/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

cum

No sex with little girls within this thread.

Where's the sex fox?

>>91318976
Sorry, this was a little bit of a panic bake.

Total baggie death

Sometimes you tell the day by the bottle that you drink

just got done with work lobby where

I still have work for 6 and a half hours

Majsoul Friends Room 81024(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81024

>>91320293
I notice you have a twitch link. Are you ever live?

>>91320293
3/4

How does he know about twitch links...

>>91320293
Started!

saved

>>91320375
I haven't been in a position to stream in over a year, but as soon as that changes, so too shall I return.

>>91320293
w-well jonged what was that game

>>91320293
WJ
sasuga washizu...

>>91320293
WJ

wj

>>91321745
>names
also I have seen your name elsewhere jong related

One day I'll play jong again so we can have a washizuoff

he's /jong/s famous >names poster

>>91321880
quit your job

>>91321899
Donate enough to cover my mortgage

>>91321920
i can't afford food

>>91321932
Maybe you should do the opposite of your advice for me then

>>91321932
Hey, me too! Thank God for fast food otherwise I would have to steal milk from the work fridge until I get paid next week.

I worry about you guys

You don't have to worry about me, I work 6 days a week so my checks always have like and extra 800-1000 on them when I can combo working a holiday in there

We have two types of anons here. Anons who are at work and suicidal, and anons who are homeless and suicidal.

evens - cook food in my fridge before my eggs go bad
odds - order Mexican food
0 - kill myself

>>91322249
dangerous...

>>91321953
i'll make more money next year
for now i am a suffering student on casual work hours with stupid shit to pay off

>>91321745
>>91321860
which one of you is bottom 10 anon?

>>91322545
I could have made top 10 if I wasn't stupid

>>91322545
I'm the couldn't attend anon.

>>91322283
I roll KMS like 80% of my rolls

>>91322615
>>91322618
next year is our year
my new year's resolution is to finally finish RB1

>>91322967
won't read your book
won't use your ai analysis
i will not play properly

>>91322967
For me it's flow book 1

>>91322032
I'm not worth worrying about.

>>91323263
Well I'm still going to

I won't jong
I won't queue
I won't watch your vtubers
I will play PoE2

>>91323816

Some retro babi on twitch managed to get a 2hu mahjong game from 2014 up and running with an English translation patch
https://www.twitch.tv/pahichannel

my new oshi

stop that

Hmm... nyo

>>91325531
woah it's angela ruina from limbus company

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCvUppWNncY
Crow jongin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SweTnD4hkEs
jong may die but mahjong shall survive.

>>91323816
But you will bump the thread right?

Things that feel really good: waking up early
Things that feel really bad: waking up early after going to bed late

>>91328372
Maybe

>>91328514
>Things that feel really bad: waking up
Yeah

Evens go to bed
Odds play PoE2
0 play jong

>>91328605
No rest for the wicked exile

>>91330490
I shouldn't be awake still

>>91330490
I cant believe you posted this MODS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC6M0jN-qYs
Hanana.

evens Ranger
odds Witch
0 Sorc

Fugggg

>>91331592

>>91331592
>>91331687
Hmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8kdTvcCLRk
You wouldn't believe it, mahjong.

>>91333322
I cant believe I didnt believe it IT IS MAHJONG!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMY3CWiDExY
Sword Saint.

>>91333761
The mahjonging won't stop!

Finally it's over, no more new streams.

Konbini raid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-0Ta4DWZzU
Tile clacking.

>neglecting the thread for my cold sorc now

TEA TIME with MIKOANON (fancy, exquisite, expensive)

Evens I go out and pick up my medicine
Odds I put it off another day and stay in to play video games
0 I jong

>>91340279
anon, get that shit right now.

>>91340279
Go get it, now.

>>91340279
if you really needed it you wouldn't have rolled, don't go get it

>>91340374
>>91340395
But...the roll...

If you take your medicine we will all disappear

>>91340488
Do it

Fine.
re-rolling >>91340279

reroll again

>>91340716
Good

Back to page 1

I got the medicine. Also bought borger.

Borger?!

