/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

tenmaballs

I miss my druggie ravewife.
She hasn't posted her schedule, so I've gotta be strong.

deerpits

Phasers are the best livers.

>a ratman fridge
cheesed to meet you!

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 33

>>89446462
>Me when deerpits
Did you see she gorillaed?

I LOVE MY LIACONS
even her normal simps aren't even replying to her tweets now

what is this feeling im having just listening to Muyu?
i have the same feeling from Erina
i dont have jungle fever but damn

That's not a lot of eggs. I usually buy 30 at the time and they last for about a week or two

>>89446484
It's over.

So what sponsor game is Pippa playing that it's 2 days in a row worth?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0VMc6R6ffQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0VMc6R6ffQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0VMc6R6ffQ

>>89446484
...

CRISPY NIGGA

>>89446419
https://litter.catbox.moe/e7jco4.JPG

>>89446339
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (18:00UTC | LIVE | Fridge Review w/ Oli, Layna & Kitanya)
https://www.twitch.tv/oliviamonroe
Muu Muyu (21:00UTC | LIVE | Sword Art Only: Fatal Bullet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0VMc6R6ffQ

SOON
Hakushika Iori (23:00UTC | 1h30m | Members Only: Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/@HakushikaIori/streams

LATER
Dizzy Dokuro (01:00UTC | 3h30m | Dustland)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ0Zxg3Z48Q
Pipkin Pippa (02:00UTC | 4h30m | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-QvKhlXa34
Chisaka Airi (03:00UTC | 5h30m | Flash Games: Stick Wars & Puzzle Bobble)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TD86Dx5-hw
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 7h30m | Strawberry)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlMqdYiJxUg
Kokoromo Memory & Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 15h30m | Mahjong Soul)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kacg3USSyD4

Notes:
>Remi is taking fumo picture submissions for a stream this week https://forms.gle/K5b5NSjvJfgyLDwN8
>Shiina is on guerrilla schedule this week
>Iori is on guerrilla schedule until the end of November

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Erina, Ember, Runie, Saya, Hina, Loki & Clara

>Doomscrolling, but with art

>>89446513
>>89446521
I hate what has happened overtime with Lia...

LAST CHANCE RETARDS

Is becoming parasocial for Rie good for you?

I love Shiina!

>>89446484
>exactly 8:30
Hmm surely she wouldn't put out a scheduled excuse tweet

>>89446534
>thought the Mahjong collab would be in 4 hours
>its in 15
fuck guess I'm sleeping super early today

>>89446514
Is there a Genshin event going on?

If I don't get a Lumi cover of I love ze cheese I will anti

So uh, what happened to Lia in the past year?

>>89446477
I had family stuff to do, I couldn't watch it live

>>89446615
i had to look back at the schedule like 10 times before i realized you meant 15 hours not 15 minutes

>>89446637
Clara would do it.

>>89446625
I don't see anything on their sites or the astra twitter page. Unless they're lazy and incompetent's in updating them

Bros Kitanya is too friggin cute I just wanna squeeze her.

>>89446675
her oshi freed herself from the corpo life and she wants to follow suit

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>89446675

Marriage and seggs with Erina!

cheese and meat+some crackers is really all you need

>>89446547
Shut up Pippa

>>89446677
I likewise couldn't watch live, for i was asleep.

I love Runie
She a cutie

>I've seen food for all of my life
Oli is kinda funny.

>>89446790
this isn't a sexual picture is it?

Pippa should masturbate and eat some food

Not beating the allegations that cheese is all you need to woo women.

I...am a Gumi. And also married

>>89446795
She's hilarious. I love her streams.

>>89446818

>>89446832
No.

>>89446850
>inglehoffer
based

>>89446850
WHORE WHORE WHORE SLUT WHORE

>>89446850
did u submit

awa

I...might be a chud

>>89446850
I... am Aurelius. And you are a whore.

>>89446850
>refrigerated eggs

>>89446850
That's a lot of slop

>>89446878
Is Nasa drunk sleeping or just regular sleeping?
this is very important

>>89446850
there is way too much processed crap in here

>>89446885
These old tomes are full of ancient wisdom.

