/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

Day 60! Give it up for day 60!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>90477456
We did it /ggg/!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

I've played around 10 hours of the new Holocure update and haven't even done a run yet...

>>90477456
>>90477553
2 whole months of nothing...

>>90477456
TOPKEK

>>90477613

>>90477456
9 more days for the funny number. LFG!!!

>>90477719
Would

Just 2 more weeks for a new record!

>>90477867
>still doesn’t know the record

No bullying her please

MY wife

>>90477935
73 days was the record, unless you're counting her health break?

MY Gurandma.

MY Gurandma.gif

>>90478143
The health break was shorter.

>>90478063

>>90478143
I’m counting the all time high record. It was like 90 something

Gurass

>>90478906
SNIFFFFF

yay 2 months ! can we go even further beyond ???

>>90477456

>>90479164
Month's not over yet!!!

Am I the only one who gets Caitlin Clark vids on youtube? I don’t even watch sports…

>>90478326
When even was that? It all blends together now...

>>90479443
I misremember sometimes so maybe I’m just crazy…but I thought it was about a year ago.

Atleast there will be a Christmas stream

>>90479443
Isn’t there heat maps calendars showing Gura streams? That would be helpful for this

>>90479593
y-yeah...

>>90478063
*bullies her even more*

>>90478308
IS THAT

>>90479998

>>90479998
ARE THOSE

Shower check. If your name is in the list, you must shower now. No exceptions.
Alberto, Corey, Jacob, Michael, Nemesis, Oscar, Zach.

>>90479669
I like the silly faces that holos make in the hologra episodes

>>90479998
that's what she's busy with btw, I'm keeping her on a leash for most of the day

>>90479636
According to the schizo that patrols her yt comments 73ish is the record. Granted maybe he's wrong idk.

I've noticed the longer Gura is gone, the more intense the lewd art of her gets. I think the artists are virtually correcting her to take out their frustrations.

>>90480264
This wouldn’t be the first time I’m misremembering something. One time I thought Gura or maybe Fauna played bioshock and I was completely wrong and felt like a real schizo

I'm the only chumbie now...

>>90479998

>>90480427

Wife soon?

>>90480264
How the fuck can anyone decipher shithole date formats?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>90480505

Should I watch bijou?

>>90480456
I'm still here chumbie

>>90480558
Just unshit the holes

>>90480593

>>90480588
>*Lo touchõ*

GURA SOON
>GURA SOON
GURA SOON
>GURA SOON

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>90480682

Knife spoon!!!

/ggg/ never dies

What da chumbies up to tonight?

A Christmas Carol from 1984, with George C. Scott, is such a good film bros

>>90480456
Still here, chumbie.

>>90480898
Watched >>90480906 with my father, now gonna do some cleaning and hop in the shower

>>90480416
I also feel like I remember Fauna playing bioshock. Did that not happen?

>>90480995
You’re name was on the shower list

>>90480649
I keep hearing that Gura and Bijou are like polar opposites other than shared cunny status, but idk

>>90481017
I think it did. I just had confused Gura with Fuaner playing it

>>90480898
Probably play some more Holocure. And even though my name isn't on the shower list, I really should take one.

>>90480898
gonna play some Binding of Isaac Repentance, I unlocked tainted Isaac but haven't tried him yet, and I tried Jacob and Esau. I'm not very good with them.

>>90481098
Different in what way? I’m dying of cunny withdrawal and need it asap. (I would do jp but I can’t understand them)

>>90480898
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>90480898
I might play more Elden Ring. I’m on ng+10 so difficulty capped awhile ago. I’ve just been speedrunning the base game and immersing myself in the DLC

>>90481068
W-what do you mean chumbie...?

>>90481427
idk, I suppose they meant their personality, humor, talents, etc.? You'd have to ask the gembuds I'm afraid

>>90481762

>>90481522
how close are you to max stats

>>90480898
Playing some monster hunter.

haven't been here for a few days, any gura news?