I don't know if that's xapitan or khubie and I find that concerning

>>91344330
I'm neither, I never use emotes of my own main unless it's to say GG/WJ.

>>91344330
Khubie is English she probably doesn't know what a borger is.

>>91344658
Oh, so you are just another xapitan tulpa! What a relief!

>>91345567
Someone has to keep the thread alive!

Good morning /jong/

Ohayo

i could eat borgar

I'm gonna make crumbed fried mashed potato balls

>>91348215
yeah, mine o///o

>>91348232

>>91348215
I haven't had mashed potatoes since January but back then I had them every day...

>>91348171
my homeland

One thing that's more tanoshii than getting a Yakuman is getting ronned by a Yakuman and still winning the game

>>91348560
Based ohio bro

ohio is for lovers

I'M OUTSIDE OF YOUR WINDOW WITH MY RADIO

i just woke up shut up

>>91350777
Look at her go!

>mysterious box at my door
>it's my poe2 merch
what the fuck that was quick

>>91352237
they actually did something with those shipping fees they added

>>91352303
yeah but all my poe1 merch was signed by the dev team, this is just straight from the factory...

>>91349992
Its true we FUCK

Lemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmN1d3lBFaM

I was on duty all day long you azybones, it's 0:30, let me go to bed.

Sorry, you have to stay up and bump, I'm at work.

>>91355844
>only 12:30 am
Pathetic.

Holy cow looking in one of those multi profile mirrors i realize why ive never been hit on by a woman before, solid 2/10 on the face

>>91358489
Don't bully the elderly

>>91358706
the real elderly fell asleep at 9:30 watching a stream last night and woke up at 5 in pain because of the weird sleeping position

>>91358777
I'm not that... bad. It's 1:20 am now, I'm drinking my better half's prosecco from 0.2l cans (cause I don't have anything left) playing sanma... okay, maybe I'm worse.

evens cycle
odds poe
0 jong

>>91362130
Look what time it is.

Why does doragon hate us this time?

>>91362641
He likes Civ 3 and Pippa HATES it. He needs time to cope.

I'm going out to get some chiggen

they deleted CoC from the game, what do I reroll

I'm exploiting kids instead

>>91366745
>Not using the hololive mod

>>91367087
>there's mods
time to sell magic cards

>>91367156
Yeah, some are nice like the auto lights and auto price change ones, lets you play the real game of opening packs all day

>>91367427
That's real neat, but let's talk about the adult mods.

>>91367592
Waifucards or whatever its called is alright, replaces all the cards with AI monstergirls that get more NSFW with higher rarity

Succ

yeah, mine (cute, male)
Majsoul Friends Room 94591(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94591

2/4!

where's everybody?

shan't enable fags

3/4! i was about to close the game and be sad

we just need one more anon, come on guys

why do you wait until I have to get ready for work

>>91370268
still 3/4

i guess right now is not a good time, sorry for wasting your time, guys. room is closed.

I would have joined but you guys take too long to finish a hanchan and I would have been late for work, make rooms earlier

I'm at work.

I COMMAND THEE JONG

I'm busy playing path of not exile

>>91375954
Card pack opening simulator?

I'm at work now

Slice of life is good if i can vicariously experience the teenage love I didnt have

Is Pon no Michi any good? Akagi was great, Saki not so much.

>>91377886
Just experience it now via AI with your waifu of choice

>>91378461
Tbh im waiting for real life matrix shit plug my ass in and let me live a slice of life

>>91378647
Just watch VR JAV, there's some wholesome kissing ones

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as mahjong, is in fact, Riichi Mahjong, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Riichi plus Mahjong. Mahjong is not a game unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Riichi system made useful by the dora/ura dora system, added rules and vital yaku comprising a full game as defined by EMA.

Many gamers play on a Riichi client every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Riichi which is widely used today is often called Mahjong, and many of its players are not aware that it is basically the Riichi system, developed by the Japan Project.

There really is a Mahjong, and these people are playing it, but it is just a part of the game they play. Mahjong is the base: Gameplay elements and a set of tiles many cultures adapt into their own game. Tiles/cards are an essential part of tabletop games, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of a complete set of game rules. Mahjong is normally used in combination with the Riichi system: the whole game is basically Riichi with Mahjong added, or Riichi Mahjong. All the so-called Mahjong clients are really Riichi Mahjong clients!

