/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>90847004
SDH love

what the chumbies up to tonight

>>90847145
Praying that I can finish my Gura fan project before she graduates

>>90840614
Does anyone have the video of Gura singing this at BD?

>>90847145
watching some animu

hewwo gura cute?

Day 64! Give it up for day 64!

>>90847437
She can't keep getting away with it...

>>90846200
The fuck are you talking about retard? Gura gets shitload of art, you fucking troglodyte

I'm gonna bust one out to fauna. Its what Gura would have wanted.

Even if she will be in Fes lineup I don't think it proves much since affiliates can still take part in events according to Cover and Fes stuff was definitely recorded already so not using it is just a waste.
Anyway I hope Gura, Ame and Fauna will end up making their own corpo. And Mint and Doki too I guess

>>90847686
Nta but not as much as before

>>90847857
You have any concrete numbers?

>>90847217

Kronii is still ugly even after all those numerous filters
Bae is a slit-eyed bug
IRyS is a horse-faced married whore

goobnight
i love gura

>>90847264
https://litter.catbox.moe/9g3shh.mp4

>>90848496
nighty night chumbie

>>90848405
Middle girl is not Kronii is it? Looks nothing like any of the talents.

What's his obsession with posting random girls who are clearly not Gura?

>>90847217
You have all the time in the world.

>>90848498
Thanks

>>90848776
My filter must be working pretty well

Hot asians are hot. Wrong thread though.

Gurass

>>90848776
The sisters are desperate. More so than usual.

>>90846619
Dude, have you seen his twitter? Not even Dole makes a a bigger fruitcup.

How do you guys think Gura is making money right now? You still think she's getting paid? If she does leave, she'll have to stream more. Before Hololive she would stream like once a month. That ain't gonna cut it as an indie If she wants to keep making the same amount of money.

>>90848919
I still pay for my membership

>>90848405
All Asians look alike. How am I supposed to tell who is who? Hololive English has too many Asians. Need more white girls.

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>90848919
I'm a sharkside member keeping her afloat. She doesn't have to seek outside monetary sources while I exist.

>>90848405
That's nice, but have you seen this cute pic of Mogo-jyan?

>>90848791
I hope so but I have anxiety that it won’t be so optimistic. Last project I had to rush after Ame’s announcement and released it a few days after she left. I got PTSD from that

>>90848776
The person didn't say they were Gura. He said who they are.

>>90849013
If you are worried chumbie, try and have it mostly finished by January

>>90848919
If she has 10k members, then she gets $210,000 per year in memberships alone.

>>90849013
I am an enormous pessimist and even I think >we have until like next September/October, you've got time no matter what.

>>90848919
memberships, ad revenue, and merch

>>90848839
lol, why do you guys post these funny pictures. This pic makes me laugh for some reason. Look at that retard

>>90849047
kinda but not specifics, Idk who is who. either way they're not Gura so why post them?

>>90849075
>>90849104
If she's in the doghouse, there is no guarantee that Cover is still giving her money from memberships and merch.

>>90849177
Don't joke about that chumbie. I might get angry again

>>90849177
>>90849243
Are you guys crazy? They are in no position of doing this kind of shit.

>>90849155
I think he thinks they're pretty. And he's right. I wonder if Gura still looks the same as that one pic from 5 years ago.

I guess I really am the last chumbie here.

>>90849177
They legally can't do that because that would be textbook fraud in both the US and Japan. Most of her fans are under the impression that a significant portion of the money they send to her through her channel goes to her and not entirely to Cover.

I’ve been going back and forth between whether Cover is stealth suspending Gura or if Gura is boycotting Cover. But going by what the orc said was the most common reason for hiatuses is mental health breaks from frustrations about rejections from cautious management and high behind the scenes workload. That means Gura is not being stealth suspended but is choosing not to work, not because she is lazy but because she is mentally exhausted with her work and employer. This is still speculation but I think it’s more likely than some of thy e crazier rrats like she is pregnant or she is a lazy psychopathic grifter or her house got destroyed in a hurricane

>>90848496
nini

>>90849338

I remember the suspension rrat/cope happening last year, too, time is a flat circle.

