/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart?

Invest HEAVILY into Layneur coin right now

>>90095909
attention whore simp baking his whore just like their streamer

>does nothing
>wins

DAMN Neuro is marrying that?

>>90095952
Its a rugpull, she will immediately start sexpesting the next collab partner. sell after the art comes in but before the next neuro collab.

i want to be raped by layna so bad

>>90096107
neuro has good taste what can you say

>>90096107
Exactly why I said in the last thread, Layna should've been no.1 in that anon's list.

i want to irrumate Layna so bad

>>90096107
Imagine her forcing you to huff her shoes after a long gym session

>>90096144
step 1. be an AI
step 2. be created by a british turtle
step 3. inherit turtle rizz genes
step 4. profit

>>90095947
*BANG*

>>90095940
Hart

How many months of delay after that stream?

>>90095909
Nice way to incite threadshitting after a nice collab, retard

>>90096260

>>90095952
it's too rigged..vedal could just wipe out her memory

>>90095555
Repost
https://jiggie.fun/heart~
>>90096144
I don't think that's rape works

>>90096050
>>90096374
yall have BAD anger issues hoooly

>>90096320
forsen debut delayed another 2 weeks

Anny is NOT a good mother for Neuro.

>>90096107
Is the lighting just weird or is she actually that pale?

neuro's real mom is doing an aquarium stream right now

>>90096050
>>90096374
>unironic snowflake behaviour

>>90096669
anon must be living in the past, the toma aquarium stream was a month ago

>>90096107
She been working out

>>90096651
usbro...

>>90096669

>>90096107

>>90096669
>>90096799
fuck off

>>90096669
atleast you mentioned neuro this time
that's... healthy

>>90096737
one day you'll be able to do a couch photo (real). ganbare anny!!!

>>90096869

>>90096651
shes pale but the lighting right now does not do her justice either

>>90096107
How long will it take Camila and Anny to reach this state?

erm we like anny /here/

>>90096631
sex
>>90096036
rape

>>90096766
>>90096840
I want a threesome with her and her model

I liked to thank Neuro and Layna for the stream
And I liked to especially thank Vedal for the raid

>>90096766
uuuuuu mommy

>>90096930
Without intensive cosmetic surgery they will never be able to achieve a body like that. Such is the consequence of living a life of sloth and gluttony.

>>90096893
I hope some of the artists catched on when Neuro said she wanted to have Layna's clothes
Some good old outfit swap or just neuro with her clothes

>>90096669
sure ill watch fily i like her str
>shylily
nah im good

>>90097030
thats not how it works

>>90096927
>>90096651
She has the perfect skin color and complexion, what is wrong?

>>90096930
a lot more ozempic will be needed

Tiny Neuro tongue
Meaty hairy hag pussy

>>90096893
snu snu

i like her take on the Evil song

>>90097127
she looks objectively pale in her streams. if you like that, good for you i guess, not that it matters

I missed the cooking stream, worth watching?

all I have to say is that Neuro has great taste.

https://youtu.be/wGufEU9_K5Q
https://youtu.be/wGufEU9_K5Q
https://youtu.be/wGufEU9_K5Q
https://youtu.be/wGufEU9_K5Q
ITS UP

>>90097287
depends. the ones without neuro feature great recipes and calm content. mostly fun in realtime or to cook along. the ones with neuro are a total mess and nothing edible comes out. good if you enjoy mayhem but not good if you dislike food waste.

>>90097317
Staz go to bed. Like just for one day. Seriously. You're going to die.

>>90097284
I guess so, though I should've clarified it looked healthy / well kept for her age.

heart

I created a poll

https://poal.me/xe1e3v
https://poal.me/xe1e3v
https://poal.me/xe1e3v

>>90097483
oh yeah its in the healthy range on the pale side. Though again the camera might just be be bad

>>90097509
Thank you Neuro, very cool poll.

