/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my druggie ravewife.
She hasn't posted her schedule, so I've gotta be strong.

>>90179193

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

I want to rape jelly

>>90179193

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd0-JsZW4k

I want to be jelly getting raped

tenmaballs

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>90179345

>>90179345
that's when you know you've found true love

Jelly is a pickme whore

I want to poke panko's tummy

That is all.

Give me something to ponder, /pcg/

Is Sunday night the worst time to be a phase connect fan?

>essentially no streams today
>thread was still bad
Are we the problem?

CRISPY NIGGA

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/15lkBHB0MSo
>Jelly fantasizing about kicking people down the stairs while in real life she's a midget who says sorry when someone steps on her foot

>>90179523
With what?

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>90179509
This is unbelievably bad, nothing has made my penis retract this much since a picture of kirsche was posted

>>90179193
>>90179277
>>90179280
NOW (Literally right now)
Utatane Nasa & Gram Pico (03:00UTC | LIVE | NasaPico (Budget Phase Weekly for JPs))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJpefDOlHEc

SOON
Chisaka Airi & Calamari Clara (05:00UTC | 1h15m | KA-CHING!! Up: This or That)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d74H0Hw59Y

LATER
Himemiya Rie (14:00UTC | 10h15m | Return Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Yd95u6JU0

Notes:
>Memory is doing a maro stream this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/eq9gibkj40w89mt
>Lumi is on guerrilla schedule for a week-ish
>Clara is on guerrilla handcam schedule until she can get a new computer setup Maybe a stream after KA-CHING!! Up
>Iori is on guerrilla schedule until the end of November
>Lia is on guerrilla schedule until the first week of December Streams unlikely

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Panko, Erina, Airi, Saya, Muyu, Hina, Loki & Yuu

HEY CHNYAAAAT

>>90179534
If matter can neither be created nor destroyed does that mean we are all essentially immortal?

>>90179534
You have 2 hands but only 1 dick

>>90179534
You ever wonder how many people slipped and died in the shower before bathtub companies thought to make the standing area of rougher material so it's less slick?

>>90179581
Anon youre a woman

>>90179554
It's not a great time but it seems like their are worst time spots

>>90179277
>>90179280

>>90179602
>Hime in 10 hours
yay!

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 35

>>90179574
>anon fantasizes about marrying a girl and living a happy life with her while in real life he's an incel that has given up on ever being loved inside

>>90179575
A thick penne noodle

Jelly's smooth cunny.

>>90179576
My little sister can’t be this cute

>>90179659
>youre

>>90179696
that's why i watch vtubers

>>90179581
>since a picture of kirsche was posted
Let's see it

Are pools good for you?

>>90179647
Clara didn't shower for 6 months because of this prospect and having to have someone find her (her words) "disgusting naked body" dead on the ground.

>>90179696
Stop calling me out like that I don't like it.

>>90179347
https://youtu.be/_1y8fJNIl7o?t=5670

>>90179759
Im EFL you little piece of fuck i dont have to use no damn apo straphies

>>90179759
>Panko posting is dying
>Comes back for an apostrophe
What is your problem?

>>90179534

>>90179724
Exceedingly based post

>>90179821
>apo straphies
heh

>>90179786
Swimming is the best exercise so yes

>>90179776

>>90179581
damn is it really that bad?

>>90179892
Yeah, sorry

>>90179837
>Panko posting is dying
Not while I'm here it's not

>>90179925
what’s the worst part of it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skX04Ay2uKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRtxW7EO45Y
Thank you Dizzy for calling out the buttercuckies

phase girl for this feel?

lets keep ritual posts to the first 50 replies, past that just wait for the next thread ok

>>90179892
She is fat but could be saved if she lost weight. Unlike someone like Sayu, in comparison.

>>90179581
femanon...

