/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

imagine not being Konnui

BECOME MOGU

Konkon!
Shirakami da yo!

>>8851281
Imagine not being Konnui and not being a closed-wallet-chad

ohhh sex

Hey /nasfaq/, buy my GF.

mumei will reach 20k mashallah

>>8852134
oh shit you fixed the sound post

how do i get to console

>>8852279
F12, Console.

Why cant ina be real

>>8852387
if you're looking for a legal age ina it's unlikely but if you remove that standard im sure you could manage

>>8852375
Unfutamably based

>>8852375
>ame will never fuck you in the ass

Well, guess I'm financially ruined just because I need to go to sleep. You legally obligated to grant me another rope, mrs. Honk

>zhonkbot keeps whitepaging after turning it on
>no browser switching can fix it
>discover that buying Haachama is the one causing the whitepaging
Smells like conspiracy...

>>8852720
Tako hands wrote this.

>>8851931

a week ago we had 2 working autotraders, and now we have none. really makes you think.

>>8852838
Are you sure about that?

JOIN THE MOGUS OWNER OF THE TOP 20

https://pastebin.com/hqX7uGPa
It's all singing streams, enjoy your bog.

>>8854487
>cheap baby
Perfect.

>autotrader updated
Better not refresh my page or it'll stop working

>>8854487

>>8855509
I will fuck this baby

>>8854487

if you're selling EN2 you have a liquid penis

When doomsday anon told us that we would all become one.. I didn't expect it to be literal.
WTF is going on with the leaderboard?

>>8858249
>he isn't part of the discord
Anon please. This is a turf war.

>Pizzadad 3D in 8.5 hours.
>Still can't buy Homostars coins.

>>8852410
I'm paging that anon that spent 300 to fuck a tiny asian girl and asked her to do the "wah"

>>8858319
>they haven't sent a proper invite except to the gacha servers and played us like fucking fiddles

Devchama here, wanted to ask you guys who had failed autotraders. Can you try manually buying a coin and seeing if the autotrader re-activates?

>>8858691
there's a proper invite every week. just don't be a idiot and look for it

Konnui is the truly the greatest enemy of nasfaq

>>8859185
wasn't it an old theory that Konnui and Tower were collaborating when they had closed wallets? I'm surprised it took this long for it to really happen.

>>8858823
but I'm a huge manchild and want to be spoonfed everything in life
Joking about above, I really don't care about joining, I'll end up lurking or oshiposting if I do so.

>>8859367
>he doesn't know.jpg

>>8859598
>he doesn't care.png

>>8858724
Manually buying a coin re-activates it again for 1 cycle.
Same for disabling and enabling the auto-trader

>>8859678
Devchama here, thanks for the info. We've narrowed down the bug with your help!

>>8859367
anon there literally is no server

>>8858823

>>8858724
seconding >>8859678
same thing happened to me

>>8859924
And those kids weren't held hostage at the pizza place

>>8860000
checked

THE HAATON-5 HAS BEEN UNSLEASHED TO THE WORLD AND NOTHING CAN IMPEDE THEIR PATH OF THE GREAT NASFAQ BOGGENING

ONLY 8888888 IN THE /NASFAQ/ THREAD CAN STOP THEM

>>8862343
it's the last hope of nasfaq

i hope devs consider the + trades per cycle now. just a buff @ bogging is needed to counteract the pump.

If my math correct 99999 trades are 2 years worth of time right? 16667 hours?

>>8860000
checked

>>8864619
1 year, 329 days (about 11 months), 10 hours, and 30 minutes.

Devchama here, I'll be mirroring this post on the floor. We've just updated the autotrader to hopefully quash some of the bugs people experienced throughout the day. Please reload and see if it fixes your issue! Thank you for your patience.

>>8865267
is it f5 or ctrl + f5 for the autotrader to update?
t. retard

>>8865329
ALT+F4 sir! or alternatively CTRL+W works too!

