/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my druggie ravewife.
16 days to go, so I've gotta be strong.

hello, it's me, anon. how are you?

Someone should help Michiru watch Arcane she doesn't have a Netflix

>>90614775
Da Michi SEX

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Fields Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

tenmaballs

why are pippa fans so homosexual?

I love Pippa

>>90614878
Yes

>>90614935
Pippa looks like a boy

Consider.

>>90614982
i see

Now that the LARDY LARDY FAT dust has settled...

How does /pcg/ feel about Pippa friend Kirsche?
Is she welcome as a phase friend now?

I miss Pippa

>>90615039

>>90615039
Classic setup.
Someone will disagree.
The thread will get shared on the cord.
The whole place will go down in flames.

>>90615039
no fatties allowed

i don't care for kir nor do i hate her. i liked pippa sticking up for a friend that was being legit harassed though. W Pippa.

>>90615039
No I still don't like her, even if I think Pippa is a good friend for sticking up for her. And I still ultimately think she would have a lot less haters if she had the same politics but a less offputting personality.

>>90614942
i like that the artist drew her irl hands

>woke up late because it's weekend
>check twitter
>Lumi graduated another Holo
She became so powerfull she doesnt even need to take breaks anymore to do her killings
Sasuga yellow woman

>>90615149
>i liked pippa sticking up for a friend
I just think SFO is a fag that should kill himself

>>90615232
that too

NOW (Literally right now)
Dead hours

SOON
Dead hours

LATER
Kaneko Lumi (17:00UTC | 7h35m | Strategy Sunday: Starcraft 2)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Komachi Panko (19:30UTC | 10h5m | NEW OUTFIT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KHoMGy67Wo
Pipkin Pippa (00:00UTC | 14h35m | Virtual D (VTuber Car Event))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRLtTD9PLQI
Hakushika Iori (00:00UTC | 14h35m | Maneater)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33i5qc-DSLo
Dizzy Dokuro (01:00UTC | 15h35m | Ratshaker)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMOpPJQjrQ8
Utatane Nasa & Gram Pico (01:00UTC | 15h35m | NasaPico (Budget Phase Weekly for JPs)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 18h35m | Hear Me Out Cake - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAH-atvKfr8
Remilia Nephys (07:00UTC | 21h35m | Blue Archive)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01mZG1k7pXY
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 25h35m | VR Chat Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Nasa, Erina, Airi, Jelly, Ember, Saya, Muyu, Hina, Loki, Clara & Yuu

Starting to make the excel for next years scheduleposting, anyone have suggestions or criticisms for the current template?

I'm sad, /pcg/. Post your favorite vod that make you happy.

>>90615290
https://files.catbox.moe/ayycmp.mp4

>>90615267
add cute Latina with fat asses to get more attention to the post or boobs that will also work

>>90615039
No I hate pretty much everyone involved in the cesspool that is online politics.

>>90615290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c541guCQcvQ

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 36

>>90614875
what season? and I won't make a blusky account so someone else should DM her the link

>>90615039
Pippa is pretty cool gal for defending her friend and telling that massive faggot to fuck off but Kirsche remains a retard. She just gonna keep going down the same shit chute every drama/politics/"based" streamer goes down.

>>90615267
hey um are you free on christmas

>>90615039
Me like Pippa
Me Like Pippa collab with Fat fox
Me Like Fat fox's political views mostly
Me not like Fat fox's solo content
Me not like Fat fox's voice and model
Me not like fat fox basically being a dramafag channel like asmondgold or Carl sagan
Me not like Fat fox bringing politics into vtubing
Now me bang on rock until it become wheel and make fire

>>90615039
Katsup bukan hanya sebu'ah bumbu, tetapi juga sebu'ah gaya hidup. Hohoho, koochoo Han Solo.

>>90614875
I was going to make the "with a vpn you can" joke but if she doesn't have an account period then changing her region won't help, and the Japanese for the most part don't pirate because the cops will after go after you for that shit there.

>>90615267
add ass and tits to get more attention

>>90615350
But why?
>>90615369
Thank you. It's been too long since I've watched Muyu.

>>90615489
>or Carl sagan
The astronomer that died when I was a kid?

>>90615350
I don't remember this modpack.

>>90615510
>copypaste this into google to see if you went the extra mile to look up the actual Huttese lines
>google thinks it's Indonesian
I'm opening laughing irl, thank you for that anon even if it was probably unintended. Every time I see Indos talk online it doesn't even look like a real language, it looks like random gibberish.

>>90615696
>opening
openly*, I meant

>>90615039
I don't care for her during her solo streams but her collabs are always entertaining and funny.

>>90615489
>Lumi with Airi

>>90615350
Do zoomers really fap to this shit

>>90615290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAGxFLZXJo4
https://files.catbox.moe/1k6lqh.mp4

>>90615696
George Lucas has said in interviews that he based the alien dialect on different asian languages so you're not far off

Hag sex

>>90615777
This was a great stream. I miss Erina/Airi collabs...

