/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

Day 62! Give it up for day 62!

>>90685656
she can't keep getting away with it

How did Gura know what testicular torsion is? How did she know about ribbed condoms and made 2 jokes about them during her Holo career? How did she know about step bro? How did she understand the "I'm gonna pound you like my dad pounds me" joke in Bully? How does she know so much about sex when everyone claims she is a fragile little flower?

>>90685817
me

What da chumbies eat for dindin?

>>90684610
The thread archived as I was hitting submit
My dreams tend to change directions quickly, I was at a gas station and was talking to this girl about a car that wasn't mine. Eventually we ended up going after a dog, and when we had the dog cornered it grew larger and became aggressive so we ended up being trapped in a room together over a few hours. We got to know each other over the time in the room and randomly the roof opened and we made our escape from the dog. After it felt like we were old friends and we decided to spend more time together. The girl was short and really cute, with dark brownish hair I think. It was just one of those dreams where you wake up with a good feeling from it.

>>90685817
She uses the internet

>>90685884
Your mom

>>90685912
Copium. And also, what i mentioned is just the tip of the iceburg of everything she has said in Hololive

>>90684963
Reading this made me >mfw vicariously
I'm sorry chumbie

>>90685884
I ate a honeyed ham sandwich

gura needs hugs

>>90685995
It would seem to me that you are in fact the one huffing copium, cuckposter-kun

Last night I had a dream where I drove around town again. I wouldn't mind getting a new dream every now and then

Bet me on this: Gooba will stream tomorrow...
Mandatory stream to pacify the situation

>>90686292
Nah, management reaped what they sowed

I dont dream at all. I think the weed stops them.

>>90685904
How wholesome. I think I know what you're talking about. One of those dreams with a classic movie, Shawshank Redemption-esque happy ending. I've had a few dreams like that. Leave you feeling nice and warm and fuzzy.

>>90686259
nothing bad with having a recurring dream, for years i've had like a good 10 recurring dreams every so often, they are all nice but all i can gather from them is my anima calling for me to find her.

>>90686369
dude WEEED bro

>>90686802
calm down bud, dont be mean to the retarded.

>>90686492
:3

>>90686292
but I want her to beat her old record...

I still liked this work from dinoaibud

>>90686802
It's relevant to the conversation. DUDE WEED BRO is for when people bring it up all the time randomly.

>>90687157
it's ok but it does need a bit more work so it stops being jarring on some scenes.

>>90686292
Nah Gura’s been fighting against management. You seriously think she’s gonna want to help them?

>>90686369
I rarely dream, I think it's becuase of caffiene. I drink a lot of coffee but I don't use drugs.

>>90687440
are you black

>>90687474
I know how to change smoke detector batteries and maintain my credit score so no.

>>90686492
The dream definitely ended with a happy ending :3

>>90687540
i was only curious, that's good.

>>90686511
Chumbie, I just did a college research paper on Jung a couple weeks ago after never looking into his work all that deeply, and this is the second time since that I've seen a random persom explicitly mentiom the anima/animus archetypes - specifically that one - both online and irl
Is this synchronicity

Gura fights her sleep paralysis demons and management but sometimes she forgets which one she fought last night.

>>90687440
I drink a lot of caffeine too. It's not really a bad thing to stop dreams though, feels nice to not wake up with a raging boner or depressed from some nonsense.

https://files.catbox.moe/g1weor.png

on 3 occasions I have dreamed that I was in front of a huge crowd holding a saxophone. Neither my real self nor my dream self has any competency with the saxophone.

>get home
>gura trending on twitter
>it's just a bunch of fan art and AI porn
After the Fauna thing I was getting nervous.

>>90687598
Was brown-haired girl cunny

>>90687751
If something happened we would probably be at 1000 posts right now chumbie

Gura will join Faunas stream tonight to help finish her stupid Minecraft tree

>>90688079
I hope not. I'm busy.

>>90688079
Theres another stream tonight?

>>90688079
Did she mention playing minecraft earlier? I don't see anything about it on twitter or her channel.

>>90685817
Its called the internet and watching meme shit, cute little tard~

My wife is 8mths pregnant and I had a weird dream last night that I was changing Gura's diaper what does this mean?

>>90688266
You're gonna have a daughter. Good luck, you will need it.

