/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 56! Give it up for day 56!

Guraaaaaaa

Today might be the day.

Gura

>>90243469
Holy grim

What da chumbies up to tonight?

>>90243469
how long until we break the record?

Sex with a fembud.

>>90243739
Something in the 70s is the record, maybe 72?

Come home, chumbies

>>90243838
I prefer the rain goddess.

>>90243709
Just relaxing since I don't have to go into work tomorrow.

>>90243838
I'm a SNO guy. CC is cool too

>>90243946
you're a don't watch streams guy, we know

>>90243162
>They're antis, retards. They WANT Gura to be what they pretend she is to justify their seething. In their eyes, that would be the BEST outcome, not the worst.
I think you're wrong. I think they are ex chumbuds that have finally accepted the truth about what kind of person Gura truly is. I don't think anyone wanted things to turn out this way except for maybe Gura herself. I think no one wanted to hate her and that they wish they could have kept loving her.
Instead, labeling everyone who feels abandoned and mistreated by her as provocateurs is unarguably more convenient and conducive to coping, but only for those that wish to pretend none of this is happening, like yourself.

I remain unperturbed

>>90244044
Couldn't have put it better myself

>>90244044
I think you're retarded

>>90244044
Stop pretending to be a chumbie.

>>90244095
>>90244090
Why are you guys replying to that guy. Keep the shitposting in the last thread chumbies

>>90244036
None of the girls that are left in EN are my speed. They don't play good games and they don't have personalities I can relate too. I've been branching out lately since my favorite girls don't stream as much

>>90244125
He's right though. What is he saying that is shitposting?

Gura last words during that stream really felt like a final goodbye. It's like the Mel suitation again.

>>90244258
There is no point in arguing. Its a waste of energy chumbie

>>90243739
19 or 20 days I think

>>90243089
Please point me to where I said anything of the sort? Your entire framing of the question is absurd.
"A patch of ground" does not make a nation - a people makes a nation. But a particular land, environment, and ecology, is what MAKES a PEOPLE. Shapes and moulds them to it, such thay it is where they truly belong. Displace a people from their niche, their land, and they will lose the character imprinted upon them by the land, and gradually warp into something else altogether. A different people.
Your model overlooks the intricate relationships between these phenomena.

>>90244063
Same. I do think It's kind of funny how badly schizo want me to hate her though.

>>90244186
If you watched streams you'd know the group is called SNOT, there's no SNO despite how hard you try shitposting

>>90244276
"Thank you for everything" is only ever said at the end.

>>90244368
I like SNO. Shark, nature, owl.

>>90244290
I am the anon he replied to, and for what it is worth will be ignoring him.

Why doesn't the thread do something productive like organize watchalongs of old vods instead of posting ai dino slop and blog posting?

Can I stay if I like watching the shark but am not horny for her? She treats my oshi well

>>90243709
relaxing with some anime and yt bideos after my leg day

>>90244312
You only understand half of it. Africans and Arabs will never become French, no matter how many myriads of years they spend on French soil.

>>90244420
White girl LOVE
captcha 2MWYT

>>90243739
December 13th

>>90244559
Yeah theres just something about them that makes them good vtubers

>>90244559
This image is very ironic considering those three in particular.

>>90244475
the ones that are left here are not fans of gura. they'd rather self indulge in their own ritual posting and sniff each others farts than talk about gura

>>90244508
Of course, I never meant to suggest anything to the contrary. Rather, my point has to do with the inverse - there are genetic differences, for example, between Anglos who remained in England, and their WASP cousins who have inhabited New England and Appalachia for nearly four centuries.

>>90244655
They are protective of the idea of Gura, but you are right. They have lost their way.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>90244655
>>90244720
You guys can talk about gura but only if you say good things about her

I think she wanted people to stop loving her, because she felt guilty about deceiving her fans, but everyone can see the end result was that she profited off of manipulating lonely, vulnerable fans and stealing their money and abandoning them, and so now everyone hates her.
I think she should just quit and go into hiding before a schizo tracks her down or something.

