/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

hey man

That's my first time hearing that Kronii's mom is a dancer

I love Mori!

theres a silly anon among us

Bae cute!

>Time Mom got paid and grinded on Mitch Mcconells white cock back in the day
its fucking over

New milf in my sights

rate the schedule.

>Professional ballet dancer
>Wanted an abortion
That explains some things

>DMC stream, the favorite game of this thread
>no one cares
Damn, everyone prefers Bae? When she became that popular? Why everyone hate irys now?

The next crossposter sucks animal dick.

I wonder how many Korean-Japanese ballet dancers in Canada there were ~30 years ago.

Surely someone found Kronii's hot mom dancing on TV right?

>>88899879
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>Kronii and her mom do pilates together

>>88899827
I did not expect Iname schizo arts to turn into kroniina schizo arts.

Man I Love Kronii!

>>88899874
Mori should get a military outfit.

>>88899813
Fuck yeah, looking forward to it.
I'm thinking of rewatching Risu's Nier streams and pulling some myself since the ones I've got were just what I could list off the top of my head.

Here I was listening to Shiori. Suddenly into Kronii.

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT.
Clockfuckers, what is wrong with your oshi.
is she really hovering on the precipice of sudoku every single waking moment of her life

KRONII AND HER MOM OYAKODON IMAGINE

God, having friends and family sounds like a nightmare.

Bae's reaction to seeing Weight of the World makes me happy

>>88899905
I already watched 2 girls play it, now I'm just vibing

>>88899902

That is more free time than 8 to 5 wagies

How in the fuck is IRyS so bad at this I fucking played and beat this game with little to no resistance when I was 12, and no don't say
>She's a woman
Because that is not an excuse.

>>88899879
You are not allowed to post, leave now.

>>88899936
hey youre being very silly right now, please relax anon before i have to do something

HOT
STEAMY
RAT
PISS

>>88899909
yeah, mine.

>>88899902
2 hours of work a day / 10

>>88899937
IMAGINE the oyakodon

HOT
STEAMY
WEIGHT OF THE WORLD

>>88899902
This looks like one of those "how to be successful" tiktoks from a 21 year old trust fund baby

HOT
STEAMY
RAT
PISS

>>88899827
Why are Koreans like this?

Seeing people struggling with their schedule trying to find time for themselves really makes me happy with my neet life

>>88899879
But it's no nonsense November?

HOT
STEAMY
RRAT
PISS

>>88899943
can't hear you with all that sucking

So the girls need to do ~2 hours of work per day according to Kronii's schedule and this is enough to make some of them keel over and die from overworking?

I miss Fauna already

The girls should switch to wireless headsets when they go to idol meetings

YOKO TARO SHE'S PLAYING YOUR GAMES MUSIC AND PISSING AND NOT PUTTING ANY 2BUTTS IN ANY ZIPPED FOLDERS PLEASE DO SOMETHING

>>88899963
She's a REALLY dumb woman.

HOT
STEAMY
RAT
PISS

>kronii showers everyday
It's fucking over

>>88899983
Leave

bae wtf why are you doing this to me

HOT
STEAMY
RAT
PISS

>>88899958
are you just now realizing that the people who work like 10 hours a week on average have a lot of free time?

>>88900004
>But it's no nonsense November?
Nigga this ain't a thing. Fauna failed it literally 2 days in.

If Kronii showers before the gym, that means she smells like sweat for the rest of the day

>>88899843
hey girl

>>88899983
I'm gonna hit you with a hammer.

>>88900000
>>88900000
test

HOT
WEIGHTY
RAT
PISS

>>88899902
There's 7 hours unaccounted for.

>>88899888
Bae a cute.

This rat is currently pissing to Weight of the Worl- wow that was fast

>>88900007

>I just need to lose more weight
jesus christ kronii really does have an eating disorder

>>88899963
Look at this big boy, he is better than a woman at video games.

>>88900054
Fucking homoposters.

>>88900026
>>88900052
kinda rude, i dont agree with either of you sillies im trying to watch kronii

328lbs of rat ass

>>88899902
Damn, no wonder Gura's done. Imagine being forced to do 2 hours of slave labor a day.

>>88900054
>hakka
Stopped reading right there

>>88900054
Fujos are weird.

