/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

I see lumis apex training yesterday went well
https://twitter.com/Xyznchro/status/1862694568262500538

>>90518596
can't belive she would make fun of ironlung like that

>>90518596
This is really offensive to people who have actual cancer. Do better. I can't believe Phase Connect is giving people like this a platform.

>>90518596
Lumi and Jelly are really the best criers in Phase.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>90518633
canceled

>>90518669
Everybody is sick of your culture of being offended. We just don't care anymore.

>>90518669
reading this post gave me cancer

>>90518633
Dios mio
it's anudah donothon, call connor, we need at least 20 video essays talking about tweets

>>90518596
buy an ad stop farming engagement for pesos you dirty ass mexican

>>90518669
I had cancer and it's actually very funny.

>>90518669
my dad had colon cancer, this shit is not funny

>>90518669
This is Trump's America 2.0, nobody who matters cares

>>90518731
>>90518740
>>90518784
Blocked, don't need people like you in my feed

>>90518669
I laughed but also thought shit hopefully nobody in her family gets cancer anytime soon.

DELETE THOSE BACKSEATING MESSAGES

I WANT TO SEE YUU JUMP WITHOUT ARTORIAS' RING

>>90518843
Can you block the whole 4chans? I don't need niggers like you on my website.

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>90518789
yeah, my stepfather has cancer and situation is miserable for anyone involved.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>90518843

Stop being cringe EN posters let her have her blind run

:)

>>90519053
:D

>>90519041
How do you know the jp posters are not backseating?

>>90518558
Who is this sexy woman in your OP?

>>90519094
SAAR

>>90519094
Wouldn't Yuu like to know

Are pools good for you?

It's the worst.

Mom live soon, were you a good boy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO2ZEFMozqI&ab_channel=ErinaCh.%E3%82%A8%E3%83%AA%E3%83%8A%E3%83%BB%E3%83%9E%E3%82%AD%E3%83%8A%E3%80%90PhaseConnect%E3%80%91

heh heh heh

>>90519207
No they have AIDs.

>>90519245
>where I don't yap

MOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO2ZEFMozqI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO2ZEFMozqI

>>90519245
How did you fuck up the link that badly?

>>90519286
>Nyaru isn't phasing in by the end of the year
My hate for fish only grows.

>>90519293
:D

Why did Lumi graduate another holo?

>>90519293
oh god its a RP stream is chat going to fuck it up again

>>90519411
what a bizarre post

>>90519345
Nyaru wouldn't Phase in because it'd mean she'd have to stop all the community stuff she does

>>90519407
You think she needs a reason?

>>90519411
Its not but yes they will

I wish others had cute on-screen mascots too.

>>90518669
And where were you the previous times she pulled this joke?
>>90518784
Offense is freely given and freely taken, but aside from that, no, it wasn't particularly funny.

I'm a /lig/ tourist.

Show me your girls.

>>90519569
fuck off we're full

>>90519527
>Offense is freely given and freely taken
No it isn't. It's extremely forced for attention, clout, and political/financial gain.

>>90519569
literally fucking links in the OP

>>90519569
you already know

>>90519569
https://files.catbox.moe/wi69zh.mp4

>>90519569
Just stick with Lumi

>>90519569
Lumi is quite popular in /lig/

>>90519569
post hole first

The dog is dead

>>90519634
This gif makes me want to kill myself.

its over for me

>more Phase Mili covers
I am NOTICING a pattern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SlUtDx0TlE

>>90519706
I like this image of her

>>90519722
At least you no longer have to watch the collabs, you already know everything they're going to talk about by heart.

>>90519634
There is no sound but I can hear them

>>90519569
https://litter.catbox.moe/id2qb6.webm

>>90519784

>>90519718
what the dog do

>>90519662

>>90519910
She is a filthy criminal, what do you expect.

>>90519569

>>90519476
chat fucks every stream up for any vtuber :D

Yuu finally started fighting the four kings

>>90519993
I'm going to tap that glass

>>90520065
Same but without the gl

>>90519937
must have been cocaine bears bff. That's too bad

Jelly is a pickme whore

>>90520132
Yeah, mine. I pick her.

Over under on Lumi's Apex stats during the event
>Damage done
>Survival time

Whoever drew Erina's tie has never seen one before and it bothers me

>>90520132

>>90520190
Wait, is it today?

>>90519407
To bring back Hina, BAMN

>>90520190
0
24s

Cow+coffee=cowffee

>>90520190
0
less than a minute

>>90520258
Green tea

>>90520197
>drew
I don't know why but this word made me think of a game where chat gambles to collect gold and removes Erina's layers of clothing one by one.