How would your oshi react if she found out you were a virgin past the age of thirty?
asking for a friend

>>90615870
Fun fact, the actor that played the alien that was Lando's copilot in Return of the Jedi was a Kenyan who was speaking in Kikuyu, and he was basically saying the translation of what the subtitles said in English.

>>90615926
Ooooh, blogbait & doxbait setups.
Classic.

>>90615350
Would've been hotter if they got someone that sounds more like Pippa

>>90615926
>oh don't feel bad, you'll find someone eventually
Something to that effect to try to be nice

>>90615926
>How would your oshi react if she found out you were a virgin past the age of thirty?
She'd ask me why I've never consummated my marriage.

where are phasers?

>>90615367
>>90615553
1. Add the below to your filename filters:
/1702786993059323/boards:vt;highlight:Schedule
2. Add the below to your custom css
div.Schedule div.post {background: rgba(0, 7, 56, .4); background-image: url(https://files.catbox.moe/zuxljg.png); background-repeat: no-repeat; background-position: right top; background-size: 23%}
3. Replace the catbox link in the css with a link to the Latina or boobs that you want to see on the post. You can also mess around with the size and position of them as you please
>>90615483
I'll probably be /here/ on Christmas

>>90615267
Mark the rough hours away of what counts as "soon" and "later". Split the "later" section up between streams that are in whatever-6 hours and streams that are in 7-12 with any that are even later no on the list. Maybe name the new section "EVEN LATER"
Change the Nasa image between her first and second model every other month
maybe give a reply to the thread BGM poster at the bottom

>>90616484
they're in phaseworld, dummy.

>>90616488

>>90616535
>even later no
even later not*

>>90616488
Did you start watching Nasa before or after Gen 3 got announced?

Dead Hours
Phase Friend Shee is celebrating her freedom from Kawaii with a 3D Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD6DAN8SQ80
Phase Friend Sayu is playing Pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3PipdULAdo
Phase Frenemy Ellia is holding a zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97sUYivnBWM

>>90616535
Currently SOON = 3h or less
LATER = greater than 3h
Will note down & keep the points in mind though ty
>>90616708
I only started watching vtubers in general last August (prior to that it was just early Kizuna Ai) Nasa became my oshi around the start of December though

>>90616948
>Sayu
>phase friend
Not in a million years

I like Lia

>>90616948
>sayu
>phase friend
NO LONGER!

>>90617303
pippa fans are the real homos

>>90617308
>>90617124
Some yab happened, why not?

should i have breakfast for lunch?

>>90617383
she's a menhera snake with a persecution complex

I did not work on my 3D model this week

>>90617394
The concept of breakfast food is cringe.
It's either
>Things that are perfectly adequate as lunch or dinner
Or
>Things that are awful health or extremely bland taste-wise
So it depends on whether this means bread and eggs or breakfast cereal.

>>90617555
why?

https://files.catbox.moe/hw120g.jpg

>>90615039
ye

>>90617746
sexy tenma

>>90617736
I simply did not feel like the spark/motivation

>>90617383
When anons call a vtuber "menhera" or "schizo", it usually means one of 2 things
>cute, adorkable, and relatable sperg
>A person who is basically a mental patient, has woman moments and meltys in the worst possible way, and who hurts not only themselves but those around them
Sayu falls in the second category

>>90617810
Pfft, artists. Get to work, lazy bones.

>>90617810
maybe try for a chibi or lowpoly retro version next week, aim low enough that you at least complete something

If you like Tenma, you are a pedophile. Not because she has a pettite body, but because she has the temper and attitude of a 12 year old boy. Prideful, stubborn, emotional and angry. If you want to fuck Tenma, you are fucking a 12 year old boy.

>>90618071
>wanting to have sex with a adult woman makes you pedo

>>90618071
This is fagknight bait

>>90618071
>prideful, stubborn, emotional and angry
Anon, that's like 95% of women.

>>90618019
Yeah, I'm going to shift towards a simpler model instead of a complex one since I still need to texture and rig it

>>90615039
She has always been alright. The "trolls" that go against her are either cowards that hide their brainless heads in the sand "k-keep /pol/ out of my chuuba space!!" (*) or activists themselves that have nothing else other than "muh fat fat fat lol" as their only argument.

(*)I wish I could. But /pol/ will invite itself to the chuuba space regardless of how much you whine about it.

>>90615267
>NOW (Literally right now)
>Dead hours
>SOON
>Dead hours
Finally. A release from ANGER

>>90618071
She has the voice, temper, and attitude of a 65 y.o. asian granny, nothing like a 12 year old boy

>>90618214
>Kirsche defender
>Closeted homosexual
Holy shit it all makes sense now

>>90618071
Why would i give a fuck about her personality if i want to use her as a fleshlight?

