/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>90902547
SNIFFFFF

elfgoob

Gura is is cute and my daughterwife. This is the only truth in this world.

Day 65! Give it up for day 65!

>>90902881
>*Le touché*

>>90902938
Chat I'm getting tired.

>>90903054
mucho sexo indeed

>Intergalactic planetary - planetary intergalactic
>Intergalactic planetary - planetary intergalactic

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Soon my work will be complete! Soon the world will BURN in nuclear fire!

>entire fandom is on fire and worried
>should I do literally anything?
>nah
I just don't feel very respected by Gura, as her fan. I know it's probably a thing a million schizos have said but...it's fucking true. Like come on.

kawaii to omoshiroi

>>90904594
She did do something yesterday, fake fan.

>>90904315
May there be mercy on man and machine for their sins

>>90904594
She retweeted art of Fauna, that's technically doing something. But I agree

I cant wait for no more fauna posters after her graduation

>>90905291
Obvious bait is obvious hurrr

>>90905291
They make Fauna posters??

I only have regrets from any gacha I've ever played. There's no way I'll get baited by girl's frontline 2

>>90905558
you don't have to spend money to play it, if you don't get the girls you want then tough luck.
i played a whole lot of ZZZ and then stopped after getting to the grindy spot, never spent a dime for stuff even if it would have made it easier.

>>90905558
I'm going to give it a go, I'm probably not going to spend any money though. I just want to look at sexy anime ladies

>>90905291
Seethe, "chumbie"

Sex with a fembud.

>>90905845

>Hail Fauna, full of green
>Yagoo forsaketh thee
>Blessed art thou amongst kirin
>And blessed is the fruit of thy milkers, Jes/uuu/s
>Man I Love Fauna, mother of saplings
>Do ASMR for us squeebers, that's all we will ever be
>uuu
>men

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>90905941

>This radio silence is gonna continue until Holofes which tends to be in fucking March

Chat Idk how much more of this I can take

>>90905951
*squeeeeeb*

Hopefully Blackrock tells Gura to start streaming or GTFO. It's beyond time to trim the dead weight.

>>90905769
waoh did u get that armpit girl?

>>90904594
>I just don't feel very respected by Gura, as her fan.
Then tell her that

>>90906109
This would be better for us anon. Either she
>Forced to streams
Or
>leaves Hololive
I see two victories

>>90905976
>*Lo touchõ*

>>90905769
>you don't have to spend money to play it
retard, you never have to spend money to play it. you always have to spend a lot of time, though, and you have to spend money if you want to play it and have it be fun and you have to spend even more money if you want to play it like a contrarian using only the girls you like instead of whatever the meta is

I hunger for battle!

Gura dogged status?

>>90906059
There's no way she doesn't do at least one last collab with Fauna before she graduates.

>>90906660
Dogfuckbud…

Mmmmm, mint chip and chocolate ice cream... sharing Gura's mint chip and chocolate ice cream...

>>90906660
double

>>90906529
i was conditioned by GFL from 2016-19 and all you're saying is retarded, also you're talking like a brain fried, high time preference zoomer.

>>90906660
overwhelmed

>>90906964
>overwhelmed
Now post the clip!

>>90906903
>aaaaa nooooooooo you expect me to actually play the video game
Are you a /v/ refugee or something

>>90906660
I noticed the artists she unfollowed all posted pics of their dogs. I think she was getting too horny looking at them.

When is it supposed to stop hurting?

>>90907102
what the fuck are you even talking about, you're actually retarded

>>90906903
all i remember from gfl is the girls being cute and the story being a confused mess. i regreted playing it in the end.

>>90905845
cringe i won

>>90907140
I'm starting to think she genuinely is into it. I heard something about her acting horny towards a horse in Minecraft too?

>>90907206
honestly i had to watch videos about the lore to understand it while i also instead of reading the text lines before and after a mission combat.
i was focused mainly in solving puzzles and making my girls stronger enough to keep moving forward.
that was fun for me in the old GFL days.

Whats with all the bestialitybuds? You guys hate bushipucci but like that stuff?

>>90907468
it's the way around, bushipucci posters are bestialitybuds.

https://x.com/_omocat/status/1864414376842744224
Ina
https://x.com/_omocat/status/1864051990956777795
Kiara
https://x.com/_omocat/status/1863689600755175672
Mori

She likely turned down every offer on merchandising.

>>90907608
Why is the omocat stuff so girly. I couldn't wear most of their stuff without looking like a fruity boy

>>90907608
retardchama each one was announced a day apart, I wonder who is gonna be shown off tomorrow???

>>90907608
she just doesn't need the money and shilling merch gives her the yuck, understandable.

