/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my king.

EEL JUMPSCARE

Thank you Nen for making this sex

Daisy Love!

>Lisa wants to cosplay as Ami

>tomo you're gonna cosplay as me?
>no i'm gonna cosplay as you
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1x7pfH8fw

>>90042908
This is an incredibly cute picture

>>90043053
what the HECK were zoomer boys listening too while zoomer girls were shoutin and screamin and rockin and and breakin shit

This 3 year Tsundream collab is live on Lisa's channel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV5odbbljiM

Lisa...

>>90043180
Korean woman lust

would

I have mio so deeply ingrained in my brain that I mistook ami with her short hair as a white hair 2.0 mio. I literally cannot watch anybody else at this point.

I miss that one anons boyfriend.

>>90043681
Dick confusion levels off the charts

i'm always happy to see proof that nen hasn't starved to death in an alley way

>>90043624
I deserve a Korean woman gf to impregnate

>Kazu 3D
I WON?!

>Buckos are- Buckos are big
rude, Lisa...

BUY THE MERCH
https://x.com/tsuruginen/status/1795954523602862160

>>90044171
in a week when nen adds the concert merch

>Calls snakecharmers "snakemancers"

nen is like a 90s cartoon hustler character

nen..................................................

>I made $32
>That's okay! I thought you were gonna say $-100
>I paid $100 in shipping and customs...
Nen...

Tomo = Liggerman!?

they're at least paying him well r-right

>>90044525
tomo is getting all of the money that nen isn't getting apparently

>>90044342
Nen is an Ed, Edd n Eddy character.

cool girls bullying the nerd

>This man has an engineering degree

jooner spotted

fellas...

>Soggy dumps Tomo
>Tomo throws himself into work, doing nothing but working, sleeping, and making bank
man...

>>90044680
great timing

>>90044680
monitoring the situation

>Tomo was going crazy over this... this Minions milk?
wat

>lisa googling minion milking

>Tomo & Kazu are tempting Lisa to cardboard
MALES WERE A MISTAKE AFTER ALL AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

how the fuck is this real? what is wotc doing?

>Lisa actually likes MTG card art
Finally, a woman with taste
>Wants to eat the cards
oh

>>90045218
see >>90045215

>>90045215
>what is wotc doing
To put it bluntly MtG has officially embraced crossover IP's and they will continue until morale improves, 50% of sets going forward (at least) are non magic IP's now

GIRUGAMESH

>>90044775
I'm going to blame Dizzy for this

>>90045529
this crime belongs to a different manager i believe

>>90045422
war of the spark really killed their ability to write any magic ip story huh

>Went to the Philippines under any circumstance
Terrible news

>Nen and Tomo did their offcollab in the Philippines
Did they mention that at the time? I don't remember that detail.

>>90045215
The Godzilla crossover with Ikoria was good because it fit the theme of the set.
This is just cringe

tomo...

Why is she so smug......?

nen is trying to figure out how to become tomo's comfort dick confuser

Is Tomo actually autistic or is this a very committed bit

>Lisa, what is the upside down WALL-E emote in your chat?
>...That's my cat!
Ami...

I can save lisa and her crockpot...

>>90046060
committed bit + he's in his sigma grindset phase

>>90045215
Christ, how they butchered my Feather

>>90046143
What did she mean by this...

>>90046143
i can kinda see it

>>90046235
Looks more like Johnny 5 to me

GIRLS NOOOOOO DON'T EAT MY MINT CONDITION BLACK LOTUS CARD

shishou is practicing for her races tomorrow
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

>>90045608
It's more a fundamental shift in how the whole game works, it's not inability to tell a good story, the game is now a slate for other stories in other IP's to be told, with monetization in every avenue with poison FOMO backing up every decision. On stream they just talked about Post Malone spending $2 million on the serialized One Ring, lottery golden ticket marketing shit, there's no story to be told anymore, it's IP brand slopfest

>Kazu didn't make a presentation because he was playing Grand Archive
Says it all really

