/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

MY knife

Gurass

>>89189725
SNIFFFFF

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>89189682
>knife
Maybe Gawr is more your type.

MY spoon

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Day 40! Give it up for day 40!

>>89189778
>*Le touché*

>>89189641
MY DICK

>>89189905
HIS DICK

And my axe!!!

MY Gurandma.gif

>>89189859
samen

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!!!

MY Gurandma.gif

Sex with a fembud.

>oooh weee ooohh i look just like Tyler Perry
>oh oh - and you look like Tyler Perry more
>i don’t care what they say about us anyway
>i don’t care about that!

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>89190078
I saw that you forgot your image. Now you will live with this shame forever.

Surprised y'all aren't talking more about the fact that Dooby straight up implied that Gura will be joining her soon.
The writing is literally on the wall

>>89190343
>*Lo touchõ*

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>89190372
Everyone already talked about that and went through the loops.
I assume you want them to do it again?

>>89190523
Never reply to a posts with "y'all"

>>89190582
Watch this.
>>89190372
Ame as Dooby merely implied that she might collab with Gura as Gura. Showing shark bait only means a possibility, and it will only catch sharks, which is what Gura is.

>>89190697
Chumbie why did you do that

>>89190751
You’re not speaking to a chumbie…

>>89190751
>>89190832
Y'all are not chumbies.

>>89190832

What do I do when my dumb daughterwife looks at me like this?

>>89190879
C’mere you

>>89190989
Bend over for her dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>89190989
That’s the face she makes when she shits herself but you haven’t been hit by the fumes yet

>>89191015
Thank you kissybud

I think my dog is a schizo

>>89191872
Something ain’t right with that boy

>>89192046
He keeps barking at things that aren't even there. I swear my house must be haunted and he senses it. I do live near an old graveyard and I did have a somewhat paranormal experience years ago.
Maybe I'm the schizo here...

Baguraette honhonhon

For King and Cunny!

really enjoyed the last stream

will Gurer be late and gay for her stream again today?

>>89193606
gay is a given, but you can't be late for something that doesn't happen

I'm quite interested in Elin. Seems like a game I can pour hundreds of hours in

>>89193968
All I can think about when I see the word elin is that one race from Tera with the thick thighs.

>>89194258
I thought that too, I've never even heard of that game.
On that note, I'm also looking for a fun game that I can get immersed into while also doing things on another screen.

YOU WANT ME TO STREAM? I ALREADY HAVE BEEN! I'M SECRETLY A 2VIEW IN A SMALL CORNER OF THE INTERNET! YOU CAN SEE ME IN ALL OF MY GLORY! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND ME!

MY wife

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

I just got back from my food run. Got wendys and a pumpkin smoobie

>>89195648
I never had a pumpkin smoothie before. Is it good?

Nothing at all

>>89195711
If you like pumpkin flavor things, then yes! I usually get the strawberry peanut butter smoothie, but tis the season and all!

>>89189872
Fuck grim

>>89192408
Can you elaborate on your ghost encounter? I’m a sucker for a good ghost story…

>>89193325

>>89193400
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>89196068
There's not much of a story. It's just one night while playing video games in my room on mute I heard a voice whispering in my ear for a second, I don't know what it said but it left enough of an impact on me that I was scared to sleep in my own home for like a year.
I don't truly believe ghosts are real, but sometimes I think they possibly could be and that scares me.

>>89196967
I love s’ghetti!

So what are the chumbies up to tonight?

>>89197556
My order of buldak is coming in tonight. I'll eat that and then play some video games

>>89197556
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>89189641
My harddrive ded yesterday. All her member exclusive stuff and archive gone 4ever. My soul is so empty rn

>>89197200
I think it was just my tired mind that was playing tricks on me. I was probably caught between sleeping, dreaming and reality. But that moment really stuck with me.

>>89197200
Woahh…I wonder what the whisper said…maybe it was a ghost just trying to be nice
Personally for me, I think I’m too stupid to be scared of ghost. Like if a ghost truly tried to haunt me, I would simply interpret it as something else, not realizing it’s a vengeful spirit.

>>89197751
RIP. You can recover it if you try archives exist

>>89197751
No backups lol.

>>89197278

>>89197556
playing more Rimworld, I got a captured Revenant that keeps escaping a lot somehow recently, even though my containment strength is more than enough

>>89198086

>>89197556
I had a manic urge to play video games, but now that I’m sitting at my computer, I just want to crawl back under my sheets and go to sleep.

>>89198175
Look at that cheek. Perfect for goosing

I don't think ghosts are actually real they are created from human minds which aren't as smart as they want to be... but what if ghosts are real? We still don't have absolute proof that they are not.

