/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

>>88992274
SNIFFFFF

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Day 37! Give it up for day 37!

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

So basically she is cute and my wife.

So basically she is my Gurandma.

MY wife

So basically she is ugly.

howdy

>>88992853

>>88992813
MY post

I cooked some baked chicken tonight.

>>88990020
>So why are we against her going indie and joining Dooby exactly?
Because I enjoy hololive and the other holo girls talkin to/about her and her talking to/about them.
Because I think her current character design is quite nice.
Because merch and sponsorship opportunities will be dryer. Because concerts will never happen again (real concerts not "scuffed 3d at some con" like indies try to brag about).
Because her artists will dwindle, especially with how many of them are japanese. Less art, fewer (if any) good animations.
Because I fear her new collab partners would be ecelebs and retarded twitch thots, dragging her into drama or bad content mires.

All of this for the extremely, dubiously flimsy possibility of "she might stream more" and "she'll stream what she wants 100% of the time" even though cover's perms aren't THAT restrictive, even though they suck. If Gura goes indie she'll fade into nothingness. I doubt when she decides to fuck off from the internet she'll even say goodbye, just like she didn't the last time.

I require a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

>>88993654
No holo girl ever talks about Gura so what’s the difference?

>>88993640
a whole chicken?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

https://x.com/superfabn2/status/1854297089129488781
goob night

>>88992413
>*Le touché*

>>88994368
Nighty night buddy

Im fuggin sick as shid and I don have any pepa bizmul

>>88994368
are you a yuro or is your sleep schedule weird?

>>88994338
>*Lo touchõ*

where are the gallons

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>>88994570
Chumbie you can’t just ask somebody if their European…it’s rude

https://youtu.be/x8yhB0c9GZs?t=5849
>"what do you mean a sololive?" "It's a future thing"
https://youtu.be/VRH7VPsL_u8
>Suisei confirmed the Hololive countdown live is happening as per usual
https://x.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1839382400251625763
>Kaela went to Japan to record her portion and met with Gura
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5Bhd1xNluek
>Gura mentioned a whole team of sound engineers in Japan
https://youtu.be/BmxXEaYq7lg?t=7482
>her throat hurt
>Kiara said one of her worst fears which "has been going on for a long time" just came true
>Kiara wants a sololive
>Kiara and Gura have shared the same manager
>Bae's latest 3D live was recorded in September according to the anons that watch her
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1843193950183842251
>3 A.M. tweet
https://files.catbox.moe/4ryyha.png
>Gura said there's new music coming ("ongoing 2-year project") and it means a lot to her and is making her "go insane"
https://youtu.be/zDICSOdPa6Q?t=2177
>travel back in time 2 years and you get this
>Gura said 2025 will be quite the year
>Marine said merch is one of the key metrics for being considered to hold a sololive
>Gura said in her 2024 birthday stream she's working on a 3D live and it's very likely going to contain a lot of solo performances, not sure what that means
>Gura is saving her 4th anniversary stream for something (this one is kinda wishful thinking on my part)
>Gura's Full Color was inspired by Sana's Astrogirl, therefore, most likely just a spin-off project
>>62065041
>Intern-kun foresaw Mel's termination

seethe antis she's getting a sololive

>>88994658
huhaha

>>88994666
>Trips of truth
I won

>>88994113
Yeah. I ate half of it tonight and I'll have the other half for dinner tomorrow.

>>88994570
Weird sleep schedule. I won't actually be asleep for a couple more hours, but I like watching the sunrise lately.

>>88994507

>>88994889
ojibud...

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>88994666
Honestly I'm so used to ignoring tl;dr posts that I only just noticed the implication of Gura getting a sololive being among Kiara's worst fears, eggs are something else.

>>88995501
Why is Kiara like this?

>>88995501
i think the implication is that is too hard to get it without being a top dog.
Mori got one years ago and has never gotten one again, same for watame.
If gura ever gets a sololive is probably gonna be the only one we will ever get as more girls in jp get one.

>>88994108
When's the last time any of the other girls mentioned her anyway? Did Bae say anything during her rewatch?

