/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>90158733
WJ, rip hag x2

>>90160753
That's some mighty fine bread

This is an excellent bake anon thank you for this cake. I mean bread. Leave me alone with the cunny.

>>90160753
Leaving a girl in full bondage for a long time is the easiest way to train her.

The girl will struggle with all her strength but the tight ropes won't loosen a bit. Over time, she'll go through the mental stages of rage, fear, breaking down and finally the acceptance of being her master's property. She's going to internalize the idea that only her master can untie her. Being rendered defenseless with all her sensitive and lewd areas exposed and emphasized by shibari really does things to a girl's ego and reinforces the idea of being a sex slave. Also, a good trainer would always make sure the rope around her private part gets tighter each time she struggles. From the tears and anger to submission, the ropes do all the work.

Did I mention the gags and blindfolds? She can't see her surroundings to feel more secure, nor does she have the right to even talk or beg. Sexuality is amplified to its highest state. Truly, bondage is the peak of lewdness.

>>90160892
Making me wanna re-read Nana to Kaoru

Update your poko

>>90161277
No, I'm gonna edit and then play league or webfishing

>>90161437
>league
doragon is lost...

>>90161437
>league
at least play DotA if you want to throw away your life like that

>>90161479
It's just aram spam, played some with friends last night and the new aram stuff is kinda fun and I had enough RP to get the pass so I wanna finish it

Sometimes, I feel I am being watched...

>>90161731
Its hard for them to be sneaky cause of how much they stink

>>90161731

idk if i have work today and i dont want to find out because i probably do and i want to poko and also sleep

>>90162312
Work is sadly more important
T. anon who can't afford vape for the rest of the month

>>90161731

Ew

>>90164132
Take a shower

Have jong
https://youtu.be/-wjvCOKSmgY

>>90162453
true, but i'm tired. doesn't matter tho, boss said i don't have to come in today

poko koko doko

>>90165825
it's over

>>90165930
that is why it is time for poko koko

>>90166002
my reading comprehension is poor

evens elin
odds finally do all ears and no stone unturned
0 post poko doko

>>90167464
Have a good time anon

>>90167464
>all ears and no stone unturned
Ugh, not looking forward to those achievements

>>90167659
I just feel weird about not 100%ing the achievements before PoE2 comes out when I've only been missing those and CTF for awhile

I wanted to jong but I can't. I can't log into Mahjong Soul. What the fuck.

>>90167866
maint hours are poko hours

>>90167866
have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>90167866
>He missed the last koko before maintenance
heh

>>90167929
I don't like poker. Whatever, I'll just play Tenhou or SegaMJ I guess.

I woke up two hours ago, closed my eyes for one second and then it was two hours later

>>90168364
I can't believe anon is going to die of carbon monoxide poisoning

>>90168415
God I wish that were me

Poker Chase Sit n Go 685486 (6-Player Hold-em): https://game.poker-chase.com/play/index.html

>>90168660
5/6

why does this webgame take so long to download it's fucking cards nigga

started

total yuzu death

Why would you hurt the cute panda anon? Why?

>red panda
>it's literally just a raccoon with a different color coat
>not even a bear

>>90160753
cute feet

Nya
Goo
Ey

>>90173298
Roger

tfw need to do things but stuck in poko

>gamble
>get rewarded

>>90174044
You can masturbate at the poko table anon its ok dont be embarrassed

...jellyjonger will come back for the collab...right?

>>90160753
hell yeah, ready for a round of merciless tickling!

I cant believe anon would tickle a little girl

>>90178499
no

>>90178499
all you had to do was actually join jellyjonger's kokos but the chance is gone forever now

>>90178499
He's dead. Let it go.

>>90179381
The problem was people joined jjs kokos resulting in mahjong RAPE and jj couldnt handle it and committed existential deal in

we never let xapitan go when he died

dubs, trips or 0 and jellyjonger must return

Welcome back Jelly Jonger!!!

>>90182111
checked

chinks still dont know how to update their game in a reasonable time I see

>>90184105
not a problem on RC

>>90160753
thanks for the feet

>>90182196
Thanks for posting the correct version

https://www.youtube.com/live/GUqrWFmz9xQ?si=tTX1K-uiIwttSEhj&t=339
Happy Nina is a good Nina!

