/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Are pools good for you?

I claim this thread for the Gumis

I miss my druggie ravewife.
She hasn't posted her schedule, so I've gotta be strong.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>90349242

im komanche panko eyyy i cooka da pizza i wear the mafia aesthetic because i have no respect

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 35

>>90349385
that fucked my brain up for a second

>>90349478

I love Shiina!

>>90349478

>>90349478
Anon are you alright?

>>90349242
NOW (Literally right now)
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | LIVE | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ3aZZOP6uI

SOON
Dizzy Dokuro (01:00UTC | 1h40m | Two Hour Turkey Spanking) Assuming errands are over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36SdhZXR3Dc
Pipkin Pippa (02:00UTC | 2h40m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@PipkinPippa/streams

LATER
Airi, Clara, Runie & Dizzy (03:00UTC | 3h40m | Cover Premiere: femme fatale A)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygb6iC7ykhk
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 4h40m | Be Real)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brbJrELB2ak
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 5h40m | Cross Stitching: Flowers)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBcs9t26Bf0
Gram Pico (09:00UTC | 9h40m | Zatsu: Camping & Pokémon Cards)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Himemiya Rie (13:00UTC | 13h40m | Limbus Company)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itinf_Ru-Sw
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 14h40m | Something) Maybe cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Lumi is on guerrilla schedule for a couple days or so
>Clara is on guerrilla handcam schedule until she can get a new computer setup
>Iori is on guerrilla schedule until the end of November
>Lia is on guerrilla schedule until the first week of December Streams unlikely

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Panko, Erina, Airi, Jelly, Ember, Saya, Muyu, Hina & Yuu

How does one get a bikini tan in November?

Do you believe her? I don't, she always makes up crazy shit

Corrupt Lumi into making asmr

>>90349478
Which dog?

>>90349380
When is she going to stream instead of lazing around on vacation?

BEWARE THE MUTT
80 YEARS OF TUMMY HORT
WEEK 666

Pippa has been on an upward swing lately. Her mood seems to have improved.

>>90349242
Months of seeing this ritual, and I only just now realized it's suppose to be the robots from that one fallout New Vegas DLC

Jelly is a disgusting whore

>>90349380
This is edited, right? Just like hime fat fingers picture.

>>90349656
What did you think it was?

>>90349672
Yeah, mine

tenmaballs

>>90349569
Skill issue

>>90349698
It Isnt, Lumi is actually a skeleton

>>90349478 (me)
AIIIEEEEE I FORGOR

>>90349699
Idk just a screenshot from a random anime or something.

>>90349672
Jelly is a seiso idol and also my wife

>>90349726
https://litter.catbox.moe/vtw58z.webm

>>90349838
Jelly is the furthest thing from a seiso idol
Why do you want a whore as your wife?

Prove that you know vtubers by saying who this is.

>>90349850
What did Hime do to this poor man

HEY CHNYAAAAT

>>90349932
Pippa

>>90349932
That's obviously Pipkin Pippa.
Come on, give us a hard one.

>>90349850
>baptist
DO YA HEAR ME BROTHER, PUT YOUR HAND ON THAT BEEEYUUTIFUL SCOFIELD BIBLE
DO YA FEEEEEL THE HOOOOLY SPIRAT FLOWIN THROUGH YA?
OOOOHHHH LOOOOORDD!!!!!!

CRISPY NIGGA

>>90349917
>want
She already is

>>90349932
Sir Pipkhan
first of her name
ruler of the 7 kingdoms
Heir to the holy throne of Pippa

>>90349932
Pipkin Pippa!

>>90349850
I love Fred Phelps

Hit it from the back like a truck running over a federal agent.

I want a polygamous marriage to Jelly and Lumi.

>>90350120
You're dumb.

>>90349932

>>90350154
no u

>>90350167

>>90350013

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>90349932
Kanade's next molestation target.

>>90350212
SEX

>>90350212
why is her ass fatter in this picture?

