/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my druggie ravewife.
She hasn't posted her schedule, so I've gotta be strong.

wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd0-JsZW4k

Marriage and seggs with Erina!

Phaser for this feel?

CRISPY NIGGA

Phasers are the best livers.
Airi thread!!

Dizzy owes me marriage and several hapa children.

Do You Folks Like Coffee?
Vtuber Coffee,
From the Fields Of Phase World?

The Phase Coffee awake You
From A Thousand Deaths.
A Cup Of blackened Blood.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Pippakistani Blend,
Jerry-picked Beans,
Burnt Wemilia Roast.
(Die, Die)
You're Dying For A Cup.

Prepare For Ultimate Flavor!
You're Gonna Get Some... now
And Scream... For Muyu's Cream-er

[guitar solo]

Phase Connect,
Phase Connect,
Phase Connect Coffee.

https://shop.phase-connect.com/collections/coffee

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skX04Ay2uKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRtxW7EO45Y
I wonder was going through Dizzy's mind when she told Sakana to not hire Shiina only for him to do the complete opposite?]

>>89868701
Thats racist

Looks like they're done. Pachi pachi everyone! What a fun collab.

>>89868796
Yes she is, thanks for noticing

Bozos

>>89868849
Cute pothead

>>89868579
>You will never see this
What a cruel world

>>89868787
I wonder what was going through Dizzy's mind when she became friends with Shiina and hung out with her IRL after crusading to not let her join.

>>89868849
Brat

>>89868732
Phaser for this feel?

>>89868881
I have to admit, that's a lot funnier

>>89868787
"Dont hire Shiina"
Man I love Dizzy even more.

Why doesn't Pippa have a gamer supps deal yet?

>>89869006
Because she is a biggot chud, what else?

RATE THE FAIRY
RATE THE COLLAB MEMBERS
RATE THE ARTISTIC SKILLS
RATE THE STREAM

>>89868979
nu uh
Erina and i are going to have violent mutual rape

I love Shiina!

>>89868940
I wish I had images of lumi doing this with a ruler

>>89868875
I got you bro
https://i.4cdn.org/vt/1732112679351567.jpg

>>89869119
You may love Shiina but you're not the one in her heart...

>>89868787
You already posted this last thread. Why are you dredging up year old loops?

>>89868940
I would destroy this woman
https://files.catbox.moe/spej7w.jpg

>>89869186
he just misses Shiina

Explain Jerry

Clara has addressed the allegations.

>>89869231
https://files.catbox.moe/bihent.jpg

>>89869186
It's even funnier the 7th time

RATE THE POMERANIAN
RATE THE WHITE FOX
RATE THE MEGANE SCIENTIST
RATE THE OFFICE WORKER
RATE THE STREAM

Is this a vtubers board?

>>89869256
League runs like shit though

Remember when Pippa vomited in a bowl and left in stream for like an hour

>>89869322
>vtubers
Ew, no.

>>89869302
That's practically the motto for this board. There are holo jokes still being recycled from 2020

>>89869256
I don't even remember what I was posting about but thanks for the answer Clara.

>>89869379
Well third worlders aren't exactly know for being creative

>>89869322
No this is the politics and anti vtubers thread. We're waiting for the Kirsche and Mr Beast collab where she tries to eat 500 lunchlys in an hour to win a new single wide trailer and 6 months of ozempic

>>89869256
Clara is /here/?

>>89869453
Still not as political as the moderation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuHF2ffQpRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuHF2ffQpRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuHF2ffQpRw
Tenner
wtf tenma I cant keep up with all these gorillas

>>89868849
Sex for weed

>>89869322

>>89869256
Sounds like dead CPU cooler.

Ember soon

>>89869572
>All this streaming alongside her normal job
Does she literally do nothing else apart from stream and work?

>>89868796
so is she nigga

>>89869587
Why do their tits look weird? Why does shinna even have any?

>>89869682
me

>>89869698
everything about it is weird, it's just the style i guess

>>89869572
>Runie on muscle relaxants
>Tenma has sinusitis and is currently medicated
>Nasa has mycoplasma pneumonia
>Lumi sneezing nonstop
What is going on

>>89869729
They all had sex (with me)

>>89869186
im a very big lovebug, and i find that factoid funny as shit

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 34

>>89869657
you jinxed it

My hands every time I see Lisa post in here.

>>89869841
fuck

>>89869858
You aren't funny

Youtube keeps recommending me 0 views
There's a whole galaxy of desperate girls out there, I should probably get back into league uh..