>>90244420
It's not just the same without the unbridled frank kroniitism.

>>90244879
I do enjoy SNOT too and Goob really likes kronii. I just happen enjoy SNO solo more

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/12328/ "About 74 percent of adults in the U.S. are overweight, according to the CDC"

The chanses looks pretty good bois, finally some good Gura news

>>90244655
okay let's discuss her latest stream, you go first

If Gura doesn't say anything by then, I think I'll give hoomans a nice Christmas (or perhaps I should say Hanukkah) gift.

>>90245079
Someone should organize a watchalong on cytube with a playlist and do a daily schedule where we watch once vod a day at 8 pm est
I'm too lazy though

>>90245048
I didn't know I was overweight until I calculated my bmi. Apparently I was classified as obese

>>90244637
>considering those three in particular
Whatsoever do you mean chumbie? Sure, chumbie prime may be a vegan atheist redditor, but I'm sure her fellow white sisters can fix her and make her a suitable tradwife for the coming BasedWorld.

>>90245133
Picrel is also considered obese at 220lbs @ 175cm, bmi is a scam unless you look like a fat pig

>>90245152
Get your tree and tinsel (latkes and Manischewitz) ready. I bet you'll enjoy "Christmas" too this year. >>90245121
I've honestly been sitting on this for too long. I wonder how hoomans will react?
Oh well, Gura has a month.

I miss my fat obese loli shark actress shy autistic malnourished pisshand pica syncope lead poisoned lesbian wife :(

>>90244386
>"Thank you for everything" is only ever said at the end.
Half glass full or half glass empty. Gura and several other talents have been hyping up 2025 and if anyone was thinking of graduation the mood would be even more grim.

>>90245631
Are you calling my sisterwife and her twinsisterwife smallhats? I will not stand for this slander

Or maybe I should post it before christmas, so that Mumei has non-stop anxiety during finals.
When are finals, usually?

>>90245703
>Gura and several other talents have been hyping up 2025
Stop spreading that fucking lie you idiot, Gura said NOTHING of the sort, her 2025 comment was NOT about hololive, it was about the GAMES coming out in 2025 she looked forward too (specifically a Monster Hunter update she was looking forward to), that's what "quite the year" was a reference to, NOT hololive:


04:32 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN oo the fnaf game!! i saw the pictures. chumbud dev? i will now play your game
04:34 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN dbd? steam says the last time I opened that game was feb 2022
04:35 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN LaSmug
04:37 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN oo i liked mortuary assistant, that a good game
04:39 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN visage got me so bad i choked on my own lung air
04:40 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN monter hunter wilds!! WAIT ok, did you see the weapon videos? did u see the ARMOR
04:40 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN THE DRESS
04:40 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN THE LAYERS OF THE SKIRT AND THE MOVEMENT HOLYYYYY
04:41 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN BOW ?? me watch now
04:42 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN the armorrrrrr
04:43 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN BOW MAINS Shocc WE DO GOOD DPS
04:44 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN OMG THE
04:44 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN was that dodgebolt errrr uhmmm
04:44 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN HEAT SEEKING ARROWS???
04:45 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN game over, bow wins
04:45 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN i dont even gotta aim no more
04:45 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN WOHHH??? CANT HEAR U HAMMER MAN, MY HEAT SEEKING ARROWS R TOO DAMN LOUD
04:46 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN u play close ranger bonkers cuz u like getting stepped on its ok
04:47 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN EyeLWMouthEyeR pls dont fire back i know ur thinking
04:47 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN taking pot shots from my tent
04:52 Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN 2025 is going to be quite the year >:3

>>90245890
Finally someone that actually read the entire chat

It's been a while. I suppose mid December? So how about december 10th instead?

>>90245976
why are you being so weird about this anon

>>90245890
This is why I wish people had posted the screenshot of the aggregated chat messages for that stream like usual. It's caused so much misunderstanding.

