/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

wtf am I looking at

>>89829777
SNIFFFFF

Gura probably thinks about getting breastfed by Fauna constantly. What a fucking baby lmao

the dinos were too busy dancing
they let monsterbud get the last post again...

how is it possible

>>89829791
Remember when morning yoga was going to be a weekly thing before all the ring fit yabs?

I'm thinking about wingstop again

>>89829895
I enjoy dancing dinos

Has Gura seen the shrimp Miku video?

Day 50! Give it up for day 50!

Nothing at all

>>89830512
Thank you, mister Krebs.

>>89830504
we just dont know

Thank you, Gura, totally not crying right now.

https://youtu.be/yvowrOfCNHk

lol
lmao even
We are halfway to a 100 days !

Sex with a fembud.

>>89829940
>*Le touché*

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>89829959
A wingstop just opened near me, is it good?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Wife soon?

>>89831511
I think its decent. The mango habanero is my favorite sauce. If you aren't opposed to boneless wings then their boneless meal deal is pretty good for the money.

Are we all creepy perverts?

Knife spoon!!!!

>>89831644
C’mere mangohabanerobud

>>89831866
Thank you kissybud

>>89831644
I normally stay away from wings because they don't fill me up.

>>89829791

You're a terrible person, Gura.
All your happiness came at the expense and manipulation of others. You belong in hell.

>>89831239
>*Lo touchõ*

I smell BO in my home and I live alone. What’s going on here what is this

>>89832270
No one cares about your garbage takes.

>>89831511
Yes, the wings are good the sides are mid the ranch is 11/10.
>>89831644
+1 to mango habanero, but I prefer bonemore wings.

>>89832428
Phantosmia

>>89832270
Are you a fembud?

Actually, I just checked and it was nearly a year ago.
https://youtu.be/Eg1I7rOfU2A?t=3601
I'm not sure if she'll be back by Nov 27 but if she doesn't make a horny comment about Miles Morales by then, I'll stop mentioning it and won't post an elaborate spidershark sex fanfic.

>>89829928
I went back to check vods from this and noticed the comments are off on this one. I can't remember why, I don't think it was edited so am I forgetting something or was it just yt fucking up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrocXhe9W1s

>>89832270
based

>>89832694
Why would a lesbian simp over a 15 year old boy

Everyone always asks where gooba? but no one asks how gooba

>>89832612
Yes but I don’t see what that has to do with anything

what do fembuds smell like

>>89833335
Please show your bushy pucci, fembud.

>>89833335
Show bobs

>>89833335
time to breed the fembud.

>>89833335

how gooba?

>>89833823
stinky

>>89832941
Gura is 14 so getting railed hard and creampied by him would sate her instincts perfectly and let her enjoy being a lesbian fully.

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

never loving
I READ GURA!!

Gura?

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I am literally in love with Gura.

How long did gura last this NNN?

>>89835213
I wish to give orgasms to Gura.

>>89835364
her left testicles is too small to support more than one orgasm per day

Is this the longest she's been away?

>>89835486
No.

>>89835486
just a bit over 3 more weeks more for a new record!

why dont they just terminate her

GURA NO

> Not even in the TCG

My faith is strong and unshakable.

>>89836483
but she is going to graduate

>>89836508
Sure, in 30 years

>>89836600
30 days?

https://x.com/superfabn2/status/1859016665222312345

>>89836322

>>89836661
i know right, chumcuck are the most pathetic fanbase

>>89836661
based mr krabs

man looks like Gura is late and gay once more...

>>89836661
so true, gura need to graduate

>>89836483
Same desu

weak

Why are ESLs like this?

>>89837122
they are bored, just like us

>>89837122
they have nothing else to sustain them unlike us

>>89837265
they do have regularly streaming oshi tho

if only there was some way we could be entertained..... possibly by a shark

>>89837324
Play Elin

I have shrimp miku stuck in my head now...

>>89837493
same desu

>>89837493
This is a good dino

>>89837493
me too

Why do Gura dissapear? Like seriously

>>89837493

>>89830512
Is anyone surprised? Because I'm not.

Gura should collab with Zeta because I like both of their voices.

Why won't Gura date me?

>>89837962
true, its not gonna be a surprise when she graduate

>>89837817

goob night

>>89836440
Is she the only one from EN not in it?

including Gura early in the TCG is fucking stupid, she's guaranteed to sell packs and revive interest if she's released later and that isn't true for all hololive members

>>89838216
dino dreams bud

>>89838317
Can't they just release more Gura cards?

>>89838422
First times are always more impactful.

Buds, give it to me straight. Am I... weak?

>>89839210
where do you see that?