Kronii is being a woman again

>>88900080
yes, she is Korean

>>88899902
Lots of time to spend with her significant otter (me)

>seasonal makeup
God being a girl sounds fucking tiring

>Puts on WOTW and fucks off to piss
Baesed

Is this technically Nier karaoke?

>>88900039
This is propaganda. My Fauna would never

>>88900112
she should definitely get a pet otter

>>88899902
it takes her an hour to take care of the cats? and only works 2 hours a day?

Wow, kronii is mogging the fuck out of irys and bae

>>88899902
2 hours of work a day? Ladies you need to unionize or something. This is inhumane.

Kronii shower 3 times a day.

>>88900099
That's a BIG rat.

>>88900080
I can't even imagine her legitimately needing to lose weight at all.

Sometimes I think about the fact that every time Bae goes to the bathroom she's flushing literally thousands of dollars in potential sales down the toilet

>>88900004
>>88900039
Reminder to report any streams for nonsense

>>88900079
Mori needs to make Deso a woman already

>>88900146
at what? Being Korean and in mental health issues?

>>88900126
Closest thing we can get with no perms for it in actual karaoke

>>88900110
My deso has chubby cheeks

God I fucking hate nearfags so fucking much. FUCK NEAR GAME AND THEIR PRETENTIOUS SHITTY STORY. FUCK YOU HAKO TARO.

yes Kronii I'm going to buy makeup

>>88900169
Her father would be so disappointed

>>88900073
nothing, just being a little silly billy

>>88900080
korean peer pressure is fucking nuts

>>88899963
Garbage tutorials
Unintuitive combo system
That camera

>>88899947
An heroism is coded into the Asian gene

>>88900169
You sound like someone who'd buy scat muffins of your oshi.

>>88900009
Some of them are too perfectionist or really retaded, I remember that Ame and Mumei mentioned a few times that to record 5-10 min of lines it takes them at least 10 or 12 hours, and they may have to postpone it to the next day

>>88899902
>2 (TWO) hours of work per day
>"Ohhh goshhh I have so much homework it's soooo hard I can't streaaaam"

>>88899902
Gym at noon is so weird to me

>>88900179
ccv

>>88899902
>2-4PM work
black company...

>>88900189
I’m trying hard to fuck Hakotaro, how did you know?

>>88899992
>>88900032
>>88900058
>>88900104
>>88900142
>>88900147
it's not the time spent working, but the difficulty of the work, they didn't sign up for that shit

>>88899902
nigga is this woman serious????

>>88900080
Her mom is a professional dancer Kronii had no choice

>>88900194
I see, I think you got the wrong post friend

Is makeup a fuckin grift

>>88900189
Near's fucking gay. I only play Far.

If Kronii didn't have this job then she would be selling Amway or whatever you leaves have up there

Sometimes I think about getting into DMC but something always keeps me from starting it. I'd rather play literally everything else. I think the only action game like this I ever finished was Bayonetta.

>>88900244
>didnt sign up for that shit
uhhhhh whos gonna tell em

>>88900263
WHEREVER YOU ARE

>>88900200
I don't think there's a single person here that wouldn't buy their oshi's poop, even if for entirely nonsexual reasons, but just to own it. Lord knows I've bought worse merch

>>88900244
This. Have you ever tried sitting next to a pc for two hours straight?

>>88900244
they literally did they auditioned for it

>12 am already
time to sleep

>>88899902
>2 hours of work
How can they work so much?? Truly the vtuber life is made out of suffering

>>88900287
I don't know about poop but I'd buy my oshi's blood or semen.

>>88900286
No one plays that one.

>>88900285
>>88900293
they signed up to sing and dance and play games, not work

>her right hand is so tired
>takes 2 hour long baths
she can only schlicks for 2hrs confirmed

Hello!

Latest developments have led me to believe Mumei is a lazy fuck

I work 0 hours a day sometimes at work and make 100k
Why are people seething that they have to work more?

>>88900257
A little bit isn't, a lot definitely is, and changing based on the seasons is just weird fashion vanity.

>>88900104
Cover is truly a burack company for forcing talents to work for two whole hours with no breaks

>>88900189
What about far games?

>>88900009
time flows differently for them

>>88900316
>or semen
Hang on

>>88900335
hello!

