/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Real (horny brats) recognise real

>>8995206
Cunny attracts cunny, simple as that.

>>8995206
They don't, shion needs a way to become relevant again so she tries to leech Gura now and because shion is gura's senpai, Gura has no other chance than to follow the script

>>8995206
Gura is trying to SAVE her oshi, why are people so slow to realize that?

>>8995206
they don't, but it's not corporate-manufactured either. i just think they're both overplaying it for fun and shion at least is genuinely excited to... do stuff with gura, i guess.

end of the day though, neither speaks the other's language, nor do they live anywhere near each other to communicate simply via body language. there is no foundation for a genuine friendship here

>>8995406
I thought Gura initiated it

>>8995206

No idea though I'm ready for the cute and lewd fanart

>>8995206
Gura-(((Zion)))-relations are a good example of informal diplomacy at a high level
look up the trilateral commission

>>8995270
This is the truth

>>8995515
She did. Last year in fact.

>>8995485
Okay have sex on stream then.

>>8995206
They're just having fun which is nice since Shion had a garbage year for the first half.

>>8995206
Gura knows where it's at.

More like I think Gura may actually have an automatic kinship with other loli-ish chars and thinks anyone else who would play one is probably a nice chill girl to get to know, would be my guess. Given how Gura clearly enjoys her character's quirks she wants to know Holos who are in her same boat - of which there really aren't many. Shion ain't even that young lore-wise, just pettan is all.

Shion was already famous before Hololive, she dont need the character to make money.

relationships built on physical appearance are WRONG…. They just like each other because they are both lolis
please gura dont do this there is a girl who love you for who you are already

>>8995743
I get the feeling Gura is attracted to lolis and not just for the meme. Her previous character created by herself was also a loli.

>>8995763
amesame cant stop losing...

>>8995849
I still don't get why cumsharts cling so hard to this dead ship when one of them keeps killing it and mutilating its corpse. It's not like they even give a shit about Amelia, but somehow they're obsessed with her being Gura's lover. Why?
Is it because Shion is JP?

>>8995206
Gura was probably told by management she isn't allowed to just be autistic with Amelia all the time.

>>8995206
OP you should stop falling for business yuri

>>8996036
>cumsharts
More like teamates, just ask /ggg/ their opinion about AmeSame

>>8995744
Isn't she like 19-20 now?

>>8996036
You're making a lot of wrong assumptions

Gura has given signs that Shion is her oshi since last year. Could be she's saviorfagging. Could be she finally has the confidence to try and interact with her more. Not sure it'll go far though. Both are monolinguist peasants.

They both weight 105lbs

>>8995206
Rubbing cun cuns together

>>8995206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MID6ySIGwpM
>23 Nov 2020

>>8996071
but... thats why i am here

in my opinion they need to do more of it

How come AYAME gets no attention

>>8998766
When do you expect her to get attention? She barely streams

>>8995206
Gura is an S-tier cunny connoisseur.

She masturbates to every image of Gura porn in existence, and actively does lewd things to get more porn of herself made.

She knows that if she plays up a yuri relationship between cunnies, there's going to a fuckton of porn from
1) Groups that enjoy dicking lesbians straight
2) Groups that follow the trend of Shion getting mindbroken by fat ugly bastards, and who will now add Gura to the mix

>>8998766
I wonder why

>>8999277
>She knows that if she plays up a yuri relationship between cunnies, there's going to a fuckton of porn from
>1) Groups that enjoy dicking lesbians straight
>2) Groups that follow the trend of Shion getting mindbroken by fat ugly bastards, and who will now add Gura to the mix
Based taste

>>8999277
Dont kid yourself here /u/fag
She is only doing that so that she gets close to Aqua who is her oshi and is too socially retarded to talk to someone that doesnt know japanese

>>8999277
>1) Groups that enjoy dicking lesbians straight

Reminds me of how Eromazun suddenly started doing a shitload of Watamote porn after it turned into a shoujo ai series.