Goob night.

>>90849515
Sleep well bud

>>90849451
Basically management is garbage

>>90849451
Honestly, it doesn't matter, because either way, she chooses not to talk to us. Even if she was stealth suspended, then she could still communicate with us on her roommate. Also, no holo has ever been suspended for months. And when they are suspended, usually Cover says so like with Coco and Haachama or that one time with Towa.

>>90849574
Behead All Management

I miss Gura's voice. She has the perfect female speaking voice. How can something be that perfect

Chumbies I did my reps on warosu, saw the cuckposters spamming and now I have doubts in my mind. Is the shit about schedules lining up true or just schizophrenia?

>>90849451
Then she should close her memberships or tell members outright that she won't be doing any membership content from now on. She's still a fucking grifting cunt even if you try to write fanfiction to justify her behavior.

>>90849858
Management should be stoned

>>90848973
No. Have some more Asians

>>90849813
Basically management should be gunned down in the streets

>>90849813
Which schedules? If you mean japan trips, then...

>>90849813
Honestly it is possible. I wish I knew for sure too but I do not. Perhaps it is nothing perhaps it is. What can we do?

Sex with a fembud.

https://youtu.be/N27sTedK6e4
she speaks from experience, btw

>>90850130
Shes probably been to AX. I remember walking about this large individual that smelled of wet rags and taco bell cheese

Any comfybuds on? What are you guys up to tonight?

>>90850130
the worst smelling place i've been to was one of them card game shops. a fat sack of shit that stank of shit

I think my room has really good insulation. Just having my computer on ramps the temp up to 80

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>90850130
When I was in high school, I went to an anime con with three friends hosted at a college, two of which were girls. I bought the death note manga because it was really popular at the time. Then we watched a couple episodes of this comedy mecha anime that I forget the name of. I don't remember any of it smelling bad, but this was a small town. Then we got some food and went back and hung out at one of the girls' places and played super smash bros brawl. The other guy used Rob and and Ice Climbers. That shit was nasty. I used Ike and one of the girls used Kirby and the other one used Pikachu and Luke.

>>90848405
This still up? Guess I'll take one for the team. Why is everyone in Hololive so attractive

>>90850262
I'm playing some Binding of Isaac, doing the "Isaac's awakening" challenge which is a reference to links awakening. you get a sword, shield and a ring

Because management are probably sexpests and only hire beautiful women they want to sexually harass and assault.

>>90849961
You mean the constant insistence that he "stopped going offline for the exact amount of time she was gone" while never posting even an ounce of proof of that? You mean the spamming of the same copypasta over and over that doesn't even correctly remember the date she left to go to Japan?

>>90850608
I burnt myself out on isaac real bad. That challenge was pretty fun though

>currently offline

>>90850668
/ggg/ is so insular. The rest of the community is still talking about fauna while you guys discuss dead stale shitposts

>>90850769
Who the fuck is fauna

>>90850810
Chumbieprime

>>90850668
The first one was true. You could've confirmed it yourself back then if you looked every day. It could mean different things, but personally, the hurricane one was more unnerving.

>>90850830
But the number one fan of Gura is senz

>>90850892
Actually this is chumbieprime

I'm really sad because Fauna always asked for perms to really cool, niche games. We're going to lose that when she's gone. This is bumming me out more and more every passing day as I slowly realize how horrible and boring hololive EN is going to be without her.

Gura should be a magical girl. Idk why but everytime I hear her voice, I have the urge to touch myself. I really miss hearing her....

>>90850863
What was discovered about the hurricane regarding him?>>90850874

>>90850947
Yeah...