Why is Jelly so popular here

>>90350212

My life is falling apart
But with enough alcohol
I can forget about that
For a few hours...

>>90350350
She's one of the pillars of phase

>>90350350

>Jelly is being scarily smart = Jelly cute
>Jelly is being completely brain dead = Jelly cute
>Jelly is boyish = Jelly Cute
>Jelly is girly = Jelly cute
>Jelly is baby = Jelly cute
>Jelly is mature = Jelly cute
Make it make sense.

>>90350435
Easy, she is a pickme whore

>>90350212
why did you make her ass bigger?

I feel like I'm behind on something. Who is Peo and why is she so popular? Did she used to be someone else? And is it true she's the JP Phase invader Lumi mentioned?

>>90350350
>>90350435

>>90350152
This. But Dizzy too. (Pretty sure Ember wouldn't be into it)

>>90350350
jelly cute

>>90350350
Anonymous female's antiing of her has boosted Jelly's popularity by at least 2x

>>90350469
Remember:
Femanon is:
>flat as a board
>1 inch eraser nipples that constantly chafe if she doesn't bind her chest
>birdsnest hair hidden under a beanie and then again a hoodie always pulled up
>droopy permanently tired eyes with dark circles
>tangled headphones always plugged into her cracked phone
>stooping uneven gait
>always wearing a bathrobe and reeking of stale pussy juice
>tried being straight but can't stop thinking about having a girl degrade her
GRAVE TIDINGS FOR HER PROSPECTS!!

>>90350350
she's used for gayposting

>>90350481
She's Amelia Watson's #1 fan and Clara's groom target

>>90350481
Amelia gachi who streams to gaijin
Dont know about her invading, probably lies/rrats

>>90350481
I've seen your kind, time and time again.
Every roomate must be seen. Every PL must be unearthed.
Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth.
But in the end, you lack the stomach.
For the agony you'll bring upon yourself...

>>90350350
She's a sweetie deep down coated in a dorky pragmatist. Highly talented too

>>90350350
Leeched off Lumi

>>90350481
Clara raids into her sometimes. She's really cute and speaks English.

Jelly is a pickme whore who hates her fans secretly and puts keyloggers into her streamlabs links so she can steal her paypigs debit card/paypal info.

>>90350530
>Ember wouldn't be into it
Ember said her and Dizzy are "a package deal"
Dizzy on the other hand seems to be less into it

>>90350699
Jelly openly dislikes her fans.

>>90350699
I pick you still <3

>>90350728
Wow she's so homophobic

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>sleep schedule out of wack
>pass out after picking up dad from the airport
>dream about being jelly's neighbour and entering a marriage of convenience that becomes romantic after a few years
I'm so fucking mentally ill.

Jelly is a dickme sore

>>90350350

>>90350350
She understands what men want
https://youtu.be/loWeSdZQYAU?t=8067

>>90350350
why is the best girl so popular

>>90349380
She's gonna get doxxed because of that mole

Had a dream where I met a cute goth girl and I woke up before we went to our date

>>90350801
am gonna suck on your nipples while you faggot

>>90350350
she is genuinely adorable

I think

>>90350840
>GUYZ PLZ WATCH ME I DONT LIKE MEN SEE IM JUST LIKE U GIUSE LMAO
Pickme behavior at it's finest.

Had a dream where I was happy
I am still happy

>>90350840
...so who does Jelly cooldown cuckpost?

>>90350962

>>90350972
Based

>>90350801
a-non, you are disassociating

>>90350707
But is that package intimate? I certainly wouldn't keep her away from her friends. I'd want Ember next door or even under the same roof.

>>90350469

>>90349242
>>90349565

(You), tell me your dreams

>>90351022

do NOT repost this
you are not allowed to right click and select save as
reposting this is ART RAPE

>>90350728
Not true. It's said, but it's not true. They're a big dysfunctional family

>>90351139

>>90350350
People think they can save her because she is a femcel

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

You guys do know Jelly is a piece of shit right

>>90351028
NYA, intimate or not Ember seems like a nice woman and I would be fine having her as a pseudo sister-in-law.