>>90688220
He already knows that, there's no way he was being serious. Don't even bother replying.

>>90687620
after learning about jungian psychology and analyzing my own self through that lens i see things that my subconscious have tried to tell me since young and it makes a whole lot of sense.
i still got a lot to learn

Why the fuck did >>90685817 get deleted?

>>90687708
this is what I like but fauna's breasts should be bigger

>>90687855
Im guessing she was in her twenties like me, and beyond that I just remember her being on the short side. Funny enough from your image, Mumei's height probably would have been close.

Off, once again, to the nightshift
Forgot to post earlier whoops

>>90688453
Okie dokie

>>90688479
I feel the same
Also Jung mogs Freud, change my mind don't @ me
>>90688649
Conjure her for the sequel dream and wife her

>>90688659
Stay safe bud.

I'm running out of things to watch

Sex with a fembud.

>>90688659
Goob luck chumbie

>>90688868
Read books then.

Gurass

I had two Gura-related dreams a few months ago. I forgot what the first one was about and the second one involved all of Myth. I haven't had any dreams with her in them since.

>>90688868
Impossible. There's enough anime out there to appeal to every possible taste for eternity. Look harder chumbie

>>90688758
forgot where i read this but didn't jung say that freud was only scratching the surface of a deeper basement.
freud was alright but he couldn't see broader like jung did. i wonder what the world would have turned out like if instead of frend and it's contemporaries, took jung and neumann as the root of psychology during the boom of psychedelics.

Seems like everyone who talked about Fauna's graduation said that everything is fine with Cover and management and basically Fauna is stupid for leaving. Ngl kinda scummy that they would just throw their supposed friend under the bus like that, maybe there really is bullying and cliques in Hololive

never gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Will Gura change from light blue to dark blue?

>>90689628
They are trying to save their own skin. I'm on fauna's side on this one

I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm starting to believe Gura's minimum effort approach was actually the best call she could've made. She never misses, huh?

Got mad at sparking Zero and I deleted it.

>>90689929
Is it tough chumbie?

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>90688868
what were you watching until now?

>I am forgotten...

>>90689600
>neumann
had this in my backburner, bought now.

>>90689628
It really goes to show that Gura is a true princess and the rest of the vtubers are wimpy peasants who can only act on animal instinct, too unintelligent to realize the poison needle is what kills them rather than the pain induction box.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>90690246
u also gotta read the essay on wotan that jung did huhaha

>>90690254
OH SHIT IS THAT A FUCKING DUNE REFERENCE?!?!?

what the chumbies talking about

>>90689628
>>90689750
It could be that Fauna had to deal with some bad managers in particular that Cover won't do anything about. Not enough information to know really.

>>90690365
link me up bud.

>>90689628
You're not alone in thinking that. Here's my rrat with absolutely no evidence: While top management wants her to remain for the merchandising, other alliances in Cover are just trying to push her to retire. Indefinite hold on this project, remove resources for that project. Then she still refused to leave, so they went after her allies. Even though it's not too important anymore, someone is still jealous the shark is holding the most subbed crown. My apologies for the schizo conspiracy theory.

>>90690491
I beleeb

>>90690491
I don't like imagining this scenario

goobnight
i love and adore gura

>>90689971
Some what if requierements are basically impossible just to make you gather the dragon balls to make it slightly easier. The dragon balls are random drops with a miniscule drop rate from any fight. It's terrible design just to make you waste your time.

>>90690578
sleep well chumbie

I just want to pet this creature is that too much to ask?

>>90685995
It's copium that she *checks notes* understands basic sex jokes and edgy internet humor?

The Bible and now Jung, God this is great. Chumbies you're alright, needs a twinge more of Miguel Serrano.

>>90686292
wife soon

>>90689866
yeah she certainly doesn't miss her fans ;3

>>90688849
>>90688976
ty buds
After consorting with my coworkers it would seem we all agree that a particular room of the clubhouse, specifically security's after-dark break area, is haunted/demonically possessed. One of them is a former cop who has seen some shit, would sweep pitch-black buildings looking for perps, and so on without hesitation... but this room has him legitimately spooked. They aren't certain if the spirit is malevolent, but as for me, there are times when I can definitely sense an overwhelming miasma of hatred, malice and despair.
I will be unironically asking my priest for advice on spiritual warfare and exorcisms, and in the meantime I shall be avoiding this room.
... so how is your night going chumbies? :3

>>90691098
you clearly don't miss her farts.
fakebud

>>90691205
gura, you don't have to come up with these elaborate stories to let us know you're here...

