/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

Stay strong brothers

DAY 71! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 71!

>>91294044
Impostor!

Is krabs a grey?

Okay, Gura is pretty cute, i'll admint

>>91294155
Not really a surprise.

>>91294150

>>91294155
the impostor is, yeah

Gura super duper mega cute

Not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Not reading Gura
I LOVE THIS THREAD!!

Predictions for a proper public stream? I feel friday/weekend.

>>91295774
Anti.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>91295834
Why? I mean, it might be tomorrow or on Thursday, but she said she has holo homework to do for a few days. I just want another stream, I'm gooba starved over here.

>>91295984
Only antis are concerned with "proper" public streams. I can already hear crying when her next stream is a collab like she said it might be.

I hope Gura does an alien mukbang stream.
... but I'd probably get in trouble for saying that.

>>91296051
That's what triggered you?
>collab
No shit, she has to give Fauna one at least. Hopefully full SNOT one.

>>91295975
samen

>>91296170
>has to
Still betraying your anti colors.

>>91296069
Is this image implying takodachis are edible?

>>91296190
Take your meds.

Sex with a fembud.

>>91296218
Ye
Cooked or raw

>>91296581
What's the other options?

>>91296649
I meant that both are acceptable

>>91296170
>Kronii
>Fauna

So are we still on "it's so over once that project is out" vibes or is there any chance that's not the case

>>91296976
She will regain her mojo after a few collabs

Rogaine something that never existed?

Is Gura ebbing or flowing?

Suggest a Gura stream for me please? I've seen bully, gta, shaboink, stray, rust.

I've noticed belgian beers have this banana taste to them

>>91295984
What the fuck does holo homework mean?

>>91297281
There was a little trickle, but definitely still ebbing.

>>91297630
Dunno, some bullshit Cover asks them to do.

>>91297437
DMC3/5 are peak Gura. The Konosuba reading one is pretty comfy, too.

>>91297437
https://www.youtube.com/live/3phaXN_FjiE

>>91297618
I wonder if I'd like them, then. So far every beer I've tried tastes the same to me, not very good. But I haven't exactly gone out of my way to try different beers.

Gurass

>>91297941
SNIFFFFF

>>91297860
Give em a try chumbie. Most of the belgian import beers I've tried have this undertone of banana. Its okay, I used to like them a lot.

weird raid

https://youtu.be/3ElmBqPCCM0?t=229
they're judging if Gura was nice or naughty this year

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>91298395
naughty Gura, mmm

>>91297437
I really like all her luigi mansion streams

>>91298395
thank you, i remember when gura muted her mic too. not as good as when she muted it during gorn but a pretty good mute

>>91297026
Who is there left to long term collab with? Moom and Kiara? She literally doesn't even know the last 2 gens.
I feel like we'd never be in this situation if her and Mori were close

ggg hates hot guys huh, go figure

>>91299475
fuck off to the fags's thread if you wanna be gay

>>91299475
Are you a fembud?

>>91299521
this is the fag gay general dude, given how Gura is by far the gayest lesbo there ever has been existing

>>91299574
gay and lesbian are two different things, retard, both are homosexual.
now fuck off to /mans/ or whatever if you want to lust over men

Wife soon?

>>91299675
>gay and lesbian are two different things
No they aren't you fucking stapler, lesbian is a subset of gay, you are being gay now. No one will ever lust over you, not even a starving sailor

>>91299926
Hopefully, yeah. Sometime before January 3rd, at the very least.

Would you kiss Gura?

>>91300469
Yes, all over.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Best case scenario:
Gura celebrates her 4th anniversary and announces an important announcement stream at the end of the stream > announcement stream in 3D > album release > sololive

It is likely to occur after the sale of tickets for Mori's concert begins.

>>91300607
Damn, you must be on the good stuff. I'd sure like if that happened, though.

Gura won't be announcing anything. She'll be silently battling cancer while showing up every now and then until her big project comes to fruition.

Remember when Technoblade got a growth on his arm?

