/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The name's Cooms, Dick Cooms

>Wacky backy, Dick Coombs.
This is too much nonsense for November

Fauna cant drive

she is recognizing dick coombs

fauna likes dick jokes

DICK COOMBAS

COOMBZing to Fauna

did we fail NNN?

shes so cute in her sunglasses

Think of all the wacky baccy Fauna has smoked during her goon sessions.

>>89767588
This game is nonsense that takes itself seriously. I love it

>>89767656

>>89767486
mine specifically

>>89767699
That's the highest form of humor

I like the foghorn leghorn metaphors

master detective

A true detective

Give her the dog. Also
>I want them to shoot me, I mean, run me over
Why is she like this?

you don't go to a used car sale date without paint depth indicator whatever it's called in Freedom language
because 70% of cars are after crash trash painted over with half a foot of paint and plaster

is this how you're supposed to drive in the game?

>>89767694
I'd pay to see that

>>89768204
not really you turn in siren and everyone gives you right of way

I'm crying

>89768220
You couldn't even cross the street with your monopoly money

>>89768095
Here in the USA you're required to disclose whether a car has been in an accident or not, unless you're dealing with some ultra shady fly-by-night operation.

fauna following traffic laws

How much of the wire has fauna seen? Is she past season 3?

>>89768460
That doesn't even make sense. Don't you want to watch her masturbate too?

>"Sunset Strip" Outfit Unlocked
God, I wish Fauna would do a sunset strip.

>Fauna running to crime scene

its over...

Goons

toss her in the paddy wagon!

I don't think Phelps would appreciate it.

>Fauna peeing
>I'm peeing
WE ARE!

I wish she moved her model off screen when she left. It ruins my immersion if I don't see her do the slide off screen.

>>89769339
It's rude to go to the bathroom during an idol meeting anon

fauna is pooping rn... cute!!

im back from peeing with fauna

>>89769417
She's a fast pooper

>>89769409
I didn't go anywhere, I have a piss jug next to my PC. Do you want a photo?

>>89769453
vegan colons are quite slick

>>89769455
yeah, i'll call your bluff. put up or shut up

>what's wrong with gray?
as some patrician man said, humans dehydrate in the coochie last so it stays succulent well into old age

>>89769455
No but I think it would be best if you posted it. Enter it into evidence and all that

>>89769589
hilarious

What's wrong with Phelps, Fauner? Not your type? I can fix her.

>>89769526
>>89769455
https://files.catbox.moe/dffbwe.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/nn6nkl.jpg

>>89769717
Perhaps she would prefer Pete Campbell

>>89769743
That second one doesnt look like piss to me

>>89769743
That's soap

>>89769841
I can assure you that it is, I drink 0.5 of rum in longs with 1.5L of diet cola and then 2 liters of mineral water to offset hangover. One one hand I don't have hangover on the other, I have to drink and pee out 5 liters in the evening.

>>89769743
Did you piss on the camera lens too or are you just in Mexico?

>>89769743
Why is your piss green?

>>89769934
sign of a true sapling

>>89769919
its the monitor color temp anon when you get in age you must preserve eyesight
>>89769934
it's yellow, just the light

>>89769976
It looks like lemon lime Gatorade

"what if i did though?"
she should

>>89770107
you should have seen my piss when I was doing optimum nutrition vitamist, T stomach shots and steroids

Its Ill eagle!

>>89770231
nice of that eagle to give that duck a ride

Cute noise

I do respect the no save scum playthroughs, they do make for better streams

>>89770470
Save scumming takes all the fun and tension out of games I dont know why anyone does it. Unless its for some bullshit thing like a 1% item drop chance and you want to save time.

>I have all the guns!
Not for long!

>>89770231
>>89770314
Bald eagles have the record for heaviest prey load of any bird of prey (although it's very possible other eagles have exceeded it). One was filmed carrying off a 15 pound faun

>>89770548
When I'm watching my other favorite chuuba play XCOM and get a miss on 95% hit, I'm okay with savescumming.

>reviewbrah
lmao

>/tv/ celeb mention

>>89769743
UTI lookin pee

>>89770742
wouldn't he be a /ck/ celeb?