>>89839049
my request got fulfilled, I hope that's what you wanted

>>89839668
the Gura version of the guy spitting out cereal meme

>>89839507
Apparently you need to be a pajeet with a youtube """app"""

I was just reminded how heavy my weights actually are by stubbing my toe on them...

>>89840018
are they rubber coated?

>>89839735
I have the youtube app but I haven't gotten it

>>89841680
good, we need more backlash and anger like this

>>89841680
that's old

>>89841784
Why, so more clickbaiters and dramatubers can make screencap comps for their PARASOCIAL FUCK videos? That's the only thing it ever accomplished, not like Cover or Gura or anyone relevant ever gave a shit.

>>89842025
gura should be canceled or terminated for her treatment toward her fans

You fucks told me she was back for real this time

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124467682

>>89842102
better oshi exist chumcuck

>>89842131
Don't you have a cow or something to take care of?

Hello it's me, the last true chumbie.

>>89842478
you thought

heh

>>89842478
In your dreams

I still remember when Gura used to serenade me with her beautiful singing voice...

>>89838244
Yep

>>89832270
This post was written by woman, go wild with her I already someone I like

>>89832722
It was edited because it was the vod that has the Jay friend notification popping up, she did a sloppy job of it because you can still see the notification in thr vod still

>>89844809
Oh man so is true that she is dating Jay, I feel like a dumb motherfucker right now

told you she is a liar and need to graduate

>>89844809
Forgot that was the stream. Didn't think it was since the non-edited version isn't listed on the regular place but that makes sense why not now.

>>89844809
who is jay?
>>89844888
dating?

They are not sending their best today, huh?

kek, BVTM need to see this thread

MY wife

>>89845029
The producer she collaborated with in her PL

>>89845138
Wow, isnt she single? hololive allow boyfriend now?

I miss you.

Are you retards really going to loop this shit rrat again?

>>89845138
i'm so devasteted, why would she betray us like this

>>89845236
I genuinely forgot that was the vod that I asked about, I wouldn't have brought it up if I did.

>>89845316
but you do good and make chumbud realize their mistaken

>>89845316
I'm the one who gave the answer to why it was edited, I didn't know some retard was gonna latch onto it

>>89845363
becoz better oshis existed

>>89845236
It’s the same one retard just talking to himself. Little guy will get tuckered out eventually

>>89844809
She didn't give a shit about the notification. She kept playing like normal for another 2 minutes after it and then ended the stream cause she was tired. Which one would be after exercising for a whole hour.

It's funny how you people keep going back and fourth between Jay and Barb. It's like you guys flip a coin to determine which one of the 2 it is on any given day.

>>89845363
>>89845390
Nice pass, faggot.

>>89845408
who is barb?

>>89845426
barb is why she didnt stream retard

>>89845408
The vod was definitely privated and edited after though. Why would she panic about it mid stream

>>89845426
Barbara Bush

why didnt she stream, she hate money?

>>89845463
and you don't know the reason?

>>89845566
jay

>>89845463
It's edited because she farted on stream. If she was so panicked she would've edited out the notification.

>>89845617
That's what I'm saying, she fucked up editing it out since it still exists for a couple frames

You can actually see the moment that the pagpag slurper decided to start shitting himself.

>>89845551
she prefer playing with barb

>>89845426
good example of falseflagging. Gura is always protected by the fake rrat that is slightly believable.

>>89845569

>>89845851
irrefutable proof she was playing with that swede tho

>>89845585
the reason the vod was edited you retard

>>89845408
Tonight is Jay, next year will probably be Barb but who knows what happens to me next year

>>89845923
next year is graduation/termination

What happened to phase/niji this time?

>>89845408
She removed him from her friend list right after that stream and he never appeared in a future switch stream again. Pretty sure she was aware if it and didn't want to draw attention to it in the moment

>>89845890
and that is the worst case scenario
not lets see others
>Suisei and the Sakuma scandal
>Miko with U-san and *AV rrats
>Pekora and Jun

>>89846089
and yet they are still streaming unlike "partially retired" streamer here

Is samefagging fun or something?

>>89845668
>it still exists for a couple frames
Yes Anon, that's how Switch friend notifications work. They pop up for a few seconds and go away. It is literally impossible to fuck up editing out something as simple as that. She doesn't care because it wasn't a big deal to her (most likely because it was probably J-Chad, Jay's account would've been called JayDee like his twitter)

>>89846134
what does streaming a lot have anything to do with not being a whore you moron?

