/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Immy kinda cute
Immy kinda wife
Immy kinda looks
Like the love of my life!

I am trash. The only thing I am good for is to be pressed under Madam Shibi’s heel. Madam Shibi is the best mistress I could ever ask for. I hereby pledge to serve her every whim for the rest of my life. I love Madam Shibi!

good morning, i love my beautiful wife

immynent

When will Mercy give her fans some breadcrumbs? Everyone else is eating feasts

Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!

icey members is live

>>90876448
Don't shitpost with my friends wifes name

>>90876448
Probably never. She self sabotages pretty fucking hard.

I love my Strontistic wife and daughters!

Icey audio
Asking a Brat to Peg You [Femdom] [Dirty Talk] [Brat] [Pegging] [Spanking]
https://www.patreon.com/posts/117167924

i want the one i can't have
and it's driving me mad

>>90877029
do girls get off on pegging?

>>90877282
GET HAPPY
GET HAPPY
GET HAPPY

>>90877315
arent there some strapons that have a dildo part for the girl? that or maybe the vibrating ones stimulate them

>>90877315
Those that do are very strongly turned on

>>90877343
I will tonight

Can't wait for my good, obedient, little sister to take care of my aching cock tonight

HATE RITUAL POSTS!!!

>>90876448
Mercy hasn't actually given the snippets any food since....the cat ASMR stream and that was snapped out of existence.

>>90877425
some of the dildos can be dual sided so she's fucking herself as she fucks the guy.

>>90877425
Isnt that the point of strap-ons? They dont gain anything from humping

>>90877860
that's kind of hot

>>90877447

>>90877809
im so hungry bros..

>>90878033
>filename

>>90877809
If any senpai saved the VOD and can maro it to Mercy she might post it to fansly. In a previous stream it sounded like she wasn't planning on doing lewd steams anytime soon, she wanted to play eroge

need cyborg girl with detachable limbs for gen 2

>>90878275
I'm gonna shit your pants when I tell you about cybertits

>>90878260
>maro it to Mercy
kek

>>90878260
anon... he's talking about literally feeding not whatever the fuck it is you're talking about

Icey peg hugs.
Icey peg kisses.
Icey peg seggs.
Icey peg Love.

So did the anon finish writing smut yesterday for Immy?
I had a family emergency so I didn't follow up and didn't record the audio I said I would, but the plan is to finish up today and send it in before fansly

>>90878843
What kind of audio is it?

>>90878689
There something different about this ritualpost

>>90878879
Just a general dommy semi-ramble audio. I don't have a script, just a list of talking points and beats I want to hit. Things like forcing her to present her hands when I tie her up, slapping her if she misbehaves, talking that I like non permanent marks (neck bruises) because I can reapply them over and over again.
The latter portion is more positive, with things like buying her scarves so she can hide the choke marks or cleaning her up when she is too exhausted to move after I had my way with her

>>90879154
Good on you for doing something like that, I'd be too shy. I know she'll love it

>>90879542
I am shy as fuck too, but I do it for her. If she likes it, her day is better. If she doesn't she can just turn it off.

>>90879081
nah

good afternoon everyone, nice to see i get to cum to immy tonight. also im glad i can finally say that if i miss it live that i wont feel bad anymore remember to get up, stretch, and drink some water

https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1864381623485255994

>>90880152

>>90880063
Good afternoon

>>90880203
>deep voice
I prefer her deep voice, but imagine this
She streams tonight, and accidentally uses her deep voice while cumming and profusely apologizing and begging for forgiveness because she couldn't maintain her Immy voice while cumming

>>90880203
Which one do the pinpals want? I'm assuming the first one but yesterday some of you were getting exciting about her calling you daddy.

>>90880365
all I can say is whatever wins will not be the correct choice

>>90880203
Going for the second one, sounds hot.

>>90880203
Is she gonna upload it right now after the poll?

>>90880409
Right now it looks like number 1 is winning
>>90880365
I will get off to all three of them

>>90880203
Poll ended
1 at 50%
2 at 32%
3 at 18%

1 won but none of the choices were bad. I'm gonna jerk it to all of them anyway

https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1864387181944479902

I love you Immy

>>90880365
i would have voted for 3, sniffing is basically the only asmr trigger that does anything for me

>>90881179
Very good immy

>play exploration game with amazing visuals and environments
>speedrun from point a to b as linearly as humanely possible without stopping to look at the scenery even once
is this autism?