>>90691205
I'm just relaxing but you should absolutely avoid that room bud.

>>90691274
I do, but she refuses to give them to me

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>90690944
I love my fellow outlier-high-IQ-buds <3

>>90691205
Have you tried bringing a dog near it. I hear dogs are sensitive to spooky stuff

>>90691522
wrong, those are cats.

>>90691585
I watched a bunch of youtube video recommendations where a guy and his dog go into the woods but then the dog gets really spooked at nothing

>>90691679
in the woods, dogs are more alert towards other canines, so there must have been coyotes out there.
cats will literaly stare at a wall and follow something that doesn't seem to be there.

Gura I am aware that you have been working on a sololive and that you just discovered it was a malicious ruse by management to make you stay. However, you must continue to advance in order to demonstrate to the management dogs that their efforts are ultimately in vain.

Bae won't get a sololive, she is too much of a runt
Kiara has given up as she approaches 30
Bijou doesn't have any talents like you
Fuwamoco might have some popularity but they are overrated and will never be able to produce good music

Show them what you've got in store for your sololive, for Fauna.

>>90691828
Hello I am Gura. I am eating kit kats right now

>>90691326
>>90691363
Ye, I'll just hang out in the foyer instead. Kinda spooky in its own right because it's pitch black and there are doors on all sides, but there's a fireplace and the wicked spiritual presence seems much fainter so I'll take it <3
>>90691522
I know some people onsite have a dog, maybe the landscapers, but I haven't seen it since summertime. And I'd be surprised if management would be willing to take an animal up there for something like this. God knows I would if it were my call.

>>90691828
Gura dont listen to this guy just do pic related on stream and all will be well

Wwyd?

>>90688758
>Conjure her for the sequel dream and wife her
I don't think im capable of that, but unless that was my brain's way of depicting Gura then you're not getting me to leave her that easy.

>>90691986
I've played Sata no Uta before. I can work with this.

I want to cum inside gura

That is all.

how is gura such a sweetheart?
i love her so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcoDcRiEoVo

>>90691986
time for her to go back to the sea.

>>90691986
Chumbie are you doing this specifically to mess with securitybud?
Because after I made last post my mind started flashing images of rotting shrieking disfigured corpses not unlike your picrel.
Now I'm imagining spindly arachnid-like inky black fingers closing around my neck from behind.
Alright you know what fuck this I'm getting out of here, screw the cold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLvgAnAadX8
she may love all ebies but she loves me the most

>>90692416
pink ebi bad.

>>90685884
Am having spam and egg today

I do not want her to become a affiliate. I want a graduation live

All this commotion and anxiety and fear after the most recent graduations but Gura chooses to continue staying radio-silent instead of trying to calm the waves even a little bit. Thats kinda scummy not gonna lie.

>>90692971
>calm
Now is not the time for that. The girls are trying to downplay fauna's callout

>>90692864
We'll be lucky to even get a prerecorded video announcement at this point.

Gura would like this
https://youtube.com/shorts/BGpJ9eZojoQ

The trees are bare of their leaves all about me. Withered, desiccated, skeletal husks of coiling fiber behind which hides an empty yawning void of darkness and demonic delusion. I smoke my cigarette by the public road with only the solitary light of the streetlamp and the fire of the almighty in my heart to keep me company, to keep me warm.
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want...

>>90686184
HUG

>>90693479
I like this too

>>90686184

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaTu2aIygDs

Bae talked about it. Change means growth, Fauna doesn't want to accept it, Gura obviously hates it. They're stuck in a bubble, and so do we.

>>90693759
what a sellout

>>90693759
Change is good becuase change is good becuase change is good becuase change is good becuase change is good

>>90693759
Bae drank the corporate koolaid

>>90693832
She already made the move to japan. She has to brown nose management now.

>>90693759
We love the company

The company

Even if we die we love the company!

change is bad. i must make gura eternal.