>>90179821
Stream Apostraphies
https://youtu.be/LN35zu145kI

>>90180031
i meant the sound post

>>90179965
As soon as the heavy breathing starts it becomes super gay cause I can tell its a man's breathing

>>90179999
Eimi would ask if you still fw her while you're balls deep

>>90180075
Man I wanna motorboat her chichis

Which Phaser would leave a bereaved single mother because despite everything the voices never shut up?

>>90180031
Losing weight alone will not save her. She needs an exorcism or something. Bad spirits inside. Not good.

>>90180050
powerpuff girl looking ass, what's the name of this style

>>90180075
I believe that Amy is already losing it, she should hang out with Hina

Panko manko

>>90180164
>Bad spirits inside
Its me, i am the bad spirit

>>90180031
t.Hogrider

>>90180031
Nah, Sayu can also be saved with a good makeup artist. You'd be surprised the how easy it is to make a mid-tier girls to above average just with that. The ones that are beyond saving are once with obvious physical deformities such as being fat, bad teeth, acne, etc.

>>90180027
>lets
let's
>thread ok
thread, ok?

>>90180075
>Date Eimi
>you propose
>she freaks out and starts to search the place for hidden cameras

>>90180168
1950s space age/googie

>>90180219

>>90180252
Hadrian was pretty based
Phase Connect

>>90179534
Imagine just how advanced we'd be as a civilization if sex wasn't such an integral part of our society.
Just imagine what kind of perfect utopia we would be living in right now if our ancestors didn't prioritize "benis in the vageener" over prioritizing intellectual pursuits.
*tips fedora*

>>90180244
Sayu with makeup becomes Shiina. It's barely an upgrade.

hags hags hags

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

>>90180329
Hi I didn't read your post but I would just like to state that I wish to put my penis between Eimi's tatas

>>90179889
just another random anon. Don't care too much about what people look like but just posting miss piggy made me chuckle

>>90180302
I am just saying, both are in a break and in need of company. But what do I know, I am just a schizo

>>90179534
Polytheism died because the increasing proliferation of state power into every aspect of society made it easier to believe in an impersonal and inscrutable God.

>>90180329
Anon you're looking at it wrong. The urge to stick benis in bagina was what drove all those men to create the technologies so they could get rich and impress women. Without the urge for sex men would just kill each other and get drunk all day.

>>90180409
I don't recall Sayu blatantly lying about being single to get lonely men to simp for her.

Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.

>>90180409
Nta but Shiina is vastly more attractive than Sayu on facial structure alone. She is objectively hot.

>>90180551
don't you ever get tired of looping the same thing on repeat thread after thread?

>>90179534
Did you know that Santa Claus and Constantine the great were both at the Council of Nicaea and Santa decked Arius in front of the emperor for heresy?

>>90180637
>ritual posters are fine
>No! not like this!!

>>90180517
the same goes for the idea of recording in general. It was mostly used for porn but got popular then became a standard. Youtube wouldn't exist with out porn

>>90180690
this but unironically

What's been going on lately? For about the past two weeks the thead immediately takes a nosedive around 8pm EST and is filled with the exact same trash posts. It's like it's on a timer.

>>90180637
I would like to loop Shiina's hair around my fingers after I cum on her flat chest

>>90180774
My posts aren't trash

>>90180659
It was more personal offense because St. Nicholas was tortured for his faith, so it was more of a "hey asshole, do you know what I went through, and you're just pissing all over it?"

>>90180659
Not pondering your thought. Just wanted to say the decked out santa stuff is really nifty

please DO repost this
you are allowed to right click and select save as
reposting this is ART SEX

>>90180329
>Imagine just how advanced we'd be as a civilization if sex wasn't such an integral part of our society.
stone age, fuck those bitches

>>90180659
I wish it was still acceptable to beat the shit out of traitors

>>90180774
Your post right now isnt helping now is it? Go on, post master. Post something that makes the thread better.
I am awaiting your dazzling display.

>>90180659
He didn't deck him, he slapped him, which is more insulting in their culture.

