/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://x.com/TheSlyStallone/status/364832393175105536

thinking about Lias pink angel butthole

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPzJmPXruqk

>>89446249
i just came here to hit dingers, and have a good time. that's about it

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

aw shit they got Lia here, yo I love this Lia yo, ayo I love Lia! Ay! I love this Lia! I love the Lia man, Ay! I'ma watch some Lia. Ay man I'ma watch some of this Lia here!

what did you learn

Gays out!

>>89446393
will it ever be real?

How possible would it be for us to watch The Last Dance documentary? Best series ever

>>89446393
>larry flaked
He hates me...
>channel without schedule
https://www.youtube.com/@ShisuiMichiru

>>89446393
>remi funny

>>89446555
nice trips bitch

>>89446499
The first episode is on the chives.
https://archive.org/details/the.last.dance.s01e01.720p_202007

>>89446670
only the first episode? need all of them of none of them

tough times ahead

>>89446393
LFG

gay sex ahead

>lia taking lessons tonight
>had a mystery meet in person up last week, presumably vtuber related
>said in her members letter a week ago she got great news
>said "my schedule is gonna be back to being up in the air in 2 weeks. you'll just have to see" when she giggled with excitement
>has slightly hinted at more 3d
what is she cooking

>>89446828
maybe 3D premieres on their channels?

>>89446670
>>89446708
seems like he has every episode. considering we have tonight and tomorrow, what if we watched this? i would be fine with heavyweights being another night.

https://archive.org/details/@tyrant66

>>89446393
>god hates elia clara knows

>>89446828
Nasa went to Tokyo last week "for business" too

will we get yaoi christmas again or will it be brainrot christmas?

>>89447458
luv this

>>89447429
I prefer yaoi christmas, brain rot is a little much and makes me feel old

>>89447555
cute

>>89447258
Will put on 2 episodes for the usual time.

>>89447957
how about 3

>>89448014
Or maybe even 4?!

>>89448090
it's a good documentary

wonder if managersan is learning anything in the build up to the academy

>>89448147
I've already watched it and agree.

>>89448856
Holy based

>>89446828
if she is cooking something, I hope she slips us a "be patient. trust me"

What do you even do with fiberglass? Insulation?

>>89449387
i think mainly

>>89446828
>>89446907
now you remember that Lumi took some days off for "idol training"

>>89449490
that was probably for a colonoscopy albeit

>>89449516
wait women get colonoscopys?

>>89446828
or she got good news about her upcoming move. Presumably moving to Japan is bigger than vtubing and is an exciting thing

Lia and Hime should run a predator catching operation and feed the lolicons to the loliconcon

>>89449568
You’re thinking of prostates, they have colons

>>89451007
Just don't give her the map.

>>89451099
kek

i miss lia

Kissing Lia’s cute butt

wonder if lia knows about lochness or big foot

Im a true believer of lia

>>89446249
That's a nice dinger dhere bro.

need the fanbase shipping chart

>>89452567

>>89452626
what does the astrix mean?

>>89452744
genuinely don't know

Can only get the first episode to play >>89447258

>>89452947
its so over

>>89452947

Could still play Heavyweights if you guys want, something else to if you request and i can find it.

>>89452626
this could do with an update

>>89453186
the fact there is nothing in the Lia x Uruka colum tells me it is not accurate

>>89453187
Heavyweights! and then something else after cause it is a short movie!

>>89453220
what's in there isn't inaccurate, but it's lacking a lot of key interactions

I don't remember how they say it.
Movie time, come to the place!

if michibro cant watch then stop the movie

I'll upload the episodes of that documentary, give me like 20 minutes

>>89453519
Just enjoy without me.

>>89453691
others are having problem viewing it too

>i blocked all my friends on the game so they didn't know i was playing it
she knows its a shameful drug

>there was a new FF14 patch that came out
will see her Sunday maybe if we are lucky

need a lia brap compilation

>>89453691
Just ain't the same without your toes to nibble on.

didnt a chatter do a rebuttal vid where he ate a whole can of dog food

she is so cute

her mousepad really does serve all fetishes

Lia and Erina in the fuck forest

"The Last Dance" episode 1 starting now

there should be a Phase Connect documentary like the Last Dance

liaschizo is one of the sportsball posters?