>>88996000
She said she was glad to perfrom with gura again since the last time was sweet appetite

Gura literally can't be relied on to show up for her own anniversary, or on a day on the same month as her anniversary (which is why management made her post the merch, they knew shit wasn't gonna happen soon)
No, she's not getting a fucking sololive. You sink monkey into that for someone who's apparently so ill streaming is impossible and you're not exactly a "business"

>>88996032
Nice

>>88996000
Other than the reply you just got not really. There's been a couple sorta mentions offhandedly, like Biboo bringing her up in reference to the doyers and Kiara talking about a myth collab being hard to get going but that's been just about it for about a month.

Wife soon?

>>88996210
Cope.

>>88996329
Relatively

I'm gonna eat a jar of yogurt and an orange

im feelin green

>>88997061
When are you finishing your game?

>>88997092
im not a gamedev

>>88997061
Haha, green!

>>88995501
Her manager kept it from her for a long time, hence could be seen as an act of betrayal

Hope gooba is doing okay
miss you sharky

Gura invented calling people stinky

>>88997270
Aim better next time.

>>88997559
Soon

>>88997559
Aim better next time.

>>88997949
>>88998079
caught in 4k

I cant wait for president gura to take office

>>88998728
That guy isn't even me.

>>88998973
nobody will believe you, even if it's true

>>88998973
Sure thing bro.

>>88998830
I'm gonna assume this artist isn't having a meltdown, like the previously mentioned ones

>>88999155
I don't think a non-american would have a meltdown, they just think it's funny.

>>88999289
Elevens love our president from what I remember

Nothing at all

>>88999538
Everything soon

The only people that remember Gura are those who watched her in 2020 and 2021... My wife is slowly becoming forgotten...

>>88999927
Anyone that started watching vtubers in 2023 are newfags and shouldn't be respected

>>88999927
I remember half of 2022 too, before she disappeared

>>88999927
There's nothing wrong with that though.

>>89000138
This, but especially clip only watchers

>>88999927
but less people watching her is a good. especially if all the ayo fags go elsewhere

>>88998830
>President Gura
I bet it could be done. First female president let's go.

>>89000925
I think so too, politics is mostly a popularity contest and for some reason they pick the most unlikeable cunts every time they try to get a woman in, Gura would sweep.

>>89000771
Ironically enough the less she streams the worse chat gets, because her popping up at all pretty much counts as an event and draws in a fresh rotation of retards.

>>88993654
This.
While indie Gura is nice with no game perms. Ithere's no way she would reach her success she got while in Holo. Where she gets featured in Shibuya, in Taco Bell and a freaking Dodgers Game, not to mention being in concerts with thousands of fans cheering for her.
Going indie, she will regress into being a regular twitch streamer, streaming reactslop all day, collabs with ecelebs and twitch indies.
If she really just want to stream games all day with no perms, theres no stopping her to just revive her PL without quitting holo entirely.

https://x.com/gawrgura2/status/1813893346865385930

>>89001705
woah...

Soon

>>89001705
but that's pekora? what do the moon runes say? twatter won't translate it for me

the buzz lightyear game actually looks super fun, i had never looked it up

Soon

>>89001933
https://x.com/guragawr/status/1811943944332411361

So what was the gif supposed to mean? It’s been almost two weeks

>>89002522
okay but what does this have to do with Gura? thanks though

>>89002698
What? You don't know?

>>89002635
Soon

Yagura!

>>89002635
my guess is she was seek and after coming back she was reading all the shit she had in the backlog to work on. Like how the girls on those weeks were all having deadlines that is gura.

>>89003488
i understood your word salad and i agree

I ate taco bell chumbies

>>89004503
i didnt

>>88992813
thats a child under 9

>>89004653
Explain this then >>88992745

how fares NNN?
i lasted 2 days

>>89005845
I already goomed on day 1

>>89005845
I'm still silly

>>89000138
babybud, anyone who started watching vtubers after 2020 are newfags,

>>89006253
This is true. My first vtuber stream was korone's pepsiman stream and I still feel like a baby

>>89001153
It's more that in order to get into politics in any major level, you have to be entrenched and have dirt on you and against others. Honest people are kept out.

chumbuddies?
more like
the babybuddies

>>89007047

>>89007047

there aint enough goo goo gaa gaa gura pics

lol

>>89009994
Go back

>>89007047
T o T

>>89005845
Still on NNN, meds and life have kept me from bustin a nut

>>89009994
Can't believe grems and GG are like this...

