/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9025865
Last stream drawing was cute

Hello friends! It's been a while! Admittedly, I was in a bit of a slump, but I'm back. I hope you all enjoy this small tale. As usual, please refer to the archive for more!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vBLev-KLZuDZMR8pVSaLaIAXuMYSd1-JEpYP6630PI4/edit?usp=sharing

>>9028846
She’s passed out again, you think to yourself, shaking your head. You walk into the bedroom after a long shift at work to see Kana slumped forward, snoring underneath the glow of her computer monitor. She’s laying on top of small arms crossed over one of her fancy keyboards. How she manages to fall asleep this way, you will never understand. It’s completely unnatural. Her fluffy white tail sits in her lap, twitching. You see her tiny shoulders rise and fall as she sleeps, a small fox slouched awkwardly forward in a comparatively huge gaming chair. What are you going to do with her? Still, it’s very cute to see this sassy girl so defenseless. You’ve done this so many times. You don’t wake her, you just grasp her shoulders gently, pulling her back into the chair. Her head slumps and she mumbles quietly, her long white and red hair in her face. You scoop her into your arms and princess carry her. She’s so light, so small. She's put on a little bit of chub recently, but you think it's adorable. A tiny firecracker. You carry her to the bed, laying her down. You slip the sheets over her slim shoulders and she quickly rolls to her side, grasping your pillow and pulling it close, hugging it.

You take a hot shower, letting the worries and the weariness of the day wash down the drain. You close your eyes and just let the soothing water hit you. You let it all go. This exhausting job, your worries about the future, everything. You dry off and step out, thinking about that stinky fox. You might as well go to sleep, you have another long day tomorrow. You slip into bed next to her, trying to pull your pillow out of her clutches without waking her. She surrenders it reluctantly, a frown forming on her cute, unguarded, sleeping face. She aggressively scoots close to you, wrapping an arm around you, her golden eyes slowly opening and looking into yours. She smiles, a radiant smile that melts your heart. “Long day?” she whispers. You feel her breath on you. “Yeah,” you respond, as she searches your face. You kiss her on the forehead. “Long day,” you say. She traces her little fingers down your chest, a bratty grin forming on her face. Her fingertips brush around your side, suddenly tickling you, grinning mischievously. You laugh, jerking involuntarily. She laughs with you, a happy melody that fills you completely. You pull her close to you, preventing her from getting at your vulnerable spots. She cuddles her small face into your neck, caressing your cheek, running her fingers through your hair, kissing you. Your hands explore her back, the sexy s-curve of her spine, accentuated by the bit of chub she's gained. She's so cuddleable this way. Your fingers run along her lower back, grasping the root of her beautiful tail, stroking it. She arches her back and sighs, pressing her soft body up against you as you pet her glorious, emotive tail.

“Take me,” she whispers naughtily, pulling back and looking at you with upturned eyes. You caress her small body against yours, and she responds by snuggling closer. You gently roll on top of her, slipping cotton panties off and sitting between her spreading legs. She sensually caresses your waist between plump thighs, exciting you terribly. She strips her pajama top, tossing it aside. You look down on her. It's true, she's thickened a bit, but the sexiness of her little pudge drives you crazy. You already feel yourself stiffening as you caress her body underneath you. Her budding breasts, topped by the cutest little pink nipples, stand at attention at your slightest touch. She breathes hotly. You guide your fingers down her belly, down, down towards her groin. She moans. You return to her belly, gently pressing, feeling her soft skin, her irresistible thiccness. She pushes against you eagerly, watching you, smiling.

>>9028885
Kana looks up at you with half-open eyes, her naked chest rising and falling softly. She takes in a breath as you push into her inviting, ready love tunnel, her eyes closing, glistening tears of happiness. Her velvety walls accommodate you, urging you forward. As you make your way further into her she breathes your name as her shallow gasps quicken. She turns her head away, but watches you out of the corners of her eyes. She grips the sheets, pushing against your gentle motion as you fill her up. It’s like the two of you were made for each other. Your hearts nearly burst as you touch her body gently, tracing your fingers along her delicate outlines, her small pink nipples, the erotic lines of her collarbones and slender neck. This brat, this charming pain in the ass, this enigma, god you love her so much. You finally reach a point deep inside her where you feel like she would be uncomfortable if you pushed further. She smiles at you. You feel her lovely legs encircle your hips, gripping you, pulling you, guiding you. She pulls you in a bit deeper, a hot blush furiously overtaking her pale, tear-marked cheeks, her neck. She nods, indicating that it’s okay. The instant you begin to pull out, her walls grip you hard, her legs tensing, pulling you back. She moans. She isn’t strong enough to stop you, the effort wasted, but it’s okay. You give it back to her. You make love to her so gently. You wish you could kiss her, but she’s so small there’s no way it would work in this position.

You take her slowly, softly, the passion within the two of you building over what seems like hours as you share this intimate, unspoken connection. She closes her eyes, arching her back, leaning against the pillows, lost in it. Your bodies are hot, sweating, in tune. Her tail undulates at her side, shuddering as you push into her, wagging as you retreat, calm, content, and comfortable. Her face softens and clenches in agonized ecstasy. Like a powder keg on a long fuse, a tiny spark traveling slowly along its designated path towards an eventual explosion, so too do you and your precious goddess. You don’t rush to the end, you follow the inevitable path. Slowly and surely, gently and lovingly, you reach a quaking orgasm with her. She shivers and grips your arms as she cums, clenching her teeth and looking up at you as a high pitched whining moan escapes her lips, her chest heaving and blushing madly as you fill her womb with love. She smiles tiredly, radiantly. You remain inside her, adoring her for a moment, a moment far too short but full of joy. You pull yourself from her, shifting down and meeting her eye to eye. You touch her nose with yours and smile together, patting her head softly and gently massaging her ears, scratching them at the base as she slips her arms around you, hugging you. You fall asleep together, thinking only of each other.