>>90351190
I'm going to rape you.

I miss Lumi's squeaks....

milk duds or whoppers

Jelly is a pikamee whore

AIEEEEEE CUTE LITTLE BROWN SEA CREATURE
I LOVE JELLY!!!!!!!!!

>>90351190
I want to have loving consensual cuddles with you, I did pick you after all.

What if Jelly isn't actually a pick me whore
what if we were the pick me whores all along

>>90350962
Yeah I'm going to watch Jelly instead of femanon

>>90351267

>Spilled water on her laptop
>No stream today

OH BOY PIPPA

After watching Jelly a couple times I can see why some might hate her her vibes seem kinds off from time to time

>>90351360

>>90351360
this fucking retard

>>90351375
Please I will always love you

>>90351028
>But is that package intimate?
Sort of. I don't think she'd have sex with (you) solo but she'd join in and take care of the slug if you were indisposed.

Pippa if you need excuses you can just ask us or hell even chatgpt. We can brainstorm better ones.

>>90351360
>>90351398
dyrbi

>>90351329
Ok, I pick you today. Now stream for me.

>>90351190
am tired of see the same fucking shit over and over and over again so much that i want to eat frozen piss caked in shit you’re a fucking broken record and you barely give proof to back up your claims man kill yourself faggot

>>90351196
Ember sounds like the perfect companion to spoon all day in a rainy weekend also smooch

>>90349478
>>90349915

>>90351360
>>90351385
>>90351398

>>90351443
lol someone’s mad

My cute brown wife. We will have many children that will be lighter-skinned than her.

...and there goes the thread

Pippa should just call it and not stream

>>90351471
rope tranny

>>90351471
Just give me one chance

>>90351443
Sounds like someone didn't get picked today

lol

>>90351360
don't look at the date

>>90351478
Pippa is either retarded or lying again

>>90351466

Oh no I can't stream today, my *checks notes* laptop hort.

Jelly should have a split

>>90351542
AAAAIIIIEEE

>>90351587
Post hole already

>>90351612
You should ask that to Jelly she might if you give her enough money

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>90351542
spoonfeed me or at least give me a keyword

>>90351562

>>90351663
I'm asking you. Do it pussy. Prove your worth for once in your life.

so twitter space when?

Stellaris wan

k the jelly anti is extremely low effort and boring, pippa and lumi antis at least craft setups, he just posts the same thing over and over

>>90351531
would you pick me?

>>90351724
>he

>>90351692

>>90351385
> 10s
Fuck off Pippa, we like Jelly now.

Okay boys it's that time of the week again, lets go down the following pippa posts to expect
>She hates us and is lying
>"I used to love pippa, but not anymore :(" *still makes essay long posts about her anyway*
>speculation on what she is doing
>the word pipnig shows up
>cuckposting
>phase vs. phase
>capipis biting the raider bait yet again
>raiders falseflagging as capipis and self replying to themselves about her graduating/hating her fans/dooming for the rest of the night
Ok... I think that's everything!
hope you got that filter button ready brothers.

>>90351789
PIPPA FUCKING SUCKS

We should murder 75% of the starknights and replace them with embers and picos

I had to miss both Jelly's and Pippa's streams last night, how were they?

Jelly should kill herself live on stream

>>90351819
you don’t even know their names

I used to love Pippa, but not anymore :(

>>90351669
what

>>90351789
I've filtered the word Pippa during her stream times and it actually works.

>>90351827
Jelly's was amazing.She was so nervous and cute. She forgot how to talk sometimes and spent much of the stream autistically stim tapping the coffee box

>>90351818
Yeah, me

>>90351849
thats even more of a sign that we need more of them

>>90351862
She hates us and is lying

So whats her excuse going to be?