>>89869645
100 percent, not 100 degrees

>>89869906
Getting stoned with my little sheep girl and stroking her hair as she naps on my chest.

>>89869926
Sorry, they play valorant now.

>>89869969
Oh you're getting stoned alright

>>89869969
Gross potheads

>>89869446
are you stupid

What flavour?

>>89870118
we aren't using one

>>89868881
Nothing, this is typical women behavior anon.

>>89869793

Man I love Airi's sex hair

>>89870111
Are you going dick sucking?

>>89870237
what am i a starknight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBf3PhCurfQ
>"these girls, some of them don't know how to put food in their mouth!"
>"yeah, and Eimi was eating uncrustables the whole time"

>>89869963
It's throttling because of the tempterature.

>>89870330
Why would you lick the door if you are home and aren't sleeping?

[Tenma News]
She hates streaming

>>89870388
There are very, very few circumstances under which I would lick a door.

Runie the pickme pawg

>>89870425
stupid owl, fucking stream already!

>>89869256
It isn't a cure-all, but hopefully it prompts her kōhai with the same build to update the microcode.

>>89870330
>uncrustables
Isn't that for autistic children?

>>89870447
same, only the ones with the big bulbous doorknob right?

>>89870491
You didn't have to say Eimi twice

Lia really needs to be raped for real

>>89870519
uweh

>>89870330
>>89870491
Do Americans really freak out over the crust of the bread?

>>89870491
uncrustables are pretty good
>>89870535
It'll happen when she meets Loki-sama in Japan.

>>89870330
You don't need to eat all the time fatty lemon

>>89870330
>the phasers don't lock doors and would be too weak to fight back or run away due to malnutrition
Interesting, very interesting.

>>89870458
Yes

>>89870578
most of them don't own guns either

>>89870609
You don't say

>Tenma will be playing with Vallure, VReverie, Pixel Link, former PRISM, kawaii pro, idol, V&U, multiple indies
B-but the blacklist!! I thought you guys said Phase was banned, because Pippa was too based?? You're telling me she became a boring streamer for nothing!!??

>>89870578
>>89870609
Ember is one of the few who owns guns and can probably put up a decent fight

Does this just fetch old posts

do NOT rape the talents

Hi Hime.
I just wanted you to know that I just blew ropes to you. Anyways, have a nice vacation.

>>89870713
…

>>89870644
>Posts the one who does

>>89870237
Are you guys going trick or treating?

>>89870672
>tiny Asian being able to put up a fight
lol

>>89870736
to the OG model or the new one?

>>89870672
And could probably reverse it and drain you until you're a husk thanks to her previous gig

>>89870808
She's not that tiny

You could carry both the groceries and memory under your arm up to your apartment easily and thenput them both in a cabinet

>>89869858
>Duuuuuuuuuuuuude...WEEEEEEEED! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

Grow up retard.

>>89870828
baby Hime

>>89870828
Original. There's way more porn of it.

>>89870118
Source?

>>89870982
Looks like mythicarts art style, ive gooned to a lot of their scarle fanart

ember until something breaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyz7YxyM27g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyz7YxyM27g

>>89871038
Mating pressing Ember!

>>89870831
You fags can't go 2 posts without being kiwiniggers. I'm going back to tsunx, kill yourself

>>89870982
https://x.com/readthefuckingfilename/status/1859250351079064021

>>89871038
oh yeah... we get to hear Ember grunts and moans...

>>89871101
>too much of a pussy for the big boy thread
bye bye

>>89871101

>>89871135
Just watch one of her streams when she eats

>>89870808
Eber is a big girl

>>89871172
that's every Ember stream...

Oh hey its the little 3D ember

>>89870118
PIE FLAVOR

>>89871038
my penits. My peanits is gonna break

Handlebars

Lisa is my little sheepie pothead pog champ

Ember couldnt find her strap-on

>>89871384
Your pog champ pleasures men for weed

>>89870890
>Grow up retard
>He says on /vt/

HOOOOH YEAHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyz7YxyM27g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyz7YxyM27g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyz7YxyM27g

>>89871432
Yeah me

Why do Asian women love Lobotomy Corp so much?

>>89871461
Weight LOSS?
Ewww icky!

all these bitches are getting sick, sakana where's the next batch!

>Ember getting sick
>Lumi getting sick
Can they do one single offcollab without all falling ill afterwards?

>>89871101
>>89871387
KWAB

We need invaders yesterday!

>>89871554
Ember's a big girl she can take it

>>89871578
>they keep meeting up and getting sick
hmmm... I will continue to notice...