>>90618214
>simping for colossus
LMAOOOOOOO

>>90618214

>>90617626
>the concept of doing things because you have to is cringe
Eating used to be something you did for sustenance and energy value, not hedonistic desires. Especially breakfast.
>inb4 just don't eat breakfast
Try getting a real job and doing it without eating in the morning. I don't want to eat breakfast, or dinner, or any other meal of the day for that matter. But I do, because I have to.
The concept of eating (and shitting), now that's cringe.
>>90618214
The only subdivision of /pol/bergs who would be into vtubers is already here anyway. There are a couple of generals where you can see some /pcg/ chuds show their poltardation from time to time.

>>90618606
My sides went instantly into orbit

>>90618668
>There are a couple of generals where you can see some /pcg/ chuds show their poltardation from time to time.
The Trump victory sticky thread had a TON of /pcg/ activity.

>>90615039
She shows up once in a blue moon with Pippa it's hardly a big deal

>>90618702
I hope you find them

>>90618606
Hot fox

>>90615039
Hot fox.

>>90615073
UuuuuImissPippaUuuuuu

>>90618740
>it's hardly a big deal
Unironically this. It's quite weird how many (or rather, how much activity) just can let it pass and lose their temper.

>>90615134
Called it.

>>90618606

>>90618728
Probably the most fun i ever had on this website
Nasa poster being revealed as a flip hurt though

>>90615160
>even if I think Pippa is a good friend for sticking up for her
IMO that makes the Kirsche thing worse given when Pippa got brought up during her offkai shit Kirsche's response was to tell people to fuck of and that "She'd talked to Pippa" right before Pippa came on stream gushing about how much she loved offkai.
TLDR: Pippa is once again a good person to people who really don't deserve it.

>>90618988
Activity in other boards really slowed down that day

>>90618214
>(*)I wish I could. But /pol/ will invite itself to the chuuba space regardless of how much you whine about it.
Imagine writing like this on 4chins, but also you're right, just look at Kirsche as the prime example

>>90618728
>>90618988
Didn't pay attention to that one. That doesn't look like much, assuming it was a 1000+ post RAM gobbler thread like the ones before.

>>90619254
That's just one compilation, aka, one anon realized how much phase connect pics were begin posted so made a "reply to this post if you are /pcg/" and that is the quick result before the sticky kept on rolling and deleted it. There was /pcg/ activity all the way through that thread

>>90618830
I figure it's a few things, Kirsche being a generic polfag vtuber while acting like she's somehow better than the other polfag youtubers and vtubers, the fact that she tried dragging both Pippa and phase into her shit, her actively shitting on anyone who disagreed with her for that despite them being right and it having nothing to do with phase when she got her "evidence", and lastly is just another case of Pippa going to bat for shitty people while ghosting the decent people in her life.

>>90619254
It's not every single phase post, just the ones for that specific callout in the middle.
Watching the sticky in real time, Phase posters outnumbered ever other vtuber avatarfags and even 2hufags by alot.

TENMA SEXUAL HARASSMENT COMPILATION
Reminder that Tenma
>Forced herself on Pico and stole Pico’s first kiss
>pressured Pippa into going clothes shopping and then constantly peeped into Pippa's changing room and made snide remarks about Pippa's naked body while she was changing clothes
>Dumped a raid of Harines on Yuu’s Pure JP chat and infected it with Gaijin as revenge for Yuu not seeing Tenma during the Japan Trip
>Tried to bribe Memory with 50 membas on her birthday like some kind of discord groomer in exchange for a collab (it didn’t work)
>harassed Loki-Sama, a Pure JP who suffers from acute gaijinphobia, in DMs until Loki agreed to collab with Tenma
>whenever a manager tries to discipline Tenma for sexual harassment, Tenma puts on a gorilla mask and makes gorilla noises until the manager gives up and goes away
>opened her arms for a hug and when Clara reciprocated the hug, Tenma groped Clara's ass
>abuses her Sempai status to get pussy pics and sexual favors from Gens 2, 3, Invaders and New JPs
>pressured Lia, Uruka, and Lisa into slapping their own "booba" into their mics during minecraft collabs
>pressured Pippa too but she said no
>when other talents call her out on her behavior she plays the classic get-out-of-jail card: "I'm gay"
Tenma is a sex pest and the Kevin Spacey of Phase Connect. For now they call her Mi-chan but one day she will be metoo’d

>>90619556
Tenma has never ONCE said 'I'm gay.'
She's suppose to be the straightest phaser though...
don't forget she spanked Dizzy's naked ass

>>90619556
>harassed Loki-Sama, a Pure JP who suffers from acute gaijinphobia, in DMs until Loki agreed to collab with Tenma
This event is why Loki-sama leads the JP clique

>>90619641
She also slapped Ember's ass and said it was so big and nice she had to

>>90619461
>>90615160
I think >>90509928 said it best.
If Pippa is friends with you there's something wrong with you.