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>91300721
I hope if it's something serious that it's at least not cancer. I've seen enough of it for a lifetime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnQsow6iT5c

does anyone have the timestamp of the moment when she talked about member streams being like our little pillow fortress?

>>91301111
You can go get one if you go to the stream and watch it until that part

>>91300937
Thanks chumbie this is pretty cool

Gura likes women on the cute and funny side

>>91301175
nvm, i found it thanks to the timestamps guy in the comments.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K6GdmZe_1g&t=5969

>>91301111
https://youtu.be/8K6GdmZe_1g?t=6158

>>91300607
I don’t understand Gura.
If any Hololive member had the same opportunities she does now, they’d have done this years ago.
Gura said she wanted to be like Hatsune Miku, and she was given everything to even surpass her. Yet she’s doing nothing.
It’s mind-blowing to see someone waste success handed to them on a silver platter.

>>91301744
sick flip bro

Gura is sedated

>>91301454
She's just like me!

>>91301496
I don't understand management. I want to donkey kick them in the forehead

>>91301496
Making good music is a time-consuming process, particularly for amateurs who have limited access to resources.Also I'm sure Gura takes pride in her work.

halloooooo

Baguraette honhonhon

>>91302110
I also want to choke out all of Cover's managers

>>91302155

>>91302273
La basé

>>91300470
>*Le touché*

>>91302358

why can't my fingers be in management's eye sockets right now?

I just woke up.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

it takes a lot to break this shark mentally
her mind is made of hardtack and
rocks

Gurass

I just sent feedback to the GFL2 devs asking them to let us put dogs in the girls' dorms like in GFL1 and add scenes of them cuddling.

Chumbies, I have a medical and psychological question for you.
I've been trying to ween myself off of gooming lately, for several reasons. I've goomed probably five times in total over the last month, whereas I used to goom probably once or twice a day on average. However, I have been dealing with the horniness and cravings by passively browsing hentai, generating erotica smut with an AI chatbot, and passively stroking myself for pleasure/relaxation WITHOUT orgasming, though sometimes there will be a not-insignificant amount of pre-cum dripping out (I don't get blue balls for some reason, so I can just stop whenever I want).
My question is: what can I expect the effects of this, not quite "edging" but comparable activity, to be on my testosterone, focus, etc., compared to complete 100% cold-turkey abstinence?

>>91302529

For King and Cunny!

>>91303390
you're managing to be more of a freak than gooners, congrats

>>91303729
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>91303941
I love s’ghetti!

>>91303390
Not a medical person, but that’s probably not good for your prostate.

>>91303390
if you stop, your prostate will calcify and you will have to get it removed.

>>91304050

>>91303390
The main benefit to not gooming is having more time for other stuff.

>>91304354

>>91303884
>>91304079
>>91304329
>prostate calcification
... I just checked, and yeah, on the surface it looks like you anons weren't just totally making shit up to scare me and there's some basis for it. Shit.
https://www.medicoverhospitals.in/articles/prostate-calcification
The causes I keep seeing are inflammation, infection or injury. Which of those is relevant here? I assume inflammation?
Guess I won't be able to "cheat" then. Oh well, fair enough.

>>91305598

what's gonna happen after her big thing is done and out?

>>91306071
I'm going to sexually bully her even more T u T

jeff

>>91306146
That's just shark Stich.

>>91306071
Then the next big announcement. Then ggg stays active but remains in limbo state of mind. Then she returns and ggg is named into something new. And we’ll be here at every moment of the ride

Was her stream a one-off?

>>91306071
she wipes

>>91306146
Moar Jeff!!!

>>91306328
Basically, the whore was just trying to show everyone she isn't a megaslut but failed miserably.

>>91306122

I think my dog is a megaslut

>>91306357
I only have 2 gura and jeff images

>>91306495
You should introduce your dog to Gura

>>91306465
end yourself, she really likes the thought of being sexually bullied and sexually bullying a little ebi

>>91306923

>>91306896
Dogfuckbud!

