/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

gay retard global

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

your oshi kissed me on the dick

>>90195484
fpbp

Why do people spam Meicha.

Fpbp

>>90195528

>>90195528
hi fellow gay retard

in a just world bat would be a 4 view already

>>90195489
why

vtubers are for incels lol

Love my wolf wife

>>90195567
no sir i love women

>>90195484
>>90195542

>>90195558
I would like more SM64 multiplayer collabs instead.

>>90195576
cuck

convince me to watch your ligger

>>90195602
no

>>90195484
I’m a gay retard and I’m ok with it

>>90195602
No get your own ligger I'm not sharing

>>90195602
my oshi is an annoying whore you wouldn’t like her anyways

>>90195598
these words have lost all meaning

>>90195602
why? so you can try to groom her?

>>90195630
if you watch vtubers and you hate women you’re an incel. if you watch vtubers and you love women you’re a cuck. I don’t make the rules

i had a brief moment on saturday watching a vtuber where things actually felt ok

This is how para greets the local deliveryman

mei my love i love you i love you so much

Zen in da /lig/

>>90195614
>>90195625
>>90195629
>>90195642
why don't you want your ligger to get more views

>>90195678
I get like that sometimes and then I sober up and I remember that this is all a delusion and I’m still alone

>>90195602
I don't know who is my ligger.

People think my oshi is a tranny so I can't post her.

>>90195677
>I don’t make the rules
yes you do, you are the king of vtuber fans, the ultimate incel-cuck

feet
god i love feet
grimmis, alices, merediths
i love them all
i want to marry their feet

>>90195730
we dont want the view of a lazy ass peasant

i like kuu

>>90195730
3am general

>>90195730
if my oshi needs 4chan retards to make it she was ngmi anyways

>>90195730
>views
only you and you act like a gay retard

>>90195755
me too

tee he hee

>>90195484
I'm not retarded...

i miss uh oh posting, bros

>>90195789
shut up retard

>>90195803
inis you slut

>>90195811
same

>>90195811
ohhhh like

>>90195743
thank you sir, you can be my first knight, sir john incel-vtuber-cuck

>>90195779
Nino is very rape bait
So horny I can't stop fantasizing pinning her down for teasing me and doing every lewd thing imaginable to her cute petite body

>>90195811
uh oh "i miss uh oh posting"poster melty

>>90195811

>>90195744
Hinabobina is probably the most obvious white woman that has ever vtubbed

>>90195869
>no melty meaty smash borgar slop melty

>>90195803
SNUFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>90195869
One turkey bacon please.

haha yay

>>90195893
stick to the diet anny

>>90195869
i want to blend it all together and funnel it down my gullet

>>90195903
Why does it look happy

>>90195848
knight these nuts in your mouth

>>90195869
That looks good, but it seems way too fatty for my taste.

>>90195914
i dont like this post

>>90195914
I HATE INFLATION

>>90195936
this one knows that its going to a good home where it wont be pulverized or set on fire

>>90195947
its not inflation thats what jupiner will look like after ive fed her lots and lots and lots of semi soft cheese just before i squeeze her really really really hard

maybe instead of going on a diet like a poor person Anny should use her simpbux to get ozempic

>>90195914
when did pink thing lose darling status

>>90195755
She’s very sweet

>>90195965
But bug watchers want to be abused

>>90195861
https://voca.ro/1bVN8mRsFH8O
she makes symbolic protests but she's laughing and blushing and her pussy is soaked

>>90195558
Who's that next to bat

>>90196041
whats the ethics on using this for a KK scene

I don't care for Grimmi and her fake voice

>>90196041
good lord

>>90195977
that’s too rational for someone as menhera as her

>>90195977
I don't think weight loss using drugs is sustainable long term.

>>90195803
Me when I'm wearing a skirt and position myself over a vent in the ground

>>90195869
The brisket one looks good to be desu

>>90196015
All of them but me.

>>90196141
i can smell this picture

>>90196057
grimmis only good for her feet and brotherfucking tendencies

>>90196147
What does it smell like?