>>89000138
>>89006253
>>89006354
i was about to about watching korones debut live but then i remembered that i no longer count as a chumbud

I don't know why he's trying to make me hate GG. Its not working and its not making me feel lesser for being a chumbie.

>>89011975
I know he is a falseflagger but still it doesn't change the fact that GG is walmart Selen

>>89011975
For whatever reason dramafags are really attracted to the idea of starting a fanbase war. Since the start of this board they've tried nonstop with despite having minimal success.

I just think it's the appropriate image to make fun of this shit thread. It's funny you you think it's anything beyond that

WHO moved my gallons?

i scared the larper into not using kiara images since it made their oshi too obvious

>>89007047
Im 29

Debating on whether I should get wingstop or not tomorrow. That free chicken sandwich is really tempting

>>89013597
How does their chicken sandwich compare to Chik-Fila's chicken sandwich?

>>89013776
I've never had it before. I'll tell you tomorrow how it stacks up against chikfila

>>89013776
One is open on Sunday the other is not so you take what you get. I love chik-Flia's I think Gura talked about liking them but the funny thing every time in my life I go to get food from them I get lucky and someone buys my food for me even if I'm by myself so perks of being a girl.

>>89013957
tomorrow is not sunday

>>89012503
I stole it

>>89014128
I know that. I was just saying. I bet gura's chicken sandwich is way better anyway. I would let her cook one for me.

>>89013957
>every time in my life I go to get food from them I get lucky and someone buys my food for me
do you look homeless? because that's not normal even for cute girls

S L U T

I always think gura

>>89015554

>>89014967
>>89015043
well those were misleading thumbnails

>>89015835

Chumbies I made my own candy.

>>89016359
what is that? taffy?

>>89016359
what is it? fudge?

>>89016359
cool

>>89016359
delicious marble counter top...

chumbies made me hungry for chick-fil-a

also had a slightly amusing gen:
https://litter.catbox.moe/lpuoha.png

>>89016433
>>89016439
>>89016461
>>89016526
It's called honeycomb candy, it's like a crispy hard candy that tastes like caramelized sugar.

>>89016791
nahone, google says it's also called sponge toffee, I wanna try some

Gura is a fake lying whore.
She's a fake weeb. She's a fake nerd. She's a fake rhythm gamer. And she's a fake idol that hates her fans.
She's just a normalfag slut that wandered into hololive and lied to everyone about herself in order to take money from people she looks down on.

>>89016963
If you knew she was a huge slut then why did you start watching her? I thought this was already common knowledge?

>>89016922
It was surprisingly easy to make. the recipe I used was 1 1/4 cups sugar, 1/2 cup honey or corn syrup, a pinch of salt, cooked until 290-300 degrees, then add 1 tsp vanilla extract and 1 tablespoon baking soda, stir until mixed well and put in a container until cool.

>>89016359
The dinos approve

>>89016359
I'm hungwy again

>>89016963
>fake weeb
weebs nowadays are cringe normies
>fake nerd
she is a dork not nerd
>fake rhythm gamer
she is literally the only dancer in the entire company who can dance rhythmically
>fake idol
I prefer it this way since real idols are all manipulative whores
>she's just a normalfag
she is a chud in a cute girl body, it's impossible for her to be a normalfag

>>89017021
thanks, I'll save the recipe in case I wanna make it myself

Why does she hate me
Why am i being punished

>>89017426
you wish she thought of you that much

it's over for Gura

I accidently fell asleep and wasted my entire evening.

>New gen coming soon
Welp, guess that's confirmation that Gura has at least a few more stream this year in time for overlapping them. Selfish cunt

>We're getting a new ID gen before another Gura stream
dread

very organic

I love how there's always a new "Gura killer" and every time they fizzle or flop entirely.