>>8996142
Teammates are well aware that the relationship has always been platonic.

>>8999341
I don't really see why she would go be autistic towards Shion if she could just be autistic towards Aqua.
Aqua is too much of a retard to not think that Gura wants to smooch with her
rrat discarded

>>8999714
>Teammates

>>8995601
Fuck off schizo

>>8995849
Gura is literally the only one in EN who ships AmeSame. Ame hates being shipped with anyone and lashes out if shipping is involved.

>>8995823
It's pretty obvious. You gotta live within what is acceptable in your market which means she'll probably never be able to openly admit it, but Gura's definitely an unironic lolicon on at least some level which makes her perfect for Hololive.

>>8996036
Gurametards aren't chumbuds nor teamates they are /u/schizo
simpla as

>>8995823
She is in good company

>>8999277
>gura notices her numbers are going down
>sees herself reclining even more after council debut
>needs to boost her numbers
>understands that viewership is proportional to horny
>has to keep family-friendly image though
>so can't explicitly ask for porn or pull a matsuri
>brilliantidea.jpg
>marries shion
>the designated fat bastard onahole of hololive
>knows full well these levels of tete will activate the natural instincts of hentai artists to defile the pure
>knows full well these levels of MSGK will not go unnoticed by ojisan hentai artists who put MSGKs in their place

clever shark

>>9000721
She's really been playin that long game I guess. They've been talking on discord for like 9 months.

Gura wants to yuribait and teetee but trinity isn’t having it

>>8999277
How about Shion getting mindbroken by Gura two shark dicks

>>9000721
>gura notices her numbers are going down
>stop reading

>>8995206
https://streamable.com/q8k0df

>>8996036
who do you think is the one that keeps killing it?

>>9000938
coomer nene

>>9000923
her vods are fine, but her ccv is reclining

>>8999277
do you... do you have some sauce for the "shion getting mindbroken by fat ugly bastards" ? I would like to see some of it

>>9001129
Literally first result on sadpanda for shion

>>9000721
>gura notices her numbers are going down
Why would she not see that as a win?

>>9001044
>GURA NOTICES her numbers are going down
I will be more specific

>>9001044
Her vods are fine because her CCV is fine, it's just been falsely halved since the view "feature" was introduced.

>>9000721
>>9001044
Absolutely retarded. Right before that was the Gawr karaoke which got 42k ccv, then 24k, then 34k. Why are there so many pretend numberfags on /vt/? She was inclining heavily when she did this.

The real reason, by the way why she started this nothingburger so at this time specifically is the same reason she went on to JP server for the first time in a year in the first place:
The EN and JP servers are being linked, and Gura has realised that her complacency at interacting with her JP senpais kind of has no more room for excuses. Bashful as she is, she is getting help from the only JP she has a very good relationship with (and pre-emptively going on to the JP server) to proactively intergrate herself into the wider JP community before the merge so it's not so awkward. Notice thehuge uptick in the JPs talking about Gura this past week. Either they can tell what's happening and are trying to help, or Shion let them know and they are trying to help.

Why Gura specifically? Because, as you know, Gura is the only one in all of Hololive who has taken absolutely ZERO steps to reach out to the JPs. She's been here a YEAR now has STILL not done a SINGLE one on one JP collab, not even with Haachama/Coco/Suisei or anyone that would be able to hang with the language barrier (which, by the way, shouldn't be such a big deal, since she did the Nacho collab), while everyone else in EN has done multiple.

So once again, this is a complete nothingburger, and Gura is still in love with me

>>9001658
>first time in a year
of her own volition

>>9001658
>>8998382

>>9001601
>it's just been falsely halved since the view "feature" was introduced
I didn't believe this at first, but her chat has always look really fast for the supposed number of CCV and the likes are sometimes 150% of the reported CCV. I don't care how engaged your fanbase is you are never going to get 100% of ~15k-20k people to hit like. Never gonna happen.