>>89446850
Looks neat

Jelly should tinkle directly into my mouth

>>89446898
I didn't even know this was happening until I saw her schedule. She barely mentioned it.

>>89446850
bro has 4 horseradishes 4 mustards 4 mayos 4 onions sauces 4 hot sauces and 4 creamers all opened and half-used

>>89446923
>Eggs
>Safe and fresh
They come out of the refrigerated section at the store after all.

>>89446850
You seem like you hoard condiments and sauces and don't use them enough

>>89446923
Who the fuck doesn't refrigerate eggs??
Even the Japanese with their superior eggs put them in the fridge.

>>89446850
Whats in the deli container?

>>89446850
Thats a mentally ill amount of condiments

>>89446850

>>89446850
>liquid egg substitute

>>89446948
No raping!

>>89446923
notto disu shitto agen

>>89446850
this looks like my mom's fridge

>>89446850
Half that shit is probably expired or going bad soon

>>89447045
presumably they don't cook, or don't cook without recipes

>muyu making the smallest loli she can
based

>>89446923
>>89447067

phase girls for this feeling?

>>89446903
>but I'm a chud
>I'm a incel
>what are they doin here
>billions must die
Eimi cover when

>>89446850
Are you Dann of Thursday or something?

>>89446675
Aside from the usual depression. She became a numberfag and new management convinced her to stream in a way to serve the yt algorithm.

>>89447153
Dizzy or Hime

[sad news]
Muyu can't stop laughing. It's a disease.

>>89446675
>So uh, what happened to Lia in the past year?
Stopped taking her meds and burned the fuck down.

>>89447154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QDCfskk1hU
the jew lines are too yab for normalfags

>>89446850
Never seen a fridge so full of shit you can just drink through a straw.

>>89447194
she's laughing to hide the pain

>>89446885
I would just huff the shoe to be honest.

>>89447153
I need a woman like that god damn

Oli NO

>>89447156
You mean Van

I will marry Olivia Monroe

>>89447202
she takes FFXIV pills now

>>89447067

retards

>sees twintails
>uoohhh
based cow

>>89446552
Not at all. She belongs to the streets

What did they mean by this?

>>89447205
You drink horseradish?

>>89447306
Pippa

>>89447326
imagine the blowjobs

>>89447153
Nasa
ifykyk

>>89447065
my wife is on a mega diet and insists the yolks are better for you than the whole egg so I eat regular eggs she eats egg substitute

>>89447326
you can cuck Kirito in this game btw!

>>89446476
she's cute but why is she suck at singing

>>89447271
Van? That Van?

>>89447365
I know, she get's... scary sometimes. My dick still hurts from her last breakdown.

>>89446675
Boyfriend. (Me)
It explains the way she distanced herself from her audience, and doesn't do fan service anymore

>>89447326

>>89447153
What kinda faggot refuses sex?
"Ohhh my sore dick, I'm so tired"
What an uncreative imagination, if you have a woman that horny you should train her in different kinks and fetishes to make the sex a more fun experience.

I'm only getting the fig cause it's your first one. You better get a figma or nendo. No more Mickey Mouse shit Pippa. And none more half assed meme "made to fail" merch like the fucking socks. It's not funny.

>>89447402
Can you also do so with a girl?

>>89447412
poor bastard can't even go raw

>>89446850
I can tell. Your fridge has a feminine touch

>hears loli voice
>UOOHHH
I love this cow

>>89447467
I'm pretty sure you can do so as a female character too

>>89447153
hime you better keep up with her sex drive or else

That's Lumi's

Muyu is such a fucking coomer holy shit

>>89447452
maybe she smells or was bleeding

Everyone is making fun of Gumi fridges bit what does Anons look like?

>>89447501
possibly, but i have some doubt

>>89447501
nah, hers will be super identifiable for a bunch of fancy shit

>>89447331
Back in my poorfag days I would've mixed it with something else but just about everything else I'd drink straight.