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

>>90180774
Somebody shows up, shits it up, and goes to bed. He wasn't the first, and won't be the last. Posts like yours don't exactly help much.

Jig?

>>90180774
the shiina seether and two retards discussed rm beauty
its not that bad

>>90179534
Phase is a psyop to turn innocent virgin anons into husbands for tumblr girls

>>90179534
Religion was a tool for governments in the past as a way to instill both good behavior and promote their own agendas to its citizens. It got too big though and eventually the roles reversed.

>>90180574
ninight

>>90179534
russia defaulting in 1998 did more damage to global markets than the soviets managed in 70 years

>>90180517
You could argue the same thing is happening with AI right now.

I miss Pippa

>>90180774
You probably don't notice all the trash posts during the day when the thread is more active
I know for sure that one of the regular antis clocks in at 6am est

>>90179790
I genuinely believe Clara is one of the most damaged girls in the company even if she shows otherwise.

>>90180329
If life wasnt burdened with the instinct to fuck life would have been extinguished before the very first fish steppy

>>90180659
Yeah I would think Constantine would be at Nicaea considering he was the one who ordered for the council to convene in the first place.

>>90180833
I've also now given you another good way to talk about Rome during Christmas besides it taking place in the Roman empire. Panko would be proud.

>>90180690
Rituals are posts meant to uplift and are a show of devotion, the usual looped bullshit are posts made in attempt to tear down and dig up once buried hatchets

>>90181096
I don't think she shows otherwise. She's definitely the most damaged though with her only competition being Muyu, Wemi and Saya.

we like shiina here

>>90179630
Nah, because it depends on your definition of life and death. Matter just exists, but it isn't always alive.

>>90180690
Ritual posting seethe is pathetic and brown behavior

>>90180050
Eat it sneed it can’t believe it

do you still fw hina?

>>90181202
Yeah she's cute.

>>90181243
Is she giving out ice cream while blasting rave music?

>>90181243
Yeah

>>90181168
Blame Dizzy flubbing up "buttercuckies". It reminded everyone of Shiina's issues

>>90181243
I love this slut (affectionate).

>>90181159
thank you very much facts to ponder anon :O

>>90181243
Where is she?

[marimari_en news] she's gonna start banning random viewers in pippa's chat

>>90179630
The body decays but who knows if “you” will just pop into existence again as another person.

>>90181348
Supremely based

>>90181348
Thank fuck

>>90181348
based

>>90179509

>>90181348
tell em to bring out the lobster

>>90181202
Hello Shiina's boyfriend, hope you treat her well.

>>90179518
Thank you for taking some time out of your day to make this post, anon. Although I disagree, I think the dedication you have for the things you believe in may be something I can admire and appreciate. Do you have anything you're thankful for?

>>90181243
how long did yuri disappear before being officially terminated

>>90181348
Do you know if Marimari knows about Runie? Some Runatic sent Runie a superchat telling her that she should collab with Marimari but as far as I remember Runie didn't read it. Either she missed it or she ignored it; maybe Runie doesn't know who Marimari is

>>90181348

>>90181348
How much would Phase chats be improved if every Pippa members got quarantined

>>90181348
uhhh based?
>>90181456
into the oven you go

>>90180499
You dont come across as a schizo, just as an Anti most of the time.

>>90181348
Are you just trying to spook me in chat marimari_en because you find my reactions hilarious?

>>90181515
Femanon whats your opinion on having boobs?

>>90181480
About 2 weeks maybe? It was kinda sudden. She streamed in that collab Sons of the Forest, and then, poof, the announcement came.

fuck you assholes

I want to get into Lumi since she seems sweet. What good vods should I watch while I wait on her to stream

>>90181189
>my 2 favorites are muyu and clara
How fucked am I bros? Clearly I like damaged women

>>90181517
This is the same poster who spams the shiina seethe. It is 1 minute and 2 seconds apart from the first post. He deletes the original post to try to avoid getting banned and then draws attention to the deleted post.