>>8865148
thanks. autotrading goes brrrrr

>>8865267
DEVCHAMA YOU CUNT you made me refresh the page and now I'm having the problem other people were having. To make the autotrader work I need to keep turning it on and off everytime a cooldown finishes, nothing gets added to the console when I do that.
https://litter.catbox.moe/hf8f6f.jpg file expires in 3 days

>>8866438
it's working now
fubukithumbsup.jpg

>>8865267
DEVCHAMA YOU CUNT i'm still in the bog zone

>he fell for the refresh meme

>set my oshi to 99999
gg

Thanks devchama, works perfectly now.
It also worked perfectly before, get fucked nerds.

>>8866868
this lol I don't trust the devs anymore

Devchama here, if it's not immediately trading give it up to a minute see if it does something then start going REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. There's a failsafe that should trigger if that failure mode occurs. I need to figure out if that failsafe is working or not.

>>8867150
or buy once coin manually :^)

>>8867462
Alright, figured out failsafe isn't triggering. Gotta try and fix that. FUCK.
>inb4 devs are retarded
This is true this time around, I haven't touched the autotrader before kek. In any case, zhonk is working on the actual actual fix that isn't just my thrown together bullshit but it'll take some time because there are significant rewrites required.

>Kronii nuked the collab
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY GAINS

>>8869538
lolwut, why?

Why did Kronii nuke the collab?

>>8869611
>>8870552
I think she crashed something and thus showed some UI that needs to be cut from the vod

She clicked download on one of the gartic gifs and her download bar pops up. The whore uses Chrome.

>>8871388
anything interesting?

>>8871805
I must have missed something else because all I saw was something like picrel

CYPHERPOSTER JOIN LEGION AND BECOME MOGU

ngl I have no idea how the real oshiboard will handle everyone with the same name.

>>8872273
You're about to get owned for being lazy and recognizing people by names and not their user id. Should be interesting to see though.

>>8872273
It parsed the totals based on the user name and not the user ID didn't it?
Our names are technically still unique, as long as it can differentiate between invisible Unicode characters and extra spaces.

>too far down the leaderboard to participate in meme legion

>>8872273
Isn't it going to be fine? Closed wallets are not included so it will just nuke all the Konnui.

>All of the Konnui LARPers closed their wallets.
This next update is going to be interesting either way.

>>8872386
>only recently made it into Top 250
>the wealth gap
I don't know how to accelerate faster desu

>>8872315
>>8872322
It used to just use the name, but I must've changed it at some point.

>>8872535

Devchama here, sorry for the repeated posts. I can now confirm the failsafe should work. IF YOU DON'T HAVE ISSUES YOU DO NOT HAVE A REASON TO RELOAD. If you are, however, experiencing issues with your autotrader, please reload the page. Thank you for your patience. Note this fix is very much a hack job to fix things temporarily. Zhonk is working on a much larger fix for the autotrader but it's an involved process so that'll take a while.

Putting these usernames up for auction. Bidding starts at 2 Jets.

Beware the Mognui 4, and Medina

Top tako username. Bidding starts at 1 Jet.

I'm running out of email addresses. "smiles". Bidding starts at 1 Jet.

>>8872865
>Mognui
mogu I-

>>8872783
>>8872950
Devs, ban this guy's actual account for being a shitter.

>>8872737
Can confirm that it's working now, thanks for the patches devchama

Just woke up to see my transactions not even working. Now the prices are doubled to what they were before or is back to the usual price. This is really annoying. It even did only 8 cycles.
Why did I even left my pc on for.

>>8872737
Also confirming it worked, with the added bonus of the dev console going apeshit AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8873153
I think you got some
>[Deleted]
in your console there bro

>cypherposter doesn't change his name color or participate in meme username changes
yeah I'm thinking based

>>8873495
retardchama, cypher quit 2 weeks ago...