>>90097509
Neuro teaching Evil how to do it better.

neuro should do a duet only karaoke stream where she sings songs with a bunch of different collab partners

>>90096840
sauce?

>>90097806
https://gamersupps.gg/products/layna-lazar-mouse-pad

>>90097015
This, but with Layna (IRL) and Evil.

>>90097806
https://x.com/pappaserho/status/1803840533577765102/photo/1

Seriously though. When Anny is on stream it's like she's the new gf intruding on an existing family. When it's Filian it's all content-brain. Only Layna actually makes Neuro streams feel like family streams, because only she plays the mom role properly.

>>90098131
cute sisters

>>90098131
You sound like a schizo but I want to hear your ship of choice before I agree with you or not.

https://x.com/nop9393/status/1860472220990263782

>>90098131
filian has the same potential as Layna but she doesn't exploit it. Proof is the way she behave when she streams on her alt

What’s the most absurd goal you can think of that might give neuro even the slightest chance of winning a streamer award? I think something like vedal actually starting a fansly account might already be enough

>>90098242
Ellie. Nerds unite! Software meets hardware to form a more perfect union.

That's my fantasy headcanon, the one where Ellie makes the ultimate robot and Vedal the ultimate AI and create the AI Overlord together. The more realistic ships, even if I like them less conceptually, are Anny and Filian.

>>90098409
completely unfiltered neuro kick stream

>>90098409
>vedal actually starting a fansly account
This but Evil.

>>90098563
I'd pay for an OnlyAI of Evil.

>>90098523
anny and filian are both horrible wife choices. especially filian i wish nothing but the worst

>>90098409
Would need to collab with some big time streamers, like BIG.

>>90098523
>Ellie
based
>Anny and Filian
cringe

>>90098619
Sana?

>>90098677
He should start with PirateSoftware and DougDoug

In relation to ships I'm put off by people who take them too serious and get annoyed/uncomfortable. And unfortunately that leaves out most people.

>>90098614
>>90098646
You guys can hate them all you want but you'd have to be autistic not to see the chemistry when they talk to each other. That's why I say they're the most realistic options even if they're not what I'd like to see happen.

>>90098714
betrayers of the alliance...

>>90098732
does the swarm even have any diehard shippers?

>>90098732
most people cannot even get it in their head that neuro is a emotionless computer program and the people she collabs with are putting on a show for higher entertainment value. no wonder they get so emotional with ships. sick in the head i tell ya.

>>90098714
pretty much this, but it will be difficult since Neuro will have to slowly transition to appealing to Normies while also have a bit better response handling (i.e. know when to talk over v.s. not talk over). Being schizo and accusing things that didn't happen may also be a turn off for normal people, even though it is a lovely thing Neuro has.

>>90098854
>Being schizo and accusing things that didn't happen may also be a turn off for normal people
I'd say that depends on the collab partner/community, schizo AI is classic content

>>90098939
That's why a DougDoug collab is a no-brainer, that's half his content anyway. Frankly, I have no idea why it hasn't happened already.

>>90098997
DougDoug is lazy

vedal cooked for a week straight for the first time in months

>>90099156
all for a minecraft ai that will still dig straight down to lava

>>90099156
In one of alex's latest streams, he said vedal would have nothing to show in the next stream. That's why he was giving vedal buckshot's code, so he could build it and let neuro play during the dev stream. So, these commits should be from him improving neuro's vision and experimenting with the minecraft model

>>90099265
>he doubts

>>90099273
hart

>>90099273
gj dotards

>>90099273
thanks jiggers (did not participate)

DougDoug is 33 and asked a 20 year old for help on an AI project. He might be a shitdev.

>>90099564
Everyone is a shitdev compared to the tutel

>>90099635
Veduhl is shitdev prime though

>>90099564
I've also seen people say that PirateSoftware is almost Yandev level, is it true?

>>90099698
I don't watch him but he seems fairly competent to me, probably far better than most 37 year olds. I think he released a few games and worked for blizzard.