>>90693979
Agreed. Precisely why her word is suspect

>>90685478
Would sexually bully and ryona this critter T u T

>>90693759
Told you it's a change that only whores don't accept. Literally all the whores are the ones bailing.

>>90694039
so bae is compromised...

>>90691205
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>90694187
>all the whores are bailing.
All the people that have quit this year are non GFE chuubas?

>>90693759
She said equally as dumb when the homos are debuting. I remember her baby talking to her chat and saying change is good and that da boiz are welcome.

>>90694323
A whore is a whore if they're a whore. What they stream has nothing to do with that.

>>90693759
I might be in the minority opinion here, but I like the rat, I really do. That said, given what I know of her and her background, I think it's clear that her values are a bit shallow and that she has a childishly... I guess you could say "progressive" outlook on life. I get the impression that she's the sort of person who, if shown pictures or video of cities like London, Paris and San Francisco in 1900 to 1950, would talk about how there have always been problems, things are "better" now than they've ever been, people have rose-tinted glasses for a world that never existed, etc. Not in those words, because she's not an ideologue - she's better than that - but that's at least her disposition. I think that is also reflected in her framing of this obviously negative development as being "change", and she "wouldn't want Hololive to be the same as it was two years ago" because, uh... "growth".
"Growth for its own sake is the ideology of the cancer cell." Never forget that, chumbies.

>>90694743
She'd make a great pointless middle manager.

>>90694743
She is one of the younger holoENs so I guess I understand.

>>90689628
>everyone who talked about Fauna's graduation said that everything is fine

Man, I really wish I could peek behind the curtain and get a full understanding of what's really going on with Hololive. Only getting bits and pieces and vague, often conflicting statements from different people is very frustrating.

Money and greed is what changes people. If you don't want to see that company grow and see statistics go upwards, then you better off leaving at once.

>>90695093
Given how much I like Ame and Fauna, and obviously given how much I like Gura, I don't think it'd make me any happier. I'm pretty sure that knowing would only piss me off more, since whatevers going on seems to be in direct opposition with my interests.

At long last I have returned to my station at the gatehouse. Nice and warm while also totally free from demonic influence. Sweet relief.

>>90695262
I am curious about this demonic clubhouse. Maybe I can visit it one day

I think Gura has used her Holo-money to buy and old-timeý settlement so she can spend her day RP her cowboy fantasies. She's all in with no electricity and all, that's why she can't communicate with us

Imagine if she graduates before movie may?

>>90695382
She just needs time, Arthur.

>>90694100

>>90695170
Also it's the corporate world, they're NOT going to bend to your pleas. It's all about making profits, and they see talents are nothing but money-making tools, so some of them are not pleased to see the new contract to be outrageous and unfair.

>>90695448
Dear god not movie may! Thats sacred!!

>>90695093
I don't know how corporate NDAs work, but if the girls do leave and Cover eventually croaks as a compzny, do you think they would finally be at liberty to explain what was going on?
A rrat occurred to me just the other day - what if Gura refused to do an anniversary stream this year because she KNEW that Cover would shill 4th anniversary merch regardless, and wanted them to expose themselves? Give themselves enough rope to hang themselves with, so to speak? It would make too much sense, and no I will not take my meds.

>>90695670
I actually agree with your theory chumbie

>>90695029
my thoughts exactly

>>90695670
>>90695737
Posts EXACTLY 1 minute apart, can you be anymore obvious?

>>90695317
I can't say too much for opsec reasons, but other than the demonic infestation it's a nice place. Opulent, in a rustic sort of way. If you do get the chance to visit someday it's a sign that you've made it in life, and who knows, maybe I'll be on duty that day :)

>>90695876
You are by far the most boring poster in the history of /ggg/

>>90695866
r u ogey chumbie

I think Gura wants to leave. But due to her mascot status, it will make the company look bad to the share holders. So they're delaying for as long as possible. At least until the graduation backlog is finished.

>>90695876
We shall see chumbie

>>90695670
I sure hope so. I'd love to see a tell-all book or documentary about Hololive someday. And you could be right with your theory on merch, but I'm really not sure what to think on that for sure.

>>90695932
Dont be mean to securitybud chumbie. I like his stories

>>90695932
Stop, you're hurting my feelings

>>90696045
Thanks chumbie, I like you too

Goob night.