>>90482049
Nope.

>>90482138
thanks

>>90482049
She died

>>90482219

is gura ftm

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>90481902
I’m at level 356. Doing some quick math with gpt, I’m 7.9% of the way there to max level.

Pathetic

Gura has the voice of a prepubescent boy.

>>90483251
you at least have max offensive stats right?

>>90480649
Yeah, give her a shot

Actual child...

https://youtu.be/nqytK2xDDmE
welp

>>90483418
No. 60 str and dex. 75 vig and 80 end. I prefer tankier build over dps. Makes it easier to learn enemy moves.

>>90483795
cute

Share more Gura lewds plz, I didn't even know Superfaan drew seggz.

>>90483795
How will people somehow, inexplicably link this to Gura?

>>90484292
there's a shrimp

>>90483795
roachbud...

>>90484323
that's a roach

My leopard gecko likes eating roaches

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

Stray bird commending the chumbuds for maintaining this general. Hope she streams soon. Have a Happy (even if it's belated) Thanksgiving

>>90477456
fuck you

>>90484468
Leopardgeckobud my beloved. Is your gecko also a boy?

Gura is playing DBD wifh a belly full of turkey.

>>90485071
Yeah, he has the bumps near the base of his tail

Baguraette honhonhon

>>90484323
>>90484398
Same difference.

>>90484620
can you recognize them?
Was there any memorable moments on that stream? Who is Gura's favourite and least liked?

>>90484292
gura's new fanbase will be roaches!

>>90480104
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>>90485475
Gura, you faggot...

>>90485271

>>90485382
I didn't think it was a particularly interesting stream, I only really remember her saying you weren't a hololive fan if you didn't recognize Ame's feet or something. Which is what everyone remembers so that's like a free space.

>>90485664
I also remember her saying Fauna had ugly feet.

I wish there was a way to see all the fan names in holocure, I don't remember if I filled out the form when they were taking responses. Guess it's always gonna be a mystery for me.

>>90485236
This still doesn't look like a heart to me and instead like the dino's hemipenes popped out because ame touched its belly.

>>90485872
I remember when my chameleon used to spin his hemipene around. Never seen my leopard gecko do anything crazy like that before

>>90485978
Sorry chameleonbud. I bet he's spinning those things around in heaven and impressing a bunch of chameleon babes

>>90485978
why dont you buy girl pets.

>>90486226
Girls love blue tongued skinks

>>90485797
why?

>>90486344
why don't you watch the stream and find out chumbie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgE6mZUGCOE
it was a pretty good stream

>>90486138
I like to think so too

Man I want a pet too.
But I live alone and I don't know anyone who can take care of it when I'm not home.

>>90482940
It's a shame we got so little Gurame schizo art

Cooooold

>>90487059
Get a betta fish chumbie. They are very cute

When's the next big niji event?

playtime?

>>90487598
says here i got 284.2 hours. what about you?

>>90487829

>>90488042
very impressive chumbie

>>90485648
La basé

Yesterday's Thanksgiving was canceled but today we ate a lot of fried turkey.

>>90488642

>>90488734
Based

>>90488755

Hololive is dying. Rrats are fleeing the sinking ship. I think it's pretty much over.
Now the question is whether Gura's gonna be the one who flees or the one who stinks.

For King and Cunny!

>>90486478
haha peefowl

>>90488937
She will always be the one who stinks. She's my stinky little girl.

YOU WANT ME TO STREAM? I ALREADY HAVE BEEN! I'M SECRETLY A 2VIEW IN A SMALL CORNER OF THE INTERNET! YOU CAN SEE ME IN ALL OF MY GLORY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND ME!

I don't get any joy from hololive anymore. Whenever I watch streams, all I can think about is who's going to be the next one to graduate and abandon us. I can't take it anymore. Gura is already gone.