>>90187545
cute

https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil
someone said to stream more here

This thread is a roomless wasteland
And I'm at work

>>90174697

Room tomorrow dont miss it

Evens - dont jack off for a week
Odds - dont jack off for two weeks
0 - roll for my next orgasms is in a girl at my sisters wedding (4 weeks)

/mjg/ is flirting with /@/

found like a full bottles worth of vodka across multiple vodka bottles while cleaning today

jong juice acquired

Stop drinking xapitan, you're going to get jaundice

not xapitan

what would he need jong juice for, he doesn't jong

Posting because I like this soundpost

Headcount

1

2

I am 1, 2, and 3

Page 8? Pathetic

>>90197646
I think she just left the client open after watching our (yeah, mine) games

>>90198644
Sometimes it glitches out and people get stuck online till next time they log in, even if they don't have the game open anywhere.

>famous Steve is playing ranked

>>90199081
it was tonpuu sanma, don't tell anyone!

10

>>90197646
She was waiting for a room to be posted for hours and nobody posted a room

>>90201369
she's been at work since maint innit

>>90201444
At work (with me)

>>90201468
whoa, you're her manager (manager)? how's the workplace culture?

I'm going to bed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JdTaokxcQ
I'm watching rook7

>>90204947
I'm rooking but the only 7 I see is those pairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bZavQfYd60
We still jong!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk73ZYUbkcw
We're jongin' so hard, you wouldn't believe it

Everyone busy doing idol stuff, I see.

>>90197646
Is she going to be the replacement jongstalker?

Paying for vape in change is fucking embarrassing

>>90213282
vaping in general is embarassing tbf

>>90213472
Better than coughing 24/7 and not being able to breathe like I used to before I swapped.

>>90213522
It might be time to swap to air

Just a warning that from december on I won't post streams and bump during EU hours. You better recruit some more reserve soldiers.

>>90214435
Why are you leaving us specifically in december

>>90214480
He's a whore and is going to visit his in-laws

>>90214435
We're gonna have like 3 posters left

>>90214480
Changed workplace, can't work from home 5 days a week like I did this last year... the good times are gone.

>>90214530
Was your job that bad or is the new pay that good or what?

>>90214694
I work 4h per day but got paid for 8, but really bored. Now I'll work for 8 and get paid... more. I don't even need the money. If it's shit I'll be back to bump duty in the new year.
t. code monkey

>>90214773
Does your employer collect usage telemetry or do you just like working? Otherwise fuck that work on your own repo or vidya or something.

>>90212072
start a game

>>90215008
I'm just really bored. There aren't video calls or meetings and stuff I attend, my coworkers and I still use IRC to communicate... but I'm in this everlasting treadmill, since my dog died in spring I rarely left the house besides shopping and sport, every day is the same. It's just a change of scenery.

>>90215181
No, I'm fishing

evens go for a walk
odds go to conbini
0 jong

>>90215370
rip in pieces.

>>90215370
well shit...
Majsoul Friends Room 74155(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74155

>>90215181
Post a fucking koko

>>90215183
I see makes sense, hopefully youll like your new coworkers and get out more

The clusterfuck of a friendly did I step into?

>>90215525
started

>>90215648
I'd assume the new game mode?

was taking a shit and missed the koko ;_;

>>90215844
Just get a bedpan dumbass

>>90215525
WJ

>>90215525
Can't believe captain came back just to fuck me over multiple times with his 1han hands... I hate mahjong.
GGs, thanks for playing, looking foward to next time!

>>90215525
well jonged

>>90215525
wj

What if (You) made another room?

>>90221254

>>90221254
No, I'm jerking off.

post it already

Majsoul Friends Room 77183(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=77183

local yaku + four red 5s

>>90223927
will be afk for ~5 minutes

>>90223927
started

>>90223927
3/4

not started

an 11 year old shouldnt be allowed to wear that

>>90223927
3/4 im going to crosspost to /mjg/ in a minute

it's over

I can't believe you forcibly rerolled my random character like that

get dabbed on

>>90223927
started with NO MALES!!!

>>90224716
why do you have that "random" character anon? Did you have a "random" bamboo 10 roll?

I wanted the joker

>>90224825
wrong anon, I have the most males here

>>90224859

I thought no one would deal into my suji trap for a second

>>90224892
im going to throw up

Miko is putting extra effort into his role today...

I can't help it. It's terminal

BANANER HATE

come back...

uhhh....