>>91306071
she's going to realize that the project was a huge weight hanging over her head and suddenly feel relieved and full of energy

>>91306693
I want to fuck jeff and make Gura watch

>>91307205
you seem to be new not knowing all of gura naughty kinks she las let us notice over the years.
she is my little shark child slut and so are her wives.

My cockatiel is shaped like a banana right now

>>91307412
post pics

>>91307412

>>91307452
did you just ask for pics of his cock?

>>91307502
so much gura merch and so few goom pics posted

>>91306071
As she has said in 2023 "more song covers". She will get to chill.

>>91307412
Sing bacon pancakes to it

>>91307502
yes

I want to hear from geckobud. I want to hear from ebifarmerbud. I want to hear from softshellturtlebud. What are some of the other buds we got

>>91307452
I stood up and he un-banana'd himself

>>91307367

My birthday merch will be here soon, any of you buds got yours yet?

>>91308093
my last purchase of merch was last year's birthday merch, nothing since then.

>>91308324
she's propositioning me personally

>>91307610
They stared at me like I was a weirdo

>>91308324
I've been wondering what exactly this image is meant to convey. Posting it right after the stream with no accompanying text was a bit odd. But so is Gura, so I guess it's fitting.

>>91308679
She just wanted to show off how cute she is to me specifically

>>91308625
They liked it!!!

>>91308679
She realized she didn't do a member post for the stream and did that as a commemoration photo.

>>91307911
When you hold up a shark girl like this, you’re supposed to hold them with 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink. Like you would hold a bowling ball.

>>91308914
Ah, you could be right. I did think it was weird she did that. I didn't get a notification for the stream frame going up since it wasn't in a post. Luckily I ended up seeing it anyway.

>>91308324
she thinks the image is comfy and wanted to include us in her comfy feeling

>>91309046
isn't it the other way around?

>>91309085
I love being included in her comfy feeling

>>91309124
Gura likes it that way

I still haven’t eaten anything today…

>>91309433
how about you eat deez nutz chumbie

>>91309467
Nyo

>>91309434
Too bad this is Ai, I wish there was more comfy art of Gura in legwarmers.

>>91309467
https://litter.catbox.moe/xpfyi2.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/9va9i0.jpg

now that i think about, doesn't this mean she is also a chumbie among us bantering chumbuds?
i hope that at least once i got her with a deez nutz bant post

>>91309686
Only one I have is this one.

>>91309764
Oh God, I'd forgotten about this.

Are we all creepy perverts?

I hope Gura falls again and shits her fucking pants

>>91309853
I've got a few, I just want even more. It's one of my favorite accessories a girl can wear.

>>91310013

>>91310007
>*Li touchí*

>>91310256
sex

I think maybe I’ll get some late night Wendy’s…

>>91310309
Don't do it

I'm still upset over the spicy chicken sandwiches I bought today. I'll just eat buldak tonight

I can't find the one I want..

I forgot about this one, it's probably tied for my favorite with legwarmers

I don’t care about leg warmers, or spicy chicken, or Wendy’s, or

Her house 100% got fucked up by the hurricane which was the last straw after all the shit happening in Hololive and caused her to have a mental breakdown. Fauna's shitpost really was a reference.

>>91311426
what did Fanua post? Link this stuff.

I can't find the image I want but I know I have it saved. Ill look again for it later. Take this cute Goob instead.

>>91309162
me too

2 years is 730 days. Her project is 80% done, 20 % of 730 is 146. So it should be finished sometime in late april/early may.

The girl in the Wendy’s drive-thru smiled at me

>>91311552
nothing was posted. the person is making things up for yous

>>91311552
>>91311936
How new are you? She made a Florida hurricane asmr shitpost on her rm.

>>91311906

>>91311906
She wants you, bro.

>>91311997
>>91311426
Yeah, that is not a shit post. You don't know what one is. All that stuff you typed had nothing to do with anything just words you come up with to run your own story. You can not just make shit up and make people believe it. You are not the US government so stop trying to be.