Can someone make an audio webm of that noise muyu just made, because holy shit that was funny.

i fapped to that pic jelly fucking a dog again
what the heck man... it's not even that good..

>>89447534
I'm not posting mine because it might show up on stream.

>>89447534
australian...

>>89447400
anon, make her read the ingredient list

>>89447534
It's a mess of expired food

>>89447534
This is all you need because you should just be buying fast food anyways

>>89447534
I'm over stocked and need to clean it out

this is a woman fridge 100%

>>89447568
do it again

>>89447568

>>89446524

kek

>>89447639
It's Layna's fridge.

>>89447662
KEK

>>89447719
friendless! unsocialable!

half of the fridges have almost nothing in them

>>89447631
>Miller lite

That was just mean. Don't laugh like that

>>89447568
How much of a cuck do you have to be to get off to watching a girl not only fuck another male but one of a lower species

>>89447735
that’s normal

>>89447735
Inflation hits hard

Now that I think about it there is only mustard and butter in my fridge since I'm rarely home due to work

Day 1 no Runie

>>89447735
>eggs

>>89447735
Gumi, LMAO

>>89447568
based

>>89447735
>it's a fucking gumi fridge again
Bros...

>>89447735
The fucking timing
>and let's see chat's
>*explosive laughter*

>>89447000
I also have 2 maple syrups. One is real syrup, the other is Aunt Jemima still in the original bottle with the face on the label. Probably won't go bad since it's just flavored corn syrup, but at least I have a bottle that's been discontinued

>>89447735
Just unplug it at this point

>>89447568
can you explain in detail about how you did it

>>89447735
This is how you know it belongs to a man who lives alone.

Lumi is bullying Kitanya...

What's so interesting about fridges that they decided to make an entire stream around them?

>>89447779
Man I hope my fridge gets shown so I can restore the Gumis' reputation.

>>89447568
What picture? That old one? You're right it's really not that good.
How do you even fap to a single picture anyway

>>89447568
Stop gooning. It will only get worse.

I have the same piščančja klobasa in the fridge

Dragons Dogma had the best loli maker I've had the chance to play. Max short loli mage with only slightly taller preteen pawn.

>>89447840
A stacy is establishing dominance

This is Lumi's

>>89447568
were you self inserting as tjhe dog or as jelly

>>89447735
If you live alone food will go bad before you get around to eating it if you're not planning properly.

>this autistic fuck took all the marshmallows out of the lucky charms

SPATS HATE

>>89447937
nta but jelly

>>89447931
Lumi doesn't strike me as a person that eats cereal.

>>89447931
>Lumi
>Milk

Why the fuck do all of you have so many drinks and condiments (and too many eggs) in your fridges?

>>89447931
There's no way Lumi would have that much cereal

>>89447945
You can just buy a bag of lucky charm marshmallows.

>>89447927
Lumi should bully Kitanya into having sex with her.

>>89447964
this is the objectively correct answer

>>89447942
True. Cooking for one is hard.

can't you just buy the marshmallows separately in another box?

>>89446542
same desu. I can't blame her for wanting to move to Japan etc but even that seems questionable in the long term. if she put in the effort & stopped trying to be a disgusting normalfag, she would 100% be super successful

>>89447795
please for the love of god make your own baked beans or burger sauce or potato salad or something to go through all that shit

>>89447641
i guess there are two. i wish there were more though

>>89447752
it's not a cuck thing okay, a girl like jelly being horny enough to have sex with an animal is just really hot for some reason

>>89447857
there's a newer one? I only have the impregnation one and the blowjob one, pls share

>>89447864
this is probably an improvement over what i used to fap to believe it or not

Meatmaxing

>>89447931
It isn't. It's a Layna watcher (married)

>>89447994
You can?

>>89448048
is this Jelly's fridge?

>>89447931
Lumi would cry and vomit if she had to eat peasant store brand cereal

>>89447991
It's not a yolk, eggs are good for you.

>>89447991
>too many eggs
No such thing. I wash them so they last longer

>>89448043
can you explain in detail about what you do when you fap?

