/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

stream ?

She won't stream her graduation.

I just drank a glass of 7up

>>88896336
I want to get back there

I just ate my 3 other doughnut holes. They weren't that good after a day.

>>88896627
That's very cool gura

>>88896627
based 7upbud

>>88896743
Did they get stale chumbie?

>>88896336
Cute little blue socks ToT

This is just the worst. Since it happened, I feel literally physically sick to my stomach and can't even function normally at work. I know its happening. Just announce it already.

>>88896743

You cant just add bud to every poster talking about their activities.

>>88897019
Sure thing metapostingaboutbudanonbud

>>88896336
That's a child without any underwear on

>>88896743
you could microwave, put them in the oven or steam them next time to revitalize them a bit

>>88897047
>*Le touché*

>>88897106
it's great isn't it? ToT

>>88896470
At this point I just hope for a normal graduation so she releases her last projects and gets a proper graduation live

>>88896755

Gurass

>>88897374

I don't know why she wants to hurt us.

I have no idea what I'm doing in stellaris. I'm playing rogue servitors and I integrated a vassal. Everything went to shit.

Day 35! Give it up for day 35!

>>88896336
ToT
Socks but no undies
She's asking for it

>>88897472
She doesn't want to hurt us. She's just tired of dealing with management's faggotry. Sucks that it has to be this way but at least she won't fully abandon us

>>88897689
She didn't have to do it like this. Everyone is worried and sad because of what she did.

>>88896899
You?work?
Hard to believe you can hold a job down cripplepag

I keep seeing something out of the corner of my eye. A fleeting shadow of sorts. It doesn’t help that I swear I saw a face peering at me through the crack of my door. Even more, I’ve been hearing strange things. Like something is breathing, quietly, but there. I live alone…

>>88896899
Same desu.

>>88898009
Desubud wouldn’t say “same” to this. You’re not fooling anyone.

Two more weeks.

>desubud
what

>>88898101
What do you mean what

Everything that she did and built over these last four years is going away. It's all going to become meaningless. I don't understand why she would want to quit since she apparently doesn't even need to stream. Even if she doesn't like management, which I don't even think is true, it doesn't makw sense to throw it all away.

I was told something was gonna happen but nothing happened. Oh well, Gura cute.

>>88898222
It already happened, anon.

>>88898296
Yeah, Gura already married me.

>>88898296
What happened? Nothing? Yeah, nothing sure did happen. Just like everyone predicted. What a surprise.

>>88897860
All of this needs to end so she can move on to her next life. It might be sad today but you will get over it after her next debut
>>88898194
It's not meaningless. Even if she gets terminated no one can take your memories away from you

Gura will show her true colors on her next stream.

Havent watched Gura in a while does she stream as much anymore?

Congrats threadshitter. You scared all the other chumbuds away. Now I’m the last remaining chumbud in here. Great. Just great.

>>88899104

>>88899098
>Havent watched Gura in a while
neither have we

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>88899104
Im still here though.

>>88899104
Not so fast
I just took down the so-called "#1 Gawr Gura fan" (just who does she think she is?)
I will be the last chumbud

>>88899104
I have returned, was just out on patrol

All my chumbie friends have returned

>>88896336
extreme bondage and sensory deprivation

It's kind of insane that there are "chumbuds" here that want her to graduate. I mean, I think she should because she's a lying whore and she betrayed her fans, but it still makes me sad to think it's all going away. To think that some of you think she should give up her dreams because you think she'll be better off as an indy is fucking wild. I think you're even dumber than I thought you were. Or you've been shooting up copium like heroin to the point you aren't any different from an anti anti now.

>>88899338
<3

>>88899416
But enough about your mother

>>88899213
samen

I managed to turn things around but now I'm in violation of galactic law

>>88899104
In your dreams

>>88899650
Based Space-Putin, tear down the post-war liberal galactic order

>>88900119
>>88899565
You should look into how to use a tripcode. You wouldn't have to post the same pictures every time.

I think this anon is having an episode

>>88900119
The galaxy didn't take too kindly to what my purge setting was set to

>>88899650
Execute the envoys.

