFT DEBUT ON EN SERVER
>Cypher wants to be an actor>he’s an actorUHHHHH RRATS???
>>9143650I can't watch because they keep hogging the attention.
>>9143702man...
ok, Cypher has been unplugged for 9 years. but Morpheus said they don't unplug people after a certain age, which is younger than Neo. But Cypher looks at least 9 years older than Neo. How old was he supposed to be when they unplugged him? What's the cutoff age? I assumed it was 18, but is it like 25 or 30? Like renting a car?
>>9141709Kroniichama...
>>9143712Whenever an holo comments another holo stream it interrupts them anywhy so what the big difference?
>>9143685It wasn't known to general audiences before the Matrix.
>>9143662BRUH
28 days left on Coco's last stream frame.
Betrayal is pretty based
>Mouse made his own vtuber to fuckMOUSE LOVE
>>9143692he had neo do it who didnt know what agent code looked like yet
>>9143757i will not watch minecraft under any circumstance
>>9143702NaTuRekeks....
>>9143736Maybe he could script it to pull him out after a certain time.
>>9143611Imagine if Holos were encouraged to direct their viewers somewhere once they were done. Aki wouldn't have had to wait for Reddit to adopt her since other Holos might actually have helped her out.
>>9143566I wouldn't worry about that. It's like being anon here, you're more yourself if you are connected to all your baggage. Your oshi's a good person and other people have the same capability.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ocsaRq3ns&ab_channel=kabukibuki
>>9143650WTF is the right way to watch a movie?
>>9143769he just looks older because hes bald. he wears a wig in the sopranos and looks way younger despite it being filmed years later
>>9143787T.anya
>>9143735Fauna's mole is cute!
>>9143692I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming setting up the encounter was what he was doing right before Neo showed up
>>9143757sorry i'm watching gura
>oshi>What ku-fu movie should they watch?
>>9143750aka semen from my dick
>made his own oshiIncredibly based
>>9143660Morpheus should have just apologized....
MOUSE LOVE real talk
>>9143660>artia sitting at a table with a party member.jpg
MAKE ME AN AMELIA WATSON AND PLUG ME INTO THE MATRIX RIGHT NOW
>>9143782oh shit nice save. and it happens right after their little neo and cypher alone scene too. okay the plot is preserved for me
BASED GURA
what a chad
based mouse
A vtuber papa...
>>9143757tell me why I should watch Rrat
this guy invented vr porn but better
So, what did you think of her?The girl in the blue shark hoodie.
>>9143806MoriKung pow
>BUT SO ARE WE
Based guraCringe prude mori
>>9143702Ignorance is bliss...
>>9143732She unironically hasn't spoiled anything that a first timer would understand because I am one
Yagoo == MouseChuubas == Woman in the red dressUs == Neo
>Small brain: vtubers are real>Big brain: your waifu is just 0's and 1's
>oracleFUCKING JAVA I SWEAR
>Theres nothing wrong with having sex with digital girls>Also we're digital girls, all 1s and 0sMORI YES!!
>>9143611They are a bad thing you stupid fuck
>>9143774yes it was. >we learned about it back in the 50-60's when the nuclear war PSA were airing on TV.
>>9143806GuraDoes Hardcore Henry count?
>>9143792>if you aren't connected
>>9143806MoriDrunken Master
>>9143702Just let me believe
>but so are weI CANT POST A FUCKING GOSLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9143806amekung pow
God the Matrix was so cool
KEK calli
Mori jamming the fuck outCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
why do they all dress like assholes?
i love the music in this movie
>>9143752Its a shame about how shes mostly right but wrong about a few specific things buts is also really cute
>>9143852Explain why mouth breathing fuck
>>9143660the man betrayed his friends that trusted him. he's a bad person.
is this the one where she goes "uuu child u in da matrix"? fucking oracle holy lol
>>9143806InaKung Pow Enter the Fist
>>9143806GuraKung Pow
>>9143806guradrunken master
>>9143558>open stream>open thread>thread is shit (as usual)>close thread>enjoy streameasy as
>>9143757Overlapping Matrix watchalong and Ame's karaoke. EN2 was a mistake.
>>9143806KiaraShe’d probably like Crouching Tiger
How do I cope with never being able to go on a Hot Topic mall date with Mumei?
>>9143861You know the rules.
>>9143757This will be my first time watching the mouse, and if it isn't a wonderful time, it will also be my last time watching her.
Why is Switch the only one wearing white? what makes her different from the rest?
Did I see nipples?
>>9143871It was the style at the time
unbelievable
>>9143814Legit my favorite character. Looks completely different in the Matrix. Shame what happens
Is 2021 a dystopia?
lol!
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433633563111428115https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433633563111428115https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433633563111428115https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433633563111428115https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433633563111428115https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433633563111428115https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1433633563111428115
>>9143897and so do I
>>9143806KiaraThey trained him wrong, as a joke
>>9143769Keanu was 35 at this point so you can't judge how they look
>>9143873Has it not already been explained multiples times in this very thread you illiterate fuck?
>>9143901yeah, mine
>>9143806AmeUnironically? Enter the Dragon
>>9143806>ina>iron monkey
>>9143844She's still explaining too much
>>9143633The famous line itself comes from this old movie.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0441796/
>>9143745Fuck that, they should do the Animatrix.
did Mori fall asleep?
>>9143909Fucking retard.
