/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>90352444
She’s a Christian. It’s why she’s so innocent and nice. She would never groom.

she just uploaded a new handcam video btw

new just cookie dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UT155nNwII

we really should start making generals again. i feel like there are now enough Crumbs to sustain it

>>90352444
god i wish
i need more hags in my life man

>>90354195
Yes, if there's one thing Christians aren't known for, it's grooming.

>>90355196
be the baker-sama you want to see

>>90355196
are crumbs her fan name?

>>90352444
cockswirl

So is she a womanchild or what?

>>90361305
shes a bubbly woman that enjoys collecting cute toys, but she has a nice mature air to her as well. basically the autistic overachieving gf experience

Would she actually groom a fan of hers if she had the chance? I think it's possible.

>>90352444
The best i can do is have a son of my own and ensure he is raised on a steady diet of cookieswirl content until she grooms him into her cute shota husband, i’d be proud knowing my son was able to achieve what I couldn’t.

>>90355196
Do it. Convert /vt/ into cookielamy

>>90359682
Those are locked for priests and only male are allowed to be priests

>>90360782
>are crumbs her fan name?
yupp

>>90352444
Actually, you forgot the c

>>90355196
Her voice... Home.... Love the new outfit. Wish she would show it off but I guess it's not in line with her content.

>>90367230
religion as a concept only persists because people are aggressively groomed into it.

>>90368095
>a healthy 25 years old man with a child being "groomed" into religion by his wife
Doesn't that sound retarded

>>90355196
Love her shopping videos, they’re so…feminine? Like a mom went shopping after dropping her kids at school vibe. Hard to explain.

Does she groom girls too, or is it only boys?

>>90374349
If not i’m sure she could set them up with a cute shota boyfriend, she has many

>>90361753
>gf experience
You wouldn’t date a hag over 40 would you?

Reminder that Cookie is one of the top English-speaking female content creators on the basis of average views in long form videos in the span of 30 days: https://youtu.be/OxGFEUefv6g

>>90355196
I need to breed 9 kids out of this woman, there's something so insanely hot about a very maternal woman

>>90378408
I think her eggs are dried up anon…

>>90379571
this is no reason to give up on her.
just keep on pumping sperm into her until it offsets her lack of eggs.
we WILL make her pregnant, no matter the cost

>>90379571
Chances are low, but it is possible. If im not mistaken, she has, like, between 0.5% and 1% chance of getting pregnant at her age. Not a lot, sure, but also not 0.

>>90379571
>>90380191
>>90380219
Most women can actually get pregnant even in their 40s, it's never too late!

>>90380191
>>90380219
Your children will be incredibly autistic at that age too, will you still love them?

>>90380191
anon...this is not how it works

>>90380243
Im mostly worried about her stamina. There is no way she'll be able to keep up with a young stud in bed.

>>90380191
Is my son safe watching this woman…?

>>90380248
Well, at least i have enough personal experience to show him the ropes.

>>90380219
>>90380248
>>90380255
with our combined effort, we WILL FERTILIZE THIS WOMAN
o matter how low the chances, if we just keep pumping enough sperm into her womb, she WILL GET PREGNANT!
BELIVE IT!

>>90380266
I'm pretty sure most women consider that a plus.

>>90380270
Contents-wise, yes. Contents-wise.

>>90380266
You underestimate the power of a lonely sex-starved hag

i want to impregnate cookie
where do i sign up?

>>90380326
I don’t like the way she looks at my son, very hungry eyes.

>>90380266
>"There is no way she'll be able to keep up with a young stud in bed."
>Anon smirks and enters the bedroom full of confidence
>pic happens
>wild ride ends with you getting temporary ED from overstressing your penis

>>90380325
>larping outside of R34 comments

i am sending her a link to this thread on her discord, let´s see how much she appreciates her /vt/ fans

I can't tell if cookie anons actually like HER as a person and vtuber or just simply want to impregnate

>>90380508
how about both?

>>90380508
She's a nice person in general, her videos are easy to follow and she speaks clearly and with a good cadence and that makes her voice very pleasant to listen to.

>>90380453
Just send her a tribute instead, that would get the point across

>>90380453
Men are just boys at the end of the day

>>90355196
>the older you are that you collect toys the more amazing you are
Finally the affirmation content that I need. She is amazing.