>>9001849
The evidence is kind of overwhelming, her final DMC3 stream peaked around 13K IIRC, it's just one intance of many.

>>9001849
It is even more evident in EN2, if you compare their twitter follows to subscriptions and the ratios of other holos.
Youtube numbers literally don't mean anything anymore. Vod views? Maybe, unless they some fuckery there as well, we wouldn't know. SCs? Yeah, those are valid, I guess, because money is involved

>>8995499
Didn't stop PekoMoon (even though Shion's English is even worse, ie nonexistent.

they've same vibe
good tier ship similar to aqua x shion

>>9001658
Anon you have to realize that most of the JP girls are shutins or have the japanese debuff of not knowing how to start a convo especially with someone that doesnt even speak their language. Korone wants to do collabs with HoloEN and ID girls but neither party has the courage to ask the other to collab
It also doesnt help that Gura is now the biggest vtuber in the world

>>8995206
You're all looking too much into it, it's just a tame version of pic related but with no neckbeard.

Both have loli avatars and clearly aren't loli IRL, they are just so much into loli that they can profoundly enjoy LARP flirting in public.

>meanwhile when a hag turns on the yuri
https://youtu.be/4SmgWQ2aD-4?t=50

>>9003068
Gura likes being the little girl. Shion likes being the little girl. They're fellow cute and funny crusaders. On the other hand, Mori, Flare and Fubuki like the little girls. The entire canon has devolved into the kind of yuri purgatory where you don't exactly know much of it is even ironic anymore. Same with baquashion. Are they just good friends doing a comedy bit, or...?

>>8995206
Cunnies. Together. Strong.

>>8995206
Shame. I really liked the 'will they/won't they' thing she had going with Ame. Who could have known that Gura was such a slut?! Sad!

>>9000656
>ppt
beyond based

>>9001838
>she is getting help from the only JP she has a very good relationship with

>>9004286
>the 'will they/won't they' thing she had going with Ame.
This stopped being a thing the moment ame started autistically shrieking about being shipped.

>>8995270
That is indeed one of the five known fundamental interactions of our universe.

>>9004425
>he didn't watch Usaken festival
>or any of the EN collabs for that matter
>or Gura's streams

>>9004375
>Gura is the only one in all of Hololive who has taken absolutely ZERO steps to reach out to the JPs

>>9004567
Hyperbole, especially considering I already wrote that she's friends with Shion. Obviously she's been in a bunch of their chats and twitter threads. It's the bare, bare minimum though

>>9004504
>>he didn't watch Usaken festival
Ame glommed onto her because she didn’t feel comfortable interacting with JPs
>>or any of the EN collabs for that matter
Friendly banter between them. It’s always everyone other than ame mentioning gurame being a thing.
>>or Gura's streams
Again completely one-sided on guras part.

>>9004676
You call it hyperbole, I call it a bare-faced lie. Either way, Gura has a long-standing interest in Shion (and Aqua, for that matter), so whatever the reason there's no implication that she's been deliberately ghosting the JPs and been put in a position to have to open up at this stage, your theory is bunkum.

>>9000581
this has to be bait, irys admitted to liking loli (or was it shota i can't remember), and fubuki is an open lolicon

>>9004687
>Ame glommed onto her because she didn’t feel comfortable interacting with JPs
>Again completely one-sided on guras part.
You can't make this shit up
>he didn't even watch the after credits scene

>>9004928
The ship is dead friend. It’s time to move on.

>>9004854
I TOLD you it was hyperbole anon, and I am the typer of that post
>there's no implication that she's been deliberately ghosting the JPs and been put in a position to have to open up at this stage, your theory is bunkum.
I'm sorry that the bare-faced reality of [number and nature of interactions] compared to every EN and ID doesn't support your worldview. Whatever you need to cope, I guess:
Gura has a normal and standard relationship with the JP side of Hololive. There.