>>88900054
>you share a planet with these creatures

>>88900316
>semen
the Kroncock is not real

>>88900189

>>88900335
What do YOU want?

>>88900054
>>88888888

>>88900344
she literally goes to college on top of work

>>88900344
She goes to classes and also takes care of a dog that's somehow more retarded than she is.

>>88900335
Hiya!

>>88900347
Far Cry is pretty cool

>>88899902

this is more free time than almost everyone age 18+

even college kids are busy as fuck

>>88900343
minimum wage/SEA seethe

>>88900369
Thank god there was a good get today to cancel that one out

Nice, Bae is finishing the Wandering Couple one

>Chat making Bae do side quests
Are there even any worthwhile ones?

>>88900335
is this thing on?

>>88900327
anon, streaming, singing and dancing IS their work.

>>88900344
>Latest developments
What, you means you weren’t tipped off by the last 2 years of her being a lazy fuck?

>>88900390
That one being the most recent one not the 8888888 one

ZAMN Kronk looks like the girl from new jeans

>>88900058
This is the first, that's a continuation of it, 6-10 for steaming

>>88900257
Its a self-perpetuating beauty improvement item. Hiding some flaws is easy enough with basic foundation and colorations and stuff, but the more it is used the more the skin is damaged from having so much crap slathered over it every day. Then they keep putting on more makeup to hide those flaws which wouldn't be there if they just washed their face and remained au naturale.

>>88900355
>>88900376
Cute anons
>>88900365
Wish you all good night.

>>88900410
21O, 6O and the executioner side quests are basically mandatory

>>88900410
The assassin one, and the couple one ends on a weird dark note. Also the jackass battle questline, did bae finish that one?

>>88900054
>why won't you watch the bois :(
ermm

>>88900372
>>88900375
So did Bae when she first started Hololive. And Bae also got a real worthwhile degree while Mumei keeps failing undergrad classes.

>>88900335
hey

>>88900448
never return

>>88900410
no, all nier side quests are literally put in the game to troll the player

Yeah I shit in my bed what of it

I just ordered 5 chicken big mac out of spite because this woman keeps dieting

>>88900448
Good night, Anon!

>>88900354
Yeah, they're called women. Thankfully, there's none here.

Shiori will eat veggies today because Fauna told her to.

I can feel the words Kronii says entering one ear and exiting another without making a stop at the brain.
>>88900439
Oh that makes a lot more sense.

>>88900335
hi

Kronii seems obsessed with sally

>>88900439
is she going to change the start of her regular streaming time slot? That's like 4 hours earlier than usual isn't it?

>>88900509

>>88900410
The wandering couple is pretty good. I want to see her reaction to it.

Making fun of Kronii for """"only""""" working 2 hours a day when she's disabled is pretty cruel, even for this board.

>>88900509
>he doesn't know

>all this makeup talk
The more I listen, the more I'm convinced the fashion industry has the best capitalists to be able to convince these women they need all of this crap on their face. It probably helps when the women compete over how much they spend on it.

>>88900534
shes unironically her sister

>>88900544
post pits

>>88900544
Hey hag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgF_Ks1zJl0

putting this title in English when the collab is obviously going to be in indo is just cruel, where the fuck is the EN Liar's Bar collab??

>>88900054
I love weird loser women

>>88900335

>>88900556
the chip hit her that hard?

>>88900556
being korean isnt a disability sir

I can't help but think IRyS would have had a much better time playing this on the Switch version.

DMC4 was the first time I experienced carpal tunnel syndrome

>>88899902
holos quit or soft graduate over two hours of work?!

>>88900509

>>88900585
Promise Liar's Bar as soon as they play L4D and Pico Park 2.

>>88900556
I thought mumei was the one in the wheelchair?

>>88900570
what

I thought IRyS and Kronii are going to do backshots together theyve been talking about it for months

>>88900570
Why doesn't she just say that

>>88900410
There's a few with nice lore or worldbuilding bits

>>88900556
Being a lesbian is not a disability

>>88900631
they are busy

>>88900629
they are not
but they are close enough that kronii's family attended sally's wedding

>>88900569
The makeup industry is fucked making teenagers hooked on products with chemicals that will fuck up their faces faster so they will constantly have to buy new products to look "young"

>>88900569
It's a scam yeah. Maybe a couple basic shit is fine but it feels like this girls care too much

I always forget this boss is so early in.