>>89769934
REALLY love fauna

>>89770842
He wears many hats, he even inspired one of the Holos designs

Anyone have that image of Ame getting stuck on these stairs with the car kek

is this the one with the naked woman

>>89770742
Fauna is definitely a breh poster

Holy fuck my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. From the moment she said "In the wal-mart parking lot like everyone else!" to the point where she got up the hill and the cutscene immediately started I have been cackling. Holy fuck, Fauna

>>89771130

>>89771374
Haha, Austin Powers moment, laugh at her!

>>89770669
95% is significantly lower then 100%, you should expect it to miss sometimes

>>89771435
lol lmao
my roflcopter goes rofl rofl rofl

>>89771374
kek thanks

>>89770669
>XCOM
>95%
It's basically a confirmed miss right there. XCOM rigs chances, it's a lying little slut of a game like that.

>>89771435
>>89771551
I'm sorry that she hurt you so badly.

>>89771632
Literally who?

>>89771591
It actually rigs the odds in your favor a little unless you're playing on the legend.
Something about how it calculates percentages is a little off though, if you reload and perform the same actions you always get the same result

>>89771772
I'm sure Fauna would like you

>>89771632
Oh deer. No ill will here champ. I wish her the best but she disliked me before I disliked her.

>>89771905
>oh deer!
SHE'S HERE!

this game was ahead of its time

>>89771965
Zomg

>>89771866
Nobody cares about traitors, cry about it elsewhere

>Hollywood is evil
indeed >>89772090
>this game was ahead of its time

>>89771374
getting in that position is kind of amazing

>>89772284
it is a rockstar game after all, they're all about social commentary

STELPFH

I love this game, I especially love the later cases where EVERYTHING comes together it's fucking incredible

fauna flew that car gad dang

Insert woman driver joke

Most elevators aren't more advanced than they were then

OH MY GOD FAUNA KS!

Fauna hates Stefan so much

>>89772514
It bounce on the landing was what got me

>>89772579
I had to wait 2 good minutes after calling up common EU brand one up to my floor, because I pressed summon button one too many times today.

>vt summarized

>>89772514
Reminds me of Dukes of Hazard, an old television show. Fitting for a 1940s Noire game

>>89772755
Fauna should play Flatout!

>>89772798
Actually, yeah. She should!

>>89772798
>Flatout!
Yeah she should, that or Burnout

>I was 16 when I met him
>But he's nothing compared to those monsters at big studios
>Fauna recoils all the way back
I get it, Faufau.

Fauna sounds extremely uncomfortable

>>89773194
Because she's a pedo

>>89773421
female pedos don't count, they're a blessing

gerald my beloved

I need a Fauna GPS

>Arrest all of Hollywood
You're not wrong, Fauna

>>89773576
I thought someone from EN did it already?

>>89773172
Several of her friends/coworkers are pedos/ephes, at least.

Raap pills?

>>89773668
>/ephes/
Females don't count as I've said. Also picrel is plushsexual AFAIK.

>>89773668
Boobs too big

How does Fauna manage to be so cute and edgy at the same time? She's reserved with a soothing voice, but has the quick wit and humor of a troll shitposter.

You know it's a video game because they aren't getting away with it.

>>89773917
Fauna has a very good upbringing, at least it seems to me.

ENTER ROY

>>89773917
She is an actual miracle.

Man the time when a vet PD could tommy-gun down mafia sounds fun.

Holy shit I actually laughed out loud when they just started shooting. What the fuck

Fauna...

>>89774292
>polite convo
>.45 shootout
Sounds like 60's to me

>KILL THEM!
FAUNA YES!
>McAffee means business
Didn't he burn out of laptop antivirus business recently?

>>89774397
Anon he was assassinated in prison years ago

>>89774397
hes dead

faunas an action movie star

Fauna is protecting the bad guy

>>89774630
she needs to bring him to justice

I don't think 1911 can hit this distance

FUCKING ANUNAKI NEPHILIM ANTICHRIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>89774759

>UU?
I didn't know fauna use it as a question

negro

>>89775090

kek

I really don't know why Cole just didn't put a bullet in Roy's head when he has the chance later

What the heck fauna isn't racist?!