>>9004928
>backpedalling like this even though the post chain he is replying to started with me saying the ship is dead

>>9005100
>Using numberfaggotry of all things to argue that Gura is deliberately ghosting JP over literally any number of other reasons
>"""cope""""
Jesus fucking christ this is embarrassing. You'd think the fact that she was comfortable interacting with people on the JP server multiple times before, including the Usaken festival, would be enough to demonstrate that this is nonsense. But apparently not.

>>9000656
>If I made little girls cry I wouldn't be a Lolicon.
>I would be a sexual deviant.
he's based and he deserves his own loli

>>9000786
>9 months
Can't believe Gura got Shion pregnant with her transpacific sharkock and is now forced to take responsibility

imagine the private discord calls between gura and shion

>>9005383
>stating what has actually happened
>""using numberfaggotry""
kek, /wg/ is that way my friend

This >>9005148
was meant for >>9005000

>>9001129
how new

>>9006361
>numberfags have become such a boogeyman in /vt/ that numbers are now akin to witchcraft

>>9006201
>Cunny x Cunny V-LARP discord sex

>>9000938
>3 minutes of ToT
I thought this was just a meme, do japanese people really?

>>9006443
Don't even get me started. I was posting in /nasa/ earlier discussing her Soma stream and had to pull out the numbers because of how utterly delusional Sanafags are, and they all started shrieking "REEEEEEEE NUMBERS DON'T MEAN ANYTHING" and "SANA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT NUMBERS". I think people need to take a step back and realize that this is a fucking business at the end of the day. If the chuubas didn't care about numbers they wouldn't have fucking joined Hololive in the first place, they would've just been streaming for fun on Twitch or whatever. The absolute state of cope is a sight to behold. Anyone thinking that numbers don't matter needs to be slapped back to reality.

>>9006799
my single favorite OP on this board:
>>3661159
As incendiary as it is true

Shion literally marries everyone that likes her, 10th marriage for that brat, meanwhile Gura has good taste for cunny so ofc she would be a fan

>>8995206
Have they ever collabed?

>>9003879
What crimes does one have to commit in life to go to loli yuri purgatory? Or have shion and gura already committed them.

>>8995650
they both will, with me of course

>>9006749
Thats just nene (my cute wife) being a brainlet, nothing special

Another Gura thread where the antis devolve in numberfaggotry

Maybe Shion will be happier and stick around if she has a loli wife.

>>9006361
It's kind of like quoting crime statistics.

if there is no mention of Shion from gura this week is over ..... the same will happen when he was promoting shion's holotalk and when push came to shove he preferred the collab with Ame that overcame Holotalk

Vtubers were banned from the Something Awful forums because people were discussing this ship.

>>8999277
I beleb

>>9000938
>https://streamable.com/q8k0df
hfs did Nene make the original UOOOHHH post on an alt account or something?

>>9016914
>retarded goon fugees inc
if you're reading this consider reddit or suicide

>>9000938
She really is going UUUOOOOHHHHHH! CHILD EROTIC!!! for 3 minutes.
I guess only the japanese can still speak their minds online huh.

>>8999277
>look on pixiv https://www.pixiv.net/en/tags/%E7%B4%AB%E5%92%B2%E3%82%B7%E3%82%AA%E3%83%B3%20AND%20(GawrGura%20OR%20%E3%81%8C%E3%81%86%E3%82%8B%E3%83%BB%E3%81%90%E3%82%89)/artworks?s_mode=s_tag
>it's all lovey-dovey vanilla

Are they too pure to lewd?

>>9022052
Give the artists time, I'm sure they're getting some requests for it

>>9016914
>Vtubers were banned from the Something Awful forums

They did them a favor, no one should be wasting their time in that hellhole

>>9022052
You have to give the vanilla time to build up into a bubble. Then the NTRtists will come to pop it.