>>90245855
I have a present for you anon

>>90245890
BASED

Something is giga fucky. In no world would management not requested that she post something to diffuse the rumors about graduation caused by the eurobeat art removal kerfuffle otherwise

>>90246017
Maybe upsetting her friends will make Gura act instead, since she never cared about us, but Mumei spent considerable effort to hide proof of something that has never been posted on this board before.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>90245133
according to my bmi I'm at my normal weight but I have a gut and love handles

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

I hope Gura graduates on new years day. At count down once the clock hits 00:00 she ends the stream permanently. Imagine the amount of depressedbuds live reaction kek.

Day 1, btw.
Thanksgiving is this Thursday.

Don't forget to pay attention! :)

Gura, please return and dominate the vtubing world. Other vtubers have strayed from the path and need to be put in their place.

>retard keeps resetting his fake counter when nothing is happening.

>>90246529
Don't even acknowledge it, chumbie.

>>90246529
>fake
Day 1 and counting.

>>90246594
You're not very good at counting

>>90246594
Can't wait for you to post your empty photo album proof! :)

That's fine. I guess we'll see.

>>90246234
samen

I'm gonna to try to get the achievement for committing every war crime in the Geneva suggestion.

>>90247142

>>90246373
>thinking Gura would spend new years with her fans inatead of... well, you know.

>>90247198
Yeah, she's spending it with me

>>90247161
eek!

Still waiting for that timestamp of gigi saying gura's in japan

>>90247369
why wait for something that doesn't exist?

>>90247369
>>90247486
I checked global earlier and it seems like he was trolling in multiple threads

>>90247369
She never said that. I watched her stream today

hewwo

>>90247845
you're my fren now

I once saw a childbud wearing that cute gura bag. I followed her and found out she was from a school near me. Look like I found my next target.

TOLD YOU SHE IS GRADUATING LMAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK GET FUCKED GET FUCKED LMAOOOO

be less obvious sis

>>90248078
I knew it would happen one day but I just don’t want it to go out like THIS

>>90248279
This is exactly the way it would happen for a grifting, lying whore. I'm not sure why you thought things were going to improve. I hope you feel better one day, anon.

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>90248438
You don't. Otherwise you would’ve prevented this.

Baguraette honhonhon

Back on my diet and I'm already so hungy

Looks like my reign as the last true chumbud will continue on into eternity. The shit covered monkey continuing to screech into the void is now nothing more than a pet that I let live here. Now Gura will rightfully be mine and mine alone.

>>90248753
Nah

>>90248753

is it time to start worrying?

>>90248753
>>90248777
>>90248972
The last chumbud was already decided years ago. You're too late.

>>90249173
It was me. Cry moar

Actually I'm the last chumbie

>>90249162
No. That time was months or even years ago.

>>90249466
what to do now then?

I hope Gura returns soon and has a lot of fun streaming.

FOR FUCKS SAKE COVER JUST RIP THE BAND-AID OFF! THAT'S WHY SHE'S NOT STREAMING OR COMMUNICATING! SHE'S WAITING FOR THE GO AHEAD TO GET THE FUCK OUT AND BE FREE!

LET HER FREE!

LET HER FREE!

LET HER FREE!

LET HER FREE!

Gurass

>>90249880
i hope she stays just to shit on you

>>90245890
But doesn't that also imply she'll be playing those games in 2025? Some of them on stream, presumably. Don't know why else she'd be excitedly talking about them in chat. Unless she was just excited to tell us about the games she'll be playing on her own after graduating for some reason.

For King and Cunny!

uh oh "chumbud" melty

What da chumbies up to tonight

dino fixing her computer

>>90250045
Remember when she was excited about the Mario movie...

>>90250045
>But doesn't that also imply she'll be playing those games in 2025?
Yes.
>Some of them on stream, presumably.
...

>>90250683
Just chillin', eating quesadias

>>90250683
my dad has surgery early in the morning. i'm gonna have to baby him for a couple of weeks.
it's a minor surgery but just two weeks ago someone from my church went for a minor surgery, had unexpected complications and died, and it has me all worried.