>>9028885
>>9028927
10/10 as always, thank you for your hard work

oh shit it's kana time

Is it me or does she sound different today?

>>9030244
We had sex before the stream.

>>9028846
>>9028885
>>9028927
Can you fuck off?

>>9030362
kys

so what's the verdict on twitch kana

>>9030486
Just as good as before.

>>9030486
Wouldn't mind her sticking her head in YT every once in a while.

Kana just fucking post the announcement, I can't take it anymore.

I've been out of the loop for a long time. Why is she doing this? Social anxiety?

>>9030769
Impulsive personality.

Are Twitch randoms actually "way different"?...

Oh great, it's another episode of why YouTube is worse than Twitch

>>9030908
They're actually worse in some ways. She's creating this problem in her head. Grass is greener, etc.

>>9030942
>>9030969
I wish she'd just shut the fuck up about it. We know it doesn't make any sense, she knows it doesn't make any sense. She's already let go of YouTube so who cares.

>>9030486
Dropped and unsubscribed, literally

>>9031040
Agreed

>>9030942
How long until she gets tired of the twitchtards?

>>9030942
She must desperately feel like she needs to justify herself, it's nearly every stream

>>9030908
>>9030942
this is the same twisted, nutty logic women use to justify one guy over another, btw, if you ever wanted to know how that works

>>9030908
The differences between the platforms are more noticeable when you're a bigtime streamer. At a small scale the driveby shitpost comments are pretty much the same.

>>9031083
This is the main reason I stopped watching her. Only popped in today after a couple weeks to see if that's changed.

>>9031078
It won't be long and she'll have another mental breakdown when she realizes someone will piss her off no matter where she goes.
>considered getting tipsy before each stream
She needs to talk to a therapist or some shit.

I don't mind Kana's delusion I just pity her now, like the moment that one little twitch zoomer comes in and basically does the "I don't care bitch just stream a game" like she said the YT random did it's over, She'll practically be out of options.

Or even her "I wanna stay smaller streamer forever" like even on Twitch you can gain new fans YT isn't some random fan generator if people like you they like you.

There's pros and cons to both sites but Kana's real problem seems to be mental in nature and I wish she could afford the help or medication to get through it.

>>9031229
Unfortunately I think she's too lazy to even start the process of searching for therapists

>>9031229
She keeps contradicting herself with wanting to grow. I don't know what she wants and I don't care anymore. I used to think Kana was pretty smart but she seems like a legitimate immature retard. I still like watching her but she needs some help.

>>9031229
She's currently making excuses for Twitch chatters because acknowledging they might be bad too would mean admitting she was wrong. It's gonna take awhile for her cognitive dissonance to wear off

This isn't only on Kana but I'm starting to get jaded about vtubers overall since it seems mental illness is a requirement.

>>9031824
first, women are pretty universally mentally ill, so learn to deal with that
second, the type of woman who devotes her life to her imaginary internet persona and friends, is not going to a population that's selected from the most stable types to begin with

>>9031824
I don't watch a lot of vtubers besides Kana anymore but this is true. They tend to be annoying as fuck after a while. Also
>kana says vshojo isn't for normalfags
What is she smoking?

>>9031824
I can only think of two small companies that don't have menheras

>>9030769
I though it was to form more connections to other vtubers friends, since i guess is more easier

Oh my god pink cat bad my dudes

>>9030769
VTubing seems to be her discount treatment for social anxiety, I mean I guess it's something but it runs the risk of making things worse because of the RNG culture of the net instead of a controlled one on one with a therapist.

singing stream never

She's obsessed with Bloons.

>>9034274
I'm obsessed with her smelly asshole

i caught tomatocat cheating on kana

She's going to become an alcoholic.

>>9036132
That would be based, but the concern-fags would be fucking insufferable

>>9036684
Dude actually strung together "concern-fags" and is talking about insufferable.

>>9037200
how new?

>>9037200
Oh boy, the epic new board meme of pretending like it's your first day on this site finally made it to this thread

The shy girls are always the sexually freakiest

>>9039399
And that's a fact!

>>9031824
menhera streamers take a lot out of you, dealing with their bullshit gets tiring.

Did she give up youtube completely? She should probably let her subscribers, especially the paying members know if so.
I'm kidding of course, it's far better to let them wait and realize it themselves. It's funnier that way.

>>9031899
She's American so she's not in a stable population to begin with

>>9040159
You are posting on /vt/, don't pretend to know.

It's no coincidence that this most recent YouTube exodus occurred right after her vaccination

>>9037491
Oh boy look at the sarcasticfag

>>9041938
Something tells me she's going to keep pushing off letting her YouTube fanbase know she's gone because she "forgot" just like she "forgor" to do membership streams.

What does Kana want out of her audience? Does she want the money? Views? Therapists?

>>9043879
All of the above and friends

>>9043959
>friends
I think she wants simps, not friends. Friends might tell you if you've fucked something up.