>>90520258

Nigger

>>90520327
Cocoa sex

Jelly should kill herself

>>90520367

>>90520403
Mad cuz bad

Why are you false flagging as a Jelly-anti? Jelly is already popular here so you aren't helping.

arm under boobs is a great pose

>>90520190

>>90520601
I am not falseflagging but I don’t get why Jelly is so popular here

Id like the anon who tricked me and made me post about memory in the idol general thread to know that I hope you drop your spatula while cooking

>>90520766
>He fell for the ruse

>>90520923
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vU-L7VsG0Nk

>>90520190
>Damage done
I have never played Apex but judging by yesteday something like 50
>Survival time
5 minutes of looting then dead within 5 seconds of the first encounter.

time to talk

>>90521200

Is Lumi going to stream her POV on her channel? Or do I have to watch dokibirds channel?

>>90521200
Talk tuah!

If you had a Lumi wife would you keep her leashed while you take her out on walks

>>90520237
>New operator behind Chloe model
>It's Hina

>>90521319
I assume either Ember or Lumi will be streaming. Probably both.

>>90521200
Go on.

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi Lemon Time

>>90520190
She's not bad for a girl

>>90521432
Yes

>>90521489
>She still talks in English

>>90520237
she needs a couple more sacrifices

>>90521526
Okay, guess I will just keep watch on the thread.

https://x.com/RunieRuse/status/1862905671601054033

>>90521432
Lumi should never be allowed to leave the house without a tard harness

Dark Souls looks a little different than I remember.

>>90521726
Fucking towa baby again I gotta stop clicking x links...

>>90521875
It's a mod

Lumi is moaning on stream again....

>>90522011
good

>>90521790
This.
And she should not be allowed to wear clothes
And she should walk on all fours
And wear a tail plug
And if she has to pee she can just do it in the grass with her legs spread wide while she gives us a double peace sign

She sounds happy today.

>>90522084
She probably masturbated before stream.

>>90522073
I wasn't going to go that far but I agree

Lumi has a dirty pussy

[Lumi news] She wants to limit test her cute girl card to see how fast she can potentially get on someone's good side

[Lumi News] she wants to speedrun seducing people

>>90521329
I wish we had more art of Phase girls getting violently throatfucked.

Just typed lumi hololive into google for some strange reason

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvSKfwjWZhk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obXEyGbCK3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJsW2b9qDow

https://wheelofnames.com/ja3-5t7
https://pastebin.com/53VKyjcE

Lumi let the manipulator mask slip and then gets defensive about it hahahah Jesus Christ.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Panko has the best taste in music in the company.
full stop

>>90522320
she asked a hypothetical and her chat seemingly primarily of children got offended and moralfaggy
not the first time it's happened either

Lumi

Who's that 3Dpig in the PEX collabo

some of the phase girls should read this
specifically the part about setting up waiting rooms well in advance

>>90522390
Cope.

>>90520322
Hot and based

>>90522486
>WAAAAAAAAAAA
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>90522486

>>90522390
Please be patient with Lumi's chat, they seem to be primarily composed of Discord users

>>90522486
This is why the west is falling
>don't do anything new just stick to the same tired formulas and pump out slop

>>90522486
nigger if I barely had the will to read all of that shit I don't expect them to either

>>90520339
Excellent post

>>90522617
trust me i know

Genuinely what is Lumi's mental condition. I am autistic and analyze relationships like her but shes a woman and should not be doing this. In fact shes way worse than me.

I'm having a very good morning, I hope you all are as well anon!!

>>90522769
shut up bitch

>>90522486
They should also read Mao's little red book

>>90522694
A bit sociopath, a bit autist, a bit bipolar, a lot paranoid

>>90522786
You're the motherfucker crying about waiting rooms aren't you

>>90522769
Good evening anon!

>>90522769
Okay random Phase employee slider #10403

>>90522831

>>90522769
Thanks, (You) too

>>90522769
Thanks anon, hopefully your joy lasts for the rest of the day

i noticed the phase girls are being edgier this month than in october
trump winning likely caused this

>>90523007
thought same, its like a dark spell broke

>>90523007
Good joke

Lumi should moan more

>>90523073
C-can you use that photo and not say the words...
Is-is that legal???