Thank you for all your support!
If you wish to support me, please follow me on my official social media!

http://www.cookieswirlc.com/
https://www.youtube.com/user/cookieswirlc
https://www.instagram.com/cookieswirlc/

I was not aware of my followers on 4 chan until now.
Thank you for your support, i will try to keep up with everyone.
Please keep all discussion on any form of social media aligned with the rules of my chat, thank you!

Are we going to create a general then? I think /crumbs/ is cute and funny. Realistically it will only be around once or twice a week, but at least our mommyfagging will be contained instead of us shitting up the catalog.

>>90380872
i will impregnate you!

>>90380872
kek

>>90380896
please do. i am too lazy to create threads but i will make sure to bump them

>>90380896
My only issue with /crumbs/ is Cookie doesn’t actually stream and just produces a couple videos a week, I don’t know if it’s enough to sustain a thread, we can give it a try but i think streaming would definitely boost the engagement /here/

>>90380896
Might be too early still in my opinion, maybe let's wait a couple more catalog shitposts and see or something.

>>90381015
There's no difference between discussing long form videos and streams, if anything the long period of time between each upload might be the issue.

>>90381015
maybe more engagement will lead to her actually noticing us in comments.
her comment section is kinda dead compaed to her views anyway, we might be able to nudge her towards streaming in the long run.

>>90355196
>21m subscribers
>vods barely pushing 80k
>only 20k followers on twatter
>never heard of her

Hmm something just doesn't add up!

>>90381144
4 year olds rarely have mobile numbers and mail adresses to make accounts to follow their oshi
it addsup perfectly considering her audience
Cookie is not like Ironmouse

>>90381144
while she is the biggerst vtuber of all time, the vast majority of her viewers are basically infants

>>90380935
Thank you for your support
Please make sure to follow my chat rules on any form of social media
Thank you!

http://www.cookieswirlc.com/

>>90381144
She’s built her subscribers on producing consistent childrens content for over a decade, shes only been a vtuber for like 2 and a half years.

>>90381290
i WILL cum inside you
i WILL impregnate you
you WILL carry my child to term

>>90381345
she still made like 6m followers ever since then. i hate people saying that she doesn´t count, since she had so many followers when she bacome a vtuber. she got more subs ever since her debut as vtuber than Gura. I know u can´t directly cpare this, but she certainly is a more successful vtuber than most of the whores /#/ puts on a pedestal

I know it's a joke but... what if it's actually not...

>>90380872
>>90381290
just in case, if you are actually the real Cookie...never come back to this place again. We love and respect you, please do not take anything u read here serious.

>>90381541
Zoomers really do believe everything they read on the internet.

>Mattel produced a doll based on you on your path

>>90380896
There was already a general named /cookie/ irrc

>>90381688
hotglue thread?

>>90381748
it got shitposted to death. same will happen with any other gerneral. just look at this thread. It is impossible to talk about Cookie. How many posts, since this >>90355196 had been about her content?
Fucking zero

why did u do it? stop ruining her! she is innocent!

>>90377888
ask the pilot in his early 30s that dated my 50 year old mother

>>90377888
Are you retarded?

>>90380508
she seems like a genuine sweetheart. if i had kids i'd let them watch her with no issue

>>90377888
i would marry one (actually did btw)

>>90380191
*Pump my semen in her hag's womb*

why do these threads always have to turn out like this?

>>90380896
there had been a general before
there are maybe 5 serious followers of her who watch the videos, everyone else is shitposting

I want cookie to adopt me

i want to crawl inside cookies uterus and get rebirthed by her

>>90382267
What else do you expect from it
It's already decent that this doesn't turn into religious debate after religion is mentioned

>>90381828
>>90382545
Is there even a general here that talks about content instead of shitposting using the thread's subject?

mental illness thread

>>90382656
Yeah, hololive global
Numbers too if you ignore raiders

>>90382041
Did some retard actually post in her discord?

>>90382691
I can’t seem to find an actual discord server but i hope not

>>90382691
she is currently having a meltdown after some other fag linked her this thread

>>90382687
I never seen anything worthy in Hololive global
Literally just the same retards spamming the same shit
The individual holo boards are much better

>>90382845
Proof?

>>90382962
Next thread.

>>90382656
theres literally threads for 2view streamers

>>90380896
I created smugalana general to deflect the bait thread, it didn't work, people refuse to create it and still shit up the catalog.