>>9043879
Kana wants people she can shit on to make herself feel better while also happily donating to her.

>>9030486
I quit Twitch for a reason and I'm not going back just for her.

>>9043959
>friends
is this what you're telling yourself while you're in chat simping for her? jesus christ that's pathetic

>>9048148
She quit YouTube for a reason and she's not going back just for you so I guess it balances out perfectly

>>9048259
Nor did I expect her to? What even is this retarded response? Her reason for quitting YouTube is predicated on a delusion of completely separate audiences anyway, as we've already been over in the thread.

>>9048259
Except her reason for quitting YouTube is pants-on-head retarded

Maybe I should start watching marine and rushia too since kana's obsessed with them...

>>9048787
Do yourself a favor, start watching them and forget about Kana.

>>9048787
Kana should start doing this >>8716951

>>9048204
She treats her members like friends she can step on

who is that ratcoin billionaire guy?

>>9053868
Server mod kana likes a lot. She calls him by his first name.

>>9031899
This is bullshit, simply the type of women who goes into vtubing is often a bisexual menhera schizo bitch.

>>9054032
maybe i've just been unlucky with the ladies, but pretty much everyone i've dated or been in a relationship with have been emotionally manipulative, to a point where it feels like it isn't worth it because it exhausts you mentally to deal with that shit all day.

>>9053868
her bf, who else.

>>9054216
You should probably look at yourself and ask yourself why you attract/seek out (probably unconsciously) that type of person. Its definitely not the norm

>>9053868
Her horsefucking brother

>>9054522
>>9057006
why is it assumed that it's a male?

>>9060042
The pronouns she uses when referring to him

YOU
JUST
KNOW

>>9060042
She literally calls him Richard

>>9063356
I WANT TO FUCK

Kana believes she would fit in with VShojo. Do you?

>>9065961
I wouldn't think so, they're catty cunts. Then again, who knows what Kana's actual personality is anymore

>>9065961
If I did I wouldn't be watching her. She has no idea of what she's talking about when it comes to the company or its audience.

>>9066243
She claims to watch their streams.

>>9063356
post the squidward image

>>9066813
That was on her Twitter, not Discord. That said I don't see anything bannable in the picture so here

>>9066349
She claimed to be editing a QnA video too

>>9068292
Her claims are always truthful. https://files.catbox.moe/6akjnl.mp4

https://twitter.com/detto0083/status/1432951648830115840

New skeb

>>9068728
She bought this one?

>>9068833
No, Kana is too racist for that

https://litter.catbox.moe/80a3fa.png
not like that wasn't simple to change

>>9070422
As a black chad I prefer the original.

>>9065961
Why does she want to join another group where she won't talk to anyone again?

>>9065961
VShojo girls collab all the time, is Kana unironically ogey?

>>9070626
She said she wants management. She also claimed she wanted to make friends on twitch if you believe that.

>>9070422
Based, thanks for cleaning up the image

>>9070422
Thank you anon, I can't jack off to it if there's a nigger.

>>9070789
Sounds like she just want easy Twitch numbers so she doesn't have to work. I'm sure she'll drop vshojo if they actually asked her to do anything too.
But maybe Melody can land her some gigs after this whole vtubing thing stops working.

Anyway let's get back to talking about how much of an idiot kana is. Kana is a dumb retard that I would love to hatefuck.

>>9071003
I don't know, laying on her back might be too much effort for her. She'll definitely get a manager who takes an interest in her though

>>9071003
>>9071193
Don't you think this would hurt her feelings?

>>9071920
She doesn't browse here unless that was just another lie. If she does she deserves to be called out on her bullshit, I'm pretty sure that's what she wants anyway. She wants a manager so she has someone she can count on to tell her when she's being a fucking idiot. Her mods obviously don't care enough about her to do it

>>9072206
>Her mods obviously don't care enough about her to do it
Her mods and biggest fans are just sycophants. They would never say something that might make her upset with them.

>>9065961
Wasn't her whole reason for leaving Tsunderia because she doesn't like group things?

>>9071920
I've been following her almost since she started, I really do appreciate her and I'm having a hard time not watching her streams, I just really don't know why she's acting like this. It feels so incredibly out of character, I just don't know what to think of her anymore. If you really love someone you shouldn't be afraid to speak your mind when you feel like they're acting ridiculous. I'm not going to go to her server and raise hell or anything, but I will express my feelings in the place I have been for months now

>>9071920
She needs to get her shit together. If she's dropping youtube to do reaction videos on Twitch that's fine, but she should probably say so on youtube. Why on Earth she would when her success on youtube has thus far been lightning in a bottle is another matter, but if she wants to throw away her good fortune to get in with the vshojo crowd for however long that actually lasts that's fine.
However, we know she's a lazy fuck. Her public reasons for switching platforms, should she actually do it, don't make sense. And we've seen before how she is in group settings even when she has ALL the power. Could Kana handle being on the underside of Nyanners of all people? I don't know. Being cute and an object people want to stick their dick into has gotten her this far, so it's fine to speculate about what's at the end of that line.
That being said, I don't think she has the guts to drop Youtube in the first place.

