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You know, shitposting about porn reviewer iroha makes me want to write a joke blog fic a la Nazi Literature in America where Iroha references imaginary fics and pornos with a plot undergoing.

>>90877337
No, it'll be the wildest sex you'll ever have: Ina is going to absolutely ravage you with her tentacles. Three tentacles drilling your anus, two playing with your nipples, one going deep in your throat and one jacking you off.

>>90885303
both of those things can happen you know?
You plowing a barely moving ina (she ran out of steam in foreplay) and the tentacles tag in

>>90875940
also the first I hear of Regloss and Flowglow having their own headquarters, for some reason

>>90885741
>Ina herself is a dead fish but the tentacles are going fucking wild on you the entire time showing what she really wants to do but lacks the energy to
You may be on to something.

>>90886190
>Doing anal with Ina. Going slow and kinky as you two have a mirror in front of the bed and you are making her watch the process
>Both of you cum.
>As you are basking in the afterglow, something creeps and makes you clench your cheeks
>Ina's unfocused stare is absently looking you trough the mirror and her asshole tightens
>The message is clear
>If you dont start pounding right now, its her turn

>>90884495
I'd read the shit outta that. I love porn reviewer Iroha.

>>90886190
>>90886440
stop triying to play peggle

>>90888814
>Ina using her tentacles to manhandle you and pin you to the bed until you've given her a post workout tongue bath and licked away all the sweat

>>90888814
personally I’d just have her turn herself in an amazon and rape the old fashioned way (but still using tentacles)

>I swear, you're the worst, look at what you're making me wear at my age...

>>90883775
A murderer has kidnapped your wife Shiori! He gives you clues on where she is based on her favorite things and naturally, you get them all right, even the gay retarded details about her 13yo Harry Potter yaoi fanfiction.
In the end, turns out it was Shiori all along playing a prank on you.

>1900 words in a new wip just because i got immensely horny

I don't know if i should link this to the anchor, but writing a fake Iroha porn review was fun

https://rentry.co/wqdggrmi

>>90890388
She hates it. HATES IT.

I would like to very much read that follow up interview.

>>90890388
Dont take this the wrong way but i feel like you got lost in the sauce here.
Like sure, its a "fake porn" review and while it has some imaginative jabs...it lacks absurdity to make it stand out

At least for me the fun is that the actresses are holos in totally stereotypical and/or weirdo shit that Iroha earnestly engages on. Like the OG prompt having this line
>The delivery of "Pizza with sausage AND COCK" was surprisingly effective"
or the follow up being about a specific prompt and mocking it.
Its not bad as a first step, but feel like you went into more of a "angry video game nerd" direction rather than a "reviewerbrah" earnest approach and that dampens the comedy.

Also id say you should up the Holo references. Its funny to stumble and decipher what is what, from a reader's viewpoint i mean

>>90890303
does it feature laplus or is the image for illustrative purposes?

>>90891242
mmmmmyesits short but dunno if it will get finished before the weekend

>>90889453
Amazon Ina is nice but this completely removes the appeal of getting dominated and overpowered by a small, short girl you could otherwise pickup and manhandle effortlessly

>>90891997
laplus will never be sexy

>>90885303
>>90885741
Different chain of thought, but this reminds me of that "Ancient Ones Love (You)" concept where Ina is just their proxy/Player character. With the fact that the tentacles are the second active party being a sign that Ina's not the one into you but the Ancient Ones are.

>>90894173
wrong

>>90894173
>>90894621
>long hair laplus darkness
cute gaki that eats cereal and is your daughter
>short hair laplap darkness
erotic succubus that eats cum and is your wife

>>90894621
Plaplus Sexness

>We want to fuck this womanlet who acts like a 12 year old boy, has no money, lives in trash and laughs like Seth Rogan all of a sudden.

>>90896489
im gonna give her so much of my milk that she's gonna turn into a deadbeat

>Hey Anon, I won two tickets to one of those nerdy anime movies you like. I don't want them to go to waste and it just happens my friends are busy this Friday, so maybe we could go see it together?