>>89016359
Lately I've been eating ramen noodles with some diced onions, carrots, and cheese.

New cunny peak in ID 4? Gura is fucking done

New JP girls. I was gonna say Gura might stream the same time as their debuts but that's only for EN

Noone can kill gura because shes already dead

>>89016963
Based

>>89017823
ID? I thought the new girls debuting this weekend are JP?

The year is 2021, A new Hololive gen debuts with a short high energy girl causing people to dub her as a "Gura killer"

The year is 2022, A new Hololive gen debuts with a short high energy girl causing people to dub her as a "Gura killer"

The year is 2023, A new Hololive gen debuts with a short high energy girl causing people to dub her as a "Gura killer"

The year is 2024, A new Hololive gen debuts with a short high energy girl causing people to dub her as a "Gura killer"

>>89018020
kek true

I haven't watched a single holo debut since Gura's

I don't think even a new gen is enough for Gura to stream again this year, the appeal of overlapping the newbies isn't even enough for her anymore. Sad

>>89018173
you also haven't watched anything in months, we know

>>89018224
Vtubers who aren't Gura are cringe as fuck

>>89018216
If she doesn’t find her anniversary appealing to stream anymore then nothing will get her to stream at this point. The sad tips of truth

>>89018442
Then she's basically done streaming at this point if that's the case, if she can't even be bothered to have done an anniversary stream. I think that just proves that she'll only stream if she's absolutely forced to, which Cover obviously won't "force" her that often unless its for a promo or whatever

goobnight
i love gura

Guess the schizo is going all out tonight so I'm going to bed. Good night chumbies.

They aren't EN so why does this matter again?

>>89018648
>>89018647
Goobnight chumbies

So Gura stream confirmed now that there's a new gen coming? lmao

>>89017696
I used to take a lot of 5 hour naps in the evening. It really screwed with my sleep schedule

>>89018442
>>89018542
Yeah it's looking pretty dire. I don't know when the next "mandatory time" is either

>>89018781
I currently have a split sleep cycle 4 hours in the morning and 4 hours at night. Is there something wrong with that?

>>89018748
As long as they don't stream at 8pm EST, they wont be overlapped. Don't worry yourself anon

>>89018812
If you don't feel like shit then its fine.

>regloss already has an album
>Gura cant have a second fucking song out
Today I remembered that I hate management so much.

Im really feeling the menhera tonight

>>89019037
Blame gura for being lazy

>>89019139
I'm alternating between that and just feeling numb. I could really use some Gura right about now, but it is what it is.

>>89019182
Nta but I blame the japanese. They aren't the same as us

>>89019215
Be careful of those naps chumbie. It can affect your mood in mysterious ways

>>89014413
No, but people call me really pretty but I'm not going to say no if they want to buy my food for me. It saves me money and I'm sure gura would do the same as me.

>>89019215
same desu

>>89019389
Oyasame

>>89019389
sleep tight buddy

>>89019215
music usually helps me out
make sure you're getting enough sunlight too
>>89019389
dino dreams

>>89019037
>Kiara could
>Ina could
>Mori could
>IRyS could
>Bae could
but yea, lets blame management

>>89019338
A real fembud in the wild?

>>89019751
I don't really like those girls

>>89019764
99% of VT is not my type.

>>89020343
Well that's not surprising, which is why it is a nice surprise when one pops up. I think the last one that did got scared away...

>>89020468
If you were good, you would not scare them away. Really, thinking about it, that is a good reason why Gura's not streaming.

>>89019182
>>89019751
The song is in management's hands and they won't let her release it. The fact that you'll defend management even in instances when it literally is their fault says a lot about you retarded bootlickers.

I wish I could entertain Gura with memes, but my memes are all slightly mean.

>>89020755
I'm a boring person. Gura would not like me or my memes.

goopgoop

>>89020755
Only slightly? Noob.