>>90619656
>Tenma's sexual harassment of Loki will be the root cause of Loki and the JP clique molesting Lia to make sure she's one of the 'good' gaijin
FORGET STOPPING LUMI, SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP THIS CHILD SIZED FOX SHAPED MOLESTOR!

>pinned thread
>only 1k posts
Wow vtubing is fucking dead, I wonder what phasers will do once phase connect goes under

do NOT repost this
you are not allowed to right click and select save as
reposting this is ART RAPE
https://x.com/kokoromomemory/status/1863153618695909877

>>90619556
Didn't she spank Eimi too?

>>90619785
Drinking and sexually harassing women go hand in hand

>>90619777
That's the same template as that other hime image
I guess she wants a(nother) ritual

>>90619768
This joke pretty much stopped being funny the year they rolled out the feature.

>>90619777
>Memory hates robots

>>90619933
I know, let me reliving my younger day

>>90619777
There's no fucking way that watermark prevents any kind of AI generation. Japs are a funny bunch.

>>90619777
I dont get it
this shit literally ruins the entire picture
I mean imagine drawing the mona lisa and then slapping a fat watermark right in the middle

>>90620010
Well someone has made "nightshade AI" which doesn't change the image while hurting AI generators so a watermark may have the same effect

>>90619974
Erina should correct her.

I guess Hina is still on her hiatus again?

>>90620108
>nightshade AI
>Some college kid's pet project that already has 5 separate workarounds to bypass
kek

>>90618988
I mean if you account for their post times, it kinda makes sense.

>>90620106
>>90620010
She doesn't think about things that much just tell her in maros if you're bothered by it

>>90619768
>pinned thread
There is a STICCy going on? OK don't really want to leave the BUNker but this may be interest-
>fauna is going out
w.a.t. First I learn of Orca than about Green Fauna... No, seriously, What is going down over there?...

>>90620421
>Fauna took one for the team to get Gura to stream for her graduation month
it hurts

>>90620421
management is seemingly pissing off a lot of the girls at hololive, to the point where Fauna didn't even want memefiliate status.

>>90620421
>No, seriously, What is going down over there?
I'd have to tether my phone/cross the entire building to evade the ban I'd catch for the real answer but let's just say Special Interests and Foreign Investors happened.
Never IPO if you're in a creative or engineering field and don't want to go down in flames.

>>90620421
Chloe's announcement was a real shock for me, cause i remember watching HoloX debut years back and seeing her universally praised as the new huge star of JP. Like the JP Gura.

>>90620496
>to the point where Fauna didn't even want memefiliate status
>memefiliate status
That's a nice way to name the "situation" going with Amelia.
>>90620486
>to get Gura to stream
And the shork really should at least done the same a long time ago. Guess the face of vtuubing is really too big to fail.
>>90620582
OK...

>>90620740
Chloe ended up being a massive weirdo.

>>90620740
>and seeing her universally praised as the new huge star of JP
>Like the JP Gura.
imo it was, or at least a big part of it, this pressure what made her bail out

>>90620827
She's based as hell for this, normalfags out

I heard Chloe had, for some reason, the best porn in the business. Is this true?

>>90620827
It's this kind of weirdness that made Holo prominent in the first place.

How did the girls end up doing on the tournament, I fell asleep partway through and can't see results on twitter, did they win any games?

>>90620740
She didn't stream that much early on and Kyori was always the rep for HoloX in major events so the gura killer hype died down.

Wife

Nini peeceegee
please take care of my dog

>>90620929
It's alright
https://litter.catbox.moe/sycva0.jpg

Is /pcg/ going to make something for Mi-chan for her brithday?

>>90621132
Sleep well pup.

>>90621087

phaser for this feel?

>never watch a single hina stream
>dont know what she sounds like
>dont know what she does
>she shows up in one of my dreams and holds my hand in the first wholesome dream ive had in years

what the actual god damn fuck

>>90615267
Pico posted her schedule

>>90621237
Rie's head looks fucking massive in that thumbnail kek

If you are white, you MUST breed SEA chuubas. I pick Jelly and she is mine alone, you guys can have Muyu, Erina, Eimi and Wemi.

>>90621251

>>90621237
Panko
Pippa
Iori
Dizzy
Hime
Wemi
In that specific order

>>90621226
Oh... dead last....

>>90621273
>>90621276
i believe it

>>90621253
>3D collab
>2 TWO Karaoke relays
I love the hardworking dog

>>90621276
Panko what the fuck are you on about?

>>90621237
Dizzy stop dog whistling /here/ so hard...

>>90620486
>>90620496
>>90620582
While the topic is fresh, What did she said that made the thread react this way?
>>90559747
>>90559829
>>90559890
Just barely catching on here.