>>89198427
Hmmmm. I think ghosts could be real. Like a traumatic event happening in a room, that room is now “stained” with that bad moment, and forevermore will carry that burden.

Ghosts might be interdimensional time travelling beings, memories mostly, of people from other times.

>bUrGEr kING fOOt LeTTuce

>>89198031
I don't even have the cry shrimp emoji to reply to this

>>89197939
No one archived the 19/2/23 karaoke except ptsd but his channel gone

>>89199052
I guarantee you someone in this thread or on this board has it

>>89198427
then someone would have found a way to weaponize and/or monetize them (and I don't mean by making merch, movies, games etc)

Damnit I'm starting to believe that ghosts are real again. It's the fact that we as humans aren't that smart as a species, we still have so so much to see. Our understanding of the universe is entry level at best.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>89199052
what was it called?

>>89199498
>*Li touchí*

Wife soon?

Knife spoon!!!

I love talking about silly things like the universe with chumbies, it's almost like I have friends.

I got a lot more appreciation for Pearl Jam once I saw what the singer looked like. Always thought it was some old man singing, but it was really just a kid.

>unseen for weeks
>active on RM so active online
>deliberately pulls something no other talent in cover ever has
>art tag flooded with crossover art, discussion spaces flooded with assumptions she's leaving and anxiety over it
What even is the cope here? She had no idea>she immediately fucked off from both her accounts where algo would spam her with discussion about "Gura Leaving"> she doesn't know? Or is it "she doesn't care" to assure her fans all is alright?

>>89199931
We are friends. Not in the traditional sense, but we care for each other and talk to each other about the good and bad things in our lives. This is exactly what friends do, and is more than what a stranger ever could do.

>>89199931
same

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>89200008
I really liked the JoJo episode with Pearl Jam, it's a super cool ability to heal seemingly anything by infusing food with it, even though the healing process is quite graphic

>>89200376
Yes I am monsieur

>>89200376

Pathetic losers using this place as their discord

Fun fact:
Gura's chest is so flat that the average male has larger breasts than her!

>>89202451
That's hot.

>>89199558
The one with bright background, she sang eideweiss and a few song of sound of music in atlantis outfit

>>89202654
The thought of manboobs isn't very hot...

Do you think she was dressed as a Christmas tree like a lot of autists for a play. I just remembered that this happened to me as a small child. I'm not diagnosed, but I think I might be a little special.

>>89202949
I was talking about Gura's tiny flat chest being hot.

I'm sorry, I know you chumbies don't want to hear it, but Gura is spiritually a nigger

>>89203175
Think it would depend on if the school did plays like that. The school I went to never did anything like those plays so I ended up avoiding playing the tree.

>>89202949
Gura with manboobs is pretty hot..

>>89202788
are you sure it was in 2023? because I found one that matches your description and date but from 2022

>>89204417 (me)
also because in feb 2023 she was in japan and only did the lower register karaoke

Gura content lost in the void because chumbies are a slowly dying breed.

https://x.com/superfabn2/status/1855394497095774536

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>89199052
But I do have that one, chumbie?

>>89203730
I was made a tree costume for a play that I had no part in other than being a tree. I had to awkwardly waddle through town in a suit made of construction paper or something by my mom's friend to the church while getting complimented about how cute I was.
I was a little boy, a toddler, yet I never felt so shameful as a man.
Trauma is so specific and will follow you forever.

My youtube account broke today, now every video just says "video unavailable this content isn't available."
I can still chat, comment, access member content, just no videos, at all.
Looks like it's a crapshoot as to whether or not it will ever work again, even pestering youtube 'support'.

>>89197556
Just finished playing Age of Wonders 4 with friends.

Did anyone see the Gura gill penetration protruding out of mouth NSFW art? He drew a SFW version but then I saw he drew a naked version then a gill penetration version

>>89205799
Are you using some adblock of some kind?

>>89206077
Network level and browser extension, yes, but it only affects this account, not any other account on my network using the same browser and adblocker. If I log out or change accounts, I can view videos fine.

>>89206306
Have you tried disabling all forms of adblock and checking to see if anything changes? I had this issue over a year ago as well, and clearing my cookies fixed it somehow.

>>89204988
Sorry you had to go through that bud.