>yea my oshi thinks leaving a fan on overnight is lethal but I still love her
why are some of you (you know who you are) like this?

>>88899902
Mumei is the hardest worker of Promise confirmed, even if it's working towards meme degrees.

kek Bae

>>88900602

>>88900676
Sounds like pretty much every industry, honestly

>>88900698
>fandeath is real
makes me laugh every time

IRyS was playing splatoon

Has there been an update on the Gura situation? I haven't been here in days and in another thread someone mentioned Kiara commented on Gura leaving but
>trusting the word of catalogniggers
Any KFP can help a chumbud out?

Isn’t Bae significantly under leveled for this one

>gym
what workout routine is kronii doing? i need to know.

IRyS...

IRyS CUTE

>>88900731
Squats and oats.

Wait, this is just the first boss from Mega Turrican

>>88900054
Man, imagine having sex with one of those loser fujos.......

>>88900585
Eh, maybe. This one could actually go either way because Anya's there.

>>88900731
bouncing on my cock

IRyS in Dante's jacked when?

>>88899902
Kronii accidentally exposing all the bitches that complain about having too much hololive work to stream

>>88900731
lying about going to the gym
very rigorous

Listening to all this talk about skincare, dieting and going to the gym (on a weekday!) is making me seethe ngl. I just had to clean my hands with old gasoline after work ffs! I should have dedicated myself to theft and drugs in this godforsaken hole!

This might be the dumbest boss fight in videogame's history

>>88899902
The fact that this schedule is supposedly her getting her shit together has me howling.

Bae learned how to air dash and immediately forgot within 30 minutes

>>88900723

So how was the collab with the Baus? Worth a watch?

>>88900556
>when she's disabled
What's her disability?

>>88900808
The caffeine to dementia pipeline...

Did you guys really expect streamers to live the life of wagies?

complaining about camera angles in vidya has always been weird to me

>>88900698
Wait, who believes in fandeath?

this schedule is a joke right, nobody does this

God, Gigapede is such a fucking shit boss. Does IRyS have Revolver unlocked on Cerb?

>>88899902
is this actually on her stream or did someone just paste some gura antipost onto an image of kronii?

>>88900833

Amnesia is a good quest

>>88900833
She's gay

SHE DID IT

>>88899902
you know, i was expecting more of a meme schedule from kronii like
>9am - wake up
>9-12:00pm - be stuck in my own head
>1-1:30pm - eat
>2-4pm - whatever

Finally downed the damn flying centipede.

>>88900569
tfw socialism will never happen because the majority of people who want it are the biggest fucking corpo cucksumers on the planet

>>88900858
>&
and who

t. Kronii

>>88900723

>>88900868
It's real but conveniently ignores the other half where her stream time is

So... when does the story of Nier actually get interesting?

>>88900858
If she really was her number one fan she would get in touch with Gura and tell her to stream

>>88900858
Did she do that because its oshi day or is it oshi day because she did that

Is IRyS today kinda, you know...

>>88900897
Dissociating happens after stream and has been reduced from 2 to 1 hour >>88900439

>>88900611
>>88900695
my twitter feed has been an endless flood of rm fanarts ever since she did that stunt. Thanks a lot, Gura

>>88900913
There's literally only one girl she's called herself a fan of, multiple times.

>>88900853
nope, she will fail the first day when she doesn't shower until 10:15am and the rest of the day will be spent agonizing over it. She'll come up with some excuse about how going to the gym today isn't convenient, and then she'll scroll social media until 4pm

ENTER CLOWN DUDE

>>88900934
When you watch a nier lore video!

>>88900934
If it doesn't have you yet then it probably won't
But the plot ramps up a lot after this playthrough

>>88900959
Does RM art make you upset for some reason?

>>88900955
cute? very

ENTER JESTER

>>88900972
just like me!

>>88900899
>RM cameo in her official MV
Very subtle, Gura

kill jester

>>88900913
It's going to be her new channel after she stops streaming to become an "affiliate" like Ame, which will probably be announced very soon

>>88900868
why don't you try watching streams for once?
https://youtu.be/Kl2NK5FY8AQ

>>88900960
Fauna?!