>>91379479
I am going to fist you up to my elbow.

Is mahjong free as in freedom?

>>91379554
As long as you don't plan on playing Touhou mahjong it is.

>>91379554
There is at least one mahjong client released under GPL V3. It's perfectly functional, but the downside is that it's written in Vala, a programming language made by GNOME

Is autotable open source

>>91380362
Yeah, it's under MIT

>>91380540
why are they holding mahjong tournaments in their basement?

>>91380653
Yeah, that is weird. What are they hiding?

We need to get in there and find out

>>91380755
We will break down their gates, burn their crops, subdue their men, and force them to watch while we rape their women!

>>91381029
Mahjong!

>mahjong and rape
Name a better combination, I dare you.

mahjong and food

Mahjong and cigarettes

Mahjong and vape because cigarettes cost $40 for a 20 pack here

Imagine being Australian

>pov the parlor owner cant cover your winnings and brings his retard daughter to strike an agreement

>retard

I wonder if homeless anon is at work

>>91382447
With a body like that theres no way there were any genes left for brain development

>>91382781

just in time to bump

Parlor owners don't play, you pay them to rent their tiles and one of their tables. At best one of the employees will join in if you're 3 and have waited a while, but if they gamble it's on them

Parlor owners HATE mahjong

Goodnight, bitches.

>>91385291
Why would you call me that...

>>91385356
Because I bet you fucking love to be degraded, you little bitch. *spits on you*

>>91385291
gnight, homo

>>91385291
nini nigger

Post a room

I'm at work

I'm sick

>>91386607
Eepy koko
Majsoul Friends Room 77700(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77700

>>91387187
Started

>>91387187
WJ, thanks for the game

>>91387187
WJ~

>>91387187
WJ thanks for the game guys! <3
Guess I'll go pee now

>>91387187
wj!

jongers keep getting cuter

stop being gay

>>91388278
False, I'm laid out sick, not cute.

>>91388664
congratz on getting laid

my vape ran out of battery and my tummy hort

SPONGE BATHS with SICK JONGERS

>>91389450
Pass

>>91388912
Weird coincidence, I just came back home from early grocery shopping because I was out of smokes (this isn't a euphemism or anything, I bought more smokes but I also bought food for later)

>>91389450
I can't afford a bath until Tuesday

evens eat after work
odds go to bed after work
0 jong

>>91388912
Feel that

>>91390491
Ill bathe you for free

>>91388808

>>91394025
Ignore
>>91379099

>>91394063
Im retard but close enough

QB hates tileman
Based I hate him too

>tileman was my most watched on twitch
it's over

>>91394271
10,000 kokos as recompense for your betrayal

>>91394888
it's everyone's fault but mine, if everyone actually streamed as consistently and as often as him he wouldn't be my most watched

Shant stream mahjong again until i do my likable personality reps or mid january

I had one of the league 5 streamers in my top watched

>>91395160
It isnt BETTY IPPATSU JOHNNY is it?

>>91395494
He didn't stream league 5

Ossan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIwNa0EkanQ

evens titan reroll
odds deadeye reroll
0 be a good boy and play archmage stormweaver with 6 buttons I have to press before I dps a boss

>>91396287
Naughty bratty deadeye anonchama

Evens groom my oshi in her new twitter space
Odds act ethically
0 send dick pick

Where were you when I wanted to play jong ;-;

I dont see no DAMN kokos ‘round ‘ere

>>91394233
I think that's just an extension of how much she HATES mahjong.

Do we have anyone in /jong/ who will be playing in the catfood bowl tournament?

nah these small fries aren't worth my time

>>91394063
wdhmbt

>>91398586
where do you think you are? nobody meets the requirements here

>>91399866
The long and short of it is i have add and am bad at reading

Ichihime hiding from the ron

>>91399976
i hope you can learn how to soon anon :)

>>91402006
Cute cat! I want to punch ichihime!

>>91403435
>I want to punch Ichihime
Sexually?

>>91403665
No? Are you insane, anon?