I miss royposting

>>89775233
Not really much Fauna can do, you figure most of her audience is probably 16-25.
This game has some great writing, I'd be disappointed if they softened the edges of the 1940s too much.

streets of LA mention!

What's the order here? I thought arson was before homicide.

>>89775357
>most of her audience is probably 16-25.
>34

>>89775417
After Homicide is Ad Vice, then demoted to Arson

shes ending...

>>89775357
I think the HoloEN audience is more like 20-30

>>89775460
Oh yeah, that makes sense. Thanks

I FUCKING HATE PIKMIN

>Pikmin

>more pikmin kino
finally

I love pikmin

She was waving to me personally btw

Anything but Pikmin please
Does she even have anything for SC catchup?

I hate fauna

>>89775357
Oh yeah I agree. I always hate when they make time pieces and the character is a paragon of modern values. I don't mind them being progressive but only so much that it makes sense.

>Biboo
Shan

>>89775425
Don't feel bad I'm almost 40 lol

>>89775666
>don't mind them being progressive but only so much that it makes sense
so not progressive at all?

>>89775425
I'm turning 30 tomorrow. Don't worry, we're Fauna's core demographic

>>89775666
It's been like 10 years since I've played the game, but I remember thinking Cole is way too progressive for a man from the 1940s

>>89775874
maybe he was in pacific theater and fucked phillipinos or something

>>89775774
I mean people can be progressive for the time they live in. They could be pro civil rights but still discriminate against gays for instance.

>>89775874
Surely some people have to be more progressive than the average, or otherwise social issues wouldn't have progressed?

>>89775425
>>89775822
I just turned 30 last month

>>89775357
>16-25
That's more like Biboo audience. Average sapling is closer to 30, with similar life experiences and nostalgia to Fauna.

I have a terrible migraine and I have to get up at 6am tomorrow

>>89775425
>>89775822
>>89775996
HAH YOU GUYS ARE OLD CRUSTY AND DUSTY!

>>89775986
It's kind of ridiculous to assume that every person in the 1940s was racist or misogynist just because it's the 1940s

>>89776068
The flow of time stops for nobody

>>89775874
I don't know if he's progressive or just extremely passive and neutered, possibly just really professional in his line of work.

>>89775357
>audience is probably 16-25.
Most of the holo audience is pushing on 30 in Japan, cant see that being different for EN

>>89776258
You'd be surprised at how big it is for SEA zoomers

I'm 27. Perfect age for Fauna to groom.

>>89775986
Yes but I think with Cole it's a little too far. Again it's been like a decade but I think there's some line in the second half of the game where Cole said maybe things like drugs and prostitution should be legalized, and I just don't think a man that grew up in the 20s and 30s would realistically hold those beliefs.

>>89776068
youll join us soon enough

>>89776441
Not if the drink takes me first

>>89776385
Nobody wants to groom an old man

26, perfect Fauna husband age

>>89776500
Shut up sperm cell

>>89776425
People in any time period hold all sorts of beliefs

I wish there were infinte faunas so we could all marry one. But maybe at the same time Fauna being unique may be what makes her special. I doubt it though, I just think she's the perfect woman

>>89775357
Anon she already confirmed most of her audience are american young adults.

>>89776500
Let an old man dream...

You're all wrong, Fauna needs a man like me:
>31
>Thinning hair
>Already married
I'm a catch.

>>89776425
They do joke about him being a communist, so seems he's intended to be on the far end of the overton window for the time

I will never be good enough for Fauna and that makes me sad. She'll always be the one that got away

>>89776500
Someone didn't watch the LOTR watchalongs

>>89776761
This guys already married what the fuck

>>89776761
You buy your wife a green wig?

>>89776761
Bald is good, balding is bad fix that shit now or shave it off.

Any wizard saps here? I'm 27 but have basically accepted my fate since I don't really work on myself nor put myself in social situations.

I just go home after work and watch VTubers until bedtime every day because I'm addicted and it's easier than going outside and dealing with reality

>>89777845
Nah what you do is let your baldness happen naturally but let the back grow out so you have enough hair to style it like a Japanese samurai.
(Note: It's actually unlawful to have your hair styled like this in Japan.)