>>90621276
Wemi comes from an ethnic Chinese family, she is East Asian

Dizzy please do a Elina gorilla during dead hours
I dont wanna wait 7 hours to watch the next stream

>>90621226
>"Heh, atleast we only had 1 termination we are the best"

>>90621348
That's the exact moment she announced her graduation. Shiina had a tiny melty about chatters breaking rules about mentioning other vtubers since she was streaming at the time

>>90621348
Fauna literally quit in protest over management
Read any catalog thread retard
It was a really short and to the point stream

>>90621226
>1 team killed everyone else
Ehhhh?

>>90621348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DolP8msG14
This is the whole stream.

>>90621348
She said "I'm graduating on <date> due to disagreement with management"
Anons were just liveposting since we have always had a surprising amount of Saplings

>>90621276
I prefer white girls like Pippa Lia Lisa Lumi Lottie panko Enya Runie and blue Pippa

>>90621410
you know with how often Lumi says she loves competitions she is pretty bad at competing

>>90621410
This was a win the indies looked like sluts in this

>>90621473
Lisa is Asian
Lia is a Japanese hapa
Lumi is a Slav
Not white

>>90621473
Subtle setup.

>>90621348
>Holo dominates so much of this board that /pcg/ liveposting got completely drowned out by off topic during that thread
Godamn this must have been a big deal

>>90621276
East Asian hapas only look weird when they're dominant gene is white. They look way better when its the other way around.

>>90621504
Incorrect, I've seen the handcams

>>90621410
The answer Lumi give unironically give Phase the moral victory in that one. Also, what >>90621492 said.

>>90621421
>>90621442
>>90621462
>>90621471
>>90621545
Thanks.

>>90621410
Why are our whores dumber than their whores?

>>90621677
Is it basically a feature rather than a bug?

>>90621677
Stupidity rubs off. I blame anon

>>90621850
based

>>90621850
then they have the most mind blowing sex in the world after this

>>90622008
Two women can't have sex silly, they don't have a peepee

wdpmbt?
https://www.youtube.com/live/VRLtTD9PLQI?

>fish banned the talents from interacting with fans on various mediums
>told to push overpriced M&Gs at cons
>talents sad vague post on memberships

How do we save Phase from being Disneyfied and mass graduations like Holo?

>>90619777
is using this for training a lora, then, an equivalent of art kidnapping and art brainwashing into a sex slave?

>>90622221
Content begging each time the thread is remotely peaceful so everyone starts to hate you while you tell yourself you're doing an amazing service to the world.

Prove that you know vtubers by saying who this is.

>>90622322
Hina

>>90622322
Big Hexa

>>90622322
Amanogawa Rushia

>>90622322
Riifu from Black Souls

>>90622322
https://litter.catbox.moe/ee2m31.gif

>>90622322

>>90620106
just artists being clueless and incredibly stupid about technology

they never miss an opportunity to go full retard with their takes on new things
hell, when digital tablets first appeared, there were artists going "it's not real art if you can just Ctrl-Z all over it"

Fauna is a whore but Hololive is definitely sick.
Invade her. It would be hilarious.

Why are they falseflagging during dead hours

Now that Fauna (Hina) left Hololive, she'll be able to fully commit to Phase connect

I would like to invade Fauna if you get what I mean

Is Lia going to have to deal with perms when she moves to Japan?

>>90622620
Who's they? The anons that normally post here?

>>90622322
Grifter in a relationship that wants to take advantage of lonely simps.

>>90621450
It's a hide and seek round, other teams were just allowed to hide or run away as long as they can

It would have been better to announce hinas graduation shortly before Faunas
so it got overshadowed
fishman missed his timeframe

>sudden rampant managerposting
Hmmmm.

>>90622632
Anon I'm checking the sheets we still got Mel, A-chan, Aqua, don't even get me started on the Niji and Kawaii invaders...

THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

>>90622886
So /pcg/???
Where do you people come from? This is normal.

>>90622903
TO SOME FAT FUCK

>>90622903
but it's not?

>>90622887
PHASE WORLD IS FULL

>>90622944
ON A WAREHOUSE

>>90623019
Well actually if you ground every Phaser into a fine paste and then compressed them into tiny cubes you can fit a billion more refugees in Phase World

>>90622221
Wait for profits to inevitably dip and Sakana to realize how fucking stupid he's being.