>>90850968
Typically, you don't have to evacuate for a hurricane 5000 miles away...

>>90849813
You are retarded if you bought that.

Who is the successor of SNO?

>>90850968
It was discovered that (You) are a faggot.

>>90851112
Why do you keep arguing with that guy chumbie

>>90851100
If Goob stays in Hololive, she'll just stream alone with occasional Kiara collab.

>>90851155
That doesn't sound fun

>>90851100
No one. Hololive EN is dead.

>>90851138
Compulsion.

>>90851100
I am going all in on rr gg cc

>>90848405
>>90850557
Bae, IRyS, and Nerissa dox stays up but talking about Gura roommate gets insta deleted? Does /vt/ finally have a chumbud janny?! I could shed a tear

>>90851208
The elusive sharkmeido...

I checked my blood pressure and its fine but my body has all sort of aches right now. Is it stress?

>90850557
That is one massive fuckin noggin. Like holy shit, it's like we've got Andre the Giant over here.

>>90851208
Hes a bit spotty but he tries at least

>>90851279
idk, maybe you should do some stretches.

>>90851301
Send a superchat asking Rissa what that noggin felt like between her legs

>>90851279
Ever since gura started disappearing for long breaks two years ago, my resting heartrate has shot up past 100 and I'm not even fat or out of shape. My doctor says it's massive amounts of unmanaged stress.

>>90851351
I didn't think my body would be breaking down in my late 20s. So this is what it means to get old

>>90851385
I'd rather not. I don't even watch her so it'd be kind of awkward. Do you have autism, anon? You don't seem to keen on social etiquette.

>>90851395
Does your doctor have any tips on managing stress?

>>90851419
The body is pretty useless but I think it should be fine with a little exercise.

>>90851455
He said I should go seek a stress therapist, but I don't think it'll help much. In a way, I think Gura literally broke my heart, not just figuratively.

>>90851443
Issa joke. Thought it was obvious

>>90851279
You have terminal ligma. I'm sorry.

Did I miss securitybud going off to work?

>>90851629
I'm sorry, bud, but securitybud fell into a sinkhole.

Why do people keep posting photos of the other ENs in this thread? I don't get what the angle is here.

>>90851710
I don't know. I want to know why they aren't getting clapped by meidos

>>90851710
I'm pretty sure it's one ban evader that just likes the other EN members.

>>90851710
He should at least post Gura in the Gura thread, right!?

>>90851710
I posted one just to wake up the jannies but that did not work. I may need to post another to get their attention, I know a Gura one would work but that is a last resort as I do not want to post it obviously

>>90851816
he should try not shitposting

I genuinely forgot how her voice sounds like

>>90851904
People post soundposts all the time chumbie

>>90851904
Like a little boy. Unironically

>>90851904
She sounds like both a 12 year old boy but also a slut that loves being a cum dumpster.

>>90851904
I haven't had that happen, but I have noticed the longer she's gone, less real it feels. It's like, was there really actually a time I was regularly watching her and smiling at her tweets and members posts? It feels like a distant dream now...

>>90852017
sleep tight buddy

>>90852017
Oyasame

>>90851884
And I want a million dollars to show up in my mailbox. You're asking for the impossible.

Ok one last chance to wake the janny. I do not care to cause trouble but merely act as a lightning rod to rid the existing dox on this thread.

>>90851944
I don't play soundposts from here
>>90851998
Yeah I get that feeling, it's like the memories of her feel so distant

Trust the Gura. Be the gura in your life.

>>90852103
you are a fucking retard, that's not how and if this works
You'd have better chances cross linking the shit you want to get rid of in global where more people will report it

I really want buldak noodles

>>90852017
sharkdreams

I can buy 50 packs of buldak for 60 dollars. Should I apply for the amazon credit card and get 60 dollars taken off?

I wish she wasn't like this. I wish she was a better person.

have this

>>90852682
Don’t meet your heroes

>>90852746
hey thanks

>>90851860
Would a brothershark one work?