>>89871113
I thought there might be a nude version I was missing

Enough yapping. Get to the moaning

>>89871578
>Ember getting sick
She's exercising on stream?

>>89871547
I had a dream that i dressed up as Lia at a con and posted a picture of myself and my hotel room number here and a lot of you showed up and mercilessly fucked me in the ass. In the end my ass turned outside out and looked like a baboon booty and i ordered some pizza after that and i went to an underground tunnel to catch Diglets in Pokemon Go but i only found 2 Tangela and a Bellsprout so i woke up sadly.

>>89871679
I said they were sick, not smart.

>>89871688
No you deadassin't

Chibiber is spazzing the fuck out

Doxxfagging is so based and cool! I heckin love this thread

Chibi Ember is cute

>>89871773
Leave feds alone

>>89871688
Hot.
I'd fill you up liker

>>89871773
Doxxfagging is the real /pcg/ culture from the oldfag kiwifarms and TVA bros you don't get it

>>89871688
That's very nice anon, but what about my question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IivyFx-IAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IivyFx-IAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IivyFx-IAM
Michiru

Is thus true? Asking for a friend

>>89871688
I hope you are a woman

>Ring fit stream
Why is ember not panting and moaning?

>>89871841
She looked gaunt honestly

Send your thoughts and prayers to Smallber. She has facial paralysis and cannot blink and her mouth barely moves.

>>89871801
Life has many whores, fedboi

>>89871833

Oh I'll be working out too Ember

None of the girls in Phase are based

Honestly, being able to say you've seen your oshi's asshole and watched her cum is a pretty big flex.

[Ember News] she just ate a big breakfast

Why is Smallber dressed like Team Rocket?

>>89872006
invaders anniversary 3d chibis

>>89872006

>>89871833
OVERLAP CONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

Lumi should masturbate and go back to sleep

FAKKIN START MOANING YOUR BULIMIC WHOOOORE

Oh fuck Da Michi is live

These eyes are new.

>>89872040
Holy fucking scuff

I'm watching Michiru. Someone keep me posted if Ember braps.

>>89872040
scuff kino

>>89872148
ok

>>89872135
>>89872123
I want to cum on her eyes

>>89872135
>When she hears Bloodborne being mentioned.

Jellber!

Jerry is a twerking pickme whore

LEWD

omg jelly's back, she loves us

Dizzber!

We need a dizzy workout stream

>90 minutes to lunchtime
kek

>90 minutes till lunchtime

Ember should unironically do this show

>Diddler
You meant to say Dizzler, right Ember?

>>89872297
>Ember presents a handcam showing a full high quality dish
>Takes a single bite it at the start
>Chat wins if they manage to distract for 90 minutes without eating until the proper lunchtime.

>>89872284
There would be too much crying for stream

MORE OVERLAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n3nGkH-piE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n3nGkH-piE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n3nGkH-piE

>>89872320
kek, based Ember.

>Ember says 2 kids max
So the other 2 are from Dizzy since they're a package deal is that what she's saying?

>>89872290
truly her passion

https://x.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1859236930623537285

Michi wants to flaunt em she's got em

>>89872394
Where were all these bitches during dead hours?

>>89872482
not streaming

>>89872482
They were dead

>>89872482
in my bed

>>89872482
Waiting for overlap hours

Why is Ember talking about MtG

>>89872467
I bet Hime would want to be between them both...

>4 children with your oshi

BUT

>You never have to pay taxes again

Would you?

ember start already

>>89872545
yes

Old Michi on screen!

>>89872545
What's the downside?

>>89872581
4 children with your oshi

why is ember yelling so much
stfu bitch it's 8am

Baldber my beloved...

>>89872612
can i have more with her?

PFTF?

I'll just say it: Michiru's black snake earrings are cooler and eviler than Runie's.

EMBALD

>>89872545
Its not that simple. You cant apply to it if you have a criminal record or if you are brown.

>>89872644
Bald girl company I don't have baldma saved unfortunately

>>89872284
It would last 5 minutes.

>>89872612
Like, that's the maximum or...?

Ember you'll catch a cold put the the hair back

>crop top with an oldschool high collar and suspender pants showing midriff
What the FUCK do you even call this outfit?

>>89872717
same as me

not pc but Lisa will be streaming a tour of the USS hornet museum, ik we have a lot of history and military nerds here so I figured you might appreciate the heads up

>>89872765
Michisex

>>89872765
"gives anon a boner" outfit

>>89872733
No the fact that you’d have children. You’d have to take care of them and you won’t have any free time to do the stuff you enjoy anymore

>>89872467
Why do they have handles like they are talents?