>>89448043
>it's not a cuck thing okay
>for some reason
The reason being that you're a cuck

>>89448048
would

>>89447991
>and too many eggs
For when I have a female over.

>>89447513
Yes, this is known

>>89448048
Needs more meat

>>89448048
>Michiru's freezer

>>89448068
>is this Jelly's fridge?
>A Gumi
Could be LOL

>>89448048
That's Michiru's

>>89448048
So this is where all the food from other Gumis' fridges are at.

I can't stop thinking about how Remi flat out said "I don't want to talk to males" and shut down Pippa's idea. It was simultaneously very awkward and cringe yet very sweet.
I've never actually seen that happen so directly before, a vtuber in a collab just flat out tell someone else "stop, I don't males" in a non-jokey way.

>>89448104
yes i agree do this

>>89447991
>too many eggs
$0Y guzzling beta cuck skinnyfat bugman

>>89448068
She wishes

>>89448048
this is mine

>>89448161
It's known knowledge Wemi doesn't like it, was pretty bad of Pippa to even suggest the open lobbies knowing that

>>89448161
sounds based
why is pippa entertaining the idea of m*les?

>>89448161
Post clip

>>89448161
>>89448207
based Wemi

>>89448111
nta but by that logic any non pov porn is cuck porn

>>89448161
Honestly it was kinda rude to Tenma and Pippa.

>>89448221
Like most pink women, Pippa is a male collaber, and wants more of the company to be like her

>>89448266
yeah it is that’s why i only watch solo male porn

>>89448289
this. pippa is LE BAD. wake up sheeple before she drags phase down with her!!!

>>89447534
I keep it simple.

>>89448309
Got any suggstions?

>>89448157
kek

>>89448309
LOL
Dumb

>>89448161
>very awkward and cringe
On Pippa's part yeah

>>89448334
no not currently

>>89448275
deal with it

>gumi again

>>89448289
that sounds terrible
>>89448321
this but unironically

>>89448043
hypothetically if there was going to be another jelly dog pic made what would you want?

>>89448161
she does that when chat acts up too, no woman moment just direct action

>>89448397
this one was definitely set up like that deliberately, it's not their normal fridge

>>89448266
You give him too much credit, even POV porn is cuck porn because it's not you. Would watching some guy fuck your wife via his gopro be fine because you can self-insert?

>>89448275
good

Are Gumis okay...?

Will we see more faggotry from him tonight?

>>89448161
tenma and pippa called out

>>89448454
>2276
>the first colonists of mars have to fuck their wives via CSGO mod that directs a guy through his Tesla brain implant at 4000 ping

>>89448266
it is. It gets easier to see once you get into AI

>>89448396
What is Remi doing?

I should've put a dead body in my fridge and sent that in since apparently we're all sending in joke pictures.

>>89448463
no :(

>Wemi is strong enough to say 'NO MALES' to Pippa and Tenma and it works

>>89448104
>>89448162
i edge until if i find something that feels like it would make me coom the hardest. why is that different from what you do?

>>89448266
>>89448454
this is kind of true but do any of you actually follow through with it and only fap to solo stuff?

still waiting on that pic btw

>>89448415
NTA but naizuri

>>89448566
The pippussy

I’m a pornsick incel faggot

My fridge:
>chicken
>steak
>eggs
>butter
>carrots
>parm wedge
>coke

I've commissioned art for the first time ever

>>89448466
It's jl7/archivefag, of course we will see more

>>89448463
I haven't been okay since 2018 when my grandma fell and I had to pause my life to take care of her. Didn't really get back on track since.

>>89448620
>bitten banana
>fucking waffles

>>89448620
What's behind the "DO NOT OPEN"?

>>89448573
It would've been good :)

>>89448597
There's only the two pics, that's why I asked for suggestions in this post >>89448415

>>89448597
wanted to imagine you cuming really hard and it getting on your tummy

>>89448620
maxi king is so good. I should buy some

>>89448629
of what?

>>89448553
Based retard.