>>9073052
Her stated reason during her announcement stream was that she never really felt like she was part of Tsunderia, she always felt like she was more of an independent. At the time it sounded like she didn't really vibe with the new gen, Tsun had management issues, and she had decided she wants to go it alone. Considering her recent comments though it's starting to sound a lot worse though

>>9073730
I doubt Kana tried to befriend the new gen. She's constantly contradicting herself. She wants friends but then doesn't want friends. It feels like that's another one of the excuses for leaving Tsunderia when the real reason was that she's a walking time bomb and thought she was too good for them and Purin from the start. Not to mention money and greed and not wanting to support the company with a cut because it wasn't solely the Kana company any more.

So when's kana going to remember to tell her paying YouTube members that she's abandoning them

>>9073730
>>9074364
I'm going to show my lack of reps by asking this, but what IS tsunderia anyway? When it first started I was under the impression Kana, being the only one with any draw, was some sort of "upper level" entity. Then she left because.. of a disagreement with a mod or something? What was the point of joining/creating the thing then?
I mean, she legitimately was and is bigger than the rest, but I don't even understand what it was supposed to be before, during, and after Kana's (lack of) involvement.
It seems like Kana made a thing then decided she no longer cared for the thing she made very very early on and got out of it, but I'm willing to believe it's more complex than that.

>>9075115
>tsunderia
Vtuber startup company
>What was the point of joining/creating the thing then?
She didn't join with the intention of having disagreements with management.

>>9075579
So as a group it was created to be totally independant from her from day 1? She had nothing to do with its creation she just signed on to it as a "big name"?
Fair enough if that's the case. Questionable decision but that's Kana-like.

>>9075115
Tsunderia is a vtuber agency run by a guy called PPP, they scouted Kana and Purin. They had Kana debut by herself appearing to be an indie because Tsunderia doesn't have a huge wealthy benefactor and they wanted to make sure this stuff would work out before they revealed the rest of their plans. Kana had more streaming experience than Purin and Purin had barely turned 18 at the time. When Kana got a good following they commissioned a model for Purin and planned to have the Tsunderia reveal during Kana's birthday stream. I'm not sure if they lost a girl or what but Char, a staff member with a second job, also got added to the roster. Char and Purin debuted after and when they went well they started looking for a full generation. It was a very shoestring operation but they've survived a lot and they're finally starting to find their legs

>>9068728
literally built for bbc

>>9080210
This

>>9080210
What a shitty reply to bump the thread with

>>9080325
You're stuck in here with me

>>9077990
>I'm not sure if they lost a girl or what but Char, a staff member with a second job, also got added to the roster.
Char was actually supposed to debut first as the spearhead, but broke her ass and ended up in the hospital (she locked herself out of her apartment, and thought she could climb up through the window, but fell). So they pushed Kana forward.

>>9080524
Bullshit. You're stuck in here with ME. And so are the rest of you faggots.

>>9080573
>locked herself out of her apartment, and thought she could climb up through the window, but fell
what a baka

>>9080524
At least learn to sage

>>9080573
That's a cute story, I didn't know that

>>9068728
>commissions herself getting blacked
uhh, based?

>>9081716
He's not a shitposter afaik, he's our resident race traitor

Isn't Kana a latina though?

>another episode of Kana bitches about youtube
these filler episodes are getting a little repetitive

No stream tonight kana is experiencing mood swings.

>>9083406
latinx*

>>9084208
Everyone on YouTube is an ASSHOLE! This one guy, god I'm cringing just thinking about it, he sent a message so awful. He said "just start the stream already" while Kana was still on the loading screen. Can you fucking believe it?

>>9084307
Decide not to monetize the complaining this time?

kana will NEVER do ASMRs or singing despite having a divinely blessed voice for it

Oh. Did she check out or get caps of the thread and get sad again?

>>9084626
No, she's angry because she practiced singing today and she's still not good at it. Probably hurt her throat again trying to sing too high. She's also still talking about how she's going to just abandon YouTube because she doesn't "feel like dealing with people yelling" at her for switching, so she'd rather ignore.

>>9084516
And she will instead constantly dicktease you about doing it.

>>9084626
And she deserves it desu

I feel bad about how cynical I've been towards Kana in this thread recently. If she does check out these posts I hope she knows it's not with ill intent. Fuck man, I think she has so much potential she's squandering.

>>9085462
It's an abusive relationship for both.

>>9085462
She should really start posting here. Kana please.

>>9085462
It's hard to not be cynical when she keeps acting like a stupid bitch and those she keeps close don't tell her such because they want that hikineet pussy.
Meanwhile I would rather fuck her in the ass. While patting her head.

>>9085462
I mean it with full ill intent. Twitch is shit. The die is cast, it was a decent run.

>>9085462
She used to go on /v/, I would hope she understands how 4chan works

>>9087415
sauce?

>>9085462
fuck that, she gets enough dicksucking in discord
DUMB BITCH HATE
KANA HATE

I'm starting to think it wasn't Mamashiro who was the bitch

>>9086595
Then go ahead and just tell her, sissy.

>>9087868
wtf are you implying she's futa

>>9087915
>message deleted by a mod in 2.1seconds

>>9087594
The fact that she hates every game should be evidence enough, but here

>>9087415
>used to go on /v/
Why would anyone willingly go there?

>>9088115
Maybe she went there a while ago. I used to go there back in 2005 and it was pretty cool but it's one of the worst boards in this current era.

>>9087972
>he doesn't know

>>9087915
Last time I tried she quit youtube

>>9087905
Kamiko Kana was the whore all along

>>9088215
The truth eventually reveals itself

>>9088205
Ok try again, but make sure she quits twitch instead this time

>>9088517
The Kana Twitcaster arc is gonna be a weird one

>>9088215
nacho collab when?