>>90196055
she said she doesn't think her dark souls screams are erotic so I say go ahead. that's only like 3% of them lol

>>90196145
i want to devour juniper's moth meat

>>90196162
out of date milk and soiled cat litter

>>90196041
why is my weewee getting hard

>>90196162
Here’s the thing with girls 22 or under, they smell massively different to a girl of 28. Girls 16 to, say, 23 have this creamy, buttery, slightly sweet smell that is unbelievably magnetic.

>>90196015
the thumbnail looks like she's got a pacifier in her mouth like babuatvideogames :3

Sometimes i forget how fucking huge onigiri's tits are

>>90196168
Lets hunt her down and have a feast.

>>90196203
junipers are an endangered species with one (1) extant member. killing and eating her would be illegal

>>90196142
obese

>>90196191
then she rtx streams using her flat chest as a cutting board

I love my very cute Eastern European wife who speaks with a slight lisp.

>>90196237
So we must capture her and force her to breed.

>>90196264
finally, a bugposter speaking some sense

>>90196249
Wtf I was just watching this one for the first time right now.

>>90196287
BACK THE FUCK OFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

YOU TAINT HER WITH YOUR PRESENCE AWAY WITH YE

blue stream today?

>>90196312
Too late, she's forever tainted now!

alices tits

what if i were to use a catgirl as a living onahole

>>90196041
Fuck me that's incredinbly hot, fuck

>>90196249
name? :)

>>90196362
i use my tongue on her soles

muscle mommy

liggers in this timeslot have inflated numbers right
since raids happen more as people go to bed

hey everybody

>>90196242
I want to kiss her flat chest every day

where did all the pink thing posters go? or was it just one guy the whole time

>>90196428
not necessarily

>>90196433
why did you make her normal

>>90196439
it was chromu herself

why isn't she a thread darling

>>90196439
It's all one guy

>>90196439
When the schizo started targeting random chuubas and pitting them against each other for no good reason, they went into hiding
It reminded me of Miwa rtx for some reason

Grimmi made herself and Gaspar in Tomodachi Life and had them marry

i still post pink thing

>>90196466
She is

>>90196466
because this is not /wvt/ and is instead meant for large indies

Recommend me a /lig/ger that can cure my erecftile dysfunction.

I mean really recommend me an unapologetic whore. I want someone who knows and wants you to masturbate to her.

>>90196481
I see her 'china lips

>>90196507
Anny

>>90196507
Buni

>>90196507
para

>>90196491
smile

>>90196507

>>90196507

>>90196507
me

>>90196041
where can i get a horny gf or even better, a wife, that sounds like this? none of the whores / prostitutes can be as cute as this ngl

>>90196507
not moriko

>>90196507
Moriko

Why did Para say all those words that one time?

>>90196507
Stop jerking off and watching porn

>>90196540
Toma is built like THAT????????

>>90196491
uh oh

>>90196572
she's lucky lucky

>>90196616
Does she have the Checkmark?

>>90196595
I tried this (NNN) and at some point it got real bad I considered abducting someone and raping them

>>90196631
yes lol

>>90196616
I have heard of thinkerbella but qrd

>>90196616
because she streams late at night US hours.

>>90196507
Cottontail_va

>>90196491
How are you so fucking stupid

>>90196507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV0FYOBCBC8&t=4020s

>>90196714
3am general after all

>>90196650
She sings and is nise and wage cage chuubas sometimes lurk in her streams to listen while they wage.

ligs for this feel?

Imagine a world where the vsj lig split never happened

>>90196439
I used to watch her and make a lot of sound posts, but her streaming times are no longer compatible with my sleep and work schedule.

filling bodegas anus with 'go 'za until she admits defeat

>>90196729 (me)
wrong timestamp I meant 1:00:07

Foreskin fairy sex

>>90196757
It would have happened eventually, they were reaching a breaking point badly

>>90196767
Hell yeah sister

>>90196757
And rub elbows with the Mousefags? Thank God it happened and thank Vei for leaving that org.

>>90196807
you mean just like lig when durring US hours thread reaches bump limit after an hour?

What the fuck, you guys told me Grimmi was joining VShojo

>>90196757
If vsj is UK, then lig is america
It will happen and it is inevitable

>>90196757
the thread is unrecognizable with the new JPs

You niggas have no idea what life was like having to open up /vsj/ just to talk streams and having to read Mousechimps harp on and on about "FAMOLY" and Connor.