>>88900858
Man I dunno why gura did they there's art all over Twitter now, she just revived a dead identity and tied it to herself
This artist even put it in her art tag

Kronii's shriveling up...

https://youtu.be/8Jc2-D0xNxw?t=12489
Watch out pebbles. Fauna is going to steal your oshi.

KILL JESTER

Nonstop Nier November is a good idea

Kronii will collab with Kaela again next week

This Jonkler guy is pretty damn goofy

>>88901007
>I dunno why gura did they
>she just revived a dead identity and tied it to herself
You literally just answered your own question

>>88900723
The writing is in the sand, go look at it.

I miss her...

>>88901031
Please god no

>>88901014
Fauna is very wholesome

>>88901014
>ehehe

I think IRyS prefers Dante to Vergil

>>88901036
I was hoping for some other answer...

>Stock threads in catalog.
Why is that allowed? It has nothing to do with vtubers.

>>88901040

>>88901007
because she's going back to that account

Nierfags
Why can't the machines and androids coexist?

>>88901007
>tied it
??

>>88901014
That would require her to speak to her and she seemingly refuses to do that.

Wont most people schedule just be wake up, go to work for 8 hours, come home, sleep, and sprinkle eat in between at some points? Its not gonna have a lot of activities like kronii's.

>>88901034
i mean thats the point of clowns

>>88901065
Why the fuck else would she do it?
The writing is literally on the wall

>>88900984
to simply put, I just don't care about non-hololive stuffs.

>>88900824
Dekais on the left, pettankos on the right. Stuck in the middle with (you).

>>88901071
Because the machines want to take over earth, and Androids were made to fight the machines

Are you guys really going to engage with this timeloop right now? Just collectively decided to jump on this all at once?

This is the perfect size for tits, agreed?

why can't Bae aim and move at the same time? Literally how is she holding her controller?

>>88901105
Why did you spoiler your post?

>>88901111
Nah, too big.

>>88901007
gura will just ignore that fake fan

Lamy is streaming today.

>>88900984
It just breaks the golden rule of being a vtuber. Western vtubing was a mistake.

>>88900529
that's one cool rat.

Bae is so happy when she hears Emil's shop music kek

Irys is so dumb kek

>>88901111
needs to be bigger

>>88901084
I WFH some days so I login to work and then pretend to work for 8 hours while watching streams and napping. I work less than Kronii

>>88901094
Hololive members care about non-Hololive stuff

>>88901112
Idk, Risu had the same issue too

Emil my beloved

>>88901111
I need to see it live on stream today before making any judgements

>>88901111
No.

>>88901138
Yeah no JP members tie their roommate to their vtuber identity, no siree

>>88901066
and if I post Ame with green eyes and a blue hat it will get removed

curious

https://x.com/SOUNDVOLTEX573/status/1853625313349308751
https://x.com/SOUNDVOLTEX573/status/1853625313349308751
https://x.com/SOUNDVOLTEX573/status/1853625313349308751

>>88901112
She has said that apparently her hands are too small or something to use the stick and buttons at the same time

>>88900959
Yeah same can't get away from it now. I just accept it's fully blown open

>>88901138
it's the wild, wild west of vtubing mate

>>88900514
Based don't be like anons here who doesn't eat vegetables because they're vegetables.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDbqgEXfiI

KINOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>88901111
Tits can never be big enough.

>>88901138
>the golden rule of being a vtuber
nobody cares about that """golden rule"""
vtubers posts pictures of their face/body all the time

>>88901112

>>88901111
Perfect size for perfect girl who is also a perfect owl.

>>88901194
why do you want to get away from it
do you pretend you dont know who gura's RM is

>>88901153
I am not a Hololive member.

>>88900569
my sisters (and I because i have chronic urticaria) are lucky our mom is a dermatologist
they don't have nearly enough makeup autism as other women
they're just autistic about sunscreen and always bring around umbrellas like vampires

>>88901206
Nahone

KRONII LIAR'S BAR TOMORROW

Kronii Liars Bar tomorrow!

>>88901177
Depends on the time of the day.

>>88901084
Yeah, because no one actually works for 8h.