>>89196228
La basé

Off, once again, to the nightshift

didn't read
I LOVE GURA!!

https://x.com/caloart30/status/1854332795604127951
shark dick

>>89206997
stay safe

>>89206997
good luck

>>89206997
goob luck chumbie

>>89209457
This might be the only booba Gura image I've seen that I actually like.

goob night

>>89209802
nini

Gura gonna get 1 more stream in this year just so she can get over 100 hours lmao, can't make it even more blatant fucking bitch

So when's the next stream, she skipped anniversary and Halloween. Surely she'll stream for xmas right

New gen debuted, so that must mean Gura will stream this month to overlap their 1 month

>>89210345
retard, that only applies to EN's who stream in her time slot and even that is unlikely now

I hope people stop posting art that makes Gura look like a little cum slut. Gura is a cute shark idol that only deserves love and headpats.

>>89210268
lol, she'll be too busy with "family" for Christmas as usual

>>89204496
Yes, it's from 2022. Wow someone actually archived it

>>89210777
Go back

>>89211610
Seethe because I'm right

>>89211635
You've never proven anything. Cope harder, retard lol.

>>89210268
The only guaranteed stream each year seems to be valentine's which by now seems performative to me. Like I don't really feel a romantic connection to a woman that shows up like, 20 times a year max.

>>89210268
I'm getting hyped for the yearly Christmas hiatus announcement

Weakbuds are disgustang

>>89212639
Kek
>>89212127
Point me to the Christmas streams from the last two years if you want to prove me wrong

Looks I up finally the last true chumbud left yet again. The only other person here is some random schizo rocking back and forth in the corner over there and it's in no shape to stop me. Now to just sit upon my plastic throne and claim Gura as my daughterwife.

>>89212976
Fucking cringe

>>89211312
https://gofile.io/d/8dB5dH

>>89213225 (me)
I got it in higher resolution but I encoded it wrong so I'll have to redo it later

>>89206423
Yup; tried disabling adblocker, using cellular (without adblock), clearing cookies, nothing helps. Affects every device, every OS platform.
actually it just started working again on all my devices, even ones I did no troubleshooting on (that were affected), very strange.

>>89212976
I made this post

>>89212976
Not so fast, shit biscuit
Goob is eternally mine

>>89212969
You are the accusatory party you stupid ape. Point to me the evidence where she spent a Christmas where it wasn't her family. God you're so dumb you might be underage.

Stop picking on her

>>89213761
I want to pick her nose

>>89213613
I said family though, are you illiterate?

Friendly reminder that your oshi is a faggot

>>89215008
yeah she's late and gay again

Bjorn really going through it

>>89215942
Hope that Twitter fag ends it

>>89215942
QRD?

>>89215942
Just checked and besides missing her he seems fine. Did I miss something?

>>89216017
phoneposters are in no position to wish death on anyone else, mister autocorrect capitalization

>>89207469
>>89207573
>>89208150
chuchu~

>>89217127
>turn off autocorrect
what now bitch

goobnight
i love gura

>>89204839
I expelled semen from my penis while looking at this picture

>>89217308
sharkdreams

>>89213225
I added the higher res version

>>89217127
Get off this website Bjorn

Gura is only good for penis scrubbing and breeding T u T

>>89219083
F A T

our guys:
Bjoarn
Starcruiser
Fireblaze
Dudul
Etchy Sketchy
Jason
Wings

>>89218778
I like how many artists paint her toenails blue, it's like an unspoken agreement

>>89219457
Go back

>>89219457
all me

>>89219457
mein fuhrer... fireblaze is...

Nighty night chumbabooies

>>89219568
qrd? doesn't he just make timestamps for all holos?

>>89219678
sorry i got fireholder and fireblaze mixed up.

>>89219457
All those are beta fags. Fuck off

>>89220287
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Gura, I'm gonna need that cunny of yours.

>>89221510
This. So much this.

>>89221510
Just go masturbate or something. I won't allow you to touch her pristine cunny.

>>89221803
it's not been pristine for a while... not since I took the plunge

>>89216510
no he’s just been a lot more frequent and the yesbud days are long gone

>>89220287
If she was literally in a coma and it looked like this I would watch it 24/7. You really can’t be mad at something as cute as her.

>>89222976
Oyasame

drenched in Goob pee

>>89223370
yeah, me

>>89222904
even most delusional yesbuds are dropping like flies

>>89223370
This. So much this.

>>89218430
thanks a lot. If other archive places still stand I can get most of the stuff

>>89215942
He is so flakey. Fuck him.
If you don't know what it is already you cant be saved. I guard my heart now. If that means it goes untended and dies so be it.

I'm out of the loop did something happen recently? I don't feel like reading this.

>>89224724
ITS FUCKING OVER

>>89224724
just schizo ramblings

>>89222976
Sharkdreams

>>89222976
Sleep tight buddy

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>89226677
That's my onahole you are holding

Well at least we should get a tweet tomorrow...