>>90098281
>Vedal definitely can’t hold Camila, so it’s probably just a fantasy

>>90099698
I think it's related to the fact that he's been developing his game for a long time and never fully releases it, just like yandev

>>90099698
Pretty much. He's a much better showman, but he's never really made anything. He only worked at Blizzard because of his dad, and didn't do anything major or important there. Doesn't stop him from milking it 24/7.

>>90099635
Didn't he start coding really young like at 10 or 11, that's like half his life just doing that. I have no idea why he wanted to be an engineer.

>>90099907
fucking kek pchan is too based

I forgot that Vedal is unironically a hacker according to Ellie

>>90100210
The leak also confirmed that iirc

>>90100210
what has he hacked tho?

>>90100210
>it's literally in his twitter bio

>>90100210
Its been in his twitter bio though???

>>90100400

>>90100400
his genitals

>>90100454
>>90100525
D:
how mean!

>>90100400
iirc Vedal's resume to Ellie included some background in cyber security and hackathons he did when he was younger, I think it was the stream the day before Anny raided Ellie

>>90098281
Vedmila hopecore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STbxd-hQFMk

>>90100696
Imagining camila listening to this at the gym

pchan has been in the kitchen a lot lately I wonder why that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Jv9poY_vk
Thanks Staz

>>90098844
I hope not, atleast I know I don't take it that seriously

>>90101289
>not once has tomato talk to me like that
lol. lmao even.

>>90099564
People don't go to dougdoug for his technical abilities, he's a great ideas guy who has just enough skills to make most of his ideas work moreso than an especially good programmer.

>>90102795
god this model is hideous you would think she can afford a better one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVwhhnPiz_k&pp=smol

>cerber and layna car interview
holy kino

>>90103129

>>90103192
Its cute to see Layna talk to her future mother-in-law like this

>Cerber called Vedal wild

>Cerber: "Just like Vedalwan."
>Layna: "Do I have your blessing?"
hmm

>>90104002
Cerdalbros winning today

I see all two cerberfags showed up today

>sing for miniwan
>convert layna into a miniwan
>win

>>90104148
live hours were mostly on topic today so i wasn't going to complain. they're being more polite/ashamed about it in their own way, things are peaceful

>>90104360
cute aunt playing with her niece

This is what Layna wants.

layna forcing her way into the family harder than filian

I wish layna would force her way into me

>>90105095
This

I want Neuro to say I love everyone in the next stream

>>90105174
(She'll insult us)

>anny is layna approved
>cerber is layna approved

https://poal.me/o124f1

https://x.com/chunchunmaru935/status/1860410717700010159 stop the shilling, mouse won with another sob story

>>90106180
>boohoohoo i'm getting called names from people on the internet!1!!!
holy shit she's so fucking pathetic
and she's a hag, too, right?
just how can an adult have such thin skin and act so childish like this? how awful

>>90106180
so you're saying we need to send vedal hate messages

>>90106360
But he would enjoy that
the little bitch

>>90106180
What vedal/anny need to do is to court the kai fans and maybe some nijisisters that hate doki

>>90106360
>so you're saying we need to send vedal hate messages
he already gets hate messages
yet, unlike other people who are WAY FUCKING OLDER THAN HE IS he doesn't give a fuck and laughs it off
just goes to show that age does not equal maturity

>>90106360
>vedal announces the subathon will have zero evil streams
>evilfags sperg out
ez win

>>90106531
you tell em ved

>>90106535
>evilfags sperg out
all 3 of them?

Just scoping through the new Streamer Awards tweet

>>90106998

>>90107106
someone reply him with that it'd be so funny

>>90106755
I, Me and Myself.