>>9141369After 20+ years, I never realized that. FML
>>9143907>All those retards who thought she'd be the new SC queen of EN
>>9143908Is >year a dystopiaAlways
>>9143691> you've been battered to hell and back and no one thinks you have a good argumentNigga you do you seriously believe that? Lmao >>9142545>>9142619Every one of your post is just>N-newfag!Zero argument to be found, I just find it funny watching bootlickers like yourself do mental gymnastics justify silly rules and have knee-jerk reactions whenever someone questions them Anyways, enjoy the movie bitch boy
>>9143907Pink Rushia....
>>9143881thats a popular misconception the line is actually morpheus's and its Damn son u in the matrix
How did they ever fall for the oracle meme when she is a program too
>>9143908All me, fag
>>9143908Yes, and it's getting more dystopian every year.
>>9143908I love this Cyberpunk world we live in. It's basically the Matrix. It's funny how Gura doesn't realize that.
IMAGES
>>9143909BASED
>>9143909>encouraging raidsMakes me happy im not subbed to either of them.
I THINK THEREFORE I AMTHE MEMORIES WHERE REAL NEO
>>9143907Yeah, no way gachikois are going after used goods
>>9143806>Kiara>I am a great magician, your clothes are RED!
>>9143908if it is, its very based.
>>9143806GuraRaid watchalong with an ID maybe
>>9143931Animatrix isn't a game
>>9143908You...You spent your own time on this?Really? That's the best you could do?
>>9143806MoriThis one >>9143844Based
>>9143909Ceres is so sweet and forgiving
>>9143908oh look, a schizo
>>9143909HOLY BASED
To the 5 or 6 unironic Twitch kiddies here who are defending raids, I literally cbf to give you your (You), but just because Twitch is cancer and you can't chat/feel chat offers nothing, I recommend you stop fucking projecting.Big chuuba in Hololive literally gather as many gachikoi as they do by being attentive and responsive to chatAlso, there's a weird unexplainable delight seeing chat react to certain things, and seeing the chuuba pick up on itAnyway a usable chat centered on the girl is part of Hololive now fuck off
>>9143909based, management HATE!
>>9143907>>9143908why not just watch the movie or a stream
>My oshi is just 1s and 0s>If I want to be free I have to let go of my oshi
>>9143909It's another retards here trying to force their values on a holo moment.
>>9143945The oracle is a rogue program that can detect anomalies. Could be 4d chess trickery but who knows
>>9143970>ollie: Yeah I did that one time
>>9143955>hasnt heard her Godforsaken Earth rants
>>9143908Thanks for the effort anon
>>9143909watch Omega talk to fauna about the same thing too lol
>>9143908“How dare people not follow my way of life”Never spent even a shekel on Vtubers, and I’ll still call you a massive faggot
>>9143757i plan to
>>9143909Based. Unlike cringe contrarians and management she understands that raiding is beneficial for everyone involved as long as chat is instructed to behave.
>>9143956bye images!
>imagesimages
>>9143963Rushia is used goods and gachikois know.The problem is current BF
>>9143909Note she did not say the word raid, it's totally okay. Management still was on Kronii's ass anyways.
>>9143970God damn it Reine was considering it for a watchalong but it was too graphic so she watched it in private
Why did they change the oracle's actor in the sequel anyway?
>>9143894Watch a nigger fuck your crush
>>9143938Enjoy living in your bubble, anon.
>>9143956POL!
sana image
>>9143879His friends were already dead.
>>9143989Based as always, Gura
>>9143909You guys are real niggers you know that?
>>9143908The biggest faggot in this post is __(you)__
>>9143989gura you will get a usable chat outside of your members streams one day, i promise
I wet the bed at 20 years old. Yes, I'm a deadbeat.
Mori. Stop.
MORI PLEASE FOR CHRISTS SAKE
MORI FUCKING STOP
>Gari calling out the shitting writing
Dope!
>>9143994letting her go doesn't mean she'll be gone, you'll just enjoy her while she's still here
>>9143989Based Gura
Mori can't tell black people apart...
>>9143997Read the rules fucking retard.
>>9144022original one died rip
Jesus these girls might be dumb. Hes literally been telling Neo that hes the one at this point multiple times, his statement isn't cryptic at all as a result
I'm just grabbing images at random at this point.Watch streamsIgnore schizos
UNO
is that the stranger things girl?
gura is going to like the oracle
Kiar!
>>9143989PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOVIE
>>9144022I think she died in real life?
>>9143994>Doxxers are just trying to free you from the 0s and 1s.
Images Love
>>9144035>>9144038>>9144040Its not spoilers, they've said it a million times
i can do that with my dick
Have any of you guys played "The Matrix: Path of Neo?"I hope that'll get a re-release one day. That was a solid game.
>>9144020watched it with me by the way
>>9143909as expected of twitch whores, they all should learn from Amelia Watson
will gura understand there is no spoon?
>>9143908Unironically yes
>>9144056but that image moves!
>>9143989youtube will become twitch given time (and that's a good thing!)
>They all look the same to meMori!
>thereisnospoonOh, I remember that cheat code.
>>9143772>/hlgg/ says: raids are bad because it interrupts chat>/hlgg/ says: chat is shit, so close itThere is no difference. Raids are bad because raids are from twitch and 4chan are full of contrarians.
>>9143908Damn, I would have put more work into my post if I knew someone was writing it down.
SHE SAID IT
>>9143989>NOOOO YOU CAN'T TRY TO MAKE YOUR FRIENDS MORE POPULAR. IT'S CRINGE AND UNBASED
Can we please post more Polka next thread?
>>9143945The same thing why people fall for movements that say they fight the system but turn out to be just part of the system. It's hopium and copium.