Finishing silent hill 2 really got me thinking about my dead wife

>>89228948
sex with a shark

Dead thread, silent chuuba, I'm posting this because nothing matters

>>89219457
Think Jason is pretty committed to Rye nowadays.

Another nightshift another dollar

The world is healing

Time for sleep

dino mornin'

>>89228954
>I don't look like a, uh... ghost, do I?

>>89231177
Goob nite

>>89230610
based

>>89189872
Been taking a break from vtubing with all the recent events.
Check on this specifically to see if she's come back.

>>89230593
No way he's that much of a cuck after how she went out on the other channel.

I miss my wife and no I will not aim better next time

>>89231975
The basedest

Goob morning

This whore deserves the worst

remember that one time a chumbie got into fortnite. i just thought about that

goob mornin
goob night

Goob morning retards

What if Gura becomes the new "Minister of Propaganda" of the new administration?

>>89215942
This is him right now

>>89237254
What a little whore

>>89237216
We would finally have world peace...

>>89237216
I would become the new "Chief of Sexually Bullying the Minister of Propaganda" T u T

>>89237850

>>89237972
Her body, my choice to bully T u T

ok gura, it's time to tweet the merch again

>>89238316

This is gura's wife btw

Gura should be forced to suck off all her male members as an apology for the ghosting

>>89238373
What about her female members?

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>89238373
>He didn't watch the dick sucking asmr

>>89238542
Female members will be given the appropriate magical potions to participate.

Guys can you please shut the frick up I’m still trying to sleep

>>89239244

lol

>>89239648
Any plans for this sunday falseflagger anon?

doumou
chame dechu~~~~~

What is even the point anymore if this is how it's always going to be?
I don't understand why she hates this job and her fans so much. There's no explanation that makes sense. Even if the people saying she stopped streaming to spend all her time with a boyfriend or something are right, why abandon everything? Why give up on everything she's done in the past four years? The only explanation is that she hates it and she hates us.

I picked up Elin and I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. Fun game though

>>89241381
>Elin
>explain like I'm ni-
???

I'm gonna nominate chumbies as the most dedicated fanbase again this year
You're welcome

>>89241381
Glad fairy wizards are still just as busted in Elin as they are in Elona.

>>89241567
Thank you, it's accurate. Everyone knows we deserve that win.

>>89241290
No shit but yesbuds will keep burying their head in the sand

>>89241381
it is really addicting but it's one of those games you need to play with the wiki open
my goob paladin is doing good

>>89241740
ew she's so large

>>89241787
i'm too scared to hack my save file to make her shorter

So what are the chumbies plans for today?

>>89242372
I'm going to spend the day trying to figure out Elin

>>89242372
Got my leaves raked
So now I'll lift and play Elin I guess

>>89242372
I'm going to wash dishes and watch youtube

>>89239648
Enjoy your oshi lusting over Niji's cock, grem

>>89189872
can we go a full 6 months without a stream? I wonder

>>89242372
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>Try watch someone else in Holo EN
>Oh my oshi is missing still
>Go do something else cause feels bad
Damn. At least I can still separate the JPs

are you behaving in here misters?

>>89244397
Lately I've been watching my favorite fleshstreamer.

I deserve this

>>89241290
Why is she trying to poach us to her RM if she hates us so much?

>>89244666
>Satan trips
AIIIIEEEEEE
HELP

>>89244397
Same. I have absolutely nothing against any of the other girls. But my desire to watch streams while she's away basically drops to zero unless it's something really interesting. At least I still got work, games, and anime to distract myself.

>>89244786
She is directing viewers from her RM to Gura though?

I would chalk up her recent stunt to either menhera moment or shitposting if not for the fact that she's been following new artists for several months(some even followed her back so you know they're communicating) and that deeply suspicious &, on top of other minor hints. I really can't see this being anything else other than her planning on going the same route as Ame.

>>89244874
Cope. Just admit you got out trolled by the OG shitposter.

>>89244874
tards don't know that & means background process

>>89244842
HER's followers had a massive increase after that.

>>89244982
That & signifies she's only a fan of Gura and no one else. Which means she puts Gura above everything else, and won't be going anywhere.

>>89245053
That's mighty fine cope

>>89245044
You are mixing intention with results. Not that you even know her intentions anyway.
>>89245084
Cope harder.

>>89245107
yeah she won't be going anywhere that's why she hasnt done shit for 40 days lol

>>89245170
She's done this before and didn't go anywhere back then lol.

>>89244920
So by your logic she started setting up this epic troll way back in spring after Ame told her she's leaving? For what purpose exactly?