>>9088517
Now let's be fair, that'll happen on its own after vshojo rejects her.

>>9088926
name one kana arc that isn't weird.

Which platform is she using after she drops Twitch?

>>9089391
Pornhub

>>9089391
>>9089415
Or Chaturbate
Please don't do this Kana

>>9090805
She's a lewd girl, but she's not purin-tier degenerate

I can't wait for the "Kana quits redtube because someone criticized how she shot her masturbation vid" arc.

I can't believe Kana quit Twitter Spaces after one week...

How long until kana quits life

>>9091821
Probably exiting around 30, coin flip whether she offs herself a few days before her 30th birthday or a few days after

I feel like youtube pushed Kana to commit to games and the time set aside for the stream. With twitch she just has no direction. I haven't watched her since that 9(?) minute stream she put out.

>>9092582
YT didn't do that Kana did, all she has to do is make her YT stream title "Stinky Fox anime girl does a thing" and there you go no presure to game or even talk you could do a foodless mukbang wouldn't even matter.

>>9092582
This >>9093515
I don’t know what Kana is really trying to get out of the switch but her talks about YouTube forcing structure were strange. Unsure if it’s autism or something beaten into her head by her old Tsunderia management. In any case, it does seem like it’s true that she feels more strongly about her stream quality on YouTube. I’ve even watched YouTube streamers watch other YouTube videos and shit on stream (though they just delete the vod) and nothing happens. Kana just really doesn’t like the website.
Ironically it seems that YouTube streams have been making a lot of progress. They just signed a big dude from Twitch and they already have the most popular female streamer in the world + the entirety of Hololive and Nijisanji.

Kana finished her singing practice for the day. Make sure you tell her how proud you are tomorrow.

>>9092582
Well there's the problem with relying on it.

>>9094411
But how much effort was put into it? My response needs to be proportionate.

>>9098385
Well she got frustrated at first and wanted to quit but she pushed through and kept practicing so that counts for something.

>>9065410
She really needs to be groomed into learning drawing...

>>9094000
Trips of truth. This all seems to be a psychological thing.

>>9100234
One thing at a time first, ok?

>>9094000
>she feels more strongly about her stream quality on YouTube.
And this is exactly why she quit the platform. She, herself, doesn't give a shit about stream quality or the enjoyment of her viewers. She just wants to hit Go Live and fuck around while people give her money. That's exactly what she wants and that's exactly what Twitch will give her. That's why her collabs are shit and why she can't be bothered to finish that Q&A video she's been promising since what, 5K? 10K? It's only a matter of time before the fans that made the jump to Twitch with her realize that she doesn't really give a fuck about anything, least of all them, and she never did

Kana should become a wagie.

This girl is seriously making me lose my mind. It's not a meme anymore. I can't take it.

>>9106463
She has 0 relevant skills and no employment experience.

>>9094000
I think she feels like she has a reputation to live up to on YouTube so when she does a shitty stream on there it really stresses her out. She's done pretty much nothing but shitty depression streams on Twitch so she doesn't feel like she has anything to live up to. Even with her shitty attitude and mood right now the second to last YouTube stream was still better than almost any Twitch stream she's done, maybe that's part of why she was so pissed off in the last one.

>>9106463
Stinky fox in the wagie cagie!

>>9103611
She's just lazy. She wouldn't have even asked for questions if she really never intended on finishing it.

>>9107471
It was never a meme, there is a long list of anons here who have been driven to insanity and even hallucinations by her. It's like her voice penetrates your brain and messes it all up

Newfag here
Let me get this straight, so Kana is trying to move on from YouTube and now wants to stream on Twitch and for that audience?
Damn that sucks, I must admit I never watched her streams but I still subscribed to her because I wanted to check her out someday since she seems very cute and funny
Well, I guess I still have the VODs and fanart. I also lurked these threads from time to time and it was very comfy

>>9116822
The threads haven't been as comfy since Kana started fucking around but I still enjoy posting here. I think there's still hope yet. Her Twitch streams aren't really bad, honestly. The only thing that annoys me is how she continues to contradict herself.

>>9116822
She's going through a really bad rut right now and she's making changes to try and cope, no one truly knows where she's going. Just remember that unless someone cares enough to make a VOD archive on YT, her VODs are gone after 2 months

>>9116822
No one really knows why she's switching over to Twitch. She says it's because she doesn't like the audience on Youtube and mentioned last stream that she doesn't like having a big audience, but moving to Twitch and wanting to join a company would have the opposite effect.
I still hold hope both for Kana and the threads. I have some great memories from shitposting here and Kana has gotten me through a lot. She'll stop being like this sooner or later.

>>9117840
Money

>>9118078
Why would twitch automatically give her more money?

>>9119291
Gift subs

>>9119425
That's just people repurposing the donation money to gift subscriptions.

>>9119526
When your Gift subs expires Twitch sends you a reminder to resub, which encourages more people to sub. Imagine if for every 5 dollars someone gives YouTube sent an email telling someone to give you more money. Free marketing without coming off like a scumbag

[Good News] The Henreader model is finished.

how do you cope with the knowledge that your lazy whore of an oshi will never be as funny as her big sister?
https://youtu.be/YzYIbqB7N-E

>>9119879
I dunno senpai. The $5 auto renewing memberships seem like a similarly good scam on youtube that you don't have to give people a free taste for. Especially with how very infrequently she actually does anything requiring the membership it's just free money on that end.