>>90383036
Don't all threads like this devolve into link spamming garbage due to faggots that come into them solely to spam walls of links of everyone that was mentioned in them whenever they go live?

>>90382962

>>90383195
>no this is a win, you should stream
Of course he had to be a faggot about this and ruin everything.

>>90383036
Cookie is not a 2view

I go to /vt/ to talk about chuubas and be autistic in a place where they can’t see me and won’t bother them, containment breaking losers ruin everything.

Hold fast, cookiebros. The future is bright.

>>90380325
i will cum in this hag and inflate her belly

>>90383431
she WILL stream and she WILL collab with your oshi

>>90383195
>UTC+11
The fuck

>>90383561
fucking SEA ruining everything good in this world

>>90380453
Blame him.

>is a sister to 3 holos
>yagoo following her
>said hololive was her inspiration to become a vtuber

she will be in EN5, won´t she?

>>90383610
UTC+11 is literally in the middle of nowhere

>>90383793
>Microsenia
That can't be fucking real

>>90383793
it would still be SEA, no?

>>90383958
Yes, the Oceania list is like 1/3 of SEA.

>>90383760
look at her older fleshtuber streams. she lives in a fucking mansion. this hag is multimillionaire from all those toy ads. what would she gain from joining a corpo?

>>90378163
>Watch video
>Cookieswirl not counted as a woman by the video maker, because her real face isn't actually seen on the video.
It's certainly an odd choice, it's obviously a female character with a female user. But I guess something animated is ambiguous to her.

>>90383958

>>90384029
>be Cookie
>vtubers don´t consider you a vtuber since u started as a fleshtuber
>fleshtuber don´t consider you a fleshtuber, because you are a vtuber now
why live?

>open discord in browser
>inspect element some fresh bait
Don't be retarded, cookiebros.

>>90384087
I dunno she's been a convert for a long time now, I can't really call her a fleshtuber that has a vtuber model, she's just a vtuber to me now.

>>90384087
To collect toys.

>>90384029
The argument was about women physically appearing in the video, though in this case Ann shouldn't have counted the Skibidi Toilet guy. Still, doesn't really change that she used Cookie as an example of "top female content creator on YouTube".

>>90384077
imagine living on some remote pacific island in the middle of nowhere, acessing the internet via sattlite and having nothing better to do than harassing some american hag so u can boast about it on a vietnamese basket weaving forum

nice try fags

>>90384210
based and "read more"-pilled

>>90384210
I knew there's no way there are people that can access internet in Papua New Guinea

>>90384210
I couldn’t find the discord myself so i had a feeling something was up

>>90384210
>No Discord
She is UNGROOMABLE
We have the one, lads

>>90384386
*pachi pachi*

>>90384386
nah, she knew what she was doing

>>90384373
pretty sure she is the one grooming her audience and not the other way around

>>90383760
the prophecy is real

>>90381473
She is like the Anakin Skywalker of Vtubers. She has a seat at the table but still isn’t considered a full Vtuber yet.

why is every thread about cookie the same 10 pictures?

>>90384563
There's no other pictures of her because she looks like a nightmare to illustrate

>>90384563
5yo children rarely have a paypal to comission art of their oshi

>>90352444
too late, cookie hag

How would cookie feel if she read these threads where hundreds of anonymous men express their desire to impregnate her?

>>90384721
She’d be grossed out because we’re too old for her

>>90384721
Probably hopeful that she still might have a chance to use her last egg

>>90384721
if you watched her you would know she is very desperate for having children
she would most certainly be happy to see so many willing to fertilize her womb

>>90384763
itsover

>>90384763
Half of the people here are underage

>>90384763
>wants to have children
>will only have sex with pre-pubescent boys
how do we safe her?

>>90384563
Be the change you want to see.

>>90384649
Please don't post my Japanese oshi in my EN oshi's thread.

>>90384952
>more than 1 oshi
MANWHORE
MANWHORE

>>90384952
noone has cookie as oshi. she is shitposter bait, nothing more

>>90384721
Honest answer: she's a Christian and would probably be mortified and would worry about her fans and brand image seeing her discussed on 4chan. It would, however, plant the seed in her head that she has wider appeal. Also don't forget that she liked this image and has a dark sense of humor, some of it she'd probably find funny.