>>90622903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5UXi9ptxY0

>>90623069

>>90623022
Pippa so cute
Praise

>>90621348
Alright heres the not so QRD:
Holo went public a little while back and, in case you didn't know, investors only see the bottom line.
So their first order of business was essentially to scrap the whole playing games thing and instead focus your energy putting on concerts since that makes the most money.
The problem is not all the girls live in Japan and didn't sign up to be hardcore full time idols so you can imagine the surprise when most were told to get movin or get goin.
Ina for example was screwed by management jusr recently with the process of getting a Japanese work visa after she already paid for plane tickets, a hotel, and an apartment but management are refusing to reimburse her for it. She had to choose between throwing away thousands of dollars to stay home and stream in America, or take a months long vacation to Japan. Guess which she chose? the trip to Japan because sunk cost. If she works there, she can be legally deported which I suspect they want
Current standing: Mori has her deals in place and won't leave. Kiara is the glue holding the branch together. Gura...is basically retired but she's the face of Hololive so they won't kick her out unless someone magically surpasses her in subs. Ina is barely hanging on and I suspect they want her gone as well as anyone else who doesn't want to fly out to Japan and spend the whole day doing idol practice

>>90623069
You just want to turn cute girls into meat cubes because it turns you on

>>90622221
I wonder if he pushed Erina to do tiered member content.

>>90623069
>PHASE COFFEE
>IS PEOPLE

>>90622221
We need to be the shareholders and not some retard boomer who thinks we need to be more like ticky tocky cause his 16 yo likes it.

>>90622221
>talents sad vague post on memberships
I'm membered to literally every talent and none of them are doing this, nice try though
>>90622935
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=rope

Did anyone else catch Hime writing "oppai" in Yukinoshita Peo's chat?

>>90623298
Faggot tourist

>>90623199
Concerts don't make money tho, phase made a loss

>>90623340
Only Holo concerts make money. Fishman is literally just throwing money at his idol dream.

>>90623230
They're all being pressured to put up tiered memberships

>>90623340
Holo concerts make money. Whatever the fuck Fishman did doesn't. Tell me about it more that half a year in advance please like srsly.

>least obvious raid
You guys make sharty kids look like Hattori Hanzo

>I-Its a raid!
Shut up retard we are talking

>>90623520
>raid
Not nearly enough /#/ buzzwords

Honestly people that bring up raids are raiders announcing they are here imo.

>I've been found out

>>90615039
She was right (mostly) to do what she did in the Offkai debacle but I don't care for her content and she talks too much during collabs.

>phase got rekt in the apex tournament
>Stinky tits graduation
>Green Hina graduation
>Encore concert rescheduled
>Verstapen grid penalty
>Destiny sex tape
>I didn't wake up until noon
>Apex servers down
>Steve MRE graduating
>Anon drawing moustaches on Pippa again
Why is Lumi on a rampage? Did someone say she has a small bum again?

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>90623199
Almost catching up but thanks for the info dump.

Saya and hina will graduate

>>90615039
She is a retard for using Pippa's name like currency then shitting on capipis for telling her to fucking stop. Just cause she yells based shit doesn't mean I forgive her.

>>90623758
>Assad lost Aleppo

>>90623758
>Steve MRE graduating
This is a dead rrat

I drank too much coffee so I couldn't sleep.

>>90623826
Don't forget about Lia

>Peko playing cookie clicker
It's okay for you to play idle games on steam jelly, you're making peak content.

>>90623965
Who???

>>90623868
A part of me wants to hate Lumi, but then she goes and does something like that.

>>90623340
pippa claimed that 100% of tickets sales online and at con went to spawn.

>>90624068
Most likely Phase didn't cover the revenue minimum.

>>90623868
Their leadership is all getting peeped. It's not going to amount to much of anything long term because it's just the leftover sloppy seconds of the fake ISIS forces that the US trained being propped up by Turkey.

Lia said things cost money guys!
Now schizo out in the corner alone like Uruka said to little cuck and pay.

>>90624115
no, i heard there was never any plan for revenue sharing from the start. i think they paid the girls to fly out there too though

>>90624068
why the fuck does anyone sign up with spawn at all?

>Rin accidentally removed everyone from the work discord
>Meant only to remove Hina (the only one with a darker outline on her name)
She's gone bros... Airi's loose lips leaked it

>>90624163
by paid i mean covered travel and lodging and maybe a stipend for the days they were recording.
>>90624187
they probably do it for exposure but there are places that can do this all over the US and canada for much less.

Back then Yagoo said they had no other choice then going public or sell, do you think Phase Connect is in a similar position?

>>90623975
Jelly has that X factor that makes anything entertaining. Really felt that when she came back.
They should make co-op games where the host is some kind of general and other participants are units. Like think... tower defense x hero battle game.. I want to ride into battle under General Jelly.

>>90624212
Where is this screencap from?

>>90624212
Now this is a good rrat

>>90624261
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1863118673424138447

pisskin shitta

>>90624187
>why the fuck does anyone sign up with spawn at all?
They have the clout since Holo uses them at times.

>>90624254
>Jelly
Who??

>>90624284
Thanks. Funny

>>90624247
In 2023 Hololive had nearly 500 staff members and massive 3D facilities and around 50 members.
You do the math.
(You won't, you're just here to ask leading questions).

>>90624212
its actually so over

>>90624163
Nope, the girls weren't paid for the concerts, they didn't even cover expenses over than flights and accommodation, Pippa was coping about getting a free vacation.