>>89846229
i prefer a whore who stream and care about her fans rather being neglected and being used as an ATM

>>89846171
>it was J-Chad
Just no. Also why did she remove it then so it never popped up again?

https://youtu.be/mAed6z6Qdos
What is she trying to tell us

>>89846354
because he is her boyfriend

>>89846373
Gura died in the hurricane

>>89846281
worst case scenario is still some transatlantic shit as opposed to the irl shit those JP whores have pulled, keep coping

you can call her lazy all you want, but slandering her is another story

>>89846386
Cuck poster stop replying to me please

>>89846373
gura died in the hurricane

MY Gurandma.

>>89846436
everyone need to know her lies

>>89845890
You do know that the person who made that rrat and made that Mega doesn't believe his own rrat anymore right? Even if those screenshots were real it doesn't prove anything beyond her having friends.

>>89846166
Just stocking up (you)s for winter

>>89846373
idk but i goomed.

>>89846419
>>89846438
No, my cute sharkwife...

>>89846422
those JP "whores" still exist and became the pillar of hololive when gura is missing, lazy bitch like her should just leave the company

>>89846354
Are you high Anon? Watch the VOD, it's still there.

>>89846546
incoming cover announcment

her house was damaged and her streaming equipment was destroyed, simple as that

>>89846560
No I mean why did she remove him from her friends list after that?

>>89846622
But she could have streamed with Barbs streaming PC right?

Where do these people come from. They seem so lost.

>>89846476
Noon you can't just destroy his "proof" with the source itself!

>>89846547
why should I care about what some cuck with yellow fever (hell, two of them are not even "yellow") think?

>>89846622
Doesn't explain why her manager can't use her Twitter account to post a tweet about the merch ending or unpin the outdated merch tweet

>>89846934
Her manager died in the hurricane

Antis once again displaying that they are in fact the stupidest posters on this board.

>>89846934
Even she could've done it herself if she had time to troll on her other account

>>89846419
>>89846438
In a figurative sense this is probably true

Looks like I am yet again the last true chumbud left in this wasteland. The brownoid schizos chitter amongst themselves in the pits below me. They smell like a mixture of shit and old thrown out food. Their disgusting figures and retardation will not hinder my ascendancy though. Gura WILL be mine.

>>89847532
Nah

>>89846755
Fine I’ll spoon feed you, you actual monkey. Barb is code for Hanna-Barbera. Gura is fighting to demolish Warner Bros Animation in order to reconstruct Hanna-Barbera Productions. She was an exec of Cartoon Network and single-handedly created Tom & Jerry in 1940.

goob night buds

>>89847720
Gura is so amazing, look at that.

>>89847532
Not while I still walk this accursed planet.

goob night

>>89847720
I love her...
Gura please return to me!

>>89847532

>>89847975
Stay awake

>>89839210
I love gura 3x more than you

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

goobnight
i love gura

>>89848304
samen

>>89848304
so mote it be

>>89848228
I wish to see my shark hours, I don't see how though.

>>89848602
Follow this on mobile
https://x.com/hololivetoday/status/1859054242407084348

>>89848773
>mobile

>>89848773
Thanks anon. I didn't even get to see my Gura stats. I keep streams on of a lot of other holos, so with Gura barely streaming this year she wasn't even in my top 5...

I just want to hear her voice... Why can't Gura stream for just one hour a week...

Love gura
Love chumbies

>>89849201

>>89849140
I love gura more than you until you prove otherwise

today Gura thanked me profusely for my basic kindness, it's funny what 3 days of hunger in a basement will do to a person

>>89849282
I've still watched every Gura stream this year and some vods there just isn't enough to pass the others that stream constantly. I actually pay attention to Gura streams though, most of the time I just keep the other ENs on as background noise.

Goob night.

>>89849201
Yeah same. No chance she was gonna be in my top 5. Biboo was my top watched this year

>>89848773
I got 0.4%

HER HER HER

>>89849680
Goob night chumbie

>>89839210
>Top 0.5%
>watched 15x more times than the average viewer
How??

I'm going to glug glug some water

>>89848773
does it only show you your activity level of your #1 creator?(I watch a lot of 40k lore videos) Gura is my #2 according to the thingy but it won't let me see the details

>>89849739
I would bet im still in the top .5-.2% of Gura fans but I guess ill never know

>>89850772
Yeah i think only no 1

>>89850772
It showed me my number 2, who was Bae, instead of my number 1. I'm guessing it's based off whoever you were in the highest percentile for. Also if that's true then I guess I can't be higher than top .2% for Gura since that's where I was for Bae this year. She just ended up playing a lot of games I enjoy over the past year.

is nessie real

>>89848773
I got Gura and Fauna. Its how it should be for every chumbie honestly

Enreco must have been the reason minecraft was my most watched game this year. I almost forgot they did that in minecraft. All those POVs really add to the hours.