>>89777925
>>89775822 (me)
Almost there

>>89778060
>Banning a haircut

>>89777925
It's not your fault and there is probably more wizards out there now than you'd think. I haven't met anyone in ten years or so but I was lucky enough to date before the internet. There's just no third places anymore and the only girls with an internet presence are the girls that want to get noticed. Most are just doomscrollers and you'll never meet/see them in any capacity because they sure as hell aren't going to leave their room.
I don't think it can stay this way forever, so don't worry too much about it.

>>89778681
Meeting girls on the internet is easier than it was IRL

>>89778681
Oh yeah it's definitely gotten way worse, more wizards/NEETs than ever before.

>>89777925
i'm not a wizard but i have actively chosen to give up on relationships and high ambitions, i have a decent job with high job security and the pay will continue to increase year after year unless the apocalypse happens, i feel no need to ladder climb, chase money, or date. i don't like being around people, i don't like sharing my life, and to be honest, i don't really like sex all that much. i'm happier, use my money on myself, and enjoy every second of my free time. it only works if you're a freak like me and don't feel lonely, though. if you pine for human contact you're cooked.

>>89779540
that just sounds pathetic

>>89779785
what makes it sound pathetic?

>>89779540
same for me more or less. I make enough to live comfortably and enjoy being alone. The only part I don't like is how the other people in my life won't stop acting like me being single is some huge problem.

Whatever happened to that original song it's been like a million years

>>89780073
yup, i can support my hobbies and lifestyle and don't particularly want anyone to interrupt my time. i'm affable at work, i play a little magic or weiss on the weekends, and travel every year. i do not need a partner in any of that

Patiently waiting

>>89780221
It'll be released at the end of the musical hard coping

I might be too reliant on Fauna for my happiness

>animal crossing keycaps
She's such a woman

>>89781755
i love that fauna is a woman

>>89781755
where's this from?

>>89783189
I sneaked in to Fauna’s house and took a picture of her keyboard. Also sniffed her socks.

>>89784271
Only her socks?

why was fauna so shocked by "they'll both get the gas chamber?"

LA noire is great. How many more streams would you say it’ll take Fauna to finish it?

>>89784577
Can’t get too greedy now

>>89785035
there's 5 partners and she's done 2 of them
so maybe 3 or 4

>>89783162
I'm so happy she chose Maokai because his sapling skill.

Fauna doesn't seem to realize how new highly statistical approaches to policing are, or that from a PR standpoint, handing solved murders to the police is very different from murders that won't ever be solved.

She's never finishing Dark Souls. She isn't responsible enough to reliably get perms and follow through. It's akin to making a schedule for her.

>>89785560
not a collab game so why bother

>>89785446
shes playing la noire and having fun

>>89785723
Yes I know, I'm commenting on her remark that "according to the wire the police downgrade crimes" which she made during the la noire stream. I've been having a gay old time with her la noire streams, they're very fun

>dying at "wacky tobaccy" and "coombs"
Fauna, youtube has a minimum age requirement

>>89786116
dont lie you laughed too

>>89786535
I was amused, but that's it, and you got no proof otherwise officer

>>89785560
That's also the reason she decided to make SH2 a game that really fucking should be played alone a collab game, since the perms require you to ask in advance and play on a specific date.

>>89776385
Anon... she's only a year older than you.

>>89787041
*cries in age 34*

>have the same first name as the protagonist in L.A Noire so it’s like Fauna is talking to me
I won

>>89785157
>5 partners
huh?

>>89787547
She's gonna judge Cole Phelps eventually. Will you be okay?

>>89787668
With luck she’ll drop the game before finishing the Vice desk and she won’t call me mean names. Either way we’re on a first name basis and that’s all that matters.

>>89787609
Yeah, after Ralph and bekowski it's rusty, Earle, and Herschel

>>89787668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42-UN802Qhc&t=16s I forgot they shoehorned in this retarded ass part of the game

>>89785157
>>89787989
So, every chapter there's a new partner? That's interesting.