>>90624247
No. It meant that Yagoo diluted his stake enough that his investors could force a sell-off option. Sakana did not sell enough and did not include that option.

is anything good enough to doompost rats now? i haven't been in the thread for a while i don't know the new meta

>>90624351
Retards tried to hyper expand to eat up the market. I hope these greedy fucks fail and lose it all.

>>90624247
>"as a startup company funded by venture capital"
>do you think Phase Connect is in a similar position?

>>90624312

>>90624247
no
fishman is a retard, but he had enough sense to avoid that particular landmine
so Phase is the one vtuber corpo that's NOT propped up by VC money, and wasn't set up with an expectation of either becoming the next Hololive within 2 years or going bust

vtuber corpos status in haiku format?

>Ioriposter dead
>editbug graduating
>our posts taken down
>more rituals by the day
>Hina showed her feet
>pankophiles gave up
>femanon is confirmed brown
>jelly posters are mostly black
>bnuyposter yoinked lisa
>Uruka and Lumi have a brother complex
>michi poster too lazy to remove the background
>Airi deported for running over a frail girl
>Clara has a TikTok where she posts right wing extremist propaganda
>Runatics still in denial about her little sister stream being disappointing
>Lia got along great with Bao
>Anon drawing moustaches on Pippa again
Why is Lumi on a rampage? Did someone say she has a small bum again?

I'm glad blue dorito is dying. I was their strongest soldier once.

>>90624212
powerful rrat

>>90624390
a stipend is not necesarrily payment, but an allowance for daily expenses needed to perform your best work. it's standard in most contracts that involve travel to conduct work (in the west at least). it's usually a small sum daily like $50-$100. I wasn't implying they were paid as in wages income for their time

>>90624472
I like big butts and
I cannot lie. You other
Brothers can't deny

>>90624212
>no new Invaders

AAAIIIEEE the audition actually failed, NO ONE applied

>>90624212
>He May | Front Desk
Makes sense, she's HR
>Clara Calamari | NURSE
I wouldn't trust her with high school practice baby, but okay
>eimi | IT
Again I would not trust but alright
>Lia | Sakana Fangirl
bunsdiva back at it again
>Uruka | FLC
What the fuck is an FLC?

>>90624510
>our posts taken down
?

>>90624563
>What the fuck is an FLC
Freaky little chink

Personally I'm just endlessly amused by the fact that Hime's "I'm burned out I give up" arc lasted a total of 4 days before her favorite kusoge revitalized her. She's goes a far less intense pace now but it was really just a minor stumble.
Meds tolerate.

>>90624212
>Showing off the discord publicly
This should not be allowed. So much shit has been leaked by these retards doing it, it should be one of 3 strikes towards termination if it isn't already.

>>90624212
Someone needs to beat airi.

>>90624563
>Folsom Lake College is a public community college in Folsom, California. It is part of California Community Colleges system and the Los Rios Community College District.
URUKA DOXXED HERSELF

>>90624657
Shut your worthless piehole femanon

>>90624657
Nigga this is Phase Connect

>>90624563
>What the fuck is an FLC?
Futa Loving Chick

>>90624637
I gave her a good dicking and it fixed her, no need to thank me, it's a sacrifice I was willing to make.

>>90624212
Airi is a fucking retard

>>90624563
>What the fuck is an FLC?
Fool on Coo-ACK

>>90624766
>straight bito
that's a major ick

>>90615039
I like her, but she's Pippa's friend more than a Phase friend. She's more of an indie friend, if anything. That's for the best, and Kirsche seems to feel the same way. She understands her niche and she doesn't try bringing that to any collab table unless invited into certain collabs or the host specifically invites it. She also insists that her fans don't either for collabs or for raids, but vtuber fans in general have issues keeping their collective mouth shut. I understand most of the points she makes and like her as a fellow American from the same age group as me. Her collabs are great, and she's clearly a highlight in Pippa's personal life. So overall, I'm cool with her. The only thing I don't really like is her getting catty with chat in arguably unnecessary moments, but that's something a lot of vtubers I watch have to tangle with.

>>90624563
Femcel Lesmaxxing Chink

Angry

>>90624857
Lard Hymen Rie,,,,

>>90624766
Keep it up

>>90624519
They didn't get that either, Pippa had to ask them to cover the kareoke.

>>90624510
Hina would never show feet, she's not a slut

>>90624945
>Pippa had to ask them to cover the kareoke.
damn.
also
>kareoke

>>90625027
He's talking about pothead hina, not molly hina

>>90615039
She cares about politics and makes content on it, those people are fundamentally bad people and political content has no place in vtubing. she's also a leech her stoke her success from Pippa and a gross drug addict.

>>90625027
see
>>90589135

>>90624945
Maybe she shouldn't have tried to claim multiple booze windmills as business expenses. I dunno though maybe that's normal these days.