>>88896807
Ye

>>88896950
It's too late for me chumbud.

>>88897181
Maybe next I'm too lazy and eepy right now.

>>88900613
I like the cut of your jib

What the fuck, I recently swapped to firefox and I just noticed it uses a ridiculous amount of ram, I decided to compare side by side, firefox is using 11 gigs of ram, while chrome is only using 6 gigs.

Gura is a very sweet, good girl and I'm tired of pretending that she's not!

>>88900927
Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

>>88897485
I only played rogue servitor once years ago, but integrating vassals costs a ton of influence, I think
I only remember that your robots get massive bonuses the more bio trophies you have, and you're the only type of machine empire that can build ecumenopolae

>>88900613
you're purging as rogue servitor? why?

>>88897487
Will she come back to overlap the election?

>>88901063
I built more sanctuaries and it seemed to unfuck everything
>>88901114
My policy for purges was set to allowed by default

Shark woman is gay

>>88901178
the policy itself being enabled shouldn't make you purge anything though, only when the species you want to purge is set to "undesirables" and that should only be on by default for genocidal empires, like determined exterminators, devouring swarm and fanatic purifiers

>>88901305
seriously I can't get enough of Gura's faggotry
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest

>>88901305
gura is gay
she likes gay things and anyne who likes her is gay

>>88901378
The galactic UN just didn't like the fact that I had that set to allowed from what the little blurb told me

goobnight
i love gura

>>88901450
night night buddy

No announcements or streams from either accounts, SLOPTASTIC! Just farming "engagement" like it's reddit gold.

>>88901437
ohh they just outlawed purging, now I get it
I usually ignore galactic law, nothing actually happens unless they denounce and sanction you, and you can vote against that or veto it if you have that resolution

>>88901671
there is still 2 hrs left

>>88901763
And here I thought it was two more weeks, shucks.

>>88901763
Yeah 2 hours before /post sperms out from election results

On this day, we shall...

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN!!!

>>88896336
My diiiick

Look he's moving the goalposts again.

>>88901801
Imagine they announce it at literally the same time as the Election results oh my god

>>88900965
That's what I thought.

>>88901701
I see. Maybe I can get that passed then

Trying to find meaning in the actions of just a silly little guy is ironically meaningless.

>>88902222
Oyasame
Nice quads.

>>88902222
sleep tight buddy

>>88902129
nvm I just looked it up, apparently you do get penalties for being in breach(if sanctions have been voted in yet), I just never noticed them, but if you have the diplomatic weight and influence you can repeal the law that forbid purging (I assume it was reverence for life, that forbids world crackers and purges except displacement, so you should no longer be in breach if you set your purge policy to displacement only)

Thank you kronii for taking the heat off of gura. Retarded shitposters will now spam threads about her schedule instead of gura and the tourists will forget about us.

>>88902395
Makes Gura look worse if she really has that much free time

>>88902395
If anything the schedule makes Gura look even worse since it shows that Holos have so much free time and barely have to work, so there's really no excuse to not stream.

They were quick with that free time script response.

>>88899498
>Only have to work for two hours
That's barely even a job. How is Gura "partially retired" when she barely even has to do any work to begin with?

Man fuck Kronii for making these shitposts worse

>>88902553
Told you she spends all her time slutting it up. This nympho can't help her self. She's a slave to the cock

Sex with a fembud.

>>88903111
I do not care why you're mad at Kronii. Regardless of context, the bulk of all shitposting is a direct result of Gura herself.

>>88903133
my cock

>>88903111
Nah, good on Kronii for showing how little work Hololive members have to do. It pretty much debunked all the usual cope people make for Holos that don't stream.

>>88902222
sharkdreams

>>88902553
>since it shows that Holos have so much free time and barely have to work, so there's really no excuse to not stream.
It would make sense if they were all dating or hanging out with friends or something.

>>88903780 (Me)
And it's the only kind of thing they can't talk about or mention, so it would make sense if that's what they're always doing.

>>88903780
They're rich girls. Females don't have hobbies other than dating and fucking so what else could they be possibly doing?

Someone have that greentext screenshot about how everything is about sex?