>>90881829
if it was about the journey she'd play Journey

Poor Shibi. I didn't believe in witchcraft or curses but we're running out of explanations at this point

>>90881829
No, it's just a sign of a bad videogame. If the player doesn't feel rewarded by exploring they're just not gonna do it regardless of how amazing or beautiful the environments are.

>>90882511
idk about that, like halo 2 for instance had a ton of easter eggs hidden around that provided no real benefit to finding, it was just fun to explore and collect them all

>>90881179
https://files.catbox.moe/z532fy.mp4

oh gosh my willy's stiff again

https://x.com/ImmyBisouNSFW/status/1864403406728601744

>>90884374
she's so cute when she's horny

>>90884374
Birth control was holding her back, I'm glad my sister finally wised up.

>>90884374
Immy I just came to you're audio... I'm gonna need to jerk off again now

I'm getting worked up. She better be prepared to take responsibility

>>90884697
>to you're audio

>>90884932
he's clearly in the throes of passion, cut him some slack

>>90884932
I'm uhh I'm not thinking too clearly righ tnow

>>90884932

>>90881179
W H E W

I don't want VAllure to end

Throne update:
Madam Shibi added a an AVerMedia GC551G2 capture card crowdfund

>>90886868
i know all good things come to an end but this talk came when im in a horrid mood

>>90886868
>>90886947
just enjoy the ride

I don't listen to Mummeh often, why does she want VAllure to end?

>>90886868
>>90886947
I think we’ve got a good long future in front of us bros, don’t worry

>>90887011
it was more on the note of it's going to end at some point

>>90886868
I just got up. Did Mummeh say something or am I just getting baited?

>>90887073
i know we do, but i never like to consider it unless i have to.

>>90887138
she's already planning how she'll shut things down

>>90887011
nothing ever ends, you're right

>>90887138
She was discussing when she will close VAllure. It will be years in the future.

>>90886868
They're here for a good time not a long time.

>>90886868
I'd personally rather see VAllure close on good terms rather than try to go for more and fall apart.
>>90887011
>>90887138
It's more about her plan for the future.
>hire girls
>help them become self sufficient
>wrap it up
This isn't a company that has investors or shareholders to please so no need to promise infinite growth. It's a company where Stronny wants to give girls a chance to succeed.

>>90886868
#1 source of brainworms is the girls talking about their plans to disappear from our lives forever

>>90887237
From what she said it was gonna be within a few years. I get having an exit strategy, but giving your corpo a set expiration date seems crazy.

>>90887860
This was always an autism project for her and now that she's done it she's already bored with it and wants to move on to something else

https://x.com/ModisteNSFW/status/1864418609973612616

>>90888128

God, I have such an urge to make Shibi some soup and wrap her up in a blanket burrito

the girls honestly don't seem as close compared to other corpos. I can totally see them going their separate ways and never interacting after graduating

>>90887956
I just hope she's gone over that with the girls. From some of the things Shibi has said, she seems to have pretty different expectations.

>>90888128
my kouhai is a sexy lady..

>>90888128
Mercy always seems to have really cute underwear

I miss my wife

>>90889102
me too, Dr. Eggman

>>90888128
Mercy please... I just finished jerking it to your latest audio

i see immy dropped a twitter audio, shame it wasnt what i voted for but i hope you guys enjoyed it
>>90886868
>>90886947
you still feeling it from last night too eh?

I came to immy... again...
The patreon audio is really hot

>>90889490
>>90886947
>>90886868
NO DOOM
>ONLY COOM
NO DOOM
>ONLY COOM
NO DOOM
>ONLY COOM
NO DOOM
>ONLY COOM
NO DOOM
>ONLY COOM
NO DOOM
>ONLY COOM

>>90889490
It wasn't what I voted for either but it was good I liked it. Immy really wants to call us daddy it's giving me a confused boner. I need to hear her say it.

>>90886868
i think VAllure SUCKS

>>90889657
yeah they do suck a whole lot of dick

>>90889710
yeah mine

>>90889614
its not even doom for me i dont think, just general melancholy

>>90889490
>>90889642
Am I the only one that voted for 1?