>>91402528
sadly my retardation is permanent

>>91403988
oh :(

>>91404163
I can still read tile pictures though so dont think you can take advantage of my low iq

>>91404213
oh okay! let's play! :D

>>91403800
You need to up your ryona game. Bitches Love a man who'll beat the shit out of them in the bedroom.

i want to titty fuck nodokas nodokas

Majsoul Friends Room 23716(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23716

local yaku + 4 red fives

>>91404342
2/4

i thought you abandoned me

>>91404342
2/4 still

>>91404538
internet machine broke might turn it into a forbidden sanma game if it takes a while to get a 4th

>>91404342
2/4

>>91404342
3/4 sanma in 10 if it doesnt start

>tricking people into playing sanma
That's basically tricking them into taking HRT.

>>91404767
Nows your chance to have those tits youve always wanted to touch. play sanma to touch tits

>>91404342
still 3/4 sanma in 5min if not started

>>91404342
still 3/4 why does no one want to play mah/jong/? sanmer in 2 minutes

>>91404342
started sanma chuds btfo

>>91404342
>full

>>91405148
you had 20 fucking minutes nigger

Hi anons. I feel like I can't be frugal when sharing, otherwise I wont grow bigger. Check my latest video. Subscribe and gimmi likes!

https://youtu.be/Y9daMvSek-E

Also, since you are more experienced, give me tips.

>>91405165
I only saw it now, sorry. But I was planning to read mahjong theory anyway. So it's okay, thank you for waiting so long.

>>91405348
please start checking the thread every 20 seconds for a new post thank you

why

>>91405928
一

just kill me

names get blowjobs

I FORGOT I CAN'T RIICHI

femanon slain

>>91404342
well 一'd!

bad jonged

This was a neko fueled slaughter oml

>>91404342
3/4 open for 5 minutes

>>91405148
There's a free spot now if you want anon :3

>>91404342
started why are there so many cripples?

>>91406201
avdr4

>>91406288
I made it this time, thanks.
>>91406346
She was my first gacha girl. I got her off rate-up and she grew on me.
Also, bonding her heals her trauma, so it feels kind of obligatory to use her

>>91406346
Cripples are HOT because they can't fight back.

>>91404342
Well jugged!

>>91404342
Well maajanned. Thank you for the fun game everybody!

>>91404342
WJ! A win for my wheelchair sister is a win for me! :3
(Pretty sure I was omw to have a yakuman south 1 oh well)

>>91404342
Wj

>>91407091
That's so cute! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

>>91405285
Maybe instead of putting a strong blur over the names you should just put a black bar? It's very subjective so take what I say with a grain of salt but the blur to me just looks like I forgot my glasses or my screen broke idk it's just too unnatural
Other than that, I like your videos! Good job anon! <3

Making coffee, game in a bit

>>91409631
Mahjong Soul has a streamer mode that hides names. He could just use that.

>>91409839
Ah right, I know about it but I just like to see the names while playing so I didn't even consider it. Good catch!

Jong
Majsoul Friends Room 14234(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14234

>>91410650
3/4

>>91410650
Get in here

>>91411043
Maybe in 20 minutes

>>91411138

>>91411328
Maybe in 19 minutes

>>91411043
Maybe in 3 hours.

>>91411718
Am I a joke to you?

I just woke up

>>91411774
Yes.

>>91411864
Fair

i'm hunting a different kind of target today sorry doragon

STARTED

>>91410650
w-well jonged

The fuck was that?

>>91412268
I was just molested in real-time

shan't join a luckshitter room

That's bump limit. Who's baking?

>>91412362
skill issue

its (You)r turn to bake

>>91412659
That's America's problem. I'm going to bed.

>>91412659
I baked this thread.

>>91412659
i'm busy

>>91413306
I bet you're just jerking off right now.

fine ill bake

>>91413397
no wth

>>91413494
Listen, I get it, everyone masturbates. It's just weird you do it while talking to us in the thread.

>eww page 9 bake
BREAD >>91413628

i like jacking off while listening to live streams simply because i like the background noise

>>91410650
Jell Wonged D:

>>91412332
as opposed to turn-based molesting

my family took turns