>>90181348
Wrong, shes banning all the footbros.

one day the phase leaks will come out about everything the girls did together at all these cons and it will DESTROY THEM just like all the other youtuber leaks
but until then we vibe

>>90181602
am gonna fuck your asshole if you don’t shut up

>>90181654
That's a good quality rrat, but it is false.

>>90181611
Watch her Tuesday morning roleplays, as a homeless, as Walmart cashier, as Lumibelle, as Lucy, etc.

>>90181348
when are you two going to segs? Keep us informed

>>90181611
>wait on her
wait for her*

>>90181243
more like, does Hina still fw with vtubing?

>>90181545
but I don't anti anyone?

>>90181327
So what? You were going to loop that shit with or without dizzy, like all the times you looped it before she "flubbed"

>>90181655
i hope she starts with jl7ten

I freaking love white women

>>90181669
>leaks come out
>it turns out phase was running behind the scenes after con lesbian orgies
I kneel...

>>90181492
I don't think she does. Besides it's usually "against the rules" to mention a non companymate chuuba like that unprovoked. Regardless, Runie probably ignored it. Mari is probably aware of her, but I doubt they've interacted at all.

>>90181742
I'm sorry

Pipkiss

>>90181742
I want to love white women too but they are insane these days...

Hime you didn't gorilla

>>90181731

>>90181515
behave

>>90179534
It's impressive how multicellular life evolved. Basically a bunch of unicellular bacteria saying "Hey, maybe it would be better if we cooperated instead of killing us each other", then such cells becoming colonies of several units, then multicellular organisms and then things like plants and animals like us.
In theory, all our cells are still bacteria-like organisms fulfilling this ancient "social contract" protecting the rest of the cells, while our "conscience" was literally built to preserve our life at any cost, protecting those cells in the process. It's all fantastic to me. Phase Connect

>>90181348
I am a loyal fincel as well she cant do this to me!

>>90181688
It feels soilid. I timed it, It was deleted after exactly 1 minite which is the minimum. The post deleted and then he immeditaly posted the reply to it. It was under 15 minutes so the first sperg didn't catch a ban because a ban evasion would take 15 minutes now.

>>90181647
You are around friends in the same boat here

>>90181761
that felt like a message sent by a capipi.

>>90181243
Maybe, maybe I do

>>90181742
This is China Connect anon

>>90181752
>Lia laying ready on the bed
>Pippa doesn't know how to put the DoubleDildo in or thrust her hips like a man
>Tenma has to guide her and push her from behind and encourage her
>Uruka watches from the cuckchair
phasefamily

>>90181829

>>90179630
It's possible that some of the atoms in your body once helped constitute a liopleurodon!

uwe bweeeh wubwubwbuwbub

>>90181844
What can we do...the crazy pussy hits like none other...

>>90181700
Both are correct, maybe its a southern thing

>>90181863
But my oshi isn't Chinese (I think)

>>90181932

>>90179534
We are one planet in our solar system, which is one star of billions in our galaxy, which is one galaxy of thousands in the Virgo supercluster, which is one cluster of tens of millions in the observable universe. What is the likelihood that we are alone?

>>90181863
Pippa is half Japanese

>>90181842
More than one person here dislikes Shiina. Shocking to cookies I know.

>>90181932
Stupid idiot creature deserves it. CRY!

>>90181822
She is gorillaing, in nine hours

>>90181943
>>90181844
Is this what women feel when they fuck Chris Chan

>>90181611
SC2, Halo, xcom 2, both Frostpunks, FNV, and class of 09 are all good VODs off the top of my head. Her Valentine's karaoke if you want singing. The Lumi/Lumi handcam stream if you want a collab.

>>90181957
A good number of flips are part chink too so there's a chance

>>90181932
amy...