>>90248645
get more fiber chumbie

>>90251097
dont worry chumbie, I believe your dad will do well and have a fast recovery

>>90251291
ty bud

Goob night.

Why does everyone hate Gura when she is not streaming but the moment we see cunny we forgive her?

>>90251455
Dino dreams

>>90251455
sleep well chumbie

>>90245890
Gura decided to mention 2025, the Full Color MV has been indefinitely delayed, Ina won't have a 3D live until 2025, Ame left Hololive but could return, Fauna is refusing to release ASMR for Hololive, the day after Dooby debuted Sana mentioned on her RM account that she would stream in 2025, and Caspurr won't debut his official model until 2025. That is a lot of curious signs pointing towards 2025.

goobnight
i love gura

>>90250681
t. requester, thank you aidinobud, I love it as always

>>90251686
nighty night bud

>>90250683
Nightshift, resting my feet at my desk. Drinking coffee to stay up long enough to sleep at a good time so I can help my church pack food for the homeless on Wednesday.

>>90251097
I shall pray for your father brother-in-Christ-bud

>>90251880
Oyasame

>>90251630
>Caspurr
Nigger what, that's some random homo literal who
Fuck outta here, especially since the post you replied to specifically shows that no Gura was not talking about 2025 in the context of vtubing but video games

>>90251880
Goobnight

>>90251880
sleep tight buddy

I have spent the past 25 minutes deep in prayer at my desk.
I feel spiritually cleansed.

Not a chumbud, but I'm starting to really miss goob. I hope she'll get better soon.

>>90245890
>ignores the fact that she didn't even bother to show up to stream the demo
>ignores the 5 minute gap
>ignores the fact that she even used the >:3 face for this

kill yourself subhuman, you will never be a chumbud

>>90253100
Why would she stream you dumbud

>>90250683
I saw Mechwarrior 5: Clans was on sale so I couldn't help myself.

Gura will soon to follow Ame's footsteps

>>90253149
It's you who should answer me moron. If she was so hyped for the new monhun then why wouldn't she try the beta?

>>90253297
She's hyped about a lot of things she never delivers

>>90253452
or she was talking about projects when she mentioned 2025 and you are just an inbred retard for interpreting it that way

>>90253566
you are illiterate

>>90253586
you are not a chumbud
you never watch her

Just chill.

>>90253658
Show me where she mentions projects in the chat
I'll wait for you to lash out again because you can't

>>90253297
NTA, but she probably played it off stream. You're kind of an idiot that you didn't even realize that.

Gawrdian of the West

>>90253566
Not him, but remember those leaps in logic you like to do so much that we talked about earlier? You really should stop. You seem like a total moron.

>>90253740
ok I'm sorry you're right

>>90253751
>making shit up to win the fact-based argument
I accept your concession

>>90253818
Someone actually changing their mind on the internet? This is a miracle

>>90253808
what the fuck are you talking about retard? anyway I accept your concession

So did the yesbuds finally win?
Are they happy with the current state of their vtuber?

>>90253914
I'm saying she didn't play it on stream. So logically she either played it off-stream or she just didn't play it.
But since you seem to think it's something she wouldn't miss, then assuming you were correct, that means she played it off-stream, no?
Do you just enjoy being gaped with logical refutation like this? What's your deal, anon?

Uhhh guys? Why is /xhlgg/ already including Gura in their chuuba ranks, she's still in Hololive though?? Did I missed something while on military duty?

>>90254287
antis stay winning, yes

>>90254638
illiteratechama...

>>90254637
>anti thread is behaving like an anti thread
how surprising

>>90254687
meant for>>90254637

>>90254760
ohh lmao, this is bold even for them

>>90254431
>she just didn't play it
exactly because she was never excited for the game to the point where she centered her 2025 enthusiasm entirely on it.

I'm thinkin about food again...