>>90889642
>spoiler
I’m still a little reserved but I’m not against it, it can be hot. Why the confusion? Are you trying to work it into the little sister angle?

>>90889657
Welcome tourist, you should watch some streams and give the girls a chance. What are some of your interests and we can point you towards one in particular?

>>90890036
Don't worry anon, that is no tourist. It is just a ritualpost with some really really deep lore from back in the olden days.

>>90890036
I watch all of Immy's streams already.

>>90889847
I voted for 1. Immers is my little sister first and foremost. I want to hear the others too, but want to make sure Big Brother is the winner.

>>90889642
>confused boner
whats there to be confused about?

>>90889918
I'm more of a brocon so it's a little outside of what I'm used to but she wants to do it so I want to let her try

>>90890333
sorry got confused I meant siscon*

>>90888128
>buys fancy lingerie
>lays it on the bed to take the photo
Wear it you fucking NUN
HOLY SHIT what a joke.

>>90890308
I'm going to need a link or the numbers brother

>>90890308
nta, but imo "daddy" is only hot when it's the actual dad / step dad / father figure

>>90890516
same with mommy

>>90890472
370907 and only the first 20 pages are what you're looking for
>>90890516
eh, i dont want to kids so a little girl that isnt mine calling me daddy is hot

>>90890649
>want to kids
want kids*

>>90890516
> "daddy" is only hot when it's the actual dad
Based
>step
Get that NBR shit out of here.

>>90890649
>doesn't want to make progeny with his own progeny
why are you gay?

>>90887799
vallure ending doesn't necessarily mean them leaving

Shit I just got home, what happened to Shibi?

>>90890927
she thought she could power through it but it seems like she got sicker overnight. she's gonna rest up and try not to puke so she'll maybe be ready for the mario party collab.

>>90890825
retard i said i dont want kids. but if i knocked up a little slut i would rape my offspring once she got to the perfect age of 9 obviously

>>90890794
>Get that NBR shit out of here.
Now that's based

>>90890794
i actually agree, i was trying to tone down what i thought was otherwise a very controversial take

>>90889614

>>90891304
>trying to tone down what i thought was otherwise a very controversial take
Remember where you are anon

>>90891304
>i was trying to tone down what i thought was otherwise a very controversial take
theres atleast 1 anon that wants to eat literal shit so don't worry about that

>>90891304
Anon if you try to tone down your next controversial take I'm gonna cum on you

>>90890927
Sickness got a little worse, but the tech issues, and Bumi being a spastic got her feeling over whelmed and she was gonna throw up. Canceled stream so she could rest up before the colab later.

>>90890442
She does wear it. For me, specifically.

I love Shibi so much and I hate the warlocks cursing her even more than that. I will damn them all to the deepest pits of Hell.

>>90890333
>brocon
HAHA gaaaay

>>90891528
If she's feeling ill but wants to force herself to stream, she should do a watch along or something that doesn't require her to talk so much. Girl needs to take it easy.

>>90890442
she won't show that to the masses, she only shows that stuff to her darling me

>Brosly stream
>10 or 11 ET
Fuck ya, I should be able to catch the whole thing.

>>90892115
>Fuck ya
what did i do...

>>90891907
Nah I just want her to rest. Feel bad cause she probably feels so frustrated with all the shit going on and probably just wants to stream. She needs to rest though and relax.

if shibi really loved me she'd stream a 20 hour elden ring endurance right now for my amusement

>>90892353
She really does. I still can't believe she did a fansly stream this week.

https://x.com/ShibiNSFW/status/1864437981907460254

Immy!

if mercy loves me she'll do a guerilla today

>>90894231
You really love disappointing yourself huh

>>90894231
And if she doesn’t she still loves you

thinking about pookie

>no /eiex/ thread up
So... we welcome them here for the collab?

>>90895214
If they want to talk about Ferumi or the other girls in the collab I guess. /corpo/ exists as a generic thread for small corpos

>>90895214
i assumed it wasn't happening on account of shibi being a sickly Victorian child?

>>90895627
Ferumi tweeted about the stream 45 minutes ago

>>90895214
Would they welcome us in their thread? Would they even come here?

what is his end game?