>>89851230
I also got minecraft even though I don't remember watching that many minecraft videos(maybe I was looking for tutorials at some point and it counted those)

>>89851230
I got RDR2 because I started watching a lot of RDR2 videos after I finished it

>>89851134
Probably not, sadly. I feel like the Loch has been thoroughly scanned at this point. If there was a large creature living in there, it would definitely have died by now. I absolutely do believe that there are still large marine reptiles out in the open ocean, though.

YOU WANT ME TO STREAM? I ALREADY HAVE BEEN! I'M SECRETLY A 2VIEW IN A SMALL CORNER OF THE INTERNET! YOU CAN SEE ME IN ALL OF MY GLORT! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND ME!

>>89851809
I like that image where goob presses the controller against her face

>>89846419

There are children out there who idolize Gura and I hate that they will learn that its easy to get away with any responsibilities as long as ur cute.

>>89852084
bro how many times are you going to post this ?

>>89851134
I read that it was probably a whale's dick what people saw

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!

>>89852721
sleep tight buddy

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124339093

>>89852721
Sharkdreams

>>89852721
Oyasame

>>89851718
How long would it take to find her if she actually did this

>>89851718
alright...what's the first clue?

>>89852814
Why she smug?

>>89853697
You've got nowhere to run

Stay cool, chumbies.

My under eye is twitching. I can see it in the mirror

>>89852721
Goobnight

>>89854317
go to sleep

>>89854874
Good call chumbie

Gura has a voice of a prepubescent little boy and it's not a bad thing TuT

>>89855380
sexy voice i like i like

Still no Gura news or activity. I wish Cover would tell us something. It's been like 50 days

Here's mine

Remember when Guras mom bought her a shake-weight? What did she mean by that? Was it exercise or did mom try some gay-conversion therapy?

Baguraette honhonhon

I'm sad :/

>>89856716

I'm gassy

>>89856790
hold it

>>89839210
I got top 0.5%, but 15x average viewer?

This is what happens when Goomba doesn't stream much.

Happy 51 days

23 more and she'll have beaten her previous record

For King and Cunny!

>>89856955
how do you see percentages of below your #1?

>>89857008
Separate acknowledgment. It recognizes if you're a chumbud. Like I also received the Dokibird acknowledgment.

Gura, you're breaking everyone's heart and you don't even care.

Guess I'll go to sleep to stop the gas and twitching now. Goobnight buds

>>89857102
I don't understand? I can only tap back and forth

>>89833944
You should hang from a tree.

I am so fucking disappointed in all of you, you should all feel ashamed about yourself

>>89857462
I want to use maid Gura as my portable onahole

>>89857462
Yes! belittle me more~

>>89846476
>>89846838
That isn't chumjoker and chumjoker didn't even make that rrat. Nor did he stop believing in it. He simply left. He posted irrefutable proof back then, and the friend add last year with her brother is irrefutable proof now. You can keep coping and lying, but it doesn't matter.
>beyond her having friends
If that's the case, she still lied because she said she didn't have any.

>>89848228
I'm in the top 0.2% as well but my watch time is only 27x instead of 32x

>>89846934
The fact no one bothered to unpin it says a lot. It's really clear they don't care about her anymore because she's leaving.

Notto desu shitto agen.

>>89847532
The last chumbud was decided years ago. You lost. But Gura's been stringing everyone along and pretends it didn't happen, at least while OBS is on.

>IRyS confirmed that the extra 3D that Myth and Promise can get for free could only be redeemed in 2024
what are the chances Gura recorded hers?

>>89852084
This girl was heartbroken by her. Gura let her down and abandoned her.

>>89857817
0%.

Goobnight, someone kick the schizo having a melty in balls while I'm gone.

Day 6 of my poop strike, going good, not feeling anything, kinda worried i have parasites eating my food so i don't need to go.

>>89857817
Where this "free" thing came from? I thought it was just priority to use the 3d studio. Mumei paid for her 3d birthday.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/12328/ "About 74 percent of adults in the U.S. are overweight, according to the CDC"

The chanses looks pretty good bois, finally some good Gura news

>>89857817
are you sure she didn't mean the group stuff

I know nothing about anime but can you love Sokka even if you're a lesbian?

>>89858308
you can love people without wanting to have sex with them, yes

>>89858345
Lesbians, or regular is not about sex, it is about attraction, you dingus. So my question still stands

>>89857689
Go look it up on warosu yourself retard, it's him. And yes he is the one who created the rrat because his post and screenshots are why the rrat started in the first place. Everytime schizos like you praddle on about it they always cite his screenshots.