>>89454444
https://youtu.be/GxazqY467NY

>>89455620
lol i forgot about this
based

>>89455790
edit out muumi and put Lia Friend Cece instead

>>89455854
cece ain't no phil jackson

>>89455436
No, I try to be abreast of topics that people I've been friendly with enjoy so I am more personable and as such have some residual sports ball goal unit knowledge from my youth. (I stopped engaging with sports after a catastrophic sportsbook incident with my stepfather when I was a child).

Im not allowed to appreciate normie stuff at face value any more.

>>89455947
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu lil Lia tummy

>>89455947
did he bet on the Jets?

>>89455986
tum
>>89456014
No he got taken by someone he held in confidence. That's life.

>>89456161
life in the big city

>>89456248
cute

is orange juice + 7up a good combo?

>>89455268
In the second year, I remember Pippa mentioned that the first year was rocky, and nobody knew if Phase would survive. She imagined that Phase would implode spectacularly and people would make documentaries and stuff.
Thinking about that, it feels that there could be documentaries on early companies like Tsunderia. The issue with that is that Tsunderia is still very much alive because many members have continued streaming. It feels that to make a good documentary you need to wait until the main characters are fully retired so you avoid drama following the active streamers. That's what makes documentaries on ancient history good, also on Terry Davis, for example.

>>89456248
bitch looks like a joltik

>>89456745
sounds gross

>>89456799
>there could be documentaries on early companies like Tsunderia
i don't think they have a particularly interesting story to tell desu

>>89456799
yeah the phase story isn't done being written yet

>>89457056
cyberlive/yunity/aetheria would be a fun one. starting out with your gen1 quitting predebut all the way until the disbandment of aetheria.

I like Lia, ok?

>>89457330
ok

>>89457330
same

>>89457330
>>89457362
Alright!

pippa and lumi should collab

>>89457056
First western company, earlier than Hololive, I think it'd be something interesting to tell. And it ties into Phase's history.

>>89457272
>cyberlive
Yeah, I thought about it as well, but again, many of the primary actors are still alive, so it feels like it's too soon still.

>>89457674
but what is interesting about it outside of first western company?
they never had a peak, not really a rags to riches back to rags story, no big drama.
they lived the life of many small corpos: you lived and then you quietly died.

>>89456248
Not even her most powerful form.

>>89457771
LOL. Well, if that's your opinion... ogey. I don't need to change your mind.

>>89457859
I accept your concession.

>>89457859
idk it just doesn't seem like an interesting story unless I am missing something.
phase will be a great story to tell one day because they were the rose that grew from concrete. Regardless of how it ends for them, as a group they already made it.
Cyberlive I agree would be fun it was a disaster from before they were even Cyberlive, plus they have been gone for years now and we have seen several talents they discovered become achievers elsewhere

>>89457939
you're not me

The stories that Dizzy could tell, man.

>>89458281
>so then I told PPP "I have an idea: lets hire male vtubers"

Do I detect some bias perhaps? Hmm...

Lia should do a deep dive on kensington ave

>>89458206
>already made it
>biggest member hasn't even cracked 500k
lolk

Lia should shoot 'em all and let God sort them out.

did the cytube break

>>89459239
you don't have to be holoEN to "make it"
phase has carved their own path, something no other small corpo was able to naviagte

>>89459576
trvke

>>89459559
I think so my browser wont play

>>89459576
sounds like bush league cope tbqh

I think John Catbox shut us down

we should just watch porn together

nevermind that was odd, I dont know if my browser just broke or if cytube servers fucked up, sorry

Also, you don't need to "make it" to tell a story, that's the point; you can also tell a story of something that was okay but not that great, there are many documentaries like that

>>89459803
You fools aren't ready for a Lords Of The Locker Room watchalong.

the nonstop glazing for michael in this is so cringe

>>89460369
purin uohhhh

>>89459900
is the tsunderia story as interesting as say production kawaii?

>>89460369
Sakana really did build a Noah's Arc for small corpo vtubers

>>89460415
that model going unused is criminal

https://x.com/TeodyxAerith/status/1856885819447153126

>>89461422
kino

>>89461305
The aesthetic coding of purins' initial offering really was something else. Kevin certainly has some kind of eye, especially with protoYuri not Asheria.

>>89460945
i would say they are similar stories.
>they both had promise as early small corpos
>they both had mass graduation that did irreparable harm to the company
>they both went away
this is the life of most small corpos besides phase connect.