>>90852682
Are you a fembud?

>>90848726
thats Minji from New Jeans, a Korean group

>>90852851
Oh now this is one I have not seen before

I'm not sure if I should buy the buldak or not

>>90852546
Buy it

>>90852682
She is. Maybe you aren't the better person.

what da chumbies doin upon this midnight dreary?

>>90852998
at times like this its best to consult a magic 8 ball

>Typically, you don't have to evacuate for a hurricane 5000 miles away...

Bro is pulling things out of thin air once again

I feel like I'm being ignored tonight

>>90853145
eepy time

I keep getting sad thinking about hololive without Fauna.

>>90853229
Every day except the 9th and 10th.

>>90853599
Same here chumbie

>>90853145
I am playing civ6

>>90853505
I guess I'll head out for the night too. Everyone went to sleep early

>>90853629
Anon, the evacuation was issued on the 5th. No one evacuates a hurricane on the day it makes landfall.

>>90852682
She's a whore anon. Don't fall in love with whores.

>>90853797
Stop falling for bait Anon. That's why he keeps coming back to shit up threads.

>>90853797
Procrastinating until the last minute is the gamer way.

I see we are on the hurricane cope timeloop again

I've been busy today, how's it been in here, chumbies?

>>90854264
Its been okay. Its a little weird right now though, I'm not sure where the other chumbies are

Would you rather Gura be a lying whore and think she wasn't, or Gura not be a lying whore, but you thought she was?

Would you rather smell goob's smelly breath or eat her pissy tshirt?

>>90854385
i'd pick the shirt

>>90853599
Honestly I was sad during Ame, with Fauna I'm mad. Fucking useless managerial class, bureaucracy loving cunts. PS I use that term as a proxy for jewsActually I use most of my disdainful words as a proxy for jews.

But seriously though, that "lying whore" poster should probably expand his vocabulary if he wants people to read through his shitposts more. It's especially easy to ignore for people who actually use filters.

>>90854317
The second one seems like the better of the two options. Even if she isn't a whore I can still get off to her being one in my head.

>>90854113
A whore? Yeah, a whore for women

>>90854385
I would like to smell goob’s smelly breath

>>90854317
The 2nd option isn't possible because the only way I would think she is one is if definitive undeniable proof was posted. But if there was then she would actually be one in reality.

>>90854385
Why not both

>>90854589
He also shits up /uuu/ and /who/. Just filter him

>>90854937
Whats his problem with SNO

>>90854937
/uuu/ and /who/ have whore posters too? I just post that Gura is a whore because I think the idea of her being one is hot as fuck...

>>90854516
same desu except the censored part I hate "the" savages way more

>>90854589
How about perfidious trollop?
Mendacious chippie?

When does Gura play Mechwarrior 5: Clans?

Gura is an unappreciative, perfidious trollop.

>>90855341
after she watches the lore videos and orders some crazy ass controller

>>90855098
You're just a horny dumdum. The other guy seems to call everything that does and doesn't breathe a lying whore and makes it his mission to let everyone know.

>>90855304
trollop sounds funny

>>90855429
Thesaurusbud, what do you call a person that fights against the tyranny of management?

>>90855519
meliorist

>>90855583
Hmm I guess it works. You are good at this chumbie

>>90855618
I'm not all bad.

Holofes is just 94 days away.

>>90855872
Your webm made me really fucking sad for some reason. I think it reminded me of a time when she and all of us were happy. When she actually still wanted to spend time with us and laugh.

>>90852682
She's better than you, at least.

>>90855975
those were the days...

>>90855975
It was before Cover went full retard

>Hail Fauna, full of green
>Yagoo forsaketh thee
>Blessed art thou amongst kirin
>And blessed is the fruit of thy milkers, Jes/uuu/s
>Man I Love Fauna, mother of saplings
>Do ASMR for us squeebers, that's all we will ever be
>uuu
>men

>>90854516
Based

>>90852192
I haven't heard of those, are they Thai or something?