>>90254986
I gots me a hankerin' for some down home cookin' too

>>90254986
same

>>90254986
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes

Have you all repented, hereticbuds?

>>90255765
Rape

>>90249886
SNIFFFFF

Come back. Give an update. Graduate. Get terminated. DO FUCKING SOMETHING

*blocks your path*

>>90255862

>>90243469
I hope she's gone for at least one more month. So someone in her chat would be proven right. The message was something like, see you in 3 months, and she read it.

>>90253168
>Gura is an ex-Holo now

>>90255201

>>90255953
>>90256056
c'mere you!

>>90256073
gawr must be stopped

>>90256130

>>90256189

>>90256219
time to eep~ food coma's setting in

>>90256249
The dino will grow in number

Gurape

>>90255821
>>90256420

>>90256432
Brother, I am inno-AAAAAAAAGH

>>90256568
a likely story... but I shall believe you.

We cool?

>>90257352
Ice cold

>>90257352
Yea

>>90254957
No one is saying she "centered her 2025 enthusiasm on it" you stupid, reaching faggot. Do you even listen to yourself? She mentioned it exactly once in a prechat half a year ago while talking about games. We were fucking there, you massive retard. Why do you keep exaggerating like a woman? What is fucking wrong with you?
She said 2025 was going to be quite the year while talking about monster hunter. You're the retard insisting she was excited about it enough to play the demo in the first place. Guess what, you reaching motherfucker? I'm also looking forward to it, but I don't care about the beta and I didn't play it.
Nothing you ever say makes sense. You simultaneously use your own argument to disprove yourself and you don't even understand you're doing it. You are by far the dumbest person in this thread.
You really need to kill yourself, because you're fucking insufferable.

>>90257779
>while talking about games
what games exactly? name them all and provide me with proof you retarded subhuman insect
>she was excited about it enough to play the demo in the first place
she should be if she centered her 2025 enthusiasm on just a single video game, but obviously that's not the case
>You really need to kill yourself, because you're fucking insufferable.
you should if you can't provide me with proof
>*still ignores the 5 minute gap*
kill yourself you subhuman
>*still ignores the fact that she even used the >:3 face for this*
kill yourself you subhuman

Thinking about goob

could gura take you in a fight

What da shork watching
My guess: she is reading the thread on her smart TV

>>90258226
IRL Goob: I would piledrive her sexually
Lore Goob: She would piledrive ME sexually

>>90258226
Definitely not. I think only a literal small child or someone with serious medical issues and/or disabilities would lose to Gura. She's demonstrated how weak and fragile she is several times. Which honestly makes me worry about her sometimes...

>>90258317
my face pushed in the soles of her little blue socks TuT

Whore

>>90258073
>what games
The ones she mentioned, you fucking niggler. >>90245890. Mainly monster hunter. You already knew that, so shut the fuck up and don't waste my time again, you insufferable cretin.
>if she centered her 2025 enthusiasm on just a single video game
No one said that you stupid yellow faggot. Literally not ONE SINGLE person said that you lazy-eyed down syndrome chimp. Stop putting words in people's mouths.
She uses the >:3 face for everything, you mud slurping, donkey fucking, melaninated, sloped forehead, underbite-having subhuman shithead.
Kill yourself, you resource consuming, knuckle-dragging, miscegenated, dyslexic, autistic, dickless chimp fuck.
Seriously. Leave the thread and never come back here. You are too stupid to live. You need to set your disgenic family on fire and then jump into the volcano nearest to your shit-smelling chicken fucker village.

>>90258226
She said she was working out, so she could be really strong now.

>>90258617
>The ones she mentioned
I told you to name them ALL Why did you refuse to do it you slippery bastard?
>No one said that you stupid yellow faggot. Literally not ONE SINGLE person said that
then she was talking about projects when she mentioned 2025 and I was right, your point being?
>She uses the >:3 face for everything
last time she used it like that the Advent launch followed, kill yourself you lying faggot
>still ignores the 5 minute gap
kill yourself you subhuman

>>90258581
no u

Tickling goobs tum tum until her ibs defense mechanism releases a little toot to scare me off

>>90255998
Timestamp?