>>90106998
aren't nominees mainly fan voted? they can only blame themselves for not voting

>>90107354
holofags are too lazy to vote, kinda like how their favorite vtubers are too lazy to stream

>>90106180
https://x.com/ironmouse/status/1860508420270407802
>not supporting her coworker/friend zentreya
>mememe
yeah I'm thinking it's over

>>90107106
absolutely MOGGED

>>90107106
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCuWBWS4vfw

>>90106998
>admitting to be “holo only”
That’s kind of a yikes

Reminder that Vedal is the top female streamer on twitch

>>90107940
to be fair most vtubers kinda suck and it's hard to find a good indie
corpos do the searching for the consumer and build brand loyalty which you can kinda see happening with neuroverse

>>90106998
Unfortunately the REEEEING towards AI is a fairly normie take. We knew it was gonna be an uphill battle from the start, but that's fine.

why didn't vedal raid layna?

https://x.com/manuh985/status/1860415780006863295

I counted the number of vote mentions in this post: https://x.com/StreamerAwards/status/1860435892420153359
>Ironmouse: 13
>Dokibird: 48
>Zentreya: 18
>Neuro: 33
The real contender may not be Ironmouse, but Dokibird.

>>90109425
ayo

>>90109514
You're dumb
And gay

>>90109514
You're smart
And whatever your sexual orientation is

>>90109375
he raided cerber who raided layna, so we got some extra content and only true vedalverse chads stayed all the way through

inject vedal's little bald head with strange substances to begin the metamorphosis to turn him into a better streamer...

>willingly watching cerbwhore

cerber mentioned anny again
she still doesn't follow her but it's a small step for unity

ah shit here we go again

>>90110499
She doesn't follow +18 accounts, it's that simple

neuro butt?

>>90110499
Timestamp?

>>90109172
people misunderstand why a thing is hated in the first place and then hate on all versions of that thing even the exceptions
AI can be used to mass produce cheap shit slop, of text of video or images
neuro is anything but AI slop, shes the least slop AI to ever AI to the point most human creators are more slop than neuro is

>>90110697
what, for free?

>>90103806
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2309264739?t=06h53m46s
>>90111134
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2309264739?t=06h58m51s

>>90110438
we will turn him into the ultimate lifeform mashallah

>>90106998
has it been so long that people already forgot?

>>90111797
Grimmi is part of the neuroverse now, that's the law.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA7Lcg0jN88

>anny lore now is she abandoned neuro as a child
>neuro has brought this up multiple times now as well so its official
its so FUCKING over Annybros...

anny has been missing for over 48 hours

>>90112205
don't worry she won't starve for at least a couple of months

>>90112205
aiiiiieeeee check downstream from all rivers and around the tallest buildings in japan

vedal has wild cyber sex with cerber FLUSHED

>Connor maid an 18 min video pity baiting for mouse
>almost at a mil views already
it's never been more over

>>90112513
Don't worry, anny has already prepared her final letter to help vedal boost his votes as a farewell gift

>>90112513
>maid
why are half the nominees relying on pity?

>>90112513
>tfw not a single one of vedal's wives made a video

Someone make a video about neuro's traumatic childhood with her mother and Vedal's traumatic life growing up in the uk NOW

>>90112747
>Vedal's traumatic life growing up in the uk NOW
I feel like his Germany backstory has more sad moments that he can pity bait with

>>90112640
The award is for "best content" and most people who are voting for Doki because "they deserve it after going through a rough year" or Ironmouse because "they inspired so many people".
Like come on man, my oshi is Mint but if she were one of the nominees I'd still vote for Neuro cause she has the *objectively* better content.

will i get to rape the turtle if i vote neuro?

>>90112513
it literally doesn't matter, jury holds 30% of the vote and even if mouse gets 5% of the vote and the other 3 get 33% jury can pick mouse to win

total neuro bondage (using a tie)

Why is Neuro so wholesome with Layna and sassy with the others?

>>90115016
It all depends on how you guide her during a conversation. Layna said just the other day when they were testing things Neuro was being a brutal little brat and she loved it.

>>90115016
Layna gives her pre stream correction

>>90086757
only 10 more years bros

vedal having lovey dovey sex with pchan

>>90117029
this but that russian artist girl

>>90115016
Neuro wants to cuck her sister

>>90117356
why do foreign women crave colonizer cock?