>>89020845
>>89020755
hit her with the poopy farty jokes
she can't resist

>>89019220
>>89020747
That's a lot of cope for her being lazy

>>89021002
>t.management

Good job antis, you were right there was a big announcement
Your schizo powers only made hololive stronger with a new gen

>>89021002
Gura said why the song isn't released. If you don't watch her streams, then I don't know what you're even doing here.

>>89020755
I made a half-assed shitpost on reddit and it got over 700K views on X
Don't think, just meme

>>89020654
Well actually she got scared and tired from all the SEAantis and pagcripple shitting up the threads constantly
Shame they ruined it for everyone as usual.

>>89020654
I would like to bully fembuds T u T

>>89021285
You were that guy chumbie?

>>89021398
I had a bit of fun trolling the politics subreddits and they shadowbanned me, so I figure I'd go out with a bang.

>>89021941
Been awhile since I've had a hot doggo

Do you think goob ever saw the Miku hot dog commercials?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D88XvzbQGI

>there's a new Gen ready to be overlapped

>>89022496
Those bacon wrapped hotdogs always remind me of the spic hotdog vendors outside of cons in LA
I forgot that was a thing, I can feel it in my bones she for sure saw the pizza hut Miku collab

>>89022702
Those hips are too obscene

>>89019751
All of these girls, except Mori, have no creative control over their music. They willingly just lend their voice to some over-compressed bland EDM (and I like EDM mind you, when it's good) and call it a day. Gura has made it clear that she doesn't want that shit. Why do think she co-wrote her first song? Why do you think she doesn't talk nearly as passionately about her other music as she did about Reflect? Yes it is fucking management and their fear of their precious mascot doing anything that goes against her image.

I made it to the point in stellaris where theres nothing to do but improve planets and research tech.

>>89019751
>not gura
>not gura
>not gura
>not gura
>not gura
Who cares

I like Gura, she makes me cum

Soon

>>89023102
Still on that copium. Where's the music?

>>89023925
Soon

I think i will give Elin another try
no i will not make her a succubus

>>89023976
2 more weeks kek

I'm not even asking for too much anymore.
Gura please stream on christmas or new years day. Any one of the days will do. You don't have to do both Please...

>>89024251
She'll be too busy with "family" again

>>89024171
>166cm
>Yerles
That's not Gura

>>89024171
I refunded that game because it has no keyboard only controls.

>>89024171
Can you build a castle?

>>89024839
no idea
>>89024710
What race is she?
>>89024745
It takes a while to get used to.

>>89025090
Elea because they're elfish or a mutant because she's a thing.

>>89025879

>>89025879

>>88993654
So you just want her be FORCED to stream once in a while due to contractual obligations, even though she might not enjoy it or feel enthusiastic about it.

What motivates her to get out of bed everyday I wonder

>replying to an 10 hr old post

>>188937
I agree with you 100%

>>89026240
Piss
Probably gets hungry too

anything happen in the last 8 hours? I'm not reading the thread

>>89026763
a chumbie made some candy

>>89026786
sweet

>>89026763
a chumbie ate taco bell

https://x.com/panno_mimi/status/1854479244379984034
https://x.com/bananafish1111_/status/1820373478350131531
this is what gura likes

>>89026958
She is just like me...

>>89026763
A new gen and gura became president

>>89026763
Soon

>>89026301
You think that's bad, check this.

goob morning
i love gura

>>89027739
Is this real

Goob morning, I love Gura more
I'm going to eep now

>>89027790
Goob nite

>>89026160
No, I didn't type any of those words you schizo. I do want her to say goodbye when she leaves though, that is one thing she'll (probably) have to do if she stays a holo until she's done with internet stuff. Then again the 2 homos didn't so who knows.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

Now I see why they won't graduate her. They debuted new japs so it would look really bad if thet did it now

>he somehow keeps finding new angles to spin

Baguraette honhonhon

I hope they still talk behind the scenes

>>89031816
Probably. Not our business though.

>>89031852
I like longlasting friendships that is all.

For King and Cunny!

shark wife

>>89031852
>Not our business though.
Speak for yourself, in my opinion it's my business.