Lumi is very cute today.

if she wont play Stalker 1 I will anti

Does Lumi have a genius level IQ
t. newfag

>you need mods to play stalker
i don't think lumi's chat plays games these niggers are retarded

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

[Lumi News] shes a healslut in league

>>90523161
There is literally nothing wrong with 1st game (vanilla). Never gad any bug or crash in my lifetime

>>90523154
Watch her apex stream from yesterday and you will have your answer

what does Erina even study?

>>90523103
...This is why I shouldn't post right after waking up

>>90523154
Why do you ask, anon?

>>90523154
She is quite sharp but the estrogen debuff is massive

where eber

>>90522694
standard northeastern yuppie psycho with no personality or empathy

>>90523271
Thanks anon.
>>90523268
the bells started going ring a ling a ling

>>90523239
My anatomy

>>90523306
spot on

>>90522694
Being based, I suspect

>>90523154
You are not new, dumb gumi

>>90523306
She is not standard, she's closer to the West Asian variant, which is those exacerbated.

Just blew a fat load to Lumi

>>90523146
I'm absolutely sick of watching stalker 2 and even more sick of 1. Maybe once all the hype dies down she can play it. The hardcore fans may even avoid her streams and we don't have to deal with
>do you want to know where to find a rifle?
>no
>ok it's right here
>wait you're going the wrong way wait there's a thing over here
Stalker fans are like DS fans at this point. There's a certain way to play the game and if you're not following their exact path they will let you know

>>90523237
Apex sucks dick

Minecraft btfo lumi's retarded pixelation argument lmaoooo

>>90522232
soon

I had a dream that my grandmother was giving me a blowjob. What does it mean?

>>90523525
I'm sure the 3D woman will make it interesting

I had a coughing fit while my dick was hard and I felt a lot of pressure rush to my johnson, and when I went to piss later one of my veins was bulging out. Is this cause for concern?

>>90523282
oh wait shit mb
I cannot keep track of time

>>90518843
What Commieschizo is saying here is that if we annoy him enough he will block all of us and then we can slur and discuss whatever we want without him threadpolicing us.
We can also make fun of him while he has no idea what we are doing.
If enough of us do this he will eventually just be screaming into the void.

>>90523612
You have penis cancer.

>>90523497
Honestly the magic of Stalker is missed if you don't explore it completely blind for the first playthrough with each game

>>90523412
hehehe

what the actual fuck is going on on Lumi's stream right now Gumis
I hear anons talk about her moaning so I think off let's go check it out and I open her twitch to what looks like an autistic kid's playdate

>>90523853
She's giving another bad take in order to put off playing games

>>90523853
>what the actual fuck is going on on Lumi's stream right now
An autistic kid's playdate.

>>90523349
Take care to polish them every now and then so they don't get dull!

Yuu is gone...

>>90523928
Are gumis okay man...?

lumi no 2d pixel art is shit

Why did Yuu raid Yuu

>>90524006
Never have been.

>>90524006
no

>>90524006
yeah

>>90524006
lol
lmao

>>90524006
They're too dependent on their oshi

SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING

>>90524281
hi

Lumi is going to blow a gasket this morning

>>90524299
Hi
I like the vtubers Muu Muyu, Jelly Hoshiumi, and Eimi Isami, (You)?

>>90522486

>>90524346
Guess my name is gasket then

>Lumi can't comprehend that people can not like well received games

hgg2d enemy Lumi

>>90524393
>What do mean you don't want to see this movie, it has great reviews

>>90524393
Does that mean she thinks everyone should like the fifa games?

>tune into lumi
>she's ranting about modern games being shit
>they're all lazy slop
She's right, you know.

>>90523612
As long as we're talking about weird dick shit whenever I press down on my belly button my frenulum tingles. I don't understand where the link between them is.

>>90524540
Even when she's right I like arguing with her

>>90524426
Post Lumi blob

>>90524540
Skill issue. Get better at finding them dumb whore.

>>90524540
how would she know? she only plays what her discord and mods tell her to play

>>90524540
There is a lot of good modern games, everyone just looks at Nin-thes-soft relasing a new slop of duty 86 with a battlepass and hourly challenges that are required if you want to get a new weapon that is overpowered on release. Just go to smaller studios man, they still make good shit.

>>90524708
>is

>>90524741
Can I bribe you with shilling Panko's outfit reveal at a later date?

>>90524801
Now you're speaking my language!

Erina is cute!!

Does Lumi ever masturbate

>>90524842
Alright, you can expect some posts closer to the date of the reveal, and we can just forget about this whole grammar deal-eo for a little while...