>>90897956
Ririka wouldnt call it a "nerdy movie", she'd go
>"Anon-Kun! The re-release of Psycho Trash director's cut is on RIGHT NOW! You are joining me for the couple's discount!"
>you try to no way-fag her but she sticks like a lamprey
>"I saw your lock screen! that's Akabane! I know you like it and im broke after buying the new boxset of Magical Invocation Forces!"

>10

>>90900489
>well Christmas is the season of givin'
>and it's time you give me a good ol' dickin'
>mama wants a lil grandson'
>let it cum, let it cum, let it cum

>>90898558
But maybe she's too embarrassed to say that at first to you? Until she sees your lockscreen that is

>>90896489
wagahai's cervix is made for cock kisses and her ears for love bombing

>>90896489
how about fucking this titcow that acts like a 12 year old boy, has no money (wasted it all on projects and cats), lives in figurines and loves Adam sandler?

>>90903583
Ririka isnt shy at all though.
If anything, you'd be the shy one

>>90896489
always wanted to

This thead is full of demon fuckers!
good

>>90909104
Not me. I fill up God's love- I mean, I'm full of God's love

>>90905812
mama mori desperately trying to convince you to knock up her aging daughter!

>>90906755
If normies are in the vicinity she'll play coy

kranking my cronk to kronk

>>90913922
I need to eat this man-hater out through her swimsuit while she crushes my head with her thighs and yanks at my hair to force me to suck her clit harder.

>>90912365
>I don't know Andora this doesn't sound...right
>Oh don't be such a baby! Do you think I remember the night Calli was conceived?
>Uh-
>Course not! But at least she'll have the benefit of it being with someone she actually likes! and before she turns 30!

>>90916780
this just makes me think about a covenant of holomoms deciding you are the only person who can save their daughters from a live full of cats and wine

>>90917276
>Assigned to wrangle the Holomoms through their tour of the office
>It's fine for the most part, until they randomly decide they want to go out for something to eat and demand you show them a good place.
>After finding somewehre to go, the 7 women trap you in a booth and tell you the real reason they came
>It was a recon mission, finding a suitable guy to turn them all into grandmothers
>and you're the best candidate

>>90918159
>"Are you seriously asking me to commit multiple levels of adultery?"
>"It would make my cute bibs so happy though!"
>"Please kid, Calli already has two cats!"
>"And Pekochan's Monkey got a new sweater-peko"
>"I just want grandchildren! Nerissa can give you at least 4"
>"We need hands at the farm"
>jeez
>You look at the indo moms
>"Greencard?
>"Oh yeah"
>"I just want Kobo out of my house kid"

>>90918403
>"We need hands at the farm"
Man, 'My mom lives on a farm in Hungary' sounds like some shit I'd make up when I was 8 but Mamatori seems to be such a bizarre woman

>>90919454
that's not even the most surprising part.
her being an avid starcraft player and the whole reason Kiara ever got into anime is what trips you

>>90918159
>>90918403
>Forgetting Matsurimama
Shameful.
Add Marine's dad in there for a laugh

>>90920385
>spoiler
that's the neat part. This whole concept is a series of smut chapters where you get it with the daughters and then in the middle there's Extra chapters where all the fathers form a PMC to hunt you down
>Ravencroft sits on the bench, back turned against another man
>"Never thought id see your ugly mug again, kangaroo fuck"
>The man chuckles
>"You yanks...always salty when someone is better than you huh?"
>silence
>"We can discuss this shit later"
>"Agree"
>They both stand up and shake hands
>"Lets kill that mofo"

>>90920587
OOC for Nerissa's dad, watch streams.

>>90921031
no shit retard, half of these women dont actually act like the prompt
Its called fanfiction, ever heard of it?

>>90920385
She's apparently as menhera as Matsuri so she couldn't be trusted to be in a plan of this magnitude

>>90891086
I was gonna actually include more chuuba mentions, Marine being the artist and stuff like that, but I'm a crybaby and didn't want to make it seem like I was trying to actually imply anything negative about them. The Towa mention was originally gonna be Fubuki but her voicing an eroge is an unintentional IYKYK and again I didn't want to make it seem like I was purposefully alluding to anything.