>>90625027
Pippa showed feet and she's not a slut either

>>90625117
I'm going to be sick, who wants to see that? Nobody would have sex with a gross pig like her

>>90624945
>Pippa had to ask them to cover the kareoke.
You mean the one she spontaneously decided and then spent $400 on booze?

>>90624857
>Isreal
HOLY SHIT

>>90624563
Furi Kuri, the classic anime from studio Gainax

>>90625066
I'm glad we only have two potheads in this company, it's such a teenage drug

Which Phase girl should I watch if I'm mentally retarded?

>>90625187
ngl, pretty based of her

>>90625173
Wrong. Heroes are real

>>90625143
Staff parties are a deductible expenses, at least where I live, don't know about Canada. Also they only had seven shots each, plus a beer for Lia so idk how that was so expensive, she got scammed.

>>90624945
She voluntarily did it in the moment and only when she noticed the price did she ask for compensation. I'd say that's her fault. That being said, did management end up paying for it?

>>90625143
Maybe Phase should take care of its fucking bread winner

>>90625036
I like it

>>90625280
Yes

>>90624857
Haha baby hands haha

>>90625173
It's literally pippa's type

>>90625280
Is Pippa retarded

>>90625279
Pippa ordered 2 tequila fountains iirc

>>90625279
>so idk how that was so expensive
Did I forget to mention the overpriced gimmick windmill shots?
>>90625304
Why? She's a black hole of a money pit filled with bad ideas that will run you for all you have and never give a return.

>>90625372
>>90625280
People have been trying to convince me Pippa's whole schtick is a bit, but the more I hear about her the more i'm convinced she's actually that retarded.

>>90625389
Managersan is seething on the board lmao
Come play league with me!

>>90625249

>>90625424
>she's actually that retarded.
Years to finally come to this conclusion you're not the brightest.

>>90625448
Hey, just because I'm retarded doesn't mean I'm a foot fetishist!
I mean, I am a foot fetishist, but they're unrelated things!

>>90625326
Pippa Plapjack....

>>90625424
>People have been trying to convince me Pippa's whole schtick is a bit
They think you a rube and are attempting to work you

>>90625448

>>90625448
Those hands are not her hands.

>>90625476
I've only started watching Phase Connect like a two weeks ago.

Ide Support her bot lane.

>>90625567
I'd go top while she's bottom

>>90625567

>>90625372
Two ferris wheels, which have around 12 shots on them based on this picture, Pippa said she had seven shots and didn't mention anything else, Lia also had seven shots a large beer and a vodka orange, can't remember what uruka had. that would make seven shots add up plus one or two extra. A bottle of tequila is 16 shots. so a bottle and a half. A bottle of alcohol is about £20

Pippa paid $400 for a bottle and a half of tequila, and two other drinks, plus a couple hours of kareoke. She got ripped off, also the girls are lightweights if they got that drunk.

>>90625567
The smaller the body the more hate and evil is contained within.

Prove me wrong.

>>90625424
stop listening to women, if the post contains the words "pick me", "fake" or "grifter" you just ask them to show tits

>>90625567
>"You sound cute you should become a manager for me"
What was he thinking?
(Why is it working?)

>>90625657
>Pippa paid $400 for a bottle and a half of tequila, and two other drinks, plus a couple hours of kareoke. She got ripped off
Welcome to nightlife drinking that is normal.

>>90625657
I don't remember exactly but I got the impression that the wheels where an extra expense from the rest of their drinks/food

>>90625726
Show tits

>>90625750
>>90625749
>>90625657
Also those wheels are expensive for just some lights and acrylic

>>90625657
I don't think you understand how bottle service and drink prices work at clubs man. this isn't that expensive for all of that assuming it was a nice place.

which Phase girl should I watch if I like feet but like in a sexual way?

>>90625567
my wife

>>90625543
>the rubes are getting worked

>>90625853
It's not a matter of not understanding how it works, it's a matter of Pippa is retarded. This was a business trip where they made no money and are spending like they just got a contract with a Saudi Sheikh.

>>90625948
Kys retard you are just trying to anti Pippa at this point.

Why are we looping?

>>90626006
Killer Queen has already touched that streamer.

>>90626006

Pippa spending 400 bucks on booze enrages the seanig cause it could provide food for his village for 30 years.

>>90625996
I notice you're not saying that I'm wrong.

Next time they go on a trip anywhere Pippa should be leashed and not allowed to make financial decisions

New thread:

>>90600875
>>90600875
>>90600875

>>90625853
It's wasn't a club, it was Japanese kareoke, so literally a grey room with a screen and microphone in it. That's expensive no matter what, you are paying a huge mark-up on an already expensive product for no real reason just because they put it in a glorified kinex set, it's absurd.

Normalfags are actually brain dead.

>>90625567
Sorry, my cum is reserved for Muumi.

>>90625872
Tenma

>>90626085
Lia talking about Pippa's shopping trip was hilarious