>>90196850
are vshojo really dragging their feet to the next business quarter for that?

I'm late to the party but is there a receipt or proof of Zuma selling sex for cheap? I need to masturbate

>>90196917
I don't think they typically give out receipts for those transactions as they want to avoid paying taxes.

>>90196862
>vshojo thread turning into yet another copy of holo/niji threads
what a fall from grace, they used to be a breath of fresh air at some point on this board when the only other non corpo thread was /wvt/

>>90196899
Pre lig split vsj was dominated by Nyanposters. What are you talking about?

>>90196917
I mean just turn up next FPS event in Norway brother

>>90196862
I'm surprised they didn't just make a separate vsjjp thread

>>90196969
It's still the same, idiot.

>>90196638
well then she's on-topic. regardless of what that other retard is saying

Since we're /VSJ/ now, does that mean I can talk about how much Geega loves horse cock?

>>90196981
Nyanposters died out after Babegate and that happened early on vsj's peak you disingenuous faggot ever since then it's Mousefucks and constantly rehashing subathon and/or Connor's cycleathon streams.

>>90197014
they really should start baking /vsjp/ now rather than waiting for the thread war over the jp watchers claiming to be better than the en watchers

>>90196984
If proven true maybe I can use some of my neetbux, fly there and lose my virginity to her
I'd be willing to pay for sex to anny chuuba so long as it's within budget

>>90197043
We're talking about 2021 vsj+. Babegate is mid 2022.

>>90197065
>anny chuuba
I’m sorry to tell you this but zuma is not nearly as fat as anny.

>>90197065
Virgin and a neet? They'll turn you away at the door bro. Just because she's part Thai doesn't mean she doesn't have standards

i would be willing to have sex with zuma if she pretended to be moriko

>>90196862
They do be cute

>>90197049
Hell no. I would prefer not to split because then the + only faggots would talk about the boring ass orbiters more.

>>90197119
>can't even pay a chuuba for sex
I'm so cooked...

I like the "3am general" guy I find his posts funny

>>90197043
I lost any respect for mouse after the second subathon. To be fair, i didn't like the fake "friendship" with nyan.

>>90197173
self love is important

>>90197189
I do jerk off a lot

>>90197173
3am general

>>90197179
>pink love
Funny how as soon as Nyan left that thing evaporated into thin air. Granted, she still appears in Mouse's stream from time to time with Aethel but you'd think they were soulmates before then.

>>90196755

>>90197065
https://x.com/zumlings/status/1700533951796769150
you sure you want that

>>90197179
It's fake from both sides. Nyan removed the Mouse figurine immediately on the first irl stream after she left.

>>90196650
she's very nice but her content is 100% singing

>>90197167
In most American cities there's a vaguely Asian massage parlour. You can just go there first. Get some experience

>>90197251

>>90197253
to be fair, no one likes mouse

i'm metapooooosting

>>90197251
What the hell

>>90197285
(You)

blue hasn't done karaoke in a while.. I wonder why

>>90197251
So what you're saying is Bedsson isn't actually her blood brother...

>>90197285
typical meatfags

>>90197281
True

>>90197251
what is there?

>>90197230
>>90197253
I mean, it was a work friendshid just like they have in hololive. They overplayed it so much i couldn't watch it with how obviously faked it was. "Pink love" was mostly for the clout and cash, and it worked.

>>90197230
>Granted, she still appears in Mouse's stream from time to time with Aethel
That's happened once, and only because Aethel convinced Nyan to participate.

>>90197315
t. meatard

>>90197251
I can't tell if she's joking

>>90197018
no it's not
also go back vsjtard

LuckyPochi revealed yesterday that while raiding in MMOs she'd piss in Taco Bell cups

uh oh

>>90197367
shut the fuck up meathead

>>90197230
>Granted, she still appears in Mouse's stream from time to time
It was a single time and only after appleman convinced Nyan
It's absolutely not "from time to time"

>>90197345
She's obviously joking

>>90197271
>Asian massage parlour
Most of them are a pass for me, I've a buff friend who couldn't even cum even after having sex for an hour with an escort, the love is just not there
They try way too hard to be mature and more like a "normalfag NPC", I prefer the femcel menhera womanchild types who are very much into weebery and/or just very awkward but cute

i'm feeling a bit ratardes right now

>>90197378
hell yea

>>90197367
Kys loser. I don't see you complaining about lig being invaded by paratards and phasefags. I remember old lig too.