>>89245237
To troll you obviously, retard.

>>89245201
she didn't follow artists and riggers on her other account before

>>89245237
She's le epic troller but also too sick to give any updates pls andastand

>>89245277
Next you're gonna say she's going to join HoloID because she followed Risu.

>>89245053
If that was true there wouldn't be an & there. She's obviously planning on putting something after it. Are you stupid?
>>89245329
She followed Risu before Hololive, retard.

It's always around this time...

>>89245360
No, the & is there to troll people into thinking there'd be more when there is nothing. Are you stupid?

>>89245404
yep

>>89245404
Mad that it isn't the same shitty blog posts? Get a discord

>>89245408
What are you basing this on exactly? That's like saying that sky is actually green and the fact that it's blue is just psyop trolling or something. Are you retarded?

>>89245404
Sorry I just got up

>>89245349
I want to drag my tongue across her forehead.

>>89245404
Eurotards would rather anti Kiara and talk about Gura than watch Justice

>>89245568
And what are you basing your claims on? You are basically putting words in Gura's mouth.

Don't forget Dooby's recent implication. There are too many signs out there for it all to be just some coincidence.

>>89245649
Dooby showed shark bait, which means there is only a possibility of her collabing with Gura, but as Gura and nothing else. Shark bait can only catch sharks after all.

>>89245649
Only the blindest chumbie isn't noticing the signs

>>89245623
Give me a reason to watch Justice.

i wonder...

>>89245633
She put & there for a reason. You can't just call everything some red herring mega high iq triple layered troll.

>>89245693
Only the most schizo of tourists and feistybuds are seeing signs that aren't there.

>>89245683
Her new persona will also be a shark, checkmate autists.

>>89245730
She put the & there to show there is no one else she is a fan of. That's why there is nothing after it. Stay mad that you got trolled by the master baiter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeXh-L3Ggtk

>>89245772
So is she going to be a shark, a sunflower, or what? Make up your mind schizos.

>>89086317
Like I've said before, December 7 is the date (kinda grim ngl). Occupy yourself until then

>>89245733
Mad cope

>>89245053
This is genuinely refined copium. "Gura is assuring us she's here to stay not by stating it on her Gura account but by implying (if you squint) on her private account". How does this not sound like pure copium to you?

>>89245777
As I said if it was true then there wouldn't be a need for & in the first place.

booba huhaha

>>89245967
>>89245986
Cope
>>89246037
To troll shitposters like you who think she's getting ready to advertise a reincarnation retard.

>>89245829
She'll be a dolphin, Debbie the Dolphin.

>>89242372
I'm going to eat more buldak later

>>89246090
So she started following artists several months ago just to troll shitposters who didn't even exist back then because nobody knew about Aqua and Ame yet?

>>89246090
So she has time to troll but not to update us as gura? Your narrative makes her look like a horrible person

Is there actually more than one idiot who subscribes to "she's trolling!" theory?

>>89235710
>>89237850
>>89238215

I didn't know there was a sexo option in Elin. My dude stuck his pp in another guy for money

>>89246209
What's in the box?

>>89246258
feet pics

>>89246146
She also said she'd wait for Ame to come back to Hololive.
>>89246164
She already updated her fans through pic related.

>>89242372
playing more Rimworld, then training arms and back

>>89245404
Really consistant too.

>>89246256
I thought they were literally going to watch the clouds...

>>89246256
Lol u gay

>>89246049
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>89246289
She also very strongly implied that she's gonna be able to play Muse Dash on stream soon which is impossible in Hololive since they're never getting those perms back.

>>89246500
How is that impossible in Hololive when you just have to stream on that chinese website like those HoloID members did for chink gachashit?

>>89246579
You are retarded.

>>89246653
no u

Stop calling each other retarded. It’s tearing this family apart

Please call me a retard.

>>89246843
Chumbabooey

Remember buds. The only thing phasefags, brownvtm, sisters, and kiwifags fear more than anything else is cunny.

Hungy

>>89246186
She's getting a sololive. What intern-kun said was real (hell, he even foresaw Mel's termination there), she was close to announcing it, as for Mio, she even announced her album in preparation back in October 2023. Then it got delayed for both them, but the "senpai first" thing is still there. This narrative overrides your silly ideas

>>89247252
December - February aka "after Mio's anniversary"

Wonder how the goutbud is doing? Hopefully that's not what is is. Gout sucks ass.

The more days that go by and nothing happens, the stupider and stupider these schizos look.

>>89247535
damn brat needs immediate correction...

Gura cute

Gura ugly