>>90351789
It's sad how predictable /pcg/ is these days.

>>90351773

>>90351932
She's not lard enough

>>90351932
Needs time to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner

>>90350350
Sir, this is Phase Connect, we like pickme whores here

I worked on getting Pippa a nice gift for the next Mabinogi stream :)

I don't even need to tell you that she's lying, she burned out all the goodwill she once had and now her own fans don't believe a single thing she says.

>>90351819
>embers
Jelly would publicly execute those simps.

>>90351932
she'll claim she was busy even though she only worked 2 days of her break

>tfw no eimi gf

>>90351932
Condom broke and she panicked

>>90351360
>>90351385
>>90351398
How does she manage to be so ridiculous at times is utterly beyond my capacity to understand, even taking into account that she's American and that you people are notoriously uncaring for any sort of equipment or machinery.

>>90351862 (me but I'm gonna pretend it's not)
So true fellow capipi, I used to watch her back in 2004 and she's just changed so much since then. It's probably because she hates her fans and is racist.

RRATS?

Wait eimi was in japan too?

>>90351961

>>90352099
Yeah with me

>>90349653
Why did you jinx it?

Pippa setting up the rest of the week to take off so she can go to that holo car meet and not make any excuses for the day

>>90351932
"Might as well do some extracurricular activities while I'm already here"

What does the thumbnail say
wrong answers only

I like when the Picofam go back and forth with translator text

>>90351789
>>90351955

>Ok... I think that's everything!
You forgot something something her content something something reclining numbers something something [other Vtuber] representing her content better now something something [forced political loop]

Why doesn’t Pippa just say she is spending Thanksgiving with her bf? Everyone knows at this point

Americans are fat stinky nerdy nerds

Wtf why didn't you fricks tell me Panko's new outfit was finally here?

>>90351789
kek pretty good recap

>>90352189
I haven't done my reps in a long time but it's "Two people on a picnic in the forest" I beleive.

>>90352177
an air of being reasonable but disingenuous at its core
very fitting for lumi

Honestly Shiina should do more ASMR

>>90352097
The turkey beat her up and took her lunch money.

>>90351932
Excuse for what?

>>90351789
>>90352213
I read only facts.
Her reclining numbers are facts.
Her content getting worse is a fact.
The fact she constantly lies to go to cons is a fact.

WHEN DID THIS GET ANNOUNCED

>>90352162
Well fuck, that one's on me.

>>90351360
>>90351385
>>90351398
>Went out of her way to toot her own horn last stream about streaming while not being home
>People talk about appreciating it and her addressing it
>That goodwill is now gone again cause who would believe this happened to happen right before the hololive thing?
The pip-cycle continues

>>90352340
we addressed it many threads ago, slowpoke

>>90351789
pipnigs are cucks and pippa is a compulsive liar
this much is FACT

>>90351719
lol
lmao

>>90352221
Just imagine how easy it would be to pin Shondo down.

>>90351926
I wonder what she's doing??

>>90352374
nta but I had no idea either

>>90352124

>>90352344

>>90352213
Oh shit really good one, almost forgot thanks.

phase girl for this feel?

>>90352374
no? I only sleep through 2-3 threads and people were talking about how she doesn't have/need a new model

>>90350469

>>90352408
She must not want to stream because Tenma said something mean to her, and she very clearly hates Tenma because of my schizophrenic thoughts.

>>90352325
Not giving me a goodnight kiss

>>90352488
The beautiful sleepy princess herself

>>90352492
see >>90335014

>>90350565
I am not flat

>>90352566

>>90352566
GTFO

>>90352325
Not streaming Saturday, Sunday, or today. 3 times in a row she's lied.

>>90352557
that was literally 2 threads ago, you cannot say "many" over fucking TWO

Ew a schizo replied to me

>>90352420

>>90352566
Prove it

>>90352527
She's about to graduate because of how much she hates us. We're doomed.