>>89872786
That sounds super cool, thanks sheeple!

>>89872534
It's a fun game

>>89872681
Nuh uh

>>89872786
>tfw I could go there potentially and meet Lisa
Alas, I am too lazy and poor.

>>89872765
IT'S CALLED 'FASHION'

>>89872807
You have no idea what taking care of children is like huh

>>89872765
It's called kino

>>89872807
shut up Clara

>>89872881
>Michi became a fightan game character
Naruhodo...

So will Michi go back in the tiny box?

>>89869858
Certified funny poster.


>>89872571
>>89872581
>>89872468
Segs.

I'll just say it: Tenma’s fashion sense is cooler and sharper than Lia’s

START THE GAME EMBER. YOU NEED TO BURN CALORIES BEFORETHE /ag/ CREATURES WAKE UP.

>>89872786
How jealous is Pippa?

EMBER DON'T DO IT

>>89872786
Everyone in her chat is are homosexual socialists.

>>89872935
The box can no longer contain her

>>89872807
That doesn't sound bad at all

>>89873007
KEEP IT UP, EMBER

>eber was wearing a hoodie
Do you want to hyperventilate wtf

>>89873007
We can rebuild her...

Why is she screaming like that? Is she okay?

get up and stretch anon

>>89872935
I'm going in that tiny box as soon as I track her down anon.

already...

>>89873056
It's tradition for the game at this point

>>89873012
>Everyone in her chat is are
Back to Nubia

This has got to be a fake Sakana right?

A Phaser should do something like this

>>89872935
Does anyone have the full new Michi?

Pippa.

>>89873012
>is are

>>89873107
yeah

>Ember needed permision from Fishman for her mental health trip
>She did it in secret
????

>>89873115
like this?
https://x.com/minsgraph/status/1856210722604364065

>Sakana has to approve any time off or trips

the fuck

>>89873111
What the fuck
I don't even know this streamer but I want to do it.

>>89873171
>>89873143
So Hina is either AWOL or has fishman's blessing

>>89872422
>2 kids max
dropped

>>89873170
Hat is too small.

>>89873143
>>89873171
>WAIT, SHE NEEDS PERMISSION FROM HER BOSS TO TAKE TIME OFF?! WHAT A FUCKING TYRANT!!!

do yall never had a jobless before you fucking unemployed lazy bumass niggas

>>89873012
>homosexual socialists
I don't think homosexual socialists talk about how much they don't like California's gun control.

[Ember news] She's gonna say it

>>89873202
What about Saya or others that have weeks between streams? Are they doing stuff behind the scenes like with hololive?

>>89873242
>do yall never had a jobless

I can't tune in right now, how close is this to Ember's old content?

JOE BIDEN

>>89873143
>>89873171
>anons are surprised an employee needs to tell their boss when they want/need a vacation
?

>>89873177
>>89873111
>Florks PO
Wow Pippa really inspired him to start a vtuber agency

Post your youtube recap thing

>>89873242
>do yall never had a jobless
OOGA BOOGA NIGGER

>>89873304 (me)
>Florks PO
Florks PO Box

>>89872881
This woman has a husband and children

>>89873289
>>89873242
They aren't employees.

>>89873289
These girls can hardly stick to a schedule and habitually cancel streams over minot inconveniences. One girl spending a couple days noot streaming should mean nothing.

>>89868732
>>89869231
>>89869269
ToT

>>89873289
they are independent contractors

I am madly in love with Phase Connect streamer Kaneko Lumi.

Ember is already done kek

EMBER GANGNAM STYLE

>>89873399
And it probably didn't. Kevin probably just wants to know ahead of time.

>>89873415
She should eat a good meal to get her energy back

>my legs are the strongest part of me
imagine the leglocks

>>89873143
>>89873171
there has to be much more to this trip than what was revealed so far
and it happened right during the general drop in streaming time

>>89873242
>do yall never had a jobless

Someone make a soundpost of this stream + that pic of ember tied up in the basement.

>>89873415
>3 minutes
So what, you need more?

Memory's GIANT wings

>>89870672
>Ember [...] can probably put up a decent fight
lol
lmao, even

>>89873289
>>89873242
This is a constant with vtubers fans in general, not only /here/, im not sure why. But they often complain about the most basic office job shit. Are they all kids? Are vtubers fans just jobless in general?

>>89873289
These bitches don't stick to their own schedules they make. What difference would it make to go on a weekend trip?