>>91312214
>You are not the US government so stop trying to be.
Wrong

>>91311552
prolly this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4P8lm61vvnQ

Eating French frys with a fork is the superior way to eat frenfrys

>>91310042
newfag faggot she is well acquainted with shitting her undergarments and thus uses it as a fun representation of stress responses.
gutsbud you really are new and projecting onto her what you think she is while she is not for most of us who have know her longer.

>>91307753
We can't forget (You)bud <3

>>91312779
>(You)buds
can be anyone, your post isn't helpful

>>91312631
Retard.

>>91312631
Gura never pooped or peed herself.

I am an old woman
I'm yesterday's news
I dream in black and white
See it all through laser eyes
I am an old woman
I was born to sing the blues

>>91312970
Their post was helpful

>>91312969
says the newfag
>>91312977
says the naive newfag who wasn't there for that stream she stopped streaming because she peed herself after a fright scare on a game years ago.
fucking kill yourselves newfag faggots.

>>91307753
My gecko is sleeping right now. The cold weather has him in some sort of brumation

>>91312631
Stop bullying gutsbud. He needs to be loved, not teased.

>>91313097
I forget what type. He’s a lion-tiger-leopard gecko?

>>91313103
i hold no sympathy for gutsbud, he tries to emulate guts through his posting but he lacks the GUTS to change his life.
it's a sad thing to see so, no sympathy.

>>91313229
You know not what you say

it's that time when half the thread is hidden and I check a random post and it's terrible

>>91313161
Ye hes a leopard gecko. The little guy doesnt have a thought in his head

>>91313087
You fell for the memes. She never peed herself during Outlast, she just got spooked and decided to end the stream because she was stressed since it was also the debut week.
Literally no evidence whatsoever that she peed herself. She did fart during the offcollab with Kiara though.

>>91313277
we've gone through hardship like guts have, we've dealt with it the best we can. if you cling to guts as an avatar of your dealings with hardship, you haven't experienced hardship at all.
i've gone through stuff and i accept i can't come close to gut's unlike the guts poster.
gutsbud you're full of shit and you need to be told that so you wake up and get a grip on your situation.
grow up edgy kiddo

>>91313493
>he didn't analyze the tapes
>he didn't hear the dripping chair
post dismissed due to newfag retard posting.

>>91313393
Yeah but is he cute though

You think if she goes indie she'll be more open to farting and burping on stream? Imagine Gura just casually unleashing a massive brrap every 10 minutes and not muting her mic whenever she goes to the toilet so you can hear every water splash

>>91313626
ofc he cute, take a look at him

>>91313604
>dripping chair
Proof of this claim?

>>91313706
not gonna spoon feed newfags after all these years.
fucking leave.

>>91313746
So you made it up. You can't hear anything dripping in the original audio.

>>91313795
you never heard the original audio before youtube compression

Repent watersportsbuds

>>91313686
I assume he looks a little like this

>>91313926
look at that cute little fuck, lovely

The diaper rrats were true all along. This was my first redpill that Gura is beyond based.

>>91313848
Unless you post proof I will assume that you're full of shit.

>>91312316
Salutations field agent, report

The asmr rrats were true all along. This was my first greypill that Gura is beyond digi.

>>91313973
Is she... Is she shitting in that bucket?

>>91312595
I eat my pizza with a fork and knife.

>>91313626
Did you want an actual picture chumbie? I posted him before

>>91314400
Ye…Is he yellow and black? I think I remember…

>>91314679
Yeah, I remember someone calling him fat. Its true because he is indeed a bit chubby

>>91314824
He’s just like me for real

where is our gura guys

u wanna come over
we can cocomelon and chill

>>91315516
with me

>>91315550
What does cocomelon mean

I want to cocomelon a fembuds le fembussay

Goobnight guys

>>91316086
sleep well chumbie

>>91316086
dino dreams bud

>>91316086
nini

>>91316086
Night Chumbie.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>91316227
I hate the nyamunyamy.

>>91316347
nyo, I'm a big, tough ebi!

>>91316227
God, I love the nyamunyamy.

>>91313869
no u

Goob night.