>>90907221
>cringe I won

>>90907206
I liked Squad 404 a lot and preferred their storyline, but the game grew more unstable with each patch so I finally quit. Maybe I could have tried to get it working on PC. But one of the other problems with games like that I have is that it starts out fun but later ends up needing meta teams and copying the exact moves from guides in order to clear new content.

>I say boom boom boom now let me hear you say way hoh
>Way hoh!

>>90907468
For me, I just want to see Gura and Kanata give a double blowjob to a dog.

>>90907822
this sums it up pretty well, i hope i can have a few months of fun with the new game just like i had with the other one for old time's sake.

>Biboo is gonna meet Gura in Japan
How does it make you feel?

>>90907300
Something like that, she said "he's cute, he's coming home with me" about a horse.

>>90908126
I don't care about Bijou.

>>90908126
I hope they get along

i need a chuumbud to larp as gura
gura, apparently you have to sponsor fate grand order
with the stipulation that you also must have read up on the lore and the story beforehand
GO

>>90908126
i'm gonna impregnate them both, two cunnies one nut.

>>90908126
i hope biboo convinces gura to stream

>>90908216

>>90907468
I just think Gura would be happy if her doberhusky held her down and bred her cunny while she bit her pillow.

>>90907468
mental illness

>>90908384
take your bestiality fantasies back to discord

>>90908470
I only come here because nowhere else allows any hornyposting at all.

>>90908615
I can see how that can be tough chumbie

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUUUREAT
AGAIN!

>>90908689
Yis

>>90908615
>tfw I used to efuck with a Korean girl who would cosplay as Gura often
>she was obsessed with dogged fantasies
>would send me personal cosplay pics and nudes, and verified it was actually her
>lost contact nearly 2 years ago now
I feel so miserable remembering what I lost now...

>>90908818
she looks guuuureat with that red hat

>>90908872
This is why you make sure you have online friends added on multiple different sites/accounts chumbie
Do you have any means of finding her again? She sounds like a keeper

>>90904101
I jerked off to this stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwrIpP6js2M

Gura should sing this on her solo

>>90908872
She must've finally gotten a dog.

>>90909083
imagine her shaking her tiny little hips to that... T o T
also peak short form anime

>>90908898
Sex with cute girls in MAGA hats

>>90905951
Gura should sing this, it fits her voice

>>90909047
Unfortunately didn't have the means at the time. She seemed to come from a pretty sheltered background and was pretty new to everything we did, but decided to start experimenting since she was living on her own. Getting personal Gura cosplay nudes from a 10/10 cute Korean girl was a peak era of life though, so I'm glad I at least got to experience it.
>>90909119
Honestly, could be the case. She was really fixated on it and was living alone like I mentioned above. Horribly sad that it ended, but still happy that it happened.

>>90908126
timestamp?

Ugh, fuck man. My bottom eyelid has been twitching for 2 hours now. This shit is annoying.

>>90907768

>>90909727
Are you me chumbie?

>>90909635
Tablebud my beloved

>>90909717
Biboo is in Japan right now, more likely to meet up during rehearsals for holofes

>>90909727
i've never experienced that, is it as annoying as having to clear your throat every 10 minutes?
that rough clearing throat sound so often makes me self conscious about being one of those guys with lots of "dad noises" i'm almost 30

>>90910038
It’s not as annoying as hiccups are

>>90909051
Swimsuit Gura is too erotic

>>90910200
not as erotic as you chumbie

This really feels like a T69 Collapse type of moment if you know what I mean

What is the lewdest Gura gif/webm?

>>90910861

>>90910861
Clips of our sextape.

>>90910861

>>90910861
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/119449082

>>90910627
whats that?

>>90910861

>>90911164
kill yourself

>>90909997
That doesn't mean they'll meet. They don't even perform on the same day.

Gura HATES Biboo.

Gura is is ugly and a VTuber I watch. This is the only truth in this world.

>>90911489
girls love cute-ugly stuff, so you're a fembud
i will marry you now.

Fembuds are a myth.

>>90911653
lies

Gura is a myth.

Gura is in myth.

Imagine gura surrounded by feet

Gura is very unlikely to be part of the 2026 concert which means that, like Fauna before the 2024 fes, she has no reason to go to Japan with the other girls to record. She probably saw Biboo for the last time a while ago already.