>Men start ignoring the women
>Women begin seething
kino

scrunkled tomo

ALFmiya is going to fucking EAT Chaimoya

lisa and her lil dudes

>All my friends are here!

https://youtu.be/s2TyVQGoCYo

>>90046896
>>90046960
>>90046969
>>90046998
WE ARE

lisa is suffering

>>90047033
ARITTAKE NO
YUME WOOOOOOOO
KAKI ATSUMEEEEEEEEEEE

>PLAY GRAND ARCHIVE
>PLAY CASTLEVANIA 3
>PLAY DRAKENGARD

>>90047437
>play sega bass fishing (the superior fishing game to webfishing)

>Sneakacoochie Lisa

>Sneak-A-Coochie Pleaser?
>Ban that guy.

OTSUNDREAM

I miss Ami...

>I'm alone now.
Just Lisa.

>>90047742
2 doses of amitoxin ain't enough for you bucko?

fucking kek
>>90046498

>>90047939
I need more, MORE I'M NEEDY I NEED MORE

>>90048020
Greedy bucko, that's why you're so round and slotted!!

>>90048103
hehe, yeah...

[Important news]

TSUNDREAM LOVE
ENCORE LOVE

they're gone........

I love you Lisa

Tsundream love, everyone's still standing

>>90048020
I know this feeling.

10 years from now during the yearly tsundream reunion they'll all be giving us updates about their children (which they had via parthenogenesis), while kazu will provide his latest grand archive stats

Love the Dizzler :D

>>90048614
Why does she sleep with the bonnet on?

>>90048695
Because she's a baby who can't dress or undress herself

peo is also playing holocure i thought she was playing with lumi for half a second...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKCit-2GiNE

Rosemi is still dancing too
https://youtu.be/0KeBIQRZrWk

>>90048905
>Freaking out over Just Dance Maroon 5 Payphone lore
Sasuga Wosemi

>>90047953
Lul

>>90048905
>Open stream
>Rosemi is dabbing
wose...

[Good news]
https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1860059017416180066

my fucking heart hurts i'm so goddamn happy for wisu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck fuck fuck

>>90049391
>>90049501
Now she's completely unstoppable, it's over for Weirdmites

Peo swaps back and forth between English and Japanese multiple times in the same sentence that my brain goes to mush and I stop trying to understand her.

>>90049706
i'm not convinced she speaks either but the other day I did make this out
>I want to get better at English but people tell me not to

>>90049706
skilla issuedesu

>>90049629
what about the weirdmites? do they stand a chance?

>>90049901
Weirdmites will become Wholesomemites as they cook Wisu more and more food now that she's feeling better

I love Amiya Aranha very much and I'm happy to have found her thanks to you guys.

Night night.

>>90051657
nini bucko

>>90047620
>Picky-Wicky Pizza

If Mio can make their family fuck off for 24 hours what would stop her from doing live masturbation?

>>90054500
SEA

Why did Mio masturbating live turn into our meme honeymeads?

>>90054724
because she should just do it and she is not that opposed to the idea herself

>>90054724
she needs me to backseat her while live masturbating so she can learn to orgasm in a timely fashion. i'm the right person for the job, because i have incredible proficiency in the subject.

>>90055988
I'm glad there are femmeads around

>>90054724
Because I want my cute needy gf to cum for me. Once she does it, she'll never be satisfied masturbating on her own again.

She might hit 500k by the end of the month

Good night /tsunx/ I love Mio and good honeymeads

do you guys ever look at peo's ahoge and... uh, nevermind...

>>90058968
I'm willing to bet you're the guy who wanted to fuck hairloops

Amemachi Hanabi

>>90055988
>backseat her while live masturbating
Reverse JOI...
>>90059395
Nah, that guy has kraut capitalization patterns

>wake-up
>Backread
Could have been worse I suppose

>>90061672
NTR-Kun tried stirring shit by calling back on Mio tomo collab lol

>>90061672
>>90061814
>/tsunx/ suffers NTR-kun's schizo freakout daily like clockwork
>still the most pleasant, usable small corpo general on the board, by a wide margin
>the catalog is even worse than that
Have I mentioned lately how much I hate /vt/

Lisa should do a MTG stream
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1860208600502927785?