Good morning

>>90197442
>ratardes

what happened to zuma gypsy poster

>>90197431
You have to fake it til you make it. Grow a moustache or beard, get some sandalwood beard oil, apply liberally. Next, go to a barcade. No D&B or Round1, an honest to God barcade.
If you see a woman alone just start saying shit. It doesn't matter, if you drop spaghetti she will not remember you ever. Do this until your dick is sore or you get HPV. Whatever comes first.

>>90197465
grrrrrr dumb limestinkyhead made me mad grrrrrr

Shondo is gone.

>>90197522
good riddance

>>90197522
She's streaming tonight

>>90197465
why is the limesloppa so much better quality than most other sloppa we get?

>>90197522
won't be missed

>>90197551
most of the sloppa here is made by a single porn addict that only gets off to disgusting beasts

>>90197551
what do you mean

>>90197522
Where

>>90197326
Try explaining it to mousefags. They were still clinging to it months after Nyan left

>>90197390
Kek

>broke: making a men's week tweet like shondo to piss off females
>woke: big event charity stream with special personal rewards for all the men who gave towards the cause from her heart

>>90197591
brazil

>>90197628
bounce on a dildo already whore

>>90197628
...... that's sweet, I'll watch her now

vsj mentioned

why is this thread so fast right now, usually it's dead at this time

>>90197628
Oh she'll be giving all the men special rewards all right...

>>90197720
we're in the middle of a melty

>>90197706
I want Geega back.

>>90197628
She has a nice ass, looks like she also has a heart of gold

lig delenda est

>>90197720
metaposters being absolute gay retards right now

Vshojo whores should kill themselves

>>90197465
mmmhhhh laimu's laimus

>>90197756
peam babu

>>90197756
babu

uh oh metaschizo

>>90197743
I want the non-GTA Geega back

>>90197778
seethe meathead

>>90197507
I've a very childish face with a short small bod, I think growing a beard would probably look very unnatural on me
I'd at least want to snag the Juni, Nino or Margo types who are more attracted to smaller boys since that's more of me really
I just dunno where to find cute weirdos like them, and the normie-sphere seems to hide them pretty well

>>90197822
classic nemu guy

This is not /soc/

>>90197892
they took away 'uh oh' posting from you for this

>>90197813
Vshitshow lost

>>90197950
That parasite looks so tired of her shit

I post-a da fishe

>>90197921
in your dreams, meatard

>>90197955
Our Queen.

Which ligger would earnestly believe that pyramids were made by aliens and all those obviously fake artefacts are real, if she saw it in a tv show

>>90198088
Vshojo fell off hard melcuck

>>90198122
Coqui

>>90198109
>>90198134
does she even stream with this model anymore

>>90198136
uh oh meatheat melty
post some more fan fiction to cope, faggot lmao

>>90198122
leaflit

uh oh Melty

it's too early in the morning for this shit, i'm /out/

I'm /in/

>>90198185
Go back

>>90198225
>I'm /in/
in what?
insane?

>>90198225
Vshojo? We know Meicha

>>90198252
never i'm staying here forever now and there is nothing you can do about it

when exactly did lig fall off?

>>90198257
I'm inept.

>>90198149
Her stupidity and naivety is cute. I feel bad calling her retarded because she kinda genuinely is mentally a bit slow

Im /out/

>>90198318
She's a dummy but she's a sweetheart and I wouldn't have her any other way

>>90197795
These are pretty tasty oomfie

>>90198303
october 1998

>>90198303
around the time vesper was allowed to be posted here

>>90198190
I watched Leaflit's alien stream and she seemed to be more of a skeptic unless there is undeniable proof
She believes in glowing pitch black and purple dark spirits and other weird paranormal shit a lot more due to unexplainable shit that happened to her and her family during childhood that got her traumatized so hard till this day

>>90198303
shut up meathead

>>90198362
repulsive

uh oh

>>90198303
early 2023

>>90198303
Last month when Laimuschizo was made. /Lig/ hasn't been the same since.