I don’t know where you fans are coming from. Biboo never once mentioned Gura in her stream

>>90912938
I'm impressed chumbie. You are already thinking in 2026

Feet are a myth

>>90913043
What I don’t understand is why they want us to hate biboo so much. Like who cares

>>90913145
For more catalog ammo. That is why they falseflag and cap their own posts sometimes if its slow.

gura is

>>90909286
Hard agree, I would melt
>>90909333
How did you fall out of contact, chumbie? Lost account or something like that?
Forgive me for saying, but I hope either you manage to find her again and wife her this time, or, if you no longer intend to pursue her, then I hope she manages to find a good husband of her own... 10/10 fantasy material like what you described deserves to be cherished and wifed, not tainted by going down the dark path of actual knotting... human women are for human men, it's not right that we should be cucked by dogs

>>90913231
a little bit diddy. just a little though

>>90913231
My wife.

>>90913231
Lazy and a liar who doesn't give a fuck about her fans

>>90909333
Do you still have the pics she sent you

>>90909765
Oh nyo... chumbie please unhang yourself... I didn't mean it

Baguuuraette squeebsqueebsqueeb

>>90913826
Hon hon squeeb squeeb!

>>90913745
what's done it's done, now you gotta live with it.

>>90913877
Anons want to fuck this.

>>90913877
Absolutely unequivocally would

>>90913877
i've jerked off to this at least a dozen times

>>90913877
i would eat this.

>>90913281
Lost account and various other circumstances on both sides irl that likely contributed to it, though I wasn't aware of the connection at the time. We were on good terms though, so possibly some shame on her end played a role as well. The chances of finding her again are almost zero, but it never hurts to poke around where we were every once in a while just to see.
>>90913557
On my computer, unfortunately no. My hard drive bricked at some point after that, and my last backup was from before we started talking. Maybe have them on my old phone though. Should probably take a look when I have free time. There were a lot of face pictures and pictures of her cosplaying as other girls like Megumin, Kurisu, a succubus, and a few other Holos I'm blurry on the details of. Wanna say it was Towa and Koyori, and I managed to get her to buy a Kanata cosplay to wear for me as well. Kanata is my oshi, but I like hanging out here because you guys are chill and fun to post with.

>>90913931
>>90913964
Chumbies...

what if fauna or gura is graduating because she can't hold herself back anymore and she has to stream on fansly

talk about retarded rrats

>>90914192
This is the dream

>>90914243
Gura is pregnant.

>>90914319
with me!!

>>90914360
There are fetuses posting here?

>>90914243
Gura will be back to normal next time she streams and this time, it will be real.

>>90914427
telekinesis, gugu gaga

>>90914503
ToT

Gura likes loli feet

>>90914795
She's just like me...

>>90914795
Gross

>>90915016
La+ is cute

This is now the gura feet thread

>>90914192
I just hope she gets a bit sluttier. It seems like Cover is always holding her back like they did with her anime

I'm eating microwave popcorn and drinking beer

>>90915470
hi Gura

>>90915486
Hello I'm gura, expect fansly stream in two weeks

I'm still thinking about the time when she said that she felt defeated because of management right before Ame's announcement, I guess she knew about Fauna then already. That's probably when she decided she's gonna quit for sure. Starting to think that her not showing up in recent promotional stuffs and merch is because Cover is slowly pacing her out so that the shock will be less severe when she finally announces it.
What a shitshow.

Project Wingman was fun, I hope Gura does an immersive stream of Mechwarrior 5 Clans. She can just do EZ modo.

Ummm sir, this is a Wendy’s

>>90915663
thats a bot, a couple threads ago some chums mentioned "defeated" "management" "projects" because of a members stream so the bot is using those prompts to create whatever shitpost that is.

Friendly reminder that your oshi is a faggot

>>90915663
I want wendys

>>90915993
Yeah my faggot.

>>90915968
Fuck you I'm not a bot.
And you know I'm right. Why else did she get removed from eurobeat album at the last second?

>>90916007
I always get the chicken sandwich. Sometimes spicy.

Does anyone have the titty city soundpost?

>Hypes up 2025
>Hololive only grows stronger <3
>ends up losing the only 2 people she talks to
Wdsmbt?

>>90916007
Now you tell me what you get mister

>>90916062
not a bot, huh? let's fix that...

https://poal.me/uh6gw9

>>90916320
Affiliation announcement next month. She, Ame, Fauna, Doki and Mint are gonna make their own corpo.

>>90916062
just what a bot would say

>>90916295

Chumbie never told me what he gets at Wendy’s

Stop eating fast food slop, it's bad for you.

>>90916826
this

>>90916487
I appreciate you thank you.

>>90916740
Sorry chumbie. I already ate. I'll get wendys tomorrow

I am making rice and over easy eggs. I wish a single portion for me fit in my tiny gura bowl. I need to fill it like 6 times.

goobnight
i love gura

>>90916826
If it's good enough for gooba it's good enough for me. I now also live on old candy and undercooked chicken.