>>90696218
Sleep well gamer

>>90695946
>AM
I can't believe we actually have a living breathing retard posting here, not only did you have to remove the letter "u" from words like colour because you Americans were to retarded to use such an advanced spelling for your peanut brain, then you also hade to reduce time into 2 distinct parts because your peanut brain could not count to 24, which is the actual amount of hours in a day

Holy moly, i feel icky just thinking about people like you watching a sweet girl like Gura :S

>>90696218
nighty night bud

>>90696250
>Seething Britbong falseflag
>Over ante meridian and the u in "colour" of all things
Whyye arrghe yewgh lieyke thisse?
Seriously I'm like 60% on this being a joke please say you're joking

She needs to be protected at all costs.

Huh, I was not aware of this before. It sucks because going public definitely sent things in a bad direction, but I don't blame Yagoo if that was his only choice besides selling.

>>90696250

>>90695956
The longer her silence continues, the more probable this is. They don't have to grant her graduation request mid contract, but she can refuse to do anything.

>>90696503
I hope so, otherwise I understand better now why Gura always mocks the British.

>>90696615
I always liked yagoo. I think he has a genuine love for his talents. But going public means dealing with out of touch investors.

>>90696615
>had to sell
Big time bullshit. He could have downsized (if Cover was even in the red, which I doubt) but he wanted infinite growth just like the investors do.

>Finally check back in after weeks
>Fauna is graduating
Fucking why? why does this keep happening everytime I check in?

>>90696615
From what I've read here I think he owed initial investors from when Cover was starting up, and they wanted him gone unless he sold to get their money or went public. I understand people who aren't fans just wanted to see a return on their investments, but holy fuck has it absolutely caused Cover to take a nose dive.

I've been playing a lot of Holocure lately.

>>90696887
I'm not knowlegable on investing stuff, but from what I read it sounds like the venture capital companies force the IPO. What I don't understand is why cover couldn't buy up a majority of the stock at that time. Is that illegal or something?

>>90695956
When would her contract have been renegotiated? Presumably sometime before Myth's 5th anniversary, surely?
I get the impression that she was at least trying to make things work for most of this year, probably up until she learned about Ame going copeffiliate. If contracts are renewed yearly that would mean she'd have to wait until well into next year then, no?

>>90697065
Well Kiara said Ame told them in like June or July that she was leaving, so probably around that time. She would have to wait until the end September to leave im guessing. Basically the same time Ame left this year.

>>90696894
Sorry for the bad news, bud. At least we get to be here in her final month, and for Christmas.
Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPyLnwSXqkA

>>90697338
Oyasame

>>90697062
>Is that illegal or something?
Shouldn't be unless there is a specific contract stating they must pay back the original amount, but I doubt that because of the option to go public.

even though they vote for Trump, Gura's family gladly shaking hand with Biden

>>90697065
She's barely been around at all all year long, how is that trying to make it work?

>>90697338
sleep tight buddy

>>90697448

>>90697338
Faunwell...

>>90697426
shut the fuck up

>>90697523
No, I'm being serious. Maybe that came out too aggressively, but really. She's been around about as much as last year, which is to say not much at all.

>>90697523
Who do you think Terry Davis' oshi would be

Reminder Mumei is the only one that's left for Gura, if she leaves, she would be extremely devastated and will never recover.

>>90697713
Would've been Ame

>>90697426
okay schizo

>>90697727
I don't want my favorite girls to stay in that shithole anymore honestly

>>90689334
SNIFFFFF

>>90697727
She leans on Kronii too.

>>90697338
sharkdreams

>>90697448
>Intermittent streams, members posts, and/or communication
Versus
>Near dead fucking silence as soon as they learned Ame was leaving for anything not directly involving Ame
Like two thirds of Gura's streams since June involved Ame somehow - Amesame Spelling Bee, Mario Party collab, ENReco, old DMs stream and the DRG collab the day after... only a handful of things like the 2.0 reveal, FNAF spinoff and daughtermaker otherwise. And complete dead silence since DRG collab of course.
Seems to indicate an effort was being made at first, despite Cover making things difficult, but after Ame she threw up her hands. And as time passes we're getting more and more indications as to why.

>>90697727
Fauna was Gura's favorite member of SNOT. It's already over.