Unless mercy actually post herself wearing that lingerie I’ll never watch her prude ass

>>90895627
she's Boston Strong and will collab today

>>90895627
https://x.com/ShibiCottonbum/status/1864431435173527814
It is

>>90892353
Oh for sure not streaming is the best choice. I just meant if she's gonna force herself, she should do something easier.

i will cook mac & cheese and then cum with immy, could be better but im sure glad it aint worse.
i really like spending time with you guys
i dont have an image of people gazing out into the distance together but just imagine i do

>>90895727
Last time I was there about 2 weeks ago, most anons there said they would agree to add us as friends if we add them first. That says something.
It is also my old home thread and I hope at least some of the nicer anons come chat with us about our girls interacting

>>90889490
>>90889776
yeah, still dooming a lil bit. but then i got outside on my bike, got a haircut, and the old asian lady at the cornerstore complimented it. so its a bit better

>>90895936
They sound alright, I don't mind then

>>90896140
i bet you look cute and fuckable. glad you're feeling better anon

>>90896140
>i got outside on my bike, got a haircut, and the old asian lady at the cornerstore complimented it.
Nice! I'm glad you got some good time outside bro
Sick cut btw

>>90896261
>>90896238
thanks bros
chu

>>90895936
I don't what good it does to be honest but we can add them to the OP if no one minds

>VAllure Friends!
V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/
EIEN Extended >>>/vt//eiex/
Other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/
More of Azura and Shibi: >>>/vt//choc/

>>90896588
mmmmwah

Good evening
I love my wife
Our usual suspect has switched back to his 2nd angle of thread shitting. Keep it in mind, remember to not engage.
>>90895753
To have a life-long marriage with Mercy Modiste, simple as.

>>90896894
Good mercy evening!

>>90895753
Eat. He is fat from Mercy's love.

>>90896678
i think its pretty unnecessary after one collab and one unity tweet. if they collabed regularly or were part of some game server together or were discussed every thread linking to them would serve some utility.

>>90896678
I agree with the other anon, I think we should give it a little bit more until we add them. It's not really like /choc/ too where Mummeh is actually talked about in /eien/.

>>90896678
It's just more clutter for the OP and it's not like anyone actually clicks those anyway. Ultimately it really doesn't matter but I personally think it's pointless.

>>90897095
>>90897299
>>90897336
Yeah that's kinda my thoughts as well. For the groups in there: V&U supported the girls when they were starting out and Cerenity is Mercy's best friend and two of vallure's girls are /choc/ so there's overlap. /corpo/ kinda catches everything else. We've had collabs with many small corpos at this point if we included them all it would clutter the OP

kek the most based skebber typed in ferumi's chat then deleted his message

Immy on da telly

>>90897686
you motherfucker i forgot she had a normal stream and thought she was on fansly early...

>>90897773
Ha ha

>>90895904
>i dont have an image of people gazing out into the distance together but just imagine i do

i got you bro

>>90897883
that's so bad its actually scary

>>90897883
Never post this again

>>90897883
i like it but i would like it more if more than one person was actually gazing out

>>90897883
>That "pinpal"
Booty peak is good tho

>>90897883
baker I'm begging

>>90897883
Need someone to make a LorA of the girls so we have better AI art here

>>90897883
all this does is remind me of this image

>>90898068
there is an immy lora, but it's trained on like 3 images and it's really hard to get it doing anything other than bouncing on a dick

>>90897883
>pinpal looking at you like

>>90898226
I'd do it if I fucking knew how to, it's a damn shame

>>90898406
time to start learning something new

My sister is so cute

>>90898226
tangentially related note, how difficult is it to make accurate models in koikatsu because i kind of want to learn

Whatever happened to the ai /vag/ recap podcast? Wasn't the next one supposed to be a Mercy special?

I knew Immy would pick yoshi

>>90898528
Its easier if you cheat by making custom textures to make more accurate outfits instead of relying on the outfits that exist in the base game. The hair and accessories become the time consuming part.

>>90898446
https://civitai.com/models/22530/guide-make-your-own-loras-easy-and-free

>>90898568
he aid hes lazy and it will be done whenever he feels like doing it

>>90898701
>he aid

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I just finished the audio for Immy and I forgot she had a collab before fansly.... She probably won't hear it before the stream
Also it ended up being fucking 17 minutes

>>90898654
ill look into it at some point, i need another hobby to consume my time cuz the workaholism is taking over

Who the fuck invited a baby to the collab?