>>90226893
how did you riichi

>>90226919
it pop up so i clicked it lol. Gonna refresh brb

>>90226893
yume niggy mahjong wowe

based 4th acceptance

>>90223927
well jonged

wj rigged game so unlucky everyones luckier youre bad you suck hate mahjong

>>90223927
Well jonged

>>90223927
wj

>>90227344
it's karma

>>90227440
Shant allow males who arent on the approved fag list into my kokos

Jong
https://youtu.be/m1KtEBEy_rI

Wow! Is that?? JONG?? with ANONS??

i can't believe i waited 15 minutes just to post this stupid fucking koko what the fuck is wrong with me

Majsoul Friends Room 96574(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96574

waow
can't play right now tho

>>90229088
the jellyjonger!!!!!!

i've been running so much i feel like a different person

Jellyjonger is high as fuck off running

how have you guys been?

the jellyrunner

sleepy, menhera (male), lazy, and you?

sorry I'm farming points on my alt

>don't play for a long time
>play again
>i kill furry
yes, thank you god

i tried playing mahjong irl with my siblings and friends and they got frustrated and said it's lame.

>>90229413
you're coming back just after i deranked again to bully me .･ﾟﾟ･(/ω＼)･ﾟﾟ･.

i hate furry

did u like my wait

Reminder fuzzy made it master and (You) haven’t

i don't have the mentaru to grind higher than adept, sorry

x-xapitan...

why did you start running jellyjonger? Hearing you almost makes me want to start too, if i didn't hate it so much

>>90229607
why would I waste my time playing with chinks in gold tonpuu

>>90229890
Youre probably better off biking than running

i actually ran a lot when i was a child, but stopped after high school because reasons. i always liked running. it makes me feel alive.

>>90229607
I'll go back to ranked after Elin and PoE2 unless something comes up again

it snows here so I just do in-door cycling on an app funded by oil princes

oh yeah, i'm starting to remember why i stopped playing lol because i suck

>>90230246
you should have made a room with the new asura rules

I cycle and swim a lot, but have fucked ankles so avoid running. Kind of planning on training for a triathlon though, so probably gonna get into running.

you wouldn't deny 1st place from our dear jerryjonger, right anons?!

it's okay, i was in a really bad mental state a couple of weeks ago. i feel much better now.

running is cringe

sure thing, friend. i love being cringe.

>>90230467
do you play steve?

>>90230065
it's really cool to have something that makes you feel that way, keep it up!

XAPITAIN NOOOOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES

wow! i love losing! mahjong tanoshii!

dama??

>>90229088
WJ, nice to see you again jellyjonger

well jonged! until next time!

i spilled water on my laptop so i don't have any of my previous images

WJ
>>90230890
where?

>>90230890
Who

>>90229088
Well jonged! i also do that a lot

>>90230926
oof, hope you can save the data, there are recovery software u know, those jelly images are really important!

>>90231050
after carefully reviewing the logs, it appears i am blind

>>90231110
In the land of the deaf-blinds, the blind man is king

10

>"friends" in quotation marks
Doragon hates us again...

>>90233940
Just keep pretending once the sponsorships roll in we’ll be getting bank left and right dont ruin this

I think jong

Limitless asura
>blitz
>no tips
>local yaku
>4 red 5s
>open hand
>maybe no open tanyao
>maybe han minimum
Maybe coming tonight

I like when someone says “good question” because it means your question was good and brings deeper insight or ideas to investigate OR your question was fucking stupid and theyre trying save face for you. And youll never know which.

good post

>>90236193
If you don't know which it probably means your question was fucking stupid.

Mahjong vtuber

crow sex

Draining cum from balls is the defining trait of a mahjong vtuber

>>90238037
Yeah, me.

>>90238266
>>90238168
Oh?~~

>>90238547(me)
Meant
>>90238266
>>90238233
Not
>>90238266
>>90238168

>missed the jelly room

>>90238775
>tell jellyjonger to get one
>make a room and invite
>add two AI(easy)
>winner takes all

>>90238920
total AI victory

>jellyjonger and bratty rival getting corrected by faceless fuckbots

>>90239294
I bet gyaru is secretly too prudish to use anything but her fingers

evens - mexican food
odds - chinese food
0 - no food

>>90239294
>faceless fuckbots
Yeah, me

Hey /jong/, I'm going to whale and jong and whale live https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

Its nice that our streamers have migrated back home

The girl at the grocery store took notice of me again and went out of her way to talk to me. This is freaking me out im not used to this sort of attention from strangers.

>>90243425
is she cute

>>90243521
Meh, 4-5/10 but has nice red hair, not really remarkable in any way, still trying to figure out her level of intelligence.

>>90243626
Did you make her scan your fifteen milky ways individually to prevent electrical infetterence?