>You're bumping uglies with Mr. Koro.
>It's been 12 hours now, this hag fucks like she games.
>It's an endurance sport to her.
>Your ass and back are numb now.
>Your "yubi" is looking more like an actual yubi at this point.
>There's nothing left of you, you've coomed it all out, but she's still grinding away.
>ほらよ!
>She screams as she slaps your chest to wake you up.
>"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak."
>nottu undastand.
>You somehow squeeze another tiddly-wink of cum out.
>You can't even fucking tell anymore, your entire taint has gone numb too.
>She stops, and gives you a determined look,
>もう一回。。。

>>8873710
but he was literally posting in the thread a few days ago retardchama

>>8873881
That was me, sorry guys

>>8873896
t.cypherposter

>>8873845
Sir, this is /nasfaqg/, not /wg/

>>8873949
nottu undastand

Prompt: You are a forklift instructor taking Mumei for her first lesson.

Why is everyone turning into mogu and konnui?

>>8874095
>he doesn't know

>>8873153
>zhonkbot now bogs you
delightfully devilish, devchama

>>8874065
PC LOAD LETTER

>>8874173
>zhonkbot spams so much shit my browser crashed
At least it gets a few cycles in now haha...

>>8874095
>I'm Pomu
>Become Lamy
The real question: Why is everyone so infatuated with assimilation?

ngl this Konnui/Mogu leaderboard is really fucking with my head.
t. Konnui

oh no

gn everyone, lets hope for green days tomorrow

Would any of us notice if the real Konnui unprivated his wallet during this shitshow?

>>8874384
Yes

>>8874341
Mori is probably going to make your day green, or at the very least, offset many bogs

How about a gacha that let you bypass the 10 minutes per trade rule for X amount of trades?

Towa is a whore
Will most likely miss the septs. All you Takos.

>>8874623
I still don't like the idea of gacha items that are basically mandatory to roll to play the game competitively.

Just got back from doosing myself with the 5g flu shot. I hope the devs didnt kill my zhonkbot while I was away

>>8874671
you're our only hope. don't give up

Honk, I'm moving house tomorrow, so if you could find it in your heart to not change the api and break the offline bots again for the next 24 hours, that would be super cool of you.
Thanks.

takos don't fuck this up

thank you Google, you retards ruined my financial status, appreciate it

I love how it became normal to buy Marine at almost 20k

>>8876528
use firefox

>>8876948
Close, my sheet suggests $20,236.21

>>8876407
If I get back before it, I will try.

I wish my oshi was a 4k div coin...

>>8878148
Can't all be based anonchama

>Went afk 3 hours ago
>Gets this
>Did 1 cycle before it happened
Just don't let me trade at this point

>>8878360

What the fuck have the devs done? Every time the zhonkbot stops working it will start eating up my memory and cpu until firefox crashes.

>>8878470
anti bog mechanic.

>>8878470
>he refreshed

>>8878470
>just use firefox
>firefox works bro

>>8878525
FF the best
i wanna have sex with FF

>Zhonkbot stopped working
>Cpu usage and memory are skyrocketing for some reason
>press f12
>Something is trying to buy coins every second
I liked it better when we bogged the server instead of getting bogged myself.

buy maririn
>>8878717
the discord haaton have penetrated the zhonkbots

>>8878717
It's the anti-measure to bogging. It restricts us instead

Interestingly the bar progress on autotrader seems to be fucked, not the coin purchase. On zhonkbot the bars are all full and I'm getting no notifications but if I go to profile the coins are on CD and checking activity they were bought recently.

>27% CPU usage
>2.4GB memory usage
Beautiful

>>8878884
nostalgia

>>8878748
>devchama made the haatontrader

Devchama here, may or may not have forgotten to remove the uh, console logging. Yeah, that'll uh, put a dent in your memory usage. Uh. Sorry about that. I've told zhonk about it but they're currently indisposed and can't push the update. Yeah. My bad. I said this was a hackjob. Haha. Fuck.