>>90898741
>adlibs longer than the average patreon audio
you may be a pro already

>>90898820
im more curious about the sopranos character

>>90898826
Nah, Immy just gives me a lot of motivation

>>90898820
she's sexy so it's ok

>>90898820
>ImmyBisou_2024-12-05_00-16-46.png
That's not my little sister in the picture you posted, anon...

>>90898820
>he doesn't know

We got wiggles!

>>90881829
Stronny is not a exploration gamer, she literally only wants to beeline games.

>>90898380

>>90899108

>>90899108
Delete this post

>>90899108
jesus christ how horrifying

>>90899108
do away with this cursed image

>>90899249
uhm aktually its a webm and not an image

>>90899249
lets double team >>90899287

Who's the girl talking like a Sopranos character?

>>90899397
Ferumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uptF5yI6k18

>>90899108
perfect

>>90899397
terumi from blazblue (f)

>>90899397
the purple one

>>90899397
Ferumi she's from boston though it's a boston accent

>shes never played Mario Party before
Where did you guys find Immy??

>>90899529
>shes never played Mario Party before
She's perfect I know

>>90899529
ive never played mario party either. my party game was yelling racial slurs at my friends in super smash bros brawl

>>90899529
She found us

>>90899529
I've never played it before either...

>>90899529
A place beyond the light of civilization, beyond the warmth of community, beyond any hope of normalcy, beyond the faintest trace of true humanity: Canada.

>>90899529
Immy didn't really have much exposure to video games growing up she was an ipad kid

>>90899529

>>90899704

I think /pxl/ hates the girls. Oh well can't please everyone

>>90899452
Not watching the collab right now, but
OH... I was wondering who that was.

>>90899847
Eh, most of pixel is seiso cgdct so it's a different kind of viewer.

>>90899847
well I like Chompi, she's cute

>>90899847
I will steal the baby from them.

>>90899704
I saw that...

>>90899847
Christ I don't wanna focus on it but there's one schizo convinced that fucking IMMY & SHIBI are open whores that will influence and corrupted Chio. The two most unicorn friendly girls ever that kill every type of brainworms.

>>90898568
in the process of doing field research on my kouhai
https://files.catbox.moe/5qj9am.mp3

>>90899847
eh sometimes it's funny to collab with completely antithetical personas

>>90899847
I'm having fun with the collab... I don't have anything against them or their girls

>>90899108

>>90900142
do they not know chio comments on nsfw art all the time?

>>90899661
that sounds like a line from dark souls

>>90899847
There are retards that want to hate things and will hate despite everything showing otherwise. Don't care what a few schizos think as long as the girls are having fun

>>90899108
Why he kinda...

>>90900142
stronny maybe but the other ones are actually pretty tame

>>90900368
>>90900237
>>90900142
They're really protective of their girls like we are of ours so I don't really blame them for being kind of cautious.

>>90900157
can i get a transcript of what she said in this?

>>90900566
ai kouhai coined the term murderallergen, describing the condition of being irrevocably ill

More wiggles boys

>>90900157
you know what happens to people that lie about having rare doujins? we kill them, with goats stomping on their ballsack and eating their entrails

>>90900668
>murderallergen
that makes more sense than what i thought >>90900736
>rare doujins
i thought she said that too

>>90900924
it has a really hard time enunciating Japanese words, i have to sort of spell out how they sound instead

>>90897883
>Slopfags get the rope

>>90901026
learn from the vocaloid producers

Stronny in immy chat

>>90901257
so mean

>>90901755
(while taking a piss)

>>90901835
the boulder feels conflicted

>>90901853

>>90901873
nta but just say what you're thinking, i'll even say it with you. rough raping session without stopping

Immy doesn't know about Osmosis Jones. I feel old.

>>90902113
pinpals, you need to educate this brat

>>90902113
she doesn't really know a lot of media or video games

>>90902197
She was too busy being a neglected child to indulge in good media

Do you think Immy has heard about Revenge of the Nerds or Weird Science?

>>90902373
>Movies before the year 2000
What do you think

>>90902373
not even i knew what those were until just now, oji-san...