My sister's autistic and she fucking stinks. If the holos really are autistic chubby girlfailures you don't want to be near them.

>>88901138
What is the golden rule?

>>88901223
Lurk more newfag

Every day's a sale
Every sale's a win!

Talk about Bae.

damn...irys fell off

>>88900569
Shiori doesnt need makeup she's naturally meaty and cute

>>88901258
If I lurk more will I forget that Gawr Gura is Senzawa?

>>88901206
Sugoi

EMIL'S theme is the only time this game feels cheerful

>>88901182
I LOVE Camellia

>>88901280
No but you might get a little less retarded

>>88901129
Doesn't gura ignore all fans, real or fake?

>>88901031
Kronii, Kaela and Biboo collab when

There should be a chiptune version of Emil's theme if you hack with him nearby

>>88901071
Machines are big dumb autists on their own, and the network doesn't really give a shit about the androids, and androids are super racist against machines.

AntiHERfags in absolute SHAMBLES

Subaru looks cute today

>>88901223
It's just fuckin weird seeing them draw art of a previously dead persona with Gura but it's whatever now

IRyS is just brute forcing through every boss

>>88901291
Still crazy to think Ina's the reason he ever managed to get a foot into Holo.

If your bets were on the schedule not lasting one day, you won!

>>88901249
Ï can't believe Ame abandoned ship because 2 hours of work a day got in the way of her monkey bar climbing.

>>88901295
I'll never be as retarded as the people who get upset by Hololive roommates

>>88901201
>Subadeso
fuck yes.

>>88901280
>Gawr Gura is Senzawa
Meds. What a ridiculous rrat

IRyS...

>>88901320
who's the best liar of this group?

https://x.com/vestiazeta/status/1853685762094453187
https://x.com/vestiazeta/status/1853685762094453187
https://x.com/vestiazeta/status/1853685762094453187

>>88901328
That monkey bar shit cracked me up, she literally built an autist containment cell for herself

>>88901071
They were designed not to, as a joke.

>>88901201
I hope Kanade does extremely well so she can be extremely bratty today

>>88901297
Kek true

>>88901328
Perms and traveling to Japan. Also just her mind goblins about being in one place for too long.

>>88900912
God. Everyone I know who loves socialism spends so much fucking money on pointless luxuries that I swear there's an elaborate joke being played on me. This shit doesn't make any sense to me at all.

>>88901274
WHO?

>>88901330
Why are you here

IRyS getting spanked by a Jester live on stream

>>88901357
How many fucking people are there?

>>88900858
Kson is number 1 fan of Coco
This girl is the number 1 fan of gura

You can't escape vshoujo.

>>88901211
>perfect girl
Dyrbi?

>Open Kronii stream
>She's getting seduced by her sensei or something
What is this stream about?

>>88901285
there's also the song that plays when you help out the robot sisters

>>88901376
Why shouldn't I be here

>>88901357
YATTA
so are they just doing a cardboard cutout for ERB?

I'm spanking IRyS butt

>>88900954
>>88900439
ah yes there she is

Bae should ideally play Route C when she's on her period

>>88901285
Pascal's theme is nice

>>88901328
Bae said Ame worked for 48 hours during certain events.

>>88901172
None of them do it blatantly as this, no

>>88901413
i made this post

>>88901111
For 3D moom, yeah
>>88901211
Moom in only her cape

>>88901297
her hands are tied

>>88901403
Why are you here though

>>88901366
Kanade will fool her opponents by intentionally making stupid moves.

>>88901087
What does the sand say?

Kronii's going to ask IRyS if they can take Backshots together this week

>>88901386
Well they're all revealed, so 7 guests

Kronii is organizing a backshot roulette collab

IRyS DID IT

>>88901441
Are they really though?

>>88901436
This is me

>>88901418
So in a week and a bit?

>>88901357
Kaela!

>>88901357
All good singers/performers and then there's Kaela

>>88901424
Oh so it's ok if they clearly leech off their Hololive identity and everyone knows and everyone knows that they know but they just can't SAY it

>>88900439
the tism' hits at night

>>88901357
Oh nice Risu's there too this will be fun

>>88901368
KEK ME UP

>>88901357
I will only watch the zethighs gifs

>>88901443
To talk about Hololive, why are you here