>Juna got a boob job
Did fish pay for it? She should phase in to my bed.

>>89448629
what did you comm?

>They bit the banana just for this picture

>>89448681
Don't ask

Boo!

>>89448415
nta but drugged/hypnotized empty eyes leglock impregnation rape pretty please

>>89448596
And God rewarded her with being unstoppable at Liar’s game.

Your general is as shit as your company.

>>89448714
>>89448701
Lisa in a 1950s housewife dress

>>89448706
huh???????

>>89448732
Ah!

>>89448757
thanks, we try our best

>>89448757
seething?

>>89448757
thanks

>>89446900
Checked! Good job on this banger BGM jelly!

>>89448757
oh , stop it, we are not that good

Lumi's

>>89448759
So... why are you telling us??
>>89442992

>Joke about having weed in Twitter
>Now Lisa is spamming me DMs
What I should do anons?

>>89448827
>2 LED strips
bourgeois

>>89448827
>>89448836
yeah this one's hers, she's oddly quiet

>>89448827
>>89448836
Raos pasta sauce is pricey as fuck, its Lumis

>>89448827
>>89448836
why would Lumi need such a big fridge if she doesn't eat that much?

>>89448852
this

>Lumi has oatmilk in her fridge
ewww sneed oil filled milk substitutes

What should I put in my fridge to impress women?

>>89448894
she has a WHORE roommate

>>89448266
Hello retard. Of course it is
>>89448309
Based

https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr
>https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/485020-ytbetter-enable-rewind-dvr

>>89448894
Because I eat a lot

>>89448852
I don't like this meme

>>89448827
>no visible meat
>no rum
>oat milk
I'm gonna anti.

>>89448894
looks normal?

>vegan gummy bears in the fridge

>>89448894
stop noticing

>>89448912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM

>>89448836
>>89448827
It's funny how as soon as a nice, organized fridge with healthy stuff in it it's obvious it's a woman's and probably one of the girls

>>89447405
>why is she suck

>>89448466
>>89448635
>um... /pcg/? /pcg/? p-p-please, please talk about xalabussy. P-p-please, please talk about archivefag-
SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Why are you so much intoxicated by fucking jannies, what the fuck is wrong with you? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS you fucking JANNY LOVER! You fucking KEK! You're fucking gay no matter how much you justify it no matter how much your chinese janny that you are schizoposting from discord has banned you from everywhere - Youtube, Kick and Twitch - YOU'RE STILL A FUCKING FAGGOT NEVER FORGET THAT!!

>>89448415
One of those technically SFW but heavily implied images with Jelly in nothing but an oversized tshirt with "I <3 dogs" written on it looking disheveled and out of breath with liquid on her thighs and a big dog next to her looking smug

>>89448852
Go have some fun
Remember, not more than half an ounce at a time - make her work for it

>>89448836
Is that bread? She keeps bread in the fridge?

>>89448894
Stop asking questions

Moo

>>89448991
based

>Lumi immediatly addresses where her fridge is so stocked

hi Lumi

>>89448852
What a weed slut

>>89448894
It's mostly sauces and liquids, little food.

>>89449016
post the ring

>>89448991
Holy based

Do you guys forget Lumi lives with a literal whore?

Hey big boy ~

>>89449007
It keeps longer, if you don't eat a lot of it

>>89449028
It's not like she's said exactly that a million times before or anything.

>>89448691
oh sorry i missed that
probably similar to the impregnation one just with her being fully knotted and maybe her legs buckling more to show how hard she's cumming
>>89448604 would also be hot though

>>89448695
that's gross dude. sorry to ruin your fantasy but i only cum into tissues

>>89448981
I as a man see that fridge more empty that only having eggs

>>89448894
Women spend money they don't need to a lot, they are known for this.

Must. Correct.

>>89449064
she lives alone and hasn't had a roommate since before she started streaming

why are you putting the creatine and protein powder in the fridge?

Prove that you know vtubers by saying who this is.

>>89448913
In the vtuber sense

>>89449121
She moved in with Nekrolina

>>89449087
can i see the tissues?