>>88902796
She's busy taking care of (our) child

>>88903979
The funny this is that isn't even excuse when you only have to work for two hours.

>>88904044
kek

>>88904044
This is wrong, Sen is 5cm taller

Kronii confirming Gura really isn't busy and that she actually does nothing all day

This was all just a galaxy brain ploy so Senzawa could be officially on topic in /ggg/

>>88904044
TOPKEK

>>88904272
She has sex all day

>>88904044
Go back

>>88904326
That's a very fat tail

i was promised a graduation announcment, where is it?

>>88904044
lovely

>>88904815
Sorry, Graduation announcement was too busy having sex

>>88904815
Tummy hort

>>88904879
lazy whore graduation announcment, i was so hyped and this shit blue balled me

>>88904879
Who would have sex with a announcement?

>>88904815
well color me surprised nothing happened. back to business as usual then. how about that Halo/Food/Bible/Rape/Steralis chumbies?

Gura will announce her marriage

>>88904937
The horde caught me by surprise but I held up against them pretty well

>>88904815
>taking the schizos seriously
ngmi

>>88904930
me

>>88904815
We pretend those shitposts never happened

>>88904815
Today's Election day, it'll be tomorrow for sure

>>88902222
Checked and goobnight

>>88905048
You mean election week?

stupid company cant even do a sex graduation announcement properly

>>88904937
Watching Moom play Reach with CC makes me wish Gura was with them so, so badly

>>88905078
*election month

>>88905010
But I want to grudgepost them forever

Baguraette honhonhon

erection week

>>88904815
He moved it back to 2 weeks

>>88904272
Nothing is better than anything else these schizos come up with.

We won so hard, she isn't graduating yet.
I mean sure she's also not doing anything at all as Gura, not even checking in on chumbies after skipping the second Halloween in a row while she also hasn't streamed in over a month.

Bur GOD we're winning so much! Let's celebrate.

>>88904937
I read a chapter of deuteronomy today

Gawr Gura... has BLUE eyebrows!

>>88905814
This is a child

>>88905849
Oh yeah, I guess she does. Like a light blue-grey. Neat.

>>88905955
I didn't notice until the forehead outfit.

>>88897374
SNIFFFFF

>>88905814
That popsicle is my peen T u T

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

Pathetic thread

>>88901815
I wonder who she chose. She was probably too "sick" to pick up a pen and walk to a mail box.

For King and Cunny!

For wings and nuggies!

>>88906442
She's a conservative trad but a the same time a stinky autistic girl so it's a toss up on who she chose

MY Gurandma.gif

>>88906442
>>88906909
Gura cast a write-in vote for Mike Honey.

>>88907129
Based

Booba huhaha

>>88906909
>Implying stinky autists aren't as much Trump's base as the tradcons
What low-quality autists do you hang out with

Repent hereticbuds

One of the upsides to having a quiet overnight job: lots of time to pray...

Gura cute?

>>88907688
The cute and smol kind with a shark tail

>>88908207
Yeah

>>88908207
The cutest.

Another nightshift another dollar...
... I just heard my friend's comatose sister-in-law just passed away an hour ago... God rest her soul.

>>88908207
and funny!

>>88908207
Yandare eyes Gura is extraordinarily erotic T u T

>>88909708
you must have loved the streams with her broken 3D, then

>>88909731
I did T u T

>>88909708

Look at this cute and innocent little thing

>>88908207
Gura gay

When did netflix start making games? And why is it such a rip off of that stupid fotm suika game?

>>88910611
I'm taking her home.

>>88909217
i'm sorry chumbie
hopefully they tried to keep her afloat as long as they could

>WE'VE GOT A FIRST TIME VOTER!!!
>everybody fucking clapped
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>88904044

>>88910928
The same happened to me. I wonder if Gura ever voted and got embarrassed when they clapped for her.