>>90062691
>would eat frog legs
Many such cases!

Mio replied to some of my unsigned maros but still hasn't replied to my last signed one, should I worry?

>>90065310
She didn't seen that one yet

>>90065425
but I sent it before the ones she already replied to

>>90065463
So?

>>90062691
What is it with women and wanting to eat weird things?

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>90065711
pregnancy cravings

>Mio scheduled the first member stream 2 hours later than planned
nice

>>90068920
Yeah imagine Mio ever overlapping someone, unthinkable

nvm she posted the waiting room on wrong time

I hope Saya's doing okay today

Don't open, spooky

I hope Alias retweets a cool lizard today

>>90069141

Inappropriate relations with Alice...
https://x.com/LockonSpace/status/1860299158155833607

>>90070263

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring heat, fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel..beautiful...

Ami's marrows are closed. did i miss something?

>>90070858
SEA Nigger monkeys

>>90070858
Honeymeads spilling over

>>90070858
I'm gonna swerve and blame /jidf/ this time

>>90070858
God fucking damnit, man. Why are people like this...

She had enough brainworms yesterday, I hope people weren't corpo begging or something from the collab

https://x.com/Citrus_E_Thrust/status/1860314028267954277

Me and Mio doing butt stuff at home https://files.catbox.moe/jkda49.jpg

>>90071285
If it was just corpo begging i'd be somewhat relieved given the other thread seemingly spent the entire thing screeching about male collabs

>>90070858
A few schizos /jidf/ were having a melty about it, which is weird because the literally couldn't care less about Lisa normally.

>>90072048
I never understood jewnicorns, might actually be the most delusional people on this board
Idol (EN at least) has literally never had a single generation without at least one or two girls that have zero issue with interacting with guys but every time it happens they act like it's a grand betrayal of company values

>>90071620
I think this part of Dizzy's default design is super underrated, her being fully covered but still having her lower body visible under the dress is genius and helps make even the most tame pictures inherently erotic. Helps that she has really nice thighs.

>>90072048
/jidf/ were raided a few hours before the collab by spics, so they just continued cuckposting about other girls
>>90026999
>>90039105

>>90072048
From what i could tell it was because people were actually liveposting the collab there which is honestly surprising

>>90072048
I don't like male collabs, I just don't watch them,why do people have to be so mean about it?
I'm not a unicorn tho, I just use vtubers as a way to chill my anxiety because cute girl and guys kind of kill the vibe desu, pls tell me that's not insane

Is this the Ami anti thread?

>>90072589
it is, tsundream collabs have always been peak

>>90072446
Makes sense desu

>>90072645
I tend to skip most collabs in general desu, I don't tend to enjoy them, even if it's all girls

>>90072048
Because as we all know, Tsunderia was notorious for forcing genmates to collab with one another whether they wanted to or not and they had no choice in the matter while under the company

>>90072747
Auntie HATED that one anons boyfriend!

Do tomo and tetsu even count as males, Lisa could bet them up.

>>90072747
I remember they were trying to say Daisy's collabs with Dream were corpo mandated despite the last one being like a year after the company was dead

>>90072589
>>90072741
Sounds like you got personal issues bigger than anxiety then, fren

Pillow has an announcement (good) in about 20 minutes
https://youtu.be/mNJEJSXK7MQ

>>90073008
probably, I just like laying in bed listening to a cute girl yap about herself and being cozy, especially when I'm feeling down and also looking at how pretty she is (well her model) you don't really get that comfort from guys

>>90072981
*interactions, rather
I dont actually remember if she was in many organized collabs with the boys before then

>>90073067
she's marrying Alias and me

>>90072741
I personally really like collabs but if you don't like it, you don't like it. Same for not liking male collabs, I've never minded it but if you don't want to watch them you don't have to justify it. The issue has always been about people who either try to force them to happen excessively or people who go insane over them happening at all.