>>90489543
I'm watching the league collab and wondering why women waste money on a skin for a champ they've never played before.

>>90489692
im a guy and I have multiple subs to cosmetic only battle passes running right now

Is Gura gonna play League with the other girls?

>>90490076
I hope not, they need a jungler that doesn't play teemo at least

>>90490175
If Gura won't play League, she should at least announce that it's because of the dirty little Teemo troll.

>>90477456
can I kill myself yet?

>>90490076
lol

>>90488977
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>90491357
I love s’ghetti!

>>90484559
Legislation, NOT regulation!

What's everyone doing? I'm just listening to old video game soundtracks mindlessly browsing around.
Maybe I should do something?

>>90491535

>>90492470
Just chilling out and watching some streams

>>90492470
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>90492470
Playing OSRS.

>>90477456
2 more weeks until we break the record boys!

>>90477456
Holy grim

*humps Gura*

>>90490570
no you have to suffer a lot more!

>>90492533

>>90486478
Gotta disagree with Gura on this one. Fuana feet have cost me gallons.

Hello.
I am autistic.
Just wanted to say that after having no oshi for like 4 years, and having watched Gura only occasionally, I said fuck it decided to watch all her content. Everything that's public on her channel. Honestly, she is now my oshi and it makes perfect sense to me why she is arguably the biggest vtubter in the world. That voice with that much charm is just a recipe for success.

>>90492834
I wonder if we'll break 100 this time.

>>90486542

>>90494580
my condolences

>>90494580
Why would you do this to yourself?

>>90494580
Welcome aboard

>>90494580
big mistake friend, now you'll suffer along with us

>>90494580
You picked a rough moment, but at least you still have the archived streams and member streams to go through assuming you finished the public stuff.

>>90494913
>>90494869
Don't get upset that people can still love Gooba.

Love goob
Love chumbies

>>90495500

>>90495500
egg dindin!

>>90495755
>>90495833

Feex compooter

>>90494869
>>90494913
>>90495275
It's okay, I also got in HxH when the 2014 anime was ending. I am used to this.
Also yeah, currently going through membud stuff

You anons here have all heard Gura say my username at least once before.

https://x.com/sharkudon/status/1862502065270136960

>>90497551
I'm that shrimp

Look at this little whore

Gura has fallen in love with the chumbies.

>>90498018
more like fallen out of love

goobnight
i love gura

>>90498869
nighty night bud

Goob night.

>>90499460
sleep well chumbie

>>90498869
nini

>>90498869
Sharkdreams

>>90494580
If this is genuine, I feel sad for you, because she hates her fans and has abandoned us.

>>90494580
First and foremost, welcome!
Second, you're in for a heartbreak
Third, I would suggest you to start the 5 stages of grief already...

>>90500927
Hopefully they don't get stuck on the denial stage like half of the chumbuds here.

What da chumbies doin upon this midnight dreary?

I think Childs was the thing

>>90497551

>>90500714
Do you basically live here just so you can constantly act like a miserable cunt all day in front of everyone?
Why.

>>90501319
I'm doing my drawing reps again and drawing boxes for the millionth time

>>90494580
must've took you two days kek

I'm already bored drawing boxes

>Umisea down to 3(2)

It hurts..

>>90502504
I thought everyone hated umisea

>>90502557
No. Most people just hate lying whores.
So everyone liked Aqua, Marine, Ina, and Chloe.

>>90502630
>Chloe
>not a whore

>>90502673
Did you miss the *lying* part?

>>90502720
alright fine, she's not a liar

>>90493348
fuck

>>90502794
intense hatred for this world isn't so bad, you should give it a try, it's way better than feeling "empty"

>>90502967
Oyasame

>>90502967
sleep tight buddy

What's more sad with gooba's situation is: it's a LOSE-LOSE whatever the outcome is.
Stay on hiatus - no stream
New life after affiliate - 100% she wont even last 2-3 streams
Its just so hard to deal with, and the person involve cant even communicate properly..
Damn, what a fuckin waste

Call me a lying whore too!