>>90524669
Respectable take. I think there's a lot of hidden gems that probably get buried by games with better advertisement

Phase needs a Nikke collab. I want to see Dizzy and Lumi jiggle

>>90524922
She's a known gooner

>>90524922
She has my penis in her so no.

Phase should partner with Blizzard but instead of Blizzard it's just me. I will do what I must for Aiko's breatmilk. Yeah, me (both the getting her pregnant and the pregnancy)

[Captcha news]
Ork sex

[Lumi news] If you say Hitler too many times, you'll become him

>>90525069
I am him

>>90525069
Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler.

[Lumi News] She likes older males

>>90525061
You belong in a padded cell

>>90524540
games are like music, books and movies, every year has a fuckload of slop and trendchasing, the past will always seem to be much better because the slop is forgotten while the good stuff remains in the public consciousness, if you want to find good modern stuff then you'll have to go looking for it yourself while going outside your comfort zone.

>>90524976
It should have been Hina

>>90525061
Imagine your grandma saw your posts dude

>>90525124

[Lumi news] she is a grandma

>>90525069

Lumi is noticing less people pay her to stretch

>>90525069
But Hitler is dead…

>>90525372
He's chilling with Santa at the North Pole.

>>90525532
and Tupac

I really want to have sex with Kaneko Lumi

Prove that you know vtubers by saying who this is.

>>90525069
I have tried many times. It doesn't work.

Oh husbant...your daughter is dissecting small animals again

[Lumi News] Streaming is worse on your body than hard labor.

>>90525599
Fukushima Uruka.

>>90525599

streaming is no less bad for you than any office job in fact its better since you are 100% work from home

[Lumi news] She refuses to eat a meal unless there's meat in it

>>90525599
blu ber

Right when I think I’ve broken free…Lumi pulls me back in…

>>90525599
F U

>>90525624
Average woman take

>>90525599
Some lazy spoiled asian bitch

>>90525705
Based carniwhore

Lumi's yap sessions are significantly lower quality these days

>>90525599
My ABG lesmaxxing gf

>>90525532
>>90525559
And Michael Jackson

>>90525624
That's a Hasan the turkgrifter quote.

https://www twitchorterrorist com/

Jelly is a pickme bitch

>>90525599
My horby bear friend

>>90525599
6 feet tall, 6 figure salary, 6 inch cock kind of girl with a butterface and a worthless degree in music theory or some shit.

>>90525803
She hit the wall hard. That's why she has been spending time in chyna.

>>90525599
>>90525859
>>90525981
GOD I want to FUCK Uruka. So BAD.

>>90525803
Happens when you spend half the year on vacation instead of doing your job.

>>90525990
She really mindbroke you manlets huh

>>90525807
>>90525826
Lardmi my beloved

>>90525990
Im sure you have a tall personality

>>90525990
Doubt it's a music degree, her school is more known for Medicine.

Panko should stream.

>>90525990
Marry Sayu instead.

>>90526119
gross

>>90526071
Imagine the prostate milkings.

>>90526045
>>90526055
>>90526119
Where did all these seething femcels come from?

>>90526071
reps

>lumi changed to the english dub
It's over...

>>90526316
They're always here.

>>90526355
No one likes listening to your orc language

>>90526399
I'm not Russian

>>90526455
Thank God.

>>90526071
>Knows which school she goes to
>Doesn’t know something which anyone who has watched her more than a week would know
>>90526316
>Thread is suddenly filled with seething femcels

What could it mean?

Pippa

>>90525990
>4/10 woman
>Wants a 10/10 guy
A tale as old as time.

>>90526593
Eww, that’s gross anon.

>>90526593
please graduate.

Jelly

>>90526658
>>90526640
This but about Runie instead.

RATE THE CYBER TIGER
RATE THE MEOWS
RATE THE DORKINESS
RATE THE STREAM

so what did we learn from the failure of production kawaii

>>90526721
gfe alone can't carry a company

>>90526677
is cute

does anyone have the muyu "im sorry im sorry im sorry" link or soundpost?

>>90526721
GFE has fallen...

>>90526721
I don't like Clara
But she won

>>90526688
I dont like rateposting but erina cute/10

>>90526721
3d is a fucking trap that bankrupts small corpos and fish is retarded for pushing it recently, phase connect will absolutely die if it does a bunch of 3d shit

>9pm
>6.5 hours until the apex event
I don't think I'm going to make it.

>>90526688
I LOVE my mom/10

>>90526825
What did she win?

>>90526894
I like the chibi 3d models they hardly use.

The awawamorphs are coming out of the goddamn walls!