>>8879140
So THAT's why my memory usage went up 4x and FF crashed if I tried to scroll up too far in the console

>>8878979
the final yab

who here /neverrefreshed/

>he refreshed

>slightly bad cycles
>zhonkbot update
>didn't refresh
>slightly less bad cycles
>zhonkbot update
>didn't refresh
>perfect cycles
????

firefox works dude trust me

guys my thinkpad caught fire

>>8879606
F

>>8879584
>ram cant handle that much
why is this thread full of poorfags

>>8879140
>devchama doesn't want us to play other games while we nasfaq
Menhera move right there

>>8879636
my bad anon, don't have enough paper to buy nasa's supercomputer

>>8879636
>why is this thread full of poorfags
>a thread about fake crypto
you tell me anonchama

>>8879736
I have a real portfolio too, although that's also why I'm poor

>>8879736
I'm shocked no one's made a NASFAQ "tool" which was just a bitcoin miner in disguise desu

>>8879606
that's why they call it firefox hehehe

>>8879810
That's the main reason why we're having rumped up CPU usage and memory usage

>>8879810
>zhonkbot's broken cause it's a bitcoin miner now
DEVCHAMAAAAA

>>8879825
To such a low degree won't get us anywhere need to amp it up even if it means getting caught

>>8879862
>not bricking my computer the moment zhonkbot got booted up.
It feels like you dont even try ms. honk

>>8879140
I love you Devchama, please pound my browser into a pulp more often

>they cann't read

>>8879140
DEV LOVE

>>8878884
Has anyone explained the reason for this?

>>8880001
anonchama use your common sense, it just means the people having trouble right now are those who were already having trouble with the bot even before that was posted. They're just having a completely different trouble right now

>>8880078
anonchama use your common sense I was just going for the quads but I didn't know what to post so I posted that but I failed anyway let me be

>>8879990
>>8879584
>>8879675

GAMBARE GAMBARE NASFAQ YOU CAN CLAIM THE TAKO DIGITS

CAM ON TAKOWS
*BANG BANG*
SCOR SAM FAKIN OCTOHS

KAM ON TAKOS
GET SOME FACKIN' DIGITS

Haatons, turn your fucking sheets back on. I need to bog the server for crashing my browser.

>>8880413
>bog the server to lighten the load on your browser
Ladies, we've come a full circle

>turn zhonkbot off
>it is still buying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG70guLZNEk
You are watching, right, nasfaq?

>>8880764
pizzapapa...

>clear all zhonkbot
>it is still buying

TAKO IS UPON US

>>8881045
>Took us 20 minutes to move 600 posts
slow your roll there, chief.

What makes a tab break? My nasfaq one was ok for the wholeday then broke 10 minutes after I left it unnatended to sleep

>STILL can't buy

why do I get a white page when clicking on profile and market?

>>8882788
markets closed

>spreadsheet killed
>zhonkbot killed
What's the next step of your master plan?

>>8882920
Killing (you)

So are we really doing adjustments with a broken bot?

>>8882920
All of the buy/sell buttons replaced with this.

>>8882920
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>8883019
why not? just do manual trading, how new are you?

What if we can trade up to 6 for every coin but the cooldown is like an hour something?

>>8883019
feels good going into adjustment with both a working zhonkbot and sheet.

>>8883113
Jesas

>>8883194
>working sheet.
stop lying. The sheets dont work

>>8883256
they do if you go and edit the script to work with the new api

The autotrader has been working fine for me for a few hours now

>>8883256
own sheets still works. It's just the haaton spreadsheet that is killed. Basically we're back with people that can code having advantage over others

>>8883307
liar, we know you don't know how to code

>>8883113
What if the devs stop being lazy niggerfaggots and give us bulk buy or a server-side trader

Hey nasfaq, ready for your /fit/ reps? Today we’re doing situps. For every % moved during adjustment, do 1 rep. Went red? That’s your punishment. Went Green? Enjoy irl gains with in game gains. Remember to stretch, modifiers are optional and good luck. im a bit tipsy right now but I might as well tell you niggers that this I might not be able to keep this up for a bit, im p fucked up and got alot of moving parts in my life and im not sure if I can do nasfaq things for a while. make sure to do your reps and to aim to be best version of yo

>>8883096
I'm not gonna manual trade with this inflation when it doesn't feel worth doing it. The reason manual trading worked before is because you still feel the increase or decrease and even then before, the rich were already using scripted auto clickers.