You guys think she forgot the anniversary?

>>90503092
Of fucking course. She also forgot about her fans.

Are you guys not doing anything tonight?

>>90502967
Goobnight

>>90503133
My buddies might be streaming Five Nights at Cobson's soon while we discuss topics ranging from Grappler Baki to Patrick Tomlinson
It's so good to hear their voices again after so long bros...

gooruh...

>>90503133
Wondering where it all went wrong.

>>90503133
Just watching random youtube vids and browsing other threads right now

>>90503755
October 4th 2022

>>90503755
No games? What did you eat for dindin?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Zzbl2eifZP8?feature=share

Alright chillout on the doomposting thing just a little bit, you're going too hard now. It's pretty melodramatic.

>>90503913
I'm asking how their night is and what they ate for dindin but I don't think they ate anything.

>>90503913
yeah it's only been two full months, stop being thespians, real trve strongbuds know she'll be coming back strong in 2028, have some patience

>>90504034
No seriously, you're really hamming it up. Stop it right now!

>>90504034
Chumbie I want to know what you ate for dindin

>>90503997
I had some buffalo chicken bites with some chik-fila sauce.

>>90503133
I'm watching more kinnikuman, apparently I started with the second season because the first came out 40 years ago...
so there's these idol chojin that want to be friends with everyone and deepen their friendship with combat(gay), then these perfect chojin showed up and wanted to kill all the untermenschen or as they say "inferior" chojin. the former got mostly annihilated, so far only the american Idol chojin (Terryman the texas bronco) won, then a different group called Akuma Chojin (the edgelords)showed up and came to the rescue but not really, because their leader told them to exterminate the perfect ones back and the gay chojin are really upset about that.
also power lvls are complete bull, Terryman who has a power level of 950k defeated someone with 25 million

>>90504926
All I know about kinnikuman is that clip where the german guy uses his gas chamber attack

>>90504996
KEK is actually real
https://youtu.be/sCwK5TJIP2k?t=30
also the perfect ones try to commit sudoku when they lose the fight, so the akumas try to kill them before they can do so

>>90505067
Damn that chinaman just turned him into noodles

This is my knowledge of "Kinnikuman"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRwJvOm395E
Man I love the old English OPs

>>90505218
I always remember the 4kids one piece opening

>>90505067
That was wild. The, uh, creativity of some of these shows will always amaze me.

>>90477386

>>90506229
MEGACHONKER

>>90506229
would

>>90504926
I think I've heard of that before. The MC has one of those weird circle lip mouths, right? Korone loves that show, I think.

>>90506229
I want to kiss her tummy so bad...

>>90501735
Yes.

Finally I'm the last chumbie...

>>90508265
nyo im still here

Time for bed

What the buds doin'?
I am listening to archived Cultured Thug videos explaining Hitler's philosophy and religion, based on quotes from primary sources such as Mein Kampf. Some of it was entirely expected, such as his philosophy being primarily influenced by Nietzsche and Schopenhauer - particularly in the concept of Will to Power. On the other hand, learning that personal friends of his apparently published biographies affirming that he confessed Christ as his "Lord and Savior" was a shocking, but pleasant, surprise. He was still ultimately a child of enlightenment ideologism, and I think his view of the relationship between state and society puts the cart before the horse... but I can definitely appreciate why a man of his character and prodigious intellect was so popular and well-respected in his time. And, why so much effort has been expended to reshape him into the Literally Satan of the modern global liberal paradigm.