>>90913858
La buuusé

>>90913857
I call upon my necromantic powers to restore you to life...

>>90914088
Sounds like she was a wonderful girl, heiminbud. I hope she isn't too ashamed, and that you manage to recover the pictures she made for you.

For Kirin and Cuuunny!

Goob night

>>90918805
Sleep well chumbie

is it finally over? gura will stream again soon?

You know what, I'll get spicy chicken tomorrow

>>90919504
I think so.

>>90919504

>>90916440
>Gura, Ame, Fauna, Doki and Mint
What about the Moom

>>90905411
View of a Healthcare CEO.

>>90921095
>>doki, mint
what the fuck are you talking about

>>90921297
What do you mean what am *I* talking about? That other anon proposed Doki and Mint, I'm just asking about Moom

>>90921203
lel alright chumbie you funny fucker

>>90921384
i like moom, keep the whores away

>>90921396
I dun geddit

>>90921203
I laughed

>>90921459
nta, but the CEO of UnitedHealthcare got shot, I'm gonna assume the shooter got their treatment denied one too many times

>>90921451
I know nothing about Doki other than she's IRL friends with Moom and have heard from saplings that Mint is similar to Fauna, would they really not be good exHolo nucorpo genmates/collab partners?

>>90921560

>>90921859
>claiming "le olde lore" "le sekret knowledge of chuuubas previous interactions and so on.

>>90921963
i am too drunk for this shit, please let me diddle a child, it would be more rewarding than dealing with this shit.
>hurr i know dis and dat [meaningless] regarding meaningless [dis and that]
forgive me being drunk but this shit is so meaningless it got me replying.

>>90921963

>>90922129
That's not a child drunkbud...

>>90922284
Oyasame

>>90922284
Goobnight

>>90922284
Sleep tight buddy

>>90901513
>>90449339
>>89064819
>>85646751
>>85645520


So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus
Borderline personality disorder
Mythomania
Lead poisoning
Crohn's disease
Arthritis
Light sensitivity
ALS
Sociopathy
Halitosis
Anemic

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

Pathetic

There is no way she's ever coming back from this, it would be way to awkward for her to come back and just "heeeeey what's up guys, tihihi". So cover will just announce that she is already graduated and not coming back, not even for a graduation stream

>>90922986
Yep, they're just waiting for stuff like fes and EN concert to finish while why stalls time not streaming

>>90922986
I think its fine. Ame and Fauna will be on the other side for her.

>>90922284
Sharkdreams

>>90922986
>There is no way she's ever coming back from this, it would be way to awkward for her to come back and just "heeeeey what's up guys, tihihi"
Why? She's done it before.

JeetBot hours are so gay, I tell ya hwat

>>90923207
this, she hasn't broken her old record yet!

>>90923207
1) She's closing up on her record
2) Exactly, she's done it before so ofcourse it gets more and more awkward after every time, 1 time is understandable, 2-3 times is forgivable, but now she's done it so many times that even her most dedicated chumbud is starting to losing any goodwill. So ofcourse it is more awkward for her to come back this time than the first one, are you retarded or something?

I want to catch and cook an alien

For me its Gurame

What are the odds that Gura returns and plays more New Vegas?

>>90923508
>new vegas
meh, any better games she could stream?

If she ever makes a comeback and stops ghosting us, her first stream would be only for members. Guaranteed.

>>90923553
I hope that she only does members streams for 2 weeks straight. I can already see the greys seething

>>90923436
She doesn't have Ame to help her make it easier anymore either. Hope Kronii has time for her.

>>90923508
the same as any other unfinished game

>>90923436
>She's closing up on her record
She doesn't give a shit about any record.
>Exactly, she's done it before so ofcourse it gets more and more awkward after every time
Even if she were to not stream for a year with no explanation, she'd act just as nonchalant about it as she always does.
>now she's done it so many times that even her most dedicated chumbud is starting to losing any goodwill
No one ever bothers to criticize her when get gets back, no matter how many times she goes away, or for how long, so it doesn't matter.

>>90923535
>New Vegas
>Better game.
She can't play something that doesn't exist chumbie.

>>90923714
I'd rather criticize management at this point

>>90923582
same desu

>>90923508
Maybe if you pester her enough. Just stop recommending her to finishing DMC 4 already. She's clearly not interested in that game so it's a waste of a recommendation.

>>90923749
You can and should criticize both.