>>90073257
I think this was the only one
https://youtu.be/56EoY4ebeUQ

>>90073067
Live now

Women fuckin LOVE these things

[Pillow news]
PANTS

>>90074820
I want my comfy Pillow Pants and I want them NOW

god long hair Pillow is so sex

https://x.com/azargoetia/status/1860357386872999964

>>90072589
^^^
>why do people have to be so mean about it

My guess, people trying to get others to perform to their wishes. They really-really like the idea of the girlxguy thing entering their parasocial relationship

Also, take care of your mental health.

Good morning. I love Amiya Aranha.

Good morning, I love my little sister Lisa

>>90076847
Hey, it's my brother in law! Looking forward to seeing you at Thanksgiving

>>90071285
also, somebucko was having a melty at her a couple hours before the collab

all the melty tweets are gone now

Ahhh, my nemesis returns.

Gonna miss the first memba stream and what is Mio gift to Bae.
At the very least i need to try catching up on that gift before the karaoke and before some fuck spoil it

>>90076371
Ember is so cool for such a massive dork

Is Lisa a chill guy?

>watching Tsundream collab stream
>Lisa relapsed League after 7 months
That's fucked up

>>90078883
Nah, she's a freak!

>>90079074
Lisa would be pretty wild in bed.

>>90079154
She'd be pretty wild out of bed too if you stopped her from wearing clothes while walking around and she had to wear little bell clamps on her nipples all the time

>>90078066
Was the melty similar to that of that bucko threatening to off himself or is it a different brand of schizo

>>90065310
no anon, those brainworms are lying to you. she will like them, it just might not be in the order received0.

>t. 100% like rate; signed, unsigned, horny, sweet, even criticism.

>>90080024
just sounded like he was demanding attention/replies
"i dont understand why you want me around"
i want to feel bad for him, but meltys effect people, kind people, and it starts to look manipulative

Reminder to try make and eat tasty food every day

>>90081347
Dunno if it was the same guy but i did notice someone doing something similar a while ago, consistently replying to his own replies with something pitybait-y to get her to reply and reassure him, ended up muting him pretty quick since he kept showing up on my fyp
I mostly just kind of feel bad for the guy but I did notice him try it in chat the other day which i feel like is kind of crossing a line, hopefully he can fight whatever ails him

I need Yuuna.

>>90081892
wish him the best, but when it comes to making my oshi sad...

>>90046169
This but Miku, she doesn't deserve to be associated with this

>>90081347
>>90081892
I didn't see the replies but there may be a chance I know who it could be, have a friend who occasionally watches Ami and he told me about a friend of his who has a problem with getting attention from vtubers and he told me he watches Ami too, if its him its an actual schizo who knows that being like that is a problem but still keeps doing it, hope he gets some form of therapy one day or that Ami knows he's a problem and stops paying attention to him until he gets tired and leaves on his own

>>90083408
*oomori seiko blaring from the purse

>>90072048
They still don't care about Lisa. They just care about males.
>>90072446
My head hurts trying to make sense of any of this.
>>90072589
You're good bro, people like what they like.

Wisu will be a little late today
https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1860400068739637485

>>90073444
>The issue has always been about people who either try to force them to happen excessively or people who go insane over them happening at all.
The thing is I've literally never seen anyone in the former group. It's all the latter group lashing out and describing others that way when they get called out for their insanity. They also, IMX, ACTUALLY THINK that posting an image macro to mock them with a chuuba on it, means that chuuba is the poster's oshi. I've been called a fagoon so many times just for pointing out their psychosis

>>90073067
The merch looks great
Does she always do that deeper-voiced "news" segment? It's weirdly cute

>>90083160
...in Central Park

>>90083873
The former definitely exists, and the much worse subset of those are the fucking shippers.

>>90083791
Stop imagining Wisu cranking out four 15 minute princess sessions in an hour you weirdmites

>>90084063
i'm sure they do shit up some places regularly but christ almighty is the latter category at minimum 100x more common and 1000x more annoying in my experience.

Lisa likes it up the bum, tonya likes to watch.