>>90856443
*squeeeeeb*

>>90850479
>mecha comedy anime
Only show I can think of that even comes close to fitting that description is Megas XLR, but that was a western cartoon wasn't it?
I wanna watch Megas XLR again...

>>90856603
Its korean instant stir fry noodles. They must put something in the sauce because I can't stop eating it

>>90851629
>>90851688
I'm alive buds! Don't worry about me, I don't actually work this day of the week. Also I jwu

>>90852017
Goobnight

>>90853332
C'mere you

>>90856951
Sounds scrumptious

Gura is staying. Stop the grad talk.

>>90856603
>>90856951

They are extremely popular. They went viral on youtube 10 years ago because there was a Fire Noodle Challenge.

I used to have to go to asian grocery shops to buy them but these days you can find them in most supermarkets. Hell, some shops even have knock-off brands now.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUUUREAT
AGAIN!

Stop eating instant noodles. They're bad for you.

>>90857368
how'd you know I just ate some?

>>90857253
Nahone, I always ignore anything spicy in stores... if something has packaging that even slightly aesthetically hints to being spicy I immediately move on to the next item without a second thought or trying to read the brand name
Also, these days I only ever go to the deli on the streetcorner, and their selection is relatively limited

>>90857368
Too late

I read Drama Queen, I liked it.

>>90857253
Buldak taste like stomach cancer in 5 years

>>90848851
SNIFFFFF

>>90858177
It's delicious

Baguuuraette squeebsqueebsqueeb

>>90858177
Four cheese buldak is top tier. Combine it with some eggs and some of that korean bbq meat slices and it's good shit.

For Kirin and Cuuunny!

This is a cunny.

I feel her presence

>>90860082
Looks tasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwk4UbptGn8
why did she have to sing this song almost every unarchived karaoke..

That the one and only vtuber I love and made my oshi turned out like this is typical for me and my fucking shitty luck.

>>90852546
stop eating junk food chumbie

>>90860943
Sounds like you suck

Gura

GOORUH

>>90861478
yea?

She's on day 3

>>90862085
the question is as an affiliate or still as a full member of Hololive

>>90862085
She is here. God is here.

>>90862297
anon, ame's not there.

>>90862386
many holos are not there

>>90862085
my goob

>>90862509
they're on other days, retard
ame's not on any day

>>90862085
I honestly do not give a fuck about her stage performances anymore. I want streams for gods sake!

>>90862607
60 days and still angry? that's not healthy, lmao

>Ina
It has been pre recorded Six month ago or more probably

>>90862085
>She's on day 3
The picture says day 2 right there chumbie...

>>90863234
They record fes in December, Jan and Feb and Ina gets her visa mid-December. No issue there.

>>90863548
no, Ina is going back home mid-December, the visa is probably not gonna get resolved until january at least

>>90863548
oh cool, even more months without any Gura activity

>>90863610
>>90863548
Why do you care so much about exact dates..
as long as she's there (and even gooba), it means they're not going anywhere until HoloFes..
Unless of course they are terminated before HoloFes like Mel

>>90862085
You mean day 2 right?

>>90863753
I don't know, i mean:
Why the fuck do 90% of /ggg/ here still expect her to stream, lmao..
Half of people here are not even chumbuds, thats for sure.

>>90864100
Stop citing that stupid self depreciating joke already. Also partially retired doesn't even make sense.

>>90864200
What joke? are you the God of retards? she's already missing for 64 days already and you think it's still a joke?
What a fuckin retard

has she been traveling to japan without telling anyone?

>>90864358
She'll appear with Mori to hammer it home to the "sapbuds" LMAO.

>>90864348
Yes, she always makes self deprecating jokes instead of addressing anything. And that one in particular was her aping some retarded shitposter in chat.