Lumi should get her milk from my dick then I'll pat her on the head and choke her and split her pussy with said dick.

>>89449140
You don't?

>>89449155
hmmmm...
I bet Nekrolina is under Lumi's desk right now...

>>89449087
do you have a cute penis?

>>89449143
saya

Lumi why do you think guys who can't cook are attracted to you, idiot.

>>89449178
She already gets that treatment from me.

>>89449166
>>89449203
leave him alone he is clearly not interested

>>89449190
why would you

I want to pin down Michiru and force her to eat her veggies

>my fridge didn't make it in
I'm sad.

>>89449195
Cat sex

>>89449028
>where her fridge
In the kitchen?

>>89449252
I just want to see the tissues he used

>>89449285
I will make into the fridge and steal your protein milk!

>Muyu made her username Patrick Bateman once
>During a meetup, while wearing a Gawr Gura hood, she had to introduce herself as "I... I'm Patrick Bateman"

how are gumis going to fix their reputation after this stream

>>89449293
HOLY

>>89449016
I don't see whatever I'm supposed to be noticing here.

>>89449087
like xray? It's hard to show full knotting otherwise. I also liked the aftersex in the big tshirt idea the other anon said

this was my submission, guess it wasn't included because it doesn't fit the guessing game, thoughts?

>>89449278
It just makes sense? You open the fridge, you take what you need right there. You don't have to go all over the place and take piece by piece like it's a side quest. You just open the fridge and it's there.

>>89449326
95% of gumis can never give Lumi shit about her eating habits ever again.

>>89449051
ring of what?

>>89449155
Nskrolina lives in Europe

>>89449364
>eggs and flower
You "people" are extremely retarded.

>>89449324
based

>>89449326
We're alcoholics with no real drive or motivation. The only light in our life is a loud blonde woman constantly shouting slurs in our ears.
Or maybe I'm just projecting.

>>89449364
>powder
Oji-san... they have pills for that now

>>89448161
Based. But also she's probably still reeling from that wrestling thing.

>>89449326
Not fixable yet aware, that's all there is to it

Here's my gumi fridge I guess

>>89448415
jelly absolutely dominating the shit out of a poor defenseless puppy

>>89449326
My fridge was too reflective so I gave up submitting. I will redeem us at the next event.

>>89449425
>>89449444
it's whey and creatine

>>89449358
Speaking of x-rays I discovered a while back that some image generators can do x-rays even on realistic people. It's kinda funny on realistic images.

>>89449358
nta but i also agree you shoud do that one

>>89449447
>wrestling thing
Why'd you have to remind me of that? Wemi didn't deserve that shit...

>>89449364
The whole point of the stream was to look at real fridges, you're just being an attention seeking slut by even submitting that and wasting everyones time.

>>89447516
As good as pussy getting non-virgin blood on my dick is gross

>>89448566
Asserting dominance.

>>89449447
>>89449507
>wrestling
You guys told me it went fine

>>89449364
Why are you illiterate?

>>89448988
Shut up Jl7

>>89449466
what a fuckin...married fellow. Congrats

The ratio of drinks to food in every fridge shown has been 4 to 1, what the fuck.

>>89448757

>>89449515
NTA but that's idiotic, I submitted my meme fridge once and the chuubas absolutely lost it

>>89449466
OK fed

The tragedy of oli is shes a girly girl whore who knows her way around a cock but shes a whore who knows her way around a cock

>>89449538
some 'fans' gave her a lot of shit for it

>>89448161
Thanks for saving the collab, Wemi

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE OLI
RATE THE KITANYA
RATE THE LAYNA
RATE THE FRIDGES
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE STREAM

>>89448415
Make the dog Pico, Jelly taking the full knot & have an after shot of them being stuck with impregnation Xray

I've been feeling ugly for days

>>89449572
But I'm single....

>>89449466
Flip the french bread so it's not upside down

>>89449466

>>89449466
Another chobani enjoyer I see

>>89449610
I am in love with Olivia Monroe