>>90509251
r u ok bud

>>90509251

>>90477386
My most listened this year from jp side is Kanatan

>>90509118
>What the buds doin'?
mechwarrior 5: clans

>>90509495
my second most fapped to holo

Shork thighs

>>90510490
rub rub rub

Repent hereticbuds

Seggs w gura

My sister in law asked for Luigi's Mansion 2 for Christmas and it made me think about Gura's playthrough

>>90480456
I WILL be the last chumbud

HEY CHUMBUDS, YOUR OSHI IS A DOODOO HEAD HAHA

fuck Gura

>>90509118
preparing for a work trip tomorrow/next week, already checked in the flight but still gotta pack
Feeling a bit lazy desu~~

>>90515600
I wish...

>>90477456
do we win a price when we beat the record? I would settle for ice cream or a rope to hang myself with.

Goob morning.

>>90518099
Goob nite

https://x.com/superfann3/status/1862774453983465852
https://x.com/superfabn2/status/1862775482632347752
https://x.com/superfabn2/status/1862775486994424219

>>90520632
M+RT

>>90520632
M RT

>>90502324
Nah, it took me a long time.
I started sometime in May and decided to actually try and pay attention, so I never left her on as I was falling asleep.
My weekends are going to feel weird once I finish her member content because she was the most consistent human voice that resounded in my apartment.

>>90517335
Kek

NNN IS ALMOST OVER

>>90511802
no u

>>90520733
sex shart

>>90522255
No Notification November

imagine

With how awful X is, do you guys think that Gura is going to do the right thing and join bluesky so we can enjoy her on the right side of history?

>>90523761
bluesky does the exact same shit, anyone thinking its better than x are retarded.

Thinkin about dinogura

>>90523800
Yeah, but it's better because we don't have those facists. Gura is not facist friendly

KFP her to deliver a cute Goobidaba from Kiara's advent calendar art

>>90523905
kyute

>>90480264
73 is the record for no streams on her own channel
If you include joining collabs the longest is her announced hiatus from december to valentines day

>>90507030
yes, so far I'm a bit disappointed in him, he seems like a coward for no reason and lets himself get beat up by a literal giant baby

>>90515600
yes, I'm going to!

cover's new policy
RIP goob

>>90520632
M+RT

>>90523905
let's see if she actually submitted something

>>90524260
>anime words/gestures
What anime do gen alpha kids watch these days

>>90524260
Who is Ruth and why does she commit so many typos? Now for the real kicker, does she even smell?

>>90522234

>>90524260
>does reverse image search
>r/funny 8 days ago
anonchama...

>>90524260
>no mames
Those mexican kids are probably popping a blood vessel from being unable to say it

>>90524056
I wouldn't count an actual hiatus. Gura wouldn't have this problem if she cared enough to let people know she was gonna be gone for an extended time, Instead of vague posting on twitter.

>>90520632
M RT

>>90523905
>bloop
Fuck off

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>90523905
Fuck off retard
>>90524333
lol no

Guest preditions for Gura's sololive
>Kiara
the most obvious one (hell, Mori didn't even invite Kiara to her sololive)
>Ina
not as obvious as Kiara, but up there
>Bae
invited Gura to her 3D live because she felt a bit obligated, that's my theory
>Mumei
the dynamic duo
>Okayu
>Marine

>>90525468
but will Gura be there?

>>90525545
Kek

>>90525468
She's gonna release Blue Color after her graduation live

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

Fans like this are actual cancer.
>le burnout when she hasn't done anything in years
>oh please don't pressure her to do anything, that's a big no-no
https://x.com/ZetsunaShrimp/status/1862680663826030844

>>90524575
sex

>>90526422
You're worse.

>>90526422
Zetsuna doesn't really care all that much, wasn't even that long into the start of this that he started actively shilling Peo.

any anime you're looking forward to next season?
I'm mostly looking forward to Doctor Stone s4 and Solo leveling s2
there's also a TON of isekai and isekai adjacent fantasy anime coming, I counted at least 10 I'd give a watch

>>90525545
She's gonna be doing what she can, when she can, so probably not.