>>90084173
Do we have a tier list of who cums fastest among our talents?
captcha: /asp/ies are still not mentally mature at 18 I guess

>>90084173
i swear it feels like EVERY wisumite is a weirdmite these days or something

>Ami Jurassic Park: Trespasser
https://youtu.be/0hM2l9gRW5o
>Ember Mullet Madjack
https://youtu.be/0T2SKo-ltUw
>Shimada Gran Turismo 4 w/ KK
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger
https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber

>>90084232
My guess is the former are mainly yumejos on Twitter or something. Shipping seems like a way to get attention as an aspiring artist

>>90084419
Mio 10 seconds

>>90084419
mio (unmedicated) is probably at the top and mio (medicated) is sadly at the bottom. dizzy's probably also very quick, but is only the type to masturbate when she gets REALLY horny, while ami is quick and regularly gets really horny. daisy would probably be pretty quick if she didn't deliberately edge herself for as long as possible.

Ami is live and playing Jurassic Park: Trespasser!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hM2l9gRW5o

>>90084487
What's the rest of the time for, then?

>>90084450
are kk and shimada both streaming their povs?

>>90084580
Cleaning up her squirt mess

>>90083873
Those people are very real and I literally know people who've turned into those people from my old holofag days
In their case it's just "owning the libs/chuds" psychosis transplanted onto a different brand of person they hate
Every single piece of positive Stars/Nijimale news, any time a mixed collab of any kind happens, they immediately take on this tone of "heh i bet the unicorns are mad at this one", "i wonder what the unicorns think about this", as if they care more about that than the actual content, literally rent free, complete derangement.

>>90084575
i caught myself a little dino batman. you already know what i'm gonna do to that thing!

stream is dying but damn my girl looking fly af

>>90084827
(forgot image)

>>90084584
Seems that way based on their Twitter posts

[Good news]
Ember is eating

>Ember on a Saturday
I'm so unused to this I didn't even bother checking.

>>90084827
>>90084881
>tfw no more lewding dinosaurs once Dinovember is over and have to go back to respecting them as the magical creatures they are

daisy is also playing with t2 members
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwXsMc7Uy10

Little Ladber...

Male collabs are bad
Male vtubers in general are bad
Can't really get mad at a chuuba from a mixed gen for collabing with her genmates though, it's rather obvious what you're signing up for

Ember my child murderer big sis

>I ate a super carb-heavy meal before stream

>if there's any cardboard game ami's gonna play it's gonna be yugioh

Would you trust this woman as a ranger at a dinosaur park?

>>90085472
Buckos are already Good At Yugioh

>>90085568
i send her a marrow every week saying how well i do at locals...

I'm gonna GROOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>90085134
What's the purpose of posting this?

>>90085472
But she can't read...

>>90085506
Of course, I would put her as head of IT as well

>>90085652
Sky Striker Ace?

>>90085568
ami will schwammo them all

Holding Ember's hand so she doesn't get lost going in a straight line...

>>90085776
white forest lately. but took mimigoul last week and got 2nd. fuck tenpai and fuck impulse

rude mf

>Ember gets jumpscared by a pot plant and tries to shoot it

hey sugartits

I want to cum in Nen's tight butt.

oh how I've missed this game

Feeling bad for any Kindlings who get motion sick right now

>I'll do the fingering, all you've gotta do is just watch

[Ember news]
She's a thirsty little flower today

ami said giant turbo tiddy milkers

Wrapping my hands around Lisa's and showing her how to stroke my penis...

>I have to unlock the double jump? How do I do that, by looking down at my... BREASTS?

You'd shit yourself on command for your spidermom, right bucko?

>>90084450
Shimada and KK both live now

>>90086755
I'm a dirty little whore, I'd shit myself for any woman who asked

Would you let Ember shoot your dick off if it meant she'd live for one second longer than she would otherwise?