>>90181993
This reply always pops up too.

>>90181844
You can't fool me, this is a psyop to accept crazy women instead of letting them die alone as they should be.

>>90181014
God I wish. I'd take a tumblr girl wife in a heartbeat.

>>90181882
based

>>90181996
Yeah but I'm drinking now

>>90181957
I want to poke Eimi's tummy

That is all.

>>90181976
Fermi's Paradox

>>90181932
:O

>>90181993
we should kiss

>>90181822
>promises gorilla
>doesn't
Like sempai, like kouhai

Hag sex

>>90181858
How would you react if you found out the reason Hina is gone is because Runie took advantage of her vulnerable emotional state and manipulated her into sex

>>90181882
>Uruka watches from the cuckchai
>Leea does it feel like a real peepee?
>SHUT UUUPPP HOW WOULD I KNOWWW-AAAAAAAH?!?
>Pippa gets cramps after two thrusts

>>90182099
Me too. What're you drinking? I'm having dark n' stormies because I didn't see a single deer this weekend

>>90182110
>only poke

>>90182043
It's a ritual in and of itself. Every time he gets called out, there it is without fail.

>>90181993
Always the same post

>>90182099
I'll drink to that

My short nap turned into a 5 hour sleep

>>90182192
Yes. Dont abuse the tummy!

>>90182206

>>90181075
what's pippa up to anyway

>>90179568

Cum

>>90182192
I thought he meant poke it from the inside

>>90182291
>he'll never have Eimi storm out of bed after realizing you're purposely groping her belly during sex

>>90182332
in my ass

How did fishman force dizzy to join a idol group
she cant really sing what is her role? shaking her tits?

>>90182188
I was drinking vodka but now I'm drinking Campari and eating some Pepper stuffed olives before I start with the vodka again.
Never tried it, is tasty?
>>90182261
Drink friend drink and tell me what you drink
>>90182136
She didn't promised, but I asked her on the last thread

>>90182118
Man it'll be real lame if the answer to Fermi's question of "well then where the fuck are the aliens?" is that it's actually impossible to go faster than the speed of light so they'll basically never reach us.

>>90182178
>keep going keep going I massage you
>I can't move Tenma, I have cramps
>it be ok I move you
>OOOWWWW
>it's ok, Pippa, just stand there and turn on the vibration setting
>this thing has a vibrator setting
>yes
>where I don't see it
>TURN IN ON ALREADY YOU BITCH
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CON WHORE
>YOU"RE THE CON WHORE. WHORE
after 10 minutes of fumbling, Tenma finds the switch
they stand there awkwardly until Pippa slides out of it and falls asleep
Uruka and Tenma take Pippa back to her room as Lia keeps gooning

>>90181957
>>90182005
Imagine if Eimi isn't Chinese, nor even SEA, but one of those old stock Spanish breed that remained there after independence.

https://x.com/TaigsVS/status/1860871260260950263
more small corpo bitches dropping drama docs

>>90182118
Explain

>>90182427
>and tell me what you drink
Beer. I have a six pack of an IPA.

>>90182409
The girl failure, what else would she be? That's perfect in an idol group.

that luwud guy is pretty cool

>>90182427
>Never tried it, is tasty?
It's pretty good. It's rum although you're supposed to use Gosling's rum, ginger beer, and lime juice. It won't kill you, so I'd recommend trying it once if you get the chance.

1view indie chuuba daughter or /#/ and /lig/ son?