>>91312631
>>91313229
>>91313513

>>91317464
nighty night buddy

>>91317464
sharkdreams

>>91316347
Oui oui monsieur

I made love to the nyumuamy guy

I tucked the nyumuamy in for the night

>>91318010

>>91318010
congrats faggot

They need to give Gura the Chloe outfit. I finally went back and got a proper screenshot of it.

My rrat: Gura will graduate before fes just to leave those faggot managers holding the bag.

Belly Jelly

It's seem crazy to put all that effort into making the outfits work on each different model only to never use them again.

>>91319233
imagine the mayhem those sugar free gummy bears unleashed upon her digestive tract

>>91319890
Goob night retard

>>91319693
Ide shove my nose in the crack of the door.

>>91319890
Oyasame

>>91319890
sleep tight buddy

>>91319890
Goobnight

It's funny how the ripped stockings activate my neurons way more than just her usual bare legs

>>91319890
Sharkdreams

>>91308093
Mine's supposed to be here tomorrow.

>>91320739
Look at it. The supple blue. The rotund edges. The fat base.

I goomed to Shion again.

>>91321404

>>91321404
cheater

I cheat on Gura everyday

>>91321604
you disgust me

i cheated on gura and watched fauna
and she announced her graduation like 3 days later
let this be a lesson to you

>>91321862
God only gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers

>>91322177
Speaking of god, I've been going down a youtube rabbit hole of this guy talking about cartoons made for jehovah's witness kids, it's fucked up.

>>91322613
Sounds kinda sick, name of channel or link?

>>91322844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lzNdpMrZ1A

>>91322932
Thanks bud

>>91293956
With the colours of the blankets and the way the white pillows are laid out I thought she was inside a mouth when I saw the thumbnail

>>91321404
Acceptable goom.

How long do you wait for your ramen to cool off. I wait 20 minutes

>>91323968
9 seconds.

>>91323968
I'm very impatient so I eat my food immediately

>>91323968
Not long because I like my noods to be slightly hard.

I inhaled some of the noodles and then blew my nose and some noodles came out my nose

>>91324092
I'll give you a slightly hard noodle fembud.

>>91324349
I've had that happen before, not fun. Although I'm not sure it was noodles, but some sort of food. Feels so weird and burns.

>>91324397
I hate it

>>91324352
Hope you have pills hun because I doubt you could even get it half hard.

>>91324349
that happened to me when I ate too much at an all-you-can-eat buffet, I had to vomit, undigested noodles and bamboo sprouts came out of my nose. it wasn't pleasant.

I've never visited your thread before but you guys seem funny..

>>91324563
Thanks, I think. We can be pretty funny at times. Fluctuates wildly between goofy and comfy to nonstop shitposting and seething arguments over pointless stuff.

>>91324349
stfu noodles in nose bud

>>91324653
Happens. Especially when your oshi goes on hiatus for a while, I know the pain all too well.

>>91324683
Be nice to noodlesinthenosebud

>>91324701
>a while
ahaha yeah...

*Chops your dick off*

Love my smelly shark

>>91316227
I will give the nyamunyamy a noogie.

>>91316560
EAT MY SHORTS APOSTATE

>>91324945
Gura NO! I still need that!

>>91319890
Goobnight

Hi

>>91325673
I like that sneaky dino on the left

>laying on your back
>Gura’s snuggled under your arm
>she’s sleeping, hugging your body while you tenderly hold her closer
>middle of winter, heater is set to a toasty 72°F
>she drools into your armpit while you brush her hair with your hand
>you’re surprised with how warm her little body gets
>you kiss her forehead and slowly drift off while holding her

>>91293956
me on the left

>>91293956
Cute pillow fort, my wife is such a child.

i took a red eye flight and now i can finally rest
goobnight
i love gura

>>91326659
Welcome back

What kind of brainworms do you guys have to deal with?

>>91326980
It would be more expedient to ask, what brainworms do we NOT have to deal with?

>>91326980
adhd, doctor put me on clonidine. It's good shit.

>>91326980
Depression, anxiety, panic attacks and nightmares. It's gotten much better since I started taking ssris, took like half a year for them to kick in though.

Can I haz last post pls