>>90243695
I had to either use her checkout or the one behind her so i chose the one behind her hoping she would stay busy but she caught me. I love milkyways

Goldfish is jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/marimari_en

>>90243805
>Mari got a sponsor and Pippa didn't take one
rrats?

pippa hates jong
pippa hates (you)

>>90243938
Pippa is embarrassed shes not as good as qb

>>90244020
understandable, I would be embarrassed if I were worse than qb

>>90244103
jellyjonger in shambles...
unless jellyjonger has been pippa the entire time?

elf wife isn't playing jong... it's over

>cant do advanced settings for limitless asura
god why are they so fucking stupid and incompetent

>>90243805
>bonding Yuzu

>>90246138

How can you have so much eroticism!? What do I have to do to be as erotic as you are!? AHHHH EROTIC!! WHAT EROTICISM!!!! IT'S TOO LEWD! Ahh...lewd! It's too leeeewd! Leeeeeewd!! Yuzu-chan... you're just too lewd! YABAAAAAI! I wanted to meet you, Yuzu-chan! All for you... AHHH EROTIC!!! You're just too lewd, Yuzu-chan!! Is it really okay to do something like this?!?!?! YUZU-CHAN!!! UWAAAAAHHH!!! Yuzu...thank you...you're the cutest and most erotic girl in the whole wide world!! Uwaaah...so lewd... Her neck is lewd, her breasts are lewd, her ears are lewd! Her breasts and ears are lewd! Oh god her eyeballs are just so...! Her breasts...what a godlike camera angle!! Your thighs are just so erotic,Yuzu-chan! They're just too lewd... So lewd...! So lewd... You were 200 of my dollars well spent, Yuzu-chan...! Yuzu-chan... Yuzu-chaan!! You're... Yuzu-chan, you're just too lewd...! You were so worth spending 200 dollars on!! ...All my anxiety and the pressure got to me and blew my emotions to bits, but... wait... it's not like I spent 200 dollars to intentionally get something this erotic! Nah, I can't... Hang on, my nose is dripping real bad...I'm gonna go blow my nose real quick, okay?

new meme mode blitz
Majsoul Friends Room 55135(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55135

Chat we did it

wtf you weren't m1 a couple hours ago

>>90246839
3/4

I hate yuzu players

>>90246991
Feel like grinding ranked the last couple of day and did some luckshitting

>>90246989
grats

good first gamed

oh damn

at least I wasn't dealer

>>90246839
I'm not lucky enough to play this mode sorry

>>90246839
well jonged

wj

>>90246839
Well jonged. Nice yakumans

>>90244173
>unless jellyjonger has been pippa the entire time?
She'd still be worse than qb

See you tomorrow

you won't see me though

>>90250211
Die in a ditch then

>>90250233
I'd like to die somewhere more comfortable

ditches can be comfortable

>>90244173
Jellyjonger is too uwu to be Pippa.
Pippa would have told me to kill myself multiple times if she was /here/.

>>90252220
>too uwu to be Pippa
Pippa is pretty uwu when she's not banting with chat... it shows a lot more on twitter when she replies to people, but also the real thing is Pippa wouldent be a bamboo path degen like jellyjonger.

crazy 3d pink cat jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi

I would have kicked you if I hadn’t already made that joke today. But I will always kick you for that unspeakable offense.

>unable to get 5.6ghz all core on my 9800X3D
How am I supposed to play mahjong with such a shit bin cpu

>>90253585
I give up bros, I think the all core dream is delidded only. Can't even stay stable at 5500 all core with 1.285v

>>90253359
Sophi is cool, i hope you guys give her a try

>>90255339
...who are you...

>>90255339
I usually watch her when I see her playing. Just not today though as I have my power out.

>>90256069
Deez

>>90256069

>>90255339
she said i only watch her jong streams, gonna kms

>>90256337
QAQ i couldnt tell...

>>90256625
i'm an anti now

>>90256749
>:v lets see how well you can jong then

>>90257574
i heard the shadowrealm is very sunny this time of year

Mahjong

>>90258001
No thanks.

>>90258001
you make me SICK

go furry go

oh nyo, i lose my composure when i know i'm watched

u did it

well jonged!

Yuzu

>>90259514
>>90259632
Have some decency, green gremlin

I think I'm going to derank this M1 sitting shimocha to me

>>90259690

>>90259714

Between Jong and Vtubers I think explaining Jong is more embarrassing in my experience

>>90259514
Rape? Rape

>>90258001
Never jong

>>90260200
i said i was playing mahjong to my friends and they thought i was shitposting

I have to keep explaining to people that I am not playing Chinese mahjong.

bread
>>0260656

erm
>>90260656