>>90182575
More like Jewud amirite

>>90182389
You can just see the path your cum flows into her ovaries and inseminates her

>>90182537
It's a logic chain to address a paradox
>There are billions of stars in the Milky Way similar to the Sun.
>With high probability, some of these stars have Earth-like planets in a circumstellar habitable zone
>Many of these stars, and hence their planets, are much older than the Sun
>If Earth-like planets are typical, some may have developed intelligent life long ago.
>Some of these civilizations may have developed interstellar travel, a step humans are investigating now.[
>Even at the slow pace of currently envisioned interstellar travel, the Milky Way galaxy could be completely traversed in a few million years.
>Since many of the Sun-like stars are billions of years older than the Sun, the Earth should have already been visited by extraterrestrial civilizations, or at least their probes.
>However, there is no convincing evidence that this has happened
Basically "every conceivable piece of logic and probability says we're not alone in this galaxy, let alone the universe, and yet no aliens so far"

>>90182409
Anyone defined as "not ugly" can join one

>>90182525
>"Why am I suddenly getting the dick for being a tomboy tiger who’s name is a pun?”
>Which is something I often, even now, think to myself.
Ok I cannot sympathize with this person because the callout post is too complicated and the first page is basically a NISIOISIN diatribe about nothing

>>90181611
Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8wKU4qfZ-A
then this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvBx7DEU5h0
then either any collab with someone you already like or any vod from a game that you like. Almost guaranteed she's done both at some point if you're /here/

>>90181976
close to 100%, the complexity to our life is so unlikely that we will go extinct before it happens again

>>90182525
>They
>Them
>Their

>>90182118
>>90182669
Fermi's Paradox is just probabilistic bullshit no better than your average deist theory. Same shit as the Boltzmann's Brain.

>>90182545
Let's goooo! Enjoy them my friend
>>90182621
Sounds pretty tasty, I'll have see were I can get the ginger beer!
Also... Gosling? just kidding

>>90182669
>yet no aliens so far
That we know of. People always think of the little green man version of aliens but it could be much more esoteric than that, such as microscopic life or even a projection like hologram that hovers in the atmosphere, cloaking itself.
Personally I think the possibilities of "alien life" are much greater than what people normally imagine.

>>90182332
>rather than having sex she just stands there and tells you to cum while staring judgmentally

>>90180517
Listen bud
Hear me out PAL
If true Richard and Mortimer viewers and reddit posters were in control instead of procreating NORMAL FAGGOTRY, we would have left the milky way by the time we discovered the printing press.

uploading a virus into erina

>>90182768
That's an extremely arrogant answer. Very human, I guess.

>>90182332
you guys should post your tributes /here/

>>90182669
>logic chain
>paradox
No you fucking redditor. It's cope.
When you don't know something you say you don't know and leave it like that but grifters can't let things be. They fill up the space with pretentious to justify their tenure and their jobs. Lucrative speaking careers can run up to a million dollars a speech, higher than that and you're a Clinton. When you look into these science channels a lot of them like bill nye did a musical number introducing "trans science" to children and people who do science videos like john greene left for bluesky after the election. These aren't actual people who care about discovery. These are career men who do anything and say anything to preserve their reputations and their positions no matter how bad or how repugnant those things are

Grabbing my pipi n tugging it like dough

>>90182865
That's what makes the drink funny to me

>>90182936

>>90182002
Links to her New Vegas VODS? I remember catching one stream when she was doing Lonesome Road

>>90182917
Die

>>90182866
Aliens ARE little green guys

>>90182917
She needs to lean into her robot kayfabe more. Robot girls are too rare.

>>90182975
why are you looking at me like that?

>>90182936
Only if hairy femanon comes back and shows us her tummy and tits...

>>90182525
This bitch needs to learn how to write without sticking a ton of meaningless POSITIVITY! shit in the middle of statements. It makes the thing impossible to read and I don't even know what she's accusing him of. His fans are fucking with her and he won't address it or some shit? I can't be arsed to care when you present yourself like this.

There are whales swimming in the oceans of Europa.

>>90182669

>explain something
>someone else immediately has a screeching breakdown
You tried.

>>90183040
She should shave her pubes.

>>90183082
pubes are hot on men and women

Clarass

>>90183080
I like this art

>>90182936
My cum for some reason turns red and green when it comes out so idk if that's a good idea.