>>9122813
[Bad News] It's still Kana

>>9124875
YouTube keeps bugging me ever since I cancelled another membership , sending me emails and shit.

>>9124875
Twitch also auto-renews I think, or at least how I paid for it for someone else does. I think she said YT gives a slightly bigger cut, but when Amazon is making sales calls for you I think you would just end up with more subs than you would YT members. The average person is easily suggestable, a pop-up asking if you want to give someone money is more effective than counting on that person to decide to give you money on their own. Also Prime subs are a thing too

>>9125471
She also gets raided every stream on Twitch. Which means she'll grow. But she said she doesn't want to grow. But one of the reasons she moved to Twitch is for better discoverability. But big audience scares her.

>>9125661

>>9125779
My patience is running thin

>>9125794
Don't try to understand her, it's a pointless endeavor right now. Based on what she's been saying she's even confused and angry about the shit going on in her head. She's passively putting out content, you should passively consume it

Damn, the VoD of her last YouTube stream is gone now.

>>9127069
Shouldn't be a problem if you archive everything

>>9127069
Took her long enough. Though I don't know if it's just her hiding evidence of menhera or if she actually noticed she was being silly and shouldn't have that as the latest video.

>>9127299
She's looking for a rigger right now and doesn't want that to be the first thing they see when they open her YouTube channel.

Surely this means we'll be getting a youtube stream or at least an announcement soon. Surely.

>>9127069
An anon shared it before. Here it is if anyone wants to save it. https://files.catbox.moe/wggadb.mp4

Stream tonight

>>9133614
Glad she's feeling a little better

>>9133614
Are you sure? You never truly know with Kana.

>>9025865
I stopped watching when she said she was a yurishitter.

>>9133614
Cute starting screen!

Is she based tonight?

Look at how you made her feel.

Wow kana has emotions!

>Perfect boyfriend would be a dog
AND THERE IT IS

These eyebrows, this is a different rig right? Looks good. Also I think kana may be very very slightly tipsy.

>>9141040
THIN BROWS HATE
BEAN BROWS LOVE

https://files.catbox.moe/96utr7.mp4

>>9143679
kek

>>9143679
The hicc is the ice on top

I have now noticed Kana changed her twitter to link her twitch and not youtube. Very cool, Kana.

>>9147910
And still no announcement to her YouTube members

>>9148177
Yep. I've just cancelled mine. She won't care or notice or anything but there's no point in supporting her on a platform she won't use. I do wonder if she'll stay on twitch even after Vshojo turns her down for not already being in their circle. At least, in so far as I know.

>>9148177
She figures if you're dumb enough to keep giving her money for literally no reason she might as well take it

>>9148513
she cursed me out in her members chat for asking if there was any point in having the youtube membership anymore. half joking I guess

>>9148513
She's said multiple times she isn't auditioning for vshoujo

>>9148875
She wouldn't get in even if she did, so just as well.

>>9148875
She says a lot of shit that is demonstrably false. At this point you can't trust anything she says anymore

>>9148875
du yu really beleeb

>>9147910
So is the term vtwitcher now? I'm too old for this.

>>9161897
Yes

What will her slavic-mongol horde do now, as 'tailed beast' is seemingly no more on youtube?

I will mating press Kana until she's fixed.

Kana can only be fixed by dogs.

>>9166048
Someone please get her a german shepherd for the sake of my sanity.

>>9166301
I'll give her a pitbull

>>9163887
Invade the Ukraine again, classic Russian past-time

>>9163887
Hopefully, become antis

>>9163887
Hopefully that Russian girl who got into V-tubing because of her isn't too sad about getting abandoned

>>9166048
Explains why she's been acting like this after leaving her parents house. She needs that doggy dick.

>>9172814
Feminine hysteria only has one cure, it's a shame she doesn't have a PO Box anymore so people can't send her a good vibrator and some animal dildos

https://files.catbox.moe/76rgf4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/z0drmu.png

Anal bros rejoice!

>>9176863
>anal
Not for me.

>>9178434
Especially with Kana. We all know how lazy she is about using an enema.

>>9178434
How about intercrural?
https://files.catbox.moe/0vrgyl.png

>>9178434
Please understand anon, she's pretty retentive. She could use a good loosening.

>>9179065
Artist ?

Can't even escape the Russians on Twitch now

>>9181932
based. I’m glad they found their way but how do you know?

When have her members streams ever been reuploaded?

>>9143679

What happened to her eyebrows? The bean eyebrows were so much cuter. I guess that's another thing that was left behind in the move to Twitch?

>>9182341
She's always had both pairs

>>9182341
She used these last stream. Seemed like a one time thing but you never know with Kana.

>>9182179
I'm guessing she meant the Holos member streams being clipped and re-uploaded. Nothing she's done on a member stream was that exciting that people re-uped it, it was mostly community event type things

>>9182401
I'm surprised that slavery clip never got re-uploaded but Kana's membership community is small enough that they seem kind of like they want to keep it to themselves.

>>9182163
I AM actually trying to get over my irritation at her. Don't worry I already switched, this has been a pretty boring Zatsu

>"Welcome to flea!"
We're never getting it back, are we...

>>9182701
It wasn't her idea in the first place IIRC, S-Train made her set up sub alerts

>>9182806
I don't care whose idea it was, it's just cuter than "Thank you for the Tier 1!"