>>8883921
goddamn woman exercises again
You'll be alright bro. Take as long as you need. We'll be here for you. I promise to do my reps even if you're not around. WGMI.

Ctrl + F "Mogu"
191...

>>8883921
Take care of yourself bro but I won't do my reps when you're not around so you will feel the need to come back here nigger

>>8884162
>mogu owns everything but daggercoin

mogu mogu mogu mogu

konnui konnui konnui konnui

>>8878470
>Firefox
The non-functional zhonkbot is the least of your problems

>>8884440
What is wrong with firefox?

how the mighty have fallen

The sheer power of this anon

>>8884590

>Full time on zhonkbot
>Done 44 cycles since last adjustment

>>8884590

>>8884617
>Full time on zhonkbot
>54 cycles since midnight
>Perfect

holy shit, what an adjustment to not have a working bot for

holy fuck

>Turns off bot
>IT STILL BUYS CALLI
AAAA

I guess it is back to the good old days of scripts and auto clickers

HOLD

Very nice. Only 7x3 reps today because I hate situps.

>>8885114
IM SELLING

finally hit million thanks to kawaiiope moririn

I like weekends

hahahahahah oh no

Changing oshi's from Mori to Moricoin

Mーさん、thank fuck you sold too.

yesterday/today

oh shit did i just wake up in time for the septs

>>8885253
>rank 20
thanks to all the konnuis out there

>>8885253
>mogu's back on top 2
Nice day

GREEN TODAY

>>8885253
mogu board

Very noice, all green today, such a nice boost

>>8885239
haha

ok, bed time. enjoy your, finger fitreps

>>8885153
why are you laughing? I can just sell it really

devchama I don't know what's going on with your new autotrader but it seems to love buying the same shit over and over again even when it's not supposed to be buying shit

>>8885253
Bro, you missed a few

>>8884135
you want a strong core retard. do some other core exercise then. WAGMI
>>8884179
you fuckhead. Ill be back but do your damn reps.

>>8885373
who?

People below me go up, people above me go down. But I, neither up nor down. Red or green, green or red, I stay. In the. Exact. Same. Spot. This is the way of the crab.

>>8885475
You can join Jester in gate keeping the top 60 while he gatekeeps the top 50.

>>8885475

>crabbed on the leaderboard
brb, rewritng beta haatosheet for the new API

>>8885364
The worst part is when it clearly knows the state but doesn't buy anything, e.g.
Autotrader for reine: Coin no longer on cooldown. Trading 0...
Autotrader for reine: Buying...

>>8885475
goes great with chili sauce!

>>8885438
You know. It is Konnui. The one that keeps making you seethe all the time.

>>8885558
doesn't ring any bells

>autotrader not working
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT DURING THE GREEN DAY
I NEED TO SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8885566
nice digits

I'm preemptively putting this for when it happens >>8888888

>>8885604
I really fucking hope some Tako has this scripted.

>Every post now has triple 8's

>>8885566
It cus you dont have any you stupid fucking faggot.

>>8885673
based

Just you wait

>>8885364

>>8885748
holy based

>>8885748
takeshi you mad man

>>8885748
I kneel

>>8885748
takeshi...

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>8885364
To add on, this seems to apply for every. Single. Coin. Did you guys accidentally misplace the api request in a for loop somewhere so it attempts to buy every coin on the autotrader list times the number of coins on the list, so it tries to buy each coin like 50+ times?

>>8885860

I literally told you to buy Mori during the 9k dip. You are priced out now. Enjoy.

some coin get stucked not buying, stuck on queue i guess. what did you guys do again to fix this?