>>89788570
You move to a new department each chapter, your partner doesn't get shuffled with you.

Goodnight~!

https://www.mondaycampaigns.org/meatless-monday

I made a nice noodley soup today, soba, chickpea pasta, "beef" stock with yuba and wakame.

>>89789357
I made chicken parmigiana

>>89788825
I would give an arm and a kidney up for some Faumei moments together

>>89775666
Cole's a fairly typical liberal for 1947. He explicitly doesn't discuss politics much, and when he says stuff that's progressive for 1947, people tend to notice. One or two things might be off, but he makes sense to me overall

I love fauna's the wire obsession

>>89790716
She should do a watchalong with members

>>89791754
I would consider membering if she did

>>89767345
hilarious

Fauna's IQ takes about a 300 point penalty whenever she has to drive, or she feels the slightest bit of pressure. It's very cute

Japanese JK saplings promoting Fauna
https://x.com/yukino_o_0321/status/1858824514618191904

>>89796309
That's some clever Twitter thumbnail use, people find some fun uses for that sometimes.

>>89796309
I misread that as protesting fauna and I was about to ask wtf did she do to piss off JKs.

>>89799207

>>89798335
She's putting them out of business

>>89799207
MOMMY

Fauna still didn't do her 900k bit, right?

>>89801192
watch streams microdick

>>89787041
I know the age difference is so fucking hot. It's taboo even.

>>89801548
it's not even hard to keep up since she barely streams lately

What will you do when Fauna stops streaming?

Feet

>>89789357
do you track calories and macros?

Good morning /uuu/, i hate tuesdays

>>89805862
What’s wrong with Tuesdays?

>>89806626
No stream m'tuesday

>>89776425
>don't think a man that grew up in the 20s and 30s would realistically hold those beliefs.
Retard

>>89805862
>Hololive debuts a green woman
>She's top tier
Everytime, how do they do it.
It's also funny how so many artists started drawing Fauna as thicc since the goth outfit dropped

>>89806951
We were having a pretty nice civil discussion
>>89807230
Because the outfit caters to fetishes and lewds. Not that the outfit is designed with that in mind but just so happens to check boxes.

>>89807230
>It's also funny how so many artists started drawing Fauna as thicc since the goth outfit dropped
fauna herself got thicc when the goth outfit dropped. her tits are the biggest they've ever been

>>89807857
>her tits are the biggest they've ever been
Someone post IT

>>89807230
She was already getting bigger with cowkini, 3D buff, and Fauna herself subtly bringing attention to her chest size. Goth outfit was SEX, made her chest more pronounced even if technically the model size didn't really change, and it quickly became probably her most popular outfit. The rest of her body only adapted to ever growing chest. If she was already getting plenty lewds before that, those only increased exponentially since then.

Fawning over Fauna

>>89805862
>>89807230
She's not green

>>89807857
>>89807910

>>89807857
Too bad jap artists don't care about ass. They'll have tits the size of Jupiter and thighs that could crush melons yet have ass that rivals Hank Hill levels of flat. It has been getting better at least.

Grooming Fauna

>>89808429
That's some good consistancy, all while managing to make them seem bigger. Asagai mama is a pro

>>89808429
Hopefully
>new kimono toggles December/January
>new outfit February/March

>>89807980
>Image
It's what they both wanted
>>89808581
Hopefully the next thing she gets is 2.0/3.0 rigging update, whichever it is

>>89808652
That only applies to default model, I think? Which is kinda pointless when 3D is already superior.

>>89808708
3.0 is usually ready for default outfit first, and slowly gets applied to the rest

>>89808708
She still uses her default, and it really does need updating. As weird as it will be at first

>>89809415
Yeah, her rigging is dogshit.

>>89810045
Her 3D rigging is worse than her default honestly. Her mouth doesn’t even move half the time she’s talking.

Rigging Fauna

>>89810107
Random 2views on Twitch have better rigging

Richard Coombs

>>89811659

Is she a good detective?

>>89812114
She is a regular Dick Tracy

>>89812114
Gives ame a run for her money

>>89812114
She was doing well, started overthinking it bit too much last couple of cases

>>89812114
The best

>>89815589
New doughbert