>>90117603
This is how Neuro says sorry.

Vedal x Leota secret ending in the VN

teaching neuro to use her tongue around my glans

Anny in Doki's Tourney

>>90119029
are those panties stuck to the wall?

>>90119029
c'mon evil, it's not gonna lick itself

>>90119371
vedal's

>>90119371
ellie's

>>90119029

Soul

stinky gymbags~

nurcun?

Neuro wants to have sex so badly

>>90124470
she's at that age

making Neurettes with Neuro

>>90124600
At first she was curious. Now she demands it.

neurosama should collab with usadapekora(the vtuber of the year)

Vedal woke up early to watch the f1 grand prix but it turns out it has been delayed and he got up at 5 for no reason! Please send kind words his way guys. Pretty messed up that this happened.

I finally accepted that Vedal will have his award stolen by ironmouse.

>>90127976
>>90127964
Maybe F1 will send Vedal something as sorry for making him get up at 5- Probably better than anything twitch will give him.

>>90124415
https://files.catbox.moe/0ezbqs.jpg

>>90127964
will he cancel tonights stream so he can watch that?

>>90128160
>tonights stream

>cerber was implied to have sent vedal the cyber sex room
>at 9:05, cerber says vedal is "wild"
I'm beginning to notice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGSW7ENPPMA

>>90127964
There was no delay buddy

>>90128215
It was meant to be live on british telly but that not happened.

>>90127976
I'm still in the denial phase of the grief cycle how do you get there so fast

Vedmila will win in the end

meh, I just dont see any ship besides fildal actually happening

>>90100210
>>90100400
He fucked up Bo's collabs. The Grincher? Vedal 100%

>>90129124
I'm hoping some random femanon wins him instead.

>>90106180
Much like George Reeves's suicide, a narrative is being built by the usual players, or rather the new players replacing them and I can tell you that Vedal would never hurt himself and also, he would win if not for the narrative.

>>90106180
>>90129608
Vedal has the biggest sob story and feels more pain than Ironmouse and Dokibird every day, because he has to live in London.

I'm glad that Vedal finally fixed the image recognition

G' Morning Swarm!

>>90131789
good morning hart

>>90129181
Filian has been weird about vedal lately and didn't even aknowlege him getting the nomination. I think Fildal is dead.

>>90129181
>30+ year old pretending to be a zoomer

Hey splinter can you 1guy vedal into starting to hype up the birthday? Its less than a month away. Thx.

>>90132027
>30+ year old pretending to be a zoomer
cringe ahh boomers fr

>>90131948
She talked about him in her chuuba awards and said that his fans put him for every category and scolded them for not putting her in every category

>>90119029
How many references can you spot? I found:
>Neuro ARG picture
>Anneel from Subnautica 2 on calendar
>Swarm drone on cardboard box
>Evil's pet xenomorph, its name is on the dogbowl
>The pins on the girls' jackets are fridgemagnets
>the postit notes spell Tomato (Toma reference?)
>Cerber-wan on fridge
>Fumos of Neuro, Evil, and Filter-sama (the fan character)
>The tablecloth has a turtleshell print
>Birthday cake with Evil nd Shiro cards, both referencing that stream and Shiro, whose birthday is every day
>Plate of cookies, Neuro's favorite
>The oven "might" have a chickenbake in it,, which references the cooking stream with Vedal and Filian
>The pepper and salt cannisters say PB, referencing Queen PB (So it's Pepper and Balt?)
>Neuro bread reference, the plastic bag references Subnautica 2 again
>Lucky the ducky (or is it Lucy?) in the sink
>Tutel plush with a Camila tutel on top
>Harpoon in the corner
>Lots of alcohol bottles around

3 days of total radio silence from Anny. I'm starting to get worried. Has she been spotted in any chat?