>>90902373
i've never heard of these things and i'm a fair bit older than Immy

sorry all i taught immy about was my cock, because she doesnt need anything else i hope you understand

>>90902357
actually one form of child neglect is to just give them an ipad and let them consooome

>>90902546
And another is not giving them anything and threatening them that they would be homeless if they spent more than the bare minimum

Do you anons think Immy will check maros before the fansly stream?

>>90902773
i hope not

>>90902773
maybe

>>90902796
Why not?

>>90902665
well she did watch some shows like adventure time, so maybe she just wasnt that interested in movies

>>90902840
i just wanted to make you cry, because crying people make my dick cry

>>90902773
50/50 the way I see it

>>90902963
I swear to god I will rape you

>>90903063
oh no~ dont pound my ass until i cant think anymore~

>>90903437
room for one more

I want to be raped mercilessly and my cock be tugged until I fire blanks. I dont care by who, someone please fuck my ass already.

>>90903517
please
>>90903534
this but unironically. i really need to be a house husband and just taken care of but also free use

you guys will post when immy goes live on fansly right? im playing sekiro so please do

>>90903840
little bigger

>>90904055
>wants to watch immy on brosly
>doesn't want to watch immy stream right now
Whore

>>90904109
its whats best for me...

>>90904352
remember to turn off the chat when you get there

Having a lot with this stream, Ferumi is funny and Chio is cute. Anyone here watch them, how are they? Are they safe?

>>90904979
a lot of what?

>>90904979
>Having a lot with this

>>90905026
>>90905090
GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>90904979
I'm having FUN too

>>90904903
thank you, love you

>>90904979
according to /pxl/ chio has a group she hangs out with in discord, I don't know much about it other than that. You'll have to dig in the archives. Don't shit up their thread with that stuff they wont like it.

>>90905313
>discord
LOL
LMAO
ROFL, even.

how do you guys not know about weird science

>>90905407
idk i dont really know about any science desu

>>90905407
is that the one with the annoying robot? im sorry i dont watch pre-90s movies unless its with my parents

>>90904979
I used to watch Ferumi back when she was Zumi. She was safe (and probably still is, but there was one collab with a male before EIEN). She used to do a lot of variety streams, forcing a lot of memes and just la creavidad streamer. It has to be said that she was very flaky with streams because of various health issues or because she hates her fans if you ask her schizo

>>90905407
revenge of the nerds is the one I heard of

>>90905506
you're thinking of short circuit. weird science is the one where they build a gynoid.

>>90904979
Ferumi has endo and it causes her to cramp up into a fetal position and unable to function on the reg. She is powering through it well this stream though, I'm proud of her.

>>90905524
Cool, I'll check her out.

>>90905313
oh...

>>90894231
https://x.com/MercyModiste/status/1864489949799862732

bump limit btw

oh shit sherlock

>>90905660
she definitely loves that anon

>>90905660
she loves that one anon after all

ill bake again if no one else is around
>>90903534
>>90903721
u two better keep up this energy at the con meetup btw

>>90905818
You're a saint

>>90905407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPjmGPB6XpE
only weird science i know

>>90894231
>>90905660
Based

>>90905818
>>90903721(me)
i already said im never going to a con, but if i did i would be down to get molested also thanks for baking

why is mercy antsy? could it be she misses me?

i told you guys she loves me
you may have doubted but i never did

>>90905954
never say never

>>90905954
I have 2 important questions:
Are you short?
Do you own a skirt? Or at least thigh high socks?

Why are you guys so eager to molest that anon?

>>90906165
not those anons but I could go for a good molestee right about now

>>90906006
never.
>>90906081
im 5'9"(3/4) and i dont own either because i live with my parents neet but if i would wear some
>>90906165
i dont know kek

>>90906278
too tall, dropped.

>>90906165
the thought of making another man submit to me makes me deeply aroused. turning a man against his base instincts, feminizing him, and making him my property gets my engine fuckin roaring

>>90906165
I'm bi. Why not indulge in some fantasies with anons in the thread?

>>90906278
perfect height. I am 6'6" and I could make you feel like a small girl

>>90906309
fuck you. im at a perfect height for my self-confidence

>>90906339
this sounds a little gay anon

>>90906404
>>90906278
>5'9
>6'6
Why are you fuckers so tall

>>90906404
>6'6"
jesus, does the carpet match the drapes if you know what i mean

>>90906464
bisexual my friend, the best of both worlds

>>90906485
is-isnt 5'9 average...?