Lumi called me a rabbit

I feel like Pippa has turned a corner, and if she sticks to things, she has a chance to turn her recline around.
The last week has been pretty comfy with her.

>>90527004
What the heck

>just saw the article about an onlyfans girl making 43 million dollars in her first year
Sigh, back to the grind........

Jelly is a pickme whore bitch

>>90527004
Nice art

Lumi should have played Stalker.

Iori’s going to show all of the diapers she bought on stream.

HINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>90527110
She wanted to but then did a poll like the indecisive retard she is

>>90527130
Excuse me, diapers?

>>90527085
I hope her children get bullied for life, where do all that simp money come from?

>>90527148
her baby boird is now drinking the hina milke...

Tenma is getting cancelled over making fun of cripples

>>90519053
>>90519068
:3

>>90527200
You are literally posting on a board entirely made up of simps.

thanks for sharing pippa, very cool

>>90527261
its different

>>90527266
>retweeting a sex pest who's getting cancelled
Classic Pippa.

>>90527266
>interacting with internet drama again
wtf, what has changed recently
why is based connect back

>>90527261
I’ve never spent a single penny on vtubers or OFs whores.

Do we like Tenma here?

>>90527328
orange man won
i'v noticed a uptick in edgy comments from the phasers in the last 2 weeks

>>90527281
it's fundamentally the same

>>90527328
Pippa needs numbers again.

I like tectone, he's loud and funny like pippa.
Fuck all the haters trying to cancel him, didn't this same shit happen like a year ago with his ex wife who turned out to be a looney? Get some new material.

What happened to all the Phase tamagotchis?

How long are the girls going to last in apex

>>90527598
2 minutes

That is not the voice I expected from Pavel.

How long do you think you will last inside Lumi?

>>90527266
>Tectone
>This is a 30 year-old
How? he looks 50

>>90527266
Chances she brings it up on stream/

>>90527644
7 minutes

I just found out about Chloe from Pippa, reeeeeee

>>90527730
????

>>90527644
9 months

>>90527757
Orca is kill.

>>90527757
Chloe is graduating
Going to miss her stinky boobs

>>90527786
No

I want memory to suddenly stream during her vacation and it's a lesbian session between her and her mom at another spa

>>90527786
The japs got her

>>90527730
I found out through /pcg/ yesterday or the day before I think

Lumi got gassed by the nazis.

>>90527818

>>90527411
Its Trump's America 2 electric boogaloo

It's so over

>multiple comments from hologirls about ruining their singing abilities from singing to much for projects
what is the danger of this happening to the phase girls

>>90527929
None of them can sing so none

>>90527929
how many of them have had throat nodules? Uruka, Shiina, I think Hime?

>>90527203
Yea mine

Anon wants some milk

>>90527981
Only Hime. Uruka and Shiina have bad acid reflux.

>>90527929
I'm glad Dizzy is kind of dumb and can barely sing

>>90521541
is this real?

>>90527266
Pippa loves watching fags suck dick it seems

where hina

damn she really has slur in her tags like that she really tripled down on the bit

>>90528129
here

>>90528118
yeah me

>>90527818
But I'm also there

>>90528018
Pippa after our 3rd child

>>90527411
The rule of the fat HR tyrants is coming to an end, they’ve lost their bite, people no longer listen to them.

As someone who knows nothing about metro The Reich seem like the good guys

>>90528129
Taking care of her newborn

>>90527929
This might be a surprise to you, but unlike the Holos who have dozens of projects, sponsorships, concerts, events etc. all queued up, phase girls don't do shit but turn on their stream for 2 hours 3-4 days a week to play holocure or whatever the fuck is currently meta. They can't get hurt because they don't do enough to even risk getting hurt.

Koyori unironically has a heavier workload in a single regular week than every single EN phaser COMBINED. And that is not an exaggeration, I actually watch streams.

>>90527266
Destiny is gay? Wtf

>>90528201
Listen dude, Nazis bad because... they just are!

>>90525990
Why are you saying 6 inch cock like it is massive? Thats like very slightly above average

impregnating lumi and ruining her bloodline with terrible genes

>>90528214
>phase girls turning on their streams
LOL
LMAO

>>90527531
Dead in their virtual zoos, none of the phase girls are suitable as mothers.

>>90528214
hag sex

penis

>>90528227
not just gay but a literal cum goblin hypersexual bi gooning freak
he would have threesomes with girls and their boyfriends, felch the semen out of the women and sometimes even suck the men off

basically superspreader hiv/monkey pox behavior