Thank you AryanHitlerHyperborea88 very cool

>>89873592
kek

>>89873592
LMAO

Erika huh

>Ember thinks 36 is young

How old is this bitch?

>>89873532
I mean, if it was a trip on days where she wasn't planning on streaming anyway, it's not any of fishes business, like you don't have to tell your boss if your going away for a weekend break. She could even just get a proper mobile set up and won't have to tell him at all at that point as long as she meets whatever agreements to streams she's made.

>>89873657
It is young, it's not even middle aged.

>>89873653
I love when her model does that face
>you see the shut i have to put up with?

>>89873519
no touching

>>89873592
her face is priceless

>>89873653
It came out before the start of the Third Reich, Ember.

>>89873657
She's a couple months younger than Shiina according to her

>>89873707
GRANDPAAAAAAAA GRANDPAAAAAAAAA

GIWTWM in that thigh press

>>89873707
Its literally middle aged, at 35 your life is half over most likely, for males especially

Ember says she feels like she's giving birth

>>89873740
I'm 28, not every comment on age is made relative to your own.

Ember is giving birth

>>89873777
>>89873782
Yeah, to me

Sudden heavy overlap connect. Where's the noticing mint fag when you need her.

Ab guard time. Ember's tummy about to be put to work

I like Michi!

Just to be clear, are you degenerates focusing on the Live2D or the 3D chibi?

>>89873713
Circled: the erogenous zones of a Memory.

>>89873762
The term middle aged doesn't literally mean the middle of your life. Most places definie it as 40-60

Chibiber struggling to do Warrior I

>>89873827
if the JPs want to overlap each other that's their thing

Get up
no Jelly

guu morning it's almost wemi time

>>89873857
Im just listening, checking on my phone between sets. Hearing how weak females are, it motivates me greatly.

>>89873857

You've already earned your Chili's. Go get some now, Ember

Ember is thinking about Chili's Mozarella sticks triple dippers and margaritas to get her through the workout

Ember knows the menu of these resteraunts too well....

Michi is my new side hoe

>>89873989
Who's your main hoe?

6 o'clock be there anon.

HIGH KNEES EBER HIGH KNEES!

Ember is working HARD for her lunch! Keep it up Ember!

>>89874020
Lisa

>squats
ASS NEEDS TO TOUCH THE GRASS OR IT DOESN'T COUNT

LOWER!

>>89874142
She's that girl who gives handjobs for weed right

>>89874171
Nah, she's gives them to me for free

>>89874142

>>89874195
Yeah but to other dudes

Plank time. You can do it!

Do girls like us or hate us?

>>89873904
Did the fatty with the butterfly tattoo sing Erika?

Ember is dying...

>>89874248
Varies from girl to girl, good luck figuring out which is which

>>89874248
they only hate me, don't worry

>>89873989
>>89874142

>>89874248
This is the anti thread what do you think. There's a reason Pippa left

Is it just me or does the ring sound a bit like Airi

Chibiber is about to give up the ghost

>>89874248

>>89874248
Only Pippa and Wemi truly loves chat.

>>89874294
her face really is quite stupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBoIi9LSnSc Lemon Time

No smoothie time! Only pain!

My lemon wife is on

hope you like overlap because it's that time again (time for wemi, i.e., wemi time)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HuyotneGN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HuyotneGN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HuyotneGN0

>>89874373
Lumi's eggs...

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

and then in a couple of hours, nobody will be live

>>89874373
She looked up pippa shoving eggs in herself /here/ after chat told her she didn't want to know about the eggs.

>>89874384
She hates gumis more than even I do.

Dafuq is this overlap!!!!!

Watch Wemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HuyotneGN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HuyotneGN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HuyotneGN0

[Ember news] She'll sing Valerie by Amy Winehouse instead of Erika because its also a girl name song

>>89874391
You always post this when she is not live

How do I politely reject a coworker who keeps asking to get lunch together? I need to watch Lumi

>>89874449
you don't hate me

>>89874449
you're just tsun tsun for gumis

>>89874468
no i don't, i just thought it was funny this time
previous day i was busy and on my phone so i had to pop it early

>>89874488
Just tell him to fuck off

>>89874542
I feel bad

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Tenner big collab

>>89874457
to think that the schedule was vacant yesterday

>>89874488
you can't, but you can go out with her when lumi doesn't stream and groom her into watching lumi with her
you'll get to eat nice stuff and fuck her and imagine it's lumi
Bonus points if you push her to cosplay as your oshi