>>89459900
when I say Phase "made it" yeah i could mean they produced 6,7,8 and counting 100k+ chuubas? they have been on mainstages of major cons. have worked with hololive, nijien, vshojo, the biggest liggers in the world.

that's all good and well, but the important thing that shows they have "made it" is they are approaching year 4 and the company is seemingly healthy and happy. they are still around, they became something and survived they became a home to a lot of other small corpo chuubas whos prior group failed them. they are the rose that grew from concrete.

>>89462082
Sounding like some kind of fishstan.

>>89460945
I'd watch both documentaries.

>>89462173
not at all. when the day comes, he will likely be the reason things go bad for phase.

it is a credit to the talents.
his credit is that he hired the right talents and listened when they threatened to mutiny his retarded ass.

we love fishman here, gweilo

>>89462328
I think he's surrounded himself with enough failsafes that wont be the case. It's likely the medium will become nonviable before the talents or management do.

>>89462173
>my art book got delivered
>my bean plushie got delivered
>he delivered 3d lia on a main stage with her kamioshi
you won't hear me say a bad word about him again until he gives me a reason to

Dennis Rodman going menhera

Liker coded individual.

Speaking of Dennis Rodman, have you guys watched Double Team (1997)? It's 90s kino.

>>89463428
The Clubhouse is behind on all 90s JCVD kino except Kickboxer, is it not?

after all

>>89462591
never underestimate a man's hubris and ego

>>89464084
You've made the classic mistake of discounting the westernized chinese wife, you fool.

I miss my sister lia

People blame the fish but ignore the biggest factors, the talents themselves. They control their own destiny

I miss Michael

>>89466178
Jackson? Same

>>89466355
Rude

>>89461422
Very nice!

>>89461422
What materia do you think she would put in her Buster sword?

Wish Lia would wear a Hillary Clinton pants suit when she grows up

Sex symbol

>>89468987
The back of Lia's thigh.

they've never seen a white boy like lia like this

why are Lia's little cheeks so sexy

>>89470573
It's peak

she is literally Lia... let that sink in...

More like a for anal.

>>89474982
exit only

Hi Lia, I hope you're doing well, I'm excited to see what your Sunday Mass stream is about. I know its going to be entertaining.
>fasting
I have advent fasting update, I was feeling slow and lethargic from my lack of eating so I decided for my health I would not follow the strict fasting guidelines anymore. I decided I would eat two cups of food instead of none, Im still hungry but I had to eat. We are "spirit of the law" people as opposed to "letter of the law" people and more important is mental fasting and being pious in our actions, so I choose to eat. In the event that you choose to fast(which I dont recommend for you), remember to listen to your body's health and eat accordingly.

>>89475657
>fasting
Counter point-

>The night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armour of light. Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in chambering and wantonness, not in strife and envying. But put ye on the Kami-Oshi, and make not provision for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne9VKDmA3_E

>>89478681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY6CnR5-pAI

>>89478804
Nice little nightcap.

michibro a cute

Lia love

>>89453186
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xV7r8zm8ZLx04ud2xi3Z_SfP_mkSujl5dlPykBWFoXk/edit?usp=drivesdk feel free to edit
>>89452744
asterisk means it's onesided

>>89478681
sweet dreams sweet boy, mwah mwah mwah~

>>89484736
that ain't a real cat, looks nothing like my cat

would you still love Lia if she is a mouth breather

wake up

>>89490304
Base fire keeper

Just woke up and wish I could sleep for another 4 hours

Wonder what Lia is up to

>>89482600
Real

Woke up missing Michael

I miss Lia

I wonder how big anons dick is

>>89491800
Probably a micro bird

Is femanon a benis snob?

>>89492104
women don't exist

>>89492151
This thread has at least 6 women who lurk. 7 if you include Dizzy who will read this post when she vanity searches her name later hi Dizzy do you know if Lia farts with that ass?

hi dizzy can you breastfeed me?

>>89492258
i thought you were gay

>>89492908
what the fuck

>>89492944
i dont believe you

>>89492984
ok cool. i believe me

>>89493010
but you're mentally ill

>>89493044
nah... shhhhh...

so makinist isn't a homosexual?
i feel scammed

>>89493531
i like titties... and i like em big...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF8yFrvpmlQ

>>89493604

i miss lia

>>89494858
i say "ik-so" but I am 99% sure she intended it to be called "ai-so"

>>89478681
*nibble*

why Lia's coochie so scrunkly

>>89446139
I don't like Lia anymore.
She's lazy, cringe and gay.