>>90906495
No...
I am bigger than average, but not as much as you'd expect from someone my size

>>90906495
penis size and height are not correlated im afraid

>>90906567
I am 5'0. 5'9 is tall

These girls are pretty funny

>>90906680
how did you get to be that size

>>90906232
Fair
>>90906278
Good luck I guess
>>90906339
>>90906404
Whatever creams your crackers

>>90906680
how's the mines, gimli? found any cool stones lately?

>>90906571
guess you cant dominate my penis then...
>>90906680
you should put a skirt and thighhighs on for >>90906309

>>90906915
I'm still big enough to bully your prostate

>>90906680
>5'0"
>male
I'm so sorry
>t. 6'1" who's been told he's "too short" by girls

>>90906855
isnt he the one creaming crackers?

im 6ft and the last time i got a complement was from a married dude 30 years older than me that told me i had a cute little ass. its so over. I need to be molested.

>>90907059
>3dpd
anon?

>>90907059
i dont know where you people find these women, i keep hearing about women having extreme height preferences but ive literally never had a girl comment on my height

>>90907059
I got rejected for being too tall...

Do I bake?

ive never gotten rejected because ive never bothered, and now im actually kind of wealthy
at what cost

>>90907271
you've never had a girl comment on you at all

>>90907330
does a cow shit at midnight?

>>90907203
I was a horny teenager once.
>>90907271
Girls in my college were either fat or shitty, I tried it with a few of the shitty ones. One date-raped me, then I gave it up.
>>90907275
Strange.

>>90907116
Whatever floats your boat anon
>>90907174
Last time I got a compliment was 4 or 5 years ago when a woman walked past me in a store and said she liked my hair.

>>90907364
I dunno.

>>90907330
go ahead snowbearie

>>90906822
I'm a good bit taller than my mother, I guess I took after her
>>90907059
It's a good thing I'm not that interested in 3dpd

last compliment i got was an older black guy getting his dress-shoes shined told me i had nice shoes

stronny back

How does one have sex? I need the redpill

>>90907610

>>90907658
this is /vag/ the only sex we have is with our oshi

mama on the telly!

>>90907658
>find a cute girl
>flirt with her
>some other stuff
>sex
simple process really

>>90907658
You uhh.. and uhh... then... like... uh...

>>90907658
are you attractive? how tall are you

>>90907658
I don't know I've never done it...

>>90907718
3 of these steps are optional btw

>>90907658
pOnOs in vagOOO then JAM IT IN

>>90907794
kek

>>90907794
fate a shit nasu a hack

i dated a girl who was exactly the same height as me which i guess made her pretty tall for a korean girl. so when we went things where she wore heels she was always taller than me and would tease me about it. it was cute.

>>90907761
6ft and i consider myself average. i dont even care about anything at this point, i just wanna lose my virginity just to lose it.

>>90907792
>rape

>>90907904
just pay for it

>>90907904
Find a nice woman that is going for a stroll through the park at night

>>90907904
but why do you care about your virginity at all if you want to lose it "just to lose it"?

>>90907904
it was a rhetorical question but if you're here I'd say settle for a fat girl or just find yourself a lady of the night

>>90907904
If it's been this long why not save it for after you die to give it to your waifu?

>>90908025
oh. oh wow

>>90907904
social media puts insane pressure on losing your virginity nowadays, it's not a big deal. id rather be rich and a 30+ year old virgin than some of these apes making pennis into voman

>>90908105
i was genuinely asking...

>>90907658
Sex is that game mummeh plays when she won't let go of your tentacle, and you need to try and beg her to stop.

>>90908023
Probably what I will do. I hang out with lots of people that are super autistic and I could always just try to groom one of the girls there.

Baked
>>90908257
>>90908257
>>90908257

>>90907904
I felt the same as you, but it doesn't really change much once you do it, at least that was my experience.
t. former wizard

>>90908298
thanks anon i got to aay it this time!

>>90907904
become a prominent name if your oshi's community, and sexpest her at a con until she gives you sex

I am seriously thinking about dropping a dono after Immy finishes stream to check her maros. Faggot move, but I really hope it would get her even more in the mood for that subby fansly

>>90908298
thanks snowbaker