>she still lied because she said she didn't have any

No, she said she's lonely, playing games with people can only accomplish so much for your mental health but if they're not the kind of friends you can open up to then it doesn't really mean much.

>the friend add last year with her brother is irrefutable proof

Proof of what? Certainly not of your retarded rrat being true. Her dad follows Kiara on twitter, is she fucking her too?

You schizos keep hampering on about that again and again and it's hollow every time. Same with "muh first 10 followers on steam" which is just as, if not even more, hollow cause she never uses it and has never had any intention of using it.

>>89858528
>is she fucking her too?
Yes, how new?

>>89858591
Kiara is Gura's new mom now

>>89858528
Uh oh, SEA fag having a melty on ancient stuff?

>>89858528
not to mention that their illusions will never extend beyond the transatlantic meme. meanwhile the JP girls... meanwhile the Advent/Justice girls...

>>89858779
>will never extend beyond the transatlantic meme
How new? :D What about the disney meetup? :D

>>89858890
nice thighs, 10/10 would lick

Girl
<-----

>>89858965
Freaking pencil legs my dude, get some standard :D

Is this supposed to be "ironic" shitposting or something? It's kind of embarrassing to watch.

>>89859057
proof?

>>89859131
Maybe it is to hard to follow for a 1-cell orgasm like you but:
Anon A claimed that there only was transatlantic rrats
Anon B countered with the NON transatlantic Disney date

Does someone help you wipe after pooping, are you THAT type of person?

Gross, they (You)d me.

>>89859199
Girly girl

>>89859227
Wait

Are you retards mixing up the transatlantic online gaming off-stream with that ancient disneyworld tweet?

>>89860245
How is the Disney date ancient when it was at the same time they played together?

>>89860396
?

Are we still talking about Gura Anon?

>>89860453
Pretty sure you don't know the tweet & pic then, stop wasting everyones time

>>89860592
The b*pis buzz lightyear game tweet was from 2019. That is ancient Anon.

>>89860670
Follow the thread you absolute retard, the thing that started this whole thing was the anons transatlantic comment, then another anon countered with the non transatlantic comment, BOTH WHERE AT THE SAME TIME

Fucking keep up and follow the fucking conversation, the thread is VERY simple and yet you retarded brainless shitstain couldn't even do such a simple thing

>>89861011
>you retarded brainless shitstain
>can't spell "were" right
k

And I was just stating facts, the only disney date there is is that 2019 tweet, unless you have pics showing otherwise.

I don't know how they never get bored of going through these loops over the years. It's not even anything yabai.

>>89861177
>both gaming and disney happend in 2019
Only one of the events are ancient even though they happened at the exact same time

Dig a ditch for yourself you hyper-retard

>>89861177
>both gaming and disney happend in 2019
oNlY ONe Of tHe EVEnts ARE ANcIENt EVEN tHOugH ThEy happeNEd aT the EXAct saMe tiME

Dig a ditch for yourself you hyper-retard

Holy shit shut up who cares

>>89860212
That’s clearly a boy

>>89861664
Based. But some people really need to find a way to make something out of nothing. Why? Who knows, who cares.

>schizo got triggered by the transatlantic
>threw in some non sequitur about Gura's old workplace
>I hadn't responded, so it believed it was in the right
many such cases

https://youtu.be/eGgb8kjXbQs?si=WUGsJyjFYXOlRR3j&t=2251

>"No worries I'm not going anywhere"
>"No worries you're stuck with meee.."

Huhuuuu, I hope that's truee :'(

>>89862200
>>schizo got triggered by the transatlantic
Yeah, some anon a claiming only transatlantic rrats existed, anon b simply corrected anon a and informed that domestic rrats existed to

The mega autism-retard have a melty about "muh ancient" (even though it "muh anchient" was completely irrelevant to the point being made), lashing out, shitting on the table, lost the argument then writing a mega autistic greentext because he got butthurt for being a retard

"many such cases"

Fags, miscegenationists, seaniggers, none of them will stop chumbuds on their triumphant path towards cunny.

Another fun fact about b*pis; he grows mushrooms, not for food, the fun kind. The shark have complained about her hallucinations on several occasions, funny coincidence, right?

>>89862684
Now I really know you're just having a goof.
I hope there isn't actually anyone out there that actually takes any schizoposting seriously, really though.

>>89862394
that's called a nothingburger anon. real shit would look like these;
https://youtu.be/eixfcFrVfaQ
https://youtu.be/h_qS3E9nNbs
and that footage in which Miko refers to her fans as virgins and laughs

>>89862954
based