>>89446139
I just started liking Lia.
She is funny, cringe, and the cutest.

>>89495499
she's only cringe and gay albeit

>>89495525
she's only funny, cringe, and the cutest. albeit

Lia is a heaven sent a cup angel and a modern day prophet

Twitter recommended me this tweet for some reason, and I have a feeling you guys agree with this person

>>89495938
I have never smelled a girl so IDK

>>89496119
I smelled one once, it was very nice

imagine if lia had a prosthetic leg

>>89494858
well she is gonna have to cope that 3 out of 4 people call her IKSOPOD

>>89495938
inis is right

>>89496702
shut the FUCK up rurumi, you're name is ick-so-pod

After all, Lia is a teen anal sensation

>>89497786
EXIT ONLY

Just keep thinking about Lia

Lia's pussy beef

i miss lia

i miss Lia's beefy pussy

i hope lia streams for 4 hours tomorrow

i hope Miss Lia has a good hair day today

eheeehhhee heeeheee beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0-7Ds79zo

>>89500633
Where do you find such weird finnish tunes?

>>89500860
that one is danish. here's some norwegian (ew) music

>>89500927
forgot the link blame matt pike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm03wqLY3Nc

today is taking soooooooo long holy shit

>>89501187
Enjoy it

>>89501187
haha like my penis

>>89501187
I read this in miss lia’s voice

>>89494858
>>89494983
>>89496702
>>89497139
Bitch? Then spell it correctly? The X is a combination of sounds, it's not just another S

Lia viciously biting me with such a lack of restraint that she tears into my flesh and breaks my bones.

>>89502034
Hot

>>89480878
wait how are you doing auspistce? those require a 3rd

*

>>89502431
i would do unspeakable things to your oshi

>>89502881
that's what you think

I wonder what Lia is up to and why she is being mysterious

>>89503285
Lia is an idol and on an idol schedule

I miss Michael and Dennis

i wanna give michibro sexual favors while the makinst watches

>>89504239
nuh uh

>>89504404
Are you too good to watch a female get a rimjob?

>>89504450
michibro isn't a female. he's my nigga

>>89504497
reps

>>89punishment.
>female
Michibro has a cute little penis.

>>89504569
Who are you quoting

KWAB

I think it is cute when little dork anon deletes posts after an oopsie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rN67kPp5tQ

>>89504842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYp4LnwXx7w
tfw you will never be the shota...

I fucking miss lia :(

>>89504930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYqSDVYXxXw
i wish i was a shota :(

I will wait for Lia

I will hate for Lia

I would lick Hexa and Pafu’s buttholes if Lia wanted me to

why everyone hate Hexa

>>89506219
I like her even if she is a drama magnet
She said if she could collab with anybody at all, it would be Lia and talk about FNAF

>>89506219
fat, fleshposting, nasty, /here/tuber

>>89506524
she likes lia, so that erases strikes against her

>>89506524
Fat girl pussy incredible tho

I miss Lia

>>89506219
She was helping the TVA with getting information from phase and even help them doxx some vtubers.

>>89506930
Idk what that is why should it matter to me

>>89506452
I'll give her credit where it is due. She saw the complaining here about shitting up the chat and started using an alt right away.

I miss lia again

I miss being a neet

>>89507573
it's great. you can get drunk whenever you want

>>89507573
Why now you can afford some Lia stuff hopefully

>>89507723
I come home hurting and tired everyday. I don't have the energy to do anything, and I have to take a nap half the time just to stay up long enough to catch Lia. it is nice having money now, I guess

Cuter than Lia

>>89508230
didn't realize gumis started a colony on planet retard

>>89508230
retarded take

choke tuah and gasp on that thang

>>89508379
Pipe down Faginist

>>89508025
Eff you, wiener breath!

>>89508434
careful there, he's with his gay friends right now. we can make you into a faggot

>>89508434

>>89508493
I think he wants more

>>89508645
More cum? I'm not surprised.

>10

I will bake

I will wait

I will hate

X

Perkeleen homot

new
>>89510988
>>89510988

>>89511274
nice picture

>>89512172
Well I think ff sucks