>>90198401
Having spent some time innawoods, I'll actually agree with Leaflit on this one. I've seen some weird shit man

>start ASMR VOD on phone and go to sleep
>15m later BING BING BONG LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE
why is this aloud

First time posting in /lig/ what am I in for?

>>90198631
me

>>90198597
>start ASMR VOD on phone and go to sleep
>15m later BING BONG DING DONG
why is this aloud

>>90198511
>>90198401
is it similar to the inis experience? more chuubas should do ouija board streams on very remote and unknown haunted places, I want to see some fun things happening

>>90198631
A lot of bugposting during the prime hours.

>>90198631
gay retardation

>>90198674
>start ASMR VOD on phone and go to sleep
>15m later BUHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why is this aloud

>>90198675
I've done Ouija in alleged haunted places. Nothing unexplainable happened. Lived near a graveyard though. Seen a figure walk out of it then disappear into an adjacent ballpark and vanish into thin air

>>90198511
All i'm going to say is that I've seen ghosts but I've never seen a norovirus. But I know norovirus exists so there's no reason that I shouldn't believe in ghosts

>>90198631
bugs

>>90198741
It was just a guy with the graveyard permit.

>>90198160
>UMMM ACKSHUALLY DOES SHE EVEN
why does vei get these dogshit faggot questions lmao

>>90198741
>alleged haunted places.
If it's a popular spot someone probably already cleansed the place or at least tried to, it's best if like almost nobody knows about it.

>>90198770
you alright there bud?

>>90198786
It was a place no one really knew about. It was an old cop bar before it became the business I worked at. The place was owned by old Italians and I've never known an Italian to waste sage especially not on ghosts

All raids lead to Tob

What does it mean when you can’t stop thinking about a vtuber and she’s not your oshi but you’ve been enjoying her streams more than your own oshis?

womp womp

>>90198975
Times change anon, people change

>>90198837
Sage isn't the only way to cleanse them, plenty of people might have trinkets, scents or essential oils that could drive them away, at least even temporarily.
Though if you ever plan to go back, bring a camera too, or even better if you could recommend a chuuba to go there and explore for a bit. I've herd new moon is typically the best to do it, 2nd best is full moon.

>>90198958
>last live 4 days ago

>>90198975
It means that your original oshi was not truly your oshi who was meant to be but just someone you wanted to consider as an oshi.

>>90199026
yeah…

>>90199012
I mean nothing happened so there's no point in recommending it to anyone. However, apparently I used to live near Uwo's Lab. Maybe that /asp/ie mother fucker could do a ghost hunt next year

>>90199014
Keep watching you will get home eventually

Doob morning

>>90199052
That would be neat. Hopefully if they do, they'd get something a lot more entertaining than Inis's experience.

>>90199185
doob morning to you too

>>90199169
Filian if she bf haver (won't be watching)

Im a big fan of the increasingly elaborate melty posting

bat morning. i can only sleep in 2 hour shifts i'm cooked

>>90199336
You scare me.

>>90199362
why bat friend?

>>90199362

>>90199433
2 hour shifts sound ominous.

it has arrived

>>90199468

>>90199496
GOD IS HERE

>>90198597
I use firefox with ublock on my phone for youtube, its easy and you dont need to install any weird shit

>>90199525
I am arrived
I am god

>>90198768
snusk woman

>>90199468
>>90199518

>>90199592

>>90199490
something wrong with my brain ever since my brain hemmorage

>>90199661
My sincere condolences.

>>90199661
Damaged batposter love

I also sleep in 2 hour shifts, but I'm just retarded

Inis silly girl

>>90199891
You don't say!

blue stream today aww yeah

>>90199980
Her art style reminds me of Persona sometimes it's very nice to look at

>>90199991
omelette du fromage

>>90199991
pookie bear LOVE

>>90199991
poopie bear

>>90200016
going by pain au chocolate logic wouldn't it be omlette au fromage or a fromagine

>>90200164
no because fr*nch is not a real language

>>90199518
this Bat might be venomous

>>90198597
Use ad block. Ad block works better on twitch VODs than YouTube.

oh mp4 is allowed now but only h264

>>90200259
fruit bats aren't venomous but they often carry rabies

>>90200409
>>90200409
>>90200409

>>90200416
What about futa bats

>>90200164
yes but its an old cartoon network meme