>>9182701
she didn't like the flea thing that much...

>>9182821
She doesn't like being called cute, she wants to be called a stinky bitch

>>9182880
Sounds like she'd fit right in with VShojo

every day I come here to laugh at vrigins getting mad at Twitch

>>9182983
Do you know what website you're on or are you retarded?

>>9182983
I wish Twitch was the only problem.

>>9183021
whats this site got to do with anything? All Twitch chat does is regurgitate 4chan memes anyway

>>9183054
Calling people here vrigins [sic] is the same as going to a baseball stadium and calling them baseball fags

>>9182983
I just dropped her entirely though, i lurk just to see if she went full retard again

What vtubers are like Kana was before she decided Youtube hurt her feelings 2 much and she'd rather be a vshojo? I need a replacement goldfish.

>>9181715
I actually scrolled all the way back and the guy who posted it didn't provide source, just said it was a skeb. Same guy who skeb'd the nog hands choking one if that helps

>>9183396
Same. I'll watch another stream once she debuts her new model to see if she's improved her content or not.

>>9183399
Fallenshadow, though she's also Twitch

>>9183399
Meru and Purin from Tsunderia

I want the Bolsheviks to LEAVE

>>9183399
Gawr Gura, unironically.

>>9183551
I just checked this one out and her voice spot on reminds me of some Brit chick I used to know. She had heavy autism and liked to build and resell computers from junk parts from what I remember. Then she got into a relationship with some middle easterner and probably got beheaded or something.

>>9183609
Meru is waaay too menhera and purin is waaay too degenerate

>>9183551
Isn't that literal dramawhore that is trying to pander to vt because she hates Fauna?

Though Kana's streams aren't really different now on Twitch, honestly. Sure, some of the recent Twitch streams were shit but she had off days on YouTube too. Lately her streams have been basically normal again (when she isn't talking about how shit YouTube is). Maybe you just realized you didn't actually like her as much as you thought you did?

>>9184208
Her voice took a little getting used to back when I first got into her ASMR videos on YT, but I've grown to really like it. Shadow's actually been to therapy so her episodes are way less severe

>>9184326
>he believed the SEAnagers that were trying to damage control for Fauna
Come on, be smarter than that

>>9065961
No, she doesn't. It doesn't make sense from VShojo's perspective either. Why on earth would they let her join?

>>9184548
>Why on earth would they let her join?
To expand their roster. They're taking auditions right now.

I'm gonna be kana's new manager!

>>9074596
Implying she cares about literally anyone other than herself. As some other Anon said a few threads ago; she behaves as if people that aren't currently in her view don't exist.

>>9184372
People have bullied nerd complexes where they think Twitch chat is for normies who excluded them so they don't like the site

>>9184641
I am so sorry for you, anon.

>>9184372
She's been having a lot more off-days, and generally way more low-energy. She has that stupid Depression tag on for a reason. We must simply wait for her to get over whatever whiny baby thing she's dealing with now

>>9184785
I thoroughly blame the clot shot and you can't change my mind.

>>9184867
Whatever cope you need, bud

>>9184045
It's strange. There was a period of time (a couple months ago) when I was enjoying Kana's brand of brattiness more than Gura. But then the mental health barrier broke and now we're left with a broken mess.

That feels like way more hiccups than usual...

>>9184867
Completely agreed. This craziness started in that week.

>>9184372
I was writing out a long response but came to the conclusion you're right. I don't like the whiny, stupid bitch version of Kana, and that's all she's been for a while. She doesn't even have the decency to amend her dumb note on youtube that said she'd be back in a few days to mention "on twitch lmao".

>>9184595
Well sure, but she's unreliable, has a small audience and doesn't have any talents apart from having a cute voice. What would she bring to their roster exactly? There are an absurd amount of vtubers (vtwitchers?) on Twitch and many of them are reliable, have talents and significantly larger audiences than Kana. Just trying to be realistic.

>>9185291
AnnyTF would blow her out of the water in Vshojo auditions and Kana knows it

>>9185291
I'm pretty sure Kana is the only person who thinks Kana would be a good fit for vshojo. She's a social recluse who hates collabs and group activities that the other girls (And the TTS faggot) would eat alive.

i was very happy when she announced that she is part of a company because i wanted see her collabing with other girls and watch their chemistry but in the end we get only few and she gone from company and she is too stupid to do anything else that streaming without menagment we would propably have merch already (and yes that's true info because rosu done some art for it in 2020)

>>9186618
Kana will never collab, she's too menhera

Cancelled my membership since it's clear she's dropped her Youtbe channel for the time being Since I never ever go to Twitch I can now start the healing process. Please stay away from Youtube now Kana, I'm finally free.

>>9185291
>>9185690
>>9185473
You know it only just occurred to me how hard she fucked herself by leaving Tsunderia. She could have worked with them to build the company up together. Now it'll be very difficult for her to get into any other agency because she has relatively low viewership and not much marketability what with how she treats the audience. Being the Tsunderia OG was actually her best shot at just being a vtuber without needing to do much work. Now she'll have to work hard if she wants to make any headway.

Funnily enough none of this would be an issue if she got serious about being an indie. She has potential to make it work but she has to try. Unfortunately it seems like she doesn't want to.