May I have some numbers?

>>90352427
Maybe we should bully her into streaming from an electrical/explosion hazard of a laptop. It would be funny and could make for great content if she blew up or something.

A twitter space would be welcome but she doesn't seem to be drawn to those, so I'm chalking this night up as a miss for me. Sadly these kinds of things tend to happen when I'm actually able to watch her, I missed yesterdays interesting stream because she delayed it and I had to go to work so I caught just the beginning of it and the VOD later.

>>90352687
8675309

>>90352687
538021
540078
466231

>>90350565
100% true

>>90352687
5753787434784367634773267637

>>90352687

>>90352732
Jenny, I'm not interested in you anymore. Stop trying to get me to call you or I'll be forced to file for a restraining order.

>>90352719
>Maybe we should bully her into streaming from an electrical/explosion hazard of a laptop.
>He thinks she actually spilt water on her laptop and that it's not just an excuse to call the week a wash

Remember that one starknignt who tried to rape a woman? That’s the kind of people who oshi Jelly

>>90352643

>>90352593
This is actually really damn good for an AI song.
Got an mp4 link?

>>90349656
Really?

>>90352791
Remember that anon who believed a shitty LARP and then brought it up months later?

Remember that one starknignt who sucked off a liker? That’s the kind of people who oshi Jelly

>>90352791
I kneel- Maybe I should start watching Jelly to be more manly

Its okay pippa, I also called in sick today even tho I totally wasn't. Its a free 5 day weekend

>>90352780
I read that in Forrest Gump's voice

>>90352791
Based. We call these people based.
Women should always be afraid when they step outside without a guardian.

>>90351190
She's just like me fr

pippa strem?

RRATS??

>>90349656
worst dlc btw

>>90352911
She looks hot when she cries

>>90352073
I hate the amount of racism she has, but whether or not I want more or less of it isn't clear from my post.

>>90352911
about what

>>90352911
Dumb bitch can't buy a fucking turkey.

>>90352854
I want to say that story was fake but it felt too... Inelegant, if that makes sense. Like it felt like there were too many human weakness moments you don't see in porn.

>>90352911
what rrats
she has a brainwashed loli servant who kills for her and she had sex with her brother

>>90352791
Did you know Jelly kills cats for fun? What a psycho!

>>90352856
>>90352876
You guys are fucking disgusting unironically

>>90352354
>The pip-cycle continues
Maybe the pip-pa cycle?

>>90352784
I agree with your implication that we should send her to Red China for reeducation. It would instill a proper work ethic into her and make her more pliable to authority.

>>90353008
i see fags like you every day of my life and i hate it

>>90352801

>>90352791
It wasn't even rape, he just forcefully dry humped someone. assuming it's true

>>90353024
TO THE PIPCOPTER

>>90352854
I came buckets to that story

>>90352791
A lot of starknights are SEA, so one of them failing to rape a woman isn't that surprising.

>>90353008
the alternative is the woman that antis Jelly. Do you really want to be at her side? I think a rapist is not that bad when you put it that way

>>90352970
I overslept because i was up late watching jelly and i had to drive 2 hours away because all my local grocery stores were out

>>90353003
Why does she do this???

>>90353119
Yes i want to date the Jelly anti

>>90352791
Wished it was you, huh?

>>90353146
>he buys his turkeys a day before thanksgiving
Are you retarded?

I've been with woman like her she will crush your soul, don't even try to fix her anon it's not worth it

>>90352791
>>90352854
based

Pippa should play factorio.

>>90353188
You could say he's jelly

>>90351415
>I don't think she'd have sex with (you) solo
The ideal here is that Lumi, Dizzy and Jelly can have sex with each other and me but I am under the impression Ember doesn't need to get *that* close.

>>90353061
I don't like this soundpost at all

>>90353070

>>90352791
Found it
>>/vt/thread/84308825#p84311935

>>90353261
Fuck off carlos

>>90353218
she has momonga now

>>90353293
why?