CROTCH DETECTED

finally got my recap and can pretty much hard confirm what other buckos were suspecting; it's only counting a fraction of ami's streams. i've watched every single ami stream/vod from the past year and catch mio maybe a couple times a week. meru should be an easy #2 as well so she's been hit even worse. dizzy's also not on there despite being one of my most watched but that makes much more sense because she actually doesn't play as many games.

They drive

>>90087202
there's a good chance its only counting the Ami streams that have a recognizable game to categorize, this game has it, morrowind has it, but some games like kings field or some of her grab bag streams don't have it

No Nuts November

Still not convinced that Shimada is real

>>90087641
she's more like a creature than a person

aygg

Everyone's favorite weekly news show is live with your gracious host Dizzy Dokuro!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqqUJgcDrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqqUJgcDrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPqqUJgcDrs

>Oh my god oh my god OH MYGOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

>Jelly all spread out on a piece of freshly toasted bread
Ember describing how she'd fuck Jelly and Yuuna at the same time...

Shimada about to apply every trick she learned driving the roads of California by killing KK in a car wreck

>>90087933
Why is Dizzy so SEX I want to breed her

Phase just dropped it's new invaders teaser, any /tsunx/ girls?

someday kk will snap and i will pray for every single one of shimada's orifices when she does.

Did Ami ever sing this song for her karaoke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6w7f3N8Hw

>>90088294
Retard

>>90088294

>>90088294
nen's definitely the 3rd one.

Happy straight pride from KKChudber

>kk going silent and doing her best to lock in
>shimada constantly yapping to herself
interesting dynamic here

>>90088294
It was a cover announcement anon. Invaders are months away.

>>90088360
Leave me alone, nobody actually watches phase weekly,

>>90088294
the one in the long sleeves gives nen vibes

>>90088515
>Invaders are months away
Nope, already confirmed before the end of the year fish said so awhile ago

>>90088560
I don't care what that stupid faggot says. I know he'll end up delaying it.

KK locked tf in

>>90088528
NTA but i was giving you the benefit of the doubt, i seriously thought it was bait
I wasnt watching and i could immediately tell from that image alone, very embarrassing for you

>>90088560
>Fish said so
So at least six months from now, got it

>>90088560
Thats not even what he said you dumb motherfucker

>Americans trying to figure out the difference between Great Britain, the British isles, England and the UK

>>90088696
It's okay to be retarded and to get excited.

>>90088896
Just because bonglandians pretend there's a difference between those things doesn't mean it's true

Mom needs firearms training

>>90088960
There literally is tho

>yes yes yes YES YES YES YES YES NO YES
Ami silly

I want to go to Vegas with Lisa.

TENSHI ON TIGER VIOLENCE

>If Thiccorita didn't exist, I would go for Typhlosion
>I'd totally eat an Octillery

[Ember news]
she forgot to put on panties today

>Ember wasn't wearing panties
Easy access

Shikada still managing to get KK tilted even when she's losing constitutes a spiritual win

>YOU HIT ME
>YOU HIT ME FIRST
the girls are fighting...

Unfitber...

>Ember wants to play Minecraft again on a semi-vanilla server
If only such a thing existed...

Yab it's over

Welcome... to Jurassic Park!

>>90090154
Don't worry, I have hired an expert security guard to defend Ember's hole

Toxic Tensh...

>>90090597
anon... you've doomed us all...

>If you no longer for a gap that exists, you're no longer a racing driver
>...What in the dyslexia did you just say to me?

>>90088416
>>90088552
Will Nen finally come to her senses and realize she does in fact not have a penis?

>KK muted Shimada
kek

>>90090786
how do you know whether or not nen has a penis anonymous?

>Ember starts using the shotgun
>"My Southern heart loves this"
Need cute Southern girlfriend...

>>90090855

>>90090867
I have a mighty need

>>90090844
I love this salty bitch

>why is my mental made of paper

This Gran Turismo thing is just some kind of nerdy form of lesbian foreplay, right?

I love the contrast here

>>90091101
>Shimada deliberately getting KK as angry as possible for the highest impact hate sex afterwards

New thread
>>90091289
>>90091289
>>90091289

Mio Lust!

Mio Feed & Breed!

Mio gape