If I ever do more of this I'll for sure take that and the other things you mentioned into account.

>>90922522
i think that as long as you go "stupid" with it and the parody is funny enough no one is gonna raise a stink

>>90925452
Cute reapy

Found out one of the biggest pests in rural Australia are fucking camels. So much so that they do culls every couple years just to keep the population from exploding and ruining the ecosystem and infrastructure more than they already do.

Which gave me an idea where Bae is conscripted into assisting one and a has a Spec Ops: The Line esque mental breakdown while killing camels

>>90927319
This but it's revealed to Bae Ender's Game stylet hat all the idol training she was doing was in service to the Eternal Camel War.

>>90927627
>Bae does an awkward dance during a performance
>everyone makes fun of her for it
>Somewhere deep in the Outback, a Boston Dynamics robot is doing the same thing only it's slaughtering a herd of camels in the process
K-kino?

>>90927319
They cull roos too

>>90927627
Or it's like Code Geass and the super serious Eternal Camel War plot is constantly disrupted by silly idol nonsense

>>90927319
This but she gets FUCKED by q camel

>>90891997
Finally a fic about sexing this semen demon

>>90921089
You must write terrible stories.

>>89794606
"Age of consent laws are an infringement of individual liberty!"

Come on anon, live. Or don't You can do either I guess, I can't control you or anything. But I mean, I would appreciate it if you did live, so come on anon you have your fics to write, even if you're feeling down I know you can do it, I believe in you.

I'm no longer asking

>>90889453
>>90893792

>>90938516
Very huggable Shiori

>>90894621
I'd kneel at her command and eat her out

>>90938516
invstigating aliens, spirits, demons, angels and metahumans with your completely normal human pal shiori

>>90940779
Lap tightly clenching her thighs around your head as she games for hours straight, leaving you to kneel under her desk, at her feet the entire time

Wake up anon!!!!

writing Gura spanking, had her attempt to bite (you)r hand when you're patting her head, legitimately got mad at her. is this good

>>90943275
What happens if I stay asleep?

>>90913041
That's what I was trying to get at, either she thinks you're a normie, or you're both surrounded by normie classmates/coworkers and she has to keep her power level on the down low.

>>90883775
You muster up the courage to ask your pretty but reserved co-worker on a date and this is what she shows up wearing

>>90944681
Actual biting, playful biting or biting to bait you into spanking her harder?

>>90941928
and the true twistshe's actually normal

>>90944710
She'll keep sitting on your stomach, singing loudly and more annoyingly the longer you take

>>90945012
Actual biting with maybe subconsciously trying to bait. Like the way an ambush predator lunges at prey. She has sharp obligate carnivore teeth so it's dangerous too.

>>90942606
not even a footfag but
>Laplus steps on you because wagahai yadda yadda and she won a round
>neurons firing like an atomic collider, instant raging erection
>She doesnt notice and keeps her act
>visibly vibrating, salivating on the floor
>she finally notices, creeped out/scaroused
>one reluctant steppie
>you lean into it
>increasingly worried laplus noises as she gives you a very reluctant footjob that ends with her borderline criying when you nut all over her socks

dozo

>>90947699
That's when you get angry. She gets the gag, her hands tied, and her shark butt gets turned bright red until you're satisfied no matter how much she cries

>>90883775
A cheesy Hallmark Christmas movie but with a chuuba

>>90949672
>chuuba is a hard working salary woman who is making it in the big leagues, she never had time for romance or christmas
>business trip requires her to go to small town
>meet anon, the local lumberjack but also runs a small charcuterie catering business
>Never had time for christmas??? No wayyyy we love christmas here.
>Chuuba is slowly worn down and her heart and clit grow three sizes that day

>>90950641
>spoiler
Sorry but these are wholesome stories. Best I can do is a chaste kiss.