Everybody was against me when i talked about the real Kana and now everydody sounds like me

>>9187677
turns out you guys were a bunch of fake fans. kana was trying to filter you retards when she left youtube and you proved her right. by the way, she asked me how i thought she could get rid of you sorry fuckers and i told her leaving youtube was the best way to do it. read you like a book

>>9187347
The thing is, I'm not sure if she'll even be able to go back to Tsunderia. The girls have all gotten really close after she dumped them, I'm pretty sure they're not gonna be OK with her pretending they don't exist anymore

>>9188547
Oh shit. What's the next part of the master plan?

>>9189028
Next she's gonna marry him and blow him on stream to get rid of the idolfags

>>9189390
based ratcoin

>>9188547
youre not a fan youre just a simp. fans will say negative things when they think the talent makes a mistake but dont harbor any ill will towards them. people like you will defend every single bad idea somebody has like its a full time job

>>9188547
I can agree with this, some of you are really too obsessed and needs to touch grass and have sex instead.

>>9189952
What's your favorite mistake kana had made so far?

>>9190202
Stopping member streams because she thought it hurt her in the algorithm was a great one

>>9190202
Limbo stream, chat bad bad is not like i got mad because i wasn't able to clear a puzzle

>>9190604
>Stopping member streams because she thought it hurt her in the algorithm
KEK is this real?

>>9190680
One of today's complaints about YouTube was that doing member streams hurt her in the algorithm and forced her to grind to try and get back to where she was. It's crazy how schitzo she is

>>9189390
Twitch will ban her

>>9191106
how do you know she's wrong?

>>9191261
She's moving to Pomf.tv

>>9191499
Focus on the stream, Kana

>>9191499
Kana, pls

>>9191552
>>9191801
You didn't answer my question
Who's the schizo here exactly

>>9191879
Nigga when have you seen membership streams destroy viewership before?

>>9192074
She didn't say viewership, she said the algorithm

>>9191499
Because she's only ever done like 5 member streams in her entire career and she's incredibly impulsive. She definitely saw a stream get a few less viewers one day, convinced herself it was because she did a members stream that week, and nuked everything.

>>9192124
What does that even mean? Do we need to let the other chuubas who do shit like member asmr weekly or so know?

>>9192330
Kana is a small streamer. Whatever she does is a lot more sensitive the whims of YouTube. I'm not saying she's right, I'm just saying you don't know that she's wrong

>>9192124
The only way to gage the algorithm would be to have at least 15 seeded accounts to see how likely YT is to recommend you the stream and that is entirely too high effort for Kana who can barely manage to create a schedule consistently. Maybe one stream the was no one that announces "its my first stream :)" but that would be an even stupider excuse

>>9192452
I know she's wrong because she's a stupid bitch. She said herself before that the algorithm favored her and now she says this?

>>9192782
See, typical anti behaviour
You're just inventing reasons to hate her

>>9192452
She isn't that small a streamer. Most corpo chuubas talked about on this site without the name hololive are smaller than her if we're talking raw sub numbers.

>>9192782
Plus she talked about how much those short videos boosted her and then proceeded to never make another one again. Somehow the algorithm matters when it means she needs to put in less effort, but not when she needs to put in slightly more. Sounds a little like an excuse

>>9192872
If I'm inventing reasons to hate you're inventing reasons to defend. Kana has said multiple times that the algorithm seems to favor her. She's also said she didn't want to grow ""quickly"" as if you can actually control how fast or slow you grow with precision. Even if she was right, which she isn't because this doesn't happen to other streamers, it shouldn't have been an issue anyway since she claims she wanted to stay where she was.

>>9193072
>then proceeded to never make another one again
That's because she moved to Twitch

>>9193083
>Kana has said multiple times that the algorithm seems to favor her
The algorithm is very fickle

>>9193177
Sounds like someone I know.

She moved to Twitch to be lazy. That's it. There's no reason other than that.

>>9170877
That's what, 4th person to become a vtuber because of her?

>>9193493
She was already lazy on YouTube

>>9193104
Alright, I'll admit I forgot the two she did in July.

>>9193786
Shirara became a vtuber because of Kana too. Maybe I should try watching her. Hopefully she's not as schizo.

>>9194064
someone post the boyfriend clip

>>9193493
We know, but we've gotta discuss all the copes she comes up with

Kana's breakdown arc has been kino, desu. She just needs to have a stream where she bursts out in tears to end it all.

>>9194064
Shirara is actually high effort and cares about v-tubing, idk if she'd be a good substitute for Kana

>>9194064
I didn't like her when compared to Kana but now I do. Despite the Twitch pandering shit, she's the polar opposite of Kana in terms of putting the work in.

>>9194064
Her playthrough of Cuck Simulator is great

>>9194262
>>9194269
She's formerly a team leader in fucking Tesla, far cry from being a lazy smelly dog-fucking hikki

>>9194859
>She's formerly a team leader in fucking Tesla
What the fuck, that's a good job. What made her switch to vtubing?

>>9194992
Increasing workload there + her mum passed away at the same time so she called it quits; at her debut stream she listed kana as one of her oshi

>>9194992
Having to work for Elon Musk

>>9194992
Working for Elon fucking sucks

>>9194859
Oh, I thought that was just a larp. Good for her.

you WILL post about me tomorrow
and the next day
and the next day

>>9198035
lmao see ya faggot

>>9198035
Yes Kana

>>9198035

>>9198314

>>9198035
Is this a cry for help?

>>9198035
I don't think i will, i am getting bored about even posting about you

>>9198947
See you next thread, fag