>>88904044
They should have sex

>>88910993
goob would melt into a puddle

>>88911360
I want to sniff her tailpit so bad…

>>88910662
we have no say in this since hololive Treasure Mountain exists

fuck it

goob mornin :D

>>88911517
goob mornin
i went and voted and got doughnuts
wish i could share em with the chumbies

Well if something does happen at least we'll finally be free of bloop

>>88910662
A while ago. They have a couple exclusives that are actually good that I remember people being confused why it was on netflix, but I can't remember what they are so they must not be that great.

Archive update: Since starting 38 hours ago, I've downloaded 374 videos, 1.64 TB. 159 videos remain in the currently downloading playlist.

>>88911624
>got doughnuts
Krispy Kreme?

>>88910869
Thanks bud.
She's in the homeland of her heart now.

>>88901701
It's fun to outlaw and sanction everything but give yourself immunity with the Politics tradition. I usually go for becoming the Galactic Emperor.

>>88902395
What happened to Kronii

>>88911473
Would

>>88911640
Can someone explain to me what everyone's talking about? I've been away and I genuinely don't know what happened and why it sounds like Gura did something...bad?

>>88912536
No.

>>88912536
Two more weeks.

>>88912536
She finally snapped and called upper management a bunch of yellow rice niggers and went on a hour long racist rant in a member stream. It's deleted now.

>>88912536
Gura's almost done with the ASMR Love Nest.

>>88912092
She posted what she does on the daily and SEAmonkeys sperged out when she listed her work only taking 2 hours out of the day

>>88912536
Guraduation soon definitely for real this time please believe me please I am begging you

>>88912536
She announced her pregnancy (I'm the child)

You watched this already, right Gura?
https://youtu.be/0NQPMTJ9rh0

>>88913245
That depends on whether Gura has adblock, it's kind of impossible to avoid the ads for zzz

>>88910967
Be honest, chumbuds. Would you still love her if she went back to Sen's design?

>the second Ame graduated Mittsu moved to obsessing over Gigi and CC
So she was never a fembud? Grim. Shipfags truly are a braindead blight.

>>88913762
I wouldn't have a problem

I'm depressed again buds, I've been gooming 2-5 times a day for 2 weeks, that always happens when I get depressed.

haha funny videos dumb shork
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Abi5Li0rFkA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kTR2Ig8EQQs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5fvAHzhr5LM
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pgckJgUC0m8

>>88913811
What do you want her to do, nigga?

>>88914022
try cleaning, exercising, and eating healthy food.

>>88905249

Lmao, had time to shitpost.. then goes radio-silent again..

>>88906538
>>88906857
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>88914318
But she totally cares about us lol

>>88914318
Please understand. Understandable?

I think we've finally reached rock-bottom.

>>88913883
T u T

>>88914344
>>88914432
you know what, i think thats what she should do.. shitpost on her rm every week..
Ayo gooba, you /here/?

Goob morning retards

Can you guys wake up

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>88915017
Goob... goob morning faggot.

It really feels like everything is ending

>>88915372
I don't know about everything ending, but I did lose hope of things going back to how they were in her first post-debut year

>>88912536
It's a nothing bunger; Holoantis just wishful thinking in catalog and twitter.

>>88904815
>>88904937
Going to grudge post this when she comes back with an announcement stream.

>>88915502
At this point I'm mostly wishing for a proper goodbye

>>88915312

>>88910662
Lmao, they couldn't help but make one of them black

>>88915866
That’s a coconut, you race-obsessed fool

>>88911735
You should download all the chats as well so that there's context to when she's reading or replying to what chat is doing.

>>88915758
Nice, bro. I hope you can do it sooner rather than later

>>88912536
Go look at her old twitter account bio

>>88915963
Even if I knew how to do this, I wouldn't know how to play it back while watching

Sad

>>88915939
That's the joke, anon...

It is mostly your fault this is happening. You should've been less supporting

>>88916033
There are programs you can do it with.

>>88916097
I don’t do jokes.

>>88916107
If you give a woman everything, she'll only stay with you if she actually cares about you.

>>88904044
Gura should repost this picture

Did Gura vote for Trump?

>>88916216
Keep it up if you want stricter moderation

>>88915866
Wattamelon sho is goood

>>88916256
Mods are fags that aren't useful in any way other than to take cunny down.