>>90526571
It's honestly really annoying how people who don't even care about Gura will lecture Chumbuds that say they miss Gura and how they are bad people for expressing that they miss her.

>>90526571
he always seems to be very desperate when he wants his supa read and spams it multiple times when she skips it

>>90526771
Stop being a parasocial fuckbud

>>90526771
Saying you miss Gura: Good.
Pressuring her to stream when it's obvious she doesn't want to and that even seeing that makes her feel bad: Not good.

>>90526771
I'm not saying he's a super duper fakebud who doesn't care at all, for the record, but, well. Hard not to notice that he uses the same canned 'she shouldn't stream or be asked to because x' lines while also having long since picked up a "side" oshi that streams a bunch.

>>90526771
>>90526890
It's not good that people say they miss Gura. They need to aim better next time.

>>90526890
screaming in the void and disrupting normal lives: not good

>>90526676
I want season 2 of Tanya. I love my little salary man loli.

I think it’s reasonable to expect Gura to do the job that she signed up for and that she gets paid to do

>>90526890
>that even seeing that makes her feel bad
Do you have any proof of this?

>>90526676
I stopped watching anime 6 years ago, but I want more of No Game No Life and Log Horizon.

>>90526676
Not really sadly. Feels like it's going to be a pretty dry season for me.

We are close to her longest hiatus right?

>>90527308
Not even close

>>90527362
Chino...

>>90527144
Unless you are Cover, yes.

>>90527336
Wasn't something like 70-something days?

>>90527091
Tanya's voice actress is currently voicing another evil loli villain in Re:Zero.

>>90527472
As ever, it depends on what you do and don't count. Last year I didn't really count phasmo or that awful fucking aquarium stream, so by my complete lack of authority, her longest is about 130.

>>90527392
No, it's pretty reasonable for fans to have basic expectations for someone who is supposed to be a streamer even if Cover is too hands off in this matter.

>>90527091
>>90527210
I want to see more of those too

>>90527670
The aquarium stream counted, as it was a stream she hosted on her own channel. Sure it was short, awkward and very clear she didn't want to be there and she dipped as soon as she realized she hit the 1 hour that they had paid for, but thems the rules.

Yurobuds never discuss anything cool

>>90526676
Sakamoto days and a couple of isekai adaptations from manga I read. I dont watch too much anime these days

Pretty obvious that there's a graduation queue at this point and she's just waiting for her turn to announce it. The reason for complete silence from even her manager and her removal from stuff like eurobeat album and merch not being restocked is because she didn't renew her contract. And the bio change is obviously advertisment for whatever comes next, probably gonna link her new account after & sometime right before or after announcement just like Ame did.

>>90528077
Did you mean to post this in the niji en thread anon?

>>90525468
Guests? in sololive? Gura having a sololive? who is this retard?

>>90528077
I didn't buy into the graduation que shit before, but I'm starting to now.

>>90528143
At some point you'll have to accept the reality. How exactly am I wrong? How esle could you possibly explain that bio change? Unless you think it's some gigabrain Lex Luthor move to make people think she's graduating when she's not actually graduating or something as stupid as that.
Now that I think about it she's probably gonna do the same thing as Chloe and announce it during the anniversary stream.

>>90520632
M RT

>>90528309
>Guests? in sololive?
I keep seeing retards say this and it's starting to piss me the fuck off. Plenty of sololives have guests, fuckass. Mori, Suisei, Aqua, Marine, etc. all had guests in their sololive. Gura herself was a guest in Mori's and Aqua's sololive, you absolute fucking dumb fuck.

The bible

My faith is strong and unshakable.

>>90528347
Funny how the graduation queue shitposting didn't start until that one dramafag confirmed the niji grad queue exist. Almost like sisters are trying to deflect from their burning shit heap of a company.

Gura
Wife

>>90528457
Hehe, my sister got me a Bible for Christmas. I asked her for it so I'm happy.

>>90528520
yikes