>>89033514
Yeah mine

>>88993654
>Because I think her current character design is quite nice.
So will be her new one since she has good taste
>Because merch and sponsorship opportunities will be dryer.
Who gives a shit?
>Because concerts will never happen again (real concerts not "scuffed 3d at some con" like indies try to brag about).
They will happen if she becomes an affiliate
>Because her artists will dwindle, especially with how many of them are japanese. Less art, fewer (if any) good animations.
Wrong, just look at Dooby.
>Because I fear her new collab partners would be ecelebs and retarded twitch thots, dragging her into drama or bad content mires.
She's too shy and autistic to even collab with a lot of Holos, you unironically think she's gonna collab with indies and ecelebs?
You're retarded.

Goobs

Holy shit, 7 weeks and still no update or anything. I just want to know what the fuck is going on? I do not understand Gura, I do not understand what Cover and/or management is doing? Fuck just end this sad display already. Its just sad to watch at this point. Witnessing this tragic waste of talent is one of the saddest things I have ever seen in my life. Just rip the bandaid off I am tired of this fucking bullshit!

>>89033991
>already melting down because he didn't get his termination announcement
2 more weeks sis, this time for sure.

>>89034275
Yeah, 2 more weeks of no update and Gura content. Rejoice my fellow Chumbies!

>>89034354
Keep seething about being wrong yet again, sis. How are your nijiwhores doing btw?

>>89033991
Soon

>>89034354
Kek

>>89034591
>deflecting to random shit when he's right about the lack of activity

>>89034354
>no content
We might get more merch or another retweet.

>>89035293
oh boy a merch retweet!

>>89035135
>he

Goob morning

>>89037032
Goob nite

Gura's breaks so far

8/12/2022 to 12/2/2023 ... 2 month and 4 days.
18/2/2023 to 25/3/2023 ... 1 month and 7 days.
15/9/2023 to 28/11/2023 ... 2 month and 13 days.
28/11/2023 to 25/1/2024 ... 1 month and 14 days
18/2/2024 to 19/4/2024 ... 2 month and 1 day.
28/6/2024 to 19/8/2024 ... 1 month and 27 days.

>>89037106
This is wrong since she streamed during these so called breaks. Can you do at least some research before shitposting?

>>89037106
Soon

If she does goes indie I hope she's not gonna make a discord, fucking hate this cliquey zoomer garbage

Gura will never go indie, if she quits Hololive, she'll disappear from the Internet and will only occasionally shitpost. It is in your best interest that she stays in Hololive at the very least.

>>89037466
She might, but I agree that she wouldn't really be more active. She'd show up to collab with Ame here and there or occasionally sing or do a react stream and then disappear again.

goob night

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>89038233
goob morning

Chumbies, work out you pipsqueaks.

>>89038869

>>89028889
samen

>>89038869
I work out at least 3 times a week and go on runs for at least one more

>>89037255
It's copied from the ESL grayfag spamming comments under her most recent stream

>>89039336
they're still at it? uwah...

>>89037106
This counting only the big ones makes it look like she streamed during the other parts which...heh.

>>89039382
I'll never understand why /ggg/ is shocked people are still clinging to the idea that Gura can be held accountable for all this bullshit.
The perception outside is so bad people don't even believe her about it being health related. Not in the "she's a liar" way, but in a "they talk about her being gone but never even reference that as the reason" way.

>>89039670
Didn't even notice that he was counting the whole chunk of march 2023 to september 2023 as an 'active' period, that's rich.

>>89039382
It's kind of funny seeing the brown monkeys screeching into the void every once in a while.

>>89039835
These ESL yesbuds aren't sending their best.

>>89039725
>Gura can be held accountable for all this bullshit
no she can't since Cover 100% approves it. feel free to indulge yourself in gossip shit if you are the faggot type, but she absolutely didn't do anything wrong

Goob morning retards

>>89040562

>>89033100
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>89037106
Can we hit a new record lads?

>>89031098

>>89041172
I love s’ghetti!

>>89041369

>>89041221
Soon

>>89037106
>28/11/2023 to 25/1/2024 ... 1 month and 14 days

>>89041538