The "Gura is bad but trust me bro I'm totally a chumbud" schizo starter pack:
>self-proclaimed oldfag
>very likely a Kizuner (rest in piss)
>is a Cover shill
>is a Holostars shill
>Fubuki is his queen
>Fubuki and her clique can do no wrong
>"without Fubuki, there wouldn't be hololive" (*updoots*)
>holds a grudge against Gura because 1. she achieved the milestone before his queen Fubuki and 2. she humiliated Kizuna Ai
>Ame is EN Fubuki
>Ame has nothing to hide because she is EN Fubuki and she supports the homofaggots, unlike Gura (???)
>whiteknighting for Ina and Kronii because they happen to support the homofaggots
>loves Suisei because she is an important figure of the Fubuki clique
>Ame was the one calling Gura a bitch during the Rust finale but somehow he blames it on Gura (what a jerk)
>wholeheartedly believes Kiara has no flaws
>hates Fauna and Mumei
>hates Asian people because the chinks have been harassing his queen Fubuki for years and he's unsure where to direct his anger
>thus, he inadvertently insults his queen Fubuki in the process

Another nightshift another dollar

>>90258957
I wish

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1307121504421842944

>>90259047
youtube.com/watch?v=JUvdnKuBMDQ&t=11752s&pp=2AHoW5ACAQ%3D%3D

>>90258861
>I told you to name them ALL Why did you refuse to do it
Eat shit, niggler. What difference does it make how many there are? Read the post with the chat log, you dumb motherfucker.
>then she was talking about projects when she mentioned 2025 and I was right, your point being?
No. No she wasn't. She was talking about monster hunter. You have demonstrated exactly no reason to assume she was talking about projects. You simpky pulled it from you asshole.
>last time she used it
Was her 2.0 reveal, you fake, dirty niggler bitch.
>5 min gap.
I was there, moron. So was everyone else here who keeps telling you you're wrong. And even if we weren't, a 5 min gap does not mean you get to insert a bunch of headcanon into the chat log like a schizo retard faggot.
Run an ice pick through your eyes and chop your tiny gook dick off, you dumb, fat motherfucker.

>>90258617
Anon, you are typically one of the biggest threadshitters to have ever slithered out of the abortion bucket to blight the landscape of God's green earth (and for the most part you still are right now), but I want you to know that this post literally made me buckle with (barely-contained) silent-cackling laughter as I was waiting at the train station right now.
Thank you for making my morning brighter for once.

>>90258861
I bet you look like prozd, you fat chinese slob. Your cheeks look like soggy greasy balloons under your black beady little eyes you barely can see out of.

>>90259781
If there's one person I hate more than you, it's kiaraschzio, and it's not even close. At least you can be articulate... sometimes. So don't mind it. We're having a moment.

>>90259573
>Eat shit, niggler. What difference does it make how many there are? Read the post with the chat log, you dumb motherfucker.
eat shit you slippery faggot because Monhun is the only 2025 game in the list
>No. No she wasn't. She was talking about monster hunter. You have demonstrated exactly no reason to assume she was talking about projects. You simpky pulled it from you asshole.
so she centered her 2025 enthusiasm on a single video game and nothing else? what is your point exactly you downy retard
>Was her 2.0 reveal, you fake, dirty niggler bitch.
>":3333333"
kill yourself you subhuman, your whole family deserves to die from cancer
>5 min gap does not mean you get to insert a bunch of headcanon into the chat log
and when did I do that you fucking moron? she had talked about projects and that's a verifiable fact. kill yourself you inbred retard

>>90259535
Oh, I thought it was from the latest stream
Still thanks

>Jannies troon out yet again
You'll be needing this

just a little shrimp
that's all I will ever be

Alluring shark

goob morning
i love gura

>>90245976
>>90246209
It has to be good. I wonder if its going to be like all the other times and the day will come and pass and nothing comes of it. I'll be kicking back on that day I'm sure watching Gura stream like always.