>>90952702
Well you don't have to show it. I just needed to emphasize what else is going down.

>>90940779
God Kuuko's so hot

You don't need sex in your rxxw

>>90883775
Licking Biboo's chest gem

>>90947714
>>90883775
Laplus accidentally gives her little brother a footjob

>>90957970
"accidentally"
She knows what she's doing

I love this creature the my wife

>>90961409
Anon your Mio looks like she got left out in the sun a little too long

>>90961546
Defective clones are always cheaper anon.

>>90963637
>We regret to inform you that your commissioned 'Ookami Mio' clone with the optional 10+ years of aging and additional 20 pounds centralized around her legs and ass suffered an error in it's creation as the result of a premature release from it's gestation pod. We will be issuing a full refund regardless, but we are enquiring as to if you would still like it to be shipped to your location.
>Respond to this email with your answer or simply wait 7 days for an automatic 'NO'

shamelessly stolen from global

>>90967518
>Not two-hat Samantha
Weak.

>>90967518
This feels weirdly in between intentionally bad localization and actual bad localizing.
Though in terms of highlights
>Ame
Emily (Emilia) Moriarty is still one of those gags I'm sad was never used Ina fic before she graduated.
>Mumei
I think this is from the original 4kids post so it's still weirdly pseudo earnest about being a localized name.
>Bijou
God it's weird that the K part of her name would be the first name in this case.
>Nerissa
I don't get where this comes from, then again Nerissa isn't a direct name pun so that's probably where the uncanniness is coming from.
>Shiori
This is just a good localized name that also introduces a name pun.
>Gigi
This name feels weird in how if the order where reversed and Gigi was the localized name it would also be appropriate in a 'localizers find a way to keep a foreign nickname in' kind of way.

>>90969313
I think Nerissa's is just going off of how she's a raven and a songstress demon.

I also can't tell if Lizzy Blade is intentionally bad or not. Though again, Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame would not need localization.

>>90967518
4kids dub my beloved

How do I tell my lab supervisor (in a nice way) that exposed cleavage and midriff isn't proper utilization of PPE?

How about a zany fic where you are in charge of wrangling all the members of your PMC and triying to keep them in check.
Of course it would be SO MUCH EASIER if you were dealing with idols, but this is what you get for liying on the job interview

>>90972264
Ask her if she really got her doctorate

>>90974706
Anon, it's framed on the wall. Above the nightstand that holds all her experimental bedtime mixtures.

>>90974706
She's a Kemono, she got her doctorate the proper way. On all fours, with all the professors at the same time.

>>90972264
>>90974706
let's see Anon Allen's educational history
https://files.catbox.moe/5mpy4f.jpg

>>90975388
Then she better stop messing around and put on the damn goggles

>>90966438
Who would ever say no when you got a full refund anyway? Take her in, then re-order the MILF clone with the refund money. Clone oyakodon.

>"Whatcha lookin' at, Anon?"

>>90967518
These names are good though.
>>90971936
These are alright but the other one is better.
Is it just because I'm American?

>>90975388
Why does her medical degree have someone else's name on it?

>>90987075
Alina is her middle name, and her real last name is Hakui-Căpățână. She chose to attend the Polytechnic University of Bucharest for it's amazing medical departments.

>>90986242
I want to put a baby in the zoomer.

>>90990597
>Putting a baby in the baby
B-B-B-BASED!?

>>90970079
>Liz
I think that's more of a 4kids-lolcalization reference rather than a direct localization gag since 4kids was kind of really arbitrary about what they localized other than vaguely being kid friendly.

>>90883775
You are a cop responding to yet another domestic disturbance call at the Ouro-Ceres household

https://vocaroo.com/1asPPxrpzXT7

>>90994687
Audio Description: Kronii strikes back and beats up Fauna's disgusting Kirin penis.

I am back with my fuck nugget fic!

Took me a while but I did it. Looking for feedback for the final draft before I actually place it in the archives. Especially in prose and pacing. Thanks

https://rentry.co/handsoffinvestigationdraft2