/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>90221532
she is kirsche with no edge

>>90221532
Just make another smugalana general
Someone told me to rename it to /ruskit/

>>90221532
No, she desperately tries to be Asmongold. Its in her speech and reactions. Tries to mimic him in every way cause this whore has no own identity.

>pickmechuubas aren't a new trend that grifters are hopping o-ACK!!

>>90221754
To be fair Asmongold basically is a family friendly version of /pol/tubers. "Edgy" reactslopper but not so much that he becomes outright controversial.

>>90221833
Didn't he have a Palestine melty

>>90222191
He said muslim culture is inferior and that he wouldn't care if all palestinians got killed, then he got banned from twitch. Wasn't really a melty though.

>>90221532
alana stop making threads about yourself
also hi alana

>>90223536
you're spending too much time here and you're probably fairly young. touch some grass

>>90221532
She has some really good porn.
Just kidding, you doesn't have any, Alana!

>>90223536
Fairly normal statement. I don't see an issue with that. It's not worth canceling a man over.

>>90223983
>you doesn't have any

>>90224086
She's going to look at this thread when she ego searches

I want to fuck this fat fox bitch up the ass so fucking bad, unf.

>>90221532
kirsche is a fat annoying whore with a roastie voice, alana is simply just a bit boring.

>>90224086
(me) Fucked up the sound post.

>>90223960
he literally just relayed the message

>>90221532
sigh, it's not very surprising

The more she keeps reciting their nazi ideology, the more she will become Kirshe
It's a lost cause, move on. Find a better chuuba.

>>90221754
just sad. imagine basing your entire personality around that inbred asshole

alana paizuri

>>90223960
I just said 1:1 what happened, you retard.

>>90221532
>She's just Kirsche
No.

>>90221532
Does that mean Alana has ties to doxx site groomers too then?

alana... porn... where...

>>90228825
they are all phasefags btw

>>90228825
I know everyone in that screenshot and I'm not happy about it
>t. 2021 capipi

>>90229217
no, they're mostly capipi's, and almost no one likes them because they're shitheads
only like 5% of them are tolerable, decent people
they are not 'phasefags' they're pippafags

>>90230501
fair enough

>>90221833
>everyone whos not bought into the leftist WEF cult is a /pol/
Its called being a normal and rational person.

needs rape correction

>>90221532
Better model than Kirsche, for now

>>90221833
right after tr*mp won he started streaming with the title "WATCHING MELTDOWNS"
dont know if thats "family friendly"

>>90221532
I see it's time for the daily alana ad on here

>>90221532
Kirsche is 3x the woman she'll ever be.

>>90233472
figuratively and literally

I really think she does look at these threads because not too long ago an anon was saying she had bad teeth because of her bitemark on some moldy cheese she ate, then in stream today she was complaining about people saying she had bad teeth because of that picture

>>90232834
Children these days love watching unfunny millennials having meltys.

>>90221532
shes a zoomer that likes to react to shoeonhead videos. something that is oddly watchable.

hey guys remember that one alana stream where she reacted to a video and agreed with her chat the whole time
what a memorable stream that was!

>>90221532
Hi Alana

boobs

>>90221627
name if /grift/ so you can fit all those annoying types in there

>>90228825
OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK

>>90221833
Everyone 4chan loves asmongold he represents everything they complain about daily. Wokeness trannies etc why is he suddenly a problem now? Lol let's be honest asmongold is literally every fucking burger in this shithole horse manure barrel of a site.

>>90242862
The problem with both Asmon and Alana is they're grifters, they don't believe in what they say. And they're extremely pro Israel.

>>90241884
https://files.catbox.moe/3owj0a.mp4

Has she ever used the phrase ass is in the ass?

there is no good reacttuber
however, she is pretty bad at even that
at least kirsche adds information to the shit she watches
alana reactions are as informative and original as reading the comments under a video; there's absolutely no substance there
there's almost no difference between her reactions and just watching the original videos and wasting time in the comments

>>90221754
If she can be pre Johnny Depp Asmongold, I'll oshi her.

I saw Alana at a grocery store yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>90246458
Cool story bro

>>90228825
They're both conservative, that's a given she does.

>>90221532
you mean fat?

>>90246458
I love that copypasta

alana should react to her getting kicked in the cooter

>>90221627
I like it. Sounds pretty on-board with her.

I wish she would do something, like, fun instead of the same thing every day

>>90254499
Original content is just too much effort

>>90241044
I like this idea actually

I hope someone makes a fire model Alana LoRa soon so I can generate heaps and heaps of slop

>>90256108
koikatsu card too

>>90223960
Retard faggot

the only pickme chuubas I watch are the ones whose voices makes my dick hard, I don't care for their actual commentary because it is just "whatever my audience wants to hear" so I already know going in what their reaction is probably going to be

>>90243074
>And they're extremely pro Israel.
just like 4chan

>>90256447
I'm genuinely shocked that there isn't one of her yet, even a shitty one, considering she's been around for a little over a year at this point

>>90257272
that is because alana enjoyers are not vtuber enjoyers

>>90256447
Hell yeah

>>90221532
they both have fat voices

So nothing of value?

>>90221532
She's perfect

this board needs a /pickme/ general