You would never be a good enough papa do her children anyway.

>>90384991
doesn't count if they speak different languages

>>90385066
she's spiggin it...

>>90385031
>she's a Christian and would probably be mortified
the majority of christian women i know are sluts

>>90385126
>the majority of christian women i know are sluts

>>90385166
Please don't post my whore in my mothers thread.

>>90384896
Apparently the youngest father in recorded history was 9 yrs so maybe theres still a chance.

>>90380508
It's 100% going to be both.

>>90385126
Western Christians are barely Christians
Living up to the actual standard of Christianity is damn near impossible for normal human being

>>90385883
It is impossible. That's kind of the whole point. You're meant to try to live as Jesus did even though Jesus was perfect.

>>90385962
>You should live like me and if you don't you should feel sorry and apologize
That's why eventually everyone delovop a soft rule that's basically atheism with a few worldly agenda

>>90386389
That's really disingenuous view.

You're not meant to feel sorry and apologise for being imperfect. You're meant to understand that you are imperfect, you will be tempted, you will make mistakes, you judgement will lapse and that you must acknowledge those mistakes and learn lessons from them so that you can grow. You are given the tools to grow through the Bible and you are given the example to guide you through Jesus. God does not expect you to act perfectly, if He wanted that he would have just made you absolutely perfect. Just like a child, parents can't expect them to act perfectly.

>>90385883
>>90385962
>>90386389
>>90386541

>>90382654

>>90386541
The consequences of not being sorry

Please just go back to talking about impregnating her. Talk about how deep you think her vagina is or something.

>>90387220
Sure, I don't watch cookie but I assume she is the quiet and mature version of FWMC

>>90387220
>how deep you think her vagina is
>152cm
Imagine.

>>90387410
><5ft
Cookie is a shortstack?!

>>90387410
>Age: Eternal
Holy hag...

>>90385031
>It would, however, plant the seed in her head that she has wider appeal
I'd plant my seed in her, if you catch my drift

>>90388114
What did he mean by this?

cute hag trying to fit in

>>90378163
>swirlgao.jpg
is this real?

>>90389262
there is a weeb deep down inside her
there is a chance to turn her into an actual streaming vtuber
there is hope

>>90389837
>>90389837
that weeb deep inside her?

Me

>>90389922
Good one

>>90389922
>t. Peter Parker

>>90387410
Shortstack hag…

>>90389827
It will be when I will penetrate her.

>>90389837
groom her into streaming. you guys can do it

>>90392550
Imagine the chat though, dealing with actual toddlers live…

>>90392634
Toddlers she would adore.
Grown men acting like toddlers, not so much.

>>90392780
Surely we'll fit in just fine

The problem with streaming is a bunch of retards here would ruin it. No one would know how to behave appropriately in her chat filled with literal 5 year olds. If you're unable to blend in with an audience like that then you'd have no business being in her stream chat. As a content creator for children, saying anything even a tiny bit inappropriate in her chat is basically anti-ing her.

>>90393595
If she was going to stream, she'd have to do it on a different account realistically. I don't think streaming is child friendly content in general.
I wouldn't let a 4 year old watch a stream unless it was some major hololive idol 3d live. Those are probably safe.

>>90394569
>I don't think streaming is child friendly content in general.
If that's the case, its pretty much a given she'll never ever do it.

>>90381688
>doxxed by your own merch

>>90395292
>was made before she became a Vtuber

>>90393595
>>90394699
It won't be easy. Just not targeting youtube kids would stop the streams from ever reaching them. If a kid isn't using a youtube kids account, that's on the parents, not her. Most of her content isn't actually youtube kids, they're just normal uploads. I think a huge number of her videos WERE youtube kids years ago but they got removed which explains the billions of video views that were wiped from her channel. These days her fans are mostly 13-20 which I believe is above the youtube kids threshold. Hololive has a lot of 13-20 year old viewers.

the REAL reason she doesn't do streams is that kids don't have the attention span for that
all other kids videos on youtube (including her own) are edited to remove all dead space and uninteresting parts but you can't really do that live

>>90395292
Shes already posted her own face before she did vtubing, iirc shes even done public meetups, her face gets posted in cookie threads pretty often because shes a cute hag

>>90395755
>kids don't have the attention span for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0HXuyd9h4I

She's been experimenting with longer uploads. This is still chopped but it's a lot more natural and comfy.