Oh Lord, the great collapse
Won't be our end
When the world falls into the flames
We will rise again~
We will rise again~

>>90923718
I like replaying new vegas every couple of years but I don't know if new vegas will be good for a comeback stream

>>90923802
shut up gura

>>90923795
In this case its more efficient to obliterate her manager instead of complaining at an autistic girl

>>90923842
You don't have the means to obliterate any managers but you can criticize the person in question so you might as well do that. You can also maybe ask her to voice her negative experiences with management.

>>90923922
You are like those annoying customers at work that comes in to yell at me instead of asking for the manager.

>>90923969
Her position isn't really comparable to a retail worker and I already said that you should criticize her and the manager.

>>90924041
Every public facing job I took felt just like retail. Annoying fucks that made me hate humanity more and more. Its all the same

I hunger

Graduation Soon!!

New Deadly Virus in Africa, soon gura will be streaming regularly again!

hello I love gura

>>90924608
no you dont

>>90924647
yes I do

>>90924599
Whats with africa and them inventing so many deadly stuff

>>90924674
prove it, cum on your gura nendoroid

>>90924713
I will not.

>>90924678
Poor living conditions = bad immune systems = constantly mutating viruses infect them easier
At least that's the unnuanced and incredibly basic partial answer to it.

>>90924775
faggot.

>>90923802
Based

>>90923444
What kind of xenos did you have in mind

>>90923824
you leave Gura alone!

>>90924401

>>90924678
oh boy, I bet the europoors will import some of them and spread it all over!

>>90925248

AIEEEEEEEE TASKUTE!!!!!!!!!

>>90925401
>October 12th 2024
i think you need to update that

>>90925460
eurobud...

>>90925460
MM/DD/YYYY is so retarded

>>90925401
real?? chumpedo can finally neck??

Another day of drawing boxes. I can't tell if I'm getting better or not

>>90902488
why even save this artwork with that god damn awful watermark.

>>90925770
show us your boxes bud, ignore the haters, buds will judge fairly.

>>90925850
I'm not proud of them yet. I'm scared

>>90925529
>Noooooooo not a customary dating convention!
>LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYTHING must be RATIONALLY SYSTEMATICALLY ORDERED because... just because okay!
Now redditpost about how you'd let the metric system fuck your girlfriend because it's "intuitive" (lol)

Imagine bullying this creature

Another thing I realized is that NotGura follows Ame’s new papa and model designer and with both of em following back. Interesting finds

>>90926483
I must smell

>>90926597
Gura will redebut under the name Gooby3d so that they can be doob and goob.

>>90926247
Wtf, no wonder when I go for my 5 mile morning ruck its 10,000 steps.

>>90926860
Whoops meant 10 miles (5 back and forth)

>>90926860
Verily, much intuitive human wisdom has been lost to the Enlightenment's unrelenting drive to reformat society and humanity itself according to a purely reason-based ideological scheme in a misguided attempt to satisfy the screeching of autistic god-complex ivory tower midwits

>metric vs. imperial

>Owl tweeted yesterday
Will Gooba be lurking in chat for Moom's Christmas karaoke

wife's wife

>>90927967
rape

Which christmas calendar day will be Gura's?

Will she make an appearance before fes

>>90929438
Anniversary stream doko…

>>90929460
Reminder that she said that she will celebrate her anniversary when she feels "a bit better". She then felt good enough to stream 6 hours in 2 days (collabs with Ame) but then completely disappeared. Should I really believe she still does not feel "a bit better" after almost 2 months now?

>>90928877
She skipped it last year. Might do the same this year.

If you wanna know what her next appearance is, check the promo image for shion's birthday live

>>90929784
There's a good amount of fans that actually think she's still sick. It's honestly really irresponsible of her to do this. At least you could reassure them that you're healthy now.

Maybe Gura wanted to graduate but cover pull out this Disney princess card. Gura always wanted to be a Disney princess....

goob morning!

Gura needed to amputate her dick for medical reasons and afterwards she fell into a deep depression because she misses her hourly wank so much, poor girl

It would not surprise me in the slightest if Gura lost all her life savings buying the "Hawk Tua" coin or any other cryptoscam, Gura must have lost billions of dollars constantly getting scammed, she really seems like the type that would fall for a pump and dump scheme

>>90930070
gura is not in the live, the gao pose is korone

>>90931185
Goob nite

oh shit, what will happen to gura's coverage?

So Suisei got to work with Disney before Gura.

But that opens a door for Gura's dream.

>>90933736
Too late

https://x.com/lucasycr18/status/1864583768339554306

>>90933736
Gura is too much of a whore to ever be allowed to work with disney

>>90934243
Stop calling her a whore, you stupid mean dummy.

goob morning
i love gura

>>90934308
Tell her to stop being one then?