>>8885965
f5, all the coins should have been bought (or at least that's what's happening to me)

>>8885965
Refresh

>They refreshed

>>8886035
stay poor, new zhonkbot (patched) is strong as fuck and very responsive

only doing this since I was called a retard
>>8694904
>>8695144

>>8886321
I draw my hat, you win.
didn't buy "the dip", still have 350 to sell

>>8886321
Yes, she bogged twice in a row.
Still
>9k
>dip

>>8886321
You are still a retard, the 0 views "dip" (down to 8k) was better than your 9k one, had Mori not been a lazy fuck and actually streamed she would have dipped down to 4k

Congratulations to Konnui for reaching 8000 Flare coins

>>8885748
You really think you can keep up

>>8886617
I'm up 300% and I'm the retard for trusting Mori. Got it.

>>8886635
why is there a board for fire? doesn't make any sense

>>8886686
Nigger I am Mori oshicoiner, I would know, if you are also trying to the same then it's fine, but given your 300% you are probably a newfag, be glad your bet payed off this time

>>8886670

>>8886686
kinda cringe bro

>>8886780
Ok poorfag

trust the brap cycle

so can the takos do it or will their scripts fuck up?

>>8886670
You've been crabbing for days now while I keep climbing up the leaderboard. It's over

>>8887239
I will fuck the takos in the ass

>>8887239
The takos are sleeping

>>8886780
>300% in total
I wish. I'm 300% up on my moricoin calls. Now I can do nothing but sell Moricoins to buy more oshicoins.
>I am Mori oshicoiner
Good for you!

>2 polka asmrs
>WNF
>fucking kanye finally dropped
I love my oshis but what the FUCK

>>8887644
>kanye

>>8887239
>scripts
No such thing, only pure faith in the right deed.

>>8887738
bullshit

Mumei is a whore

Hurry up and get the GET so I can sleep

>>8887777
Bro you forgot this

>>8887777
holy digits

so we will shill our oshis in order to get >>8888888 right?

>IT'S COMING

Only the takos can save nasfaq...

>>8887926
No, I'm planning on shitposting and I just wasted my second printer edit on replying to those quads.

>>8887959
And I just wasted the image I wanted. Fuck it, I'll shoot myself.

I FEEL IT COMING

>>8887990
Do it, right now, so everyone can witness your shame
>>8887959
>[File deleted]

check these dogshit digits

test

sex with ms zhonk's rendition of clock

>>8888133
checked

>>8888888
Please be at least funny...

>>8888133

Testing.

Thread theme? https://youtu.be/LB5YkmjalDg

>>8888200
4chanx really is intent on posting whatever fucking image it wants today huh

>>8888200
>takos have activated their scripts
it's over lads

WE ARE ALREADY ON AFTERHOURS THE THREAD MAY DIE DURING THE GET

>>8888200
>[file deleted]

>>8888200
>[File deleted]

>>8888259
>he isn't trying to bog script takos by sheer force
polmao

I NEED TO SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wah!

if singles I get the septs

Sorry, Takos. I'll be going ahead.

ogey

are we there yet

go get'em Takobros!

>>8888521
>[file deleted]

>trying to get on /nasfaq/
>trying to get on /vt/

>>8888590
but we got the last quads as well

Make us proud takos

don't buy Ui

acceptable outcomes
>a tako anywhere
>a tako HERE
>a tako in /wah/

CAM ON TAKOS GET THE GET

Keep It About The Money.

CAM ON TAKOOOOS

>>8888718
shut the fuck up mel not now

Cocky takofags.

who?

Rankings for HoloEN's so far imo
Kronii > Gura > Amelia > Mori > Ina > Sana > IRyS > Baelz > Fauna > Mumei > Kiara

It's a shame that Sana didn't get a less shitty rig, because it's seriously holding her back.

Keep selling Ame you niggers I have to buy more of her coins

Nijisanji will fall

IKYZOOO TAJKOFAGSSSSSS

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

mumei

Ina's fat ass crushing the GET!

Nijis in nasfaq when

Ame

This is Ina's boyfriend speaking

wah!
buy sankisei

dumb takos

INANENE OTP

Ayame is a whore

Towa is a whore

this'll be it

It would be a shame

>>8888835
>35
>8888888

>>9999999
fuck cirno

I want ame to rip my asshole apart

>8888888
AND THE WINNER IS

>>8888885
almost