>>90698176
>Like two thirds of Gura's streams since June involved Ame somehow
>Outside of 2 collabs with her and a cameo in Bae's live, Gura has been nothing but dead silent since Ame's announcement

Further proof that They Are

>>90697727
I've heard Mumei's been on another long hiatus. Is there any clue as to why, beyond the usual "civilization duties" i.e. college? From briefly lurking in /who/ I get the impression this is unusual, even for her. She wasn't having any corpo perms autism getting in the way of songs like Gura and Kronii right?

>>90698176
Myth one block was organized because Ame was leaving. Kiara pitched the idea in May. Most of Gura's streams this year happened after that. I don't even know where you come up with this shit, if anything she was dead BEFORE she learned about Ame's graduation, not after. The entire first chunk of the year was a handful of streams followed by japan fes taiwan etc

Its during these long periods of droughts that I'm actually happy with all the world's happenings going on that distract me and keep me occupied. I pray for Gura's wellness.

>>90698456
>She wasn't having any corpo perms autism getting in the way of songs like Gura and Kronii right?
The Fauna Mumei original has been held up somehow, and it now seems questionable if it'll ever get an offical release.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8flAWviTYM
Another Full Color-type situation.

>>90698362
Gura definitely nepod ame makes sense that she doesnt feel like working with anybody else

>>90698772
Middle aged women creating and singing an emo song with lyrics of a 12 year old, holy cringe. Hopefully it doesn't get released

>>90698772
For song covers I could maybe understand, but I genuinely don't understand how original songs can be running into issues. It makes no sense at all, no matter what angle you try to look at it from. It's a perfect example of how incompetent Cover staff is now.

>>90698543
You're misunderstanding me. The fact that so many streams since the announcement involved Ame is specifically what I'm highlighting here. She gave up after the announcement, and only came back from the dead for Ame, almost exclusively - remove those streams from the count, and Gura was way more active earlier in the year across the board, factoring in streams, Fes, communication, etc. Especially since the breaks inbetween weren't nearly as long as the break between Luigi's Mansion and Daughter Maker, or DRG and now - it's not just about the sheer number of streams, but how much uninterrupted dead space there is inbetween.
Hence, why I am proposing that before Ame's announcement, she was trying to make things work for her own sake and Cover's; after, she gave one last hurrah FOR AME, but otherwise has given up.
If Gura's really somehow less dead now than earlier in the year - then where the fuck is she, anon? Besides following NotFauna on her other account, of course.

>>90698772
Cover's retardation knows no bounds

>>90699046
Since when is someone in their 20s middle aged? I don't think your old enough to be on this website anon.

>>90699238
middle aged is 38 or something right?

>>90699238
Anyone that is older than 15 and still sings emo songs are middle aged, no matter what their actual age is are am

>>90699427
0-17 = kid
18-36 = young adult
37-55 = middle age
56-74 = elderly
75+ = ancient

>>90690944

>>90699537
When you get a little older you'll see things different little buddy. You'll mature and learn to just enjoy the things you enjoy.

>>90699686
Counterpoint! The rust programming language isn't worth beating the face in of apostates!

do you guys burn incense? what's your favorite type?

>>90699844
my mom does but I don't like the smell

>>90699686
The Bible isnt meant to be read and interpreted alone

>>90699844
Not burn, but i have one of those urns with sticks in them, smells really good; saffron, vanilla & oranges or something, smells like a bakery, sooooo goood <3

>>90699686
>No wars
I talk to a guy that codes AI as a hobby and he fucking despises Rust devs more than you could possibly imagine.
>>90700184
That sounds really nice I just grabbed some Lavender to start off with but I think I'll diversify as time goes on.

>>90700184
Gura please post and update us on twitter, stop shitposting here

>>90699686
Ironically, I've seen codemonkeys arguing over languages before and they'll act like you killed their dog or something

>>90700076
A baby is just a fully baked creampie

Those retweets weren't skinwalked. Notice how she only retweeted Fauna's tweets and the japanese version of Chloe's tweet. It was her way of giving the EN management troglodytes the middle finger. She also followed Fauna on HER account around the same time

does Gura have dildo?

>>90700410
no she likes vibrators

>>90700351
At least it seems like she's still employed. I was worrying she was getting terminated before releasing her last projects

>>90700453
Maraccas to be specific if you know you know, "You can put them in...places, "shaka shaka"

>>90700543
There's no way cover is prepared for the pr nightmare that would come with terminating Gura.