>>90353255
Pippa should play plants vs zombies 1.

>>90353222
nta but I'm picking up the turkey today (preodered it)

>>90353222
Nice numbers
yes

my mom needs me bye pcg

>>90353362
tfw no preordered midnight release collector's edition turkey

>>90353362
I hope you preordered the stuffing and gravy dlcs too.

>>90353408
Tell her I said Hi

>>90352791
>tried to rape
>The story was him sexually harassing someone before running off too scared to do anything else
But of course femanon had to escalate

Which phase is for sad mentally exhausted middle aged balding grown ass men?

>>90352791

>>90353458
Remi

>>90352245
he wanted wrong answers, not the right answer. Basically he wanted you to make up your own funny translation, as "fucking in the garden"

>>90353441
>It's all femanon's fault
It's a male.

>schizos and antis run wild for hours on end when it's about other girls
>make an obvious joke about Lumi
>instant 3 day ban
Explain

>>90352791
Sounds hot, link?

>>90352854
>>90353541

>>90353300

>>90352593
I like this soundpost

>>90352791
imagine if this is the same woman who had one date with the eimiposter

>>90353534
Lumi and shiina antiposts get swept so insanely fast. Its the clique. They have a janny on the inside.

>>90353528
this >>90352791 is male? Why's it acting like a woman then

>>90353534
that shit is hilarious. Don't mess with Lumi, yo

>>90353458
I second >>90353494 because Remi is a treasure.

>>90353534
You know the answer

>>90353534
I have information that will lead to the arrest of Kaneko L

>>90353458
Wemi or Muyu

>>90353651
he is incredibly feminine and has soft skin

>>90353534

>>90351360
>>90351385
>>90351398
any cons today?

>>90353534
>Explain
She has a man on the inside, no point in trying to go against her.

>>90353749

>>90353534
I don't believe you

>>90353630
That's an interesting hypothesis.
That clique status can be proven by how fast janny sweeps.

>>90353708
>[Deleted]

Phasers are the best livers.

>>90353630
What if... they were one of the jannies?

>>90353708
Agent KL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54KJezKNZC0
angry at pee

Ember was able to sell herself to me despite /pcg/ being unable to a few days ago. None of you are going to be salesmen

Apologize

I'm tired of hiding the truth, the reason Lumi hasn't been streaming for the last few days is

>>90353942
For what?

>>90353942
No.

>>90353935
Ember, unlike /pcg/, has the voice of a woman and cartoon boobs in motion

>>90351789
pippa should phase out

>>90353942
Why? For assuming a known liar would lie? No.

I'm retarded

No streams so I'm watching Jerma

>>90353534
>deleted

>>90354063
This you? >>90353942
Did you see something that made you think she made a waiting room?

>>90354063
same

I miss Fujikura Uruka (FU)

>>90354066
You should watch Phase friend Sleepy

>>90354063

Hina

Damn, Pippa really would rather fuck z man instead of streaming for us...Family outing btw, keep eating up the lies

>>90354066
Is his fanbase & chat still a rainbow wasteland? I stopped watching him like 2 years ago.

>>90354140
where

>>90353630
I know who the janny is.

>>90354090
nta, but that one was always gonna get nuked for admitting to ban evading and cause the jannys snuck in "discussing 4chan moderation is off topic" into the off topic rules

>>90354158
Yes sadly

Phase friend Bibi is playing Nekopara
https://www.twitch.tv/busujimabibi

>>90354063
same

>>90354019
I read every (You) in a woman's voice, cuz those are the only vocal libraries in my head

>>90354154
Papakin should phase in instead

Why are there so many other cats here
Why do you need so many other cats?

>>90354235
this but with jet stream Sam and i always get hard

>>90354183
it's obviously xal

>>90353766
Saturday is a holo car meet

>>90354288

>>90354235
That is a serious problem. Stop gooning.

>>90354104