>>90381688
I sleep. Lets see a doll based on her vtuber model.

You don't get more hag than this.

>>90396280
If only i were like 20 years younger…

I want her to have sex with my children.

>>90396280

I want to have sex with my mother

has there ever been a vtuber who was more desperate to get filled to the brim with cum?
i feel kinda bad for her, that noone stepped up to impregnate her, while there was still a chance

>>90398320
Nobody shes interested in is old enough to impregnate her

>every Cookie thread revolves around sex and getting her pregnant
>there exists literally zero actual hentai of her
wtf Crumbs?

>>90398621
Children generally aren’t too good at drawing porn, maybe theres some child drawing lewds of cookie in crayon somewhere

>>90398621
what would u need hentai for?
she was a literal porn star before she went on youtube: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2958242/Brazilian-former-porn-star-Diane-DeJesus-mystery-figure-5million-year-YouTube-sensation-DC-Toys-Collector.html

>>90398875
That isn't her, that's some other channel called Art Supply now

>>90398875
Wrong hag

>>90399330
she is way too hot for a hag, how did her uterus ever end drying up?
she would never be not pregnant if i were near her

>>90399330
I swear I've watched age play porn with so many white women who look like her

>>90400210
Anon…

>>90400651
white women are all over that shit for some reason

>>90397830
Grab a ticket and wait at the back of the line.

>>90380379
>>90380935
why is she even depicted with condoms?
i thought the general consensus was, that she craves a cum inflated belly?

>>90397830
I want to have sex with your mother too

>>90380935
Joey, you can't impregnate someone using condoms.

As much as i wanna have sex with mom too, i wish cookie would stream so we had more to cover

>>90401967
She usually gets pretty active around Christmas, so that's something. Lots of shopping and gift ideas.

Well this thread is certainly more unhinged than the last few I made it to.

>>90380508
She appeals to the part of me that wanted to make similar content when I still had hopes for the future, I wanted to make cartoons. I like the idea of helping her with her show and being in a relationship with someone that still enjoys stupid things.

I just want to make her the happy mother to my children and grow old with her... laughing, watching movies on the couch together on a friday night... sometimes taking her out to get a fancy dinner... slow dancing...
I need to make a hag happy...

>no Good Games
>no asmr
whats the catch here

>>90355196
>don't smoke
She's based.

>>90404274
Grown nerd woman that doesn't care what others think of her.

>>90404606
If you ever need to get smoke out of something from a second hand store, keeping in stored with dryer sheets can help.

>>90404738
Thats cool but it seems like her content is just children's toys

>>90404126
Imagine if she started doing Loving family RP where you're the husband and she's the mother with the focus being on raising your child together......

>>90405067
Pretty much yeah. This is the most common type of older nerd woman that I have seen. At least if the didn't go full anime/fujo. You will see a lot of Barbie and Monster High collectors that are women in the toy collecting scene. Polly Pocket as also had a big resurgence.

Cookie plays a few games but it is mostly Roblox, which I am not sure if it is because she just likes stuff targeted at kids or she knows her audience likes it. You can go through her videos and see the fall off her non-Roblox games get for views. She doesn't come off as a trend chaser, to me at least, because she will still do some games/videos even if they have not historically gotten her the views.

>>90404606
>'I think the older you are if you collect toys, the more amazing you are. You should be 100 years old and still collect toys'
>'don't smoke, if you smoke...quit now'
and people still think Cookie is targeting infants lol
>>90405067
She mostly plays games, but she genuinely likes buying toys and cute feminine things and sharing what she bought with her viewers. Cute hag doing cute things, basically.

>>90352444
my woman hasn't even groomed me yet, she's too much of a coward

>she wants the oldschool unicorn-friendly vtubing of 2017 to make a comeback
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UT155nNwII&t=657s

>>90355196
She seems nice and I like her voice. She sounds a little bit like another Vtuber I've watched, but more confident and smooth, can't place my finger quite on who. Gut feeling is a mix of Olivia Monroe, Sinder and Milky.

>>90380872
Just in case Cookie SOMEHOW is /here/ - which I DO doubt, I would greatly suggest listening to this anon >>90381541
Otherwise, gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8

>>90405350
I feel like just based on her comments she knows most are at least teens now but she just likes the content she makes and doesn't have a target for it really.