>>90700303
I've always found it interesting how seriously some people take coding. I'll never quite get it as I tried to learn coding, but just couldn't stick with it. While I understood the basic concepts pretty well, the syntax and minutia of exactly how you had do stuff was too much for my brain.

>>90700605
Even retards can learn Go, even easier than Python, and it's an actual good language. Have you given Go a try?

>>90700544
How often does gura goom?

>>90700649
No, I haven't even heard of it before. It was quite a few years that I tried. I don't even remember what language it was.

>>90700544
I love my silly little goomer

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops & also said she used to ate wild catnip

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>90700544

>>90700605
I'm in a similar boat, though mostly due to permanent generalized burnout than anything to do with the subject of programming itself. I think it's helpful to actually start with low-level, bare-metal fundamentals like what hardware components and memory addresses high-level languages abstract down to, and the assembly commands they compile to, etc. than using the high-level abstraction as your starting paradigm. That way you can view the mechanics going on a bit more clearly while bypassing what our intuition would have us believe the language says "should" happen and things like that.
That edification is a major reason arbitrary code execution videos have caught my interest as of late, like these for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnfZgk3QL5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXnwrxLzeI8

I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength, ID male collabs, deceased bees, butt-wiping, chinese invasion of taiwan, missiles, shake-weights, subnautica, Dodgers, baseball, pan fried salman, cockatiels, air fryer, condoms, s’ghetti, birdcages, wc3 customs, bleeding, meron pan, oyasame, eggnog, baguraette, cold sandpaper, foreskin again, dreams, time zones, programming…i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

>>90701049
Its nice to see the memory of my chameleon live on

>>90701049
We must never let this ritualpost die
It may as well be a UNESCO World Heritage site

>>90701158
Onyo, did it die? I miss him already

>>90701221
You the bud who's been taking a break for a few weeks? Sorry you came back to yet more bad news chumbie.

>>90700977
I'm not sure if that would actually help me with learning coding, but I do find that kind of stuff fascinating. I'll check out those videos later.

I want to "know" how to code, but learning it feels tedious and overwhelming

>>90701221
He died a couple weeks ago chumbie. I buried him underneath his tree

>>90701430
Coding always felt like one big puzzle to me. It always felt like I lacked the creativity to solve problems.

>>90701306
Yeah, this is truly the worst timeline :(

>>90699686
Rust sucks bud. It's about as applicable in the real world tech as Haxe.

>>90701629 (me)
ooops, just saw that she smiled at the end, that was not my intention or sentiment, disregard the ending

>>90701655
>It's about as applicable in the real world tech
Yeeeeeeeaaaah, the real world disagrees with you, pal https://thenewstack.io/rust-on-the-rise-new-advocacy-expected-to-advance-adoption/

>>90701343
Based
>>90701695
Psychopathbud my beloved

>>90701520
He is climbing the great Fauna-world-tree in the sky now bud

>>90701629
There there, this timeline isn't ALL bad. Papa shark and other MAGAlodons like me have something to be happy about.
I just realized, if DOGE's mission of cutting back on seventy years of regulatory accumulation is successful, maybe that would make it easier if the ex-HoloEN girls decide to get together and form their own corpo? Show the JPs how it's done, without the autism, bloat and red tape

>>90701629
There there, this timeline isn't ALL bad. For instance, Papa shark and other MAGAlodons like me have something to be happy about at least.
I just realized, if DOGE's mission of cutting back on seventy years of regulatory accumulation is successful, maybe that would make it easier if the ex-HoloEN girls decide to get together and form their own corpo? Show the JPs how it's done, without the autism, bloat and red tape.