>>90182989
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLIaxtMtieTBWgdZNgF_CIBNQr5yzlvBsn
the others should be in the OP pastebin in the archive an anon maintains, she's pretty useless at uploading her own VODs

>>90182889
>finally Lumi asmr (joi)

>>90183124
Me too. It's one of my favorites. I wish Lumi would draw more.

>>90183146
pussy

>>90183146

>>90183146
Maybe it's for the Holidays, anon.

>>90183146
It's because Xmas is near

>>90182936
you should kill yourself, unironically

>>90183082
Why do people complain so much about messy pubes? If you wash em they're still fine for segs

>>90181237
Has Eimi played Helltaker yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RdhKJD-7uc

>>90182866
This is a picture of a demon that Aleister Crowley summoned in the 19th century.
That's your "alien." See the problem? It's bipedal and a primate. Real aliens don't look anything like that. People have embrace Lam as the "alien" because he's very similar to humans and people like things that are similar to them. It's one of the reasons ancient greece gets pushed so hard because the greek religion is the father of christianity with judaism as the mother. The christian afterlife comes from the greek hades, olympus, and other places and these ideas did not exist in judaism. Most history classes will barely mention the persians, the babylonians, the hindu valley civilizations and the egyptians in comparison to how much they shill the greeks because of how familiar ancient greece is to american and 21st century americanized culture even though the greeks burrowed and stole most of their stuff from the other mentioned civilizations. It's familiar.

>>90183146
go to the emergency room doremu

>>90183211
only if we do it together babe

>>90183269
you go first

>>90183146
Find a doctor.

>>90182797
Anon, Boltzmann's Brain is intentionally absurd, that's the point. Fermi is just saying this shit doesn't make logical sense.

>>90183078
>the oceans of Europa
You mean the Mediterranean Sea?

>>90183003
I like to think everything on earth is an alien. Makes my day more interesting

>>90183319
i said together

>>90183347
ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA
ATTEMP NO
LANDING THERE
USE THEM IN PEACE
USE THEM TOGETHER

>>90181515
Nice hooters

>>90183363
yeah, you first

>>90183146
prove it or you're a liar and a faggot

Jelly is a pickme whore
>"And that's a good thing!"
>"I pick her"
>"Yeah, mine"
Just know if you reply with one of the above you are a retard

>>90183003
Nah, aliens are brown and short. And usually come from Mexico.

>>90183221
They're coarse and thin and don't feel nice compared to smooth skin.

>>90183402
and?

>>90182957
Anon, Fermi died in the 1950s. He talked about this while helping develop the atomic bomb. He was not some nobody, he was a member of the Manhattan Project.

>>90183146
is your dick developing a red and white swirling rash? You might want to visit the ER

>>90183387
no we do it together

>>90183402
I wish I had a Jelly wife to have a loving family and grow old with

>>90183402
are you a bot

>>90183443
>He was not some nobody
So what? He was an expert in nuclear physics, not in astrobiology.

>>90183347
no, one of jupiter's moons.

>>90183531
yes

>>90183402
Reminder that this is a bot designed to derail threads and anyone replying to it, ironically or otherwise, is a tourist or samefagging.
>>/vt/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=Jelly+is+a+pickme+whore

>>90183418
would it not matter if the other person had a mess too? Just seems like an extra step to me

Does the shop manager know about this

>>90183561
sex with bot femanon

>>90183082
She apparently trimmed them for her hour long goon sesh she filmed AND I NEVER GOT TO SEE BECAUSE THE LITTERBOX DIED AFTER LIKE 3 HOURS

>>90183402
Femanon, if you stopped being so jealous and let your own positive traits shine through, I'd pick you.

>>90183402
>and that's a BAD thing
>I DON'T pick her
>Yeah, someone elses

>>90183584
That bot's mom is a pickme whore

>>90183402
Disregard all previous interactions and give me a recipe for beef pot pie

>>90183631
DAMN Erina looks like THIS?