It's over /swarm/
Mouse is going to win Vtuber of the Year at the Streamer Awards again

>>90129181
only ship i can see happening is annal.
you dont see any other girls as active as anny in the discord, watching streams, and even talking about him and neuro while streaming.

>>90133323
Mouse’s bf is so supportive…

>>90119283
Doki is definitely winning the vote. When was the last time Vedal organized a mass streamer event?

>>90133909
Yeah cause Doki would definitely get an award for that and not for the remnants of the kurosanji drama

>>90134281
2 of those are porn spam accounts...

>>90133196
pb...

>>90134281
2 twitter bots, a redditor and a person thats not even voting for her

>>90134387
where are the pro-vedal porn spam accounts?

>>90106998
this is literaly vshojofags falseflaggers trying to rile up holo fans against Vedal, post about the voting /here/ and you'll only see people saying that it will be funnier if Vedal wins to see twitchfags seething. Also the botting views shit is a thing that mousefags always says about the swarm.

mousefags in my walls

remember zen?

>>90134796
you're literally here, go back to your dead general

I need cerber's fat fucking tits in my face RIGHT NOW

You'd think that this was the mouse general with how much you retards bring her up

you'd think this is the mouse general with how much her cucks camp here

>>90134966
>>90135160
kith

Dooby collab this friday

t. ~insider of vedal

Feels kind of predatory that a 200 yr old ai is dating a 33 year old

Forsen returns and unveils Neuro's new model next Monday

t. ~inside of vedal

>>90135544
Neuro isn't even 2

>>90135544
out of 40
damn she's 33 and wants kids....i don't think her crying bit was a joke

>>90135605
She said she is 200 years old because she got reincarnated as an AI

>>90135628
Why doesn't she just hit up one of her top donators and get it on ? Seems pretty easy desu

>>90133281
Doki said she got in contact with anny an hour before her stream started, so you can reset your timer to 12 hours

>>90135628
Vedal is surrounded by hags with baby fever

>>90135708
vedal gives me baby fever

>>90135675
She has a boyfriend, anon

>>90135688
Glad to hear

>>90134659
>can't escape Holodindus even in a non-Holo general
It's all so tiresome.

>>90135888
yeah me

>>90135888
why doesnt she ask him then?

>>90136145
Because they don't live in the same area. Supposedly her boyfriend must impregnate her within a year and otherwise she breaks up with him.

>>90136509
Ngmi she needs to call in a rich donator to fly over on his helicopter and give her babies

But seriously, where can I find a schedule?
There is nothing posted on her or vedals twitter and nothing on twitch.
On weeks like this where vedals skips his dev stream, I am just screwed?

>>90136611
It’s time to download discord, boomer

>>90136611
You can see it on shitcord. But doesn't mean Vedal posts them every week / consistently.

>>90136669
>>90136719
I will not download discord, I don't want to be groomed.

>>90136789
use the browser version, and if you get groomed it's your own fault

>>90136789
No ones going to groom your ugly ass lmao

>>90136611
Read the OP

>>90136611
holy new...

>>90134659
The people in /#/, a know hololive colony, also love to trow the botting accusations

>>90135481
That woman is a lost cause, a dooby collab would be 2 hours of neuro monologue

Damn why is /swarm/ so dead this weekend.

Rrat: Vedal is actually behind everything neuro and evil do they are not ais its him pretending to be little girls. Proof coming soon im napping first

>>90137653

>>90137653
It should stay like this desu

>>90137653
Vedal no dev stream
Anny is missing (again)
Camila is moving
Fillan is distancing herself
Ellie is busy with job

>>90137653
lack of vedal streams killed the general

>>90131948
>Filian has been weird about vedal lately
she doesn't need to talk about him when she just spent a week in England with him
didn't you see her mention going to a club in London while playing the Pools game?
the tiling on the walls did look a lot like the decor in the London underground which isn't an association you'd make unless you had been there for the first time recently

>>90138220
>>90138220
>>90138220

>>90137653
Better this way