Goob

I'm going to be lazy today.

>>90262189
Rape

>>90259285
I dont know what is more depressing, the fact that there are still delusional "SNO" numbermonkeys here or all that they do is still seethe about Ame and Gurame. How much more do you need to get btfo ?

I think the guy posting a wall of text about sololive is a schizo but realistically what else could her 2 year project be other than an album for a sololive? I guess it could also be a VN or something like that but that's not really her thing I think. Unless it's not even for Hololive like how Ame was building a studio for her reincarnation
Thoughts?

>>90260338
hmm dont remember anything special about this set of streams

>>90264725

lick

>>90264895

>>90263938
I have a sewing project that is incomplete and has taken more than five years to reach its current state of progress. The reason the project is not complete is that I have put no work at all into it other than acquiring half of the materials. The actual cutting and sewing should take no more than two hours if I decide to actually work on it. I hope this helps to put the range of possible interpretations of a "two year project" into perspective for you.

>>90263938
Pretty much. She's working on her #1 fan's reincarnation

>>90264953
>sewing
Fembud pls marry me

>>90264869
That's a child

>>90264953
That sewing is going to take you a week and you know it. Quit pretending.

>>90266031
It's literally two rectangles with four seams. I have no excuse.

Gura enjoys reading the schizos here, that's part of why she's stayed away from streaming so long.
Also her pussy is alot less tight these days (sorry), but i'm breaking down her walls for anal play.

>>90243469
Fuck off

>>90266621
All talk without proof witch we all know not a one of you can ever provide even to save your life.

>>90267358
Kill yourself you seething loser.

>>90267410
cope lol I am gura's baby and she will change my diaper.

>>90243469
If Gura returns before the 74 days mark everything is well and forgiven

Do yurobuds read the bible

Goob morning.

>>90268796
Goob nite

>>90250683
I was playing wc3 customs last night.

>>90243420
I miss her bros...

>there are people that genuily seethe when they see the krabs poster

>>90251870
thanks bud
surgery went perfectly, he's already eating crackers and drinking water
now it is time to sleep

>>90270560
>first thing to do every thread is post their ritualpost melty
autism...the bad kind

>>90272061
>Half life 2: VR
Great not only is a suppression field preventing me from jerking off but also my feet start to hurt after an hour...

>>90272061
>Sparking zero
Welp.

>>90255766
no u

>>90272061
Hell yeah! Gonna go on an adventure and get me a small wyverian wife.

>>90262877

>>90272061
>War Thunder
Probably going to die quickly

>>90272061
>the binding of isaac repentance
uhhhhhhhhh... a very disgusting and horrible death I guess?
>or Rimworld
hmmm, very dangerous for a while, but not that bad with all the mods I have, standard of living will be extremely high in mid to late game and I will become a god with archotech expanded

>>90272061
>galzoo island
nice

We can't defend our award from last year....

>>90274161
Everyone knows we're the most dedicated, nobody gives a shit about an award and never did.

>>90274161
it's not fair to other fanbases
we'd win it every year if we were allowed

https://litter.catbox.moe/e8n6fx.jpg

>>90274161
I always thought they chose us as a kind of mockery

>>90274161
If there was a "most neglected fanbase" category we would win for sure

>>90274614
They did, that being said it's still true.
>>90267957
After all this waiting I at least want a new record to show for it.

>>90274509
sex

>>90274161
Did they pick from a hat? This seems random

>>90269656
Aim better next time.

chumbuds....

>>90275346
Jailbirds better win this shit. I don't want to see Nerissa cry if they lose man.

here tourists look at this

>>90272061
>Diablo 2
...i'm fucked

>>90275346
Good!
Imagine being nominated again, because that would imply gura is the queen of fucking-off
And chumbuds would be the hopeless simps for 2 years in a row..
Thaaaaats a Baaaaaad Look...