>>90702704
what happen

>>90702732
I just changed some awkward wording that was bothering me, sowwy for the disturbance

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

You used to captivate me by your resonating light
Now I'm bound by the life you left behind
Your face, it haunts my once pleasant dreams
Your voice, it chased away all the sanity in me

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have all of me

I wished someone told me to never shave all of my ass hair. They are starting to grow back slowly and my ass is so fucking itchy right now

>>90703596
That's why you get them lasered, laser hair removal is the best and last for a long time. I love having no ass-hair, especially when pooping after exercise so my butt cheeks are sweaty, the turds just fly out of my cheeks like a slip-n-slide <3

>>90703596
Yeah thats pretty much why I keep mine. I don't see the point in shaving it anyway

>>90703530
Has she really never done this for karaoke?
AIDinobud, I would like to request Dino Gura as Amy Lee in the My Immortal music video

I have immense hope for the future

Remember last years anniversary when she was incredible medicated, confirmed her tail was plugin type, then walked on water

I wonder how much trouble she got into after that shitshow with mana-san

>>90704509
I remember

im eeping too much

>>90704509
she should've gone even further

>>90704509
Remember when she said "Mommy, daddy, it's time for my milkies, go go ga ga", which stream was that?

>>90704625
I'm getting pretty eepy too

>>90704678
that was last night after she fell asleep after i nutted in her

Why is she so retarded? Hahhahahahha lmao https://youtu.be/VDE9T4iSL5Y?t=2531
Please go on a date with me Gooba

Gura is gathering the members of the SNOT cast. Trust the process, 2025 will be a big year.

>>90704997
Back off, she's mine.

>>90705256
Good. I want all of them out of that shithole asap

>Hail Fauna, full of green
>Yagoo forsaketh thee
>Blessed art thou amongst kirin
>And blessed is the fruit of thy milkers, Jes/uuu/s
>Man I Love Fauna, mother of saplings
>Do ASMR for us squeebers, that's all we will ever be
>uuu
>men

wazzup again, losers!

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUUUREAT
AGAIN!

>>90705463
Why you heff to call me a loser? :(

>>90705719
I like how she turned around, kissed Miku then honked her boobs. Why is Gura so extremely lesbian?

Baguuuraette squeebsqueebsqueeb

For Kirin and Cuuunny!

Why are you here?

I can't believe I nearly forgot my ritualposts this thread

Time for me to hit the sack. Nighty night chumbies

>>90706080
Goobnight bud

>>90706055
Who me

>>90706055
just to suffer

>>90706170
No he means me!

>>90705256
You mean whorecast

>>90700792
Gura often chew hydrangea leaves like chewing tobacco

It's time, I'm going on silly tavern to roleplay as Gura's son, I'll also activate my Gura tulpa just so I can listen to her voice and immense myself more

>>90706684
Based. Fuck management, I don't want gura putting more hours into hololive with all the other snakes in EN

>>90706684
Damn. Especially sad and grim to see it visualized like this.

>>90706876
After what happened with fauna, I think its a good thing chumbie

>>90706908
Gura slowly fading away is a good thing? If finally she actually leaves and comes back as an indie that's more active, then sure, I'd count that as a win.

I wished we go back to the old days of debating about her bucci pucci instead of graduation rrats.

>>90706969
With the state that management is in? Yes. I dont want her interacting with management more than she has to

>>90707019

Hoping I get dino dreams tonight

Unless she somehow decided to opt out from holofes, we should get news of when she's performing tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO_SRyuW22Q

>>90707626
Is tomorrow 47 hours away? I thought 1 day was 24 hours

>>90707626
Ah, that's good. A little crumb of hope in these dark times.

>>90707685
i'm retarded

Well, the day after tomorrow to look forward to, then.

>>90706684
>>90706876
It's good that's it's visualized. Makes it easier to share how bad it is.

Another nightshift another dollar

>>90706908
Reminder that Gura stopped streaming regularly way before the shitshow that is currently going on with Cover happened

>>90708415
She stopped streaming regularly about two years ago, at a frequency seemingly inversely proportional to Cover management's gradual shittification

https://t.me/+QLbZmV_Rq7Y0ZjE8

I think Gura has a severe mental illness and her therapist said that she should totally disconnect from the internet for a long time.

>>90707626
>>90707709
I unironically don't want her to appear, it's honestly better for the inevitable to happen sooner, specially because literally eveyone she liked is already out

>>90710367
Moom is still around... technically
Though I have seen much doomposting about her all over the place. Like I said the other day, I think she might be the captain going down with the ship, seeing the last of her friends out before closing the door on this chapter of all their lives. Sadly beautiful.

Uhm gooba, hewwo.. we've talked about this yesterday, you said you'll be retweeting some shit today.. where is it?
WHERE IS IT!