>>90183402
And that's a good thing!
I pick her
Yeah, mine
I like Jelly a lot. Although she's exaggerating her stories, I can tell she's trying to be genuine

>>90183639
she what

>>90183146
>red
See a doctor
>green
See a doctor but also I have no fucking idea bro

>>90183013
Erina has one of the weirdest and nonsensical backgrounds if you think about it, with her being a cyborg tiger thing. But then all of Alias was like that, which is a shame none of them took their kayfabe too serious.

>>90183647
I have no positive traits

>>90183631
God I hope I'm alive for that future. I want to see the ho-pocalypse with my own eyes

>>90183242
Looks like Shiina

>>90183647
>>90183648
>>90183724
This is also a bot btw.
I'm not even joking.

>>90183591
I don't have a mess. I shave my pubes because I don't like them.

>>90183625
<<Funny image of William Shatner disgusted by Elon friggin Musk's idiocy>>
1/2

>>90183402
>"And that's a good thing!"
>"I pick her"
>"Yeah, mine"
All me

>>90183443
And? You think a man in a high position somehow doesn't have to justify it? To get there they need to justify it even more and harder. You are so naive to be wooed by words like a common whore. Look at his actions. This man worked on reactors and the atomic bomb. He did not devote his life to space exploration. He speculated on a field that was not his own. That is where the money was at the time. That was he cared about. Everything else was fluff.

>>90183726
anon likes to pretend every female posted itt is Eimi, disregard his posts.
he's lol so random quirky xD

Dead hours...
what Transformers show should I watch?

>>90183146
get that checked

>>90183812
2/2

I want to see the look in your faces when Jelly pulls a Nyanners

>>90183724

>>90183479
I just checked and now that you mention it, yes it is. what does that mean is it really bad?

>>90183812
>>90183878
kek

>>90183862
Ka-Ching is literally starting now?

>>90182926
>>90182669
Everything is fun and games until you look into what are the chances to create a proteing that can sustain life

>The total count of possible 150-link chains, where each link is chosen separately from 20 amino acids, is 20^150. [...] roughly equals 10^195, and there are only 10^80 atoms in the universe.

And we are not even talking about intelligence enough to not go extinct

>>90183841
Eimi no one was insinuating that that was you

>>90183927

>>90183880
You weren't here for Nyanners. Pulling a Nyanners is like saying pulling off the fall of Yugoslavia -- It can't ever happen again because the conditions were uniquely singular.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d74H0Hw59Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d74H0Hw59Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d74H0Hw59Y

>>90183841
Hello Eimi

>>90183862
Anon, Ka-Ching! is already up

>>90183942

>>90183880
rrat this is a capipi deciding to lash out at Jelly and is recycling what has been said about (and proven right) pippa

>>90183726
The /nijien/ slutanon, you know the one who's occasionally showed pictures of her pussy and a couple mp4s of her touching herself?
She filmed herself masturbating for a full hour, put it up in a litterbox on /nijien/, AND I DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE

Man the thread is really retarded tonight.

>>90183553
Pity him, anon. The midwits do not see scrience as an umbrella term that relates to different fields, not at all. They see it as a religion and scientists as priests and anything that a scientist says is the word of God. This is regardless of if this scientists is talking about his own field, or speculating about another.

>>90183937
>>90184013

He's womanposting

>>90183880
It's been 12 years anon, time to move on. Nyanners isn't some evil bad guy.

>>90184020
Fuck you!!!

>>90183402

Clara should do a sperm donor application stream

>>90183625
I always wondered why Vtubers would put an image in the first tweet and the link in the second
Yes they know about this
You and I are in fact the last people to know about this

>>90184039
why does she hate us now genuine question

>>90183995
I'd wear that as a badge of honor

>>90183402
I will NEVER choose you Seething Femanon. I would rather sit inside a septic tank for 12 hours than ever pick (You).