>>90272061
>Elin
I can finally live out my slow life farming isekai fantasy

Gura, the new Holocure: Save the Fans update is out! You should stream it!

Goob morning retards

>>90272061
>Minecraft
I guess I'm the lonely god now. At least I have mods for advanced tech.

>>90276354
what kind of mods? also I wonder if reincarnation also includes respawning

>>90276160
nah this was a weak ass update. the only sick thing they added was a casino but i can already do that in elin

>>90276400
I’m running 7 different big boobie jiggle physics mods.

>>90276568
waow that's some seriously advanced tech

>>90272061
>HoloCure
Comfy fishin' with me wife.

>>90276400
A very old 1.12 modpack, FTB Revelation. I've tried newer packs but some of the mods in those old ones that haven't been updated in years just hit different. I did like A Bit Of Everything 3 on 1.16.5 though, and I wanted to try All The Mods 9 on 1.20.1 (for the Stargates) but it was too heavy for my 10-year old PC to run.
And I don't even need respawning, some of this tech just makes you straight-up invincible when maxed out.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>90276819
noice I remember playing that a long time ago
>some of this tech just makes you straight-up invincible when maxed out.
yeah but have to get there first, and I'm gonna assume you're gonna die a couple times unless you're super careful, which you probably would be if you can't respawn

>>90272061
>stardew valley
I'd say life is peachy

>>90277423
I’ve been abandoned plenty of times…this is just water on the bridge for me…

>>90277624
isn't it water UNDER the bridge?

>>90277423
isn't this really old?
also claim upheld

>>90277624
>>90277741
It's water off a goose's back, retards.

>>90277741
HÆH?

>>90278065
STOP

>>90278120
i can stop any time i want

So the eurobeat merch proves that she was supposed to be in the album and got removed at the last second huh? Why? Can't be because health hort/hurricane hort/whatever since including a remix doesn't need her direct involvement. Very weird desu, especially considering #1fan thing and other stuff.

>>90278216
then stop now you addict!

Nicotine is good for you actually

>>90278003
I lub drinking goose water

MY wife

>>90278487
While nicotine doesn’t contribute to plaque directly, it does harden/stiffen your arteries

Somebody tell this fool to chumbabooey next time

Wait you’re supposed to wipe after EVERYTIME you shit…?

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

ahem

N

>>90278915
Wiping doesn't remove shit properly. Imagine if you got shit on your head and just wiped it with a tissue, that wouldn't be enough. Bidets should be mandatory.

Gura?

>>90279552

>>90279552
Gurone

Can I have the gura please

MY Gurandma.

da dino

>>90279631
My spoon knife!

>>90279674
Absolutely unequivocally would

>>90279630
sorry, im using it right now

So if you ryona someone that just means you slap their belly and give them raspberrys and stuff?

>>90264725
When Gura liked this on Twitter I knew she was as based as it gets

>>90278269
In my honest opinion she was probably exercising authority. Gura hates being treated as a tool. Yes, she could be part of the merch but what would she gain from that beside money? She doesn't need the money annd just because Ame has done it doesn't mean she ought to

>>90280227
She didn't

>>90280289
She did

>>90280465
No

>>90280539

>no gura in vtuber awards
She fell off hard

>>90280242
>inconvenience everyone.
>Make the merch have to get redesigned and invalidate the samples and ads for it
>cause delays for everyone else involved so they can remove her from the designs
>waste the musician and artist's time and resources
>waste cover's time and money
>force the musician to throw out one of the tracks he made for you
Yeah, no. If this was a power move than she deserves to be fired because she can't work with others. You're insane if you think a japanese company would allow behavior like that.

>>90280684

I’ve been getting reports that we got some kissybuds in here. You know the rules. Get in line and drop the pants. It’s inspection time

>>90280758
It would not be out of the ordinary if, say, they did it without her permission

>>90280684
>a vtuber who does not stream is not nominated for anything
What a SHOCKER!