Shitters woke up I see

I have never doubted goobie

Goob morning retards

I don't cause trouble, I just come here to love my daughterwife gura.

Applied for lottery, wish me luck anons.
Seeing her "live" for the last time before she graduates will be a nice closure for me

>>90862509
>outing himself as a lurker
retardo!

>>90862607
Can buy concert stream ticket?

>>90864783
Goob morning faggot

>>90862085
i hate this.... she is never going to stream until day 3.....

>>90864899
goodluck
if you win the lottery dont forget to live post
always better to have an inside man posting pics

I don't feel the des hype at all anymore, I'll just buy a ticket for day 2 for Gura.

gua forever

what i am noticing is that gura isnt being featured prominently in the promotional pictures, unlike previous times
i hope you also noticed

>>90865607
She hasn't been in the spotlight or merch or promos for a while, yeah.

>>90865522
Same, honestly.
>>90865607
Yea, it seems like they are trying to make people forget about her and make the exit as painless as possible for themselves.

Can I have some kisses

>>90866245
mwah

>>90866245
Mmmmm, idunno chumbie... have you been a good boy?

>>90854516
>hates jews
>posts a pic of one
What did he mean by this?

>>90862085
Is anyone surprised? Grifting whore.

>>90866507
Nyo…

>>90865607
This is last year's lineup image, doesn't seem any "less prominent" than this time

>>90866556
Forgive a newbud's newfaggotry, but are these "Gura is le Jewish" posts doxshit to be reported? Or is it a meme about that time she played Hava Nagila in that trumpet game? Or something else?

>>90866771
not the lineup, look at the other promotional images

>>90866677
Didn't think so, come here bad boy... chu~

>>90866799
They haven't released any yet shitposterchama...

>>90866797
Her mom also sounded.. Well, you know.

>>90867149
Oh...

Not satisfied with having 10 million stories about her family celebrating christmas and with doxfags having figured out her entire family tree. We instead choose to rely on what one guy says her mom sounded like through a muffled phone

Gift wrapping stream soon?

>>90867149
Mama shark does not sound Jewish, you're crazy and a dumbud

>>90867707
Many such cases

>>90867707
>that one guy

You wouldn't bully her... right chumbies...?

>>90868281
Only sexually

>>90867921
literally me..

>only one day performance
wtf is this shit?

I like cuddling my pillow pretending it’s Gura. I give it hugs and kisses

>>90868626
Same as everyone else. She hadn't decided to quit back then so...

>>90868869
she usually get two days

>>90869006
Well this time she only got one. Any more questions, hmmm?

>>90869086
just one, why did I thought skipping BD was a good idea? This shit fucking sucks.

>>90869006
No she got two stages because she was also on the partner stage with external artists but she can't be on it this year because this one is about orisongs

>>90869086
Yeah where do babies come from?

>>90869165
You gotta fuck the pussy and suck her balls at the same time until the baby comes out.

Goob morning.

Do you think Gura would have droopy low hangers or a tiny cute pink sack?

Palworld soon?

honestly disappointed she'll be in holofes
i can't bring myself to care about hololive anymore, i was hoping she would go indie as soon as possible

>>90867837
Whatever makes you feel better copebud :3

>>90869855
sure son, sure

>>90869855
Only chumbuds are allowed to use the -bud suffix, anti. You can use “pal”.

Reddit is that way

>>90869829
Sorry sis, you'll have to wait a little bit longer before she goes full whore

Hungy

>>90869855
What's the pont of posts like this? They do christmas gifts so even if her family had jewish origins they'd be converted anyway

Why can't you all just shut up about stupid shit

>>90872055
Why can't you just make out with me?

And now I’m feeling spiffy

>>90869455
Goob nite

>>90871989
You don't have to be Christian to celebrate Christmas. It's all just buyfagging anyway.

>>90873270