I tried playing Elin, but it is too autistic even for me (and i play everything from eragames to Football Manager)

No chumbud should be surprised if she graduates. We all saw this coming. May of 2022 is when it went downhill. I hope she keeps the Gura voice. The Senzawa voice is so fucking cringe.

>>88916382
I dream of an autist chuuba who plays football manager

I feel sick. All of this is too painful. I know she doesn't care anymore and that she's going to disappear, so please just do it already.

Calm down, sisters.

>>88916436
Nyo way, faggot

>>88916436
Hey pussy faggot. Why do you feel sick? We all saw this coming. I saw it in 2022. You shouldn't have been a yesman. Us doombuds were right all along.

Gooba is nyot going anywhere, scumbags. Deal with it

does anyone have the soundpost of her wearing the beetle on her head and she's kneeling down in front of the camera and giggling?

I had to call off work. I can't really think straight. It's only 11 AM, but I think I'm going to go back to sleep.

We doombuds were right all along. Yesmen in shambles, lol.

>>88916216
She most likely didn’t vote

Little Goobert

>>88916953
based. democracy is a hoax

>>88917064
May i know what are those?

dino gura is a hoax

>>88917517
You're crazy, next you'll say big fish isn't real either.

>>88917585

>>88915963
Update: I looked up how to download chat, and given how dead simple and fast it is, I've batched it out to run concurrently
Next you're gonna tell me you want the description and comments too

this shit ain't normal. why couldn't we just have a normal oshi?

Gura is asleep buds, be quiet for the time being

>>88917789

>>88917658
Yeah obviously?

>>88914330
I really stuffed myself with s’ghetti yesterday

>>88917789

>>88917658
Chat and descriptions are one thing, but I don't know why anyone would want comments.

I don't get it, my sololive rrat is seamless and perfectly makes sense, why hasn't she announced it yet?? even fucking Kronii gave a hint to it here https://youtu.be/G_J8i9wbDuY?t=43

>>88917789

>>88918079
Rrats cant be positive

>>88916747
Graduation announcment doko?

>>88917789
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>88918643
I wanna see what's under he skirt

>>88918079
>my sololive rrat is seamless
??
Gura's on her way out
inb4
>2025 will be great
She was literally talking about MH:Wilds and video games coming out.

>>88918643
Impressive how retards immediately started posting this shit in her art tag. Can't believe some people here thought Gura was just trolling like, 1-2 schizos who would check her profile, and not doing it deliberately to revive attention to her other account

>>88918079
They're not gonna give her a sololive because she has random fits of bad health or whatever, they can't even count on her doing her anniversary anymore. If I'm wrong cool but I don't expect one ever, I might've entertained the idea last year but not now.

goob night

>>88919100
Retard.

>>88919120
Yeah this is 100% accurate. Woman can't be counted to show up for like 90% of the year, who's going to invest in a huge recording endeavor like a sololive for her?

>>88919132
goob morning

Gura, I'm gonna need your cunny tonight.

>>88919262

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

i really just had a dream about this situation last night. i met her without realizing and asked if she knew gawr gura, she was like "yeah you could say I'm a big fan". when I later realized and asked her she told me a bunch of things I could relay to the chumbuds, but since it wasn't real life it'd be cringe to write it here. quite emotional either way

>>88919906
I had a weird dream about stellaris and that gushing over magical girls anime

I want Gura and Gawr to kiss me on the cheek at the same time.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

So anyway, I love Goobidiba and I can't wait to see her again.

>>88919742
Shoving my nose into the sole of Goobs socked feet

>>88920992
ok Kiwawa

>>88918643
All according to plan

>>88913245
What does this have to do with Gura?

wait, you guys actually want to have sex with Gura? I thought that was just a bit we did to annoy anti-loli people.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>88918590
Give it a bit. It's not going to happen right away. I bet it does within 2 weeks.

Doombuds were right all along.

Gura
Wife

>>88907553
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

She still didn't do a follow up tweet with pictures for anniversary merch, kinda sus with everything that's going on.

>>88921349
>>88921393
>please just wait longer because I was wrong once again
Ramao

>>88907705
no u